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00:00 Adam Curry, John C. DeVora It's Sunday July 15th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 322 This is no agenda Reporting from the front lines of Gitmo Nation, from the Four Winds 5000 Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation for Lovers! The great state of Virginia. From Baroness Maggie Vincent's driveway in the... kind-of morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley which is also for lovers I'm John C. Dvorak It's crackpot and buzzkill In the mornin' Hey now Hey now In the mornin to you John

00:40 In the morning to you, in the morning to all ships at sea and all feet on the ground. Feet in the air and everyone in between. And the boots on the oceans! And of course all our human resources who are charged up ready go in our chatroom noagenestream.com, noagenechat.net Charged up and ready the way their government loves them prepared to suck the lifeblood out of them. And to all producers out on the patios listening to the streams in real time So you're in Virginia? Yes, currently parked in the 4Winds 5000 Hot Pockets Mobile for the Hot Pockets 2008 Tour. We're in Baroness Maggie Vincent's driveway which... Wow! You've gotten far! Yeah we've driven nowhere! Have you taken anything around for a spin? No no we slept in it for two nights and let me just give you the lay of the land here this is

01:36 So this is actually about, I'd say seven or eight feet shorter than the than the rig that we rented for the test drive. Okay, however interesting so that kind of makes it's funny. It gets one mile to the gallon better mileage yeah The bed though I have to say is actually like a foot longer which is great because that was the biggest problem in the uh in the one we rented So the bed is fantastic We've slept great Kind of interesting though because you've got, when you look at Baroness Maggie Vincent and the lovely Miss Mickey. So they both kind of like coordinated all this stuff right? You know they... Everybody fits into bed that's what your saying? Yeah we're all in the bed!

02:21 No, what I'm saying is Maggie had everything all tricked out and you know had everything you could possibly think of that we would need on the trip. But of course Miss Mickey... You know I spent like a whole day weighing suitcases to make sure we wouldn't go over the 50 pound per suitcase limit as per whatever bullcrap rules there are so it's like physics! You show up with three suitcases this box is only so big You can get some straps and put stuff on the roof. Yeah, we could. Then you look like a real hick! And you know what would be funnier? Never leave the driveway! Just stay here and pretend...

03:05 I'll be leaving tomorrow. But it's been great man, so we arrived at Dulles Airport and there we had Harry Pilgrim and his lovely wife Jen to pick us up now Harry is the guy from the Pentagon And they broke his ankle just to make sure that he wouldn't take off with us They broke his ankle, he was on crutches and they had a... here's the funny thing, so they had a sign. A beautiful sign you know no agenda welcomes Adam and Mickey Hot Pockets 2008 people are walking by this sign just going like yeah whatever you know 2008 doesn't matter that's all good. People are oblivious to it No one cared So we got here Wow let me tell you something I'm gonna learn a lot on this trip traffic in this area

03:58 It's like it's worse than Los Angeles. Oh, it's unbelievable I've been hooked a lot of parts of the country are that way now around Atlanta? That's like that Chicago is a nightmare Well this is really this was bad This was a Saturday uh... when i was a it was friday but it was like eight o'clock and we were in standstill traffic and we're not like indy c hey you know this is because that you should be on a bicycle man yeah dude now the reason whereby he's always a little by signal nuts out there the ones you almost run into half the time of driving around these areas have bike lanes map as each country funny they don't pay attention to the stop says has happened to me the other day some guy

04:37 you know he's zooming around, he comes flying across on a crosswalk. You know I'm supposed to stop for him and they're the ones who make pressure these legislative types not to build roads so we have this mess everywhere and waste of gasoline it is unbelievable So we had our... so yeah, you're right. There's no bikes here though that may be happening in the DC metro area I don't know but I know but their bicycle influence oh yeah oh yeah it's a mess! So then we have uh....so we arrive here at the Baroness' homestead which is beautiful by the way The Baroness and Mr Smith

05:17 and uh... so that you know this is the there's the dot the rages in a driveway they actually created an entire uh... station to hook up to with the thirty amps and everything with a plug-in and uh... and the water effects of its it's just Have you seen this documentary Catfish? Have you heard about this? No, Catfish the documentary. Yeah so my daughter turned me on to this. Catfish is about... it wasn't intended as a documentary but it's a New York photographer he shares an office with a couple of filmmakers and that's why they turn it into a documentary This guy makes pictures they get published then starts getting these beautiful paintings sent him from seven-year old Abby somewhere like in Illinois somewhere

05:56 And he has this whole ongoing conversation with her mom and then Abby's older sister who he is starting to fall in love with. Then all of a sudden, you start seeing some weird things it turns out that this kid's mom was actually making the paintings and she created 25 fake Facebook profiles in this entire world just to lure this guy or really just have a life essentially And I have to say, like a week or so before we left it's like you know what if we show up and it's like the thing doesn't exist right? It was just a photo shot. That is what I was thinking all along to be honest about it. I was actually hoping for that! Oh shut up yo!

06:37 So, what turns out is it's a million times better. We couldn't have hoped for this! The RV is awesome Maggie's awesome She had a whole dinner for us with cheese fondue and skewers and then chocolate fondue And she was making martinis and cosmos I was so hammered like after one drink and we were smoking cigars out in the back It was just beautiful Then yesterday we had the first official Hot Pockets 2008 tour meetup for the Virginia area for the state of lovers dude John It's like I'm almost regretting not strapping you to the roof and taking along on this trip because you would love this People drove over 200 miles To come to this meet up. He was really amazing

07:30 and we as I was at a seafood place where we had, I think it was blue crab. That make sense? Blue crab? Was it soft shelled? No no hard! We got mallets and everything were like whacking away... There is thing called the blue crab in the area Yeah so we're whacking away at the crabs then we went to I forget all the names but we went to some bar that serves 300 micro brews And there's like 25-30 of us and I have really good news Here's the good news. 70% of the producers who were there yesterday have some form of security clearance, are sysadmins work within the bowels of government or government contractors and could take over portions of the world with one hit of a button

08:21 We are on the inside John, I'm telling you. Every conversation... Yeah, I was looking at a picture of the meetup and seeing at least five guys who were probably running some operation or other and could shut it down in the drop of a hat These guys have like... They're only getting paid so they don't screw these guy's over Right now these guys have like 75 year NDA's How long do we think that people will live in the future is my question We're all gonna be robots? And we're gonna live to 120? So, this is good news. Every single person's like yeah I'd do something over there. It's like could you mess things up? Oh yeah no problem. We also found that JC and I were looking at one picture we found the 1 maybe 2 CIA guys. Anyone with a baseball cap. Yeah it's okay though because they were all kind of playing along even the feds

09:18 Actually, there was one sysadmin who used to work at the Federal Reserve and he left after starting listening starting to listen to our show He's like I can't work here anymore. This is evil this is no good any less So so it's good news because you know look everyone here Is just you know trying to live the American dream right and get by? And just barely paying the rent so they're doing what they have to do But their they are our aunt they're on our side my friend if we need him If there ever was like some spark of revolution our people could make a real difference. They could really mess stuff up Yeah, we the difference would be we can get the net to mesh up and keep doing the show yeah That'll be nice Anyway, yes, so it's it's been phenomenal is very weird of course to be doing this late

10:09 It's in the p.m.. Here oh, that's right yeah, so I got it and I noticed that when I was in New York Yeah And it's messed up you know it's like of course I'm on a weird time schedule And we're sleeping in the RVs So you wake up with the birds which is this you know like 536 o'clock and of course? I'm on like 233 am timely huh what really shut up birds Screwed and cicadas John. Oh, oh that's right the cicadas are out how is that? Oh it's it's a symphony It's so symphony of grinding teeth of bugs now. It's beautiful It's a beautiful symphony. Yeah, it's nice so of course I'm in the RV now we've got the mobile rig if you haven't seen it on the tweeters its adam dot on the tweeter com You see a picture of the of the mobile rig which seems to be functioning okay knock on wood? I'm tapped into the Baroness's Wi-Fi she also by the way being assist admin She's got like a Mobile 3G router all hooked up for me and this is just it's

11:13 it's amazing and i'll be happy if you need it everybody is missing yet my friend including us and well they should yeah so uh... tomorrow we uh... a strike camp and will be driving uh... to through north carolina but two north carolina was only driving at the were taking the skyline drive uh... down there through virginia which is this channel valley exactly And uh... Look out for, be on the lookout for chiggers. That's my advice For what? Chiggers. Chiggers?! Yeah it's a small burrowing bug that bites you and then eats into your skin and then creates a nest just underneath the epidermis Well that's a happy thought They're all over the south So can I say that now? What!? Chiga! You gotta be kidding me Chiga! So no you can't No I can't okay

12:09 So I got to go before we get going with the basic material. I do have a breaking news And now we go over to John C. Dvorak, he's got some breaking news for us. He is in San Francisco This comes from Varun... You have to say thank you Adam. Thank you Adam! Yeah, this comes from Varun Van Pelsmacher who sends us quickly just read the headline Verizon tells customer to get a lawyer and a subpoena to get an itemized bill You know, I saw the headline come through. Did you read the story? I didn't have time! What's going on with this?! It's just basically if you ever get a cell phone bill it never really... here is how much you owe us. They never do much and so the guy wanted an itemized bill. I guess customer service said yeah, get a lawyer, get a subpoena and they left out the best part Get in line! Oh my god

13:07 Wow. This is by the way, the company that's better than AT&T Oh yeah let's see how all those shills uh... I mean San Francisco all those techno experts How they start talking now And then always bitching like ehh I don't want an iPhone because i'm gonna wait until Verizon has it Well and then of course Verizon went right ahead and capped everybody And now this Yeah we'll see We'll see That's all I got Actually I got quite a lot of stuff Although we have to you know and by the way miss Mickey has been fantastic. She's uh she was really doing all the production, and she's doing the You know coordination I'm just like what it's time for me to drive okay? Just tell me where to go. You know whatever Because if how do you realize when you're doing this how much?

