Episode 325 · Thursday, 28 July 2011

Axis of Abuse

White House rhetoric reaches a fever pitch as the administration navigates debt ceiling triggers, international missile failures, and the fallout from the ATF Fast and Furious scandal.

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The No Agenda Show · No. 325

About this episode

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney invoked the Holocaust this week by comparing federal debt ceiling payment prioritizations to Sophie’s Choice. As Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner pushes a two-tiered framework involving automatic spending triggers, Carney admitted the administration intentionally leaks specific details to the press to manage the narrative. These maneuvers coincide with Moody’s Investors Service reporting a 56 percent profit surge, raising concerns that credit agencies are leveraging downgrade threats to force a third round of quantitative easing.

International tensions escalated as a Minuteman III ICBM launch failed over the Pacific, sparking theories of Russian retaliation following President Obama’s executive order targeting the Brothers Circle criminal syndicate. In the United Kingdom, authorities officially recognized the Rebel National Transitional Council as the legitimate government of Libya while simultaneously banning a L’Oreal advertisement featuring Julia Roberts for excessive airbrushing. Domestically, the ATF’s Operation Fast and Furious remains under fire as Judge Andrew Napolitano alleges Attorney General Eric Holder misled Congress regarding the gun-walking program that led to the death of Border Patrol agent Brian Terry.

Personal narratives take a hit as archival audio resurfaces of Barack Obama incorrectly claiming his uncle liberated Auschwitz, a feat actually accomplished by the Soviet Red Army. Between segments on a military surveillance blimp crashing in Philadelphia and the search for the Higgs Boson particle, the No Agenda Tour rolls through New Orleans. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the "one billion dollar" corporate layoff meme and the bizarre spectacle of a NASCAR chaplain thanking God for Sunoco racing fuel and his smoking hot wife.


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CHAPTER 01 / 41 Discussion

New York Times Alien Life Headline and Movie Tie-ins

A front-page headline in the New York Times regarding the search for alien life forms on Earth is analyzed as a potential marketing plant for an upcoming film. The discussion notes the poor quality of front-page photography, specifically a photo of people using iPhones and a water tower shaped like a giant butt.

new york times· alien life forms· movie industry· media analysis· water tower

00:00 Adam Curry, John C. DeVore. It's Thursday, July 28th, 2011. Time for your Gizmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 325. This is no agenda. Reporting from the front lines of Gitmo Nation from the 4 Winds 5000 Crackpot Command Center, known as the Duchess here in the Big Easy, the great state of Louisiana. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from the normal old northern Silicon Valley where the connection's probably crap because of Louisiana, I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill! Ah, we knew it would suck somewhere along the line. It might as well be here.

00:43 In the morning to you, John. In the morning to you, Adam and all ships that see beats on the ground and foots in the air and airplanes in the sky. And of course all of our human resources all charged up and ready to go in the chatroom at noagendastream.com, noagendachat.net. Living out the American dream of just getting by and slowly depreciating your 9.2 million dollar lifetime value. Yay! So a couple of interesting items showed up in the New York Times this morning. There's nothing interesting in the New York Times. Nothing. Oh, okay. Never mind. Go ahead, mention them. What do you got? Well, actually, there's probably the world's... too bad you can't find this, but the world's... I think the world's worst photo, front page New York Times photo I've ever seen in my life

01:43 of a bunch of people shooting their iPhones at something in the air and then on the lower half of the paper there's a giant butt in the form of a water tower. In the form of a question? Water tower. And a story that is interesting because I wanted to ask you, as soon as I saw this front page headline I said I have to ask Adam about whether or not, is there a movie coming Because here's let me just read you the headline seeking alien life forms right here on earth I'm sure there's something lined up, but I don't be something like well Why would you have a front page story in the New York Times about alien life life forms right here on earth unless there's a movie coming out? Yeah, well, I'm sure the human resources can find it for us But I'm not aware of anyone. I do know that the movie themes are catching on and

CHAPTER 02 / 41 Discussion

Jay Carney, Sophie's Choice Debt Ceiling Analogy

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney uses a movie analogy to describe the difficult decisions regarding federal payments if the debt ceiling is not raised. Carney compares the prioritization of 80 million monthly Treasury checks—including Social Security and military contractor payments—to "Sophie's Choice," a reference to choosing which child to save from Nazi gas chambers.

jay carney· debt ceiling· sophie's choice· treasury department· social security

02:44 particularly in the White House. Here's an Ask John for you. This is from Spokeshole Carney. It's a riddle and this is of course about the debt show because that's what it is. It's the American idol of politics today. They're getting at me annoyed by the way. Oh, and I think I actually can deconstruct some of this. I was able to do a little bit of work on it. But I want you to listen to what he's saying. I'm going to stop the clip and then you're going to guess what movie he's referring to. Now, does the United States continue to take in money? Of course it does. But the point is, after we cease to have the capacity to borrow money, every 60 cents we take in is 40 cents shorter than the dollar we need to pay out.

03:38 And you create a situation, movie analogies are popular these days, you create a situation where you have real people who suffer in addition to the impact on your interest rates. Whether you have a car loan, a mortgage, a student loan, a credit card, interest rates go up. Okay, so what he's talking about is a movie analogy and what do you think that movie is, John? The Grapes of Wrath. Nope. It's a tax on everybody. In addition to that, among the many obligations we have, the 80 million checks that the Treasury Department alone issues, payments that it issues every month, of the 1.2 billion payments the federal government makes in a year.

04:24 Those include veterans payments, social security payments, disability payments. They include the bills to contractors. So what he's talking about here is of the 80 million checks, which is the new number meme by the way, which ones are we not going to send out if we don't raise the debt ceiling? Come on. Oh, bye darling. Have fun. Well, we're not gonna send out the obviously the Social Security check to be the top of the list because they're gonna scare the old ladies But this yeah, but this is about a movie what movie come on? It's about no I have no idea It's about tough choices tough choices in you know, what could be Chelsea's choice? The people who manufacture the ammunition that we send to our troops in Afghanistan

05:08 And choices then have to be made and it's a Sophie's choice, right as an idiot Sophie's choice So what he's doing is he's comparing the choosing between one of your two children to be gassed by the Nazis To which checks were not gonna send out. Are you effing kidding me? Carney? You know, what's else is getting on my nerves is this idea that you know that you know i've got a car loan and i'm paying a hundred ninety nine dollars a month and all of a sudden now because they're going to get a pass i'm at the pay more yeah contracted out my car loan for a specific amount of payment doesn't have a variable interest rate that bounces all over the place and i get a check error bill in the mail for two hundred fifty bucks on my one ninety nine alone the next day because of the that this is bull crap well so i've i think it's something very important now

CHAPTER 03 / 41 Discussion

Timothy Geithner, Debt Ceiling Framework and Triggers

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner discusses the administration's plan for a two-tiered debt ceiling agreement involving a "down payment" of spending reforms and a "debt fail-safe" mechanism. The strategy involves automatic triggers to force deficit reduction if Congress fails to act, aiming to reduce the debt burden as a share of GDP over several years.

timothy geithner· chris matthews· debt ceiling· deficit reduction· gdp

05:58 Actually, two things. Because I've done some work, one on where this cap balance duck and cover came from, which of course is a bill submitted by the Republicans, right? And then I've done some research into Moody's, and I think there's two things going on here. so the first one is uh... this actually was i think chris matthews and he's got uh... little timmy geithner on the show and he's asking about what's the plan what's the plan to me what's the plan and of course timmy won't answer but we have to listen to this to then go back in time to a clip we actually played on no agenda which was and i open up for me right question i'm i'm coming on a straight answer the president said friday he has talked to you about what adjustments may have to be made in the case of the fall

06:45 your office announced that you met with Fed Chairman Bernanke and the head of the New York Federal Reserve on Friday. What's your plan for the fall? Our plan is to get Congress to raise the debt ceiling on time. That's not a plan. That's their plan too. That's what's always happened. It'll happen this time too. We do not have the ability, Chris. to protect the American people from the consequences of Congress not taking that action. But the president said that you have discussed what adjustments will have to be made if you go into default. Again, I want to emphasize, just remember, this is the United States of America. We write 80 million checks a month. There's the 80 million checks again. There are millions and millions of Americans that depend

07:25 on those checks coming on time not just people who supply our military but people who get social security benefits medicare medicaid benefits and we cannot put those payments at risk and we do not have the ability to limit the damage on them if congress fails to act in time. Let's ask again. I've been saying this for months and I must say it made more sense when you said it in April than when you're saying it in July What's your plan? It would be irresponsible not to have a plan. The president says you have a plan, what is it? Again, we will do everything we can to mitigate the damage, but I want to be very clear. Right, so he goes on and on and he doesn't answer the question about what a plan is. Now, I remember plans... As I was reading through the cap balance duck and cover bill, I'm remembering a clip that we played a couple weeks ago from Little Timmy, short clip,

08:09 and he uses a word in there that all of a sudden explains exactly what is going on. You're describing an outcome that will essentially be two-tiered. Down payment now, longer term agreement later. Yeah, we can't, we don't see a realistic path to solving all this at once in the next few weeks. It's just not possible. What we're trying to do is to do a framework where there's a substantial down payment of spending reforms that lock in spending, say deficit reduction over a ten year period of time And then a framework of constraints, we call it a debt fail-safe, or a set of targets and triggers that will force the remaining deficit reduction to happen soon enough so we don't fall behind the curve in this. So we're looking at what we call a debt cap, meaning a constraint that says we have to get our deficit down to the point where our debt burden is falling as a share of GDP over the next three to five years.

09:05 So whatever we don't do in the down payment, we'll have to do in the next couple years. And if Congress can't act, we want an automatic enforcement mechanism that locks in the deficit reduction savings we need. So without reading the cap, cut, balance, duck and cover bill, you won't understand this clip. This was colluded way before this show kicked off. This is actually the Obama plan. The cut, cap, balance, and duck and cover. that was already set up. They had already agreed to do it. Here's Timmy explaining it in, what was this? This is June 23rd. We're going to have a cap with a structured framework approach. And Obama keeps using the word balance, balance, balance. This is all one big show.

CHAPTER 04 / 41 Discussion

Moody's Credit Ratings, Conflict of Interest and Revenue

Moody's Investors Service reports a 56% profit increase driven by bond sales, highlighting a potential conflict of interest where entities pay for their own credit ratings. Speculation arises that ratings agencies may use the threat of downgrades to spur the issuance of more debt or a third round of quantitative easing (QE3).

moody's· credit ratings· bond sales· qe3· hedge funds

09:54 Well, we've known that from the get-go. I know, but it's nice to actually have little Timmy using these words on tape so you can see how far back... Yeah, these guys aren't very good at sticking. Their scripting is really weak. Totally lame. Now, Moody's. Interesting news from Moody's yesterday. Moody's, by the way, is, you know, so this is one of the two ratings agencies that we're all so incredibly afraid of and they're gonna they're gonna downgrade us which they will by still predict that even though john doesn't agree uh... their profit advanced fifty six percent as a publicly traded car company and here's what clued me into something interesting as bond sales spurred demand for credit ratings

10:35 So, Moody's now, their net income climbed $189 million, 82 cents a share, they're doing about a billion dollars in revenue. This is a company that does like credit ratings. Alright, he's got the slide whistle. So, I say, how do these guys make their money? What exactly is their business? And here's how it works. Whether you're a company or a country or any other type of financial instrument, when you issue bonds, you pay Moody's to give that bond a credit rating, which by itself inherently is a conflict of interest because if Moody's doesn't say, well we'll give your bonds a triple A right out of the gate, maybe you should go and talk to Standards and Poor's or Fitch or any of the other ratings agencies. But then 35% of Moody's revenue

11:34 is recurring fees and this is what got me. Recurring fees are fees for providing the credit rating throughout the lifetime of each individual bond. So I think, and maybe you can ask our buddy Horowitz about this, I think that Moody's is saying, we're going to doubt, so obviously if there's no bond issues, these guys have less revenue. So they need more bonds to be issued. I think Moody's is probably saying if you guys don't do another QE3 or if you don't issue more bonds, if we don't get more debt on the books which we then make money from, we're gonna downgrade your existing bonds. Yeah, I suppose they could say something like that if they wanted two to the head.

12:23 I don't know. I think Wall Street is obviously in cahoots. We just found out today there's a billion dollar hedge that has just been placed against the US defaulting. So basically betting on the US defaulting, not defaulting but on a downgrade. a billion dollar hedge. Isn't that the kind of stuff that always happens like with 9-11, you know people start investing in puts on airlines? Well yeah it does happen when things are rigged but again like I said this is not going to happen. Moody's will be assassinated.

13:13 Now, there's something about Moody's that we don't understand because these guys, you know, they were never prosecuted. There was no real investigation into their AAA ratings of all the collateral debt obligations. Now, these guys, they walk on water. They are the point of the pyramid somehow. Well, we'll see. All right, well the whole thing is theater. I mean, you know, this is just getting good now and now it's chewing up so much time you know, we're missing out on good real news stories and alien life forms and Blimps crashing in the middle of nowhere. I know isn't that cool? We got like some surveillance blimp that crashed. Yes over Philadelphia. Yeah. Yeah. What is it doing up there? Oh, well, I was supposed to be floating around

CHAPTER 05 / 41 Discussion

Surveillance Blimp Crash, High-Altitude Camera Recovery

A military surveillance blimp designed to operate at 60,000 feet crashed over Philadelphia, prompting a discussion on the high-end camera equipment used in such craft. Advice is offered on how to scavenge expensive lenses from crashed military hardware while avoiding detection by disabling RF transmitters.

surveillance blimp· philadelphia· military technology· rf shielding· skype

14:04 I'm spying on the Phillies, I guess. I don't know, maybe they're looking for pitch counts. I'm not sure what they're doing up there. It's not okay. It's not okay. Military. We got blimps. Yeah, we got blimps at 40,000 feet. Oh, sorry, it crashed. No, it was supposed to go to 60,000 feet when they finish it, so you can't see it at all. Oh, man. I mean, you can't see anything at 60,000 feet. Now, the thing is, when these things crash like this one did, I want to advise people out there if they ever, if one of And then rush to it as fast as you can and just, and you have to physically kind of pull off the good cameras because there's some really expensive gear on there. Grab that quick.

14:42 You gotta get there quick and you gotta pull it off like it was damaged in flight. You don't wanna saw it off or cut it off with anything that makes it look like you cut it off, because then they'll just, they'll find you. You think you gotta rip it off? And then you gotta take it and immediately put it in a, some sort of a room where you're not gonna get any RF, because I believe there may be a transmit on anything there. And find it, you know, if there's a little transmitter and crush it with your foot. And then you have a nice piece of gear. You can do great Skype calls with it. It would be awesome. Skype video. Wow, man, I can see every pimple on your face. What kind of cam is that, you guys? Is that a new Logitech? Can you imagine the kind of camera that you would take accurate pictures at 60,000 feet? I mean, there's got to be some nasty lenses on that thing. Oh, man, I'm telling you. Yeah, no, there is a lot of stuff and there's some funky stuff that I've stumbled across because this, of course, is really covering up everything.

CHAPTER 06 / 41 Discussion

Libya Conflict, British Recognition of Rebel Council

Britain officially recognizes the Rebel National Transitional Council as the legitimate government of Libya, expelling Muammar Gaddafi's diplomats from the embassy in Knightsbridge. The move follows similar actions by the US and France, though critics note the conflict has lasted months despite initial White House claims it would take "days, not weeks."

libya· muammar gaddafi· national transitional council· london embassy· nato

15:38 What have we not heard about Libya? Which essentially I think we've just declared victory haven't we? Well, I have an interesting and I think rather amusing Libya clip. Okay, which just Essentially says that the British have declared victory or they've declared some new government and then they've kicked everybody out of their expensive Knightsbridge Embassy and they got one guy left there. They told me he's got like he's they give him an eviction notice He's got like a couple days. He's got to get out. Oh Now, after months of NATO bombing and continuing combat on the ground, the international effort to remove Muammar Gaddafi from power got another boost today. Britain declared the Rebel National Transitional Council as the legitimate governing authority and expelled Libya's remaining diplomats in London. The move follows France and the US and also paves the way to unfreezing millions of dollars of Libyan assets. But will it make a difference on the ground? The BBC's Caroline Hawley reports.

