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00:00 Don't spit on me bro or I'll drone ya. Adam Curry, John C. DeVora It's Sunday February 26th 2012 time for your Gibbon Nation Media Assassination Episode 386 This is no agenda! I can see clearly now here at Camp MoFo in the capital of the Drone Star State Austin Texas in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where are the PG Tips Has a pretty good batch this time. I'm John C. Dvorak We haven't talked about PG tips in a long time my friend particularly good batch of you out here yeah, that's nice by the big box of 160s the Camp mofo looks like a war room today

00:49 Where would that be? I was up until like 2 in the morning. Oh, you must have stumbled onto something you couldn't get off! It was horrible...I got maps of it printing out maps of now You know I've got pinpoints in them. It's like all of a sudden this like oh now I get it It's like ever since Leviathan project just more and more like oh No, of course how come I didn't see this how come I didn't know So yeah Yeah, it's pretty bad actually But the, it leads to- Well you wanna start with that or you want to start with something light? Yeah let's uh... I gotta fractal that. Thought was kind of amusing. I don't think is something we can go very far with A fractal! I'm gonna see if you can spot it. Fractal

01:34 Tell me what you what you're hearing here in so far as and you this is your by the way when I listen to This it's a it's a teaser for the Huckabee show which is like overproduced now. He really wants to be in show business Yeah, yeah So talking about show business this is strictly your Script and I says they heard it. I went oh brother Dante Can I start it? Yeah. And still no clear front-runner What happens if voters can't agree on a candidate is a brokered convention inevitable Plus what do voters want they want to be inspired They want to be entertained and they want to be led candid talk from the former candidates from exceeding expectations I wasn't supposed to win it, but I did

02:20 to facing ruthless criticism. I was held to a different standard tonight Bachman Cain and Palenty look at the Republican race for the White House ladies and gentlemen Governor Mike Huckabee So they're bringing him back on the island. Yeah, come on back Herman Cain come on back I couldn't believe it I'm watching this and like this is exactly the script from The Survivor Well exactly! It's like time to bring somebody back there you go You know why Huckabee has a uh you know is good for show business though Cuz he's got a big head. Anyone with a big head can go very far in television, this is fact! He also thinks he's a stand-up comic and likes to play the guitar or something... No yeah no the banjo isn't it banjo? I think it's bass. I thought that was banjo. That'd be more like it. With an arrow through his head. I like banjo by the way, banjo's pretty cool It's like uh..it's a plucking instrument

03:24 You pluck. Yeah, yeah in the morning to you John and the morning you Adam Curry in the morning to all ships at sea All boots on the ground and feet in the air And why don't we do a roll call in the chat room? We haven't done one of those in a long time Do you have any idea where people are checking in from when we do this show live Johns unbelievable what I'll read off The list as people tell me where they're tuning into life. We do this show Thursday and Sunday mornings 9 a.m.. Gitmo nation West time, and it's quite astounding Where where people are coming in from it really is so you can listen live at knowage industry comments we welcome all of our human resources from and Of course ninety nine point nine percent of the people listen to

04:08 The podcast. Okay, Columbus Ohio Netherlands Dublin it's going too fast now Arizona Aspen Rotterdam Houston Tiburon Greenville New Mexico Fargo New England Oh, it's going too fast here another Netherlands Hamburg Deutschland New Zealand British Columbia South Carolina oh gosh Argentina I'm seeing here. Hello, Argentina Quebec the Argentine is in Paris France really yeah that's the guy another Argentina New Jersey hey there's a strange country for you New Jersey

05:00 I'm looking for some more. It goes by so fast, I'm looking for some more international listeners. It's 614 in the morning in New Zealand on Monday. Yeah well Wellington New Zealand Capella and I saw get my lowlands Timbuktu uh-huh sure it's amazing Uranus hmm okay yeah there you go chat room thanks chat room all right time to stop So I started, you know we only have a couple days in between shows and i did one thing that uh... quite proud of and actually gonna write it all up. I've started doing that thought would be much harder but I finally decided to go after three screens going here all day

05:49 You're not talking about Google this and Google knows that, and cookies. Yeah I got an angle on that. We've go the Bill of Rights thing and all that... Yeah you were going to work on that one! What it is essentially is instead of what your government should be doing because I read through this bill of rights And they're still going to put together a committee and wrap it all up, and come up with... This is of course we're going to self-legislate. So all these companies you know the do not track me button which is in your browser now by the way which is just as effective as that push here to cross the street button It's like two wires dangling on the inside of The Post not connected to anything

06:32 Uh, you know, so the whole thing is they're talking about what companies can do with your data instead of how you should have the right to basically not give them your data. And I think quite honestly we're looking at this the wrong way. We should say, yeah, we should be capturing our own data and selling it to these guys. Think about that completely different angle on this whole thing. Rock it to me brother. Well uh, Let's play a couple just play some clips to your board of them. Okay, that's what this show is isn't it? Isn't that what we always do? Play until you're bored of them

07:08 I've got, let's see what a Google one start with Google one and you oh by the way this is actually kind of good because there's a message that we use and so i heard this message so this is interesting. The product message. Google whose mantra is do no evil with an incredibly checkered record of privacy violations including as recently as a week ago So how do we trust these people? John Well, I you know. I think one of the things we need to understand is as we sometimes think of ourselves as Google's customers We're not where Google's product their whole business model is based on assembling digital dossiers about us and then selling ads around that And it's a very successful business model for them They make about 30 billion they bring in about thirty billion in revenues a year Digital dossier so they had

08:01 They had your buddy, Bono... what's her name? Bono Mack. Bono Mack. Oh yeah be careful of her she's no good She was on the Judge... this is Judge Jean What were you watching?! Were you watching like getting divorce tips or something on Judge Jean? Judge Jean is the clone of Nancy Grace that Fox has Oh, okay. See I don't know that's HLA. She is not nearly as... she is but it's all scripted Of course! In fact there was..I do have a you want to hear a script fail? Did I don't now actually play the script fail later But it was so funny because when you hear especially when he listened to it I saw this is a script fail. Come on let's do the script fail Let's do it Okay see if you can spot the script fail and find the double reason find a reason for the script in the process Not an outsider This guy started his own company

08:52 He was in the private sector. Yes, made a fortune he took care of the elections not a creature of Washington Here's a point that did Olympics by the president United States because he's been known through the Republican Party for a jet for generation Christopher all four of all the three running is probably though You know the most decent of them all but I will tell you but I will I will tell you this right now has been known to The Republican Party for generations They're talking about Romney. Yeah, but the script you missed the script fail couldn't hear it now The script fail is of all four of all three Oh crap I oh wow let me look It's actually even better than that He had to say the script was of all three candidates running he is the most

09:35 Wow. Good catch. Yeah, he's the most decent of the three that are running. Nobody says anything! This is so scripted and we have to remember people listen to show long enough We had one of the producers of The McLaughlin Report in correspondence and he discussed the fact

10:22 That the show is incredibly scripted and I've heard that before. So they had to have people saying certain things, they interrupt it's all scripted. It's just scripted. Just stay on that for one second did you hear how he signed off McLaughlin? On his uh... When was his show? It's on Sundays usually on PBS. This so maybe this was a where is it now oh man here it is McLaughlin signed off like this this was very funny I predict that the new head of the World Bank will be Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Bye bye! Yeah, I heard that. That's in the script i guess? Yeah well it is in the script because its been brought up on more than a few shows. Oh okay So they're getting the pub not just his show...I've heard this and didn't have a clip but I've heard this on other Fox and other shows Right And their

11:16 essentially softening, this is body blows. They're softening up the public for this crazy idea by you know giving us these predictions and other people now making the same assertion so we're gonna get... So when it happens not going to be a big shock there's not gonna be a lot of that its gonna be a pre-shock I'm gonna tell you she doesn't want to do that and I think I already mentioned that seems more likely Bill Clinton will become president of World Bank Briefly though because the guy's not gonna stay alive long does not look healthy. No he doesn't Hillary is having way too good a time as the The queen of the world she is she's ruling everything yeah, but she looks

11:54 Over the last week or so she looks pretty beat. Yeah, but this is what happens you know The human psyche when you're when you're completely evil on the inside You're black and it's just filled with gunk and goop of killing people for oil And gas it will take its toll So she is so she knows she has to get out But she's having a good time She's enjoying it Well, she does have to get out and then the head of the World Bank is like perfect. She's... what do you mean? She leads up Friends of Syria! Let me tell ya something. Friends of Syria is a classic. If anyone starts a group called Friends of Adam I'm moving to Australia That's not good. And guess who wasn't invited? Syria?!

12:40 She's hilarious. I'm sorry, let's get back to your... Let's just play the second Google reading mail thing which i thought was kind of interesting and then ill tell you what I think is going on with this google crap. There's middle ground here. To both of you what should users know about the personal information collection that worries you most? Very quickly Congresswoman and then Attorney General Well, first and foremost what bothers me the most in Google's own privacy policy it mentions clearly that they are going to actually read the content of your emails. They're going to say that no person is doing this, that a computer is reading the content of your emails but if you write or receive an email... So you're worried about the privacy? And I've got to go we're gonna wrap here Congress Attorney General what is something that worries you most

13:28 It's exactly right. The privacy issue and how far they're willing to go, and what they're going to do with that information... Oh alright! ...and how we don't have a choice. You don't have a choice? You can't run your own mail server slave shut up So this is- This is, I think if people start looking at it more closely This is all Google publicity for the unproven concept That having all this information which they are obviously collecting by the ton It somehow gives better advertising results. Oh, that's bull. So they can gouge advertisers by making the subtle message goes through that Google is doing all these nasty things Wow! That's gonna benefit us Bill But crap we should advertise with those guys We gotta advertise because they're cheating They're cheating

14:16 It's bullcrap. None of this works! Anyone who has been on the internet and goes on a browser, and looks up something like a week ago... And then you go to another website and they're still trying to sell it to you whether you bought it or not... Right. The only thing- This shows how inadequate this is. This is a bunch of smoke. This is bullcrap. The entire advertising system. Thank you very much I'll take it one step further First the only thing that actually kind of works as geolocation If I fire up my Google browser, or my Firefox browser and go to Google it says hello Austin. It knows that I'm in Austin That's one thing we kind of got working but we had that working in 1997 so you know...I remember looking at the databases for IP addresses like okay not only is a scam but the way most these advertising companies work is per click

15:15 And Google may be somewhat of an exception with, you know, with the mom-and-pop shops and basically narrowing your search down to if you want to find a great Italian restaurant in Austin I'm going to get recommendations that most likely someone paid for it to give me first. To Google But the way it really works... and all.. and I know this that MTV.com does this as an example. I'll call them out right now And a lot of startups so when you're coming up on your board meeting right and your startup, and you've got like You know couple million dollars investment from a VC fund. You've got to prove that you're doing well

15:51 You take your marketing budget, yeah we call it marketing budget and you go to some of these scam companies called SEO experts and you pay them. And then they fire up botnets that got people sitting around in India the same people by the way that remove your offensive Facebook pictures and they just sit there all day going click Very good enough, click. And just follow a script and just click on stuff and click on stuff... ...and you pay them maybe $1 for every thousand clicks. You turn around and charge the advertiser two dollars It's called arbitrage. And it works! Everyone is doing it! At the end of the month when you can barely even buy anything because all the botnets are wearing away All the little Indian guys or gals are clicking away. It's a total scam

16:38 And we want to give out a smoke screen of delusion that it works, that something's going on because they're spying on everything you do. They're reading your email. Yeah. If anyone is reading your emails for blackmail purposes? Well there is one thing you know the president hired when he transitioned into the White House I think but the White House was better when he got into the White House now he hired a couple of the top guys from Google And the reason for this is because of their analytical knowledge and probably they're accessing to some of Google stuff. Because if you do know a lot about how people vote, and you have some of the statistical data and can redraw districts etc., there is a big advantage to that. The same thing happening with Facebook