13:59 Yeah, it's not really work. It's just what we do but how much I'm doing all day long in Collecting stories and preparing for the show because now that you know I haven't had a video kind of traveling We did the meetup and everything it's like whoa You know I just haven't had the time to do everything there's so much information coming in So I got some stuff But uh none of it by the way will make you happy except that i have a few items but go on you might as well start off with it. I was going to say the big kind of in a way, its a distraction because we got to be very careful because the press is now all over this is the Murdoch stuff so yeah so of course um... the uh... the ginger Rebecca Brooks and as we know redheads have no soul

14:49 As Baroness Maggie Vincent pointed out to me who was a redhead Screwed Dvorak. I've got a soul It wasn't my it's those British bastards So she resigned and and no not Maggie no Rebecca Brooks the CEO right, but here's what's interesting so there was a couple stories about the tweeters and You know, because she resigned. I don't know if it was well-timed or what it was but trending on Twitter after her resignation Was like the Harry Potter movie which shows you one of two things either a which is most likely people are so

15:42 anesthetized and so dumbed down that even when this relatively large media event takes place, people are like, yeah it's alright Harry Potter is opening. I don't care about what's going on. I don't care if the news media is corrupt and stealing stuff and hacking phones. It's Harry Potter! The final Harry Potter man but then another terrifying thought that this uh... trending thing on twitter i never use it and all right yeah I know exactly where you're gonna say I'm in total I am very suspicious. Yeah, how could the news of Rebecca Brooks not be trending? Isn't it possible or at least conceivable that Twitter is changing their trending topics by the way if those guys want to make any money ever That's how you do it! And could it be any better than its movie

16:32 Yeah no the other thing i mean we see this in newspapers in fact. Eric DeShill tests this occasionally because he's got some software to do this and he believes that most newspapers that do these little local polls, they twist them. They say, Do you think the president is right in his opinion? And if the paper is a Democrat paper and the area is Republican everyone will say no but the paper will say yes! Of course I mean that's what you do So this trending thing is very suspicious, particularly if news media are actually taking that as like a census poll. Like let's take the temperature of the people and... The news media is going to get what they deserve if they keep this sort of

17:19 laziness up and i believe by the way that in we talk about this is we discuss this uh... murdoch thing a little more i'd believe this entire thing isn't orchestrated hit to get murdoch out of great britain and shut down any sort of bob contrarian now news reporting there so the bbc who of course are completely complicit in this they do or report on Murdoch and the way they do it is they go to hit to the number two shareholder of News Corp which isn't an Arab guy yeah la-la where's me Ali Alibaba

17:58 and i'm i'm gonna skip all of the the preamble cuz they go to con and show the boats in a short you know all this luxury and had just a bit make it look at right now set up so actually trim this down as much as i could see the guys on his boat by the way he looks like a total arms dealer is that the wraparound sunglasses nearly sitting there but the really near if any status rosary beads or whatever and then i rose rebates but got one of those uh... That's beads, yeah beads. You get a note from the director. Yeah he's rubbing the anal beads and the BBC guy is like wow could you hit any more? Cheers thank you very much for having us on board So he's coming onboard now and there's like 8 million people staff it's like oh I met The Prince on an upper deck of his yacht Not just any deck not the Lido Deck! The Upper Deck! Come sit down over here

18:55 We hope that as this thing unfolds, the truth will come out because it's very important for me and my company. What? I'm just saying this guy... For one thing he is being used.. This is his investment and he's being used and he's too dumb to know it! Well there are two things he said That's two pieces of the clip I have The first one will tell you uh... how they operate and the second one will tell you how he operated as a new school since twenty years to to to get this in order at because i think it's to me are uh... that is very important

19:30 I mean there's some terribly unethical things have taken place at News Corporation. Awful things like hacking into the telephone of a murdered teenager, hacking into the telephone of relatives of British soldiers who died in action... I just like to correct you. The problems happened at the news of the world newspaper and not at Newscorp level And I'd like to differentiate between Newscorp conglomerate and the news of the world that was shut down And yeah, unfortunately that these tactics that were used by those tabloid newspapers in the UK Were done not only by news but other newspapers and tabloids also But James Murdoch's in an uncomfortable position isn't he? Because either he knew what was going on... ...and didn't tell the British authorities In which case he is liable perhaps to criminal prosecution Or he didn't know. In which case as a manager He wasn't in control of his own organisation Okay so BBC guy setting him up

20:24 to basically say you're screwed no matter what of course the only reason this guy is doing it because what was he seen ten percent of his investment go down in the past two weeks john ten more and made a note that is maybe maybe ten twelve percent with somebody yeah i don't come out looking good i think we have to wait for the commission uh... that has been appointed by the prime minister and look at those also why should be anticipated and predict and the preempt what they're going to come up with. The facts are going to come out very imminently, and soon hopefully." Okay so what he's saying is fix this in don't worry about it it'll be six months and then I'll be taken care of But what do you think as a major shareholder? You know the second biggest shareholder after Rupert Murdoch himself Now this is beautiful! What have YOU been saying to Rupert Murdoch about whats been happening? How do you think he talks to Rupert Murdoch?

21:12 the he has to be holds like ten percent more on the shortwave by cable no i i do you think what do you think is that how do you think it talks over this isn't this really brought home for me cousin calls a move now and then i'm and worse rupert murdoch murdoch as a pion in the game check it at what i say to mr but not the kind of medical my friends are my allies in uh... in your scope and then my company inside the day about I said to them that you have to cooperate fully and they are going to fully cooperate with the Commission. That has been appointed by the Prime Minister, to dig deep and get the truth out – nothing but the truth! They know exactly my high ethics when it comes to business and frankly speaking from my dealings with them there's nothing but high ethics in the past 20 years

21:55 The B-SkyB was a key part of the strategy for growth of News Corp, wasn't it? It was. It was a key strategy but at the end you have to understand that News Corp is profitable company even without the remaining 61% of B-SkyB. The B-SkyB it's been shelved right now but not dead forever So do you think News Corp might come back and make a bid again for B-SkyB I don't talk on behalf of management Management is Mr. Rupert Murdoch and James Murdoch They are management They are just management. This is how the richest people in the world speak, you know like VCs talk about that? It's just management I don't deal with management But then today this bid has been withdrawn and based on the law in the UK The minimum period to come back is six months and we always have see what happens after six months There you go Are you still there yeah Yeah So it's a

22:52 I've got hello darling. I don't know what to make of it well, I think the You're what you're saying when you know we both think is right is they just want to get rid of him They're sick and tired of him he you know he jumped his own shark and just got too much too big for his britches and uh... it by the end of that well they're also following this strategy to don't let a good crisis go to waste right and so there's piling on the clips that i have today are basically the piling on part but it's not finally on murdoch is filing in the media in general and trying to regulate it

23:28 Oh yeah, now this is the big commission that they want to start up in the UK and all the press are going like okay we're gonna have rules and regulations. What's going on? Which clips do you have John I'm very curious about this Well i've got a bunch of different clips that show the way... In fact this is from Parliament with... So I've got about three or four douchebag clips Nice uh... but let's start with the do it starts off soft and um... let me see which was a soft one that i have ever been again softly yeah there you go underage can be called on that those on the issue of media regulation

24:12 I prefer to call what i think we need to aim for independent regulation rather than self-regulation. I think self-regulation has got quite a bad name now because it... No, it doesn't! Self radicalization has a bad name! What is he talking about? Self regulation as a bad name?! I'm regulating myself hold on play. on the issue of privacy yes of course this uh... committee's inquiry will look at it there's also the very good work that i know is going to you know what's crazy and you probably didn't hear about this did you know that uh... they were huge cutbacks in the bbc at the bbc world and i don't care about that so they want strike as a big scandal uh... emits learning about it this is how they regulate this is how the government can regulate the the bbc is like oh really well how about if i take away your money bitch

25:29 So anyway, it goes on and on and if he finally cuts it off at some point but in the meantime we have a bunch of other real douchebags come up on regulations. And they just insist on it unless... play Jack Straw our friend Jack Straw uh... the one of the who looks at is just a creepy looking character what it was his title again with us for now he's just a member of parliament but used to be a part of the i think was blare added that only blair it wasn't enough or not foreign affairs there is a foreign good fairies guy happened to unfortunately stumble into his neighborhood uh... with a friend of mine were floating around the uh... country side. The Thames? Were you floating on an inner tube? We're floating around the countryside in England and he says oh this is great thatch, we are both photographers so there's this great town filled with thached roofs it's the number one tourist attraction its the best houses all these thatched roofs joints. We pull in get out of cars to take some pictures at these gorgeous houses surrounded by the army really

26:32 What are you doing here? Why are you here?" And they detained us for over an hour and then we found out later it was Jack. They detained you?! Yeah! They were making phone calls, they had us waiting while they were talking, looking under the car... It was unbelievable and it would turn out this was Jack Straw's little township. And the prick turned his own township which used to be a tourist attraction into some sort of an armed camp that we knew nothing about! I felt that this guy had to be a douchebag to do that so here he is talking about regulating the media. Mr Jack Straw Thank you, Mr Speaker On the issue of future regulation of the press

27:16 May I urge the Prime Minister not to fall into the trap which some in the press are setting, to assert that any degree of statutory regulation is bound to lead to an end of self-regulation. Given that the Express newspapers have actually withdrawn from the Press Complaints Commission, as they did in January will he acknowledge that there may be some measures which will have to be imposed by statute in order that there is a stronger system of self-regulation? I think the right honourable gentleman speaks some very wise words about this There are ways of uh... setting up a regulatory system that is effectively independent non-statutory not involved not with the government's fingertips all over it as it were but they can do a good job and a trusted job at any time some of the advertising yeah yeah now he mentions the advertise in other words you have to newspapers did to be regulated like the advertising industry yet which is regulation

28:12 yeah big-time totally just play one more little clip here on camera non media experts because i thought you get a kick out of this one okay I think the only makes very good point there's no doubt we worked in a regulated industry television where you could be fined if you got something wrong with the company I work for was fined a lot of money once, it has a huge effect on the business. But it's not for us to say what the rules should be, it is for this inquiry and it should be properly advised by experts who understand how the media works. That's right. John, you and I should be on this commission! We should because we understand how the media works Yes yes we understand an-and here are the rules as per John C Dvorak The Honorable Mr. Dvorak and the Honorable Mr. Currey There shall be no ugly chicks presenting the news Actually that would be a pretty good rule Yeah it'd be my rule

29:05 So the point is this is obviously headed in some direction called regulating the media so you don't, so the government can control uh... the information flow and they gotta get rid of Murdoch. And I realize now that The London Times is really the target here and I'm wondering why if you start looking into it you find some really sketchy stuff they may have been working on including a story about how its possible at The Crown was behind the assassination of benazir buto uh... that would care which happened nine months after a gordon brown god and and i have to you

29:45 and after that, that creep who you played a clip from last week. I don't have a clip from him. Which creep? A political creep? Yeah the head of labor. Oh middle band! Yeah that guy he apparently Budo called him directly said hey they're trying to kill me Don't shoot And he said, oh well you know I don't think we need to help you there. And next thing you know she's assassinated! Whoops So i mean there's something fishy going on and I believe it because if you look at The Times of London they were pretty aggressive in going after some of this stuff that the other papers weren't doing and I also think there may have been an interagency war going on because You know we already know that the CIA populates American newspapers with

30:32 with people that work for them and they plant stories when necessary, why wouldn't they have agents within the British media? And if that's the case... would uh... would they need to be rousted it's interesting you say that cuz i had a couple discussions yesterday and um... you know about uh... politics in show business and the celebrity ambassadors et cetera and then everyone here knows how works you know but this real simple all these guys of handlers and you might talk about all the time john they'll have handlers and uh... did and they just give them the story and his hands particularly their reporters like oh that's a great story thanks let me just go right back

31:12 It's complete, you know this I don't think there's like there's no shills. You know it's just uh you got a handler the guy who calls ya and a tipster um I'm deep throat man And I think if they actually went got to the bottom of it which they won't It's quite likely that the so-called phone hacking that took place wasn't even done by any of the reporters. It could be people out in the field who just needed to leak certain kinds of information and I mean, the thing that last week... People should listen to the last show, the Gordon Brown clip we had on there He accused The London Times of revealing all kinds a very secret information that had nothing to do with phone hacking Where did they get his medical records? Where did they find all this stuff found

