2:05:15 We thank everybody and we tell you how much value they supported us with. And we do that $50 and above for brevity, and for anonymity... And we kick it off with Sir Donald of the Fire Bottles! Is he not the guy who always sends in on letterhead from the...? Yeah that's what he did in this one too United Federation of Planets Starfleet Command Yes there is it, United Federation of Planets Starfleet Command He sent in a Rubblizer donation, $333.33! India, hang out, Mike... Standby 33-33-33 Rubblizer out And he wrote in handwriting on this note Gentlemen my slide towards douchedom was stopped by a shoutout from Sir Triggermax In the first donation segment of show 1800
2:06:07 Fearing that the rubble-izer jingle might fall into disuse, I enclose $333.33 so that it may be heard again in Gitmo Nation." We just heard it! Also, I hereby beg admittance into the August Order of Secretaries General with the moniker Secretary General of Greater Idaho signed Sir Donald of The Fire Bottles. By the way... I thought he was in Spokane? I'm sorry, well he says greater Idaho. I think he may have moved and do you see at the bottom? I'd never seen this year receives is the bottom of his of his stationary So the top he has United Federation of planets Starfleet command at the bottom He has because there's TMS and stuff Yeah And copyright says 1992 Paramount Pictures all rights reserved Star Trek The Next Generation as a trademark of paramount pictures what if he worried he's gonna get sued over his station No, I think this I think he bought this from Paramount Oh
2:07:03 Oh, oh. I thought he actually was a member of the United Starfleet Command. I thought it was real! Oh you...oh I see Yeah? Well okay. I was convinced the guy's uh the member of the United Federation of Planets Well maybe is that people still has to get their copyright notice True Trademark Thank You very much Sir Donald soon-to-be Secretary General we really appreciate it I'll read the next two so you can read the ridiculously long one. No name from Waldo, Wisconsin came up at 34567 and his note is dynamite. Karma please! Gotta love it
2:07:47 You've got karma. So the Commodore semi-anonymous vegan, vegan, vegan, vegan... Vegan! Is it a vegan? Vegan. In Mill Park Victoria Australia came in with 333.33 which he calculates is $500 which gives him a secretary generalship It does. $500 Australian. 333.33 Who knew?! Yeah Commodore Semi-Anonymous Vegan here. I'd like to take advantage of the Secretary General offer with my 3333, which would amount to about 500 Aussie dollars in honor of PM Elmer Fudd? I'd like to be known as Secretary General of the Wanda Rabbits.
2:08:39 I also, it pushes me over the threshold for a night. Ah nice! If it pleases the peerage committee It has to be known as Sir Ako of the land down under Sir Ako, Sir Ako, Sir Ako, Sir Ako, Sir Ako, Sir Ako, I gotcha At the roundtable like a slice or two of Hawaiian and margarita pizza Good for you. Soon to be launched by 404 Pizza! Keep an eye out on Kickstarter on the 1st of November, which is World Vegan Day so it's a vegan pizza
2:09:17 Yeah, also like some Pornographic. Oh I'm sorry pomegranate kombucha Which is I would recommend against simply because I haven't heard of it already Here or there he says they're John can you cash Australian checks if they sent to you know what is the fee well probably not? Uh-I think I can try thank you for your attention to this matter and Commodore semi autonomous vehicle. We can't even wire money from our bank but they'll cash in an Australian check? No, we can wire money we do that I can't wire money not online
2:09:58 No, no you can't do it online. You have to go in because yeah using Swift you have to answer a bunch of questions They have to look you in the eye they had to say Do you know who you're sending this too? Wow let me see your ID Did anybody else sign off on me or Brit card? You gotta have two or three people sign the document and you gotta go over all the numbers really it's a It's a huge pain in the ass, and that's why, you know, Void Zero who gets paid by us to keep the servers going. I only pay him every other month for two months work because it's a pain in the ass! It takes a good half hour just to put separate wires... They're not gonna let you do it online but when Stablecoin comes in and I always mention this of the bankers as well You know this is gonna change when stable coin comes in they always say the same thing What? What's stable coin Really?!
2:10:51 Wow. Yes, really? Well you could always pay void zero in Bitcoin That's another pain in the ass Not really I'd have to have a wallet Whoa! No! A wallet oh god forbid It would also buzz it's not as easy to document for tax purposes Certainly it is. Sir Adam of the Koch Empire, associate executive producer ship haven't heard from him in a while 245 68 greetings from the empire well the Koch Empire is undergoing some changes at the moment this feels like to me like inside investment information
2:11:28 We are transitioning from King Charles II to Crown Prince Chase Koch. That's the Koch brothers, K-O-C-H. Young Chase will take the reign sometime in 2026 as he is busy in Silicon Valley spending the empire's money on angel investing into AI startups and other technologies with his disruptive technologies arm The Empire's reach for technology and the coming AI power needs is far and wide with our mega companies Molex and Deepcom Power Helping Oracle build out its data center infrastructure. It's sad that our King Charles II is stepping down, but soon... Down soon but besides being really the richest person on the planet Earth if he didn't have this to split 50% with his dead brother's widow He'd be worth over a hundred billion! Wow
2:12:14 Anyway, that sucks. World domination in all industries is progressing as there's not a thing any Noah Jenner slave touches in their day that didn't get manufactured by the Empire from toilet paper to lumber TVs to iPhone screens the Coke empire is all reaching! I haven't donated in awhile and that's my fault. I'd like to say I've welcomed a new human resource into the world last November ah very good A new coke baby Baby girl named Evelyn Gray. She definitely is the best part of my day as she should be I'm afraid gentlemen we as society are careening towards the scenes from the great film dr. Chivago he sent a clip
2:12:51 Soon we will all have residency committee comrades telling us that our homes have five bedrooms and you only need one, and that four families will take the others. God knows if Gavin Newsom gets in next we'll be living out Dr. Chivago." John, I too listened to The Michael Savage Show all those years ago when he talked about Gavin and Kamala destroying San Francisco. Michael tried to warn us! RIP Teddy PS Support American manufacturing Buy some toilet paper Very good Michael Savage is dead? No, he's Teddy Roosevelt. Oh I guess Nathan Parker in Seattle Washington and he says keep up the good work boom that's a note