17:25 So I think there is some of that going on where the government is complicit, at least the administration is complicit. But you're absolutely right this is just Google's great buy in don't buy any ads on Facebook that timeline thing's no good and by the way how come they're not mentioning Facebook at all? It's all been about Google! Yeah it's because Google's behind the publicity yeah it's one of those crazy campaigns that you can identify because it sounds like it's about bad things Google's doing when it's not. It's about, because the message is not aimed at the general public the message is aimed at advertisers that look Google's doing all these crazy things that's how they're so good. They're wizards I tell you! They're wizards. They are awesome they know how to do it man

18:09 So it's like one of the best campaigns that this should win an award but of course you could never reveal it because then they would make everyone look like idiots for going on and on about what gets even better is the people that actually buy the media so you have an advertising agency you have a media buyer. And this used to be, I'm talking up until in the mid 90s kind when the internet really started then they hired all these douchebags But it used to be people who were, you know brand stewards and it's like okay coca-cola. It stands or let me take a different how about Mouthwash scope whatever you know this is the brands This is how we feel this is our customer is and there was a lot of science that went into this in a lot of Science I can't believe I said no science is

19:01 But a lot of testing and understanding the market and the consumer. And these people moved on up in the dot-com bubble, became VPs got new business cards got some stock in the company and then they went hired the millennials And they hired, actually pre-millennials probably. You know like the guy with the goatee Yeah he knows what he's doing He can buy that internet stuff and these kids just sit around and then The advertising network show up and say Hey man want some tickets to the Grammys? Yeah yeah I want you buy some inventory for me Okay They don't give a crap They don't know what they're doing

19:40 They're just... No, the media buyers are so pathetic. Most of them are female and they're a certain age group there but they're just out of college usually they think they're great. Semi-hot! Pay any attention to the product that they're buying ads for literally They all look like Marissa Meyer They all look like Marissa Myrick. They're semi-hot, right? When I was writing for Forbes, I was on the Forbes yacht! Yeah you told me about this once... that's what the media buyers would be invited onto the yacht, right? Yeah they'd invite the media buyers under this big

20:16 yacht, this motorized yacht that the Forbes owns. A motorized yacht? No don't say! It actually moved?! It's a stink pot yeah no they actually take you it's a great tour they back it out of this big too and its got his own chef and he's got a huge galley and they serve you gourmet meal in any way so they backed this thing out it's called The Highlander you can look it up mmmm and you know it backs up and goes around but takes about an hour goes around Manhattan Island it goes past the Statue of Liberty does all this and it just boat annoys everybody in all the other magazines because they Because it's a really good gimmick. And so they have dingbats that are on this thing They don't even know what what they don't know anything about any of the magazines or buying ads where there's nothing that they're being whined and dying Yeah, and if they sign up with them with the dotted line after the boat trip is over yeah It's perfect I love it

21:14 Yeah, you're right. It's it no I think it's a good call and Good work good on you Google good work Can't say anything else. Yeah, no good job by Google to a scam the scam the public with these bullcrap stories about oh They bypassed the Safari that was the kicker they got this thing going it's genius yeah So I don't even we don't even know that they did bypass safari They could have just leaked out as bogus so tell you what I blocked all cookies and selectively turned on like eight Right? And so of course if you want to access Google Maps then you have to... Because I looked at my cookie file just kind of as a, you know, just looking at it see what's in there. There were just hundreds and by the way the A category is the biggest because it's all like ad network this, add dot this, add do that. Like screw these guys! So I just turned it all off and guess what

22:13 There's no difference in your experience. Exactly, it's all bullcrap! Nothing changes... You know okay so you can't look so Facebook of course you can't log into anything and you can actually just by logging into your accounts dot or allowing your accounts dot google com cookie you can get into your calendar if you use that and maps But you know, like Google... because I wanted to block all these G-Google Plus icons because that's tracking as well. So you can do that but it's funny cause if you hit the Google Plus page even if you delete your cookie and your browser is just sitting there on the page the cookie shows up again they've just got processors running inside that page going pick it up pick it up pick it up It's just unbelievable

23:00 It's just... you know. Anyway, it changes nothing and I can remember some passwords Big deal! And a site that actually forces me to have a cookie to remember my password Screw you, I don't need you! And it changed nothing in my life Nothing Absolutely nothing! Okay You don't need that Just turn them off Instead the government is going like talk about how your what is fair? How your information will be used Screw yas Yeah, that's bogus. It's totally bogus there was something else that one of our producers who actually used to work at the At the company at Salesforce and he I'll just call producer Chris I don't know if he wants me to mention his last name So you were talking about Vivek Kundra? Our friend they're the chief in for a former Chief Information Officer of the United States and that he joined

24:01 Salesforce and we were talking about that for a second. Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out every so often So he followed this all the way through and it goes back to well first of all Benin off who is the CEO and founder? of salesforce Is you know is a big friend of President Obama hosting up to you know $35,800 a plate fundraising dinners, so yeah the fix is in there and But the thing that we kind of didn't look at is the Tech America Commission on Leadership opportunity in the US and deployment of the cloud, known as Cloud2. And this was an initiative that had, of course Mark Beninoff as co-chairman of the commission and Vivek Kundra was essentially leading this thing. They came up with a cloud buyer's guide for industry

25:01 And Kundra published a 25 point federal IT reform plan, which basically said all government has to go to the cloud. Everyone should be on the cloud! You need to be on the cloud and so now you go to go to CloudBuyersGuide.org This is the this is the report that essentially came out of this government committee Go to that for second John. CloudBuyersGuide.org And right there on the homepage, harness the full power of the cloud. Quote, The movement to the cloud is a one-way street Vivek Kundra former federal chief information officer and then if you go look at that basically it says You should buy your cloud services from Salesforce From their trusted Cloud apps and platform These guys are the biggest Cloud pusher in the world

26:04 I mean, they're real professional. Google's got their... sure they've got their Google Apps like Mail and Calendar and Docs and stuff but if you want the real products, the real database cloud-hosted stuff, you're going to Salesforce so the whole thing is completely a setup it's like hey better not wait go raise some money for me in Hey, I'll give you Kundra. Here you take Kundra and go do your cloud stuff. Complete scam! Oh yeah? Complete scam or as i like to say a scampane And here's what I... Scampane Obama's re-election scampane Here is the Stelligent ROI calculator Wooo Let's calculate some ROI on our show Can we do that? Well apparently no You have to email it in and they will make the calculation for ya I guess

26:59 It's just like... You have to, you have to. They're collecting this is like a mailing list they are collecting your name so that you can use this calculator. This is bull crap! Send me your name and I will give you a calculation. Unbelievable. Hey let's thank some producers because I got a lot of stuff to talk about and it's uh.. And we do have some executive and associate executive producers for making today show. And they'll get their money's worth Today yeah, we're already have needles. They are down well they already got their money's worth right now Alexander sells and off sells enough probably in S poo which I believe is in Finland I don't know that could be wrong or it could also be SS poo yes poo Maybe it has to do with Anderson Cooper

27:56 373 73 it's been a while since they don't need the last time here is something to support the best podcast in universe I hope enough people would do the same so you guys continue to do it twice a week please send some karma my way thanks for your great work regards Alex yes s pool is in Finland correct you've got karma s we're gonna pronounce an S poo from now on s pooh and we're back with Sid incognito in New York hey Came with 350 bucks. He says you guys screwed up my donation note on the last show what so I'm 20 says even though we read it apparently sent a second one So I might as well donate again while I set the record straight, I thought dr Nanninger called me a douchebag on episode 383 so I mentioned it in my donation book note but on listening to it again I realized he was talking about someone else and

28:49 I sent you guys a follow-up email with the retraction on Wednesday, but you only read my first note so please send my apologies to Dr. Nenninger along with some karma and a karma may occult by believe this $350 completes my knighthood i don't do drugs but i'll take the hookers and mead combo if that's an option Meed? Mead he says... I don't know what meed is.. Do we offer mead too Adam? You can have all the mead you want, man. Alright so may it culpa karma! You've got... karma Good work John! Thank you Jason Hoffman in Muskego Wisconsin 260 He's an associate executive producer Please credit this amount to two donations made by my son Jason This is from his dad This should put him at the knight level Jason has blessed his mother and me beyond measure Good old Jason Yeah No agenda is by far the best podcast universe Hail The Foot

29:44 You've got karma. Actually, he didn't ask for it but I'm gonna give it to him anyway. You're doing his karma now. Well, I'm sorry! He's going to be a knight that's nice Chris Chris Male in North Sydney and New South Wales of 250 Can you give a Karma shout out? To my car as my partner Kim is about to learn how to drive the stick shift Should we do that? Yeah, do that. A little car karma for you. Clutch Car Karma. Clutch Car Karma. Clutch Car. Can you fire a douchebag at Matt Lacey for falling off the wagon and not listening as much as he should?!

30:21 And then he needs a chemtrails jingle for me and possibly the national anthem at the end of the show. Well, it's them There you go He likes to sing it while commuting to work on the train It must be very handy that made the people must love sitting next to him You can have friends of Syria in your car Is anybody sitting here, you know when somebody if you don't want to keep the seat yourself and somebody comes is anybody sitting there? Yes. And you say yes Just start singing in the morning get more That's a surefire way that people stay away from Gary why in Brooklyn New York two-two six two six Please pronounce me Gary wife from Brooklyn New York I just did I'm donating all the funds have earned using the knowledge gained listening to Dvorak Horowitz podcast give or take a penny

31:08 Thanks John and Adam for the great show. Birthday 22812 shout out to fellow slave and New Agenda producer Ben Nitis, please de-doosh me You've been de-dooshed Good ol' Christian Herzog in Elwood Illinois 22612 Sir Zogg Citizens, John and Adam this donation is to commemorate the next show on February 26th. The recent donation complaining jag bag prompted me to be sure to contribute too and support the best podcast universe I'd also like to ask for some job karma changing... Job-changing karma from my wife Bridgette and a Hey Citizen so give him a combo there Okay very happy to. Hey citizen! You've got Karma

31:54 Meanwhile, curiously enough Dr. Nenninger himself from Port Jefferson New York comes in at $201 saying imagine my chagrin when I heard Sid Incognito return my douchebag call out With a karma shot. Now Sid didn't think he did one, but Nenninger thinks he might have We have a karma war! They have a karma war Remember that karma war between those two couples? Yeah they're divorced now. It's the fateful no agenda squire No agender?! Did you say... No agender I had no option at least at the point and then i have to complete my knighthood I request a shot of knighthood powered karma directly at Sid Incognito

32:37 Adam, please coordinate the timing of the karma shot to provide maximum amplification with the arrays and orbits I want Sid to receive a massive shot of transformative karma In addition. I want to give up my first-class seat on the mothership to Sid That is love right there man Yeah These guys are like trying they're out as like I think they should reverse of The War of the Roses buying each other's you get a room He wants to send you an allergy test kit you can do at home. He's seen undiagnosed food allergies in most cases of Tourette's. Really? Well, yeah it was probably the water In any case thank you both for the best entertainment in the universe The fluoride You guys make me laugh Alright here is some super duper extra special karmic karma coming your way

33:22 You've got karma. That's interesting. And that's acid cognito? Yes, yeah I know. Acid incognito Yeah it's a possibility! That's what he said you know... It's the fluoride in the water. And finally in Chicago, Illinois we have Michelle Figueroa who donated $200 with no note and I want to thank her for her contribution. We want to thank everybody who's donates and helps us produce this show especially the producers at NoAgendaShow.com, Dvorak.org slash NA channel Dvorak dot com slash na and No Agendanation