31:53 and he blamed the London Times which is part of the Murdoch empire operation. He comes on in a very formal setting and he rants about this, I'm thinking well this sounds like MI5 trying to get rid of CIA or something along those lines...I don't know! And of course the CEO of Dow Jones who published The Wall Street Journal resigned so that rats are leaving the ship and it's over. And they got rid of the Cameron assistant yeah, and actually Rebecca Brooks was arrested this morning she turned herself in but she is under arrest Yeah but the problem is this a huge distraction there's lots of stuff you know Libya hello? You know all there are so many things going on Actually I want to talk about Libya why don't we thank some our producers before we get into it John

32:45 Yeah, good idea. We do have a number of producers that helped us with today's shows including a couple big producers Michael Zelina sir michael zelina who just re-upped his night hoodie wanted to join the $1111.11 club to commemorate 11-11-11 which is coming on guess what day? Is it a Sunday It's 11-11-11. Well, duh! I could set him up it doesn't help me just re-up my knighthood thanks to you and your significant others for sticking to the model through thick and thin i went back and listened to some earlier shows this week using the no agenda app from my iphone is interesting to hear show evolve into what has become a beautiful thing I need to check the hot dog scene Sorry sorry sorry misfire

33:29 I need to check the Hot Pockets 2008 Tour to see if it's going through Cleveland. Adam, I bet you could make a splash at that Fancy Pants Rock and Roll Hall of Fame we have gracing our shores." I'd be more than happy too. I'll make sure that Miss Mickey has Cleveland on the map. It's funny... You know it's like....I think..you have to understand that I am persona non grata in the official circles So MTV has its 30th anniversary on August 1st. Guess who's not going to be in it? Seriously! Me, I'm not gonna be in it you're right. Yeah Johnny, your excluded. And they are going to talk about Headbangers Ball and that douchebag Ricky Rackman will be on like he owns the show

34:15 I shouldn't get too far. It's what happens when you sue a big corporation and win. I wouldn't invite you either! It's bad, but it's like they're erasing me. What do you expect? I'm rubbed out from history that just erased me so uh... the rock and roll hall of fame museum yeah you know what here's a lot of financial program joshua thing movie that's where he has true now i'm there forever that uh... they'll show up in the way adam curry grades that'll be a thirty nine dollars entrance fee Oh no, there'll be two big goons hauling your ass and throwing your butt out the door. Get outta here kid! Hey you're not invited you know what that means? Yeah I'm not invited. $29 at the door... You should just show up, you should. Chris Jacob Sir Chris Jacob as a matter of fact out of San Francisco. It's one thousand dollars Now this is a special donation

35:09 Yeah, you should. I think you have the note there. Yes i do. Now Sir Chris Jacob who is a long time friend of the show...I've known Chris a long time myself in the morning guys I'm donating this knighthood to a longtime listener and monthly plan donor to The No Agenda Show Craig William Ducar I think that's how you say it? who will now be Sir Craig, died tragically in a motorcycle accident on the 13th of July this year. Craig was a huge supporter of the show and gathered people around him to get involved in it as well he's a friend of mine for 25 years an example kindness and generosity to all please take a moment to recognize him on the show

35:48 so we will do that with a posthumous nighthood of course and chris thank you so much for thinking of him and uh... what a beautiful way to uh... commemorate his attention in support of the show as well yes and it's a shame that week losing our listeners and ocean yes i think this is not how we want to go down because our listeners diminish this was a sucker david issue at the exit california six hundred sixty-six dollars and sixty six cents which turns into a knight is the second installment I first heard your show when Aussie Maynard interviewed Adam replayed on the Skeptic Zone podcast. Keep up the good work, the people must keep informed! Please put in a plug against weasels...I've been dealing with them for years and now i'm tired of it there should be severe punishment for weaselly behavior." Oh okay people weasels all right maybe you should have a de-weaseling to complement the dedouching. I actually had weasels in my chicken coop when I lived in Belgium

36:45 And weasels are the worst. They go and they sneak into a chicken coop because they can get through any crack, and then they eat all the chickens! Yeah it's not in a pretty sight when you're with your six-year old daughter. Hey let's go get some eggs! It usually has like a beak. Really there's pieces of chicken everywhere...and not McNuggets Yes, disgusting. Yeah David I'm sorry the Christian winter Mac tank as he's known Venice California 444 44 gas money bring it home baby la awaits Hey can we have a party in your house while you're gone? No no I was thinking of that even Christina doesn't have the key she's like hey daddy tonight No Oh Can You Imagine hey Daddy can i have the key to the car no

37:35 No, no. No not gonna happen. Yng Zu and Mossman New South West Australia in the morning. New South Wales. What am I thinking? New South Wales NSW In the morning John and Adam Ying from Gitmo Nation Science. I was hugely embarrassed to be told about my friend Lawrence You're Lawrence Yin from Gitmo Nation chili crab during the last episode. I'm ashamed to have been a longtime douchebag Please don't de-douche me as I work better under pressure just like all good slaves despite having that jingle Dvorak org slash na engraved in my brain for years, i've been too lazy to type the URL into my browser Oh it's so much work But I finally went through this site at this afternoon and was so impressed that looks exactly the same whether no script is turned on or off

38:23 That's because there is no script. Yeah, none. I have to give you guys some extra rice. I'd like to contribute $333 for the next episode and 33 cents for a podcast license and the rest of Adam's gas fund totaled at 400 dollars can you please play In The Morning in Chinese? Yes of course! and give some karma back to Lawrence for being such an awesome corporate slave shill. No problem, here slave you've got karma And he's going to race Lawrence to knighthood He says where the loser will be enslaved and have to drink high fructose corn syrup Nice yes well I don't know if that's a good idea Taylor Stewart sir Taylor as a matter of fact from Calabasas California 222 home of the Kardashians

39:10 Is that right? Yeah. Huh, yeah 220 222 in the morning John and Adam love my night ring and I wear it every day My wife and I feel exactly like Adam and Mickey we're going to get the heck out of California too ironically We are house hunting in Flagstaff Arizona this Monday while you two our house hunting in Vegas Our donation of a lucky 11111 from each of us And we'd like a double shot of karma to help us in our dream find their dream pop property get off the grid and how about a shot of karma to you and mickey to find the perfect home too good luck with your escape from behind the iron curtain all right let me give uh... dual double dose karma therefore here's dose number one got karma alright miss mickey and i will gladly take care of the second shots as well here we go more carmen's dot karma

39:58 We do have a new category of support, John. During the meetup lots of people came up with envelopes with beautiful cards and really nice notes and I want to mention all them in the donation segment later on they will be our official Hot Pockets producers but two of them came in with excessive funds which are great and I think it's probably gonna cost about $250 a day in gas alone on the road considering the gas price. If you stay on the road, it will. Yeah well we got... It's only 10 miles of the gallon you can do... That's like nine. That's ten miles, that's going to cost you five bucks or four bucks to go ten miles then your gonna go heads up! Yeah yeah no we're gonna go like 400-500 miles a day

40:42 So, yeah it does add up. Anyway so people are giving us gas cards which is really nice that's highly appreciated and we got $200 from Harry Pilgrim and his wife Jen, which is highly appreciated. And Matt Jones... I have a note from him later on in the new Hot Pockets producer segment 222-22 he has a very funny note by the way so we'll get to that later on but you will be associate executive producers for this episode of NOAAgenda episode 322 you can find all the credits and show notes

41:19 at 322.na show notes calm and the supporters just been is really been overwhelming then again now I think about to the sauna that i'm in right now I think we deserve all this court I can't keep it is yes gonna get hotter telling you as like I am dripping literally is like yeah I thought for a second my sitting on the swimming pool oh no this is my ass I can't have the air conditioner on because it just sounds like a mess. So, I got a very slow fan going here at the feet. So you are going on this tour? Yes. Hopefully when are you leaving tonight? No tomorrow morning we're gonna leave early. Oh okay so you'll leave real early is when it's cool and like five

42:02 And the big flower and the West Coast one of the great heat waves in United States history, so this would be memorable Well what's what kind of a well bummer in a way is because you know we're on East Coast time right now So the show literally kicks off at noon. I mean could it be any hotter at this moment could it be any warmer right now? and bring some of those uh... bags you get these did use these bags you don't see him as much used to i know we're gonna get a many-writing surplus place but there's these canvas bags that you feel with water and it may lead kind of in the bag cool because is evaporation no doubt the water leaks out

42:38 and uh... and so did keeps the bags cold people using can have a hanging off these develop these uh... are these in that every so often you have to take the bag of water and literally throw it on the radiator cuz you're gonna be overheating in this weather with the but i don't know what your driver john thanks that's encouraging and i just thought yeah i want to give some special karma to our host baroness maggie vincent the elusive mister smith as well as uh... harry and jen pilgrim they've been fantastic that really taking care of us so here's a special shot of karma for them you've got Now a couple of domain name forwards that we have coming in, that are all forwarding to NoahJennerShow.com MyBigBlackBalls.com not quite sure what the reference is but... Magic 8 Ball! Oh well there you go Matthew Van Mater says hey you know I've just re-upped I guess we weren't tracking all these domains we have well over 500 now

43:35 uh... let's see and an agenda list morning dot com food dash nw all dot com as in uh... or a f u w and and only on the world order got it media assassination dot com no agenda database dot com no agenda console dot com and of course four twenty in the morning dot com yeah we do without that one we're going to have but no tax for you dot com uh... which is a based upon the a potential move out of the state of california mean fast dot com which i think it's great that's a good one yeah that fits right in at the product these people dot com another great when you guys are really all over this stuff as good crazy slave dot com and revealed the deniers dot com which i think will be a perfect uh... crazy slaves available yet

44:33 uh... reveal the deniers which i think will be good so we had when we have find art a denier which uh... week you and i would be the first ones will have adam dot revealed that in irs dot com and i can put it on your business card as he can follow the trip at hot pockets two thousand eight dot com i've committed myself to blogging little piece every single day miss mickey is taking tons of pictures uh... there's also a you know we had a year Well, you know a little family discussion here and I caved in miss Mickey has a Facebook page for the tour Hot pockets tour 2008 so it's facebook.com slash hot pockets tour 2000 plus page Yeah So come on man she lives in that world is fine well then she should live in Google Plus No, no She doesn't she's not in the Googles at all

45:29 interesting yet you know i'm on my hands and also where i'm slipping all over the knobs sliding on the knob so uh... thank you all so much for this a couple of towels their talent to believe me i have few foggy in overcast years were beautiful as seventy degrees and hundred degrees here never again so uh... the support is highly appreciated particularly during these summer months very difficult to make anything work on the internet it during the summer because of vacations and all kinds of stuff so we highly appreciate the people coming in with higher amounts to pick up some of the slack. And, of course as always, the monthlies are incredibly important! We lose about 10 a week on just PayPal kicking you off or whatever happens...we've never really figured it out. So please check it if you have $5 or 1111 or 33 monthly subscription those are

