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00:00 I thought this was disturbing. Adam Curry, John C. DeVora It's Thursday March 22nd 2012 time to get my nation media assassination episode three niner three This is no agenda Working hard on suppressing my brief reactive psychosis here at Camofo in the capital of the drone star state Austin Tejas in the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley, where if you read the interwebs... The world's coming to an end! I'm John C. Dvorak. It is indeed and that's always a great way to kick off the show. But ya know? The worlds coming to an end it's all over folks we're all gonna die. There you go

00:47 Yeah, and we had a huge monster storm here. Did you follow that thing? No why would I don't care oh It was like it's probably the one that was in Hawaii if you like about a week and half ago then my wife And Jay got nailed by it was well. It was national news and yeah there were trucks with national news here Yeah, it was he just wasn't he just won't work to watching the national news It was pretty big. We had tornadoes in San Antonio. Ooh! San Antone! San Antone? Yeah, and I keep having to tell Miss Mickey's like no tornadoes it doesn't work in the mountains or on a hill yeah no they don't that doesn't happen well up there now it doesn't work but the lake went up like five feet this is pretty good why

01:32 Why? Because of the rain, John. Why because? Why because we had plenty of rain! Five feet?! What you got five feet of rain!? No but what happens is if it rains up in northwest Texas then everything flows down here We needed it. We're like we're like 30 feet low or something like that Yeah, you guys do you guys need to get some of those? Bermuda roofs and some other things they always have droughts and Texas is a mess And he talked to people about you know in Bermuda they have a roofing system yeah, we've discussed this many times No, we've discussed at once and it was like every four years ago several yeah, and I remember it well oh

02:11 Well, have you thought about getting a roof like that? Probably illegal. No it's not illegal here in fact Not in Texas Why don't people do it? Some of my neighbors do I mean we're just renting here so I don't feel like enhancing this guys house Obviously no and its also an expensive proposition Yeah as nice as he is Now look We got a guy who has a whole rain catching system In fact now In fact I know two neighbors who have that Oh! Yeah And then uh...I'm the guy that- Im just doing the armory and communications Those guys do water and food and everything else. I just take care of the guns and the comms, that's my job Hey in the morning to you John C. Dvorak In the morning to you Adam Curry in the morning to all ships at sea boots on the ground and feet in the air Hey chat room noagendastream.com Noagendachat.net in the morning to you good to see the human resources all lined up ready to go charged up

03:07 Depleting your 9.2 million dollar value over your entire lifetime Thank you for joining us we do the program live every Thursday and Sunday morning at 9 a.m.. Gitmo nation West time which is different now everywhere else now that we've changed to Daylight savings, and Europe has not in Arizona yeah right and Europe has not has not done that yet well anyway John I'm very happy Well it's happy inside at the same time As we now have more information on Kony 2012 creator Jason Russell's condition. Yes, he has brief reactive psychosis

03:47 Yeah, in a statement released Wednesday his wife and other family members said they believe this condition caused him to act strangely last week Ranting and roaming around the San Diego Street in the nude Jason will get better. They said he has a long way to go But we're confident He will make a full recovery And the doctors indeed say they are treating him for brief reactive psychosis Which of course I looked up on The Book of Knowledge? And I was not aware This is an actual disease you can have this and I think I'm displaying Some of the behavior, let's take a look here. Brief reactive... this is from the DSM I think number three. Brief reactive psychosis is a sudden short-term display of psychotic behavior such as hallucinations or delusions that occur with a stressful event. I think I qualify

04:37 Symptoms of brief reactive psychosis may include the following disorganized behavior, false ideas about what is taking place. Hearing or seeing things that aren't real and strange speech or language. The symptoms are not due to alcohol or other drug abuse and they last longer than a day but less than a month So this is, we're very happy that now we know what our friend Jason has. But a lot of research has gone into what's been happening with him And the advocate someone pointed out to me and then the advocate is I guess that a predominantly gay public. No, it is gay Not predominantly but 100% It's against an advocate for gay the gay lifestyle say it's a it's a gay advocacy newspaper So they come out with their own advocate? Yes, they came out with their own research Oh Yeah, and because I only looked at the 2011

05:39 Form 990 and they went back to previous years, and here's what they came up with. The National Christian Foundation has donated to their cause in 2009 the NSF described it...and of course this is written from a gay perspective so.. Now you're talking about when you've changed the topic here I thought is that the advocate was writing about his psychosis? No they were writing about the invisible children okay about his organization I'm sorry So, donors include the NCF which describes itself as the largest Christian grant-making foundation in the world and have according to the advocate very anti gay undertones. They are these same people who proposed

06:26 Who allegedly or it says here in the advocate largely pushed Christian Ugandan lawmakers to propose the kill-the-gays bill remember that one? Oh, yeah Which would make homosexuality punishable by death Jason himself according to this article did a speech at the let's see the Liberty University they have quotes from him about people fearing Christians and you know and so basically in the gay community I'll just, I'll just cut to the chase here what their conclusions are. I have no proof of this is that his suppression of his own gayness was part of what led him into this...what do we call it again? The brief reactive psychosis

07:16 Because he just couldn't handle it anymore and if you and I have to say, you know gaydar does go off when you look at this guy dancing in his old stuff And yeah, and it doesn't make any difference to me But I can see where If you got a lot of push-and-shove going on and you're actually suppressing this and then some traumatic event happened Lord knows what? And then he just freaks out But the real news of course is exactly what we said and it was preceded by a magic number 33. 33 senators introduced bipartisan resolution condemning Joseph Kony and the Lord's Resistance Army, and this was released yesterday in the Senate. 33 Senators you can only guess which ones they are but I have the entire list should you wish to vote them out And of course the news is all...I'll give you the headlines that the news presents

08:09 Basically saying hey, we've got to support these guys. We've got to do a little bit of work and help them out But when you read the actual resolution here it is exactly what we expected I'll give you a few highlights And I love how with the resolutions have all these kind like that euro language whereas On October 14th of 2011, President Obama notified Congress he had authorized approximately 100 combat-equipped members of the armed forces to deploy in Central Africa. To provide assistance to regional forces." That's different language than we were presented with previously right?

08:45 It wasn't combat forces, it was advisors. Consultants, advisors right? Farmers Now here's one that slipped in that I think we discussed it when I did my review of all 900 pages of the National Defense Authorization Act But let's revisit, whereas the National Defense Authorization Act for fiscal year 2012 authorized the Secretary of Defense with the concurrence of the Secretary of State to provide logistic support supplies and services for foreign forces participating in operations to mitigate and eliminate the threat of The Lord's Resistance Army. In other words a one-two step

09:24 We had the previous resolution from 2010. That's where the president sent in about 100 combat-ready consultants, but then the NDAA slipped in another little thing there to oh so we can now provide support supplies and services. What kind of services do you think those are? And whereas the consolidation appropriations act which we didn't read directed the president to support increased peace and security efforts in areas affected by the Lord's Resistance Army. So let's just cut to the chase, and I'll get to the real words...

10:03 The Senate by this resolution calls on the President to keep Congress fully informed of the efforts of the United States government and to work closely with Congress to identify and address critical gaps, and enhance United States support for the regional effort to counter the Lord's Resistance Army. Commends the Department of Defense-United States Africa Command AFRICOM! There it is! and members of the United States Armed Forces currently deployed to serve as advisors to the national militaries, supports continued efforts by the Secretary of State and representatives of the United States to work with partner nations in an international community... ...to strengthen the capabilities of regional military forces. To enhance cooperation across border coordination. To enhance overall efforts to increase civilian protection

10:48 calls on the Secretary of State and the Secretary of Defense, the Administrator of the United States Agency for International Development and heads of other government agencies to enhance mobility intelligence logistical capabilities for partner forces engaged in efforts To protect civilians and apprehend or remove Joseph Kony and his top commanders from the battlefield. And I could go on this is the installation and full funding of AFRICOM as predicted And the only little step they had, they needed there was the Kony 2012. Jason Russell no longer needed make-the-guy go crazy we've got it! We have our 33 idiot senators oh yeah I saw that video man we should do something about it and there you go AFRICOM as per resolved in the US Senate now being enhanced for the entire region to kick out the Chiners It's sad when we're right

11:46 It is. Right? Most of the time, yeah this really pisses me off it really does like I mean and because the whole internet was like this is bogus and doesn't matter the senators are just like 33 senators just like oh okay yeah it's groovy it's cool within a span of one-and-a-half weeks John one-and-a-half weeks that happens I find it disturbing so um yeah well everything we talk about is disturbing In fact, let me tell you what disturbed me. Alright! I'm coming on to do the tweeting, the retweeting and the twittering thing that you tell Kel always yack about? Yeah. Something your really involved with i guess? You've heard of that thing, that tweeter So I go on and it says to re-tweet the fact that this show is going...is on air And here it is over in left, who to follow

12:44 Don't tell me just it's just Prometheus and followed by Chris Mara I don't know who this guy is Jeremiah or you Wang then it says and this really disturbed me. It makes me wonder I should follow Britney Spears because she's followed by Adam Curry and others. I don't follow Britney Spears! You follow Britney Spears! What? You must get some great insight for this show from Britney. I don't think i follow Britney Spears. You do. Did you check on her, on my thing to see if... how can you check that? I don't follow Britney Spears. It said there not gonna lie to me Oh Why would the Twitterers like the tweet people lie to me They have no benefit in lying to you.

13:26 No, there's nothing to it. But let's just read a few of Britney's... This is the stuff you follow I never see Britney Spears Just dancing with the stars to support Jason's friend Roshan Fagan He is so cute and wow can that boy dance Stop Very inspired by the Beautylicious team So passionate Love the gift bag y'all gave me With NARS lip gloss So President Obama visited Roswell. Oh, now you're avoiding the topic! Shut up I'm done with that Who else do you follow? I am going to go through your people one by one Please do Meanwhile im tracking the real evil Well what Britney Spears doesn't qualify Yeah thats what im saying she's evil thats why I probably follow her See whats going on So President Obama is in Roswell New Mexico You know there are things you can say jokingly particularly to kids

14:27 But there is a limit, I think. And so he comes out with a gaffe just a joke that is just like okay you know as a smattering of laughter So funny and then he says something that I'm just like dude You know it's not funny...you don't say that as the president It was a wonderful trip over here we took the helicopter We had landed in Roswell I announced to people when I landed that, uh...I'd come in peace. Let me tell you there are more nine and ten year old boys around the country when i meet them they ask me have you been to Roswell? And is it true what they say and I tell them if I told ya' I'd have to kill ya'. So... That's not funny! You know that If-I-Told-You-I'd-Have-To-Kill-You joke which started about 20 years ago first time ever heard

15:25 really there's something very arrogant and patronizing about it. It's like his predator drone comment. I've never said that to anybody, i think is completely insulting and its stupid what you or you have... You know I can kill you because im so inside everything yeah I know so much and I can kill if I tell ya It really is one of these little pet peeves of mine that I'd have to kill you. And for the president to do it, you're right! It's ridiculous. Not okay and i've been around a CIA person for all my life My uncle Don He never said yeah I could tell ya but then I would have to kill ya No he doesn't do that ever Nobody in their right mind does it I always found it incredibly offensive when somebody tells me that