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34:49 Thanks, Kilmo. I guess it's good. What are we going to do with these? Give them to those guys. I'm not sure if I like this one. WhitesforRomney.com kind of nefarious and want to thank our great producer who downloaded all the HTML and zipped it up nicely for me so I could put together Googleplus.nashownotes.com that now gives you instructions on how you can place a No Agenda logo When someone mouses over your plus one button on your website, which is kind of cool So it's kind of like you know we're hitting back at their own game. Yeah I like it a lot too these credits by the way our executive producers and associate executive producers It's just like Hollywood There's no difference except You know it actually pays for all of the programming supports the show every single episode that is brought to you by

35:41 The producers associate executive producers and of course by all the other Producers who will be thanking later on and people who are on the lower amounts which is really important the subscribers Yeah, the subscribers it keeps us rolling highly important. And even if you just decide to Listen and hang out and maybe you can't afford it There's always one thing you can do and that is propagating our formula Our formula is this we go out We hit people in the mouth And I will mention because we always during our show post-mortem we talked for about 15 minutes Thank you again to all the artists. You can see it all the art for all the episodes at no agenda art generator dot info

36:38 But remember that if you make really tiny letters in your art, we almost can't use it because it shrinks down when we're using on websites and the album art for the mp3 that we put out. And you just can't read it. Yeah take a look at some of the other stuff that's taken with this stuff we use also should note that were trying to avoid pieces that are just using stolen images. Especially cartoons, cartoonists I will mention this, cartoonists are the most sensitive of all the... And rightly so! Yeah they're extremely uptight about people stealing their stuff

37:16 And they make a big fuss when they see it. So we'd rather you can drink, you should be able to use Photoshop well enough to make your own or if you're going take some sort of photo, you should build swap heads or big puts. I mean there's things you can do with Photoshop and that's what we're hoping. I'll tell you those people have no idea. You know Miki was making something the other day she's really taken off with the Photoshop And I said, oh that's so cool. She put in multiple images together So where'd you get that image? From here and she goes to Google Images. This is okay right no People don't know you know it's like there's no education on this and now if you can't really use that Oh, I thought it was just you know these are images just like a big bucket that the Google just gives me yeah No, no You can take an image illegally

38:09 that somebody else did and you can alter it enough to make it a parody or funny or use for some other purpose. Repurposing an image for humor in particular is protected. Well, that's exactly what our album art usually is But taking a humorous piece of humorous cartoon and putting it in our model just without doing anything to order There's no good. It's no good you have to make you have take don't do it Stop doing it I mean they're funny, and we look at her every once well as a real gem in there And that's unless you are the artist yourself from yeah, then if you're the artist yeah No problem, then don't blow ya

38:51 So all the talk and it was very difficult. I had to turn off The mainstream news because it just you know first of all, it's like bullcrap about the the reality show And as we know we brought Herman Cain back onto the island But the other talk is all about that don't flute me bro. That was a boat come Don't slide me bro Oh, he talks about the gas prices. The gas prices! The gas pri- oh the gas pri- oh the gas price just went up to gas price and this will be an Ask John in a moment but first why don't we ask little Timmy Geithner

39:32 Who will explain to it now? This is the guy who should know I mean you think that the Secretary of the Treasury or the United States of Gitmo nation would understand how Gas prices are put together and and what really why are these things spiking so quickly We're talking about a dollar in the United States of Gitmo $1 increase in a month, which is about 33% I love how that works Here's him sitting with one of those CNBC dudes. I think what is happening in global oil markets now is you're seeing two things work to push prices higher The first is that growth is gradually getting stronger, not just the United States but around the world At least outside of Europe

40:18 I feel confident in the expansion of my ass. Iran's doing some saber rattling, but hold on a second... Iran is not doing any saber rattling? We are! Those are the two main factors There's no quick fix to this, no short-term fix. The best strategy for the country is to continue making some long term investments to expand production in the United States, reduce our dependence on foreign oil and encourage Americans to use more efficient cleaner sources of energy. To encourage Americans how they use energy. Those are things over time we need to do and we're making progress in that direction

41:05 The other thing we can do is try to make sure we're doing everything we can to lighten the burden on working families in the country. The payroll tax extension is very important that context Yeah, there you go! We just gave everybody 40 bucks a month extra Let's go take it from them Hey I... You know what? They can afford it now let's take that money from them John how are you being a former oil executive How are gas prices at the pump actually determined? I've always wondered myself. No, no you gotta give me an answer man! Well how they determine their determined... They're rigged is how they're determined. Yes! Somebody's... You know the way I see it they always do it by supply and demand. They got to move the gas... The thing about gasoline in particular as opposed other kinds of commodities

41:55 that these refineries are cranking out product and it goes into a tanker and it gets run to a gas station. It's continuous flow if some somewhere along the line the flow stopped, it would be gasoline spilling all over the places you know figuratively and actually So you have to, what you do is set the price based on how much product you can move through the system and get rid of it. In other words put in cars and burn it And if it stops doing that then you have to lower their prices to encourage people to drive more which they will do They'll drive less when the prices go up so it kind of self-stabilizes But I've always been under the impression that there's a fixed amount of gasoline that has to be used by all these commuters Like my wife has to take Jay to school

42:43 Whether she likes it or not. She's gonna have to use so much gasoline So she has to pay the higher prices, and I think they're finally figuring out I think they're always toying with the public and seeing exactly how much they can be gouged That's thank you. It's not done as a as a margin thing I mean it's not like a you know is you you stamp out a CD And you're gonna you cost you $1 to do it so he had $1 here in the middleman gets a dollar and you know, you have it all figured out. So it's always kind of a fixed price. You could do fixed price gasoline. It would be a couple bucks a gallon at the most and they would still be making tons of money but they can gouge. And when you have the opportunity to gouge, do it until people stop buying the gas and then it starts flowing then they have to drop the price drastically that's why you see the prices go...you know they get way up there all of a sudden they drop like a rock for no reason! Yeah its uh..its your right is just complete gouging we know that people got 40 bucks a month extra let's go take from them now everyone's jumping in this game and I thought I just saw this hilarious report

43:46 ABC News which as we know, ABC News is compromised as the president of ABC News his sister is a executive advisor to President Obama. So that's around Rob and we got Stepanopoulos over there the whole thing is compromised Diane Sawyer who if she would stop drinking would be awesome but no that's not gonna happen She leads into this report and this is a great report it's about the gas prices And there are two things in here First There is a tip off as to what is about to happen. Because of course, the oil prices which now is around 110 bucks if you look at the real crude number people are... The numbers all over 125 111 it's probably about 110 the actual crude that we're talking about I can tell you what it is exactly in one second One... Hey! Words matter Okay and a couple of seconds How's that?

44:45 All right, the current price as we speak of oil is 109.62. About 110 as I said okay here's a guy who pops in with a real quick quote they just cut him in for a second and he is...I don't know if he...of course it's intentional He is giving us the plan and telling us why oil prices will spike dramatically the very near future and then I will stop the clip as we listen for eight so that ABC News of course has to make some money on this report. Listen to this a morning jolt for New Jersey drivers today prices along the state tollways jump there it is 11 cents a gallon overnight. There goes all my money. I love that guy by the way, they go all my money! They got all my money! I got my 40 buck and they took my 40

45:35 nationwide triple a today reported regular at three dollars eighty five cents another four cent jump over last week of full dollar over last year The highest prices in California today according to gas buddy $4.99 outside Yosemite National Park the lowest prices in Wyoming three dollars twenty seven cents and Casper And according to experts six dollar gas is a real possibility this summer Six-dollar gas is probably one well placed turret and one tiny little bit of supply disruption away people Crank up the weather modification, turn on your harps. We only need one hurricane! I can't-I'm like wow The guy just gave us the script right there It's just like okay we just need one hurricane Now ABC of course you know there's got to be a quid pro quo We're not just gonna let you know

46:30 manipulate our viewers and give them your script. We've got to make some money out of the bargain, so where are we going to take this story? Some are already cutting back on the amount of gas they're buying six weeks in a row consumption is down A new ABC News Washington Post poll reports 71% say gas prices are causing them financial hardship And with $6 gas a real possibility by summer, the Nissan LEAF named World Car of the Year. The first all-electric family car is selling faster than they can be made! And then the report goes into him driving the car, you know. That's a great catch! The nerve of these people... But the whole report is about the car. It was like Entertainment Tonight with them constantly plugging something in. The Nissan Leaf it just kept on going as if they wouldn't stop it was like two more minutes about the Nissan Leaf oh it's great they can't make him fast enough I tell ya

47:27 You know, when you run out of gas in your car and I've had this happen. I ran out of gas once in the Lincoln Tunnel and that by the way on a Friday afternoon... Did they ever tell you this story? Uh-huh! You must have been having bad vibes that still exist hanging over your head. Shall I tell you the whole story it's hilarious so these were the days I had a 1972 no wait 1982 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow II which I bought second hand. Beautiful, British Racing Green, you know great car! I drove it into New York every single day. 80 000 miles i put on that car and of course ridiculous you know I think I paid 70 grand for it at the time when I had money boy good old days

48:14 And so I'm coming out of New York on a Friday afternoon. You have to understand that in New York, and this is MTV days, Friday afternoons the Lincoln Tunnel is jammed because of course the Jewish population of New York all tries to get out around three o'clock in the afternoon to get home in time for the weekend. So they go out through the Hamptons and are out-of-town? Well, the Hampton's not through the Lincoln tunnel. Oh you're right it's the other way. Right but basically all tunnels and bridges are jammed And so I'm like, and there's a going to yeah. They're going to Jersey home now that Jersey shore So and I know there's a gas station on the other side on the Jersey side. All right, I can make this I can make this oh And it conks out in the Lincoln Tunnel on a Friday afternoon I'm wearing my MTV guy leather jacket my big Adam Curry hair Let me tell you the douchebag of the day they run a story about this They threw stuff at me people were throwing their paper cups Like UA whole MTV douche bag

49:16 And then, because they literally have to close off one lane and then the truck has to come through to push the car out. Backwards yeah. They come out front forwards and turn around? No no. Which also is... They pushed me towards a jersey side so they pushed me all the way out but I never again! That's also when i decided fancy looking cars are not good this is you can't win it draws attention to ya never got me laid either tell you that Really? No. You never got laid in the Rolls Royce? No. So you're just some straight, no wait let me get this straight so you're the guy with big hair working for MTV and you've got a Rolls Royce and your drawing attention to yourself every time you can and your in New York with home of round heeled women And you never got laid? Nope I was very It must have been a negative vibe that was an artifact or something you had there Well im also a very faithful guy so I wasn't looking

50:16 Yeah, but somebody should throw on themselves. Yeah if only No such luck Anyway So a lot going on in the world and I've had my eye on Lucifer as Hillary Clinton to you But I call her Lucifer because she is truly the embodiment of evil And of course we had this friends of Syria thing and now we'll get into that in a moment which we have that laugh as a standard clip Laughs laughing well I have the That's the Michelle Obama laugh yeah, I have that one another one. Yeah, we go on Story it's not the one you want you don't need to laugh I'm sure this isn't funny No It's not really because you know hey I just started paying attention of what was really being said now before she went to

51:13 Tunisia, which is also significant that this Friends of Syria took place in Tunisia. She was in London at the Somalia conference. Now, Somalia is very interesting now most people I would have to say don't care because you know like a bunch of spear-chuckers there I don't care about Somalia what if who cares? I would like to remind you that President Bill Clinton failed miserably at trying to ruin Somalia Or let's just say take it over remember Blackhawk down. This is the famous Mogadishu failure a failure the failure So all of sudden there's like a Somalia conference I'm like why do we all of us? Why is Somalia so important, so let's listen to