46:20 uh... really a base that we need to grow more and six credibly important so your support of course is always welcome for a dot org slash and any i'm telling you on the bed everybody else message animation formula is this people in the mouth so I want to get one last clip in before we go on which is a term i heard in the parliament. Okay and have you ever heard this or is it a common term? Is it a term that we should promote, it's the WTF clip okay is this a term that we should be promoting let's have a listen. Thank You Mr Speaker

47:24 I welcome the Prime Minister's statement and the terms of the public inquiry which she set out, but can i ask if the public inquiry will consider the role that mobile phone companies have played in this scandal? And any future consideration for the responsibilities they might have to their clients and protecting their privacy. I think the Honourable Lady makes a very good point as it were takes two to blag someone to ask and someone to give. Blag! Yeah, yeah. We used to blag and blagging. Yeah that's what this was is blagging? Yeah, I mean it's a guess...I don't know where it comes from but that's the term they invented for this hacking they call it blagging Well I thought blagging was because I heard it again in a different context and it sounds to me as though the definition means to portray yourself as someone you're not

48:12 I have not looked up the definition but that's what you found. It takes two to blag, one the blagger which is a phony and the other one that responds positively to the phony so could you be a blaggered? No he couldn't be a blaggerd maybe yeah you can be a blogger like a blogger but you can't be a bloggerd hey are you a blogger no i'm a blagger oh okay welcome to the show I never heard of it before, they're using it freely. Have you heard the term slog? And slogging? Yeah slogging which means working and dragging your ass through a plug. No no that's a term here in the DC area so they have these slog stops

48:57 Along the highway because it's so crazy here and they have a three-person HOV lane So you pull off at a slog stop? And then you say I'm going to the Pentagon as one does and then At minimum of two people jump in and then it's like a carpool only is called slogging and have websites for it and all kinds Of stuff. It's really yeah, it's like a bus sharing that we have here in the Berkeley Area without the sandals though and land i never seen the sandals on these are commuters but you know what you do in a c transit area in the morning commute in san francisco is just at the bus stop in some guy would drive up using an ice car like a bmw by himself because he's any gay put two people in the card and he jumps on the freeway negative goes to the carpooling right into the city faster everybody gets over there free so i guess it's similar slugging

49:55 Slogging is a user-generated movement here. I think it's the same thing, we just don't call it something... We don't call it slogging they call it mooching or riot, I dunno. I love how Eric DeShill will post something in the back channel He's like, HotPockets2008.com seems to be down! Yeah you know what I'm gonna go log in right now because i have nothing better to do... You know what the only thing I can think of doing right now is some system administration that's what I mean too awesome so there's a new movie coming out John which was brought to my attention

50:36 Um, you know it's that time of year again. What should we be focusing our attention on? Aliens? No no no no not even close The budget crisis? No no no no no Uhhh... Under-representation in government? Ha ha! No! What?! Well of course if it is a movie its about how were all gonna die Yeah okay well is there going to be a virus this time? It's called contagion it is about the bird flu literally no snow freaky like some kind of weird flu No, this time. They're actually just going all about the bird flu and it has huge stars

51:21 Matt Damon, of course. We know he's on the inside. He is in everything! Yeah well on everything that matters... By the way I fixed uh..I did some system administration It's working now So listen to a bit of trailer from Contagion MemeFest.com all over it The average person touches their face three to five times every waking minute. In between, we're touching doorknobs water fountains and each other. Beth! Mom? No no uh go up to your room honey So we have a virus with no treatment protocol and no vaccine at this time You had a seizure this morning Beth. She had a history of seizures. As of last night there are 32 cases Unfortunately she did die

52:10 I said, can i go talk to her? Mr. Armoff your wife is dead What are you talking about?! what happened to her! what happened to her!! Is there any way someone could weaponize the bird flu is how we're looking at it You hear that? Weaponized the bird flu anyway they get yeah and it's Lawrence Fishburne It's amazing doesn't have to was it ever Baxter that did it That paid for the movie you mean No Baxter that weaponized the bird flu no we don't know we don't know I mean we have to see the movie Oh, you mean they don't tell you in the trailer? Most of these trailers tell ya everything. Well listen to it! Is there any way someone could weaponize the bird flu is how we're looking at it. Someone doesn't have to weaponize the bird flu...

52:54 Oh, the birds are doing that. No! Birds! Oh the birds are out to get us. It's transmission so we just need to know which direction On day one there were two people and then four and then sixteen In three months it's a billion That's where we're headed They're calling out the National Guard or they're moving the president underground People will panic Get away! It will tip over The truth is being kept from the world Cook your samples Destroy everything Hello, I need you to get me the names of everyone who service this room. It's an emergency I got people to dr. Cheever we all do don't talk to anyone Don't touch anyone stay away from other people

53:56 It's figuring us out faster than we're figuring it out. It's mutating! IT'S MUTATING!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, BITCHES!!! DIE!!! TAKE YOUR SHOT NOW!!!! And you know what? In the movie... You know what the only remedy is against the bird flu, John? A shot. Nope. You gotta eat your Hot Pockets So, okay 1971 same story Andromeda strain. 1995 exact same story outbreak with Dustin Hoffman which was about monkeys this is about the bird flu and well yeah but this is about it an agent that got into the air yeah I was a different animal

54:36 But it's the same basic thing because it spreads like crazy. Yeah, but its better when its bird flu because you don't need to weaponize it The birds are doing it for us I like that but none of these other ones were weaponized they were just accidents and one was... Who watches this crap? It's a big movie! You got Kate Winslet, Lawrence Fishburne Matt Damon They should all be ashamed of themselves Oh thankyou They shouldn't be doing these movies Well y'know they're MKUltra what are they gonna do Mad Damon was in a movie I was watching my daughter kind of forced me to torture me to watch this thing. Which movie? Which movie? Ponyu! I haven't seen that one Oh, well just play the clip. Play the clip Ponyu and true love and you'll get a handle on it oh my goodness You have clips from a movie trailer i can't believe it here we go That's from the movie

55:29 Listen, my darling. Why don't we let Ponyo become human for good? We must test the boy if Sosuke's love is true Ponyo will be permanently transformed and balance of nature will be restored But if his love isn't real then Ponya will turn into Seafoam True that is where we all originated with my darling The boy so young so innocent what this What is it about? Like My Little Pony or something? Let me tell you what it's about. This is like some famous director everybody talks about, JC what was the name of this famous director, DiPagno? Grimaldi or what the hell his name? Frank Caracci Anyway there's an environmentalist

56:16 who is some sort of a wizard. He's an environmentalist who wants to kill all human beings off the face of the earth, which is kind of reflective of what a lot of environmentalists believe it should be. And he's married to some goddess that runs the oceans and the two of them created goldfish as a child and the goldfish turned into little girl fell in love with this little boy on the outskirts of Japan someplace and they're pro-processing...and this is cartoon Nice and Matt Damon is in it of course the guy isn't all He goes on 30 rock he's on he really is bored. Oh, and he does anything No, you'll do anything that his handlers tell him to do a speaking of Of population control I think when me was the Guardian let me see what was that yeah? It was The Guardian so you know the Beckham's had a new kid right so now they have four

57:14 And here's the article from, I couldn't believe this. Beckhams... By the way, yeah? I understand those kids are actually born with Botox built in. Yeah, yeah. Duh! Hold on a second. Let me get a little ding there. Title of the article, Beckhams A Bad Example For Families David and Victoria Beckham have been overjoyed to welcome their new daughter Harper 7 What is it like a drone What should we name the kid honey? How about Harper 7. Yeah, that's good I like it. I like it Harper seven of nine last week According to a growing group of campaigners the birth of their fourth child make the couple a bad role model and environmentally irresponsible Yes! The Green MP Caroline Lucas

57:59 Says, as the world's population is due to hit 7 billion at some point in the next few days there is an increasing call for the UK to open a public debate about how many children people should have. That's right! Stop having sex! This is not good I think you're asking for... When you call your kid Harper 7, you kind of ask for it. The media's got to get their act together they're talking about the depopulation of Europe because low birth rates and the fact that the whole place can be taken over by high-birthrate cultures from the Middle East on one hand and on the other hand they bitch and moan when somebody actually has more than two kids these people are disgusting yeah

58:52 It's not okay. Bad example! It's a beautiful family by the way, but you know I don't know if anybody should be breeding it's people like you know no yeah make more of those including myself but yeah i mean he got a superstar athlete and a woman that's because she can't tell she's pretty or not she's got so much botox on her face but generally speaking you'd think she's attractive she can sing kind of please please chigga So the president, of course one of the presidents once again showed us that at least one of the two Obamas is a drone. I don't know if you caught this right? He did another... how many times does a guy do a press conference about this American Idol thing he's in what's it called oh yeah The Debt Ceiling

59:42 Now, new from Fox it's the debt ceiling. What will happen? Who is going to win? Who will turn out to be awesome? So another round we're in a semi-finals now of the debt ceiling and of course so we know that President Obama was at least one of the Obamas, the campaigning Obama was rebooted in Gitmo Nation East in the UK and he signed his name In the registrar book there at Westminster Abbey Obama 2008 so they just kind of rebooted the whole campaigning program Then he forgot how old his daughter was now This is from two days ago, and I couldn't believe he did that. I mean they've got a tweak the programming I think it might it's a pearl script that has gone awry people like myself

1:00:30 if I'm going to be turning 50 in a week. Really? In a week! Now his birthday is August 4th, so when he said this it was like three weeks How do you get that wrong?! Yeah, you may be onto something here. Well first of all it was your entire thesis that there are two Obamas we did have to swearing-in ceremonies we haven't forgotten right? There were two swearing in ceremonies and there's two different looking guys one was great... And I was like yeah next week doodoo does not compute doodoodo does not compute It's a mean you know what if I mean I understand if it's my I wouldn't say

1:01:13 Yeah, it's my birthday next week. If it's in three weeks I say you know like next month You could say that like couple weeks But why he says he doesn't my birthdays coming up or whatever yeah? but he literally actually three weeks isn't even near your birthday It seems to me when you bring it out, but just listen to the intonation everything It's like he actually believes his next week people like myself if You know I'm gonna be turning 50 in a week in a week no there's three weeks Wow Maybe he's on different, like they still had him on 50 cycles for the UK and then they put him on 60 cycles so his internal clock is running faster. It has got to be something like that I'm sorry this doesn't make any sense to me and by the way this is the gray haired Obama not looking good at all So you tell me He did say something really funny

1:02:14 uh... page on let me just ask you are you all one of the eighty percent of americans who are completely sold on more on higher taxes i don't know who is so long and what's higher taxes what m what for what it was a ball in mortality tax well here's the guy up the bottom line is that this is not an issue of salesmanship to the american people the american people are sold the american people are sold i don't want to recover we sold two as china were solely this is a whole lot of it shut up jim dot com shot up shot public interest on top job you have eighty percent of the american people who support a balanced approach

1:02:58 80% of the American people support an approach that includes revenues and includes cuts. And revenues means taxes? Yeah, no it's a better word revenue yeah let's go make some more revenue! That sounds good but we're sold we're sold the American people this is not salesmanship isn't it this isn't exactly in the way I use car dealer talks to you hey man I'm not trying to sell you anything Okay, I but I got a great options package for you. Well this time surprise He's not pulling the old that would you agree with me that yeah? Well it's close to that oh well I have a Lot of blow up. I don't want to blow up this clip right away so never mind hold on do it then hold on to it um I'd like to speak to our friends down under Get my nation Oz