16:15 That has happened. I probably three or four people have heard use that line it just really irks me It's like really yeah, it's not okay. It's its lame well for the president to do that's death over-the-top lame should we listen to him? Do you already did the droning bill here let's play the droning joke again. I have two words for you predator drones You will never see it coming you think I'm joking no I don't Douchebag and he said that to the Jonas Brothers Yeah No, I don't know. I guess everything said the guy's hilarious you should be doing stand-up then is that funny It's just like yeah it's but you're right is the people who say that actually have no power and could not kill you Yeah however in this well there's an exception to every rule. I think uh-huh I don't like I agree You know I got something wrong with my yes, I'm wrong with you now with Mike hold on oh there you go again

17:24 Why don't you just tape this and then play it every time you have this problem while you fix it? Hey, ha-ha-ha. Two. Oh man, it sucks! One two two two there we go I'm back loose wire It's not it's a knob and I can't get it. Oh, it's a pot. It's a pot is no it's a switch It's a turn switch And there's no way to fix it other than to replace it and who has time for that? You know the spray you can spray in there. It cleans that crap up Yeah, I've tried that and it just comes back worse No, that doesn't make any... well try a different brand Oh man! It's horrible John

18:13 Well this is that old gear of yours, you're using gear that is so ancient that- Two two two there we go. Alright It just- Two! Two Hey man what y'know normally this would be second half of the show stuff Wait a minute. Yeah, no I gotta lay this on you this earthquake this earthquake in Mexico Earthquake that's supposed to come today? I have a bet with Mimi that that you won't know I bet you would know about it for sure No This is not my mega earthquake that was supposed to come today. It's about the earthquake in Mexico Oh where there were Coincidentally the Obama girls were there. They don't think you know or really oh

18:53 Many people captured the frightening scene on their camera phones, quickly posting the images to YouTube. The epicenter of the quake was in Guerrero State midway between Oaxaca and Acapulco two are the most popular spring break destinations for young Americans President Obama's daughter Malia is in Oaxaca on a school trip late today the White House released a statement saying she's safe. Oaxaca governor says 500 homes have collapsed in his state But here's the crazy thing about this, John. Almost immediately on the interwebs people trace back all these news articles and flyers where the Mexican government, the Civil de Chiapas announced a earthquake simulation on 20th of March 2012 7.9 magnitude And there are fliers in everything of this thing!

19:56 This was pre-announced. There was a drill, they were going to do a drill on the 20th of March and what happens on the 20th of March? A 7.4 and by the way 10 kilometer deep which is a typical signature for a harp this thing takes place. Typical signature for a harp yes it is it's always very shallow all all of the harp induced earthquake machine earthquakes are always shallow And then, you know by coincidence and by the way the press was asked to shut up about The first daughter being there Beside the fact that it is shut up very well Well they did for a while. She was there with 12 classmates 25 Secret Service agents yeah what a waste You know it's like I'd like I wouldn't mind having that kind of spring break bunch of guys to get me drinks and stuff hanging out

20:56 But the whole thing about this pre-announcement, that is very very weird. I mean... I just see this documented Oh it's been documented everywhere! It has been passed around the interwebs and hasn't been documented. I haven't seen a copy of the flyer What's in the show notes? Of course 393 dot NA shownotes dot com Everyone is all over this I would have thought it was being the Chiners sending a message to Obama Anyway, it's I have no idea. I mean that's why I can't even put it in second half of the show It's so bizarre to have you know and the State Department itself is telling kids don't go to don't go to spring break Don't go to Mexico on spring break you get killed or or? Abducted now if you got 25 Right but then they send the first daughter over there yeah, I know that's pretty strange

21:46 And the White House actually admitted that they were, they confirmed. The first family requested news organizations to remove stories of Malia Obama's escapades Why? What difference does it make? I mean they ask you this question what difference does it make whether they tell the public that she was there or not? I don't know. I'm just telling you what they confirmed And indeed, Huffington Post Yahoo IBT International Business Times actually removed stories. Good going guys! What kind of a-holes are you? Okay... Yeah we'll take that out. I'd like to know the reason

22:26 Well, I think I know what the reason must be. Oh there's the Obama's again living it up! Exactly You know outside the country with a bunch of Secret Service people who probably flew in on one of the Air Force jets They did With their buddies They did 12 friends hanging out Well, she's got to be a popular girl. If you can go party with her... Hell yeah! I'd be hanging out and kissing her ass too if i was working. Hey, could I carry your bags? How many people will that jet hold anyway?! Can I carry your bags Malia? Let me do your homework for ya That's why they don't want it publicized Of course. Hilarious Not for you and me my friend

23:09 However, I will say we were supported today by many of our Producers and if we could have this kind of support on every show. I could die a happy man at 90 die Happy man anyway you'd be in the saddle hello So let's thank some of these producers who came in and it's Typically you see a lot of familiar names popping up, but that's if we'll take whatever we can yeah. We have we have our patrons Yeah, but we do have a new patron it seems and I looked and looked and looked at could not find any Anything from him he's in now a new knight Mitchell Sullivan who is in Dubai

23:54 And obviously a business guy there making, you can make a lot of money in Dubai right now. Started off the day with a nice $1200 contribution and See, JC left his phone in here. I could hear it! I was looking around to see if there was something in my studio ringing. Oh that's good that's funny Um...I thought he did send a note though? I looked and looked and I looked under his name but couldn't find one. Why don't you look while I'm thanking other people If he did send a note we will read on the next show if we can find it Mitchell is probably listening Then we have Sir Mark in Tokyo

24:31 Sir Mark from Sir Mark and Dame Astrid are our favorite architects. He doesn't say what age she is but claims that she's on some one of those earmark birthdays, there's a birthday call out for Astrid who he says is uh... he wants to get her a double double dame. It's a double knockers on the dame so uh Anyway, I you better. I mean I saw pictures of her. I'm guessing she's gonna turn I don't want to maybe I'm wrong by a 35 I'm guessing no Scott. I was thinking she well yeah Well if it but it must be probably 40 she's gonna be 40 I did not insult her Couldn't couldn't be a day over that I think I'm thinking 35 personally She looked like I was just guesstimating 38 these are without a doubt two of our favorite patrons and they are just

25:27 So they give me hope. Yes, really? Give me a house design. Really talented successful people who listen to the show and donate like aluminum walls or something These are two high-end architects I would love for people who want to know yeah They do these one of these projects that are always Yeah like like the Sony store They do huge projects. Yeah, amazing about good architects can do anything mm-hmm all right Thank you sir mark and of course by proxy day mastered for your double knockers on the dam

26:06 Sir Stephan Springer from Garland, Texas your buddy down the street. Oh yeah came in with one of the 393 this is a this is a show number 393 so it's a talent roll up three nine or three So he's member of the 393 club and everything between also as executive producers value for value really appreciate the work that goes into the show and when Adam going to be on the Joe Rogan experience? Yeah, that'll be when either I'm in Los Angeles or he's in Austin. When I go to Los Angeles like it I'm invited too so... Dude! I lived in LA for two years you never came to Los Angeles Well I don't go there a lot No and by the way I would recommend you... Oh man! Piece of crap! I hate this! I would recommend you... Send more money!

27:00 Send more money! We need equipment. You can't replace that piece of equipment, so why would you even ask? I'm going to replace it They don't make this anymore It's the TLS 50... The TLA 5052 stereo valve processor Yeah, I'll have it fixed for Sunday show So what were you gonna tell me not to go to LA for There is nothing to do there except get mugged You got mugged?! No but I'm just saying there's no reason to go. That's the first place where... Joe Rogan, I could go see Joe Rogan! By the time you get to LA it'll be burned down. No that's possible. I need to make a point of getting down there somehow

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30:01 So we were speaking Dutch the whole time and both our throats hurt Literally, we have like infected throats because of all the hole is spitting Hi, you may that's funny Delphi. Oh no it's not funny it hurts And also sex is no good in Dutch I'll tell you that Huh, that's why they were at ships out there at sea a lot. Yeah Why not? Stefano Mellison Milano All right I gotta go to Milano. I've never been to Milan yeah right after your LA trip 21312 hello BK and CP here's your palindrome donation for 213- 12 oh that's the palindrome for all non American illogical date writing habits

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31:43 David Mignel. It looks like an I, sorry. I would have known that. We just got laid off last week so here's half my first and hopefully last unemployment check. Oh my goodness! If I could get some job karma would be greatly appreciated. Yeah, of course well here it comes! I'm really hoping this works out for you. You've got karma. And that concludes our producer segment for the show 393 No Agenda and you can go to noagendanation.com, noagendashow.com and click the donation button also Dvorak.org slash NA, the main donation page and a backup at channeldvorak.com slash NA If your kids are in the room turn it up really loud right about now dvorak dot org slash na There you go couple of PR mentions we got some interesting domain name forwards I think we should stop this one of these days The domain name forwards? Yeah one of these days One of these days Let's put a number on it hard number

32:42 Well, this is a very good. I think the end of this year we are Tripping me out dude. I don't know what this is all of us and this is happening. It's the vibrations of the big man awake yeah Just don't know what to do. I know what it is you got a mosquito stuck in the pot oh I don't know what to do. It's Chris breaking up and i can't stand up! Yeah, you have a loose connection and that part has gotta go. There are bunch of guys in Austin who know how to fix these things. I know, okay. It's just not gonna happen John we might as well quit the show

33:33 Hello, okay. All right. We'll see if this lasts Calling is a bronco If I can get it just write it all hanging there It's like yeah, you got it dirty one two no yeah Yeah, all right all right shh if I don't talk at what it won't break oh So at the end of this year we're going to stop with domain names and we're also gonna stop with the night rings. Yeah, and we're gonna introduce new things right so I think at the end of this year will have enough for domain names to last us oh i don't know three lifetimes

34:19 And then we're going to introduce something new for the Knights. First of all, a lot of knights are becoming double knights or double knockers on the day and so it makes no sense to send out another ring. Yeah, we have some ideas and if you want a hint about the ideas take a look at how they Order of Canada carries itself. Well even the British Queen Yeah, what does she do? Did you see that whole puppet show they had on where they were celebrating her diamond Jubilee and she got those crazy puppets. You know those ones that look like the you know I'm talking about no no not the

35:01 Not spitting image. Spitting image, or whatever it's called? No and they gave her a glass and lead window or something I don't know... I'm like dude... Glass and lead window! And here for your jubilee is a piece of glass Yeah everyone was like ohhh... Broken glass You could see you could see her thinking how about some champagne bitches this is no good Anyway we have some interesting domain names toalcohol.com which is a reference to I guess what Homer Simpson says Doesn't he say to alcohol. I've never heard him say that me neither, but I'll take someone's word for it Political obfuscator calm see we're going crazy now. I don't even know how to spell that I do like drone my ass calm I think that's pretty good That's not forwarding to no agenda show that put your name on a list How about this one gates dash foundation? calm

35:50 We're in trouble for that one Then we have we got a whole slew of Kony domains koney died comm I see scam calm exploitable children common org Jason Russell is gay calm. Thanks guys Uganda Yeah, you gone to pipeline calm you gone to resources calm occupy uganda dot com and or it's good This could be good. And PhonyKony2012 and phonykony2012 dot net and dot com, Koony2012 dot com, and then I think this one is kind of cool, Avatarder dot com