16:41 The green flag of Colonel Gaddafi's Libya. Today's move to treat the rebels as the government now is a significant boost for them. Britain following the US and France in intensifying the pressure on the Libyan regime. We no longer recognize them as the representatives of the Libyan government and we are inviting the National Transitional Council to appoint a new Libyan diplomatic envoy to take over the Libyan embassy in London. Libya's embassy in London is in Knightsbridge. The ambassador here was expelled in May. Now the charge d'affaires has three days to leave. All the other diplomats must go as well. Yeah, they gotta get out because those Al-Qaeda guys are coming in. The rebels. This is amazing. So they steal their property in Knightsbridge which has got to be a high rent. And it's actually, I think, an embassy sits on actual sovereign ground, does it not?

17:36 Yeah, but yeah, how do you steal it? Yeah, I mean that's nice. That's like capturing another country right there. Hey get out. We got new tenants coming your lease is up Now they've said you know, but you know Qaddafi can stay in Libya it's all cool Yeah, like we just take over here. The EU was opened up an office It's so brazen. Of course we're not paying any attention to that here in uh... Well I don't think that they really expected it to be this difficult, obviously. No they didn't. They had all the plans set and the eviction notices ready. You know like, oh man this guy's being a troublemaker. He's like fighting back.

18:19 so who said he wasn't going to fight back jenkins get jenkins in here he's the one who said they wouldn't fight back jenkins what were you thinking yeah show me that blueprint again show me that path that we got this obama guy saying we're going to be out in days not weeks how would we tell him days not weeks let me just listen to that again to make sure it is u.s policy that gaddafi needs to go but let me emphasize that we anticipate this transition to take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks. That was March 21st, 2011. March, April, May, June, July. It's now four months, almost half a year. That's not even weeks. That's not even weeks. Days, not weeks. No, please. Hey John, I'm here in New Orleans, Louisiana as part of the 2008 Tour.

CHAPTER 07 / 41 Discussion

No Agenda Tour, Gulf Coast Travel Update

The No Agenda Tour reaches New Orleans, Louisiana, after traveling through Lillian, Alabama, and Pensacola, Florida. The travelogue details the physical toll of living in an RV, the high humidity of the South, and the confusion of crossing state lines in the Gulf Coast region.

louisiana· alabama· pensacola· rv travel· humidity

19:17 and uh... we've had a great time since you and i last spoke a lot has happened a lot of miles of past in uh... in four days time uh... can give you a little update yeah what's going on how's the uh... how's the old man and holding up at the duchess as is now been christened is that doing okay uh... there's a couple it's you know we are filled with with even more bumps cuts scrapes and bruises you get to uh... six foot plus people in uh... in a box And it's a little complicated. The one thing that's really annoying though is I keep hitting the top of my head against the bathroom door. You know like right over? Yeah, the crown of your head. Yeah, those bathrooms and those things are like little, like something in a submarine. Yeah. Ugh.

20:06 So that's annoying. I'm kind of getting over my cold. It really helped being here in Louisiana where humidity is, I think it's 900 percent and I just sweat everything out. I'm now a dried up shrivel of a man. There's nothing left in me. No moisture. Nothing. But it's been great here. We had a couple of meetups. and I do have some Hot Pockets producers to mention later on, but we had our meetup in Pensacola, which actually we didn't know, we had slipped over the state line into Lillian, Alabama.

20:50 We noticed this when we when we rolled into the RV park and then we We wanted to get it. We had like two hours and we went to the camp store, which is what it's called today Can we call a cab to take us to the fish house in Pensacola? And the lady this lady gives us look like what you want to go to Florida now There's no cab gonna take you to Florida son. Nothing gonna happen. So I Brian and Candace were nice enough to... Don't you guys have a map? Well it was like right over the line. It's a really weird area where this campground is and you basically cross the train tracks and then you're in Alabama.

21:29 But we got picked up and Patrick, producer Patrick had set up a great meetup. We had about eight or ten people. And I gotta tell you man, I learned a lot about what's going on here. You know, of course, this entire Gulf Coast region all lives on the oil industry. Yeah, fisheries, sure, some of it. But right now, people are way, way, way broke. This is really bad. And the stories were just depressing. I mean seriously, people out of work for a year, moving back with their parents. The only jobs are some government jobs. And actually Candace, producer Candace, who is just a ball of fire from Alabama.

CHAPTER 08 / 41 Discussion

BP Oil Spill, NIH Health Study and Corexit

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is conducting a 10-year health study on workers and volunteers exposed to the BP oil spill cleanup, offering $50 gift cards for participation. Local residents report that the oil seemingly disappeared within 24 hours after C-130 aircraft sprayed Corexit dispersants, leading to concerns about long-term environmental and respiratory effects.

bp oil spill· nih· corexit· gulf coast· health study

20:50 We noticed this when we when we rolled into the RV park and then we We wanted to get it. We had like two hours and we went to the camp store, which is what it's called today Can we call a cab to take us to the fish house in Pensacola? And the lady this lady gives us look like what you want to go to Florida now There's no cab gonna take you to Florida son. Nothing gonna happen. So I Brian and Candace were nice enough to... Don't you guys have a map? Well it was like right over the line. It's a really weird area where this campground is and you basically cross the train tracks and then you're in Alabama.

21:29 But we got picked up and Patrick, producer Patrick had set up a great meetup. We had about eight or ten people. And I gotta tell you man, I learned a lot about what's going on here. You know, of course, this entire Gulf Coast region all lives on the oil industry. Yeah, fisheries, sure, some of it. But right now, people are way, way, way broke. This is really bad. And the stories were just depressing. I mean seriously, people out of work for a year, moving back with their parents. The only jobs are some government jobs. And actually Candace, producer Candace, who is just a ball of fire from Alabama.

22:15 And she lives in a compound with her husband Brian. They got a compound, all the families live in there, they got guns and stuff. And she's telling, I'm like, this is really cool, I want to go visit, I didn't have time and I wanted to go visit the compound. And they got guns and iPads. And so she trained, a lot of people took the training for cleanup. And even though she didn't do the actual cleanup, she received a letter from NIH. It's the Gulf Study, a health study for oil spill cleanup workers and volunteers. Now note, she did not actually participate in the cleanup, but she did take the training. And these are, you know, so of course the same people who told you, you don't need respirators or anything, it's going to be all fine, don't worry about it. Now they're doing a 10-year study on people's lungs to see if there was any negative effects of the cleanup crews.

23:13 and they will be testing their lungs, their blood. Let me see what else do I have here in the note. If you participate in the study, you agree for us to send an examiner to your home to collect some dust from your home. The examiner will also measure your lung function. I mean, it's like, are you kidding me? And then it actually says, what you're doing here is very important because you can help future cleanup crews not die. And for your trouble you get a $50 gift card. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be then contacted every two to three years to answer questions about your health. If you are selected you'll receive a gift card worth $50 for completing the home visit. Have a nice death. I wonder if they have some deal where it's like you know those girls on Girls Gone Wild.

24:12 They they Essentially give up their rights to the video. Yes, sir. Yeah sure. Yeah, exactly You get the t-shirt and then we're jerking off to your video from the next 15 years So I wonder if there's anything like that going on Well, it's like a reality show. No, no, here's your $50 and now you can't sue BP when we discover that you're going to die. No, you have to understand that they had huge payouts. There were waitresses getting $50,000 payouts, dishwashers getting $12,000 payouts for money that they lost because of all of the lost tourism revenue.

24:51 And that's a different thing than getting your health payout. No, that's a different thing. But this is really important because everybody who took the money, and let's be honest, if you can get 50 grand as a one-time payout, everybody had to sign the big waiver. No suing, you can never talk about it, you can't. It's just like the 9-11 victims. When the families of the victims fund, you can't sue the government ever about this. Oh no, no, this all happened. And then to hear all these people talk about the weekend when the oil disappeared, because that's literally what happened, is the oil was floating, everyone saw it coming in, everyone was like getting ready to participate in scooping it and they were building big scoopers, no one's oil scoopers would be approved by the Coast Guard. And then Saturday morning, in came the C-130s and within 24 hours or 36 hours, all the oil had been sunk after the Corexit was sprayed.

CHAPTER 09 / 41 Discussion

New Orleans Cuisine, Fried Oysters and Local Criticism

A discussion of New Orleans food culture follows a local meetup at the Red Fish restaurant, where fried oysters were sampled for the first time. The conversation addresses local pushback against previous criticisms of the city's "dated" culinary scene and repetitive Cajun flavors.

new orleans· fried oysters· cajun food· culinary criticism· meetups

25:46 And it's gone. Problem solved. So, and no one really knows what the long-term effects will be. But it's, people are depressed here. It's not nice. Which made the trip extra fun, John. Well, it sounds depressing. Yeah. And of course, we had a great meetup yesterday here in New Orleans. Talked about some of the producers for that as well in our donation segment. We had it at the Red Fish. And it was great. I had my first Uh, fried oysters? Oh, man those are so good. Really? Oysters? Yeah, I've never had fried, I've had raw oysters, but I've never had fried oysters. Certainly not with... That's funny. Most people have never had raw oysters. No, I don't know.

26:40 The raw oysters down there, I don't consider to be a world class. No offense to you Louisianaites. You know, there's a lot of talk at the meetup. People are not too happy with how you slammed New Orleans the last time you were here on the show. You're saying like, ah, the food, it's boring, it's all, you know, it's all the same K-Jam, blah, blah. People are like not liking that here. You are, I think... Yeah. you personally i'm not sure that i would be a target and other division of the bar yeah you would be your personal and i'm glad i in new orleans they've got guys outside like a days to work here tickets and get him not kick his ass now they need they know what to do with them that i'm not bullshitting anybody i mean the fact is that new orleans is not up to par when it comes to cuisine

27:28 But we have some really good food. It's old-fashioned, they haven't modernized, they have a good history of cooking and they like to cook and they like to eat. But there's a couple of things they have to realize. One is their oysters aren't that great and the food is a little dated. And now I understand why you don't come out on the road with us People are not gonna like you man Seriously, you got to be careful with that Although everyone says they everyone I meet is like yeah, I started how do you start listening to the show? Oh You know I heard John on twit everybody like you get on that show more often. Oh

CHAPTER 10 / 41 Discussion

Piers Morgan, Phone Hacking Scandal and Tabloid Culture

Piers Morgan faces renewed scrutiny over his knowledge of phone hacking during his time as a tabloid editor following the release of an old interview transcript. The technical simplicity of accessing mobile voicemails via caller ID spoofing is discussed, alongside the cultural differences in voicemail usage between the UK and the US.

piers morgan· phone hacking· tabloid media· voicemail· skype

28:10 It doesn't, no I think we've already saturated that. We've got to find some others to show. Yeah, maybe you can get on Pierce Morgan or something. Or maybe that's the audience we're looking for. Yeah, maybe you can do a quick hit on... A bunch of old women that are, you know, stuffy old women. That's who listens to Pierce Morgan. You know, Pierce Morgan is in trouble though. Have you heard the latest proof that he was a part of the phone tapping scams? I know it's going on but I haven't heard the latest proof. It's an hour-long show, it's one guest, you're on a deserted island or a desert island and you're allowed to bring ten records, what are they, and then you talk about them. And so Pierce is on the show a while back and here's part of the conversation that ensued.

29:06 And what about this nice middle class boy who would have to be dealing with, I mean essentially people who rake through bins for a living, people who tap people's phones, people who take secret photographs, who do all that very nasty down in the gutter stuff. How did you feel about that? Well to be honest, let's put that in perspective as well. Not a lot of that went on. A lot of it was done by third parties rather than the staff themselves. That's not to defend it, because obviously you were running the results of their work. I'm quite happy to be parked in the corner of tabloid beast and to have to sit here defending all these things I used to get up to. I make no pretense about the stuff we used to do. I simply say the net of people doing it was very wide and certainly encompassed the high and the low end of the supposed newspaper market. Everybody was doing it.

29:53 Well that we do believe. Yeah, everybody was doing it so you know I'll take that. Well you know when he talks about third parties it'd be nice if he would have said something about the Russians. Yeah, I think it's well who cares? Well as a matter of fact it is pretty weak. What do you mean? I mean who cares that's what I mean it's like why is it being discussed at all? So a bunch of guys are phone hacking, oh phone hacking, oh phone hacking. And people don't realize that you can just download a program off the internet, use it with Skype I guess or some other SIP protocol. As long as you're calling a mobile phone number and your caller ID is the same as the number you're calling, you get dumped to voicemail automatically, no password needed.

30:47 This is not like brain surgery. It's not really hacking. It's like stumbling upon something. And again, what are you going to get besides, hey this is Bill, can you call me back? Well I have to say there is a different culture of voicemail in other countries. So in Gitmo Nation East, texting is very big but so are voicemails. Here in the States, I don't think we use voicemail very much at all. and texting is only just beginning but voicemail a very big deal in the UK people use it a lot. Do they leave long complicated detailed messages on voicemail? Yeah I think so. I think so. Well that's a blunder. Yeah well people are stupid. Well we have some people that help us out that aren't stupid. Okay. Is it pretty good? Is that good? Was that good? I think you should get a little cowbell hit there for yourself.

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Executive Producer Credits, No Agenda Donor Segment

The "Value for Value" funding model is highlighted through the recognition of several Executive Producers, including Baron von Pelsmacher and James Free. Donors are credited for supporting the show's independence from commercials, with specific mentions of gas money for the tour and the "325 Club" for graduate students.

stephen pelsmacher· james free· paul schneider· value for value· donations

31:42 Come on come on hit me with it. I don't have the dessert Yeah, very good. So you I understand you you're yeah, I was playing your cut the cowbell this morning Yeah, and you told me you this upsetted you because you are known as the cowbell man. Yes I a daily source nobody's don't nobody knows this that listens to the show You know what? You are you're pissing off the Germans. You're pissing off the the Louisianans and And all the Daily Source Code listeners who know I am the cowbell guy. The Germans? Wait a minute! I am the cowbell man. What did I say about the Germans? I don't know, but the chat room is all about Johnny's to shut up about the Germans, so I'll take their word for it. The Germans? Yeah, I don't know. We were complaining about the Germans. Not donating. Oh, yeah, well that's true. Germans are cheap. It's a known fact. The Germans will admit to it.

32:37 So we got some guys who aren't though, including, we're going to mention some of our executive producers. We have quite a few for today's show. We have one, two, three, four, five, six. Six executive producers, a couple of associate executives, but it's all led by Stephen Pelsmacher, Baron von Pelsmacher in Belgium. uh... places in the morning special donation for two tanks of gas for the no agenda tour mobile some spare change for my shoes along the way nine months and a much easier course which is going to be impossible to get by the way in the near future all the best of five hundred dollars from our favorite night you know we actually has a funny because uh... there are a lot of health markers email me said you know i want to take a fill that thing up a civil here in the south uh... gases about three dollars and fifty five cents

33:22 And of course, there's a difference in taxes. So we take 55 gallons, so we did the computation there. And we did find, actually we were given in Tampa by Ellen DeHaan, we were given Glee chewing gum, which does not contain aspartame. It is made with sugar and chiclay. And Chick-fil-A, John you can probably explain what that is, is actually the original substance used in Chick-fil-A's chewing gum. Yeah, it's a rubber. Right. Yeah, that's it. I'm chewing a rubber. I'm like, yeah, this tastes pretty good. So, thank you very much Baron von Pelsmarkers. We highly appreciate that support and it does matter because wow, this thing is just slurping it up.