1:03:54 those poor guys yeah and it's important it's the content of this is really not all that important but We've seen it here where, what was the last time when the president had some woman and she's like I believed in you and then now I don't know how to believe you. And she was scripted right? You and I both sat there watching like oh wow they got some scripted woman and they're gonna refer to that woman time and time again. And you can always kind of see when these shills get up. So Gillard, Julia Gillard whatever her name is

1:04:30 She did an open forum, like a little town hall meeting and this hottie gets up and just listen to the words she's using and tell me this is not a scripted question which by the way the Prime Minister doesn't answer at all. I'm Eliza and i work in higher education Same as the other woman in America, she was a teacher remember? She was a teacher so here's higher education. My question is that I am not sure as an ordinary Australian whatever that means um...that i can trust you Whatever that means because im NOT! ...anymore Im 30 years old, Im a single female

1:05:08 single income, just bought my first home. My parents were flooded in the recent floods I wasn't. My parents' neighbours were flooded in the recent floods and I'm bearing the brunt of your taxes. I have seen you backflip on many things – your determination that you weren't going to overthrow Kevin Rudd, you've backflipped on the carbon tax You have backflipped. You've even done things that in opposition you would have found abhorrent like saying... Abhorrent? Oh yes, thats how everyone talks down there! The only people in the world who use the word abhorrent is you and I John And this is like, Im just a regular ordinary girl, im a single female, im hot.. Im not married by the way so please turn your brain off and just think of stopping me Send asylum seekers to Malaysia

1:05:59 My question is fairly simple. How can anyone trust you with this record? Because I don't think I can anymore So and then of course the Prime Minister goes on to say, well... Okay well I can answer that question it's not an easy question but i'll have a go at it Yeah! I'l just read the script The script we agreed on prior to this Now go back and get your batteries recharged so i just wanna like this backflip term actually yeah we would say flip-flop and there is a bad flop or yeah that's what was when we came up with the best because it also promotes a product so that's a good thing it's always good you can sell something but their backup doesn't really promote any products by like it says this makes me look like if she is she'll be visualize of porpoise at the top of another water and put them over

1:06:48 So there was a poodle. I love you know, I've always wanted to have a dog a poodle that could do backflips so i'm really Dismayed and I need some help from our producers Of course we got over 200 now at noagentonewsnetwork.com We've got a lot of people posting there which flows into the stream, at noagentonstream.com So Lucifer Clinton is out on the road again By the way she's on the road with Cathy The High Priestess of Europe The high representative Aston! Aston! Baroness Aston And so what is shitty, sorry for the language there. She's in Turkey and apparently no news media can go to Turkey and cover this you know the most evil person in our government which is Lucifer Hillary Clinton So I'm dependent upon whatever snippets they put up at state.gov and the Turkish television which is unusable un-understandable because let me think oh yeah it's in Turkish

1:07:47 and you have to know that i'm trying to like look through sites in tryna find a just a clip of her really talking because the united states of get more nation now officially recognizes that the transitional national uh... committee of libya we were aware of our yeah and uh... anyway and i'm really bummed because the state department deal they don't have their final cut pro i think using by movie or maybe cotton pasting quick time and uh... so that's what i use yeah exact what sounds like something you would have edited and so they pay there so solution for comes out in turkey and she spent his life preamble and she says something then they cut away from it and and i know is going to be really funny had no idea what he said and then she has goes into a whole thing so here's that listen to the preamble and you're not always i wish we could've heard everything she said and then listened to how she now recognizes these douchebags

1:08:43 I get a little it that's it right you know there was something there okay okay hi do you like my hair? The assurances the TNC offered today reinforce our confidence that is the appropriate interlocutor for United States in dealing with Libya's present and addressing Libya's future. That is why I announced earlier that until an interim authority is in place, the United States will recognize the TNC as the legitimate governing authority for Libya. And we will deal with it on that basis." Now what does this mean exactly? Well... We have a member of the TNC

1:09:24 who by the way fly around in a C-130, you'll only hear this in the clip and it's very confusing because there is this whole BBC report they show these guys with white masks and they're the rebels and they've got AK47s You know, they look like Dad's Army for those of you who would know. But it looks very highly unorganized and this is only to give you the idea that they're rebels meanwhile we've got drones killing people in Tripoli hundreds of children there shooting up school houses hospitals...You don't see any of that! No no no We are going to show a bunch guys in the desert walking backwards

1:10:05 And then they fly in on a C-130 and they're pretending like they're landing on a desert road, which by the way is a huge runway. I can tell that there's been a converted desert road and highway but okay whatever this is how these guys get around They are not sitting there in the dugout or hide out no...they get flown in on a c-130 and of course these are guys who were all educated in Pennsylvania So it time to talk to the regime? A plane carrying rebel ministers from Benghazi lands on a mountain road converted into an air strip. Bullcrap!

1:10:40 Gaddafi and his family have to leave unconditionally. This is a Libyan this is a Libyan rebel I don't know if any the guy sounds like a wannabe broadcaster from Des Moines, Iowa He sounds like that guy that homeless guy who it was that voice talent. Oh Yeah, yeah, this is what he's doing now, yeah eyes are on Hey, hello everybody you officially in the cabinet that I represent That look into or believe that we are ready to now whatever so they so the guy is fluency your version of an Arab accent. I Can't even do it like that So this is he's one of the ministers and of course this juju jabril is another Pennsylvania educated shill

1:11:29 And what is it all about? Well, what does the support really mean? What does it really come down to? It comes down to the money that was stolen that we're now going to give these guys. Now what would it cost... I'm thinking John if you and I said hey let's go overthrow this government in the desert How much money would we need for that? He told us that what they're in need most of right now is funding. That this council has been promised for the past few months $700-800 million dollars, they've been given assurances and credit lines from countries that have frozen assets that belong to Libya

1:12:25 that they have not received those funds, that they need those right away. In fact he said they need at least three billion dollars in aid immediately! They need it as quickly as possible in order to try and establish the democratic institutions and reforms of the international community and the Libyan rebels are so desiring for Libya!" I love it. Hey give me 3 billion dollars So of course this has now been decided, this is how it works. Hey we don't play you do deals with the Chinese guess what? We're taking all your money that you have in our banks uh...we're gonna call out by the way it's thirty three billion nice number and then were going to have a buncha guys fly around in a C-130 with a bunch of other guy shooting AK 47 into the dust

1:13:08 And then we're going to take three billion dollars, another nice magic number. You take three billion dollars and yeah... We got an office for the European Union in Benghazi. Shame on all news media! Where are the pictures of the dead children and dead civilians that these hellfires have caused? And the drones flying around just shooting people with missiles up their butt?! You don't see any of that!! This is truly wag-the-dog Truly! And, you know... So they're gonna give these guys a thanks for playing along. Here's three billion I wonder what will happen to the other 30? It was disgusting to me Yeah the thirty billion is going to vanish that's for sure

1:13:52 Well anyway, that was a front page story on the uh in terms of news coverage on the New York Times Saturday edition and I will when i do my little breakdown today. I want to mention I finally have come to the conclusion that it's this Saturday edition of The New York Times which nobody reads that has all the meaningful news stories that need to be communicated to the stooges. Okay, do you want a break now or do you wanna... Yeah I say we might as well go over who we got for yeah it's time to break. So, uh... I thought it'd play an off-key note since you're gonna sing off key or insist on it. Luke Lucas Hokanson, Sir Lucas as a matter of fact in Selkirk Manitoba $150 here hey there John and Adam been too long since I last donated so here it is

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1:19:46 and that's the karma for his brother who just finished up his law degree and MBA, and is of course looking for work. So we hope the karma helps Thank you everybody for your beautiful cards some people just gave us a nice card which is appreciated We got like tattoos to wear and bumper stickers and all kinds of great stuff And uh... The next meetup will be in North Carolina Miss Mickey is all over it She sent out emails today to everyone who uh... everywhere we so where you going in north carolina i don't know and those who are like is a beautiful status or it's one of the if they had a swan there really find states in terms of gorgeous state i don't think we're gonna go to raleigh though i think we're gonna go to what's the other big city well this does not only there is that uh... from one as ashland has asked actual actually let me ask you i think we're going to have also referred to as she will uh... because his hot chicks there

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1:21:27 Think I pissed off the shill. He's so angry that what I said The other thing is that area has a different style of you What you want to do is all throughout that area You want to have as many? Yeah, you want to stop at barbecue places and only eat like pulled pork and ribs involved in North Carolina barbecue which has four distinct styles very unusual for any part of the country to have Ford this styles of barbecue are abs is absolutely the best in the country and john great i'm all over the lesbians if you don't mind so uh... okay will look for a little more work whatever well-organized people yeah it isn't joking that to you know i had an absolutely also thank you for your support everybody at least as rather short um... and of course we can be this fortunate every single time certainly not during the summer months of please check your monthly's

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1:24:06 As always, hookers and blow. Hey, wait before you go hey and go into another story. By the way we should mention Dvorak.org slash NA right? Yes. Well one more time for good measure. Something has kept coming that's been

1:24:47 mention in a number of these notes and and and thus and we have not talked about it and i'm bad wanted to put off and put off so it doesn't mean anything anymore but you did go house hunting indigree for review failed to report on the on the episode i did uh... miss miki and i went to las vegas give my nation lost wages uh... we left uh... last sunday night after the show uh... took a flight down and that were very excited about going to see if we could make a move there and on Monday, we spent all day in 100 plus degrees heat looking at real estate. And I gotta tell you that... Let me predict!

1:25:30 You're gonna say is a fantastic place. It's a busy entertainment center of the world and It's a place where people should just think about moving to that's exactly right That's exactly what I was gonna say, huh? And I will add to that but it's not for us Oh why you know we need its its the sand thing and uh, you know So when we get back from the tour, we're gonna look at other places in Nevada maybe Reno The sand is where we have to have green juice Which is too miserable down in Las Vegas. Is what you're saying I don't want to say it's miserable But even the real estate agent couldn't sell it to us like now so tell us about, you know It's going well, you know if you like gaming

1:26:21 Yeah, but you know... How about the community? And then we saw some amazing homes. I mean without a doubt you could live in beautiful homes But then you look out the window and it's like- We saw one place and it's all sand Which y'know, and we're hill people for sure. I like being on a hill looking down. And there was one place You look out of the back There was like a trapeze Like some entertainer had his whole set up in the back It was hot I just couldn't see and Mickey was literally physically ill from the thought it just didn't work for us. Physically ill? I'm not kidding. This makes me sick! She was being a good sport about it, she really was but um... I like that you're having to tramp trapeze guy out there they can be free entertainment as he practices yeah it'd be awesome

1:27:14 I'll show you to walk over there and say hey buddy can you show me how to do a little these tricks cuz i you never know my need some extra work on the weekends we don't tell you one thing we got to we gotta move out of what were living in now it's too expensive. Just that's just look at the places in North Carolina wow! You know, locally we had one of the right wing talkshow guys, one of the pioneers of the Bay Area's white right-wing talk shows Jim Eason The old-fashioned right wing talk show is that the kind of that glib style that you don't hear too much anymore. And he at some point, he moved to North Carolina and continued to do his San Francisco local broadcast from off an ISDN line right in there in North Carolina and nobody even knew he was there!