36:31 How long will it take until James Cameron calls? Avatar.com. We do highly appreciate it, but quite honestly when I see someone register 10 domains and say that's $100 we could have used to pay bills with and although it's funny, uh... It is funny but I think the joke has run again. I agree And there are a bunch of domains we should look at them all and say you know we could probably use these for some initiative that actually would be a benefit to the show Yes! And we should tell the guy hopefully we know who did the domain or can he always look him up? Well you can go to domains dot nashownotes dot com You can find all of them they're organized Simon does a great job organizing all that stuff We'll take a few of em' then push em over our

37:18 servers and use them for something. Yeah, oh yeah absolutely! And of course... There's got to be at least a dozen in there that are worth you know worth using And of course we wholeheartedly thank our dames and knights and executive producers, and associate executive producers for coming in today and supporting the program to an extent that is very very good for us. It motivates extremely! Anyone else who comes in with art help... We'll have a donation segment later on. Of course there's always one thing you can do You can go out take our formula which is well you know what it is listen to it Our formula is this We hit people in the mouth. Oh, a misfire! New World Order of I must uh... Shut up! Save Wow that was... You don't often get a misfire like that That was weird Yeah, stuff happens Well this is because you never said Sanco de Mayo That's exactly what-I told you Did i? No Did I not say exactly? It doesn't mean the show sucks it just means YOU suck

38:25 Thank you. I love you too, John. You know that's uh it's okay. You don't really suck. I don't mind producing the show. Except for that microphone connection...I mean your a pro! You shouldn't have gear like that. I don't mind reading hundreds of pages of legislation i don't mind any of that. I suck. Hey by the way talking about the legislation if you go to there is like All the natural news people and all these, you know, the organic people have taken a look at that same document and come up with another conclusion that we seem to have missed. Wow what's this? Well apparently this gives the government the ability to use the National Guard to go in confiscate farms or going into retail operations and shut them down

39:06 and we read that verbatim yeah I know but we didn't get to the gist of it what's going on right now is that there are these organic farmers National Guard is going in and into farms and retail like what else is new but but the thing turns out at the government has you know, been doing this for a while but they've been calling on the local sheriff's department to do this work. Oh no we could have the guy in combat fatigue. Because it has been going on for awhile and the sheriffs are going hey I know Bill! I'm not gonna go bust him forget it. They refuse to do the government bidding. Ah...I like his milk

39:43 Yeah, or whatever. And so they say okay fine and so they threw this thing now the feds are just going to come in straight This is gonna create a standoff at some point where the local authorities and the feds are gonna have a shootout This can't go on. Can't have this Well I've read a number of different analyses and then we're talking about the executive order that came out on Friday last Friday I've read a number of analyses. The main thing that changed, because this is a repeat of an executive order that has been going around since the 50s... Right, during the Truman administration and by the way i'm documenting every bad thing, I hate to point it at one guy but every bad thing that's happened in this country in terms of liberty and civil rights and the rest of it stems from the Truman administration and John Foster Dulles Yeah, the father of the CIA

40:41 I think that's Alan Dulles, his brother. There are two of them. Yeah well they had a nice little gig going there Anyway, go on So the big thing that changed is all these powers that were given to the Department of Homeland Security because it didn't exist up until Really up until the Bush administration. The Bush administration Didn't give this executive order with powers to Department of Homeland Security and the Obama administration now bigger than the US Marine Corps Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's a beautiful thing so there is

41:20 kind of along those lines. You know, now that we read the United Nations document on Can you get it? You just interrupt me before you get into the United Nations document. Just a little light-hearted thing somebody just sent me a Screenshot from their tweeter tweeter feed and Scott you Adam Curry were live now No, Jen the next feed then the thing shows up right out from CBC News tech and science drones work this guys for police scientists and media yeah Yeah, those Twitter guys man. They know how to group stuff together don't they? That's really good. So now of course we're on the lookout so this document if you missed the show it was that two shows ago or the last show I can't remember

42:06 I The environment, the earth and climate change being used to shepherd in laws that can be used for other purposes. And also there's something weird with women which we're not quite sure how that works but women get the real push here is like we got to save the women like for some reason all of a sudden they are now not equal Hillary Clinton is big on that. So a couple of things came out one was this interesting article in Scientific American which Is that just the drinking club John or those guys for real scientific American? There used to be a very serious publication with a lot of good, real deep articles and it became...it was taken over I think in the

43:03 I don't know, it was the late 90s or something like that. It became kind of a soft...it becomes real soft. I think Discover magazine and some these other science light science magazines were getting too much attention and they...they...It's not taken as seriously as it once was let's put it that way Well that's good because they came out there following the agenda headline effective world government really effective world government will be needed to stave off climate catastrophe And oh really? Yeah, they're basically saying... They're just saying let's give a world government. So among the proposals are called to replace the largely ineffective UN Commission on Sustainable Development with a council that reports to the UN General Assembly this is exactly what I read from the UN documents so they took their marching orders from their documents and an attempt to better handle emerging issues related to water climate energy and food security

44:01 Unfortunately, far more is needed. To be effective a new set of institutions would have to be imbued... good word... imbued... what does that mean? Imbued? Given the power of With heavy-handed transnational enforcement powers Nice! Heavy handed shut up slave We'll heavy hand you or backhand you So they're completely on board and wow, there's a number of things that are just... Now of course you've got to indoctrinate people. Yahoo News which means it has spread far and wide this is a great way to do it It seems like anything comes out of Scandinavia people tend to believe it According to Swedish study greenhouse gases are likely to result in annual cost of 2 trillion dollars damage to the oceans

44:55 I don't know how, is the ocean suing somebody? How do they know this but you put a number on this. You watch this propagate two trillion dollars worth of damage! Oh how are we going to pay for it?! But there's something even crazier and they brought in a great spokesman for this and this is just an unbelievable Unbelievable piece here. This is the road to Rio regions building the green economy now you recall in our UN document that we have the big summit coming up in Rio and I think July this year and They there's just you got a good check this out sustain ea dot me

45:42 Sustania? Sustania.me, s-u-s-t-a-i-n-i-a, sustania.me and this has all the likely actors you'd expect in this. Sustainia... The usual suspects. Finding solutions for a sustainable tomorrow and who is their number one spokesman ladies and gentlemen yes if you're looking for a guy you might as well get Arnold Schwarzenegger I mean he needs a gig He's ready, he is a good speaker. Yeah he has been looking for something to do. He has got his catchphrase International events planned! Powerful international supporters read more I want to see what these powerful international supporter are Why don't you do that and i'll play a little bit of the brilliant Arnold Schwarzenegger as uh... he talks about his crusade Right over there yeah this man is genius

46:32 I love this guy, he came up with a Sustania Prize. It's the Sustainia prize? It is one of those brilliant ideas. Brilliant! He can't keep his straight face. Yeah, he is trying though. When you lead an organization like this, you have thousands of different ideas coming your way but when I heard that Sustainia Prize that Jerry came up with. I thought that was a brilliant idea. Brilliant! And there will be whole presentation that he's gonna make, power presentation A power presentation? You mean PowerPoint Arnie, that's okay... Power Presentation Later on and i just want you to know That I'm a huge admirer of yours He is talking about the founder They're all like from Scandinavia once again Personally feel as committed to this As I was commited to our

47:29 I should say fitness crusade that we led for the last 40 years. And they said that one day there will be enough gymnasiums or more gymnasiums than their supermarkets or their grocery stores in the world because we need to have places where people can work out and get fit, I wanted everyone in the world to be as fit now... We need a place where I can see hot chicks and tight stuff you know, sweating! ...good and healthy as I did And today, there is no place, no hotel that you walk into where there's not a gymnasium. Every military base has a gymnasium and police station every university... Why does he say that? Every military base has a gymnasium every police station has a gymnasium it's very good these gymnasiums It's a crusade! In high school they all have sports teams using weight resistance equipment and so on So we were very successful in that crusade

48:21 The same will happen here. Yes, the key thing is that we communicate the right way that we all work together and that be as inclusive as possible now How do we wrap it up if you're Arnold Schwarzenegger? There's only one thing you got to do to earn your paycheck You know it with that I want to say thank you very much all of you for your hard work And I can promise you I'll be back yeah, of course That's his thing if that's worth a hundred grand right there, so So the guy's Eric Rasmussen. Yeah, Rasmussen And he is like a journalist turned... I guess he was always this... Keyword-like! Like a journalist yeah He was elected as one of the world's 100 most influential journalists by The World Economic Forum

49:03 It's been a member of the International Media Council, whatever that is. I would look that up Did you see the prize though? Did you see the and I'm looking at this the price it's everyone its Connie Hedegaard its it's all those do soft entity in the mix course Yeah, course This is big you want and I have to say yeah looks like a drinking club Sustania No, it's not. It's a promotional Club because if voting what sis sustainable tomorrow so we can make laws to have a new world government. Don't you get it? Oh, I guess not Why Sustania? Yeah The partners behind Sustainia aim to make sustainability more tangible and easier to grasp for both decision makers and citizens! Hey citizen

49:49 By developing a new narrative and language to communicate about desirable sustainable future, it seeks to motivate and inspire instead of communicating gloom and doomsday scenarios. We need to start one of these! Everyone's in the business of communicating through social networks This is what anyone someone needs to fund us doing this we would be great. Yeah, look at who's a part of this Microsoft GE DNV Phillips light you know somebody knows how to get money dong energy and people complain about us asking for a few cents from our listeners energy Dong yeah dong what is that I'm the president of dong energy now? We make some interesting devices Novo Nordisk tell Tetra Pak Cisco

50:39 I mean IKEA, everyone's here. Everyone is in this UBS investment bank uh-huh This is a key organizational partners of the UN Global Compact and Arnold Schwarzenegger That's the global compact those are the guys who wrote the document and Arnold Schwarzenegger's new climate initiative R20 Regions for Climate Action It's happening! it is happening right here right under our very noses Here's the interesting thing, I'm looking at this guy he won the award from International Media Council. International Media Council is a essentially subset of the Next Century Foundation which is a London based operation run by a bunch of incredible elites and if you look at their board Lord Stone of Blackheath The Earl of St Andrew Sir Jeremy Hanley Sir Harold Walker Reverend Larry Wright

51:35 Sheik Nasser bin Hamad El Khalifa. Walid Khalid Isatawa Nice These are not the kind of guys that we normally hang out with You know what's really good about this though? Because for the next year, we'll be able to play The Jingle But we need a Sustania We need- now we need a Sustania jingle Cause that's it! A Sustania is a good name Too bad the dot com wasn't available Let's see who has the dot com Someone messed up there. Sustania dot-com, let's see a micro nose company What is that? It's so small nose a Micro Nose Company what is micro knows? What is that I don't know but they're blocking these guys micro nose calm So they got you at UBS Warburg and they can't even oh They have now you get music

52:38 Micronose. Oh, it's a Sustania company! Oh... Clean healthy drinking water. Oh! Natural absorption media. Prominent professional. State-of-the-art solutions. Global operations. Micronose Media The Solution! The media standard for the 21st century. Cool I don't know who those guys are.