52:04 to Lucifer as she gives her initial little speech here at the Somalia conference. I'll begin with Somalia, today's conference coincided with the halfway point of the roadmap to end the transition in Somalia which... Sound familiar? This transition and all this stuff? Spells out the steps for building a stable government after decades of erratic rule And after my hubby failed On August 20th of 2012, the transitional federal government's mandate expires. And the international community has been clear that we do not support another extension It is time to move forward to a more stable and unified era for the Somali people

52:51 Today, the international community and Somali political leaders discussed what needs to happen next. In particular the steps Somalis themselves agreed to in December convening an assembly to approve a constitution, forming a new parliament and electing a president and speaker. Boy this sounds very familiar doesn't it? All of this kind of like Arab Spring type deal with... And this is East Africa by the way This is not North Africa This is East Africa so something must be up We also addressed the security dimension from piracy to Al Shabaab Oh! We must all keep Al Shabaab on the run

53:32 That means making additional financial and training contributions to AMISOM, as the United States continues to do. And implementing the Security Council's ban on imports of Somali charcoal Al Shabaab's announcement... Hold on a second. It's almost finished. I want you to tell me what she said, she said something... Ban imports of Samam... No Amazon and Sammam was that organization? She said. Oh! Amazon, oh I'm glad you asked That is uh.... Amazon a MIS om that is the African Union mission in Somalia sounds like a bunch of religious guys But no it's the regional peacekeeping mission operated by the African Union with approval of the United Nations in some Am I z o n mi s o m amazon? Amazon they support em ISO and you can look it up on the bookshelf

54:29 of knowledge. But then also, very important what she said here listen to this announcement recently that it has joined Al Qaeda proves yet again it is not on the side of peace stability or the Somali people okay so remember we had that press release where we had a reverse merger of al-shabaab and the Al Qaeda merger yeah Al Qaeda publicly listed company So that of course is the scam. Now Al-Shabaab, and I really spent a lot of time reading about Somalia This is very similar to Taliban And you know... Somalia it's not like By the way some beautiful countryside Great views in Somalia

55:09 It's tribal. So there are all kinds of tribes running around, you know? It is not really a place that has democracy in its culture or in it history per se and lot of people have been in there taking over doing things and so now we have Amazon in there And of course because we need to take over and why because We found some oil and gas that is beyond belief. Now if you look at now, let's look at now. Let's look at some money hold on a minute Let me get off the floor cuz I'm so stunned Let that something like this would boil down to the same old same old let now Let me look at the map now and if you look at Somali or Somaliland You will see a little country right there on the northern tip about that little country before Djibouti yeah, Djibouti

56:07 How big is your Djibouti and what is in Djibouti our drone airbase? Is in Djibouti right so I'm like huh hold on a second South Sudan Ethiopia Just signed an accord for the Djibouti oil pipeline. How convenient is that? I never heard of Djibouti in my life before all of us, then we had a drone air base there and Somalia is promising Oil riches, riches I tell you to the West. In fact from The Guardian Britain leads the dash to explore for oil in war-torn Somalia David Cameron last week hosted an international conference this is where she was on Somalia pledging more aid financial help and measures to tackle terrorism so we have successfully and one of the companies who's

57:08 drilling for oil and gas, and of course wherever there's gas there's oil is Anadarko Petroleum Corporation. And this is a very interesting company they're off the coast of actually little higher than Mozambique but it's all in the same region. If you look at the board of directors we find they're a brand new addition Kevin P Chilton does his name ring a bell? No, this is the guy who recently retired as commander of the United States Strategic Command He was remember there was a guy who was part of the Department that he did the cyberspace operations everything. He served in the US Air Force for more than 34 years no wide variety of assignments including pilots test pilot instructors astronauts bloody body body, but so this is the company to watch and they

58:05 I have a quote here. Texas-based oil company Anadarko announced they had tapped a giant reservoir of natural gas off the coast of Mozambique, this is all connected because it goes all the way down. Anadarkos find went off like a bomb in Houston says a local source It was wow we are finding large quantities of gas and that means we have hydrocarbons in the area once you have a discovery more people are going to go in there so the whole plan to use real guns and government military to continue to exploit corporations For corporations to exploit all of this we have to make up the boogeyman which of course in this case is al-shabaab We sent out a press release, you know on PR Newswire say that they've done a reverse merger into Al Qaeda so now the terrorists and then we set up the drone base

59:01 And I start looking around and see all these job offers. UAV flight crew operators for oil and gas exploration. Turns out, and I got some pretty good documents in the show notes at 386.nashownotes.com Drones are very useful for exploring for gas and oil because you can put sensors on these things and all kinds of stuff So it's beautiful that we happen to just have a drone base nearby, isn't it? And very convenient. Very convenient! So Lucifer continues on her little talk here and then we have... A guy in the audience and you can hear by her reaction that uh He was not supposed to be there or ask this question and he's uh You can even hear him go, huh

59:53 Like someone's ass is gonna get kicked over having this guy in the audience. This is the Q&A session from that speech. You know, Somalis are sick and tired of a political representative that has been selected rather than elected by Somali people So, would that mean a business as usual another years of anarchy and chaos in Somalia? I love this guy. Would that be business as usual is the years of anarchy and chaos after you put a puppet in there hey Hillary Lucifer what does that means because they will be a government that has not have trust and confidence support of people second things US policy toward to Somalia was dual track policy

1:00:54 which most of Somalis see this another way of dividing the country and undermining their TFG or maybe emerging government. Would that policy will be still in place after post-August 2012? And my final question is, will you support air strike in Al Shabaab controlled area And would you please guarantee that there will not be a civilian casualty? Hmm. I love it. Hmm, hmm, what is he doing here who let this guy in? Huh? Hmm need this. So let's hear a little bit of her answer. Thank you well first

1:01:42 The road map, the road map this is so great. The roadmap I mean the way we're gonna push you calls for elections uh-huh it calls for not what the Somali people want it's our roadmap or a new parliament to be formed that is much smaller but more representative than the large unwieldy body that exists now yeah that crazy thing you've had four centuries you know before stinks no good that's not the way we want to do it but But legitimacy comes through elections. So it is just like the United States of America, we know how to do this stuff our intention to support

1:02:20 very strongly the drafting of a constitution that... So they're going to write the Constitution? ...takes into account the interests of all Somalis, not from one region, one clan, one sub-clan but all Somalis. That it also is our intention Intention! To see this constitution adopted through a drone strikes A vote of the representatives of the people We have no doubt that structured properly, the right kind of constitution, the right set of elections, the right people being elected. The right one! It has to be the right one John! Yeah it has to be the right one. We'll put Somalia on a much more secure path forward Now let's just listen to her briefly about air strikes you know we hear guys talking about drones now regarding your last question I think that the AMISOM forces

1:03:21 So it's forces now, wait a minute let me just go back and read the book of knowledge on Amazon. It is a regional peacekeeping mission operated by the African Union with approval of United Nations they have forces apparently TFG Forces TFG is the transitional council of Somalia you know a board of shills The Ethiopian forces others are the Kenyans who will be integrated into the Amazon forces are doing a very good job. We see lot of progress on the ground I am not a military strategist

1:04:04 Really now, but I think I know enough to say airstrikes would not be a good idea and we have absolutely no Reason to believe anyone certainly Not the United States Anyone is considering that the progress that is being made on The ground by the forces who are trying to free free Somalia from the grip of al-shabaab Has to continue Yeah. Okay So let's look at some real news Witnesses say a drone crashed in a refugee camp in the Somali capital. Drones being used by the US to attack and observe Shabab, the Al-Qaeda linked group Navy SEALS now in Somalia She's such a fricking liar! She is such a liar And Somaliland Is going to be a huge boom Now We've got a couple of

1:05:04 It's interesting that we have Djibouti there, because from Djibouti we can basically cross the... This is all Sea of Aden. You know, so where I thought the Stargate was going to open up and fish would pop out a big blob of oil and gas is popping out. That's what's happening over there And we are all over this and Hillary Clinton is ensuring that we take what Bill couldn't do that stupid loser while he was screwing with that damn fat intern That's how she's thinking...I'm gonna show him how it's done! Watch me now, I'm gonna do it Yeah, so I started you might be around. I think that might actually be it Oh yeah And so I start looking at him up So I started looking around and this anadarko company all East Africa Houston based now I had can't make a connection between Anadarko

1:05:54 and the Clintons. I'm sure it's there. Let me read one thing because i've been looking at these guys, you got to have a link to the board of directors this is a who's who listen to the guy was the chairman of the board and CEO just his last paragraph former chairman of America yes Haskett yeah former chairman of America's natural gas alliance former chairman of the boarder of the federal reserve of Dallas Board of American Petroleum Institute National Petroleum Council a company called Boone's and floor. We know floor He was a former chairman and now board member the Houston Grand Opera the Welch Foundation for chemistry the business roundtable in the Trilateral Commission I'd have sex with it So so these companies if they do what's called an earnings conference call? Oh

1:06:42 Now, if you thought C-SPAN was boring then although... These are really bad. But sometimes it's hilarious especially because what happens is the company will make a statement and then they'll take questions and it's all controlled and they have their shills but there are always a couple of them that are all analysts I've been in these! And there's always some guy from some analyst that's following your company your stock he'll have some A-hole question And on the conference call everyone at the company is like, oh there's that douchebag again. Oh God here he comes shut him up But you got your own shills and it's all scripted and you have the right guys coming with the right questions now they're talking about natural gas and if you want to know

1:07:27 How bad it is, how these elites don't give a crap about you. I have a little clip here from a question about their gas exploration Now what is the problem with natural gas at the moment? The problem is its too cheap There's too much of it being found every which way and including our frackers Right, that's the Macellus Shale Oil. Macellus Shale I think is what it is... Is that the word? Macellius? We'll hear in a second So that is the real problem although of course its beautiful because let's face it

1:08:02 I mean, we could have really cheap energy prices. We could run our cars on gas. Gas is a great answer! It's much cleaner than oil? Is it not John? Yeah, it burns very clean and also actually for the amount of energy... And I've never looked at the calculation for this but I'm assured that actually gives us off less CO2 per BTU Now what is the current price per mega BTU I think it's like $2.50, something like that? It's under three dollars. Yeah it's about 240 I believe last time I looked. It was way down there So we need to jack this up and how do you change... Finding more of it sure ain't gonna help No but if you find more of it then what do you need to do to the competition

1:08:51 Well, you'd have to blow up their pipelines of course. Oh yeah we see that going on right so let's listen to the pipeline wars would be just like the telegraph wars in 1860s yes it is So here the question is hey man how come you guys aren't doing all that? Have you basically stopped with your fracking operations but I just need to know it's an analyst he wants to know you know at what price point of gas and this was for the Andarco Petroleum Corporation. Andarco Petroleum Corporation, at what price point of gas can you actually afford to frack it out on the ground? That's basically the question and then in some of your earlier questions he kind of talked or

1:09:31 around this is an analyst well independent have new gas prices to be higher Marcelo shale the greater gas prices were higher can when you think about capital allocation can you talk to what gas price it would take given okay so let me just talk about cats who's talking about when taught when it comes to where are you gonna put your money as a company at what price Does gas have to be per megabit you in order for you to do the miscellaneous oil? Gas all the opportunities you have in your portfolio For you to allocate more capital to some of the drier gas drilling and the Marcella from the Hainesville and independent sub or other parts of your entreport folio I