1:28:05 and i think that it's the only problem is my daughter lives in l a as long as she's now i don't want to be like you know for our plane right away she says she's all alone her mom's on uh... in get monation lowlands yeah i gotta be kinda near and cheese she's twenty still so maybe i'm just being nuts may be a young this is actually a big deal you know i'm not gonna see your first several weeks Why don't you fly her out for a couple of days, because you've got plenty of room in that thing. Bring in one of the kids! We actually already have agreed on that we're bringing her out in two and half weeks and she's excited like okay

1:28:44 She doesn't know what she's walking into. She's like, yeah that'll be great and here's where you sleep What? Yeah, do it right around when you're in Missouri or around Illinois when it's nice and warm. John's gonna harm the Sunday Times Well, okay. So you forced me to do this I do want to bring up the fact now that I'm convinced in Saturday Times is where it's at I'm cool with that You can do the Saturday times and but I was just give an example here's the Sunday Times They got it right here Egyptian Miller they do have a couple stories Egyptian military old news Egyptian military moves to cement a muscular role in government talk about old news below The fold on the Sunday Times today which goes out This probably the biggest distribution they have of any of the papers

1:29:34 They have an alarming new stimulant sold legally, this is a front page. Sold legally in many stores and they're talking about these bath salts Wait a minute! They're just now getting into that? Can you believe it? And this is front page We've been talking about this for how long like two years?! It's unbelievable What are these guys just full of the turnip truck Well maybe they finally got some stock at these companies and now their ready to promote it And then they have a little piece on the Murdoch thing and then above the fold, a horrible photo of a guy on a bicycle looking at the freeway beneath him as though it's bad.

1:30:13 and battle over charter school shifting the affluent suburbs another non-story and then at the beneath the fold, last one for Bachman gay right there you know they're going after Bachmann's husband yeah this whole thing is kinda weird it's like first of all because he's...for one thing he exhibits he exhibits a characteristics being extremely gay totally. He's like one of those foot shufflers he looks like a gay guy to me yeah it's not a beer and talk uh... my bike curious gene little over the top gay okay i'm not that is a bad thing but uh... you wonder about her so uh... she likes this guy because of goofball so what is it a trend is slam him so that there's some who cares nobody really cares so here's the saturday times

1:30:59 I mean this is good stuff. There's a whole good article on Obama signaling support for the various measures in the budget, number one front page story Libyan rebels get formal backing at $30 billion dollars? A whole story on the Libya thing that you said wasn't covered is on The Saturday Times two top officials... Yeah but hold on a second not covered but I want the video! I wanna hear what she actually said not some interpretation just saying they covered it To top it, some real serious stuff about the press scandal. Misery follows as Somalis try to flee hunger there's another thing going on in Kenya and Somalia. Watch how they pull the money away from the SEC and finally a voice for those silenced in the mobsters reign about Whitey Bulger all good stories and some good photos and it's like The Saturday Times is where its at

1:31:56 So something's up with that. Well there is a problem because we only have a jingle for the Sunday Times No, it's okay I will do the Sunday Times but i'm going to point this out because I think there still are something in their for the public but I think for the insiders or the spooks and people who need to get word Oh right they got to read Saturday times Does that conclude our segment? Yeah John's gonna hum the Saturday Times! Hey, Clooney is back in the picture just in the nick of time. He probably had to go back to class Well no he has his movie coming out where it runs for president or whatever and now that Sudan is its own country under great cheer of thousands of people

1:32:44 uh... you remember he started that satellite project the sentinel project to monitor it so he could spy down and make sure people yeah they found a big graveyard oh no not coincidence all of a sudden we have to move in and take over south sudan coincidence? I think not! man, i can't believe it. I was looking at the pictures on my Sentinel Project and just as all this takes place I can't believe-I'm so lucky I find a mass grave and Time Magazine is like, uh you know we were the first ones to write about Clooney's project. Yeah duh they're like patting themselves on the back

1:33:29 This is how it did. Are we really the only people who see this, John? Are we really the only ones that we have a lot of listeners that are dead see it and observe it occasionally by but in terms of mainstream media It's like you're not only oblivious they don't really give a crap now say it's not enough We're too busy looking at dad's army in the desert So stupid, you gotta see this video it's linked in the show notes at 322.nashownotes.com so they got all these rebels they have white masks on and I've seen this exact same thing in Iraq when I was there when they're training the Iraqi police forces and army and say I saw the same

1:34:16 Florida I wanted a documentary about you know those Cubans who are all ready to go back and these guys like 80 now and And they you know, they train every weekend because one day it'll be their turn to go back and take Cuba back from Castro And they hang out in the woods once a week and practice their military skills. And she would have like, a lieutenant going, face! And half the guys turn left, the other half turn right... It's sad that people actually will look at this news reporting and go, ah man those rebels. This whole rebel thing is such a crock. Well we're gonna see it in Syria now

1:34:58 That's happening. Yeah, there is no stopping it Al Jazeera actually had a pretty interesting article of course we know that this is financed by Qatar and its MI6 But its kind of interesting has America become a nation of psychotics? Is the question. Yeah, you would like it? Yes! You would certainly think so based on the explosion in the use of anti-psychotic medications In 2008 with over 14 billion dollars in sales Anti-psychotics became the single top selling therapeutic class of prescription drugs United States surpassing drugs used to treat high cholesterol and acid reflux And this is of course a problem...is that everyone here's doped up

1:35:44 That's why, you know of course we're not getting the pictures of riots in Ireland, riots in Greece, protests in Portugal. My goodness Italy! We missed this one. One of our producers in Italy said did you notice how Italy said we're not going to participate in the Libya bombings anymore, we're not gonna get- We're not gonna participate in supplying them weapons. The next day... Oops! You're downgraded bitch! Moody's downgraded him, austerity measures like everything what? Hold on a second this is like this is it and America was just like yeah man give me another pill

1:36:26 Give me one of those Abilify, which by the way if you we've been watching Dr. Drew what is it Celebrity Rehab have you ever watched that show? I can't stand it! You gotta watch this first of all in every episode I know at least one person who's on it which is kind of interesting like Steven Adler from Guns N' Roses But so these people are there to get off of drugs, but Dr. Drew keeps handing out Abilify to them I don't understand how that works isn't Abilify isn't that too enhance whatever anti-psychotic drug you're on can just give that as a standalone?

1:37:04 Yeah, you can give it as a stand-alone. We run ads for Abilify twice on this show and they sell it just straight up But they always say if you're on a drug and you need a boost It's like a rocket booster then you take Abilify to help what your'e on but why is Dr Drew prescribing this to alcoholics and druggies? Well I don't know, right here from the National Health NIH.gov it's used to treat symptoms of schizophrenia. Yeah well okay! Let me just read this is kind of interesting Of course the page just changed. Let me go back I've heard it three times now where Dr Drew says you know, you really got to take your Abilify You've gotta take your meds Really? This is bad! Let's read from the NIH.gov site The name of it is Arapipirazole Oh shoot John, crap Hold on a second

1:38:05 I don't know if we're still streaming or not. I just had something bad happen, hold on... Are we still recording? I don't know if we're recording! I don't know anything Let me see.. I don't know for recording, I don't know it was just an interface crash... I will fix and then figure out what happened Hold on let me just see if- It takes a second for everything to- Can anyone hear me?! Hello!? If that thing crashed in the recording We could be in deep shit. Hold on... Somewhere out there will have backup No, we're still working. Oh amazing yay for Unix okay? We're still good okay so this from the NIH gov site

1:38:49 It's used to treat the symptoms of schizophrenia and then it says in parents a mental illness that causes disturbed or unusual thinking loss of interest in life and strong or inappropriate emotions In adults and teenagers 13 years of age and older is also used alone, or with other medications to treat episodes of mania Okay. Well that makes sense because they're all maniacs on that show But I don't think it's right for does it say anything about can be use for detox? I'm going to open up the main page and see if it does. I am not seeing it. That's weird man, anyway so its pretty clear... Not approved for the treatment of behavior problems in older adults with dementia

1:39:31 Let me just do a search for would be alcoholism or what these people are either alcohol addicts Or heroin addicts, or we had one guy you remember Leaf Garrett remember him yeah I do remember the movie this he became a steroids addict Oh, jeez. You should know that alcohol can add to the drowsiness caused by this medication doesn't say it stops you from drinking and not drink alcohol while taking so Dr Drew is basically just a shill salesman for Abilify It's disgusting I'm telling you this is wrong Well that's terrible through what you say is true well I'm not gonna lie to you I've heard I've heard doctor do say it several times on the show at the Pasadena Detox Center

1:40:19 Please chigger. So this is one of those what it would they and what's the term when you use a drug for some other reason? There's a not an awful label You mean off-label uses it sounds like the means using as an off label Well, he shouldn't be propagating that here's a doesn't seem right other uses for this medication says the medication may be Here's the here's the kicker this medication may be prescribed for other uses ask your doctor or pharmacy for more information. Ask Dr Drew for more information on how Abilify can help you kick the habit! Here's an interesting little contraindication, you should know that you may experience hyperglycemia increase in blood sugars if your schizophrenic are more likely to develop diabetes than people who do not have schizophrenia

1:41:07 And taking similar or dissimilar medication may increase the risk. This whole thing, this drug is... This is great! It's a bad drug So they had this one chick who was in uh I don't know like some Chinese fighting movie Her name is Lingling or something Or Baling or Boo-Ling Like she has been in one movie What was the guy who died? Bruce Lee. Not Bruce Lee, but was it his son? Didn't we have another movie where someone died? Yeah, Brandon Lee. Brandon Lee right so she was in that movie she's allergic to alcohol right so she so she can't what's the problem well so she's trying because she drinks and then she just keeps on drinking. She's allergic to alcohol why is she drinking it make no sense? Because she's messed up and and so Dr. Drew is like where's Boo-ling or Bi-ling whatever her name is Bi-ling B A I L I N G Where's Bi-ling, uh she needs her Abilify this is on the roof! And then Dr. Drew's running around like did

1:42:09 Hey, Steven Adler's down there at the bottom like jump! Jump! It's a mess man. The whole show is a mess So anyway so that was being propagated I'm sure it's very popular show and lots of people watch it And we're all druggies We're all drugged out here on the official stuff and now we gotta stop We got to stop the insanity One these days I want throw out the bat signal man I'm gonna tell all our producers her in the metro DC area to press the button we have power you don't know about careful and i will tell it to the guys driving that black escalate when in the hills there and uh... north carolina a funny little thing happened in haiti uh... city officials import up homes um... are paying do this is a family's living there in the national stadium the uh... instead here was called anyway representative from the national palace