34:16 You know, but so now I want to mention, except for a couple of people like James free hollow books.com, sir, James actually in Summerfield, North Carolina, something was wrong with the PayPal. And we don't have the cities for about half of the people, so you're going to have to excuse us if you think it was important that we mention your city. Although it's mostly to mention the countries, send us a note and we'll mention in the future. But anyway, James Freehaller Books is in at 333.33 in the morning for Brian Watson of Raleigh, North Carolina, who bought Atlas Shrugged for $333. Yeah, the one I signed. I told you that would work. Yeah, no, sign more books.

34:56 Jennifer Bue did you sign your name or Anne Rand's name? He wanted karma for a friend's new website launch. Don't just slip over that John Mississippi queen foods.com So we'll hand out some karma for that. You've got karma And he wants to know if you got the bookie Saint you know I sent it to the post office box So it'll take me a while to retrieve it, okay Because that box is not dead, I mean unless it fit in the box, which I don't know. I didn't go this morning. Right. Jennifer Buchanan from PartsUnknown3333, Paul Schneider, Sir Paul will be eventually I guess. 33333, this donation puts me over the $1000 mark. Thanks for the hard work on the show. Hopefully this helps get Adam and Mickey a couple of miles closer to home. Yeah. We're heading in the wrong direction, I have to tell you. Yeah. Susan Brigham, Brigham,

35:49 33333 and Robert Harms 325 which makes him the sole member of the 325 club. Hi John and Adam, really enjoy the show so here's some values for value. I'm a poor graduate student. Wow. Studying for my PhD but love hearing about Adam's journey across the US so I'm sending in some gas money. reminds me of the Steinbeck's travels with Charlie in search of America. Well he's not with Charlie but he's with Mickey. Yeah it's exactly like that. It's the exact same thing. Where he documents his travels through the rural America. Add me to your list of listeners working for the federal government as I'm currently working at the AFRL research lab.

36:31 Andrew Harms, it says Herbert Harms on the thing, but it's Andrew. David Ramagusa, $200, and Susan is in again for her birthday. two hundred dollars have a very nice and i really do give me a call out later and he's apparently an avid listener to the podcast with a good these executive producers for a response financing this show today and that it can get credit as adam will dis explain yes and i do want to point out that uh... david romanova rama goes out by his two hundred dollars was uh... donated yesterday at the meet-up but he did it right there on his uh... on his phone now with his lovely daughters

37:13 uh... well work at starbucks by the way which is kind of interesting he's got a caffeinated family and we highly appreciate that will be talking more about some of the producers from the meetups in their contributions to the uh... the duchess's gas fund and yes indeed these are credits that we hand out uh... we don't mention it often enough they are real credits the same goes for knighthoods i mean who died in may the queen of england the only one who can do that you know we have just as much right as anyone else So these executive producers and associate executive producers are 100% real credit. You can put them on your business cards, you can put them on your IMDB page if you have that. And unlike all the phonies in Hollywood, we will actually vouch for you and if someone questions this credit. Then there's a couple of PR mentions that I have.

CHAPTER 12 / 41 Discussion

Domain Name Forwards, Weird Al Yankovic CIA Parody

Listeners have registered various domain names like "killingbrownpeople.com" and "partyinthecia.com" to forward to the show's website. The segment features a clip of Weird Al Yankovic's parody song "Party in the CIA," which satirizes clandestine operations and government benefits.

weird al yankovic· cia· domain names· climate tax· parody

37:58 uh... these in the form of and websites uh... domain names which have been registered in our foreign to know agenda show dot com uh... a matter of days not weeks dot com is uh... forwarding to uh... no agenda show dot com and i think that uh... website will be valid for years to come Oh yeah. Along with compromisedmedia.com and australiacarbontax.com. Some good ones there. Oh, I like that one. Yeah. Dave said, I tried to get thesciencesin.com but I couldn't. Looks like Tim Flannery, he's the Aussie wanker pushing for climate tax, is pimping his new book called The Weather Makers. So he's already registered that, but I did get thesciences.in.

38:42 And that is now forwarding to noagendershow.com. Here is my favorite. This is, uh, we actually, we kind of have to play the, uh, this is what everyone's talking about. I mean, we, at every meetup, everyone raises their glass and says, here's to just getting by and living the American dream. As one of our producers from the Ozarks registered justgettingby.com to forward to noagendashow.com. In the end, the folks I hear from in letters or meet when I travel across the country, they aren't asking for much. They're just looking for a job that covers their bills. They're looking for a little financial security. They want to know that if they work hard and live within their means, everything will be alright. They'll be able to get ahead and give their kids a better life.

39:28 That's the dream each of us has for ourselves and our families. That's what I had last night, I had that dream. Just getting by. Just getting by. Everybody loves it. This is our president's vision of everything. That's right. Now everyone's like wow. So we also got justgettingby.net and obamasamericandream.com so that's fantastic. Then some, hold on, let me just do this properly. uh... we have killing brown people dot com a brand new uh... domain name for dinner with gender show dot com what is it again i could you broke up killing brown people dot com all chance another thing we're good at a party in the cia dot com and also fording to our show site and that is uh... uh... as a tribute to weirdo yankovic slated

40:22 parody record you heard it party in the cia dot com no dot you want to hear you want to hear a little bit as we played at the end of the show and play a little bit of it the home on the second it's uh... weird al is amazing so it's uh... it's party in the usa it's a parody of that but he's talking about the party in the cia and the guy is all the sudden turn political and i'd love we don't get to the court check it out the the Wanna infiltrate some third world place and topple their regime Those men in black with their matching suitcases, where everything's on a need to know basis Agents got that swagger, everyone so cloaked and dagger I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing for an undercover mission

41:11 You really gotta listen to the whole thing. At a certain point he's thinking like, we have a better dental plan than the FBI. It just goes on and on. Such a beautiful testimony. It's very cute. Yeah, the guy's awesome. Really good. I think the irony may be lost on most people like why don't you make a song about partying in the CIA makes no sense. I don't get it. So weird

CHAPTER 13 / 41 Discussion

No Agenda Canon, Windows Bat Signal Software

New producer projects are introduced, including "NoAgendaCanon.com," a site that allows users to trigger a virtual canon blast via donation. Additionally, a "Bat Signal" application for Windows has been developed as open-source freeware to alert listeners when the show goes live.

no agenda canon· bat signal· open source· windows· paypal

41:47 I do want to mention that we now have a bat signal for Windows and this will be in the links that rock and we'll also have it in the show notes at 325.nashownotes.com. This is Nick who has created the bat signal for Windows. It's often, he's following our value for value model so it's open source freeware available to all NOAgenda producers and citizens of the interwebs alike. So make sure you check that out. And then what I have to say is one of the coolest new producer projects, I still have to hook up Doug to it to make it completely finalized. NoagendaCanon.com, now this is pretty cool.

42:24 You can shoot the No Agenda Canon, it will then send out a tweet and you do it through a donation to PayPal and Doug will eventually start reading all of these Canon shots on the stream. And I think, have you seen the site John? It's just, it's awesome. Yeah I have. I'm just wondering what PayPal account we're dealing with here, where all that money is going. Yeah you would. I don't know. I guess we're not getting it. it's uh... so i i presume he'll send uh... a portion of the proceeds i think we should just use our paypal one of our creative people again give it to him and put it in this is a good website rightful why don't you take that up with him

43:06 i mean good idea so we want to thank our executive producers uh... baron staven tells mark about health markers uh... are uh... executive producer three three three club members james free holo books dot com jennifer buchanan paul schneider as susan l brigham and of course a three to five member and executive producer herb uh... herbert non sorry andrew harms at david romeo goes uh... and his lovely starbucks daughters uh... for uh... Supporting our show, making sure we don't have to resort to basically playing commercials would ruin the show and we would have no show whatsoever. And of course we do have a message for everyone else. You need to go out and propagate the formula. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Say it with me now. Shut up, Steve!

CHAPTER 14 / 41 Discussion

Jay Carney, White House Press Leak Admission

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney is criticized for his dismissive tone during briefings and an accidental admission regarding the administration's use of leaks. During a back-and-forth about secret meetings with Congress, Carney mentions "handfuls [of meetings] that we still haven't leaked," confirming the intentional placement of stories in the media.

jay carney· white house· press briefing· media leaks· fox news

44:13 I found the slide whistle. Yeah, no kidding. I hadn't noticed. Let's see. I actually found a lot of interesting stuff. If I can go back to Spokeswole Carney for a moment. I watched his entire press briefing. Guy's such a dick. And here's what he says. He's a total dick. This guy really annoys me. Yeah, and I think he's short. Does that make any sense? I think you might have a Napoleon complex, one of these deals. I don't know, that's funny. I think in Wikipedia they should have people's height. Don't you think? Yeah, they got their age. Might as well. Now that I think about it, I think we should have a movement to

45:09 or do we have got a wicked the fast out all somebody is and then put the right in their i'd read by me your eyes not in your work to be a thing it should say you're six five or whatever it is at five seventeen so uh... so what he tells fox news quickly i think on cbs radio this morning and by first said congress does not act by august second this could lead to a depression is that your position that we might have a depression you know i think the question is it is how you what i know economic experts have said is that, and again Republican and Democrat, Jim Baker, Ronald Reagan, all sorts have said that a default on our obligations would produce an economic calamity. How you define that obviously depends on how long it lasts and what the ongoing implications of that would be. We don't believe it's come to pass. Economic calamity

46:10 is plenty scary and we should not even entertain that. But over the weekend Democrats are saying there's going to be a bainer drop if there's no action. Asian markets are going to crash on Sunday. It didn't happen. American markets didn't crash on Monday. Thankfully they have not crashed on... I want to move on, but you should go on the air and tell your viewers there's nothing to worry about. That's, that's, that's one approach. What a dick! Hold on a second. We gotta give him a formal one. You gotta go on the air and tell your viewers there's nothing to worry about then. It's a calamity. Isn't that horrible? The guy's a dick! Yeah, he's done that a couple times. And meanwhile he freely admits that they leak stuff to the press. I don't even think he realized he said this. ...other presidents, former presidents about this. Has he consulted with them? So the woman is asking if there's any secret meetings. I can see if I can get an answer on that. And also, when there are other stalemates in other administrations, presidents have gone to the Hill.

47:09 and talk to members of Congress. And right now there's a division within the Republican Party. Wouldn't this White House think that this is the time maybe to go there and talk to members of the GOP? I think there's been no shortage of meetings between this president and leaders of Congress of both parties. I mean, both are all the ones you know about and there are probably a handful that we still haven't leaked or let, you know... Whoa! Whoa! That we haven't leaked? Oh, is that your practice, Carney? Oh, that's a good catch. What a douche! That's unbelievable. He actually tries to recover. Listen, he tries to recover by saying, uh, talked about it. Between this president and leaders of Congress of both parties. I mean, uh, uh, both are all the ones you know about and they're probably a handful that we still haven't leaked or let, you know, let you know about. So... Yeah, let you know about. I mean, leak, well, yeah. Nice, huh? Wow. Yeah, that's how it works. That's how we're big show. The big show. These guys are so loose.

48:08 That they drop bombs like that. It's unbelievable. Yeah, and no one picks up on it. No, that's why they can be so loose It's just it's like a goldmine for us. So Let me get this. Let me get one more thing out of the way and then Who can be calling me during the show that makes no sense? Go away and it's great it's I can see why you why you complain about some sounds cuz that thing comes through here and just blows out my ears what the Ringing in the phone. Yeah. I'm sorry So there's two clips I want to play. I'll get them out of the way and then we'll be done with it. Paul the book guy did some work for me. And this whole corporate jet owners and corporate jet owners. Private jets, corporate jet owners. Well here is Senator Barack Obama from his audio book Audacity of Hope.

CHAPTER 15 / 41 Discussion

Barack Obama, Audacity of Hope Private Jet Description

An excerpt from Barack Obama's audiobook "The Audacity of Hope" describes his first experiences flying on private jets, specifically a Citation 10. The text details the luxury of private terminals, leather seats that convert into beds, and the sensation of Rolls-Royce engines, contrasting with his political rhetoric against corporate jet owners.

barack obama· audacity of hope· private jets· citation 10· rolls-royce engines

49:06 And his view on private jets, which apparently are awesome! If you represent a big state like Illinois, there are flights upstate or downstate to attend town meetings or ribbon cuttings and to make sure that the folks don't think you've forgotten them. Most of the time I fly commercial and sit in coach, hoping for an aisle or window seat and crossing my fingers that the guy in front of me doesn't want to recline. Hey, if you ever sat in coach with Obama, send me an email, okay? I'd love to hear about that trip. Yeah, right.

49:56 But there are times when, because I'm making multiple stops on a West Coast swing, say, or need to get to another city after the last commercial flight has left, I fly on a private jet. I hadn't been aware of this option at first, assuming the cost would be prohibitive. But during the campaign, my staff explained that under Senate rules, a senator or candidate could travel on someone else's jet and just pay the equivalent of a first-class airfare. Were you aware of this, John? That that's the rule? Yeah, I did know this. That's pretty awesome! So you can just get... It depends of course, what do I... How much is it? What kind of first class airfare do you think they pay by the way? First class from Washington to New York? Yeah, and the first class to where? Yeah, exactly. With miles? Do you take air miles? Because I want to like reduce my cost here.

50:44 After looking at my campaign schedule and thinking about all the time I would save, I decided to give private jets a try. Give it a try! Give it a try! Because you know, it's really it's so horrible these corporate jet owners, but I'll give it a try. It turns out that the flying experience is a good deal different on a private jet. Private jets depart from privately owned and managed terminals. By the way, most airports are privately owned. I don't think they're all like government airports, are they? Don't big corporations? Not at all by the municipalities. Yeah, right. Lounges that feature big soft couches and big screen TVs and old aviation photographs on the walls. Yeah. The restrooms are generally empty and spotless and have those mechanical shoeshine machines and mouthwash and mints in a bowl. Yeah! Can you believe... I'm so sad. I gotta read his book.

51:38 It's gotta be loaded with gold. Gold. Gold, I'm telling you. Gold, Jerry, gold. This is pure, this is 18 karat, Johnny boy! There's no sense of hurriedness at these terminals. The plane is waiting for you if you're late, ready for you if you're early. A lot of times you can bypass the lounge altogether and drive your car straight onto the tarmac. Yay! Otherwise the pilots will greet you in the terminal, take your bags, and walk you out to the plane. And the planes, well, they're nice. Nice! The first time I took such a flight, I was on a Citation 10. A sleek, compact, shiny machine with wood paneling and leather seats that you could pull together to make a bed any time you decided you wanted a nap. Who writes this crap? A shrimp salad and cheese plate occupied the seat behind me. Up front, the minibar was fully stocked. Stocked! The pilots hung up my coat, offered me my choice of newspapers, and asked me if I was comfortable.

52:34 I was. Then the plane took off, its Rolls-Royce engines gripping the air the way a well-made sports car grips the road. Shooting through the clouds, I turned on the small TV monitor in front of my seat. A map of the United States appeared, with the image of our plane tracking west, along with our speed, our altitude, our time to destination, and the temperature outside. At 40,000 feet, the plane leveled off, and I looked down at the curving horizon and the scattered clouds, the geography of the Earth laid out before me. First the flat checkerboard fields of western Illinois. It's pretty good seeing all that from 40,000 feet by the way. Awesome. Then the python curves. Almost done. To the Mississippi. Then more farmland and ranchland. And eventually the jagged Rockies. Still snow peaked. Until the sun went down and the orange sky narrowed to a thin red line. Hold on a second. Stop, stop, stop.

53:30 Where's he going? To the West Coast. He's a senator. Where's he going? Across the Rockies for us from Illinois. I thought he was taking puddle jumpers from town to town. Man, he's awesome. Now here's the last eight seconds, the best. It was finally consumed by night and stars and moon. I could see how people might get used to this. Yeah, exactly. Now, in Art Imitates Life or Life Imitates Art, I take you back to a little television show called The West Wing. And at the time, the uh... What was Rob Lowe's role? Was he like the press secretary? Yeah, he was like, he was Carney. He was Carney, right. Same height by the way.