1:10:09 It just has to be higher. It gets worse. Brian, it's valid. I think as you can probably appreciate it is very basin specific and splay specific the types of things we need to see in gas price for drilling a deep water well in the Gulf of Mexico to produce through Independence Hub would be very different for the same economic equation in the Marcellus. Also, gas price discoveries. We're continuing to see that the basis is changing in the Marcellus from where it used to be relative to Henry Hubb. So I think we're monitoring those pretty darn closely. Today like many of our industry peers and certainly you've heard us talk in the past... ...we are moving more towards oily and liquids rich opportunities. Yeah! Like Mozambique? In order to survive a sub-$3 gas world

1:11:06 It's not attractive and I challenge very many places to be able to explain how you get positive wellhead economics at sub $3. The answer is just simply higher, it will be better but it's very basin-specific and in our case Given the portfolio that we've got and the ability to move capital around and not be dependent upon one or two types of plays, or being overly dependent on natural gas as a hydrocarbon product. You can see in our result that we have been trying where we can to move more liquids and oil opportunities I think you should expect that will continue to occur

1:11:46 And hopefully at some point, industry will start to see some balance between supply and demand. And he'll move back up the curve. Hello Lucifer? Can you blow up some pipelines because we can't do this man! We can't do this with a sub $3 gas price You can't do that! They gotta jack that up So if you look at their board of directors... ...you know something's going to happen and they're already working very hard on it particularly in Syria So this is all interconnected and of course the connector is Lucifer Clinton. She's all over this

1:12:27 So, oh by the way just as a little joke I found someone pointed me towards this website geocommons.com don't go to that i want you to go to set up a website so you can see the map GeoCommons.com is very cool because you could take data sets and I haven't had enough time to play with it but there's some existing data sets and you can basically mashup things together they have a lot of interesting datasets for instance Wouldn't it be fun to look at the an overlay of the pipeline in Iraq in 2008 and drone strikes carried out by the Bush administration So if you go to bush drones dot pipelines dot curry comm boom I just got a an error. That's not good. Why did that happen? Oh

1:13:29 Are you still there? Yeah, I'm here. I got Bush drone... plural. Hold on a second for some reason it didn't work what happened oh i see hold on a second is bush drones dot pipeline or pipelines hold on i gotta put a jpeg behind that there we go let's try again uh bush drones dot pipelines dot curry dot com Hmm doesn't seem to be working now. Yeah, I mean I got a drop box 404 here dotted things here Mm-hmm just get an index of oh no it's not connecting. No you're not doing it right bush pipeline Oh hold on a second. I see what the problem is fail Anyway crap the effect is gone. I'll fix that later You have the drawing of that yeah, and I think supposed to confuse the Borg

1:14:29 No, it's the I messed that up. Hold on a second. Oh, that's Dropbox Yeah, listen dry think I think it'll be fixed in a second here. Okay hit it again It's already Bush drones dot pipelines dot curry comm okay hit it again. It works now hitting so you see the pipeline Going through the Middle East there and do you see the drone strikes right on the pipeline all the way? to Lebanon I'm not getting anything. Okay, well anyway it's there

1:15:06 Well that is pretty funny. So this and I and this is only... This is what apparently Obama was never clued in on, and he's just using drones to actually kill combatants! Well so but that's why Hillary is stepping in. And who runs the drones? You see all of the US military is saying hey man you know we shouldn't we shouldn't uh you know when don't need to attack Iran they've got no bomb I don't think we should go into Syria. A page headline in New York Times All American agencies, all intelligence agencies say there's nothing going on in Iran. Stop talking about it! Right but who runs the drones? The CIA runs the drones

1:15:45 So, and the title of our previous episode was CIA versus NIA. DIA, Defense Intelligence Agency and that is exactly what's going on here because we have a great war machine we can go kick anyone's ass anywhere. F yeah! That's us. And what were trained to do is guard pipelines kill people along the pipelines But you know, it's like there has to be some proper incentive and we have got to have the right idea behind it. And its very hard so the Obama administration is just saying screw that! We've got the CIA just send your drones in there and then we don't need any Somalia no problem well hey you guys, Andarco no problem will take care of ya Now we have the friends of Syria Lucifer If the Assad regime refuses to allow this life saving aid to reach people in need

1:16:33 it will have even more blood on its hands. And so too, will those nations that continue to protect and arm the regime. Well you're bad! You evil Russian China! Now here's Obama! It is absolutely imperative for the international community to rally and send a clear message to President Assad that is time for transition there's time for that regime to move on and it is time to stop the killing of Syrian citizens by their own government. So this, of course is all intended to do a couple of things but this is all about stopping and blocking Russia

1:17:15 from using Syria as an extension of their blue stream pipeline, the Blue Stream 2. Well the question is because I think you're going to interpret this in a couple different ways but who is blowing up the Homs Pipeline? Is it Assad's people or other people? No its CIA operatives which we'd call them Al-Qaeda They are coming in they are blowing it up. See we want the airstrikes We want to go and blow all that stuff up because Russia They tried to put together, you know the

1:17:55 pipeline that would all go through Turkey and turkey is not a good player. Turkey is you know, Turkey is arrogant let's put it that way and no one really wants to be reliant upon Turkey and now that we have because if you look at where Syria is I mean Syria is right there on the same level as Cyprus. Cyprus has that Leviathan oil field so we don't want Russia sending the gas out through Syria, but we certainly don't want them to import that in. And this is where the big aha moment came because Russia was involved with the IPI and this is the Iran-Pakistan India pipeline also known as the peace pipeline how funny is that? Okay have you heard of this thing

1:18:52 No, not to any degree that I'm going to hear about it now. Yes so the IPI this really started many many years ago and it was completely backed by the Russians The gas coming from here comes Turkmenistan Now you have to know that Turkmenistan is where they have outside of Leviathan They have the mother load of natural gas And Iran wanted to, and if you look at the map to understand all this stuff. Iran wanted to pipeline this through Pakistan into India. You have India and Pakistan kind of neighbors. This is why Pakistan is very important now

1:19:43 United States, and this includes Bill Clinton Bush Hillary Lucifer Clinton They backed the TAPI pipeline. This is the Turkmenistan Afghanistan Pakistan India Pipeline also known as the 21st century Silk Road Does this ring a bell at all John? It's interesting. Let's listen to Ambassador Susan Rice, this is from episode 344 of the No Agenda Show.

1:20:32 Last week, Foreign Minister Rassoul German foreign minister Westerwelle and Secretary of State Clinton met with 27 of Afghanistan's neighbors and partners to advance their shared vision of a new Silk Road. Oh really? The New Silk Road This new silk road I'm gonna give you some more interesting names is planned to be built along the Herat-Kandahar Highway across western and southern Afghanistan. And this has to cross through a very important region in Pakistan known as, you're going see this in the news put it in the red book right now Balochistan I love these names Balochistan b-a-l-o-c-h-i-s-t-a-n Balochistan and its really important

1:21:26 That Balochistan is under control. So you watch there'll be some kind of new terror group in Balochistan and who's gonna go in there? And this isn't Pakistan, by the way, Balochistan You were gonna have troops in there because you know they're killing the people of Balochistan This is this is the pipeline The TAPI this is the pipeline that we went, the UNICAL pipeline I should point out. Yeah the one that goes way back before anything happened This is why it all happened It's 9-11 actually This is why 9-11 happened or at least 9-11 was used as the catalyst to get this going Now here's where there's a little kink in the cable Gwadar You gotta get a map People who are listening you have to look this up Gwadar Is very key

1:22:15 This is a port that was built by China the China's and how do you spell that? GW ad AR. Okay, so this is a key point in the different in the planning of the IPI the peace pipeline versus the TAP I So Gwadar cannot Fall into the wrong hands. God are is where the pipeline goes that Iranian pipeline goes right through there exactly Exactly, so who runs all the big gas companies in Turkmenistan This blew me away I didn't understand this but well you'd think Gazprom but apparently not no it is run by I'm just looking here my show notes buy an outfit called

1:23:17 Where is it here? It's run by Yusuf A. Maimon and it is the Maghreb group of companies. Yusuf A. Maimon, is a US educated Israeli and he owns 30% of all the Egyptian gas which is now of course not coming into Israel because all the pipelines were blown up And he has no part in the Leviathan oil field. How do you spell that? What? Magrev M-A-G-R-E-V I think it is, let me just check The book of knowledge doesn't care for that Maybe i'm saying it wrong hold on a second... I have the guy here um... What's the guys name? Maimon M-a-i-m-a-n M-a-i-m-a-n

1:24:23 So now Iraq, Iran and Syria just a couple months ago signed a 10 billion dollar gas deal which involves the construction of a 5 000 kilometer pipeline to transfer Iran's gas from the south par gas field to Europe via Iraq, Syria Lebanon and the Mediterranean. So we're seeing The real war is about whose gas is going to who with the two big kahunas being India on one hand and Europe on the other hand. And this is what this is all about. I don't even think it's about the gases, but about the transmission of the pipelines. Yeah, it's about the transmit because we know that there's no money in the gas at all.

1:25:12 But the price goes up if you A, have less gas which we don't so we have too much gas at least to make money off of it. So then it comes down to the transport and you don't want to put this thing on ships doesn't work that way. You've got to have pipelines. This is why Pakistan is our buddy This is why, because of the TAPI and this is why thousands of people what hundreds of thousands of people have died over this idiotic business which if we were all just kind of nice would be you know we could figure it all out. We could do business with each other instead we have to go and fight and kill each other so keep your eye on the TAPI in the warring factions in Israel itself

1:26:03 About who's going to transport what gas where and this is why the Russians they really want Syria They really want it because they can Try and claim some of that Leviathan, but they can also just bypass It's much shorter to go. It's shorter to go from Syria to Cyprus And there's a whole bunch of different pipelines in the planning but below his town is we're going to see the see the next Al-Shabaab, al Qaeda terrorist group so we can go in there and we can keep the pipeline safe. And this is all just in the past few months John where India has said oh okay we're not going to be a part of the peace pipeline alright uh... We'll just become apart of the TAPI The Turkmenistan Afghanistan Pakistan India Pipeline Who does that cut out? It cuts out Iran! Its perfect

1:27:05 And a lot of this, of course leads right back to Switzerland. Right back to our buddy Mark Rich. Crazy enough! So I was blown away when you really look at the map and i've made a couple more maps it's all in the show notes 386.nashownotes.com You'll see I've set up a pipelines curry calm for some reason that Bush drones didn't work But if you go to oil dot pipelines curry calm there, you can already see all of the oil pipelines. I'm still working on the gas pipelines but it's just it's Unbelievable that where all these American sold an international coalition but mainly American soldiers have died is along the new Silk Road and

1:27:51 It's that's where it is. It's all, it's all about the pipeline and in order for the CIA to protect the pipeline with their drones we take the poppies sell the drugs take that money and finance a CIA! It's a perfect scam! Well you got me I didn't know about this TAPI. I guess any flaws in this logic? No well the flaw is let me think People like Lucifer Hillary Clinton don't give a crap about people and they'll kill anyone in the process. And the crazy thing is when you can get the military in, who's the number one user of petroleum-based products in the United States? The military! It's like a self fulfilling prophecy You know it's like we gotta go protect that and then send our number one customer in. Its just beautiful its just beautiful

1:28:49 All we have to do to fleece the American public is come up with some kind of bullcrap Terror scheme and we just keep merging them in so now a Taliban is al-qaeda Al Shabaab is now al-qaeda who else is gonna be al-qaeda. It's all al-qaeda They're all terrorists everyone is there terrorist and that that warrants the use of force To go and play our games And Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and George Bush Sr. and Jr., they're running a lot of it Because all the did you see the latest reports about sexual assaults in Syria? By the soldiers, did you get that one? Do you have a clip now I just got to get it clipped. I got it was on the radio and it was driving around my car But it was like is exacting they don't even there's so insulting They don't even bother change the playbook they don't even try It worked before why won't it work again? I can just see the meeting now worked before nobody said anything about it. It's the mayor have

