1:58:07 No. Oh yeah, on Twitter. There's a new AI product that will animate anything. Yeah, and it even had the VU meter animating, the RF meter was animated. It was quite amazing. That stuff, I mean, that's where your trillions of dollars are going. It's good stuff. Well worth it. Of course, we also like to thank people who support us financially. $50 and above are always mentioned, not under 50 for reasons of anonymity. And we have a special spot for people who are able to support us with $200 or more for an episode. Now, we'll mention you in this segment and we will read your note. Along with that, we'll give you an official Hollywood title of Associate Executive Producer, which is a real credit. You can use that anywhere Hollywood credits are recognized, including imdb.com or $300 or more, and you'll become an executive producer. And we will also read your note. And we got a number of on-the-spot donations yesterday at the No Agenda Meetup here in Fredericksburg.
1:59:05 Several instant nights, so this was a very, very generous crowd. And it started off with, this was funny, Sir Tim, he will be Sir Tim, he is now an instant knight, he gave us $1,000 in silver. He gave us 21 pieces of silver. and in a nice handsome leather pouch, so it felt just like Judas. You know, oh, at least you put in 21, not 20. And he will be instant knighted today. Donation note, I was hit in the mouth in 2010 by Sir Kevin Webb, and I've been a listener ever since. I hit my wife in the mouth, and we damed her first, and now it's my turn. Please knight me, Sir Tim of the Domestead. They actually live in a dome home, which they built themselves, which is pretty cool.
1:59:54 Have you ever seen these geodesic dome homes? Yeah, oh yeah. In fact, there's some town around, I saw a special on it that they specialize in displaying these domes. That's cool. There's a lot of new dome technology. Yes, yes. He had a lot to say about the dome technology. I'll bet he did. Those guys are into this, they're into all the technology of the new kind of domes that people live in. They look dumb. So please not me, Sir Tim of the Dome said it well he built a like a structure around it so the dome is the home and then around it they put like they built you know it looks like a regular house so it's just it's really like a like a... Wait a minute, so there's a house outside
2:00:38 And you go in the house, there's a dome you go into and that's the house. Yes, exactly. Which he says is fireproof, windproof, and bulletproof. See, I would think it'd be the other way around. You have this giant dome and then you go into the dome and there'd be a nice cute little house inside. No. In fact, because it's just, it looks kind of like a house on the outside except for the roof. It has two mounds. It looks like a, like a bra, like two boobs on top of your home. It's kind of an odd structure. If we're still able to do the Secretary General thing, I'd like to be titled Secretary General of the Digital Domestead. Yes, you can. Keeping the note short, the rest can be said at the meetup, Sir Tim. Then we got...
2:01:18 Oh yes, so that was the silver donation. Then we got 910,000 Satoshis sent to my wallet, which I will send on to our wallet in Bitcoin from Aaron and Aaron Estill, I think it is. Estill, I cannot read his handwriting. So that's $1,000. Abilene, Texas. Navy retired. Oh yeah, he was one of the top guys in the Navy and they wanted to force the COVID shot on him. And he said, nope. And he left the Navy. He left over the COVID shot. He says, thank you, John. Well, can he get back in and get the back pay they promised? I'm not sure. I should have asked him that, but there was like a million kids running around.
2:02:04 Then we go to Duke of the Pacific Trash Vortex, $500. He says, Jim Comey says, hi. Nice little card he has here. Just kidding, this donation is from Rogue, R-H-O-A-G. I will send a more legible note to the correct email. So that's $500, thank you very much. $500 from Marco D. Magnanimous, and he's the Baron Boomer. $500 for Secretary General of all things good and he wanted a jobs karma and a shut up slave. So he wanted the Italian shut up slave so we got that here for him. Shut up slave!
2:02:50 Stancitos, Cabo! And here's your jobs, Karma. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Yeah! Nikos, Karma. And then $1,033 from Sir Nick. Mr. Curry, Mr. Dvorak, my brother hit me in the mouth maybe a dozen times before my chin gave out. He kept telling me I'd love the show and mentioned the fixation of the 33 to appeal to a past part of me that had some deep persistent metaphysical run-ins with the number. One day at work... I don't know what that is. One day at work... What? He's got run-ins with the number. The number's tracking him around. Something's up.