53:22 what happened down under in the land of Oz? No I didn't you forgot to brief me. You've got no Australian anything. Yeah, of course we have a huge contingent of producers and listeners to the NO Agenda podcast in Australia New Zealand and so there's this guy Palmer he is kind of like the coal mega mogul and he runs all the coal down there in Australia what's his first name hold on a second Clive, Clive Palmer And he is so angry because it turns out there's a report that the Green Party is touting there in Australia and this report basically, you know, is trying to kill off coal essentially which is part of the Green initiative. And he calls a press conference and says this whole thing is bogative! It's paid for by the CIA! We've just distributed... I'm sure you've heard about it but this How To Stop Queensland Coal Report

54:23 He could be a co-host of this show. He's like, yeah! These guys suck. Reasonable and fair in a political environment to have political debate about the environment None of us as Australians want to be controlled or dominated by foreign powers In this document among other things they tell you how they're going to change the story for coal They talk about the funding of an independent documentary which is going around Queensland Which has been funded by The Rockefeller Foundation from the United States

55:15 defaming me, defaming Waratah. Whatever the Greens want to raise it should be raised by Australian Greens funded by Australian Green supporters We don't want domination by a foreign power I'm first an Australian and not an American! I think this is wrong. I think Drew Hutton should be ashamed that his documents in there. I think the Greens in this upcoming state election all their candidates should resign if they're being funded by offshore political power It's tantamount to treason Yeah! Ha ha ha This guy's angry. He's very angry points out in there I'm just looking at this report he points out in that if you have the clip of him saying this but he says You only have to go back and read the church report in the 70s and read the reports of the US Congress Which sets up the Rockefeller Foundation as a conduit of CIA funding? Yeah, I don't have that clip But yeah now

56:07 It's you know we've got our fingers everywhere this is of course we do that's what we do. We're doing better than anybody no this shouldn't be a shock it's fine someone put this guy out of business so we can make more money here I wouldn't mind a lot of this and i don't even think we'd be discussing it if these these these a-holes that run these oil companies to do something about the price of gasoline in our own country. I mean, i think it's about time we start thinking the way the Alaskans do you pump oil out on the ground of Alaska and pay the Alaskan public some kickback like they should do in California We got plenty of oil and gas in California but the public gets none of it Well, the president is now moving ahead One day he was in front of solar panels this morning just before the show started He was in front of a bunch of pipes

56:53 So pipes. Yeah, pipes are like here and there. John we've learned that the president as you know he's going on this energy tour over the next couple of days when he is in Oklahoma on Thursday his plan according to a source familiar with his announcement is to say that his administration will be expediting the permit process process when it comes to moving along this portion of the Keystone XL pipeline. As you'll recall, back in January the administration objected to the entire 1700 mile pipeline that would have brought fuel down from the oil sands of Canada all the way down to the Gulf. This is a segment of that pipeline as right now TransCanada, the company behind the pipeline tries to rework basically the route on the northern part so this is a segment of this original pipeline route that would go from Cushing down to the Gulf and

57:51 no doubt going to be met by criticism from some environmentalists and already being met by some criticism from Republicans on Capitol Hill, John. So I don't think that really you know this is just a little bit of pandering move by him it's not actually connecting up to the Chinese owned tar sands up there in Canada and it never will. It never will, this pipeline will be used for something but it's definitely not going to be used to connect the China by the way where do you think Palmer coal goes too? China? Uh-huh of course yeah of course we have such an incredible jihad against the China right now is just unbelievable well you know at some point I think we got fed up with their policy or monetary policy

58:42 Yeah, we also just put the screws to them as best we can. I think we're doing a pretty decent job there's economy slowing down good job We just raised their work. Yeah, we're doing great. Yes. Yeah, we're doing a great job. We just raise the duty on Chinese solar panels To from 2.9 percent of 4 point 7 percent So that's good way to go. I say kick them China's out Just it'll be interesting to see who our new partners the Russians behave They have a history of being really nice. Russians are a little more aggressive in their personality than Chinese. I like Russians though, not the oligarch fat bloated dudes but Russian chicks are hilarious they can beat you up! Russians are an interesting culture it's weird because it is a culture that never had an industrial revolution the way everybody else did they kind of jumped

59:42 They were the Marxist revolution, they jumped a step and so their personalities culturally are just odd in some funny way. They see things differently and they're all mathematicians, they're all extremely Right from all there's a there's a contingent of Russians here in Austin and intention is a huge contingent in Boston Yeah, well I don't live in Boston. I live in Austin Well, I mean it's just to the point where you can't go anywhere though this like they took over the place yeah But they're cool what are they doing an awesome every day working doing? What well the one girl we met who organizes parties she actually came to To the US. I think like 18 years ago

1:00:25 On a scholarship in Russian So she effectively defected with us. She's like yeah, I did really well on my test Yeah, you spoke with the Russian? Yeah, she just quit though. She quit her job I don't know what she was doing But now she organizes parties and a lot of Russians show up and there it's funny. Yeah, they're that I like them I like him okay in my book I don't there's not a lot of China. China's keep kind of keep to themselves here if they're around Oh, is it Texas? I can imagine the Chinese being very comfortable there No, probably can find a good Chinese restaurant well on the On the China front as we you know Of course have been following the pipes this was kind of hilarious You know so now South Sudan which is George Clooney's territory We've

1:01:17 So we've basically blown up the pipeline or someone has for us or whatever so the Chinas aren't in, they can't you know they were building this huge pipeline. Now South Sudan says it's planning on building a temporary underwater oil pipeline along the Nile of course we own all that now to deliver crude for export now check this out The pipeline would extend from oil fields to the capital, Juba where the crew will be transferred to trucks and taken to... Can you guess? China. No we gotta take it to a port. Cyprus! We gotta take it to a port

1:01:59 Jebootie. Oh, Jebootie! Jebootie where we have a huge base in Jebootie Never heard of Jebootie before and now all of the sudden they're building an underwater pipeline to Jebootie? Oh really now that were there Unbelievable It's just crazy At least you're getting off the track here let's go Let's get back Before you start playing- You play the pipes thing I'm not gonna play it So I do have one just off the wall clip that i thought was interesting because we haven't done this for a long time. I thought, I'd just reintroduce it this is the latest commercial from Symbalta

1:02:46 for depression and as you know, you can kind of reverse engineer the viewers. Now what is Cymbalta? What does it do for me? It's some antidepressant. Does it cause anal leakage? It causes everything! All these things. This is an interesting clip though because for one thing let's go back and say that you can reverse engineer the viewers of a show based on the commercials. You see a lot of commercials for hemorrhoid treatment, and you know... And The Clapper! And you guys did Fallen I Can't Get Up. You know do you see this on a lot of Fox shows? A lot old people watch so apparently there's a lot of depressives because all the commercials are for these sorts of things on oh what show is this your favorite show

1:03:30 Uh, Smash? Smash which is number one in the ratings I might point out. I looked at the ratings it is not number one It wins their time slot every Monday what are you talking about? It wins their time slot its not number 1 in the ratings and even in top 10 New York Times publishes that everyday. I watched again on Monday an outstanding program Its a piece of crap! Its outstanding terrible and it's all inside baseball you know if you want to be a star they had work on probably I guess it would be the show. It is so gay, they brought Bernadette Peters on the show as stream of the girls mom on Monday. That's beside the point yeah well I liked this show! I thought this was disturbing they ended a scene which I have a little clip at the end of the scene with the same music that they use in the commercial So your going to hear an ending where the blonde girl is going ohhh Ivy Ivy Ivy Ivy

1:04:21 That's right, she is depressed. Yeah! She is depressed and they play some music with the same horn and then they have a very short silence break and then right into the commercial same music Zimbalta Unbelievable With depression simple pleasures can simply hurt The sadness, anxiety, loss of interest The aches and pains and fatigue. Depression hurts. Cymbalta can help with many symptoms of depression Tell your doctor right away if your depression worsens, you have unusual changes in behavior or thoughts of suicide Antidepressants can increase these in children teens and young adults Cymbalta is not approved for children under 18

1:05:11 People taking MAOIs or thioridazine, or with uncontrolled glaucoma should not take Cymbalta. Taking it with NSAID pain relievers, aspirin, or blood thinners may increase bleeding risk. Severe liver problems some fatal were reported. Signs include abdominal pain and yellowing skin or eyes. Tell your doctor about all your medicines including those for migraine and while on Cymbalta call right away if you have high fever confusion in stiff muscles or serious allergic skin reactions like blisters, peeling rash, hives or mouth sores to address possible life-threatening conditions. Talk about your alcohol use liver disease and before you reduce or stop Cymbalta dizziness or fainting may occur upon standing simple pleasures shouldn't hurt

1:05:49 Talk to your doctor about Cymbalta. Depression hurts, Cymbalta can help." That's some crazy ass stuff I gotta get some of that Now the thing that bothers me is you have this moment of the blonde looking depressed Being depressed Then they play some music under it and they go right into this commercial for a depression drug This is unconscionable! I can't believe I missed that because I watched it Oh we recorded...I fast forwarded through the commercials That's why Well didn't work on me I love that you have to report if you're confused. If you're confused, who do you want? I mean it doesn't make any sense! I have some peeling... My lips are turning blue my eyes are turning yellow and i'm confused who do I call?! Some death was reported hey i'm dead i've gotta recall this in. How did you report the death? Hey this guy died from your drug oh okay. I caught a commercial

1:06:46 Yeah, now we know what food stamps are. The one thing they are not is stamps the food stamp program which is managed by I believe JP Morgan Chase Is a credit card program? Yeah that you did that a couple years ago yeah so they still call it food stamps yeah there's no stamps involved no and you can You can do almost anything with these With these credit cards but you can't buy like ready-made meals Even though somehow at McDonald's if you don't go through the drive-thru, you can get something inside. Maybe they just like give you the bun and... It is very scandalous. Keep investigating this and more weird things you can buy with these credit cards

1:07:29 And JP Morgan of course is making a killing on it because they do all the transactions. Oh yeah, 2%. Right so it's not... you know they keep saying food stamps but its not food stamps It's a credit card- it's a debit card basically So listen to this commercial and tell me that this isn't incredibly wrong I love taking my grandkids to the park But if I want to keep up with those little bundles of energy, I have to stay healthy and eat right. And that can be a real challenge! But that's where food stamp benefits come in. They help me eat right when money is tight. Would you look at Margie? She looks amazing! Yes she sure does! I wonder how she stays so fit... What's her secret? Well, she told me that food stamp benefits help her eat right and she stays active too

1:08:15 I didn't know they helped people our age. Oh food stamps help lots of people, People you know Wait you use it too? Yes i do Wow wait You use it too and I've got these really black voices Where was this commercial This oh this uh this aired on...I don't know It's been airing all over the place its a radio ad Doesn't air in California Its a radio commercial Yeah, it's a radio. It was you know I had little kids play in the background listen to radio yeah But hello and to me this is like wow it's like get on the food stamps. It's all good You need to hey Hey girl you need to get on food stamps The right-wingers see this food stamp program the way they're promoting it like this as a as bribing the electorate Well of course it is yeah Meanwhile