1:29:48 group of companies M-E-R H A V Merhav, Merhav Group Mike Echo Romeo Hotel Alpha Victor Merhav Don't look at their website because that's not going to help you anything. And so there is an Israeli guy U.S educated Cornell who owns basically owns all of Turkmenistan processing and pipe pumpage Oh, here we go. US Congressman denies CIA behind balochist... oh there's a resolution! Here we go. Just hot off the wire I hadn't even said it and already it's coming through well check this out The purpose is that we have a resolution House Foreign Affairs Committee member Dana Rohrbacher from California surprise

1:30:43 who launched a congressional resolution calling for self-determination for Balochistan. Uh huh! The purpose of the resolution is to create much needed dialogue about Pakistan and Balochistan, and that's what it has done so that's very nice. Oh boy... Fantastic! Balochistan And don't forget Tajikistan Now it's hard for us to think about all these names because just like whatever, but if you look at the map and you see where all this stuff is placed. It makes so much sense All of a sudden the world just... And so everything you see particularly if Hillary Clinton's involved You know that its benefiting some oil or gas company somewhere and we're in our kids are boys and girls are being sent off to the sand To die For this

1:31:40 Now granted, you can look at it two ways. You can say that's horrible or you can say she is doing her job extremely well which is to represent the interest of the United States but this just depends on what side of the coin your on Well the question is, Is she representing the interest of the United States? If your are on their right side which would be that side you just described Does it mean she's actually representing the interests of the United States when we're, right now we are under heavy scrutiny by the TSA? Well who is the United States? Excuse me. These onerous laws that never end... The United States is the corporations! The United States is not We the People. Well that's you have to say that it's a different group It's not the people. It is a few kind of hidden interests

1:32:32 Hidden it's not even hidden. It's not even hidden you just have to look at the map to understand that its hidden from the public Thanks to the media yes, it's hidden. I don't care what you say its hidden yeah Okay, it's hidden in plain view let's put it that way hidden in plain view plain sight Yes, plain sight so we have So apparently Rohrabacher is the in the foreign affairs subcommittee on oversight. Mm-hmm Yeah, this guy I've seen his name's cropped up before he's obviously a stooge to some operations out of Manhattan Huntington Beach now who who is the right now the big supplier to India when it comes to natural gas? Well, I would think it'd be Russia Iran Okay through that pipeline Yes The one that runs through Baluchistan

1:33:30 Which we're now trying to have a revolution so you can cut that pipeline off. Are you with me? And then as for Obama, of course the people or the rebels, or the Shal-Shabab or Al Qaeda in Afghanistan... We just happened to hit that pipeline with a couple of... Oops! Sorry In January 2010 the United States asked Pakistan to abandon the IPI, the peace pipeline. Peace pipeline and do you remember we had so many different Secretaries of Defense and who was the other guy? Who is it that said Afghanistan will bomb you back to the Stone Age wasn't that Armitage

1:34:19 I thought it was, I thought that was actually what's his name? Is that Rummy? Yeah. I think it was really yeah. Rummy right so that's but that's how we do it and then you go to Pakistan if you look We're going to give you five billion dollars a year and for you to fight these A-holes who are trying to build a competing pipeline protect our pipeline And you know and that becomes income So if someone said to me, Adam I want you to make sure there's no coyotes here up here on the hill. You gotta shoot them here is $5,000 a year What am i going to do at the end of that year? Oh man hard to keep the coyotes out. I need some more money I gotta keep going because these coyotes man they keep coming and thats what this is! And who's paying for that Exactly

1:35:21 You and me. And the cost of a gallon of gas? Well, that's my point exactly paying for it So keep your eye on Balochistan I guarantee you is going to be in the news and it's the poor people of Balochistan Oh those poor people oh we have to save them We have to save them from the evil terrorists Tajikistan That was also isn't that in World Of Warcraft 18 or something It might be Yeah because you know The guys who are all know this stuff I have to say Baluchistan is quite the place to go visit for photos. It's gorgeous! These places are, that's the problem is these are all beautiful places. And a blow up station there it's just the coolest looking thing and just old-fashioned and you know one of these boneheads is gonna blow shit out of it just out of the blue.

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2:00:10 All right, you're currently engaged? Yes I am. Play the Bill Maher clip and I have a question for you. Okay...Ready... Recently wrote about do they call them management rings where in the past of course when somebody got engaged the man gave the woman the ring and then she would show it and you know i've had girls to that hi how are you And now girls want a man to wear a ring to show that he's marked, that he had his leg pissed on. Exactly right! These are engagement rings for men and they're called man-gagement rings. Man-gagement? Yeah and 5% of men are now wearing man-gagement rings and a lot of women feel like it is unfair that they're off the market once their wearing an engagement ring

2:01:02 The guy is, for all intents and purposes still on the market until he actually gets married. Okay what is your question? Do you have a man-gagement ring? So let me say something about the man-gagement ring Well besides that it sounds particularly gay, especially coming from this guy. And by the way if somebody's wearing an engagement ring doesn't mean they're off the market No! This is what I was going to say so... Sometimes it makes them on the market Before I even asked Mickey she gave me her mother's wedding ring which fits my finger perfectly and she is wearing her father's wedding ring both of them deceased

2:01:43 And so we have been, I've been man-gaged for a while. But let me tell you the minute I put my man-gagement ring on and I got a lot of interest! This is what's astounding women will actually come up to me and start talking to me like oh are you married engaged? So it's a good thing this man-gagement. So you in fact are one of the 5% males Wearing a man gaugement ring. Well, it's not really a man gaugement ring because I was wearing it before Before we were engaged so I'm just It's uh, she it's like her mark of peeing on me as Bill Maher would say bill Maher by the way if you missed it This is his stand-up for Yahoo and this is part of Obama's campaign here's how it works yahoo needs to put some money into the coffers of the president and

2:02:44 for a whole bunch of reasons. Silicon Valley is way in the president's pocket so they pay Bill Maher $1,000,000 to do his stand-up televised on Yahoo and then here's what he does Tonight announced a donation to the Obama Super PAC which has the very unfortunate tongue twister name Priority USA Action I know it was named by Borat but tonight i would like to give that pack million dollars

2:03:21 Can't anyone see this obvious scam? Bill Maher didn't take a million dollars out of his own bank account. I mean, he's stupid but not that stupid Exactly No He got a million dollars from Yahoo and then he comes out with the giant check on stage Wooo look here you go This is uh... My-I'm giving it to Obama super PAC Bill Maher You are a DOOSHBAG Yeah good catch What's the second ask Adam Well this is a little more complicated Um Play the clip and then I'll ask you the question.

2:04:06 It's just absolutely shameful. Outrage today over Whitney's open casket photo from New York at the View to the LA premiere of John Carter, to the Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon, to CBS This Morning host Gail Keane who was a guest at Whitney's funeral I say shame on The National Enquirer for doing it, shame on us for buying it You know the bigger question is how did they get the picture clearly somebody that it was sold for money very few people had access to that room So you figure family members, and I hope and pray it wasn't a family member. I don't think it was security people And people that work at the funeral home and because the access was so restricted they will be able to figure out who it is I think The salaciousness and the... Do I have to listen to the whole thing for the question? It's almost over Uh..it shows who aren't real journalists You know

2:04:57 And if people bought it, shame on them. I just think that's disrespectful to someone's family. An issue that should be left up to the family and her loved ones and i don't think it should be made a public spec- Alright what is the question? The question is, you think it's a bad thing that they put...that somebody took who has because everyone carries cell phones now that somebody took a picture of an open casket and put in in magazine or publication? I mean what's the big deal. I encourage this and as you know I am a huge proponent of televising prisoners who are put to death. I think it would be fantastic show

2:05:36 a great reality show, and you can even do cliffhangers for commercials and all that. You know like will the governor call? Will he get his day of execution? I'm all for this! I am all for this. I think this is very good I find no fault at all. I don't see why they say this bet, you know... I didn't get the big fuss unless they were just trying to promote The Inquirer Well duh! Yeah when everybody gets paid to promote stuff on these shows but it just seemed like It was completely baffled by this it was like who cares she's dead well we don't want you thinking about pipelines and stuff that's the basic idea

2:06:20 And it's an open coffin, in other words people get to see in there. Why can't we see a picture? We weren't invited! I just found the whole storyline to be pathetic. Sorry... No that's okay. Okay let me top this with you. Alright top it. You're clutching his straws here John. A couple of Calibanis busted into some offices and killed a couple guys. We know that right? Big story. Do it all the time And of course now everyone's bailing out. They're leaving you know they're Avoiding the compound because nobody'd figure how this guy got in there is no real what are you talking about? I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about about this assassination of two Americans inside the foreign affairs at the embassy. I know nothing about this

2:07:04 No, I'm looking at pipelines all day. What? I can't pay attention to Taliban. Well let me get you up. I'm gonna go find a link so i can bring you up to speed on the story and then I'm going to let YOU talk now Well you find the link yeah, well Crap all right because I didn't know that you didn't know about the story so and I gotta find you something to brief yourself I knew nothing about the story. Oh The big scandal really yeah, they got some guys were in I gotta get the building name Yeah They would somebody got the Taliban took credit for this assassination of a couple of just

2:07:41 We don't really know who they were, but I think we have a clue who they were based on this piece of kind of one obscure clip that i have and I've never heard anybody else talk about this. But anyway go on with something else get back to in a second Well you know here's what happens is like I kick back, I'm relaxing...I'm like okay and this is all good um okay then let me go back Some people are saying it was because the Quran burning there was big deal You know about that? Yeah, how could I miss that. Well this is part of it you know and the whole part of the Quran burning the reason why the president had to apologize Afghanistan's our partner in the TAPI pipeline That's why hey man i'm sorry i'm sorry just go just let us continue building the pipeline i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry didn't mean it we didn't mean no harm you know We tricked all our people into thinking that Muslims are

2:08:32 And the Quran is bad, and you know sometimes we got to reign everybody back in we got a control all that stuff I'm sorry about that. Yeah now let's get back to the pipeline Let's build it India's waiting That's why I went to India remember I went to India I went there to talk about them they convinced those guys to sign on to the TAPI and give up The peace pipeline, that's why was there? I'm sorry. I'm a busy man. I gotta play some golf You got the article now? Yeah, there's a couple articles on it. And then finally I think they are getting to the fact here which is... play the clip from Al Jazeera France 24. Ooh! Which used to be a really respected news network It's actually still good but you don't get to see it much

2:09:16 NATO has recalled all staff working in government departments in Afghanistan's capital, Kabul. It is after two US troops were shot dead within the interior ministry. The Taliban's acclaimed responsibility is saying it's revenge for the burning of Qurans at a NATO airbase. While the U.S. has condemned the killings, Baatza correspondent in Washington Phil Crowther says the goverment staying tight-lipped about the circumstances of the shooting. We're getting very little from the Department of Defense here in Washington. They are very much leaving this over to the ISAF, the International Security Assistance Force in Afghanistan. We haven't got the identity of those two US service members yet though there is quite a lot of talk now about their ranks being Colonel and Major Now that would be quite significant Those are very high ranks and maybe that was to be expected considering this incident happened

2:10:14 at the inside of the interior ministry. Now it is, of course very very difficult indeed to stage an attack right on the inside of that ministry uh... very highly protected it as well meaning that maybe an insider was responsible for this but we are still waiting for the ranks of those killed and Okay, anyway so the point is that they never mentioned this in the mainstream media that it was a current major No, these are like any normal thing where some nut ball just starts shooting at people I can tell you exactly what this is good. Yeah This is there's a couple guys You know remember? This is the assistance force the assistance force to assist in the building of the pipeline and