2:03:35 He knows it. One day at work I decided to tune in and it happened to be show 1533. Having been born at 1533 p.m. That was 333 in the afternoon. I was intrigued by the circumstance. I haven't missed a show since and happened to have planned a family vacation coinciding with the Fredericksburg meetup scheduled at 333 p.m. Please accept me as an instant knight. Please accept my gratitude. MakeGood, episode 1595 was a wedding gift to my brother. Please make Paul Mazzoni the associate executive producer, not me. New Jersey Mazzoni. I've been the douche all this time, not him. Okay, so I'll put that... That's a switcheroo. Yes, it is a switcheroo and he will be Sir Nick, the knight of Knoxville's 33rd degree and a de-douching is in order. You've been de-douched.
2:04:27 And then I only have three more, and this will be an associate executive producer from Ben and Heather Wright from San Antonio, 22222. Dear Adam and John, my wife and I were hitting the mouth a little over two years ago when we listened to our first No Agenda episode 1660, The Doom Goblin, in which you and John talked about the media attack on raw milk. We immediately sought out our local local herd share, signed the contract, shook our farmers hands and fell in love with our raw milk dealer. Shout out to Triple Oaks Farm in Virginia. After hearing you reveal how the news coverage is silly, nudging and downright brainwashing, there was no going back. I've been listening ever since and love how small my amygdala is becoming. Hence the time has come for my wife and I to donate hereby request a deduction. You've been deduced.
2:05:15 Enclose the donation of 222.22 because my wife and I are pregnant with twins! Could we get a double-up baby-making karma? I didn't actually get the baby-making karma. Baby... By the way, I was telling all these expectant parents that they have to name their kids after us, and they all promised to do it. They all said, oh yeah, sure, we'll do it. Double up baby making karma for all people out there wanting their own human resources. And if you add the segment you have of John complaining about the guy eating peanuts on airplane, I'll talk to my keeper about naming our twins Adam and John. Just a potential exit strategy for y'all 20 years from now if you play your cards right. Well, we'll give you the baby karma. How about that? Sounds like the right thing to do. You've got
2:06:09 Also there were Chauvin, Sir Canebrake, Commodore of the Gitmo Navy and Dame Tracy of the Roman Rite Commodore of Gitmo Nation. royalty brother, royalty, $100 and gave me $5 they'd received from a Jewish establishment here in Fredericksburg and coined it Jew money so thank you for that. Jew money. Jew money. Thank you to you and John for sharing your collective knowledge and wisdom with the Gitmo Nation. We look forward to the bi-weekly NOAH Agenda shows to keep us sane. We especially respect and appreciate the God-centered perspective in your life. Thank you. Yes? I have a request. Mm-hmm. They asked for two baby-making karmas and just in case you should give them the second one.
2:06:51 You've got karma. That's about how long it'll take for the second one to come out. And then Khan Nguyen and I think his wife, not on here, they always show up. They come in from Austin, I believe, in $100. And thank you so much. Thank you to everybody who was at the meetup. Thank you to Gail and Matt Long who organized it. And of course, everybody at J6 or Jenny's 1776 Bar. It was a great time. Really one of the best we've had. Now we go to our executive and associate executive producers who sent in through various methods, Sir Chris Cohen from Austin, 51538. He is the ringless baron of North Austin here with his hat trick donation which elevates him to Viscount, executive producer and secretary general all in one fell swoop. And he says hi Adam and John.
2:07:47 With his hat trick donation, it's been three in a row now, I forgot to mention I'll be celebrating my 64th birthday on Tuesday. Perhaps a double up double tap is in order. Not sure what that means. A double up double tap? Does he want to... Does he want to be shot? Is that what he wants? That's what sounds like. Don't we have that somewhere? There you go. I'm an OG pre-pod show DSC listener, who has been with the show all 18 years and was there when Adam first arrived in Austin during the Hot Pockets tour. Wow. Sir Gordon Walton, the Baron Walton was there as well. He was at that very first meetup and he's made all of his family Noah Jenda peers.