CHAPTER 16 / 41 Discussion

Congressional Travel Rules, Private Jet Scams

The rules allowing Senators to fly on corporate jets for the price of a first-class commercial ticket are characterized as a form of legalized bribery or "corporatism." The discussion also covers the high cost of Air Force One and the financial burden placed on small towns for police overtime during presidential visits.

monsanto· general electric· air force one· corporate jets· security costs

54:11 Listen to this little episode I found. Sounds like it was written by a high school girl. Indeed! That's exactly what this whole corporate jet line is. It sounds like it was written by a 12 year old girl. Is there something wrong with the way women write? So let's go over a couple of de factoits here. First of all, the idea that you can hitch a ride is cacophonous because let's face it, you get in good with the Monsanto folks or General Electric in the case of Obama, they're just going to send a jet for you. Exactly.

55:07 And you're gonna pay essentially a discounted first class fare. You would, you will pay the fare. But instead of paying the normal $3,500 to $7,000 you would pay to fly on a private jet with a bunch of people, you're paying like six, seven hundred bucks maybe to fly on a corporate jet by yourself or you and a couple of staffers. And, uh, and there... And a citation ten? I'm going to estimate about two and a half thousand dollars an hour if you had to rent it. Sounds about right. So this is a scam. This is an out and out, cozying up, corporatism, scam, bullcrap. Of course the president doesn't care anymore and he slammed the private jet because now he's got a 747 matching the 747 his wife flies around in. One for each foot.

56:03 for one for each foot and he can fly all over the place and what is it what is a 747 cost an hour to fly? I'm going to wager about twelve thousand dollars Yeah, $12,000 an hour plus the crew, the cost of the crew and the overhead and all the security bull crap and all the rest of it. In fact, we have a story. Well, I could mention the little town I have a place, but there's little towns all over the country are complaining about this. When Obama comes into town, before they do, they send in a front, a forward team And they go to the police department and the mayor and they say, here's what we have to do, here's what we have to have for security, even though he's only going to be visiting to look at a dam, let's say, or he's over here to cut a ribbon or something like that. And these little towns are getting stuck with these huge bills for overtime, police, this and that, and the other thing that they can't afford, and the president doesn't seem to give a crap about that. No.

CHAPTER 17 / 41 Discussion

Barack Obama, Auschwitz Liberation Claim Controversy

A 2008 clip of Barack Obama claiming his uncle helped liberate Auschwitz is revisited, noting that the Soviet Red Army actually liberated the camp. The error is used to question the President's historical accuracy and tendency to embellish personal narratives.

barack obama· auschwitz· red army· world war ii· historical accuracy

57:06 So I'm just mentioning some of these things. I just thought it was interesting that Rob Lowe and we all love that show, it was number one. He says right there, that's 12 year old girl writing. Nothing against girls by the way. That's what we got. Exactly. Okay, that was a good one. Thank you. No sir, but he enjoyed listening to Obama Well, can I get so what an egomaniac nobody reads their own book? You know, what's great is now that Obama of course is going to be candidate again for president, you know, essentially everything's fair game Everything's on the table so you can go back in history We can't find any girlfriends or any lovers or anyone that hung out with him at school anyone who did study hall

57:51 uh... but we do have old clips now first of all we had the controversy over all bombers father are coming back from world war two uh... this all over and over here's a new one which uh... cropped up uh... no i had a who was one of the who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentration camps. Now I'm sorry but it was the Soviets who liberated Auschwitz. It was not the American troops. So either he misspoke on liberated and one of the first to go in or it's just another dream. I'm beginning to think he's a pathological liar.

58:41 This is I mean, that's what a pathological liar does they just kind of make stuff up at or you that or is very immature like a little kid but you know little kids make stuff up too, but this is the Auschwitz thing came up before oh, I didn't know about it. I didn't this is no this is 2008 Okay. Yeah. No, I didn't heard about this. Yeah, I think it was one of the issues that we never discussed but I think it floated by us as so much does Well, I mean there's too much going on especially when you got a you know, somebody who's gonna take days not weeks Right, and you can take that to the bank Yeah, I you know, I don't even know where that clip is anymore. I take it take it to the bank. Yeah, I got it I'll send you another copy We got copies somewhere. So what else is the bank? Here we go. There he is

CHAPTER 18 / 41 Discussion

Julia Roberts, UK Airbrushing Ad Ban

British authorities banned a L'Oreal advertisement featuring Julia Roberts, ruling that the image was overly airbrushed and misleading. The ban was sparked by concerns from a Member of Parliament regarding the impact of digitally altered images on the body confidence of young women.

julia roberts· airbrushing· photoshop· advertising standards· huffington post

59:37 Well, there's a lot more. There's just so much happening. I love the giant... I got some lightweight stuff if you want to drift over a little bit. Yeah, I was just going to say just briefly in the... How about... Go ahead. Some real news of sorts. Oh, well, I think we should definitely hit that. And now, back to real news. So apparently in Great Britain it's illegal to use airbrushing anymore. They banned a play the Britain Outlaws airbrush piece. Okay. And British authorities have banned a long-form ad featuring Julia Roberts for being overly airbrushed. There you see the airbrushed Julia and there you see the more

1:00:16 natural-looking Julia. The Huffington Post says a female member of the British Parliament first raised concerns about the ad and how airbrushing is contributing to young women's problems with body image and confidence. They're my people. So they outlawed the ad for airbrushing? My people, what can I say? my people what can I say? What can I say? Now the funny thing is is that the picture of Julia Roberts in this ad which they showed she actually looks like I don't know if you ever watched one of these Star Trek she looks like Odo A character in a Star Trek, yeah, who is a changeling with a kind of a face of plastic. And she looks terrible in the airbrush version. But this isn't airbrushing anymore. I mean, for one thing, I hope they get rid of that phrase. I don't think anyone's using an airbrush to do this. Well, you know, you can outlaw airbrushes because we use Photoshop. That's fine. You can just outlaw airbrushing. We'll use the shop.

1:01:10 But this is ludicrous. And the crazy thing about that clip is then, you know, they say, well here's Julia Airbrushed and here she is not airbrushed. It's not like the advertising agency said, oh here's the original photo, here you go, make fun of Julia Roberts. No, they then photoshopped her to look old. They're doing the exact same thing. Why not? Yeah. Well, it's a lot of free publicity. So you have to wonder if the whole thing is not a big scam. Yeah, probably. That sounds about right. So on our last show we talked about, I have two clips, we talked about or we mentioned and I am telling you I don't remember us ever mentioning this for the, and I think I may have said this already, for the four years we've been doing this show I've never mentioned and I don't think we've ever discussed Al Shabaab

CHAPTER 19 / 41 Discussion

Al-Shabaab, Somali Terror Financing Indictments

U.S. officials and Congressional hearings shift focus from a weakened Al-Qaeda to the Somali group Al-Shabaab. Two women in Rochester, Minnesota, were indicted for sending $8,600 to the group via the "Hawala" money transfer system, while 20 Somali men from Minneapolis are under investigation for traveling to join the conflict.

al-shabaab· somalia· minneapolis· hawala· terror financing

1:02:03 here we have once once really yeah not only about which it sounds like a chain of chicken places that they have been and or valley and i'll have an al shabaab special so now we're getting very very afraid of al shabaab as i guess the elk somebody must have done alices in one of the intelligence agencies determined that al qaeda is actually dead all will you know it is this is uh... i have the headline wait before you get your clip this is very uh... apropos I have the headline that proves it, and here we go. U.S. officials say Osama bin Laden's death could mean the end of Al Qaeda's global terrorism network. In addition to bin Laden's death, the New America Foundation says CIA drone strikes are responsible for taking out at least 1,200 militants since 2004. Officials still caution the end of Al Qaeda would not mean the end of terrorists targeting the U.S. That's right, because we've got Al Shabaab!

1:03:02 So Al-Shabaab are a bunch of like Somali, you know, borderline pirates just to, you know, they're some, I don't see the connection, I mean, I don't see how they could pose any threat whatsoever. But yet our Congress seems to think so. So they've been having hearings about, you know, terrorism and the rest of it, emphasizing Al-Shabaab. And so now they're, I got two clips, I got The Al-Shabaab, you can play either of the two and it's the same bullcrap that we've been hearing forever. And it's Al-Shabaab's ability to carry out the terrorist operations. You've also referred to individuals in the United States that have, H-A-W-A-L-A, Hawala? Hawala. Hawala. Money transfer system to fund, to Al Shabaab activity. The Hawala money system is basically like the, like the Knights Templar, isn't it? Where you go in... No, no, no, I think they're talking about a money transfer, I think that's what it's called, but I think it's the same thing as these money transfer operations that are all over California where Mexican workers, illegal aliens,

1:04:05 go down to this place in oakland and transfer the money back to mexico right but it's not actually it's not actually a wire transfer this right down in a book and then somewhere else the guy and i think it is a wire transfer i don't think so i think it's a decent uh... jobs with little mess whatever the case is we do know money is leaving the country these uh... can you talk a little more about uh... about this in the specific focus on minnesota based of funding for al shabaab Thank you, Congressman. I can. The, I think the clearest example of Minnesota-based funding for Al-Shabaab comes in the indictment that was returned within the last year in, out of, out of Minneapolis regarding two women from Rochester, Minnesota who were charged with providing material support to Al-Shabaab. And as the indictment sets forth, the method by which they provided that material support was through money transfers ultimately through Hawalas to Somalia.

1:04:59 Al Shabab. They said money transfers. Yeah. But anyway, you guys, so you got a couple of boneheads, you know, sending the money back home, probably to their husbands or God knows what. But according to the indictments, there's like 86,000 hold actually, no, I'm taking it back. According to this one, this one woman's accused of sending an almighty $8,600. I mean this is going to be a huge threat to the United States by the way. $8,600 going to Al Shabaab. So anyway play the other Al Shabaab crap. And I guess the question is what kind of a threat does that pose to us here in the United States? I want to read to you what was just recently said by Mr. Olson who's the nominee to lead the National Counterterrorism Center in his confirmation hearing just on Tuesday. He said

1:05:55 Al-Shabaab's bombing last year targeting Westerners shows the group is willing and capable of striking outside Somalia and therefore poses a significant threat. So my question to Mr. Fulk and Mr. Jocelyn is, how big of a threat is this to the United States? I mean there are those who will say that these individuals are leaving the United States to join these national forces in a civil war and that that is their main focus, their threat, or their focus is not on posing a threat to the United States. How would you respond to that? Thank you, Congressman. As I set forth in my written remarks, I believe that the threat that we need to be aware of is the fact that the terrorist training camps run by al-Shabaab teach their participants

1:06:45 how to kill people, how to utilize weapons, how to build bombs, and in addition to the military training, provide an ideological indoctrination that teaches that it's okay to do that. I believe these cats, they all really think this is true. They're really buying into this. It's one big circle jerk and everybody else knows that it's bullcrap, yet we're just letting it pass on by. He also described the US Marine Corps. teaching people how to shoot guns and how to do this and it's okay to do it under these circumstances. I mean, I don't, you know, this whole thing and this Al Shabab thing, if you read anything about these two women that were indicted, who obviously just sending money to somebody in Somalia, not much of it.

1:07:30 And there's also, they're also, we're looking into, let me just read from this AP article, in recent years Minneapolis has been the center of federal investigation that travels of more than 20 Somali men who left Minnesota. And then it says to possibly fight with Al-Shabaab. There were some Mali's from Somalia and they were going back. It's like they were just maybe going back to visit their relatives. I mean, you know, just because they left Minnesota that they were now under investigation because they went back to where there happens to be some Al Shababi's going on. I have an Al Shabab special and a shish kebab burnt.

CHAPTER 20 / 41 Discussion

Anwar al-Awlaki, Washington Post Op-Ed and Hit List

The history of Anwar al-Awlaki is examined, highlighting a 2001 op-ed he wrote for the Washington Post while serving as a chaplain at George Washington University. Despite his past as a mainstream academic and religious figure, he is now a primary target on the U.S. drone strike "hit list" in Yemen.

anwar al-awlaki· washington post· yemen· cia· drone strikes

1:08:08 I mean it's ridiculous and the numbers are so low. We've gotten down to now we can, there's not enough Al Qaeda to deal with. We got these, the total here is 20 Somali men maybe and a total of 20 people have been charged in Minnesota in connection with the investigations into travelers and terror financing. Give me a break. This is bull crap. Meanwhile we have all kinds of crazy stuff going on over at the State Department. No clips. because they didn't actually mention the name but there was a hearing not on C-SPAN they only had and the State Department is really their website is crap they'll take like a three second clip from a five hour conversation but the title of the hearing axis of abuse US human rights policy towards Iran and Syria axis of abuse really? you couldn't come up with a new one?

1:09:08 You had to have a new axis? And so now it's Syria and Iran, they're the axis of abuse. They're killing people. And then someone sent me this link from the Washington Post. Did you know that the, is he now number two, Anwar al-Awlaki, is he the number two guy in Al-Qaeda? Or is he number one? I think he's number one now. He's got the foam finger. He's got the big foam finger. He wrote a little op-ed, November 19th, 2001, for the Washington Post, still on their website. Many Muslims around the world are celebrating Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting. For many in the Middle East and in Afghanistan, the tensions of war and military action comes at a time when many Muslims seek spiritual purity. And on and on and on and on. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. Is that the same guy? That's the guy we're talking about? Yes! Yeah, with a picture. He gets a byline and a picture.

1:10:00 Hey, let me say a minute. That's the guy we're talking about. He's the new head. Yeah, I'm sending it to you. You're thinking, this is the guy who is the, this is the Yemen guy. Anwar al-Awlaki is either the number one foam finger or number two. No, no, he's not the number one guy. It's that other guy, that crazy doctor who took over Al-Qaeda. But there's two guys. This is the Yemen guy, the American from Arizona. Yeah, but this is also a big Al-Qaeda guy. Yeah, but he's not T and taking O. He's not the head guy. But he's on the hit list. he's on the kill with a drone list. This guy's obviously an agent for someone. Duh! And I think the giveaway is the fact that he's still posting, he's still posting, he's still posting his editorial. Imam Al-Alaqi of Dar al-Hiraj Islamic Center in Falls Church, Virginia, where he's from, is also the Muslim chaplain at George Washington University. He holds a Bachelor of Science in Civil Engineering from Colorado State, another fine CIA

1:10:59 State a master's in education leadership from San Diego State University as currently working on a doctorate degree in human resource development Does it get any better at George Washington University? No, no, it's a raw sahari. That's the guy who's that's the old guy but and while a lock he also has a shoot to kill Yeah, I know he does. I don't know if they have a shoot to kill, which is weird since he's an American. You can't do that. Oh yes we can. Anwar al-Awlaki. How do you spell it? Anwar al-Awlaki. Al-Zahari al-Awlaki. This is ridiculous. This is almost like mocking the fact that we can't pronounce these crazy names. Just call him Adam Gadon, which is his real name. Al-Zahari al-Awlaki. That's his real name.

CHAPTER 21 / 41 Discussion

China High-Speed Rail, Bullet Train Collision

Chinese authorities attribute a deadly high-speed rail collision to a lightning strike that caused a signaling failure, preventing a red light from appearing. Skepticism is expressed regarding the lack of redundant radar or automated braking systems on such advanced transportation technology.

china· high-speed rail· bullet train· lightning strike· signaling failure

1:11:44 I think I'm looking at his real name. Let's just call him that so we don't get confused. I don't get Adam Goddard Adam Goddard, that's his real name. Yeah, pretty awesome. So That... yeah, I know. The Chinese have come in with a great one, by the way, which really killed me. All aboard! Train's good, plane's bad! We finally know what caused the high-speed bullet train to collide with another one. It was a very simple fix. It was a lightning strike which caused the signal not to turn red.