2:10:54 And people are not stupid who are sitting there. You know, the Marines... I went to Iraq so you know that I know what it's like Not Afghanistan but it is similar These guys aren't stupid and girls they know what's going on Like wait a minute We're shipping the drugs to CIA The CIA is protecting the pipelines I'm sick and tired of this crap There's nothing to do with it! I am not gonna send my troops out there anymore These guys went rogue That's a possibility. I think that's what happened to McChrystal, by the way. I still believe that when we first started discussing it. Yeah there are patriots! You need to get the hell out of there. There are patriots you know? There is still some around and yeah...you get fired or fired on. Or do what McChrystal did which was get yourself kicked out. Yeah call The Rolling Stone dude write us right a hit piece on me now

2:11:47 Because if you don't hear you quote, you can quote me now the president's a douchebag Yeah, I'm a douchebag quote-quote here call it in. Here's the phone use my cell phone use my satellite phone Now that that's exactly what's going on We we're gonna talk about The Keystone pipeline and one of our producers emailed us did you catch that email? No, I missed it. I didn't get a Keystone Pipeline thing Yeah So he said well this is of course because Obama's deal with Buffett Oh the Buffett yeah i did get that yes Burlington Northern no it's uh... It's yeah Buffetts got it all locked up He has got the transportation over the rails where those tanks have gas and he has got the pipeline angle yeah no Buffets amazing I also figured out Kosovo Alright

2:12:41 Now you heard, this wasn't in the news a lot but let's just see what the headlines are. If we go to Kosovo I'll just type in Kosovo and Google and see what comes up on the News tab Let's see...I'm gonna hit News here. Let's see with that main headline is Kosovo Serbia reached deal on two key issues U.S welcomes Kosovo agreement with Serbia." Now what do you think all of this is about? I mean, when you think about this, you immediately think, oh man it's religious right?! It's about Muslims and that same stuff we went in and bombed them for during the Clinton era! Let me just see what Boston dot com says... So they say they reached a deal on two key issues.

2:13:28 Serbia, a one-time province of Kosovo reached an agreement Friday. Two key issues were the agreements allow Kosovo to represent itself in international conferences and spell out the technical details of how Serbia and Kosovo will manage their joint borders and border crossings sounds pretty good right? The EU foreign policy chief. Hi, Representative Ashton! An enlargement commissioner... What an enlargement? That's a great title. Hi I'm your enlargement commissioner. What?! Yeah. Stefan Fuehl. Welcome to the agreement. Get that thing away from me. So here is what it really about This is about the AMBO pipeline This pipeline pumps Caspian oil from the Bulgarian port Burgas

2:14:15 through Macedonia to the Albanian port of Vlora and from there it goes to Rotterdam for shipment to the United States. Ah, good! Yeah so it's important It's a 1.1 billion dollar pipeline which has now been agreed to apparently and it was operational And everyone is all happy now So I guess everyone got their payoffs in the enlargement The enlargement commissioner came in and said, hey I just enlarge your bonus. And that's why High Representative Ashton and Lucifer Clinton were conspiring together and basically they just had to pay off the right people. That's what that whole Kosovo-Serbia thing has always been about you are led to believe the massacres! Killing people, massacre is horrible but no...that's not what it's about It's about the AMBO pipeline

2:15:13 So the New York Times had an interesting article on It was an interesting military article about how the military is screwing the soldiers of course This is nothing new in the United States right, but this one. Is kind of interesting because his woman who was went to Afghanistan Found a document that actually pointed out that This is going on let me just read for it's called personality disorders the name of the article and And it says the Times today writes about new quote and apparently in New York Times has all the documents no questions about an old issue whether the military manipulates psychiatric diagnosis either to save money or just swiftly discharge service members It does not want yeah, it's like here's how goes

2:15:56 Man, that guy's talking crazy about pipelines and stuff. We better say he's nuts! Get him out! The reason you want... it does two things one it gets you out and they found a document where the commander specifically asked for a diagnosis of personality disorder That means they don't have to pay your retirement or any benefits It's worth it! It saves you a lot of money Personality disorder is always a pre-existing condition so the army's not responsible Oh really? And everybody who has post-traumatic stress syndrome, they're usually rediagnosed as personality disordered kicked out of the army and they're essentially homeless on the street. When you run into these bums on the street your running to people in military that screwed over They are actually the smartest guy in the room because they gotta get out of this Well...you could do that but it's like be nice if he had some benefits

2:16:49 Yeah, anyway. It's just a common thing going on hmm I thought it was interesting because they really got into great detail about this and nothings come of it Of course, it doesn't get into the mainstream if it's New York Times is the mainstream media nobody picked it up well that is the same New York Times who in the past month twice has And I have the articles here and there also in the show notes 386 at any shown us calm has smeared critics terrorists and this is very significant because the New York Times sets the pace for the news right? Yeah, they're the ones that's the paper of record in everybody. Anyone who has worked in broadcasting especially small markets they know that essentially get their news stories from The New York Times and no one else They don't do any original anything So February 22nd story about Qader Adnan

2:17:39 He's a Palestinian who is on hunger strike, who was challenging the Israeli practice of holding prisoners without trial. Here is what was printed in The New York Times An Israeli official speaking on the condition of anonymity called the deal over Mr. Adnan a workable arrangement, we face the dilemma," The official said on one hand, We do not want any harm to come to him or the wider danger and then in other hand it is not healthy to set a precedent that every time a Palestinian terrorist goes on hunger strike he gets out of jail free pass." And they're just writing that verbatim So the guy who was on hunger strike is so now if you don't eat your a terrorist

2:18:23 On, let's see two weeks ago. This is a report the story about the Bureau of investigative journalism Is this a credible outfit? I think that you get some good material from them So they had to report about CIA drone strikes targeting funerals and so The Times of course cites an anonymous US official because you know You don't have to protect your sources just anyone that says something to you in the hallway A senior counter-terrorism official speaking on the condition of anonymity questioned the report's findings, saying quote targeting decisions are the product of intensive intelligence collection and observation. The official added one must wonder why an effort that has so carefully gone after terrorists who plot to kill civilians has been subjected to so much misinformation let's be under no illusion

2:19:17 There are a number of elements who would like nothing more to malign these efforts and help Al-Qaeda succeed, thereby saying that the Bureau of Investigative Journalism is aligned with al Qaeda. That's The New York Times John! Well this group is out of England I don't know what the... well not defending The New York Times I'm just saying that they are the paper record and people can pick up what they want out it in terms of other media companies that they have not picked up on the story about the army is seems to be dubious to me I'm not saying and I think the Times's I'm nothing accurate or inaccurate about a lot of these stories are there not doing a bunch of brainwashing because they obviously are yeah i mean we know it with me that's what we talk about on this show well I'm trying to find I'm trying to find video this there was a see the see where this guy is

2:20:20 Lawyer for the Pentagon. What's this guy's name? Jeh Johnson never heard of that name jeh jeh, what's your name Jeff Jeff? Yeah, what is it you got Tourette's man yeah? Yes your name. What is it? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? What what is it? Yeah? Yeah, so he was speaking at the where was he speaking I tried to find this on C-Span It wasn't there or let me find just a look at the article oh He was doing a speech, I think at some university or something. He was recruiting obviously so he is uh this is also a story from the New York Times by the way Yale, Yale Law School and here's his quote belligerents remember that word it's very important you'll see it popping up more in the news belligerent who also happen to be US citizens do not enjoy immunity where non-citizen belligerent are valid military objectives

2:21:26 So this is the guy who determines if you get black bagged and or droned. He's a lawyer, and he's saying you got no standing If your belligerent I need to look up the definition of belligerent as we speak yeah We had it's very important um do you have it? I'll look up Apple's version in their built-in dictionary which is always funny because that's another ministry of truth In the Merriam-Webster it means waging war specifically belonging to or recognized as a state of war and protected by and subject to the laws of War. Incline to, or exhibiting assertiveness hostility or combativeness

2:22:09 That's definition number two. So both, so it's both the belligerent means of war you know somebody in the process of waging war and the other one means some guy who is argumentative Examples of belligerent he was drunk and belligerent Ah there ya go if your drunk The coach became quite belligerent and spat at an umpire after being thrown out of the game Don't spit on me bro or I'll drone ya It took very little alcohol, another quote. Take very little alcohol to make him belligerent and he became even more thuggish and incoherent when he threw in a few sleeping pills as well." That's a quote from Christopher Hitchens Interesting. So if you're drunk, it means drunks. Synonyms? Yeah well there you have it synonym aggressive, agonistic, argumentative is assaultive bellicose Wait a minute! It's ticking all my boxes here Chippy combative I'm chippy Chippy combative confrontational contentious discordant disputatious feisty

2:23:09 gladiatorial, militant, pugnacious quarrelsome scrappy truculent and warlike and on the warpath. Truculent? Yeah it means belligerent good word So belligerent means just about any normal person. Yeah! Under some circumstance they will be belligerent But I think you and I in particular tick all those boxes Except for the drunk part... I got that pugnacious thing down Coralsome, that would be you Yes? Uh... yes Chippy, you're totally chippy I'm chippy And confrontational argumentative, yeah Hey son pull over Did i see you being chippy over there Put your hands on the car Chippy

2:23:56 We're so screwed. So let me lay some crackpot crap on you for a minute um to this Lord Blackheath Video oh yeah, we're back on that guy well I'm having great find by the way Well it's not like it's hard to find because everyone's freaking out about this You know in the real media online and people like hey what's going on here? The Real Media Twitter! On the tweeters and Here's what's interesting People are making connections between this $15 trillion and the, I guess the general accusation is this money was stolen. And this money was used

2:24:40 It was this money was used to prop up the entire banking sector worldwide. That's the and it came through the The Treasury, the Federal Reserve went to the Royal Bank of Scotland USBC And is propping up Europe and but the money was essentially stolen and This is a big scam and that stuff is gonna start coming out and there's actually a group called the white hats Yeah go figure little brother yeah I know But the connection is now being made between this money and the literal flood of resignations in the banking sector. So without making any connections, let's just go through the list and then you tell me something isn't up." Of course we have Zolik he's the president of The World Bank He resigned

2:25:35 Then we had the six trillion dollars in so-called fake US bonds in Italy. We had a couple of arrests, we've had four priests charged in the Vatican banking scandal The chief financial officer of the New Zealand ANZ bank resigns amid turmoil I'm just reading headlines Nicaraguan central bank head quits amid row Switzerland's Central Bank Chief resigns That's Philip Hildebrandt. Credit Suisse private bank chief Asian economist Tan resigns, then of course we had Merkel's president Christian Wolff resigned but that was you know over his extramarital bullcrap whatever. Rumors that Blankfine will be out at Goldman Sachs. Chairman Giles quits the Virginia National Bank after quarrel with other directors

2:26:31 New Zealand Reserve Bank Governor Alan Ballard to step down. Korea Exchange Bank Chief steps down, Head of Russian Bank Regulator steps down... This is all in February! AJK Executive, bank executive steps down Saudi Hollandi Bank Managing Director quits Slovenia's two biggest banks CEOs stepped down It just goes on and on What do you attribute this to? I mean it sounds to me when you start seeing these guys dropping like flies on their own cognizance. The thing was that there's been a huge scam... Yeah and something fell, it didn't work! Societe Generale's investment banking chief steps down They did something part of the giant scheme that failed they ended up getting chewed out in the boardroom then they've all stepped down had been told to by someone

2:27:25 Saunderson, the chief of Saunderson another huge banking advisory firm steps down. Resignations for China's banks... Now the other possibility is just the opposite. Tell me. The 15 trillion dollars did the scam went through they all cashed out and they're leaving Think it's a combination. I think They went through they already got the money and now they're out because this you know Oh crap that black heath douchebag He had to read all of it go on in under the house of Lords, I think they're all just going out and their disappearing Yeah, there's guys scattering there you go Kuwaiti central bank chief resigns