2:08:27 I've attended the previous two Fredericksburg meetups, but they will not be there today, unfortunately. We'll be celebrating at the round table with tequila and conchinita pibil or Weiss beers and sauerbraten. Lastly, I want to call out my friend Porkface, who hit me in the mouth several years ago as a douchebag. Sincerely, Chris Cowan. Thank you, Chris. Pork face. Yeah, there you go. Duke of the Pacific Trash Vortex, 500 bucks. This is a third annual Fredericksburg meetup donation. And it's a switcheroo. Please give this executive producer credit to my nine-week-old granddaughter, Little Miss Daphne the Darling. Trademark. Trademark indeed. And pending my ability to complete her full namehood, please bestow upon her the title of Secretary General of Babyland.
2:09:25 Thank you both for the wise deconstruction as well as the laughs. It is, after all, a comedy podcast. Indeed. April Apple wouldn't lie. R-H-O-A, Rogue. Rogue Duke of the Pacific Trash Vortex. That was 500 bucks. All right. We move on to Sir Meister Chit Chat, Russville, Arkansas. 350 and 93 cents greetings and salutes. It's Russellville. Is it Russellville? Greetings and salutations from Mr. Meister Chit Chat of Harmony Homestead. This donation of $3.33 plus fees is a switcheroo and final donation necessary for Dame Hood of my beloved who this coming Thursday produces our first human resource. I began her path
2:10:19 to Damehood requesting baby-making karma from the No Agenda community, and here we are. Uh, there it is! Baby Karma Works! Kid needs to be named after us. With this donation, I may now rest easy as my son shall be of full noble blood of a sir and a dame. And his name will be Sir Adam John Dvorak Curry. Chit-chat. So she shall be known, his dame, as Lady Agricola Gothicus. And she wants salted caramel latte and homemade pop tarts at the round table. Ah, it's the pregnant ladies. They always have that stuff. We are grateful to have opened this chapter with the help of No Agenda and excited to close it to begin the next one with No Agenda as well. Keep up the good work.
2:11:10 Thank you for your courage. Here's to four times four more years. Sincerely, Sir Meister Chit Chat and the Lady Agricola Gothicus of Harmony Homestead. Sean Pillick, Sean A. Pillichowski in Portage or Portage or Portage. I would say Portage. Yeah, you would. Wisconsin 22222. Another marking the day as switcheroo day. This is a switcheroo for my wife, Dame Hanging Laundry and her Damehood. I love you and our walks. And since John and Adam hit you in the mouth many years ago, that's interesting, she hit him in the mouth then I guess, you now hang laundry much better.
2:12:04 Well, maybe not. I don't know how this works. But I love you too and my laundry hanging. Okay, apparently hanging a lot of laundry and what help her out. Get her a dryer. And what are the chances as I'm about to open my Gigawatt coffee roasters cold brew there's Eli the coffee guy 210 12 which he always does The dates get it $200 1012 brothers. I need some travel karma We can do that for you after a long hard month Where I lost my stepfather to complications from surgery and dealing with other additional challenges We decided to head down to Chattanooga for a little R&R and visit some old friends We made it as far as Louisville before our friends called and told us that kids both had the flu
2:12:48 Trip is cancelled. So we are making the most of it and hanging in Louisville for the weekend. That said, the way the trip and the past weeks have gone, let us get some karma to make it home safe and sound. That way we can get back to the grind of making great coffee at an affordable price. Visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com, use code ITM20 for 20% off your order. Stay caffeinated, says Eli, Jen and Ethan, so yeah, we got some karma for you and I'm gonna add a goat just for the coffee. You've got karma. So good. And now we have Sir Hebe of Hogtown, $200.37. And this is in purple, which means, hi fellas, I donated Bitcoin just to annoy John. But sadly had tech issues doing so.