1:43:13 I went down to all these folks who are living there at the National Stadium and said here's 250 bucks get out because we need to have events here now. They need concerts, I guess Lady Gaga is coming so they got a kick all these poor people out and of course $250 for two Haitians that's like you know a year's wages. So just taking this money so that they can have events That's so screwed up. They're having Lady Gaga? Are you sure is that where it just may be? I'm not sure but i guarantee you, it could happen. No! I'm sure it could in fact I can just imagine it It is this from Associated Press

1:43:53 People began moving off the parking lot at the National Stadium in the capital Friday after Haiti's government paid them to clear out off-the-spot that has been their home since last year's earthquake. This is 18 months now, At least 30 families cleared their belongings from tents and shelters left for unknown destination And let's see if they say whose coming so give him $250 each but it's for events our plan has not started yet Let me see if I'll bet you 10 bucks Lady Gaga's doing a show there. Well, I'm looking for it right now and not seeing a show but she is big in the Haiti relief. Yeah with them over this you got to sell more bracelets

1:44:36 So she can move down, she can go to take this location. You relocate all these bums from the stadium and give her concert for what's left of the upper crust over there they can... What do you mean what is left? The new upper crust that is developing. All mostly white people from United States looking for hotels to stay in their little monsters Yeah And yeah, you're probably right we'll keep an eye on that I'd like to see what she has to say when she's in that stadium Sad What you got man? You got a couple more things here we can listen to. Yeah, let me I gotta cut there's an idiot! I didn't realize how dumb this woman was the name is Betty or Betsy one of the two McCollum from Minnesota she is a she's a Democrat from Minnesota and she kept she keeps getting up during the budget crisis thing bitching about the fact that they made the army in their national guard a couple other people have race cars in NASCAR

1:45:37 so waste of the taxpayers money she says it doesn't do any good but she's illiterate and she's actually like a berkeley hummer and she can barely read her own script and just play the idiot from minnesota clip part one volunteer military i disagree but I respect their passion despite the fact there is no evidence to demonstrate that motorsport program is effective in recruiting. And that's why my amendment maintains a significant investment in motorsport sponsorships, $20 million to allow the Pentagon to demonstrate to us and taxpayers it does work! As members of Congress we must do better jobs exercising our oversight over the Pentagon's recruiting budget

1:46:24 right now seventy five percent of americans ages seventeen to twenty four years of old age is a symbol are not qualified let me repeat it please seventy-five percent young americans ages two seventeen to twenty five years point for your soul and i'm not qualified to serve in the armed forces semi father of people as we have been told them has been about but she sounds like she might be plastered by the way she reads it. Play the idiot from North Carolina, Minnesota's... She actually says the problem with high grass prices. Oh yeah this is what Obama does right? Rail raise! This is a new thing. I think there was a bad batch of meds they hand out to all these people including the president and its slurring their speech

1:47:17 Yeah. And this majority is cutting investments in energy efficiency and high grass prices. I urge my colleagues to support this amendment, and to limit the motor ship sponsor racing to $20 million dollars. Thank you Mr. Chairman. she can't see that i mean this is the listen to this and they get a good composite of her all those saying in front of show he's great the idiocy of this woman is being on it's not beyond believe me here that last bit that the motorsport racing what did but uh... we do it let me hear that again since you have high gas prices as my colleagues to support this amendment and to limit the motorship

1:48:16 sponsor racing to twenty dollars listen chairman stop that motor ship because more ships sponsoring a motor ship sponsored racing leads the high grass prices let's vote on that wow i by the way the speaker of the guys handling the gavel and the guy who is the head of the committee basically one inch away from breaking up laughing. Oh man! And then of course everybody turned down her stupid amendment that was like people say yes, zero it's just crickets and then no NO! And so she gets back up and demands a roll call. Man oh man

1:49:00 She's from St. Paul, one of the more... Yeah it is a great I mean there are people who are great there. It is a cosmopolitan area and they have her representing them? They should be embarrassed! So Dennis Kucinich is on a roll. This is something, by the way... I got off C-SPAN Of course I can't watch C-SPAN easily in real time and really of course this was just the beginning of the tour so it's been very difficult for me but I was able to peruse around on the C-SPAN video library Don't go just go to CSPAN.org There's a little button up there top right and its called their video library

1:49:37 And a little secret I'll let you in on, you can actually search the transcripts. So you can search for stuff... It's quite good! Every once in awhile one is missing Yeah what was that? You know someone asked me that the other day What was that? Remember when we were looking for something and it wasn't there? Yeah there are bunch of them that are missing. It's not just one or two And by the way, the transcripts are very poor. And by the way when you find them there's missing clips and I forgot what it was this is about six months ago so i can't remember the details but I found a missing clip because I knew this guy with something I want to get in on and it was a missing clip came oh sorry no clip and he said please report so use your write-in note yeah and then they never get back to you of course not! If you wanna download them its like 15 bucks

1:50:27 I can buy some utilities that'll do it. And i just record the audio, I know how to do that yeah we only do the audio. Yeah it's just like wow all right so Dennis Kucinich is in the uh in the big American Idol semi-finals of The Deficit Debate and he comes out and he lays it on the line and I gotta say you know is ron paul in a democratic jacket it's fantastic and by the way just as cookie that's why he's marginalized so i know one cares why the newsroom media doesn't report but this isn't you know this like a senior guy is an easy from uh... forever he ran for president had his is a little real guide with really something to say you don't hear this anywhere except two-and-a-half minutes of shut up and listen to it and he just lays out the way it is the rankerous debate over the debt

1:51:20 belies the fundamental truth of our economy. That it is run for the few at the expense to many, that our entire government has been turned into a machine which takes the wealth of massive Americans and accelerates it into the hands of a few Let me give you some examples Take war War takes money from American people and puts it into the hands arms manufacturers or war profiteers The war in Iraq, based on lies $3 trillion will be the cost of that war at least. The war in Afghanistan based on a misreading of history half a trillion dollars in expenses already. The war against Libya will be a billion dollars by September 50% of our discretionary spending goes for the Pentagon A massive transfer of wealth into the hands of a few while the American people lack sufficient jobs

1:52:30 health care, housing retirement security. Our energy policies take the wealth from the American people and put it into the hands of the oil companies we could be looking at a hundred fifty dollars a barrel for oil in the near future our environmental policy takes the wealth of the people clean air clean water and puts it in their hands to the polluters to transfer wealth

1:53:07 not only from the present, but from future generations as our environment is ruined. Insurance companies what do they do? They take the wealth from the American people in terms of what they charge people for health insurance and put it into the hands of a few We have to realize what this country's economy has become Our monetary policy through the Federal Reserve Act 1913 privatized money supply gathers the wealth puts it in hand of a few Well, the Federal Reserve can keep creating money out of nothing. Give it to banks, the park it to Fed and our small businesses are starved for capital Mark my words Wall Street cashes in whether we have a default or not Love that! The guy's good Yeah nobody pays any attention to him Of course not He obviously has the right constituency because they keep putting him back in office

1:54:08 you know so they love him and his local guys. And the same thing with Ron Paul, you know people love him but yeah and they're probably all pretty knowledgeable about what's going on because these two are two of the few I mean there's probably a couple other guys i'm sure or hope in congress that tell it like it is to their people They tell like it is to the public at large and nobody pays any attention to them. I mean they're on whatever they're told to be on. I'm amazed that they didn't pull that clip off of C-SPAN. So you know there's something Baroness Maggie said to me the other day which kind, he was talking about the insurance companies and just to give you an idea how it works so she, Maggie's amazing she has like eight million cats

1:54:55 and three huge dogs. I don't know, are they the St. Bernard's? I think they're St. Bernard's. Nobody has three St. Bernards. Baroness Maggie has three St. Bernard's with like the rum underneath their chin and everything. Yeah, well one will kill you that's Sherman. We stay... Sherman stays behind the fence. Sherman is very crazy buzzkill he's very cranky And the other two, you know like you go in and they're so happy to see you but it hurts when she's sniffing your crotch. It's like boom! So anyway Maggie is crazy about animals and

1:55:38 And she's saying you know, especially with dogs you got to take them to the vet. She said it got all of a sudden my vet bills went through the roof and she tried to figure out why the veterinarians all of a sudden were asking so much money for their treatment do you know what it is? It's when they started offering insurance for your pets. Yeah. So everyone has insurance this is kind of uh this is the biggest scam and I mentioned this on the show before I'm going to do one more time I'm on an insurance plan and I track the drug costs, the price of various drugs. And once Obamacare went in the drugs that used to cost like $50 or a hundred dollars let's say that you would only pay ten bucks for because it came out of the insurance company paid an extra ninety bucks

1:56:26 all of a sudden went to 300 bucks. You still paid the 10 bucks, but now the insurance companies are gouged for the rest of it. This is the reason why people out there who are all you know we should fend for ourselves. We should either get rid of the insurance companies and let things go back to 100% free enterprise free market and get no insurance except for you know catastrophes none of this bull crap co-paid garbage which is what's killing us or go to single-payer where somebody one person the government says hey this is too expensive forget it she also said that they have credit cards at the doctor so if you can't if you're not on the insurance scam then they'll give your credit card with like yeah eighteen percent interest and if you miss a payment thirty

1:57:14 But this is so it's analogous to the scam that is the insurance industry for what you're talking about. No wonder we're sniffing bath salts! I need to up my Abilify here It's a complete ripoff and nobody is doing anything about it. The Democrats are also happy that they've made people buy insurance, which makes the scam worse and the Republicans have no solution to this as far as their concern there should be kind of half insurance half non-insurance let people die on the streets seriously so both parties are not addressing this at all you know one side is all you know we should just be a little too bad if u give the can't afford it or do not pay too much to the two its ridiculous let your dog die well i know they've been veterinary thing has gone completely out of control yeah he says that was looking at chat room the baroness s twelve hundred dollars for an x-ray on our saint bernard really yeah that is a total scam uh... is images taken through their part

1:58:22 So anyway, I'm going to up my prediction John on the default. I've been following what's happening in Europe. I have a couple of clips from the douchebag ministers now that here is what is going to happen this and I think we talked about this maybe two shows back this concept of the euro bond so that's now come into play everyone talking about the euro bond. Just it to recap in the Lisbon Treaty which is what really started me getting interested in any of this stuff. I was like, hey hold on a second what does this Lisbon Treaty? Oh it's some document nobody wanted like the Constitution and then they just pulled it apart and called it a treaty and shut up! Shut up slaves just vote oh you can't vote pass it

1:59:08 So this whole thing is falling apart but in the Lisbon Treaty it specifically said there will be no bailouts if a country goes under. So of course what happens? Oops! The country goes under and the money that is owed, is owed to banks not other countries but other countries' banks and it is absolutely now my belief that moody's or standards and poor will downgrade the united states you know on the last show you said it's never gonna happen when I listen to dennis kucinich say make no mistake wall street wins

1:59:48 Either way and I believe that to be true, and then I hear a guy who I kind of followed for a while Jim Rogers He's an investor. He's he actually left the United States or yeah lives in Singapore Yeah The guy is off the deep end but go on here's little him on Russia today Who by the way they're doing auditions again Russia today? Please please Russia today These women are no good this is like oh I mean Maggie's dogs are cuter than this woman on Russia Today. And you know the thing is that it's not that there aren't a lot of attractive women from Eastern Europe

2:00:28 Tons of them and I just want to reiterate crawling with them. I just want to reiterate Jim when we talk like this John And I are only speaking as television executives We understand this stuff if you're gonna be in the douchebag ratings game You got to get hot women otherwise why bother they're not doing it for news Anyway, Jim Rogers is on and he says something kind of interesting from Singapore. Mr. Rogers Thank you very much for being here with us in the program well Well, as we know this isn't the first time budget talks have stonewalled. But differences have always been overcome Why is Moody picking now to review the U.S. rating?