2:28:13 It just goes on and on. Royal Bank of Scotland's Australian head resigns, Iran central bank manager resigns... it doesn't stop! I'd like to have that Interpol software that does all this connective stuff you just put all these names in there and then it starts to draw a matrix of who contacts who or the general who they-you know they're who calls who essentially yeah it's an amazing piece of software if you've ever seen it Yeah dream-have you seen it? Yeah, when did you see that? When did you get a size years ago when I was at some meeting in London real index inner pole guy showed it It was like holy crap. Do you hang out with the work and why it was so interesting hanging out with the Inner Poster's name in and you figure who the kingpin Was you were hanging out with the inner pole guy well he was presenting to a group of us. That's cool

2:29:03 I don't get anything cool like that. You could see obviously what it did, it created a network and then the network gave up told you what was going on by all this information essentially Google's doing that to us as we speak So um... Oh yeah of course thats exactly what Google is doing so I know I don't know if course I don't know exactly whats going on or anybody else but I think that is very interesting to see all these major muckety-mucks scattering I mean I think your right thats basically were scattering Pretty crazy. Um, hey good news John! Good news. Gotta end on a happy note here Looks like uh... we've figured it out and we've solved all of the ticks in Leroy

2:29:49 It's all fixed now. Oh, it just ended? It's done and you'll never guess what we had to do I mean here is Dr Drew Pinsky the former crack head who now runs a crack institute and is meant to lie on television to ya Another reason for the ticks was offered Pandas or Pediatric Autoimmune Neuropsychiatric Disorder which is associated with strep and other infections Those treated with antibiotics are ones that seem to be showing improvement Antibiotics! That's all it took. Oh, there you have it. Antibiotics and of course we don't see these girls on television because now we can't show them on TV because that- You showed them before when they had the tics No no no I know we cant see em when they look normal a couple of those girls might be pretty Because...noooo...that'd be pretty is that what you said? Yeah. No we cant show that Of course not Can't do that because ya know that makes the tics worse

2:30:47 So and you know, the news organization said we're standing firm with the advice. We'll keep reporting on this! Let me guess macadamias? No I'm gonna challenge you to this these are Tim's cascade style potato chips And i don't think you can find a better chip A crunchier That sounds like an outstanding product No, Texas not known for its potato chips. We do have great olives though we have fantastic...we have a lot of olive making going on here Olives I should bring some olives on the show next time for Show & Tell for our outstanding product segment I want to thank Kerry Lutz who's one of our followers and producers Lutz...producers are Lutz Assets Management He got into Linguisa

2:31:53 found that in Jersey at Newark which is a large Portuguese population there's a company called Lopes linguiça, Lopes sausage and they make a very credible linguiça. I had he had sent me some And I now have decided that there's probably pockets of quality linguisa being made around the United States, and I'd like our producers to clue me in on some of these. And I'm gonna put up a webpage on the best linguisa in the United States. Fantastic! That sounds very nice. The Euro.

2:32:34 Just a couple of headlines what's going on with the eurozone get mo nation Euro land Germany is sending 300 tax collectors as a part of the troika's mission to make sure that the bankers get paid To Greece, so I think they'll be armed as well Reports now three hundred German taxes. Yeah, this is the way the king used to do it yeah just send your Tax collector It's exactly it's exactly there and kicks some ass yeah And get that money damnit So here's what in the background, what happened how the United States of Gitmo Nation helped bail out Greece. And this is basically your money going to the bankers. The Fed did a swap and you see that euro going up right? The euro all of sudden ticked up like 34 yeah like five cents or something it's big when you're talking big numbers. The Federal Reserve did an overnight swap

2:33:31 with the European Central Bank. In other words, we'll give you some dollars and we'll take some of them euros." And it was about two trillion dollars worth which they essentially pumped that money into the European banks and we don't know which ones because of course we can audit the Federal Reserve and by the time that money comes back they're gonna have a nice little profit on it! The Federal Reserve is of course a bunch of banks But we don't know don't and not in a lot of know which banks, but that's just commercial banks. So they took our money and Gave that to the European banks and in the process might it made a hand? What is five Cents on two trillion dollars lots Yeah my calculator didn't go that far something for our friends there and get more nation lowlands word is out as I promised unfortunately It isn't hat it is indeed happening This is from The Wall Street Journal

2:34:29 Bad news, they're expecting the Dutch economy to contract 0.9% this year looks like they're going to be in big trouble why is the consumption so weak? Well because The Netherlands has very high household debt due mainly to large Dutch mortgages. Most of the people in Gitmo Lowlands mortgage their homes at 125% of the home's purchase price back in the boom." Oh, that's kind of high! Well now it is going to be closer to 175%. All these homes are underwater I've been saying this for so long that the Dutch are always like, we don't have to worry you stupid Americans We're all good here and there's no work

2:35:14 I mean there's work but there's no extra work and there's no wage increases because all that is tightly controlled in the socialist state of the European Union known as Gitmo Nation Lowlands. So you think it is going to be a property collapse in Holland? Oh yeah, oh yeah! It's gonna be very bad. You have no... people don't they're hiding at The Dutch are very good They keep their curtains to their home always open. I remember moving in 1972 moving to The Lowlands And it was always amazing. Like you'd walk past people's houses, you'd see them there watching TV or making dinner and they're just completely open the Dutch are always like, Hey, you can look in my house I'm very, I have nothing to hide basically look at mine is very cultural and um so when they're doing poorly they will pretend that they have nothing to hide and everything's great this is why the dutch love Facebook So they can tweet about their vapid lives and say things like

2:36:10 Hey, look at this great sandwich I just made. Snap! Hey...I can't believe it! I'm in the sun! Look how beautiful my life is awesome This is why Facebook is actually very important. I thought that Dutch were against bragging But no, it's only saying my life. They don't say like hey I got a million dollars Like look at how fantastic my life is! I'm great everything's fan and we did this It's catching on you know if you look at Facebook evapid waste of space that's what it is It's a place where people go to say I'm fine, i'm great. Nothing wrong with me and put up motivational posters Yeah That's what it is! That's what it is! I am not going to argue the point. I am not a big fan of the whole idea. I think people could spend their time doing better things Yeah like actually enjoying life yeah getting out of house, get off the computer Stop looking at pipeline maps Curry Uh...I do have to give big props too uh... The Irish President Higgins

2:37:17 It seems like Ireland this guy seems pretty good. This Higgins dude, I'm liking him hmm he went to Gitmo Gitmo East and he said I don't like this treaty This is a new compact that Europe is now being pulled together and they're basically redoing the Lisbon Treaty with all the things they wanted it there in the first place. We had to have, you know, good crisis and then oh we have to have central taxing and integrate and harmonize he's saying I don't like this and I want a referendum. I'm not just going to go ahead with signing off on it this is causing quite... It's raising some eyebrows in the Labour Party

2:37:57 It's raising some eyebrows. So good on you green people, you leprechauns! This guy looks like a leprechaun by the way. He's pretty funny. Maybe he is maybe it's related Yeah it was funny because someone from Ireland sent me a... Sent me a YouTube video and said this guy is great You should really listen to him so I watched the speech Actually I had it in my... Oh what's going on? That's weird I uh, have actually trashed it but imagine it's 1.30 at night and I've been looking at pipelines all day and I'm watching the speech to hear what the Irish president has to say and this is it. Doctor treating them says they suffered from- Oops! Wrong one where is it? Uh... Hey What?! This one Conversion Oh well That was great How did that happen? That was a way to- thats a way to rap! Ah im sorry Male Nah

2:39:01 Here we go. I'll try one more time. Now the president-elect Michael D Higgins. For a second, i'm like wait a minute...I just got to focus you know? I know I can understand this. Dude! What is that? Is that Gaelic?! How would I know? It's great. It sounds awesome! I love that, I gotta learn that language Yeah you do Sorry it was a long way to go for that but

2:40:03 It was the Shaggy Dog ending. Yes, all right you got something better? No well I do have something let's see what i have yeah I'm sure you got something we gotta get out of here. I closed it. I gotta get back to my pipelines. Let's see...I got Sharia Judge no I got uh I got one here! I got a clip play Paging Pee Wee Harmon You rebel scum! Wow, what a voice. Do you mind reading this for me? Paging Mr. Herman...Mr. Pee-wee Herman I found my bike! What is that?! Ha ha! What is that!? It's a clip from the family guy tribute to the Star Wars series

2:40:54 And that's exactly the way it played. I clipped it, I said...I just wanted a little Pee Wee Herman clip, a paging Mr. Herman clip and then I said you know what? I think I'm just going to take this whole thing because Adam is going to play some lame ass clip at the end of the show and he runs out of steam. I just know it so I can outlame him with this clip from this particular episode of Family Guy. No! And I was right. Nope nope. I think I can outlame you I think, okay. I think i can outlame you hold on yeah but you're digging no i was planning hold on a second i just got to get it from the uh here we go here it is

2:41:40 Adam Curry, Vox Agency Old Navy T-shirts infomercial. Now this is great! This is another audition because I'm trying to make ends meet here at Camp MoFo They're doing a...I could probably get sued for this but they're going to do an infomercial about the best tea ever and in the commercial Mr Tea actually will be in the commercial And I auditioned for this in hopes of getting some big national gig that will pay for my gasoline T-shirts, t-shirts, t-shirts, t-shirts. They're boxy! They're scratchy! They're either too baggy... Too tight to Miami or just too darn ironic How do you like that huh John? Uh plain lemonade stand on Stossel

2:42:27 We gotta get out of here, this is getting bad. What's more American than opening a lemonade stand? Would you like some lemonade? Yes please! Who's first? Thank you very much. Oh thank you so much. Appreciate it. For years kids have set up stands like this but today watch out the police may bust you I was like really scared because i didn't know what was going to happen. We were just selling lemonade in our front yard for about three days and the third day the police decided to shut us down. Their mom heard the police yelling, and I could hear them from inside my house

2:43:03 yelling at them, girl you have to shut the lemonade stand down. It made me want to open my own stand here in Fox's front yard there is a cop over there will the police bust me? There are so many vague laws that everybody arguably could be caught up in it lawyer Harvey Silverglate says America's avalanche of new laws this is just what the feds added last year makes criminals of just about all of us. Every citizen arguably could be shown to have violated some regulation in these stacks and that's the danger to liberty The police never told these girls why they were shut down My husband stopped at the city hall to try to find out

2:43:47 And the city official laughed at him and said, really? They shut your lemonade stand down. And he says yeah I'd like to see what law I'm breaking she didn't even know Eventually the police chief explained We're not aware of how the lemonade was made who made the lemonade or what then lemonade was made with we understand you guys are young It's a Santorum I tell ya. This woman whose name, police chief Kelly Morningstar who is a... I don't know how to describe her Hey everybody it's Hot Rockin' C-100 Kelly Morningstar with you everybody How are you doing? She looks like a bull dyke. I'm a bull dyke! Hey! Kelly Morningstar And she is a douchebag please play the douche bag thing. DOUCHEBAG!!! Hey everybody Kelly Morningstar Well John, its all irrelevant my friend as long we know what going on and as long as I got my gun

2:44:40 I'm sorry, didn't mean to be... What was the word? No no. The word for belligerent. Chippy! Didn't mean to be chippy on ya. Okay we'll have more on Thursday i'm sure and you'll be finding stuff I can already see email coming in people sending me all kinds of notes about Balochistan Just sounds good, doesn't it? No Agenda Producer Update coming up on the stream here at noagendastream.com so make sure you stay tuned for that and we don't have to refresh our radios anymore which is nice thank you Mr. Oil and Sir Gitmo Slave And John thank you always a pleasure Always a pleasure for me

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