1:12:25 Yeah, I heard this. Please. I heard a bunch of different things. I heard it was a software problem. Well, yeah, but they're saying because of lightning. I thought these things... you think with all these little radars, I mean, I can buy a Ford Focus with five or six radar devices all around it so you can't bump into anything because, you know, heaven forbid. Why don't they have these things on these trains? It seems to me that a high-speed rail train might have a little radar action going on in the front and see something stopped on the tracks and it would like slam them on. Yeah, you'd think. You'd think.

1:13:05 I mean, I didn't know that the... so the guy's traveling at 400 miles an hour and he doesn't see the red light. This doesn't make sense to me. This is not how you manage these trains. He was like, hey, did you see a red light? I didn't see a red light. Wow, what's that motorcycle coming up? You know what the next thing is gonna be on this? What? The guy was texting. Yeah, exactly. That's horrible. That is horrible. So there's a meme going around that has me somewhat, uh, interested.

CHAPTER 22 / 41 Discussion

Corporate Layoffs, One Billion Dollar Meme

A trend is identified where major financial institutions like Goldman Sachs, Cisco, and Credit Suisse all announce cost-cutting measures rounded specifically to "one billion dollars." The repetition of this specific figure is viewed as a scripted effort to appease shareholders and signal significant action.

goldman sachs· cisco· credit suisse· layoffs· shareholder value

1:13:46 And I want to play this. It came up, I think Horowitz and I discussed it on the show or two ago about how Goldman Sachs is going to cut a billion dollars by firing a thousand people which means they're making a million dollars each. And Cisco I think is going to save a bit. It's always a billion. What is the deal with this billion thing? This is what got me when I heard this credit suisse Guy even though it wasn't a billion dollars. It was a billion francs, but what is the thing with these companies? I mean what what there's a there's obviously some memo went out saying they have to cut so much But it did to confirm that they're doing the right thing It's always rounding off to a billion be impacted by by global events Do you want to attempt to make give us an outlook for the rest of the year or is that too difficult at this point?

1:14:37 I think it's tough to know exactly what will happen. It's one of the reasons that we've obviously made adjustments to our business model. We've looked at increasing our efficiency in order to make sure that even if these kinds of conditions continue to prevail for the rest of the year, we'll be able to make very good returns for our shareholders. Speaking of the cost-cutting program you announced, it's a lot more detailed than many people had expected. Now, one billion francs in cost savings in the time frame of a year, do you think that'll be enough? Well, what we've said is that we will actually reduce our run rate going into next year by a billion Swiss francs from what we actually experienced in the first half of this year. It's a very specific program. We've actually already started taking steps on that front. Yeah, a billion is the new million. A million doesn't sound like much anymore and this is all about shareholders and shareholder value and it's got to sound like a lot. We talk about trillions in the government. I think that's pretty normal.

1:15:31 Yes, but it's always the exact same. It's not 1.2, it's not 1.5, or 3.0. It's always one billion. I just found it peculiar. Sorry, maybe it's just me. So, Jon Stewart, and we don't have him talking, but Jon Stewart had a really funny bunch of clips that he ran together talking about these idiotic shows news shows on CNN and elsewhere that are playing Twitter feed feedback. And so he immediately caught

CHAPTER 23 / 41 Discussion

CNN Twitter Integration, Lady Big Mac Quotes

Mainstream news organizations are criticized for quoting anonymous Twitter accounts to represent public opinion. A montage highlights CNN and other networks citing users like "Lady Big Mac," "Shoelace," and "Dogfart" on serious topics ranging from the Bin Laden photos to the Casey Anthony trial.

cnn· twitter· jon stewart· don lemon· social media

1:16:09 Don Lemon? No, no, Don Lemon is good. I saw that Don Lemon stuff. But no, he immediately caught AM show continually quoting from this Twitter account called Lady Big Mac. Okay. So they would do a story and then they quote from Lady Big Mac and then they do a story and they quit. So he caught three of them. And then he says, well, you know, even though you think you'd come up with more people, He then ran a clip that I guess they put together of all these different names that these news organizations are actually quoting from. And it's the whole, so I just clipped it up and I chopped him out and put it together. You play this and you have to say what is wrong with these news organizations? They sound like idiots quoting from these Twitter accounts. Fast food guilty pleasure is. Well, Lady Big Mac on Twitter, Five Guys burgers and fries.

1:17:01 We want to know if politicians' private transgressions matter to their public life. Lady Big Mac on Twitter says, character matters. The decision by the president not to go public with the Bin Laden death photos. We want to know what you think about the president's decision. Lady Big Mac wrote us on Twitter, the president is right. We do not need to see pics of OBL. Do you think Casey Anthony will be convicted? Here's what you have had to say thus far. Shoelace says Casey Anthony should be convicted. Mr. Swiss Cheese tweets, Gingrich's big problem will be the women's vote. Karen, take it away. I love crispy bacon. Stay at home, mom. Ice heaven wrote to us. Blinginit187 says, Rim.

1:17:39 uh... eyes eye wigs on twitter pirate gold rights and that's where we have a murder tries writing that's diamond a fifty six on twitter mister jiminy writes force flight and thirteen says be strong tweeted dog for it yes pretty pathetic that's what news and this brings up your issues that did no vetting and this is exactly what she hillary's up to as now we know you don't even have to have a dead serious gaming dog fart yeah yeah hilarious uh... Meanwhile, there's actual stuff taking place which is not being reported like this douche knuckle from the ATF.

CHAPTER 24 / 41 Discussion

Operation Fast and Furious, ATF Gun Walking Scandal

The "Fast and Furious" investigation continues as ATF officials deny knowledge of "gun walking" during Senate hearings. Judge Andrew Napolitano argues that Attorney General Eric Holder may have lied to Congress regarding when he learned of the program, which allowed high-powered weapons to flow to Mexican drug cartels.

atf· eric holder· fast and furious· judge napolitano· brian terry

1:18:24 denying any knowledge of fast and furious senate hearing on c-span let's not report on that before this investigation ends i've got to have somebody in your position or a justice admit you knowingly let guns walk right now your agents both the agents here today from from uh... mexico and the agents that were part of phoenix and part of this program who became whistleblowers have told us you were letting guns walk sir And this investigation is my opinion that we did not let guns walk. You're entitled to your opinion, not to your facts. Woohoo!

1:19:10 the judge Napolitano rant about this exact topic. And he has a bunch of information in there that is actually unknown to me, which includes the fact that Holder had already talked to Mexico about this in 2009, two years beforehand, and then he went before Congress and said he didn't know anything about it. Right. This could be Obama's watergate. It could be if the media would get on it. Well, we'll just keep hammering on it because it's... I mean the information's out there. These are all public hearings. Just no one's doing anything about it. And meanwhile, John, the meme that we propagated is now thoroughly embedded into the psyche of the world. I introduce you to the Lone Wolf!

CHAPTER 25 / 41 Discussion

Norway Attacks, Lone Wolf and Right-Wing Terror Memes

Following the mass murder in Oslo and Utoya, media outlets and politicians emphasize the threat of "lone wolf" right-wing terrorism. Comparisons are drawn between Anders Breivik and Timothy McVeigh, with calls for increased internet surveillance and "more democracy" to counter extremist ideologies.

anders breivik· oslo· norway· lone wolf· timothy mcveigh

1:20:03 Police in Stuttgart have seized rifles and ammunition from the homes of far-right extremists. The raids targeted a group called Standard Wuttenberg, but it's not thought they had any connection to Norway's mass killer. However, any activity involving extreme right-wingers is currently causing much attention across Europe. Interior Minister Hans-Peter Friedrich has warned that Germany's homegrown far-right scene has a dangerous fringe potentially capable of mounting deadly attacks. His warning came as a police union suggested that an alarm be set up for the internet so web users could report extremist content such as that propagated by Norway's terror suspect. There you go. The lone wolves are out ladies and gentlemen. The crackdown has begun. This is all thanks to

1:20:51 The nut job in Oslo now of course officially being compared to Timothy McVeigh. Let's talk about another act of homegrown terror on the right wing extremist side and that's Timothy McVeigh. Can you connect the dots for us? What's the connection between... Connect the dots, please connect the dots. Audience members, you need to connect the dots in your head when you hear this. Connect the dots, connect the dots. Timothy McVeigh, lone wolf, terror. Anders Breivik and a man like Timothy McVeigh. Timothy McVeigh, lone wolf. The two situations are eerily similar. Eerily. There's nothing similar about it at all. Mr. McVeigh was guided by an ideology fueled by the far right here in the United States and Mr. Breivik's attack in many respects is kind of an Islamophobic version of Timothy McVeigh's actions, trying to inspire a generation to carry out additional acts of atrocities on the public for a far-right political end.

1:21:46 The sad irony of it all is that they share also the commonality in that in both instances the rush to judgment in the early stages, particularly from the American media, was to blame Muslims for the attack. when the reality tells us quite glaringly that it was in both instances homegrown terrorists carrying out these horrific atrocities. Let's talk about that for a moment. After 9-11, people felt like they had someone else to blame, someone from the outside to blame for the horrific acts that happened in their country. But in a homegrown terrorism case, the right-wing extremist side, how does a nation recover from this, knowing that it was one of their countrymen who killed almost 100 or allegedly killed almost 100 of their own people?

1:22:31 Well, it's essential as the Prime Minister of Norway said today to meet this horrific act with more democracy. To use the ends which they were trying to snuff out to embrace diversity in the community, to become a more welcoming and open society rather than allowing Mr. Breivik to win. to have society become more closed, to become more isolated, and to become more exclusionary. That's the way that the terrorists lose, is by people of goodwill standing up and saying that this kind of racism and bigotry will not be tolerated in everyday conversations, let alone when it reaches its conclusion like we saw last Friday. Right, so you can't talk about it, you can't talk about anyone being bad, you have to let democracy take over. More memes, more

CHAPTER 26 / 41 Discussion

Anders Breivik, Video Games and Steroids

Details from the investigation into Anders Breivik reveal his use of the video game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2" for training and his consumption of steroids and ephedrine. The segment also critiques the media's labeling of Breivik as a "Christian terrorist" compared to their handling of Islamic extremism.

anders breivik· call of duty· steroids· ephedrine· christian terrorism

1:23:22 meme alert. More details are emerging of Anders bearing Bravik's deadly attack in Norway. The right-wing fanatic has admitted taking steroids and the stimulant ephedrine, the scene of bombing in Oslo and the deadly rampage on the island of Utoya. A Norwegian newspaper has released this picture detailing Bravik's journey around the island where the young people were for their summer camp. How do they know this? They have an infographic, an animation of his entire track around the island. How do they know this. For 90 minutes he stalked victims in bushes and even shot at those trying to swim away. There may be some credence to Breivik's claims that he wasn't working alone. This man ferried him to the island. Somebody dropped him off by car because he had a big suitcase with him that was very heavy.

1:24:14 What was in the suitcase? He had one gun and he had a handgun, a rifle and he had a very heavy suitcase? As I recall, people thought the suitcase contained bomb disarmament equipment. Breivik used the computer game Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 as part of his training. Listen to this! Oh yeah, so Brevix, by the way this guy's not been shut up, he's not allowed to talk about anything. By the way, I shouldn't start taking notes but I see that we have, we've already had marijuana, we've had steroids, Call of Duty 2. What was the last one? He got his training from Call of Duty 2, from the video games.

1:25:02 And he's homegrown. The picture they keep using is him dressed in some high-tech Navy SEAL outfit. Which is bullcrap. That was a Photoshopped picture. Yeah, but they did it. It's used everywhere. It's become the real picture. And this one, ah, this was great. Well, judging from the mainstream media accounts of the horrific massacre in Norway, you might think that we're on the cusp of a wave of Christian terrorism. that could rival any threat from Muslim terrorism. Is that true? Let's ask our own terrorism expert and Fox News strategic analyst, Lieutenant Colonel. I love the sound effects by the way. That was a good C-Colonel. Lieutenant Colonel. Ralph Peters. So Colonel, first of all, this guy who is responsible, who we think is responsible, he's claimed responsibility, etc. Andrews,

1:25:50 Breivik, I guess is his name. Do you think that he is... would you define him as a Christian terrorist, as all the headlines are? Well, he defines himself as a Christian, but you know, anybody can claim anything. I have to tell you, it doesn't have anything to do with any church I've ever intended. But David, what troubles me most is the hypocrisy. I mean, this is such a godsend to the liberal... he's not a very good actor he's like reading his line yeah and and and and they keep hitting the the sound effects on the queue when he's messing around to cover up the fact that he's not delivering his lines very well liberal media one guy timothy mcveigh type in norway this time does something really monster there you go timothy mcveigh types and suddenly oh it's okay it's not about you know you can't use it you know just like islam well you know it's not there been tens of thousands

1:26:38 of Islamist terrorist attacks and the media have rushed to say it's nothing to do with Islam. Now one crazy claims he's a Christian and commits an act of terror and oh my god we expect more Christian terrorists while I'm waiting for the Baptist suicide bombers. That would be catchy. That would be funny. The Baptist suicide bomber. So let's go over a couple things real quick. One is that the thing that the meme that I still see when every time I see these articles is the use of the word terror or terrorist at all. The guy is a mass murderer. He's not a... What is he terrorizing? I mean, he's not... I mean, the definition in Webster's of terrorism is the systematic, which means you do it over and over again to scare people like the people that do suicide bombs in the buses.

CHAPTER 27 / 41 Discussion

Norway Terror, Carbon Tax Pilot Program Theory

An alternative theory suggests the Norway attacks may be linked to a failed carbon tax pilot program called REDD, involving the UN and George Soros. The program reportedly involved hundreds of millions of dollars being sent to Guyana, and the resulting financial scandal may have provided a motive for targeting the Norwegian Labour Party.

norway· carbon tax· redd· guyana· george soros

1:27:27 A specific use of terror as a means of coercion to get people to change their political situation or to vote somebody in office like they did in Spain. You remember that? When they blew up the trains to get them to vote a certain way and they did? Where's the terrorist angle in this? This is just nuts! Well, regardless of the reason why it happened or how it happened, uh... and you know that i have a ton of links in the show notes at three two five dot any show notes dot com uh... there's a uh... as actually a carbon tax angle to this interestingly enough there is a swear to god you were and it's there's so many different there's a lot of people have to explain that one okay alone uh... who are the bankers that benefit from the norway terror attacks written by is that word again yet air tax gap

1:28:21 Overall the carbon tax pilot program was a failure and this was... I'd have to open up the page, hold on a second. So apparently Norway was supposed to be the pilot project for European carbon tax even though Norway not officially in the EU. I'll read it to you. Last week's terror attacks in Norway shattered the heart of a peace-loving society. One of the terror suspects crazed man by the name of Anders Breivik. Yesterday the alleged terrorist Breivik had his day in court. Just as he started to mention he had accomplices in the attacks, the judge silenced him and ordered him to four weeks in isolation before his trial. Why? Would the people of Norway have a right to know who helped that crazed man carry out the terror attacks? Answer yes.

1:29:09 It is obvious that he had assistance. The attacks had to require some level of sophistication and professional planning. But rather than focus on Breivik's background, because we may never know the whole truth about him, let's examine who benefits from these horrendous attacks. Last year, during the Cancun Global Climate Change Summit, the Norway government, headed by Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, leader of the Labour Party, agreed to participate in a carbon tax pilot program endorsed by the UN and George Soros. The program is called REDD, which is an acronym for Reduced Emissions and Deforestation and Forest Degradation. In this carbon tax program, Norway would send anywhere from 250 million to 500 million dollars from Norwegian taxpayers to the government of Guyana in South America. Now I'm not going to read all this verbatim, but essentially what happened is that money got sent and then a whole bunch of buddies on the inside basically stole the money. And the guy who stole the money, they tried to kill him, this Guyana government shill,

1:30:08 uh... the idea actually uh... his name is fit more t r he's attempted to commit suicide in quotes in palm beach florida july two thousand ten take it to a mental health clinic for psychological treatment uh... and then his vehicle flipped over he went over forty foot cliff but still survived overall the carbon tax pot program as a failure and a major embarrassment for the norwegian government the international banks in the government contractors involved in that scam forget the money they've all the money in the world is supposed to be their pilot program and failed as a result the people's progress party became the number one obstacle for the carbon tax promoters

1:30:47 So, what this article surmises is that this was a hit against, and it was of course, against the PPP because they screwed up the carbon tax scam. Interesting angle. I like it! Yeah, I like it too. That's why I tagged it. You're just leaving the show notes. You gotta talk about this stuff. Yeah, well, that's what I did. Yeah, well, after I drug it out of ya. Yeah, well, I'm sorry. It's hard. There's so much stuff to talk about. Well, that's a gem. It's typical of the global warming scam. I mean, it's unbelievable and the people that can't see it. Yeah, that's true. Death and Destruction brought to you by the Global Warming People and General Electric. Well, anyway, here's another thing. Here's what's really bugging me. You know, you're talking about all these different things going on. What is being covered up and not being discussed?