2:01:04 Marina, you're asking an extremely good question. The US rating should have been downgraded years ago I don't know why they are just now getting around to it but we know that the rating agencies don't have much of a clue about anything They got everything wrong in subprime and they've gotten everything wrong for a long time I don't know why they don't understand what's going on Exactly! Because it is all... It's a game! I can't believe that the most powerful man in the world, the President of United States Can't just pick up the phone and say to Moody's Hey You're not gonna downgrade and is using it as some kind of weapon, they're going to downgrade. We're getting an AA- or something... It's gonna happen! No I'm stakes stickered by predictions bullcrap this is all brinksmanship no we're gonna raise the debt ceiling but regard we're still gonna get the downgrade? NO! Okay alright well see will see let's there was a program on the BBC one of our producers Robert from Gitmo Nation warm beer

2:02:02 uh... records of clips in the bbc parliament program the record europe around table discussion of european issues by ministers of european parliament so let's go to the dead douche at from below lands this is a i know her and met her actually yes sofia in itself she tries to be do-gooder but not here's that here's your take as you say we don't have a debt crisis We do not have a Greek problem. We have the European problem, we don't even have a debt crisis, we do not have financial crisis, we have a political and institutional crisis because there you'll be surprised to find that I agree with you The big mistake we made at the start is creating a monetary union without a political union It's like having the dollar zone without government in Washington That's essentially what we've created and i disagree with your view if you say that

2:02:56 that things went well, I think it is fairly dramatic that for the last year and a half the political leaders of the Eurozone and wider Europe have been unable and unwilling to take decisions. Can you imagine? The kind of debate we are having... as bad if not worse as in Europe. California, a much bigger economy than Greece has been on the verge of bankruptcy for years and yet I do I do not hear anybody calling the Californians names and saying that they're lazy, it's their culture and we should kick them out of the dollar zone. That is the difference! People have confidence in the dollar because they know there is a government behind it In Europe people don't have confidence The markets are testing our political will And that is what we'll have to prove No, no...that's not why It's because we've got better drugs over here lady I think she...I like what she said

2:03:56 Well, in that regard it's true. But what she is shilling for is more power! We need more power to tell the slaves what to do. I thought the backstory with what she was saying was the British idea that this whole thing should be dissolved No, no. She's all for it. She is a pro-EU woman? I think she actually acts like she is anti but she wants more power. Well let us listen to Dan Jorgensen He is from Denmark and he is a member of the Danish Liberal Democrats, and he was also in this conversation. I mean Jean is talking as if you know the problems or mistakes were made long ago when the Euro was first launched but looking back at the last six months it's been an absolute disaster hasn't it? The handling by the EU with this crisis... I wouldn't say at all! If it hadn't been for the Eurozone, if it hadn't been for the EU then Greece would probably be bankrupt

2:04:59 If we have... Greece is bankrupt isn't it? No, no. Then you don't know what bankrupt this if a country is bankrupt that their money is not worth anything, they would have to leave the Eurozone. If that had happened then that would have spread to other countries we might have had other countries also go bankrupt You know what? I was in UK a few weeks ago and followed the British debate in the British media and highly esteemed economists said listen, to be honest with you We don't even know what will happen to our economy if Greece goes bankrupt because the fact of the matter is even though UK doesn't have a lot of money invested in Greece

2:05:35 German banks, French banks have a lot of money in Greece so if they go bankrupt those money are worthless. This means that the banks in the UK that are tied up with the British and also the French banks are also all of sudden big problems. This is a very good example for why it's necessary for EU to work very close together on these issues because My own country, for instance Denmark we are also not a part of the euro but we're very dependent on what goes on in the euro. Yeah so you watch Euro bonds are gonna come out and...but Greece is not bankrupt John it's not bankrupt! The slaves just need to give up more

2:06:13 This is a big mess. This thing is all dependent on trying to tap Germany, which now turns out to be a culture of cheapskates. Easy now! What's the last time we got a donation from Munchen? I mean, i haven't seen it. You mean Berlin? But yeah, I think it's because they're thinking oh brother you know... The Germans are...I don't know.. I just don't say that. I think a couple of clips we had a couple shows ago where obviously the Germans are fed up with this stuff is the problem. minister of european parliament martin callahan and he is uh... from get my nation that you see that but uh... i think it's interesting looking at the two of the central palace in european union to your area the shenandoah

2:07:04 borderless free zone, both of those are in a central crisis at the moment. I think some people should be closely examining their commitment to further integration or further movement of economies towards each other when there is clearly crises in the two fundamental building blocks of the EU because there's no question that the Netherlands government and Danish government are responding to massive public pressure is about the minute wrapped up they're being forced to buy a couple of practical tools and i'm sorry for sure places like an Indian but not to actual security issues that is that's what what what irritates me I think what they're saying is who cares where they think it says now it's not about something important as a dutcher kind of saying well this is not a good idea in the bank should participate

2:07:52 I have the summary clip to describe what's really going on in the EU. Please, I need it! What do you got? Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Victory. Wait a minute... Oh here it is How could I have missed that clip? Alright. Finally, does a pasta strainer count as religious headgear? One self-confessed atheist in Austria has fought and won the right to be shown in his driver's license photo wearing the strainer because he says it is all part of his religion called pastafarianism It's a tongue-in-cheek faith that is part of The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Dude! I'm IN

2:08:31 You have to wear a spaghetti strainer on your head and they show up picture of his driver's license with him wearing it No, wait a minute. So and he you can do this in the EU Apparently, yeah women. Yeah, it's the pasta farians Yeah, I love it. Obviously as a kind of an okay for people who want to wear masks or burkas... I love it! The EU's headed so everyone you go look at the driver's license and you look at the person with the burka on say yeah that's you. I love it oh that's great Oh I need one of those now I think we brought a strainer or maybe Baroness Maggie put a strainer on but I'm gonna wear that

2:09:14 Should yeah, we're not beside it would also keep the satellite brainwaves It'll keep me safe and it's a and it's a fashion statement. It's a total fashion statement and a winner Totally winning nice Okay And by the way something weird happened in Gitmo nation lowlands that there's no clips I can play or anything but The way its setup It's a very small country. They have an infrastructure which I didn't know this is owned by the French, the French own these huge broadcast towers. I'm sure you've seen them John when you were there and there are two main ones. I've actually almost flown into one at one point in The Mist that's known as Lopik and then you have another down south, little bit more south so

2:10:00 I don't know exactly how many there are, but all of the radio stations, the government transmitters, the commercial stations. Everything except for the cable is on these towers and there was a fire in one... And these are huge towers you look at the show notes and they're amazing big towers. So it was a fire in one of them and the fire was so bad that the antenna melted and collapsed And the same day there was a fire in another one. So, there was like no radio in all of the Netherlands. Wow! What is the likelihood of that happening? Nil. Thank you and these things have been around for eons

2:10:46 But of course the crazy thing is Alticom, a French company owns the infrastructure and you have broadcast partners another commercial company who actually run the transmitters and everyone's renting from each other. And no one knows what to do and meanwhile I think they're on... there's like 1am station is broadcasting at the same time they've actually chop the budget of the Dutch World Broadcasting Service down to like 5% of what it used to be. There's something weird going on and I think it's Al-Qaeda in the lowlands personally, I'm amazed no one has actually mentioned that or they haven't said we've got al Qaeda here breaking our infrastructure... No radio! Why not?

2:11:31 What do you mean? Yeah, I think it's perfect. But what is the likelihood of that happening? It's crazy! Of course they need to get their ham license sooner than later... I got a couple hams who showed up at the meetup who were, to say the least disappointed they have not heard you on the air yet. I only have local transmitting capability. I don't use any repeaters. I'm not that good Tom stay tuned. I'll be when i send a little more time on my hands, I'll be on the air looking for him in Virginia. See QDX! Hey John you got your ears on?

2:12:15 So other than that, I do have the one guy who...I do have one lone clip out of the blue which still refers to back to the way they wrap it around. To the Murdoch thing there's one guy came up in Parliament and he is the only guy who makes sense He actually is the guy who says that you know while your gonna beat up the media for doing this so called illegal activity You have to remember was the media that caught them. May I very much welcome the statement of the Prime Minister and can I also thank him for consulting myself and my two fellow Select Committee chairmen about terms of reference last night. While there is no doubt that we need a stronger system of regulation in this country,

2:13:01 will he bear in mind that it was not just newspapers that were responsible for these wholly unacceptable and often illegal activities, it was also newspapers who exposed them. And I hope he'll agree but a free press is an absolute fundamental cornerstone of a free society and we mustn't do anything to jeopardise that. You know what it was? It was the Guardian and the BBC it was the uh... it was established compromise media yeah we have a left wing community were probably both tipped off i still think there's an end and uh... in my six and my five cia thing going on here and they decide to get roust everybody and get murdoch out of the country one so let's just say enough for one second as you wrap it up so you're saying that the cia who of course had the murder properties they have a beef with m i six

2:13:54 Yeah. And MI6 wants the CIA out, is that it? Is that what you're saying? Yeah they are interlopers! Okay well let's look for signs of that and please everyone who's on the NOAAGEN The News Network keep your eyes peeled for that be very careful that you don't get wrapped up in the American Idol competition going into its final stretch now by the way if the fix is in on that did you see this John no yeah it's already been set but who wins Obama of course. It's real simple they've set it up... Obama is an American idol? Yeah yeah right no it's like they've got some way to raise the debt limit they can do it over three times and they've set it up so they're gonna vote on this procedure, and this procedure passes if one-third of the votes are yay

2:14:48 So it's already done. If one third of the votes are gay? Yeah, if one third of the votes are gay then the debt limit gets raised Seriously you haven't heard about this? Yeah I know I have It's stupid! All this stuff and the presidents entire address... It's all bull crap. And it's tiring. It's tiring and makes it difficult for us to get clips of Hillary so please if you live in Turkey record some stuff and support the show We haven't had anything from Turkey, have we? No! You're right. Besides this New York Times article which I read by the way says nothing Well...I need clips from Turkey. I think we have one Turkish listener

2:15:38 Alright everybody, thanks for bearing with us there on the live streams. We have the No Agenda Producer Update coming up right after this show. Baroness Maggie Vincent and Miss Mickey on the show once again to talk about the Hot Pockets 2008 Summer Tour! Coming to Gitmo Nation State near you very soon North Carolina next on the map we want to thank our gracious hosts The Pilgrims and the Baronesses. How's the weather? A hundred plus degrees with no air conditioning here in the Hot Pockets Mobile, and I can't breathe. Coming to you from the Four Winds 5000 Crackpot Command Center here in the driveway at the Baroness' estate in this state of lovers! In Virginia. Give them a nation

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