1:09:12 This was in, uh... hmm. Let me just see I think this was in... Oh where was this? Where's Nutter? Where is Nutter-uhh.. where is he the mayor? Is it Nutter? Yeah is that...? Well here, let me look it up for you. Go Mayor Nutter. I think it's Nutter maybe he's not... hmmm I can't find it Michael Nutter? Yeah. Mayor of Philadelphia? Philadelphia right. Third African-American mayor of Philadelphia Yes largest city in Pennsylvania yes yeah and Petovania He's got a new rule! New Rule

1:09:52 Well, Natasha right around this time every evening the lines begin forming here along the parkway at Love Park and other locations. The homeless sometimes scores of them waiting to be fed by volunteers soon that will no longer happen the mayor announcing a ban on that outdoor feeding today and that ban creating a controversy A volunteer brings a box of sandwiches at lunchtime, offering them to a homeless man. Feeding the homeless an act of charity but an act that the mayor now says will no longer be allowed on city streets and in City Park

1:10:27 I've instructed the Commissioner of Parks and Recreation to issue regulations that would ban outdoor feeding in all city parks. The mayor says the main reason behind the ban on outdoor feeding? Problems with food health and sanitary conditions, the hope that the homeless can now be fed at other indoor facilities that may be established So this is really an issue about food safety and public health. Yeah, they don't give a crap about these homeless guys but now we care! Bullcrap! Food Safety! If you have a sandwich it's okay to eat that in the park but if someone gives you a sandwich... It's not okay

1:11:12 And I like that no outdoor feeding. It sounds like they're cattle! Yeah, that outdoor feeding thing I've never heard of. No outdoor feeding of the slaves What are you doing? Where are you going again have a picnic now we're gonna go do some outdoor feed Well there's a difference if you have if you have a job it's a picnic If you're homeless and don't know if you have a house as a picnic if your homeless its outdoor feeding yeah exactly I'm just and restaurant if you just call it what it is restaurants indoor feeding It's outdoor feeding. We should have their whole chain indoor feedings stop Just unbelievable, it's disgusting this guy's one of the biggest Obama supporters Oh really he's a major major Obama guy He does pictures of lots of picture him with various Obama signage change we need as the one I'm looking at What changed that we get?

1:12:06 Yeah, rock and roll. This has been going on in San Francisco had something like this they had a number of systems in place to feed the homeless and they shut them all down for same thing health department health department. I guess it's okay if that's a health department issue but people dying of starvation is not a health issue well already and we're seeing this now in at the Austin sustainable living market which will always go to on Saturday There's a lot of things that, you know, cause typically at the market it's like hey you want to have a taste of my goat cheese or and they have little samples. There are certain things now that you can't sample anymore. You're not allowed to do it because they've got like narcs walking around and the minute you open something up then they get shut down arrested taken away. You can give people samples but you could sell them the product

1:13:02 Is that what you're saying? Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. So you can sell them the product but you can't give them a sample of the same exact product? For instance honey so they had Texas has an interesting honey production and i think it's made about 100 miles south of Austin And the guy cannot let you taste the honey he says I can't do that because I'll get arrested Why? He says it's like you wait a minute. Let me get this straight health and safety freaks walking by the honey Yes, so you can give him money Give you a jar of honey Then you can taste it but he can't give you a taste of the honey because it's illegal yeah Well what's the rationale for that boy wait let me bid let me rephrase the question What's the rationale for that sort of idiocy shut up slave oh

1:13:55 So you can buy the honey but you can't taste the honey? I shall ask tomorrow, Saturday when we go. I shall ask The Honeyman what exactly the legislation is. I'm sure he knows! I'll ask him for the exact legislation and which parties... Is this harassing small vendors is what it is?! I'll tell you what it is! If that's his answer then I will take that but yeah I am sure he will have the actual official answer too No, they don't. The whole government's mechanism right now is to... and this is not the government's fault as much as it is the big businesses' fault They're the ones who promote these things to their... you know they'll take a lobbyist and go into the Assembly of Texas And say hey this is terrible! You know you can poison people! Yeah. You gotta put a stop to it because there are like representing big

1:14:42 phony baloney honey industry people that crank out crap honey that you can buy at a grocery store. Made of high fructose corn syrup and some honey mixed in with it, with the honey flavor and its probably... That's just health food or that's the health issues is that horrible product these people sell to this large group. Yeah they don't want people going like wow this tastes like real honey wait a minute might be really good might be natural because you will freak out The difference between that store bought stuff and what we get from the market. Wow, it's just not...it's unbelievable! Anyway yeah this has been going on and that's why people were complaining about the latest Obama bringing in a National Guard to shut down farms. It's all part of big agriculture-big ag, big organic everything

1:15:35 Whole Foods might be behind it for all you know. Well, Whole Foods is headquartered here there this is where it all came from so it's very possible It's possible because they don't want you tasting honey at the farmers market They want to go into Whole Foods Yeah Which we barely ever go to now We used to go there all the time and now it's like screw that No way Hey Ron Paul was on Jay Leno I didn't see it but I'm happy to see that you got some clips Yeah, let me take a look at my clip list. It might be kind of fun to play little I got four clips from this that's actually interesting one He's got his strategy which is kind of interesting But first I want to play two clips about the kind of response he got and you've never seen this with even Obama in His heyday did not get this kind of crazy hootin and hollering And if first clip showing this would be hooting for Paul played just a second of that

1:16:29 I haven't seen you for a couple of months. Welcome back! Thank you, thank you. Good to be here. Yeah, yeah like Justin Bieber. Yeah only he's better-looking than Justin and then after the whole thing was over they brought out a Frank Caliendo who is an Impressionist so I thought was gonna try to do Paul But you never did but he just mentions him that Paul decided to stay there on the set So he's sitting in the seat next to him And this is another example until I've never seen anything quite like it This is just mentioning Paul that the way would like if he's a rock star play the Do You Know Dr.. Paul clip

1:17:15 You know, Dr. Paul? I met him backstage it was awesome! You don't really do many political candidates... Before you move on Jack Welch and his wife Susie wrote an op-ed about Ron Paul And I thought this is very interesting and it's like a thousand word op-ed. And they're saying, I'll just quote a piece from it there, Jack Welsh, famous CEO of General Electric

1:18:03 GE wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah, yeah No, he was famous a lot of boats is considering one of the great business Such a great businessman got screwed when he retired best shit happens there can be no brush off know few He's gone now Let's get down to business no booby prize Ron Paul needs to be given a role that really means something to him a role with influence and voice Then he goes on blah, blah, blah. Because if he isn't Ron Paul and his followers will make their unhappiness known and for the mishandling of this defining moment the GOP will deserve their ire. Yeah I mean he's recognizing it and I think...I really think Ron Paul is being set up for a VP-dom At least an offer.

1:19:03 But anyway, so Ron Paul discusses his strategy which is a little obscure but it's interesting. He mentions it on Leno so we can at least figure out why he's still running but play the Ron Paul strategy on Leno and you get a feeling for this Now the magic number is 1144 Can Romney reach that number? As things look now... The answer is he can, but Willie on the first vote it's uncertain. I think there's a very good chance that they might actually have two votes or three votes and that would open up the door for him Can you quickly explain to folks what a brokered convention would be? Because it's been 50 years since we've really had one. Yeah, it's all canned convention We used to send people over there that were uncommitted and they'd work it out and pick a candidate but A brokered convention means that nobody wins on the first ballot so And nobody gets eliminated So they have to have a re-vote But

1:19:55 The big issue there is the committed delegates. See, there'll be delegates maybe committed to Mitt Romney but the second go around and they're not committed to him then I can vote their conscience Then I believe we'll get a lot of them You know, I have hope again. When i hear that im like yeah! Yeah that could really kind of work couldn't it? Well the key to success here is to get people to vote for Rick Santorum Man, I've been watching that guy he is insane He's...I agree with you He really believes No hes sitting there like

1:20:38 He's almost crying, he's like a Sunday preacher. Oh he is the worst! I'm like you sap! Really? He's really clinically insane...I think your right So anyway, so he didn't that was a but that was the key to the whole interview. There was one little thing at the end though That I thought was kind of interesting about how Ron Paul decided not to use Secret Service and his rationale is just so consistent with everything He says which i think is real appeal which he doesn't change you know? He doesn't go with the tide he has this opinion about stuff and that's what he sticks with

1:21:16 Now, why did you reject the Secret Service protection? It seems like that would be a... Well it's a form of welfare. You know you're having to pay to take care somebody and I'm an ordinary citizen and uh i would think i should pay for my own protection And uh it costs more than fifty thousand dollars a day Is that what is is? Yeah. That's a lot of money They, uh... $50,000 a day to protect rent? So it's $300,000 a month?! Yeah. Cool! And the Secret Service pays for it. Well actually what 50 thousand times 30 would be 150 thousand but its ridiculous. Well its x2 so 300 thousand for the two guys

1:21:58 Three guys. Yeah, but they only do two? Does Newt get protection too? I don't know maybe he does why wouldn't he someone sent me a clip from this Leno thing which i thought was just funny and you know when he's political and all that it's great but when he gets cynically political and makes jokes that's when I really fall in love with this guy Too late for people like Jeb Bush or Chris Christie to get into the race I guess theoretically not, but practically speaking it's not going to happen. Something very unusual would happen and I don't think that is going to happen. There were these rumors going around that there was some sort of secret deal with you and Mitt Romney You seemed to be very friendly during a couple debates Anything to that?

1:22:39 Uh, it is something about it. It's very secret because he and I don't know a whole lot about him but you know there has been talk a little bit uh and the big deal that I have to consider is whether I want to be a czar or head of the federal reserve I like that. By the way, I want to correct myself real quick before this goes on and somebody writes in it's not $150,000 what am i thinking? I knew that number was wrong. It is 1.5 million dollars a month to protect Rick Santorum And another 1.5 million a month to protect Romney and possibly another one... This is like the way we throw money away, no wonder the country's got nobody... It's ridiculous! This is not value for value in my book No So meanwhile the real Federal Reserve is well

1:23:31 Timothy Geithner is of course the Treasury not the Federal Reserve. He was being grilled by Representative Congressman Gowdy. Well I hope you got something because i watched this and fell asleep two or three times yeah, oh man it's very hard sometimes It went on for hours! Have you been taking the Symbola again? You gotta quit that now. Sybolta. Yeah whatever Hours and hours. And by the way did you notice Bernanke with his hand to his face he looked more bored than Lisa Jackson I mean, he was giving testimony. He was just like oh do i have to be here? Can't I be smoking a cigar someplace or something? Yeah living it up with some hookers yeah now I know but uh...I'm looking still for quotes from Bernanke. Uh..he did say something about the gold standard

1:24:17 where he said to have a gold standard you have to go to South Africa or someplace and dig up tons of gold and move it to New York and put it in the basement of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. That's a lot of effort and work, yeah sure but Timmy was being grilled by Gaudi and Gaudi saying, look if we didn't raise because you know of course we're going to have another debt ceiling raised right it's time once again this will be the third in less than a year. Yeah let me ask your question sure why was there such a fuss over that first one no fuss over the next one and they probably won't be a fuss over this well what's the deal? Because they wanted to remember that was about getting the XL oh now wasn't that wasn't that time I don't know it there was nothing else on smash wasn't running yet

1:25:02 They didn't have a good alternative on television. So the question is, if we did not raise the debt limit anymore ever how much money would we need just to supplement our revenues i.e tax and our debt payments moving forward? Which I think might be considered a great question. I just can't do it in writing, but if your question is that if Congress authorized no additional increase in spending or revenues forever how much we have to borrow? I can do that question in math. Twenty trillion? I just can't do it in my head. Fifty trillion? I don't know! I've seen you work before, you're smart and quick A lot?! Can we agree it'd be a lot? It would make you uncomfortable Hey that sounds bad

1:26:21 That does not sound very good. Make you uncomfortable. Thanks, Timmy that's really nice of you So there is actually quite a bit happening over in Euro land that I've been following because We have the 23rd will be tomorrow And actually the 25th is apparently the big day. I've been reading some Greek blogs, do you know what they do when the politicians and these banksters and technocrats walk out in public? Like from their car into the safety of their building? An it sounds illogical once you hear about it They throw yogurt! So everyone is stocking up on yogurt. You sure its yogurt?!