CHAPTER 28 / 41 Discussion

Robert Mueller, FBI Director Term Extension

President Obama requested a one-time, two-year extension for FBI Director Robert Mueller, despite a federal law limiting the director's term to 10 years. The extension was granted to ensure "continuity" in national security following the death of Osama bin Laden, though critics warn of a return to the era of J. Edgar Hoover.

robert mueller· fbi· barack obama· term limits· national security

1:31:52 Play the keeping Mueller, whatever his name is, clip. Hold on, sorry. Slip of the hand. Who's Mueller again? Isn't he like a... You know, the head of the FBI. Why are we keeping him? In addition to ensuring that terrorists are denied victory, some of our public servants also protect us from crime and ensure that justice is served. The agency that is charged with this unique duty is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The FBI Director is limited to a 10-year non-renewable term. Congress imposed this restriction to ensure political independence and to act as a restraint on unbridled power and the potential for misuse of that power. In just a few weeks, the current FBI Director, Robert S. Mueller III, will conclude his 10-year term.

1:32:39 The President has asked for a one-time, two-year extension for Mr. Mueller to ensure continuity in America's national security teams. The killing of Osama bin Laden and personnel changes in key national security posts make these unusual times that justify a short-term extension. Director Mueller has shown himself a dedicated public servant who has kept terrorists at bay and reduced crime. Mr. Mueller assumed leadership of the FBI on September 4th, 2001, just one week prior to the attacks of September 11th, 2001. During his tenure, he has reformed the FBI to ensure that it is able to address not only terrorist threats, but also threats posed by traditional criminals. This request for an extension was not made by Mr. Mueller, but by the President of the United States. Huh. Yeah, because the guy knows something, I guess. Well, here's the deal.

1:33:33 And then Sheila Jackson, this guy's from Texas, and then Sheila Jackson shows up with a very similar speech and a bunch of other people came out. With a great scarf, no doubt. She's always got great scarves. Oh, she's just a woman, is the most annoying person ever. But anyway, they all come out in support of this guy. Congress specifically passed a law that limited the term of office for the FBI director to 10 years. Period. The law was passed for a reason. And now they're going to overturn the law where they're not really going to just give him a two-year extension, which is in direct violation of what the idea was to begin with. And then who's to say we're not going to have another two-year extension? Then another one and the guy's J. Edgar Hoover. I mean, give me a break. Who are these guys kidding? Don't they know why they passed this law in the first place? Not that Mueller's not a great guy. It's the fact that you're not supposed to keep the guy in there for a reason.

1:34:26 So is anyone contesting this? No! They're just like, okay, the guy's great, they're all talking about how great he is. Yeah, where's our rubber stamp? Let's go to work! Where's the auto pen? Really? So no one is standing up and saying, hold on a second, you know, there's a reason for this? Well maybe Ron Paul is, I haven't found anyone. And this has been totally not covered by anyone. There was something else that cropped up, which I'm having a hard time... It's almost second half of the show stuff. uh... you want to uh... we want to thank some producers know and i'll bring up this uh... this little gem that i found which i think is second half type stuff because it involves some some rocketry who got the traffic at the rocket three how to add that's really good idea show my school by doing it you know which in the national the people who could do that's the only other

CHAPTER 29 / 41 Discussion

Knighting Ceremony, Dame Melissa and Sir Paul

The show conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Paul Schneider and Melissa Simmons in recognition of their $1,000 donations. Other contributors are acknowledged for their "Value for Value" support, including a graduate student and a donor from the Netherlands who uses the show as an "awakening force."

knighthood· paul schneider· melissa simmons· value for value· karma

1:35:29 Okay, so we've got again we don't have a lot of it's not all the cities came through so we only have a couple we do have Sir Todd Simmons, Simons or Simmons from Eight Mile Plains, Brisbane. $133 in the morning agenda. This should finalize funds for my third knighthood. You don't have this on the list so please put it on the list. Please give it to Melissa my fiance. Oh hold on a second. So Melissa but we don't have Melissa's last name. No well just Melissa for now. which if she's gonna marry him is going to be melissa simmons simmons simmons okay we'll just call her uh... dame uh... dame melissa melissa that's fine he's in desperate need of karma please give me a shout out yup hold on a second here we go you've got karma he says his mechanic told me his car would take two weeks to fix and it's been three months so far i may require legal action by the way the name of his mechanic is obama no that's a cruel joke

1:36:31 It's a rule Joe does he have a clutch car you require legal action anyway, so he's got a bad mechanic So you need to need some karma? Wj be wraps 133 dollars and 33 cents hi John Adam. My name is Wilbur wraps from the Netherlands It is great that Julie-show is a lightbulb in the darkness. It works brilliantly and ensures that you stay alert. It is great that Julie-show is a lightbulb in the darkness. It works brilliantly and ensures that you stay alert.

1:37:23 It's great that your show is a light in the dark, a point of light in the dark. It works as an awakening force and keeps you alert. That's good. He likes my, John's, geographical tips for vacation purposes, so keep doing that. And the question about clipping. What is the best way to record? I have a TV with HDMI, USB, and HDD hooked to it. On my desktop I want to record audio and video streams. Do I need to buy hardware? Is it only installing software? Blah, blah, blah.

1:37:59 is perpendicularnews.com. Send me an email, I'll tell you what I do and you can take it from there. Yeah, whatever you do, don't do what I've been doing because everything's over-modulated here in the bus. I don't know what you're doing. I'm doing something wrong, I don't know. Alan Cavito III, Richmond, Virginia, 12345. I listen to maybe 15 podcasts a week. Only three are top priority. No Agenda is in my top three. You two are just awesome in so many ways. Great show in so many ways. Glad Adam figured out how to stop popping his mic. Yes, really? Yeah. Well if you see his rig now, he's got a big giant. I don't know where he got that big blue It's a it's a it's an accessory you can buy it on Amazon the blue pop screen. It looks pretty cuz it's curved Yeah, it is. Yeah, that's what what he's using him Bob pop pop pop pop music pop filter

1:38:56 David and Mccoskey on our $11.11. Sean Brooker on $11.11. We know karma works for getting a job. Does it work for getting the girl? Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Let's give it a shot. Maybe it'll happen. You've got karma. Actually, you need one of these to go along with it. That's one mother I'd like to. That usually helps. Let us know. Send pictures. Edward Hines, anonymous karma shot from Jacksonville, Florida is not a crap hole. You've got karma. Way to go, Buzzkill Jr. He blew it. Yep. $111. Daniel Rondi, 6666 is quadruple three for gas money, quadruple 33 for gas money. That's not... That's double 33. It's not quadruple.

1:39:45 Anyway, yeah, it's only double Marmar brother Martin Marina you think yeah, I think it's Marina duty call of duty. Yeah husband of call of two and their kid, too 65 first-time donor one on a drive to NYC the other day we started discussing the bed bug hysteria without missing a beat my 13 year old and 10 year old started singing the distraction of the week I love that! Have the kids record it! I like the idea of little kids singing that. Oh, you have no idea. Every single person we've met on the road, John, every single one talks about their kids singing all the jingles. And their favorites are Hot Pockets, that's one of their favorites. A lot of them love, uh, uh, Train's Good, Plain's Bad. And, uh, of course, uh, our favorite which is... Devorac.org slash N-A. Love it! The kids love it!

1:40:50 Well, I just think it would, I would like to hear, have Marina, a $65 donor, have your, or is John S., one of the two, whoever donated, get a recording of a 13 and a 10 year old singing together that jingle. I would love to hear it. I think it's got to be hilarious. Mike Potter, St. Louis, Lake St. Louis, Missouri, Fit double nickels on the dime Charles Hickman Grove City, Ohio double nickels on a dime Please set me up some with some karma for a complicated situation. I'm working on Okay We don't need to know you've got karma Loves the show. He also wants to hear a Chinese ITM

1:41:32 That seems to be an awfully popular of all of them that's the most popular. Yeah, I don't know why. It has a nice ring to it. It does. Let's just hear that one again. Zhe Shan Wu! People actually will send me an email. I'm like, what does it say there? Oh, and then they have their own way of spelling Zhe Shan Wu. Takes you a while to figure out. Oh, it's a Zhe Shan Wu. Okay, I got it. Susie Lawson, Double Nickels on the dime. Hello, John, and I'm sorry that my boyfriend and I couldn't attend the meetup in Asheville and she-v-e-d a line of requesting some karma for myself regarding a job promotion. Hoping it would get us- You've got karma. Hoping it would help us just get by. Yeah. Love the show. Jeffrey Gerlach. Sir Jeffrey Gerlach. I'm sorry, uh, Double Nick- oh, 5150, the nutball, uh, donation.

1:42:19 Because you're all the best last of those servants they can call themselves public service. We are public service. This is true Allen in Oakland $50 David his slip $50 solvency is maintained by means of a national debt on the principal if you will not lend me the money How can I pay you? Yeah, Ralph Waldo Emerson quote? and finally peter totes and philip market to market uh... fifty dollars and one thing them and all the rest of the donors who contributed for this uh... stursdays and no agenda show appreciate it yeah we've got a couple of uh... hot pockets toward producers who have also supported i have to go back to tampa as uh... after the show i received a couple donations josh araya sixty dollars for gas thank you so much

CHAPTER 30 / 41 Discussion

No Agenda Tour, BP Gas Cards and Bible Gift

The No Agenda Tour receives various gifts from producers, including BP and Shell gas cards and a customized leather-bound Bible. A donor in Tampa, noted for his resemblance to Brad Pitt, provided the Bible with a specific reference to the Book of John, which is interpreted as a message for the co-host.

bp· shell· gas cards· brad pitt· bible

1:43:08 Aaron Patterson gave two $50 gas cards and a $1 bill and he had a really cute card. So it's an envelope. It says, from a former distracted slave to no agenda. And on the back it says, don't worry, I can't make anthrax at my facility. And in the card, Adam and Mickey, don't you two get cabin fever in the four winds 5,000 or we'll 5150 you. Zhou Zhang Huao, which I think is Shih-Zhang Wu, Adam and JCD in spirit hope you find the enclosed useful for your five-week oil cabal support tour around Gitmo Nation. Thanks for all your hard work on the show. Keep hitting them in the mouth, your loyal human resource Aaron Patterson, Gitmo Nation oranges and then he has a little you know drawings and stuff on it so very very cute thank you so much for that. These are gas cards by the way

1:43:59 are a big pain in the ass. First of all, they're highly appreciated. But I think that the... and by the way, it's funny that a lot of people in the Gulf Coast states went out of their way to give us BP gas cards just as like a little extra joke. So we got them from Shell, we got them from BP. It's like they don't immediately work in the gas stations. You gotta go inside and it's like, you know, you gotta go through a rigmarole. It's interesting. I think the whole idea is for you to buy them and forget them. Which is the way most gift cards work. You know, gift cards in general are money makers because people either don't use them or they forget them. But they're too hard to use.

1:44:38 uh... in pennsylvania or actually uh... lily and uh... in uh... alabama brian and canvas thank you so much for picking us up and for the fifty dollar gas donation highly appreciated yesterday uh... here in new orleans david rama goes and his lovely daughters i can see all of that uh... on the uh... hot pockets uh... facebook page which mickey is uh... maintaining which has a tons of great pictures john thank you for sending out the email she really appreciated all the extra work of uh... people now trying to get to meet us now that uh... we've emailed that and uh... so it was two hundred dollars and they also picked up lunch for us highly appreciated andy kirby this is very interesting guy you look at his pictures on a so he gave the uh... her allergies card

1:45:22 Highly appreciated Andy. Thank you so much if you look on on the Facebook page You'll see that he looks like Brad Pitt in fact he walked in I'm like oh my god. It's Brad Pitt He's coming to the meetup seriously. Yeah, the guys he's a good-looking guy and uh... should be a really good at the lm and then get reservations and brad pitt who is going to have a little bit of a round is a we got brad pitt here we need uh... so um... he also gave at the end of the of the meetup a uh... customized leather-bound bible i have one with my name on it miki has one with her name on it mine is uh... black and gray and she has one that is hot pink

1:46:07 And he has a nice little note that he put in here, it's very sweet. And he says, start on page 965. So I go to, and it's a code, John, it's a code. Let me explain this code. Page 965 is the beginning of the book of John. There was a man sent from God whose name was John. He came as a witness to testify concerning that light so that through him all might believe he himself Was not the light he came only as a witness to the light I think this is code and that he's telling me that you John are John and that you bring the light Yeah, no, I've gotten to reading the Bible on the show. Well, this is you should have said it for Sunday. I like it It's nice. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful Bible. It works for me. It's the most read book in history. I

1:47:02 as far as I can see. Indeed. And by the way, I think the listener, producer who said that you're on a five-week oil company support tour is absolutely on the money. Spot on! That's right, oil cabal, oil cabal tour. It is, we're burning it up, baby. So we really appreciate everyone's support for the show. It really does help because we're just pouring the money in and now of course we're desperately looking for BP and Shell stations to fill it all up. Our next stop, tonight we're going to stop somewhere, we hope to make it to Houston but we might not make it because we're going to start rolling right after the show. Of course we picked up an hour so we got a little extra time. But our next show will be from Austin, Texas.

CHAPTER 31 / 41 Discussion

Show Logistics, Emergency Clip Show Preparation

The hosts discuss the technical challenges of recording on the road via Skype and the creation of a two-hour "emergency clip show" to serve as a "dead man's button." The tour's next stop is announced as Austin, Texas, where a large meetup is planned.

skype· austin texas· clip show· dead man's button· mickey

1:47:46 and uh... this is going to be a huge meetup mickey's got uh... a lot of people coordinating uh... i t m dot i am slash tour all eight that is uh... they'll take you to the face book page of course updates are still on my blog and on the hot pockets two thousand eight dot com website and uh... we're going to tell kelly lewis to go visit you now why don't you not thank you access fine there's no no reason to do that so it but it has been absolutely beautiful john you are really missed it feels uh... wrong in oh so many ways to be a taking so much praise for the show without you there uh... i am uh... very cognizant of the fact that uh... a lot of people never would have found the show without you shilling another program so that's great and uh... and it's a it's also very apparent if uh... either one of us drops dead the show is over this is no good i think i did go good one week

1:48:43 Get enough for for burial services. We can get some coast for one or two shows. Coast nice I got one hour of sound effects so far and I'm gonna have a two-hour, not sound effects, but clips. I'm gonna have a two-hour clip show available for emergency use probably within the next two or three months. It's painful to put together a bunch of 30, 40 second clips. Yeah, it's the dead man's button. If one of us dies then we got some clips. We got a clip show left over. just another job by that beautiful yet by a perfect some extra karma going out to gene one of our uh... uh... human resources in the chat says she's having some health problems so let me uh... hit a little first there you've got karma and uh... dave brian from uh... the guy who maintains no agenda entertainment dot com uh... hey adam things are going so great here no agenda entertainment land i desperately need full-time employment to pay my bills and to get by

1:49:42 And now of course losing my affiliate money from Amazon, thanks to the great state of California, means no beer money from running my little site. I would be super happy if you could send a little good karma this way so I can become gainfully employed once again in turn, help support the show. So yeah, we do appreciate everything you've done there Dave. You've got karma. Absolutely. And then we got a couple of birthdays to celebrate. Susan L. Brigham says happy birthday. Congratulations to her son Tyler Brigham turning 24 today. Patrick Sutton, he's celebrating his own birthday turning 20.