2:13:41 and sent Adam Boomer-ish emails. Apologies. That's funny. You got boomerish emails? This donation is in honor of my friend, Christina, whom I punched in the mouth a few months ago. She is in the dystopian hellhole of Buffalo, New York, a single party controlled dem stronghold. Those are all cities with a child poverty rate of almost 50%. This is all Democrat run cities, they're all the same. They got one name on the ballot every cycle and it's just, It's just, by the way, I blame the Republicans for this situation because they don't, they never put anybody up. They don't have good, you know, they don't have a machine. They don't do anything well. They don't have any leadership. That's too bad. It's horrible. It's just how, it's just, what is this? It's just fine with the
2:14:35 Brainwashed masses. Oh, they only have one candidate. Please give her karma and a de-douching You've been de-douched and give her some pity for being the only non Dem in the city in the city. That's probably not true by the way in the city limits Hebe of hogtown the brain aneurysm guy. Oh that guy that you've got karma And Linda Lou Patkin is here with $200 and she requests Jobs Karma and says, as she always does, and rightly so, for a competitive edge with a resume that gets results, go to imagemakersinc.com for all of your executive resume and job search needs. That's ImageMakers Inc. with a K and work with Linda Lou. She's the Duchess of Jobs and writer of winning resumes.
2:15:27 jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! And finally we have Surfer from Orlando, Florida. And he sent a check in for $200 and put a note in with it which is written on a piece of paper. And you can tell it's a piece of paper by the sound it makes. October, ITM John and Anna, switcheroo. Another switcheroo, yet another switcheroo. Please credit this esteemed associate executive producership to Mr. Dana Brunetti. Congrats to him. He still hasn't made executive. He's still just an associate executive producer. Poor Dana Brunetti. I find myself, he's gonna, you can't say that because he has donated to executive producer level donations that he's gonna write a nasty note in. And then we get into a back and forth. Oh, fine.
2:16:27 Would you and Dana mostly yes, I find myself in a Kafka esque Situation I request that the peerage committee consider this appeal to resolve it. Oh, here are the relevant facts Previously without evidence the peerage committee declared that I cannot carry the title of black baron because no such title exists however the committee conceded he can call himself black baron if he wants to unquote and Two. Now he starts with A, then goes to two. So this we have an issue with right away. He's like Biden. There's three things. A. A. Two, he says. Look, I didn't call myself Black Baron. You guys did. I was duly credited and pronounced. Pronouncedicated. Pronouncedicated. Pronouncedicated is like you like to say. Black Baron of the I-4 corridor in episode 1512.
2:17:26 I humbly submit that if there's a place for a governor within the Gitmo Nation community, there can also be a place for one true Black Baron. If the committee sees this differently, I will cheerfully—I don't think so—cheerfully accept this. Furthermore, denying me the title of Black Baron would actually be a reversal. I'm worried for the show that it might look bad if the committee strips a loyal knight of a duly pronounced title, right? You wouldn't want people thinking peerage is a scam, would you? No, God forbid. Can I claim the official title of Black Baron? Yes or no? Answer the question. Thank you for your attention to this matter. No jingles, no karma, love is less surfer TBD, Baron of the I4 Corridor, Orlando. On a side note, to Franz Kafka's writing, blah, blah, blah. Okay, this is going to a committee.
2:18:21 and will be resolved within the next 30 days. Well, then take this into the committee with you because Baron Scott of the Armory was at the meetup yesterday with his dogs Bonnie and Clyde and his wife, who was a hootenanny, and he said, I'm going to be a black Viscount. I said, there's no such thing. He says, yes there is because I was a black knight so I'm a black Baron and I can be a black Viscount. So take that into your peerage committee. This is out of control. Sigh. This will all be resolved at the Sphere show. All- Hey, thank you very much, executive associate, executive producers. Thank you, Meetup producers. Highly appreciated. Was good to hang out with everybody. I think I spoke to everybody that was there. Thank you to the Keeper for shuttling me around as she usually does. Although a lot of people seem to be there for Tina, which was nice to see.
2:19:21 And of course we'll be thanking the rest of our supporters $50 and above in our value for value model go to noagendadonations.com whatever value you get out of the show just put it in the numbers and send it to us we're happy with anything that you feel is the value you receive from the show you can also set up a recurring donation at any time you want any amount any frequency noagendadonations.com thank you again to our executive and associate executive producers. Our formula is this we go out We hit people in the mouth A lot of people responded to the license plate to lobby. Oh, yeah, they thought it was quite disgusting In fact Brad sent me a note. The way business is done in this country you do it that way. Well, he had another take. Hey bud. Hey bud.