1:27:17 Yeah. Okay, yeah yogurt and you know Greek yogurt is they're famous for their yogurt so Greek yogurt? Yes well a Greek yoghurt's a little different by the way and I would recommend people get to use Greek yogurt because it's thicker yes strained product you get more for your money yep and uh... So on the 25th which is Greece's Independence Day everyone will be throwing yogurt at what they call the greeco kleptocrats So of course we're looking, I was thinking that March 23rd would be the final annihilation of Greece but the IMF they've moved it down the road three more months.

1:27:57 New report from the International Monetary Fund on Greece requires 12 billion euros more austerity measures. Yeah, to close the funding gap... I know that's that little yelp. The story just keeps on giving! It never stops. The IMF expects Greece to pass new measures otherwise they'll withhold the next tranche of aid to Greece due in three months now PIMCO A very interesting company Pimco. They basically write all these sovereign bonds I'm sure there are others to do it but Pimco is kind of the bond company that does all these deals right and I didn't know That Neil Kashkari had gone to Pimco now Neil Kashkari will remember was the assistant

1:28:46 or Deputy Secretary of the Treasury during the bailout. And he, of course is an ex-Goldman guy remember this guy? This Neil Cash... we laughed about him cash carry and cash and carry and a real douchebag if you ever watch that HBO snow job about the bailout now he's all over it so he said PIMCO now when he was on I think CNBC and here is what he was saying basically the news is not good lack of reaction Yeah, I think that the markets have priced in delayed. So a you know like you said a partial solution an orderly default right now but again we don't think that Greece is going to be able to actually deliver on the austerity measures that they're promising and so and they have an election coming up and so it could be the election that triggers

1:29:33 that reignites the crisis. Once policy makers around the Eurozone recognize that they're going to need to bail out Greece again, another restructuring Portugal is likely gonna need another bailout those are the types of things that could catalyze sentiment to swing back to risk off and so we're very focused on buying individual stocks that we like that have less direct exposure to these shocks coming out of the Eurozone And Spain is also now everyone's starting to muddle about Spain, but Spain is pretty much what I'm reading as saying no we're not going to do any austerity. We're not gonna play with your game and they should have already debated essentially the whole country has been in an austerity mode

1:30:17 for years ever since the there's no employment there is a mess they don't want it they can cut back anymore friend of mine supposed to do burning their clothes as fuel I mean come on childhood friend of mine lives there and works near Barcelona Dutch guy and i spoke to him at home on his birthday beginning in the month any said that was quite interesting he's like its really sitting up people you know if my doorbell rings I have to look out the upstairs window because people just getting jacked in their houses now and they'll just you know, They'll just clobber you in the street and take whatever. You've got you know your clothes literally and he said no, I looked at my Yeah No, no, I mean and she's like he was serious And because we were talking about guns him like yeah that doesn't happen here in Texas boy Let me tell you that and uh, and he said, you know He looked at his paycheck and I don't know what he makes he's an executive it like some chachki company

1:31:13 But he said they took an extra 311 euros out of his paycheck to help pay for the austerity measures. It's like, you know it's like wow that's a lot! Yeah 311 euros I was like why but yeah but even well you know i think is good we should be doing this we've got to help each other. You socialist prick I sat down up on him You hung up on it, you did not. No I did not. In Greece now of course they're accelerating the sale we've been waiting for this accelerating the sale of 227 billion euros in Greek assets including the energy and gas companies number one bidder has finally presented itself Gazprom the Russians

1:32:01 They're first in line, so there's still no official buyer yet but we're looking for that. One third of all of the land in Greece is now up for sale one third! One third of it and as a part of this some interesting things are happening. Greece is now... There's an internet-based cashless network and the unit is called TEMS And so essentially it's like a virtual currency that you can use to trade services with each other.

1:32:38 And I think we should watch this because it's very interesting. The site unfortunately is in Greek, so I don't understand any of it. It's Greek to you? Yeah! But no, it's really interesting how basically they can't do anything else but start to trade services virtually like a dentist... You know, you can wash his car and he'll clean your teeth And then the final thing from the BBC, and this is what really blew me away. So the vibe in most of Europe and I speak to a lot of Europeans is those lazy ass Greeks right? You would agree that's kind of what it's come down too. Well that's what yeah you get that impression from essentially the xenophobic...I mean this shows you why Europe is not gonna work because essentially they still have these

1:33:32 cultural divides between North and South in the various countries, France and Germany still don't get each other. In fact their educational systems in both countries is extremely different they're gonna try to consolidate them it's not possible So the BBC published numbers from the OECD The Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development And let me bring up the whole chart here for a second because it was fascinating. It's number of hours each of the slaves works in Euro land, so I'll give you the top five most hours worked and we can also do the most productive if you want

1:34:16 So number five on most hours worked is Turkey. Number four is Estonia, number three is Poland, number two was Hungary and who do you think is number one in most hours worked with an average of let me see 2017 hours per year more than any other European country? Greek! Yeah Greece Fewest hours...number one the Netherlands Number two, Germany. Number three Norway then France so it's upside down and the Netherlands I know they're a bunch of lazy suckers there but wow! So they work more than any other population in Europe according to the report. Is that chart going to be on the show notes? You got it? Yeah yeah that's a good one 393.nashownotes.com

1:35:13 Now of course Poland... So how do what's the rationale? What are people look at this chart and say well, the lazy Greeks I mean what are they gonna say. I don't know but you know these are just the real numbers. This whole thing is rigged by the way so let's listen we may have some new listeners this is rigged yeah this whole thing it is rigged so we can get some oil and gas through Greece without paying off any of the Greeks. I was reading an interesting article A very long article, but I got one passage out of it. The euro's purpose was not to facilitate the creation of a Europe of trans-frontier love peace and harmony... Yeah really! Boosted trade and economic efficiency but to attack the economic social and political gains of working people

1:35:59 Accumulated over two centuries in the most bitter struggles what is happening in country after country? starkest of all in Greece Ireland Portugal but also just as visibly to anyone who was paying attention in Britain is nothing less than the opening salvos of a new more intense and dangerous dangerous phase of class warfare I thought that was a pretty accurate statement. I wouldn't argue against it, i think there is an element of class warfare in all this especially what's going on in Europe with all those pretentious A-holes that run the European Parliament yeah so anyway as we get into our donation segment I wanted to play something and this was you probably heard the report or read about this

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2:09:09 Arkansas is I think one of the prettiest states. You do have to go into the Ozarks, which are fantastic! We want to get over there. There's a winery up there that's amazing. We want to go Colorado we want to do Montana... Montana is long haul but you can get up to Montana without crossing the Rockies if you stay on this side of the Rockies You just go up and down, and then you bump up against the Rockies. You don't have to go in the up and over. But the problem is... I know that Dutchess what we were driving last time would not have made it up the Rockies there's no way That thing would've overheated We were overheating in Pennsylvania Yeah So I don't know what to do- we couldn't take Mickey's 99 Range Rover

2:09:50 But then we you know, then it began it gets really expensive because you got to sleep in hotels and well Yeah We can stay at people's houses. Well there are some Innkeepers that are no agenda listeners Maybe if you get enough of them If there was like five or six did you could just go from end to end up and then back down? And he'd be done wait a minute How did I get into planning this with you all of a sudden this is not a good thing stuff Anyway, it's all over ladies and gentlemen. Yes! Terror alert! Terror terror terror be very afraid oh oh oh we're all gonna die! A very startling testimony in Congress today Wolf current and former law enforcement intelligence officials saying that many of Hezbollah operatives have been in the US for years blending in making a lot of money a perfect resource for Iran if its attacked and wants a quick counter strike on the U.S homeland Have you been following this testimony?

2:10:41 I've been following this, it's ludicrous. It's all the FBI by the way! The reason for their existence You know, they keep pushing these stupid saps. They're goading them for years like come on man! There's also a bunch of ex-CIA guys showing up all over the place again you know? You don't know if these guys... One guy was on Aaron Burnett after he got out of the jerk club I'll play this one Well let me finish this just listen to me This is..I could have gotten the testimony straight from C-SPAN but the whole play on how Wolff and his Wolf how funny is that the freaking guy's name is wolf blitzer and it's talking about lone wolves The whole play up of this thing is nuts

2:11:27 It's called Iran's A-Team of Terrorism. Hezbollah, the A Team of Terrorism, a militant group that has killed more Americans than any other except Al Qaeda. With concerns about how Iran might retaliate if Israel bombs its nuclear installations current and former law enforcement and intelligence officials tell Congress they've got new worries that Iran can tap into Hezbollah sympathizers and operatives who've been in the US for years, lying low and have them strike on US soil. Lying low! Their sophistication presence and deep entrenchment in American society and business has a potential to provide a platform to support more lethal capability that should be of concern all Americans A platform John? A platform for more lethal capability Hezbollah yeah they're gonna kill us all alone

2:12:22 You know what someone you know Robert Leather one of our producers he sent me a note and he said have you ever watched the siege and That's with Denzel Washington when he was still hot, and that is a movie from 1998 I didn't realize it was that old so this is pre 9-11 And everything that is happening now is laid out in that movie we have terrorist cells But they actually blow blow stuff up instead of like the phony stuff that we've got It was incredible to see this movie that was basically prepping us for all the stuff that we're now supposed to be afraid of which isn't actually happening. And it's well worth it, you can get on Netflix I'm gonna...I don't know maybe I should kick myself for making this clip request because we just played at last week last show Oh I could find it But I just think we need to play one more time cause' we can't play this clip enough

2:13:18 Which is the clip about the road to Iran from General Wesley Clark. Wesley Clark tells this story when he was running for president About 10 days after 9-11 I went through the Pentagon and saw Secretary Rumsfeld and Deputy Secretary Wolfowitz, so I went downstairs just say hello to some of people on the joint staff who used to work for me And one of the generals called me in Come in, you got to come in and talk to me a second. I said well your too busy he said no no. He says we've made the decision were going to war with Iraq this was on or about the 20th of September? I said were going to war with Iraq why? He said I don't know! He said I guess they do not know what else to do