1:50:23 I don't know, his birthday is on the 28th, no idea how old he is. Sean Pendergast, his 29th birthday is on today, the 28th. And Wayne H. says happy birthday to his wife, Catherine, a belated happy birthday, but he really appreciates her letting him attend the meetup in Tampa last Sunday, which was actually her birthday. I can't believe you did that, Wayne, but that's very nice of her. So happy birthday from your buddies here at the No Agenda Show. And then we have, we got some knighthoods. John, if you could draw out the blade please, that would be helpful. Yeah, very good. Paul Schneider and Melissa Simmons, or the future Melissa Simmons, please step forward, extend your ring fingers or any finger you wish to point in my direction. Thanks to your donations in support of the No Agenda podcast program, the best show on

CHAPTER 32 / 41 Discussion

Senate Vote, Mueller Reconfirmation Unanimity

The U.S. Senate voted 100-0 to reconfirm FBI Director Robert Mueller for a two-year extension, bypassing the established 10-year term limit. The unanimous vote, which included Senator Rand Paul, is cited as evidence of Mueller's immense influence and the lack of political opposition to his continued leadership.

robert mueller· senate· rand paul· fbi· unanimous vote

1:51:15 world in excess of one thousand dollars we hear by nightly sir paul schneider night of the no agenda roundtable and dame melissa simmons dame of the no agenda roundtable please enjoy your hookers and blow your rent boys and chardonnay i wonder if kids will be asking their parents what that's all about now one of these days and by the way while you were doing that i was looking up the uh... the senate you weren't you weren't attending the ceremony No, no, I mean before that. Oh, okay. I was looking up the Senate vote on Mueller. Yeah. He was reconfirmed for the two more years, but guess what the vote was? How many votes are there? A hundred? Sorry, I didn't hear you. You broke up. How many votes are there in total? The total is 50 Senate, I'm sorry, 50 states, a hundred votes. A hundred votes. 99 to 2.

1:52:08 100 to nothing. No, you're kidding me. Every single douchebag voted, you know, they're all afraid. This guy has the goods on everybody, that's why. Yeah, this is the reason that law was passed. Now the guy is never going to get out of office. This is our Congress. No, no, that's the Senate. Oh, I mean it's the Senate. I mean, they're the ones, I guess, who have to confirm the guy. Whatever the case is, forget it. It's just the way it is. That's outrageous. 100 to nothing. That includes Rand Paul. And? Oh, really? Yeah, that's right. He's a senator. Did he vote? 100 to nothing is the vote. He had to have voted. Everyone voted. They all voted, too. Nobody abstained. Nobody didn't show up. Yeah, they've got that Buddha thing on Rand Paul. That's why he voted.

1:52:53 So here's the deal. So here so this is not covered by any mainstream media. It's just Pat. Well, you know the guy's great He's great. Let's put it on forever. He's doing a good job like the press, you know the president That's why they passed this thing that they should have made it a for a four-year thing and then maybe when you know The guy's 210 years is too long. The guy gets his gets the goods on everyone. He gets right back in And then they made a point, these guys, but I'm sorry we gotta get back to the donation thing, because I want to mention that we're out and people can help us. But I'm just on a rant here. But they mentioned, everyone's mentioning, by the way, it wasn't Mueller's idea, it was Obama's idea. Yeah, right, okay, fine. Anyway, I want to thank people that did donate and remind them to go to devoreact.org slash NA. Hold on, let me try it this way. Hey, hold on, what's happening? Oh no, did we break?

CHAPTER 33 / 41 Discussion

NASCAR Prayer, Corporate Sponsorship in Religion

A recording of a pre-race NASCAR prayer features a chaplain thanking God for specific corporate sponsors, including Dodge, Toyota, Ford, and Sunoco racing fuel. The prayer also includes a viral moment where the chaplain thanks God for his "smoking hot wife" before ending with "Boogity, boogity, boogity, amen."

nascar· prayer· dodge· toyota· roush yates

1:53:47 maybe no agenda nation dot com and no agenda show dot com a good alternative is also channeled of or dot com slash and a is also a third way to get in on second something broke here on the weather dot org slash and a release that parts the works yes and uh... it's very important the support this program because of course we don't take any uh... commercial uh... funds we are a public servants and here's the alternative I don't know if you saw the NASCAR prayer John this this blew me away we always have a prayer before NASCAR and before the before the start of the race so if you don't support our show are you okay

1:54:34 I just got tangled up with the mic, sorry. I could just see you falling on the floor. Help! I'm falling! Help me, my mic hit me in the nose! I've fallen, I can't get up! Help me so much, please help me! Help me, somebody help me! Yeah, that's right. Heavenly Father, we thank you tonight for all your blessings you said and all things give thanks. So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyotas. Thank you for the Fords and most of all, we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM Performance Technology and the R07 engines. Thank you for Sunoco

1:55:18 racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord I want to thank you for my smoking hot wife tonight, Lisa. My two children Eli and Emma are as we lay leaves. Lord I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on what's worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, buggin' it Boogity boogity boogity is this guy ordained or is this just? Entertaining preacher that's for sure. I love it. I don't want to thank you Lord for my smoking hot wife awesome right on That's how it should be done, man. Yeah, did we blog that too if you want us to actually see the visual? Oh you did cool. Oh, yeah, so somehow I lost Connection here. This is not good

CHAPTER 34 / 41 Discussion

Reality TV Talent Shows, Performer Exploitation

Reality competition shows like "America's Got Talent" are described as modern versions of the Ed Sullivan Show that exploit performers by paying them little to nothing. The segment critiques the hyperbolic reactions of judges like Mary Murphy and the "scam" of using amateur talent to fill variety show slots.

america's got talent· so you think you can dance· ed sullivan· mary murphy· variety acts

1:56:19 Let me see. I think I'm back almost. I just want to make sure I got the... Wow! Things crashing. It's difficult. Life on the road is not easy, my friend. Let me tell you that. Now the cold is coming back. So you're playing crazy, uh, crazy clips. I got one. Yeah, right. So, um, I'm watching, uh, So You Think You Can Dance. Which is a pretty good show. That's entertaining because these guys are pretty I mean there's a lot of really good dancers You know there's this this show of course is up against America's Got Talent And you know these shows which are all stemmed from you know Ted Mac's amateur hour from years and years ago The Gong Show to a lesser extent, but this are actually more like the Ed Sullivan variety show because there's a especially America's Got Talent because it's a bunch of variety acts that you would never normally see and

1:57:12 And I have to say this this is just the biggest scam I whoever dreamed it up Essentially, it's the Ed Sullivan show where you don't pay anybody. Yeah, that's what's so cool about it Yeah, that's what's so cool about it. So you get to watch a variety show that's under the guise that it's some sort of a competition when we all know that's bullcrap. And you get these three douchebags, or four depending, you know, you get to judge the various acts. But in the meantime, you get to see a lot of really cool variety acts. But are these people getting, if they're getting paid anything, they're getting paid scale, they're not getting paid what they would have been getting in the olden days. I mean, this is,

1:57:48 These poor performers aren't getting anything for their efforts. And they're so happy to be there. So what's your point? My point is to complain. I just feel bad about it. He's just being an old cranky man. I'm liking it. So here's one of the judges on America Can Dance. Oh, you think you can dance? Mary Murphy, and this is one of the reasons I dislike these shows because of people like this. This is Mary Murphy, one of the judges, whooping and hollering over somebody's performance. It's just so ludicrous that it's ridiculous. Mary Murphy, you were standing up. Give me your opinion and give it to me now. I guess it's no secret I loved it!

1:58:38 Just take your medicine That's right, open up, take your medicine. Alright, while you were watching important programming like that, John, I was scouring the record, I was scouring the Federal Register.

CHAPTER 35 / 41 Discussion

Executive Order, Transnational Criminal Organizations

President Obama issued an executive order on July 25th targeting "transnational criminal organizations" that threaten international stability. The order specifically names the "Brothers Circle" (or Family of Eleven), a term for Russian organized crime, allowing the Treasury Department to seize assets without traditional due process.

barack obama· executive order· brothers circle· russian mob· treasury department

1:59:30 And what do I come across? And it's always so coincidental that these things get published and get put out. And I have a couple questions about this that maybe you can help me with. Whenever there's something really big going on and we've got people getting shot up and blown up in Norway and we've got the debt show American Idol happening, there's an executive order released on July 25th. Executive order blocking property of transnational criminal organizations. Interesting. Barack Obama and the President of the United States find the activities of significant transnational criminal organizations such as those listed in the annex to this order have reached such scope and gravity that they threaten the stability of international political and economic systems. Such organizations are becoming increasingly sophisticated and dangerous to the United States.

2:00:29 They are increasingly entrenched in the operations of foreign governments and the international financial system, thereby weakening democratic institutions, degrading the rule of law, and undermining economic markets. These organizations facilitate and aggravate violent civil conflicts and increasingly facilitate the activities of other dangerous persons. I therefore determine that significant transnational criminal organizations constitute an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security, foreign policy, and economy of the United States. Wow! This is a big one! This is like, could this be Al-Qaeda? Could it be Al-Shabaab? Could it be the Taliban? No! Let's go to the annex.

2:01:19 It's the Brothers Circle, aka the Family of Eleven, formerly known as the Twenty. John, I ask you, this incredibly dangerous organization that threatens the economic stability and security of the world, have you ever heard of the Brothers Circle? No. Have you ever heard of the Family of Eleven? Not really. Well then why, what is this? Where's the reporting? Why aren't we all over this? Well, Al Shabab is the real reason, but... This is the Brothers Circle. Circle of Brothers, I got that. If I, wait a minute, Brother, what was it? Brother of... It's the Brothers Circle, right? The Brothers Circle, formerly known as the Family of Eleven, formerly known as the Twenty. Wait, hold on a second. How does this work? I go to Google,

2:02:15 and i type in brother circle and the first thing i get a circle of brothers men's town hall meeting in harlem the circle brothers free music tour days of her as a band will scala and colonial she made brothers circle dash circle twenty ten to cd's usd take down right organized air finally there it is not even that top of the list now you would be hard pressed to find any information about this horrible threat that apparently is so bad we have to have uh... an executive order and the executive order by the way is uh... is pretty big it's like uh... let me see and by the way the person's listed it's not just the person's listed in this annex is also any person determined by the secretary of the treasury in consultation with the attorney general and the secretary of state of course lucifer's in there

2:03:07 To any foreign person that constitutes a significant transnational criminal organization. Essentially, this is to shut down finance of anybody the US government wants. They could call us a significant transnational criminal organization and shut down our PayPal accounts. But I did the research and I came up with the Brother Circle. It's actually not a term the Russians recognize in law enforcement, but the family of 11 and the 20 reflect a pop culture representation of Russian organized crime. So it's not even a defined group. It's just a general slang term for the Russian mob.

CHAPTER 36 / 41 Discussion

Minuteman III Missile, Russian Retaliation Theory

A Minuteman III ICBM launch malfunctioned and was destroyed in flight, leading to unconfirmed reports that Russia may have shot it down in retaliation for the new U.S. executive order. The incident is framed within a broader "Cold War" context involving visa wars and the resignation of U.S. cybersecurity chief Randy Vickers.

minuteman iii· icbm· russia· cold war· cyber security

2:03:52 Yeah, I'm reading this. I'm reading a very good little breakdown. It's from the term Bratsky Krug. The brother circle has been used from time to time with the traditional Soviet underwrestling reference. It's like the mafia. So the president basically... and by the way, who runs Russia? The mafia! I mean, we know that. That's no secret. Ex-KGB guys. It's all one big mob state. So the president has just basically come out and said, hey, you're Russian? Screw ya! If you're Russia, what would you do to retaliate? Ooh, here we go. This is gonna be good. We had a launch yesterday of a Minuteman 3 inter-ballistic continental missile, intercontinental ballistic missile, which apparently malfunctioned and had to be destroyed.

2:04:52 I immediately received reports from Russia that the Russians shot this missile down as a retaliation against this exact executive order and that there is now an actual cold war at play between the US and the Russians, i.e. the brother circle, the family of 11. Alright. And no one's reporting on this missile. that had to be, I mean, how stupid is it? Yeah, the missile malfunctioned so we destroyed it in flight. I actually, I think I have somewhere, I have... It happens once in a while. I'm not sure that you guys, I think you may have, be on a dead end here with this. I don't know. I don't know. I read about this, it's almost like they don't want to really name names when it comes to the Russian mob because there's apparently an exact word that also refers to the Kimura, the Yakuza, and Las Zetas, which I'm unfamiliar with.

2:05:57 So apparently, um... I guess it's a Mexican, big Mexican gang. There's more than one gang. Yeah, why'd they just call the one out though? The Las Zetas' ex-special forces turned narcos. Okay, this is like too weird the whole thing it's strange right and it just slips under the radar and it's and they can shut everyone any money that you have if you're related to Significant transnational criminal organization ie the mob the u.s. Can seize it, but now would they I mean do one of they just Well what it says to me is that due process seems to be at you know at risk here, okay?

2:06:42 Yeah, no, that's never been at risk before, John. This is brand new. Unbelievable. It's crazy though, right? Yeah, well if they can get away with this then they can just put anybody's name on a list and say we're just gonna seize the guy's stuff and throw him in jail. Or shoot him. Yeah, I think that's basically the point. Not that I'm trying to make excuses for these mobs, but come on. And I was just interested, I had no questions in the Carney spokeshold. He talks for almost an hour, no one asks any questions about this. Do these guys not read the Federal Register? I mean it's on whitehouse.gov for Christ's sake, excuse me for taking the Lord's name in vain. It's on the website. I don't know. And how come we hear about Al Shabab, Al Shabab? I want to know about the Brother Circle. This to me is interesting.

2:07:37 I like the family of 11. That sounds cool. I'm with the family of 11. I don't know. Well, that was a good find. I don't know what it means in the big picture, but obviously something. Well, I think we need to keep our eye on it. We got a government that just loves to grab people's money. That's right. Take it. Hey, you know, we got a shortfall on taxes. This is when we had tax average. No, no, we had a windfall. What are you talking about? We had a windfall. We actually did good. We brought in more revenue than expected. This is all over the National Treasure, which I happen to listen to while I'm on the road. Oh yeah, well sometimes that's all you can get. They have the best signal. Yeah, oh, and they have three transmitters right next to each other. You go from 91.1 down to 89.9, so when you start to lose one, you pick it up on the other. Oh, that's great. No, no, the Ministry of Truth is all over the place. Yeah. Now I have a clip here which is a pedo-bear clip.

CHAPTER 37 / 41 Discussion

Ireland, Catholic Church Abuse Report

The Prime Minister of Ireland issued a scathing rebuke of the Vatican following the Cloyne Report, which detailed the systematic cover-up of child abuse within the Catholic Church. A PBS segment featuring an Irish correspondent explains how the "sexual abuse monster" was exported from Ireland to the U.S., Canada, and Australia.

ireland· vatican· priestly abuse· cloyne report· pbs

2:08:40 uh... this is actually from our other national treasure pbs and this is about the uh... the ireland is you know uh... the prime minister of ireland came out and said hey the vatican the catholic church systematic torture and sexual abuse of children and it's abhorrent and you guys have done nothing proper about it which is a big deal because i think in uh... in ireland the churchgoers probably eighty percent is catholic and uh... for the prime minister to come out and say this has really rocked the boat and I have to give props to PBS for bringing in this guy from RTE

2:09:20 and uh... well it's just it's it's astounding to me it's not like we haven't been talking about this on the show for many many years but it seems like there is a big irish catholic priest pete aubert issue more were joined by richard downs the washington correspondent for our t e ireland's national television station in richard did that the cloying report the examination of this one diocese in ireland show that the church there was covering up accusations of priestly child abuse in contravention of what they said they were going to do? Yes and no. Yes, they were, and no, it was not a surprise to anybody.

2:10:02 We've had the Ferns report, we've had reports on the Christian Brothers in Ireland, we've had reports on the Magdalene Sisters in Ireland, many reports going back 20, 25, 30 years and each one has shown that the priests and the bishops of particular orders or diocese have covered up and have tried to dissuade the authorities from getting involved, the official legal authorities from getting involved. But lots of people in Ireland, I think the majority of Irish people, assume that this was somehow in the past, that this was to do with the legacy of... ...report, a senior cleric... notes that he realized what a problem the church in Ireland had when he started to read reports about priestly abuse in Canada, in the United States, in Australia, and it struck him that these were Irish-ordained, Irish-born priests. So there is a connection

2:10:55 to the scandal in the rest of the world? Absolutely, there's a connection to the scandal here in the United States. Recently my own television stations had a long documentary about priests and alleged abuse in Africa. Of course many Irish priests went abroad. We produced a massive surplus of priests, of Christian brothers, of brothers, of nuns, who many of course it should be said went and did great work abroad. But of course we exported a type of Catholicism that for whatever reason, and that hasn't been really clarified yet, created this kind of sexual abuse monster. And it happened in the United States, it happened in Canada, it happened in Australia, it happened in New Zealand. Hey, can this guy get to the point?

2:11:36 It's very familiar. The names are Irish. The modus operandi of the abusers involved was exactly the same, whether it was Colway, Cloyne, New Zealand or the United States. So it's something that we did and something that happened out of Ireland, if you like, that came out of Ireland, which is undeniable and very recognizable. So what do you think? Is it in the potatoes? Is it in the water? Irish priest's pito bear. I don't know, but to quote you, that's five minutes of my life I'll never get back. Well, you know what? Okay. I mean, you don't care? You don't care that this is taking place? No, I don't care, but could you have, like, summarized it? I mean, the guy's just boring. Sometimes I think it has to be boring. Well, not if people don't pay attention, and I was zoning out with that guy. Alright. Well, then, please entertain us, John.

CHAPTER 38 / 41 Discussion

LulzSec Arrest, PayPal DDoS Program

A 19-year-old associate of a No Agenda producer was arrested for his alleged involvement with the hacker group LulzSec. The individual is accused of downloading a program designed to slow down PayPal's servers, highlighting the aggressive federal crackdown on minor participants in online protests.

lulzsec· paypal· ddos· pensacola· fbi

2:12:32 No, I'm done. I don't have any more clips. I was hoping you were gonna finish strong with some flying saucer material I started I started on the the Russians blowing out the the minute man and you didn't you like you're taking it too far There's no good. Yeah. Well, I thought maybe you're saying there's an alien shooting it down. I mean there was nothing good All right. Well, then what I know how what how come they're Russian? I don't buy them too. It's because I'm not buying it You think that's a Russian shot it down. There'd be some I don't know. I'm just I There's something maybe the right. I don't know maybe the Russians don't I don't know I think we're in a cold war you just I think you got the Russian story wrong and let me tell you why I think I think The Russian mob is a concern and this is all window dressing because you yourself said and if you read any of this stuff There is no real brother circle. It's just kind of a generic term used, you know, just to describe a nebulous operation doesn't exist and

2:13:25 and it's soft peddling the problem. They're not going to... unless you see them seize some Russian assets in this country, I think this is just window dressing. I think the whole thing is a big bunch of bull crap. I think we're going to see some actual seizures. I think we're at Cold War with Russia and we're not talking about it. I think somewhere it has to do with this axis of abuse with Syria and with Russia sponsoring Syrian whatever. They've got their naval base there. I think there's a lot going on and there's, you know, I continue to believe there's space wars happening. What? Cyprus, don't forget that. Cyprus, of course, got downgraded. You caught that? No, I didn't. I missed that one. Yeah, Cyprus, and this is interesting, Cyprus got a big downgrade from, I think, Moody's. However, you'd like to know that the head of the Cypriot Central Bank is a guy named,

2:14:28 Anastasios Orfanidis. He was an economist for the Federal Reserve Board, a senior economist for the Federal Reserve Board, an advisor for the Federal Reserve Board, a senior advisor for the Federal Reserve Board. I mean there is stuff going on John that we can't even fathom right now. It is so intertwined and there was a fight and it's all about money and we're the ones getting screwed. Just get by shut up slave. That's what's happening. And I really believe that there is something going on between the United States and Russia with this executive order. This is some kind of shot across the bow saying don't screw with us or we're gonna take your money. And I put it down in the book. Yeah, please do. Also like to note that the US cybersecurity chief Randy Vickers resigned after the hacks of the CIA website. And they apparently arrested some 19 year old lulz sec kid.

2:15:34 Yeah, one of our producers at the Pensacola meetup, I think it was Pensacola, maybe, well one of the Florida meetups, he knew one of these kids that got arrested. His crime? He downloaded some program off the internet that would slow down PayPal. Arrested as a member of LULZSEC. Still in custody. Really? Yeah. Well that's pretty questionable. It all is questionable my friend. uh... let me see if i can go so it would be a good way to the end this last clip there's also a note in the that nepalitano makes about a government that breaks the law there's not a government that uh... can be trusted and that you can't erase somebody download something yet you download the program jelena so the key away now we're we're under severe attack now i'm a i'm amazed that we're still on the air identified was this kid do we have any documentation on him i'll get some

CHAPTER 39 / 41 Discussion

Music Piracy, Napster and CD Sales Correlation

A new report confirms a long-held observation that music piracy actually correlates with higher record sales. Data shows that CD sales peaked during the height of Napster and plummeted only after the service was shut down, suggesting that "pirates" are often a music label's best customers.

napster· cd sales· emi· piracy· market analysis

2:16:41 Yeah, no, I think it should be publicized in the community. I'll get some. Because I mean there's a lot of people download weird crap, you know, and they say, oh, I don't know, and they just download. Some people just download. I mean this is like the complaint about, you know, pirates that take, you know, movies, download movies all day, you know, from various BitTorrents. So what? They're just downloading them. They have a huge collection of nothing that they don't look at in their lifetime. What difference does it make? And the head of EMI I think just said that turns out people who pirate are their best customers. They buy the most music. By the way, I don't want to bring it up again, but I will.

2:17:19 This was an observation I made during the heyday in the late 90s of Napster. When that thing was kind of cut loose and everybody was joining it, and they're all downloading left and right, copying each other's collections and going crazy, the CD market had its biggest boom year. Yep, all downhill after that. And the day they killed Napster, They basically shut it down, the sales of CDs plummeted and continued to plummet. And I keep bringing this up, it's like an observation you can make. Oh, it's just a coincidence. Now there's an official report out now, you can find it in the show notes, 325.nnshownotes.com, an official report which shows exactly this. And yeah, I think that's fodder for another column.

2:18:08 Yeah, why not? I've been right. I've done that columns five or six times might as well just make it an even half dozen and Mr. Oil in the chat room is saying that I am spot on the US and Russia are already in a visa war and There is a cold war going on and he can know I'm not far off on this There's something very and of course, that's why the Secretary of State would be involved. Well, I'm gonna wait in New York I'm sure you're gonna be at Gloating I'll be gloating Well, maybe, maybe not. Alright, let me hit you with the God particle and one more question and some homework for everybody. What these machines do is they accept... This is about the, you know, we found an anomaly in the data on the large Hadron Collider. Higgs boson? Higgs boson, yes. And the guy who, the spiritual father of this whole let's find the God particle is Leon Lederman.

CHAPTER 40 / 41 Discussion

Higgs Boson, The God Particle Naming

The search for the Higgs Boson at the Large Hadron Collider is discussed, focusing on why it is nicknamed the "God Particle." The term, coined by physicist Leon Lederman, was originally intended to reflect how "goddamn" difficult the particle was to find, rather than a theological connection.

higgs boson· god particle· leon lederman· large hadron collider· physics

2:19:02 And I tried to research Leon Lederman for the answer to the question which will arise in this clip as some scientist guy is explaining why it's so incredibly important to spend billions of dollars on smashing particles together. ...protons up to near the speed of light, then they smash these things together and they create other exotic particles. Now in these exotic particles we expect to be able to find these elusive ones like the Higgs boson. Part of the reason why it's called the God particle is because some physicists say that if we can discover this particle and understand it, we might be able to understand some about how God thought about putting together the universe, so to speak. But it really comes from Leon Letterman, who used it to describe how difficult it was to identify this particle, and he connected the word God with another word that I won't mention here. What does that mean? He connected the word God with another word that I won't mention here.

2:19:57 What? Yeah, and I'm trying to find it. What is this other word that he shouldn't be mentioning? Listen to it again, and then listen to the interviewer's stupid reaction. He used it to describe how difficult it was to identify this particle, and he connected the word God with another word that I won't mention here. Oh, when we talk about the... So what is the word that we mention? Devil? Evil? I mean, the only one you would want to refrain from would be damn. Satan? No, it has to be damn. Why? I don't know. It's the only thing that I can see that would make me make him not want to say. I mean, it's gonna be a curse word. Well, I don't but I don't understand how that relates to the God particle. It doesn't. I think the guy was trying to be funny. Let me listen one more time. To identify this particle and he connected the word God with another word that I won't mention here. I don't know. Everyone else in the chat room is saying damn, but I didn't know what's going to be the opposite of the God particle.

2:21:05 The Satan's... No, I think it's just the guy's trying... He's a guy trying to be funny who's not funny. Oh, well in that case... DOOSHBAG! There you go. He gets a big ass douchebag. Alright. Well, I fail to see the importance of finding out what God was thinking. I've got my Bible right here! And I don't see how you could anyway. What is it? Is it a brain engram? I mean, what are you thinking? Bullcrap. It's his diary. So at the end of the show clip, it will be DePaulitano discussing that Fast and Furious nonsense with all kinds of accusations a little bit harsher than his normal... I don't know who's writing this stuff for him, but it's outstanding. So that will be the end of show clip. We will be back again on Sunday coming to you from Austin, Texas. We're going to try and beat Hurricane Don.

CHAPTER 41 / 41 Discussion

Outro, Judge Napolitano on Fast and Furious

The show concludes with a final commentary from Judge Andrew Napolitano regarding Operation Fast and Furious. Napolitano argues that the federal government broke the law to enforce the law, resulting in the murder of Border Patrol agent Brian Terry, and calls for the prosecution of those involved in the "gun walking" program.

judge napolitano· fast and furious· brian terry· eric holder· atf

2:22:02 to the show grounds which is a not even a tropical storm yet. Tropical Storm Don at the moment but soon to be Hurricane Don. Tropical Storm first then Hurricane. Yeah Tropical Storm Don right now. Yeah it's not a hurricane. Yeah it's not going to do nothing but rain on you. How do you like the fact that in Florida it rains at three o'clock and washes the streets clean every day? It's nice it really cools me down. Thank you for find it peculiar. Yeah, thank you for asking. No, it's wonderful I really enjoy it especially in a box. You've got a few more anecdotes about the trip next show Well, yeah the last on the last show you said I talked too much about it now and now you want more anecdotes? I never said that. Yes, you did. You said yeah, I challenge anyone to hear that on the show. No, you said it after the show.

2:22:53 When we do our review of the show. No, what I said was that we should start with a little newsier stuff and then go on to the long discussion about the year. No, what we discussed is we would do a little newsier stuff and then you said, and then I'll ask you about some anecdotes which you never did. So then I just launched into it. Oh, it's my fault. Well, of course it's your fault, duh. Come on, be honest about it. It's like, yeah, well, sometimes I forget. Ouch. Well, I gotta say, for listeners who don't understand, it is challenging when you have a really bad Skype connection. It's probably worse for John. He's probably hearing half of what I'm actually saying and still able to hold up his end of the conversation. What? Coming to you from the big easy in the great state of Louisiana, everybody! In the morning, I'm Adam Curry. And from pleasant Silicon North,

2:23:52 where it's not as interesting I'm sure as it is in New Orleans which is one of the very best places. I don't know why you don't stay there longer. I'm John C. Dvorak. We will talk to you again on Sunday from Austin, Texas. Stay tuned on noagendastream.com for the No Agenda Producers Update with Ms. Mickey who has just come in like a hurricane herself. Are you okay babes? What? Well, she went to the lower ninth ward and she is depressed. So we'll talk to you Thursday. Yeah, right here on NOA Agenda. End of show clip coming up. Take it easy everybody.

2:24:39 I switch gears to this awful story about the Federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms breaking the law. I note first that under the Constitution, alcohol, tobacco and firearms are matters for the states to regulate. And so the whole BATF itself, the whole Federal Bureau that does this regulation is unconstitutional. The feds have no lawful role regulating these areas of behavior. But the story behind this so-called Operation Fast and Furious seems to be growing and getting worse every day. We know that Attorney General Eric Holder told Mexican officials of the existence of this nefarious program in 2009. We also know that the Attorney General told a congressional committee that he first learned of it in the spring of 2011.

2:25:25 And yesterday we learned that the FBI agent in charge of the Phoenix FBI office told a national security staffer in the White House about the program in September 2010. We also learned yesterday that the BATF and the FBI lost track of over 1,000 guns in this program. The program worked like this, the BATF and the FBI have used their undercover folks to leak word that certain gun shops will look the other way and let anybody buy anything. The FBI and the BATF had already told the gun shop owners that they will not be prosecuted for selling guns to felons and other unqualified persons, even though such sales are themselves felonies, because the government wants these guns out there so it can trace them.

2:26:11 The guns are not sporting rifles and they're not handguns. These guns that the feds let gun shop owners sell to known criminals are high-powered military type weapons. The felons who buy the guns are not federal agents or informants. They are themselves criminals and thugs who can be counted upon to resell those guns to Mexican drug cartels and other organized criminal groups. From all of this, we can draw a few interesting conclusions. It is inconceivable that the Attorney General did not know of this program prior to the time he told a Congressional committee that he first learned of it. He apparently wasn't under oath when he spoke to the committee. However, he still may have committed the same crime for which his Department of Justice is now prosecuting Roger Clemens, lying to the Congress. Second, the feds broke the law in order to enforce the law.

2:27:04 as it is the job of the FBI and the BATF to prevent felons and others legally unqualified to purchase these guns from doing so. The crimes these federal agents committed are malfeasance in office and what we call criminal facilitation, helping a criminal to commit a crime. I can tell you from my own years on the bench that the government has done this before. It has let bad guys get guns so as to see what they do with the guns, but it has never publicly acknowledged doing so. This federal law breaking only came to light because of this man. His name was Brian Terry. He was a federal border patrol agent who was not involved in letting these guns getting into the hands of criminals. No, he was murdered by a person using one of those guns. And only through that tragedy did all of this come to light.

2:27:59 This is a very sad day and a black mark for contemporary federal law enforcement at the highest levels. It has been exposed as a lawbreaker. Its lawbreaking killed one of its own. Its senior official probably lied about this in an environment in which a lie is a crime. Why would the Attorney General lie? Perhaps to protect the President, who must have been told that this program was not going well. When the government breaks the law it has sworn to uphold, it becomes a law unto itself and no one's freedom and as we have seen in this case, no one's life is secure. The folks who did this should be prosecuted but the culture that permitted it must be eradicated and that will require honesty at the highest levels of government, something that seems in short supply these days.

2:28:49 Adios mofo Heavenly father we thank you tonight for all your blessings you said and all things give thanks So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyotas. Thank you for the the Fords and most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM performance technology and the R07 engines. Thank you for Sunoco Racing Fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord I want to thank you for my smoking hot wife tonight Lisa, my two children Eli and Emma, or as we like

2:29:35 leaves. Lord I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put all that's worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, buggity, buggity, amen.