2:14:05 So I said, well did they find some information connecting Saddam to Al-Qaeda? He said no no. There's nothing new that way they just made the decision to go to war with Iraq he said i guess it's like we don't know what to do about terrorists but We've got a good military and can take down governments And um...he said if the only tool you have is a hammer every problem has to look like a nail so I came back to see him a few weeks later And by that time we were bombing in Afghanistan. I said, are we still going to war with Iraq? He said oh it's worse than that! He reached over on his desk and picked up a piece of paper and he said I just got this down from upstairs meeting the Secretary of Defense office today This is a memo that describes how we're gonna take out seven countries in five years Starting with Iraq then Syria Lebanon Libya Somalia Sudan and finishing off Iran

2:15:02 Yeah, I love that clip. It's a great clip and it is every one of the countries we know we got Clooney involved with all these... Every one of the countries he listed are the countries And the only country that's not listed on there that fell over was well, I guess Egypt is not on there But it was an accident and the other way started in Tunisia. That wasn't nobody talks about Tunisia Matt It's not part of the plan or Bahrain Bahrain No Bahrain is very raised Not only not part of the plan but its but anyone who even thinks they wanted to do any activity There they get they get quashed by the Saudi army because we got the one he just listed yeah

2:15:42 Yep, those are the ones. Sudan, Somalia Lebanon Syria everything You know that douche knuckle Michael Schoer he's the ex CIA guy who is on everywhere So he has changed Sir He calls everyone sir constantly Yes sir so he used to be on the Bin Laden team Of course It didn't exist you know bin laden whatever He was on Russia Today and he made, he's changed his whole story now all of a sudden. He is very entertaining I always perk up because i know who's telling him to say these things but Well listen to what he said well now it seems like he's in the Ron Paul camp It's really strange Washington's enemy is an enemy that doesn't exist

2:15:02 Yeah, I love that clip. It's a great clip and it is every one of the countries we know we got Clooney involved with all these... Every one of the countries he listed are the countries And the only country that's not listed on there that fell over was well, I guess Egypt is not on there But it was an accident and the other way started in Tunisia. That wasn't nobody talks about Tunisia Matt It's not part of the plan or Bahrain Bahrain No Bahrain is very raised Not only not part of the plan but its but anyone who even thinks they wanted to do any activity There they get they get quashed by the Saudi army because we got the one he just listed yeah

2:15:42 Yep, those are the ones. Sudan, Somalia Lebanon Syria everything You know that douche knuckle Michael Schoer he's the ex CIA guy who is on everywhere So he has changed Sir He calls everyone sir constantly Yes sir so he used to be on the Bin Laden team Of course It didn't exist you know bin laden whatever He was on Russia Today and he made, he's changed his whole story now all of a sudden. He is very entertaining I always perk up because i know who's telling him to say these things but Well listen to what he said well now it seems like he's in the Ron Paul camp It's really strange Washington's enemy is an enemy that doesn't exist

2:16:24 We're fighting an Islamic enemy that Washington believes is out to kill us because we have elections, because we are free, and because we have women in the workplace. It's an enemy that doesn't exist. It didn't exist when Bin Laden was alive it doesn't exist now America is being attacked because of its foreign policy in the Muslim world, because of its support for Israel, because of it's support for the Saudi police state, because of its presence on the Arab peninsula. And until we accept that, until Americans can say to each other whether you support aid to Israel or not our relationship with Israel is causing this war We are not going to be able to defeat this enemy and Israel itself as a country is not the problem

2:17:06 The real problem is the leaders of the Jewish American community in the United States who influence and corrupt our Congress to support Israel when we have no interest there. Yeah, you're not gonna be on TV much after that statement dude Wow That's pretty hardcore isn't it? Yeah, that's pretty close to just being anti-Semitic. That just violates all the rules. Oh yeah! Enjoy Russia Today because that is the only station you're going to be on after that one. He is going to have a lot of trouble with it... You can't say these things. Well it's not only that, well more than that there is other... the Israeli thing is just not a bunch of Jewish leaders having us do things a certain way because we've... the media is run by the Jews which is basically what he said

2:17:55 Yeah, which is what he's saying. Which is not the case The case is that there is a larger scheme of things That's manipulating the media the public and everything else that has probably a lot more to do with the pipelines yeah, which you talk about then it does with the Jewish Israeli state which you know this is being kept in a in a well, the only thing I'd like to lie situation because of the kind of weirdness of that region. And it's been going on that way since day one. Let me just restate what I said, because the only reason I said he sounded like it was in Ron Pauls camp is because he talked about the blowback not about the Jews running the media. Yeah no, Ron Paul doesn't buy into that either. No there was just the blow back... But that's essentially where he's headed and that's odd! Weird huh? Well you know they all...I don't know exactly who knows now I have been following Sheriff Joe

2:18:49 Arpaio this is the guy from Arizona and he has right now He's saying you know what it's crazy that whenever I do anything when I walk around my baseball bat And I get the prisoners out there working, and I'm acting like a good warden the media is all over me But now I'm starting to look into this Obama stuff about his birth certificate And more importantly, now this is important John. This is very very interesting his Selective Service card and So this is I mean there's videos There's a you know what actually? I'm gonna play this as an end-of-show clip because it the audio It's the presentation that he presented during a press conference and it would be fun to listen to Because they they have President Obama selective service card from Hawaii

2:19:46 it is stamped July what is it I think July 29th 80 and and the his investigative team which he was he was asked to do this people actually said please Sheriff Joe sheriff Joe you've got to do this for your the only guy we're a detective now besides being awarded yeah I guess that he had several other Selectives just you know, I got like five or six selective service cards from the same post office and they're stamped with the full year 1980 not just 80 and when you look at it It is so obviously a forgery one because

2:20:30 The post office always uses four digits for the date. But what they did is, they got a stamp from 2008, rubber stamp cut out the eight and zero reversed them put him back in and so President Obama's Selective Service card literally has a stamp on it that says July 29th 8-0 And I gotta say this is not small to me this is...and then the whole birther thing whatever But this looks like it could be an actual fraudulent document. And as end of show, I'd like to play this... Where's this thing come from? Is it pot? You know the problem with fraudulent documents that keep showing up is like the Bush thing that was there was they've got Dan Rather fired and yeah is that often a fraudulent document is produced by the person

2:21:24 trying to make somebody else look like they created the fraudulent document and then they slip it into the stream. So I would create the document and then push it into the stream, to make it look like Obama's passing off a fraudulent document when in fact he is not! Is there possibility that thats going on? Because thats very common as a dirty trick. Of course its possible of course but it doesn't mean It doesn't mean that it's not out there. I mean, it is not being reported on Well...I don't know what you have to do to get anybody report anything on Obama I'm stunned that you found out! I thought I had an ace in the hole with the girls being in Mexico because I said Adam will never hear of this they're not reporting this because I knew they put a kibosh on their reporting and you picked up anyway That's because I have the NOAJ and News Network as a resource

2:22:15 NoahJenTheNewsNetwork.com which is a free part of our service, it's all value for value That thing is cooking man! I don't know if you ever look at that Yeah I look at it every once in awhile It has got lots of stuff for people. Please don't subscribe because you know, you can put any RSS feed in there that you want please don't subscribe aggregators to the aggregator. You know please don't put the uh you know the what is it? The Reddit conspiracy feed it's like we don't need that! We need people who are Preferably independent people who are out there reporting stuff, who do something good once in a while. Get them on and don't put like natural news feed that's annoying I gotta go take it out and I don't want to have to start banning feeds but use your brain

2:23:02 What is going to mean if you want, you know the natural news feed. You go over there find someone who's looking at things or do it yourself get a WordPress blog put some links that you think are interesting that pertain to the slaves of Gitmo nation and then put that feed in don't just put stuff in there have other people like Infowars dot com please don't put that in there That destroys the whole idea Yeah The ideas with this stuff is singular and different not just somebody else's feet fed again yeah And useful I know you guys know this, so i'm just saying. People...I appreciate that people are trying to make it better but that's not really helping Okay so I do have a humorous clip Actually no let's go stay with the Iranian Hezbollah thing So Aaron Burnett I think she is being set up to get fired How many times we have to say this?

2:23:52 So here's her on the Toulouse stand-off, so there is a Al Qaeda guy. Now see if you can find the illogic... When you watch your stuff there is so much illogic I will tell what it is in advance She is going to say that this killer of three Jewish people You know what I'm talking about this guy and he's some kid, and they've got him in Toulouse surrounded by police. And it's a standoff but she makes the... I don't know if they got the story uh they got their script backwards or whatever she says the guys confessed What? To being the guy. What?! Who would he confess to and now there's a standoff I mean when they, when he confessed wouldn't you arrest him on this... Oh okay well you're coming with us No apparently he's uh This whole thing makes zero sense but listen to this Aaron Burnett reporting and yeah i'm gonna have to tell ya I'm gonna tell ya they kill it at some point right as soon as they bring in that correspondent

2:24:48 I'm Erin Burnett. Out front tonight we have breaking news from France after a standoff lasting nearly 24 hours Reuters now reporting French police have begun an assault on the apartment where self-described Al Qaeda militant... An assault? What's in assault? Don't assault me bro! It says so and battery Did she say assault? She said assault, play it again Assault! Assault! She is a China Gun an assault on the apartment where a self-described Al Qaeda militant accused of killing seven people is holed up. Now just moments ago three loud blasts were heard at the site of the standoff, the suspect apparently confessing to the killings of three French paratroopers, a Jewish rabbi and three Jewish children over the past 10 days Dan Rivers is live in the city of Toulouse and Dan I guess you could hear those shots what's the very latest that you're able to figure out it happening? Can we kill it here

2:25:43 Yeah, he didn't kill it. It's like... Well so apparently they killed the guy! Oh did they finally? Yeah, like he jumped out of the window guns blazing look this is bullcrap this whole thing This is leave behind Gladio The authorities knew he was weird for 10 years This is all... Well here's another part of this story that's odd. He supposedly Al-Qaeda and he was in the United States and we deported him to France Did you hear this one? Yeah, that's where we... Oh! Ah! There goes the microphone! There goes the microphone We almost made it through a whole show No dude, he's back Not really So why don't we take our... every time we find someone who's al Qaeda send them to Gitmo I wish i could talk I'm gonna... You can fool around with it for a minute

2:26:37 Okay. Yeah, I think this is something else. Oh, you think? Really?! This is Operation Gladio style leave-behinds and the only thing I know is that this surely benefits Nikolaus Sarkozy's election run right now and he was on the scene immediately and that is... You hate to think that the elites of the world could actually go to that length to bring in terrorism into your own country, in order to enhance the possibility of the incumbent being re-elected. But I think we shall see the same thing here! We're being set up for it... I wouldn't be surprised but I'm telling you that weirdest thing about this is Toulouse? Has anybody traveled to France and been around a little bit? To-lou- I've been to Toulouse. Toulouse?! It's like Hayward! Why would any activity there at all!? It's ludicrous!!

2:27:36 Because you don't want it to happen in a city where pandemonium can break out. And you want easy access for the president to drive in and go check it out, and for the photo op. So anyway so then there was a second thing that she had on her show I'm recording your show now to catch this crazy... You have more? Yeah one more. Oh cool that she has, I'm trying to catch her crazy editorials at the end and i've been missing the ending so have to extend the record time because they run over. Yeah yeah yeah I know it always runs over It's annoying but anyways so uh... but you know what? They didn't get anything right. I got this! She's got an ex-CIA chief of counterterrorism guy on a show talking about Iranian killers and she actually asked kind of intelligent question even though she doesn't follow up on it

2:28:24 maybe this is a bunch of bullcrap all this you know the Iran's behind all these murders and all these crazy things going on like the two guys that were gonna kill the Saudi attache here in the United States remember those two guys those jabronis who got arrested yeah and and and the question have to ask of course is why are as I read what does Iran want to do this what how What is it? How is this in a million years crazy man. These countries aren't gonna do this just well I think we should kill the guy for no good reason there has to be a benefit so you always have them look at this over and now this guy... Re-elect the president, i see no other benefit. This CIA guy goes ballistic on her claiming it was Iranians but if you listen carefully and I'll explain after he says that deconstruct what he said The logic is completely off the mark but play this I'm curious though of course Iran denies all of this And it does seem there's so much rhetoric out

2:29:23 there right now that, you know is it possible Phil that they're really not involved with any of these things? That people are saying they are involved with whether in Georgia or India or Thailand. Or the Saudi ambassador. No I'm a skeptical analyst but I wouldn't buy that in a heartbeat first of all Iran has a history assassination operations going back to post-revolutionary period in the 80s they were assassinating people in Europe and this was pretty brazen in European countries that their trying to build partnerships with Now we have operations against the Iranians, for example the Stuxnet operation against their nuclear facilities. You have assassinations of Iranian scientists in Tehran and then the same techniques sort-of magnetized bombs used to try to kill Israeli diplomats in places like India and you want to tell me that's not Iran? I don't buy it! Alright well gentlemen thank you very much appreciate it. Okay alright so let's look at the logic what he just said

2:30:18 You had an Iranian killed by some mysterious assassin in Iran, Tehran I guess where they put the magnetic device and then they drove off on a motorcycle right? Right. That was the MO. So the MO on attempted assassination or an assassination of some Israelis in India was exact same you put a magnetic thing on the thing driver... The exact same MO so thus it's Iran! Now wait a minute, the first one they killed Iranians. How is that? Is it Iranians killing themselves? How does this work? What's the logic of using the exact same MO in two murders where half of the murders happened to be Iranians that were killed? He's playing on the idiocy of the public like an eye for an eye whereas really you would then say well that's probably Mossad because that's what they were doing or its CIA and we're blowing up our own people

2:31:13 Well, we weren't blowing up... I mean the Israeli diplomats are not our own people. True And the scientists is not our own people We're not blowing up our own people if it was CIA But i don't think its CIA either although he's defending or pushing this off on Iran and he's ex-CIA so im skeptical but this logic was so blatantly weird that she should have said something Oh, it's obviously Iranians doing this. Do you mean the Iranians killing the Iranian nuclear scientists? Is that what you're saying? I mean it's unbelievable that this stuff is on the air Well again, I think its playing into the stupidity of the viewing public Now if you want to talk about my final clip... Oh boy! You are on a roll

2:31:56 The stupidity of the American, but how about the stupidity of the hosts now? There's a big nothing to see here moment with a killing of a kid in Florida and there some circumstances and Al Sharpton has To get in on this no comfrey. I'll shop You know he was it when you was big on that Duke University thing where he ruined these kids lives because he doesn't even He doesn't know anything about me. He's getting in on it anyway So he's reading from a prompter. I have his clip at the beginning of a long tirade and then a clip at the end. The kid was apparently had some candy on him, and first time I heard this it said this isn't right there's no such candy as what he describes. The kid had some Skittles on him which is you know candy that you carry around. Sharpton sees this word skittles on the prompter! And he sees it as what?

2:32:46 Play the clip. The neighborhood watch captain says he shot the teen in self-defense, but the young man was not armed He was going back home after buying an iced tea and skillets candy No name calling no incendiary language just a fact A young man dead The assailant says self defense What is found on the young man? Skillets and iced tea. Probable cause for an arrest! Hey, man, a skillet is a dangerous weapon dude. What an A-hole! They pay this guy more money than we make on this show to say skillets I mean it's unbelievable to me He can't even read that can he Oh Man

2:33:42 Do you think anyone's watching? Any of the brass, any of the MSNBC people are watching? Oh they have to be. They must be beside themselves today I mean know what these meetings are like, know what these suits are like oh my god this guy is terrible! What are we going to do get rid him? Oh we can't get rid of him he has got too many followers, he has a big bunch of Twitter followers for all we know They don't know what to do beside themselves and the guy who hired him is probably sitting there you know looking up and down in the corner worried sick. You're right, oh crap I can't believe that man let me see if where's that no conflict clip? That was so awesome! Where was that it's funny because when we do a Google search Google automatically says now you must be looking for conflict No idiot i want con-frict

2:34:34 I'm looking at search.nashownotes.com. Ah, see now you can't find it how much does that suck? That's too bad. I wish i knew where that remember that was a great clip. Oh there is a couple we get a lot of you can get all you have to do is watch this show and you get a clip yeah but the no confreq was like that was pretty good. No confreq was bad. That was my favorite favorite one Oh man, wish I could find them. Maybe someone can email me the clip of No Conflict and we can play it? We're almost done so...I'd love to play it at the very end. Wait Sharpton Teleprompter? Could that be it? It could be. Why don't you play and see what is says? Let's see, I'm pulling up right now hold on. It's a 329er hmmm Hold on second 329er was that 2011 wasn't it? I dunno yeah I guess Yeah let me see

2:35:24 Uh, three. One of the first ones perhaps August? Does that sound right? Just play it! Yeah well I gotta get to it you know It's like a system here That's right you got some sort of... You're running a Zune Tonight is the measure Of whether the country begins in the state of Wisconsin A national drive to push back or whether we have more to go to build a movement of resistance but resist, we much. We must and we will much about that be committed. It wasn't the one but this is good too That's one my favorites the much one much much much Resist we much He says it again

2:36:17 But resist we much yeah, it is pretty sad that he's making so much money And we're just like pussing around on your bunch of jabronis That's really Please find me the no conflict. You know maybe you'll go from there to current Well eventually they all wind up at current don't they yeah? They have to do um I I think, there's lots of stuff. I think i'll save that until Sunday. I've got Gitmo Nation jewelry which is good from one of our producers who was wearing... I got some stuff too! I'm still working on some details but I've got a deconstruction

2:37:06 Actually, I've got a really good find of some Clooney on the Charlie Rose show. Oh wow! With of course you know who was sitting there too always. Prendergrast And uh...I've got Prendergrassed cuing him. I think it's Prendercast. Or Prendercast whatever. Cuing Clooney? Cueing him Really It's beautiful So i'll do that on Sunday Okay and I've got a big vaccine scam coming in against tuberculosis Which is pretty amazing. Yeah, this is gonna be a bonanza because of course we need some more vaccines to be able to make money and there's a huge pedo bear thing taking place in Gitmo Nation lowlands which is pretty outrageous I was thinking of getting into that although I'm always afraid of those guys yeah you might want to yeah I got to be careful then the only thing I'll leave you with today uh you know in Uganda we have a new problem besides Kony

2:38:05 We have the nodding disease. Are you familiar with this? It's not sleeping sickness No, it said the world here I'm gonna read from... so the headlines vary and they're trying to tone it down but The World Health Organization is on high alert about a new Ugandan outbreak of the nodding disease And apparently it...I'll give you the headline in a second After, uh... Ooh hold on I think someone sent it to me. Perfect Apparently what happens is these kids they go into these like seizures and then they can't you know they're talking weird their walking weird and get really aggressive headline baffling illness strikes Africa turns children into mindless zombies Oh God

2:38:59 And so they think this might have to do with the black flies and their parasitic worm. Little known disease emerged in Sudan in the 1960s, a fatal mentally and physically disabling disease that only affects children between the ages of 5-15 currently restricted to small regions of South Sudan, Tanzania and Northern Uganda But they're saying it turns them into zombies And the World Health Organization is on watch to see if this thing isn't contagious and could cripple children across the globe. Have I not been telling you for three years, the zombies are coming! They are coming! John look... Yeah yeah yeah i'm getting a picture here This is a CNN report which they've actually went back and they changed it they removed words like the zombie virus

2:39:55 Because I have the two next to each other. They also removed violent behavior in some children, they took that out because of course you know people are like freaking zombies man! Wait, someone sent me a Sharpton thing. Let's see what this is... No known cure for the disease yet place Sharpton and it will be done Since the Supreme Court announced they would consider challenges to President Obama's health care law We've told you about conflicts of interest two of the justices face on the same day The court decided to hear the case Justices Clarence Thomas and Scalia spoke

2:40:33 at a fundraiser for the conservative legal group, The Federalist Society. Their tables at the event were right next to lawyer Paul Clements' table. Here's a little issue to think about... Clement will likely be the lawyer to argue against the law before the Supreme Court. Of course being cozy with- This is the one, it's just I don't know where he says it. Clement isn't just- He said already you missed it No no he didn't, nononono Nononono And then he did say conflict earlier Yeah but then he says Kermit here Okay go play Of course being cozy with Kremlin isn't Justice Thomas' only conflict. As we've told you, his wife Ginny started a Tea Party group that calls for the repeal of health care law and she's saying things like this...

2:41:24 Nah, I don't want to play the whole thing. It's like three minutes. Come on people Yeah it was at the beginning he said confrict No no no he says no conflict at the end He says no conflict So let's get this straight Fox focuses on Justice Elena Kagan rather than on Thomas and Scalia One issue of the bat with the Fox report they say Kagan should recuse herself because of article 28 in the US Constitution doesn't exist. Beyond that, legal experts say Kagan's email doesn't suggest she worked on the health care law or played a big part in this passage so there is no real conflict

2:42:07 There must be a pile of spit in front of him on the stage. Oh real conflict I tell you there's no real confrict all right? I'm not gonna play take it little take a look they just taked out No, real conflict and yeah double clip it as evergreen. Yeah, I got to clip that out okay I'm not going to play the You can go to the show notes three nine or three dot na show notes calm That's where you can find The Sheriff Joe stuff running a little bit long. I do have Holder talking about brainwashing people about guns It's kind of a funny clip from 1995 that will save it for Sunday We got some stuff to do right all right so A reminder coming up on the no agenda stream bear crawling live 930 Eastern Time tonight hosted by Charles McFall make sure you catch that and

2:43:00 And I shall be wading through a lot of... ...archive C-span today, since I wasn't able to catch all of that lone wolf terrorism in the USA. A couple books I've been reading too. There's Tim Weiner, the guy who wrote The Legacy Of Ashes He just came out with a new book about the FBI and J Edgar Hoover. Yeah, I'm reading that. That'll be pretty cool Coming to you from Camp Mofo here in the drone star state, which is the capital of Austin Texas or is the capital of Texas? It's an Austin. In the morning everybody my name is Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where the sun is now shining I'm John C Dvorak We'll be back on Sunday with another jam-packed episode filled of goodness and uplifting news right here on no agenda DeVorek org slash n a