2:59:40 You ruined my vibe. No, you hit the number. You actually did fine, but you missed my cue. And that was latency. That's latency. Yeah, I'm back for your cue. We'll pretend it never happened. I'll edit it all out, all of it. You always do. Yes. In fact, people don't have any idea how much stuff you edit out. Oh, it's so much. We spend so much time micromanaging the edits. I just wanted to play the transgender lesbian dude threatening people. Okay. As a way to go into the donation segment, it's a talk clip. I am a 40 year old transgender lesbian. I dare you to try and stop me from going into a women's bathroom. This is a call to action. You need to arm up. Plain and simple. The time to act is now. I do not fear Christians. I do not fear conservatives. I do not fear evangelicals. And I do not fear Republicans. You're gonna know what fear actually feels like. There are lots of people like me who are not afraid to die. You've been warned.
3:00:38 Oh my goodness, this is no way to go out. This is a threatening transgender dude. This is no good. Transgender lesbian no less. What does that make you? Transgender lesbian, yeah. Yeah, he's not afraid. Okay, I made a mistake. Yes. I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fab. Bummer. Yeah, on No Agenda. Well on that happy note, he's not afraid to die, but it's all in the timing everybody. Here are our producers who helped us out for this episode. $50 and above. It's not a very long list. John, hit it! No, it's actually a pretty small list. Luckily the Commodores are saving the day. The Commodores. Lionel Richie and the Commodores. Beth Elliott starts us off and she's in Corryton.
3:01:31 Tennessee at 133.69. Douglas Murray comes in from Missoula, Montana. 101.01. Kevin McLaughlin already, there he is right at the beginning there, at 8008. He's the Archduke of Luna, lover of American boobs. He must be Duke by now. Or Grand Duke, I mean. Jason Marrer in Vancouver, Washington, 8008. Another boob donation. John Horrybor, That's actually a Dutch name and you can probably pronounce it better than me. Hoibur, hay farmer. Hoibur. Oh, he's a hay farmer. He's a hay farmer. Hoibur. Bristol, Tennessee, 7777. Sir Rick in Arlington, Washington, 6996. Matthew Elwhart in Weatherford, Texas, 6006. Baroness Knight in Edmonds, Washington, 60.
3:02:26 Surprise, Night of Astonishment in Yukon, Oklahoma, 5444. Mark Hardwick in Aledo, Texas, 5333. Haken Andreesen in... It's gotta be Haken. Haken! Haken! Haken! Haken Andreesen in Portland. He's from Norway. He's from Norway. He's from Norway. Yell Skidae! Matthew Dropko in Elria, Ohio, 5252, and he's got a birthday. He's 52 today. Today! 10 year anniversary of being sober. It's a soberversary. 10 year chip. Congratulations, brother. Barron Sir Henry in Rancho Palos Verdes, California. 52-42. Andrew Benz in Imperial, Missouri. 5-0-0-5. Scott Nelson in Council Bluffs. 50-0-1.
3:03:23 And now we have the $50 donors, just the name and location. Starting with our buddies in Redondo Beach, California, Gaucho Woodworking. Check them out. They're online, just type in Gaucho Woodworking. Alexa Delgado in Aptos, California. Samuel Cannarday in North Riverside, Illinois. Brett Denton in Boise. Amy Gelinas, or Gelinas and Bury in Washington, right by the airport. Eamon Heiser in Lancaster, California. Matthew Byington in Linbrook, New York. Steven Hutto in St. Petersburg. Leanne Shipley in Covington, Washington. Bob Newell in Penfield, Pennsylvania. And last on our short list, Brett Lemons. You want lemons, make lemonade. Mitchell, Indiana, all $50 donors. I wanna thank these people for making the show
3:04:22 1698! We're two shows away from show 1700. 1698, thanks for helping us out and making this show a reality. And again, we appreciate everybody who donates any amount. Sustaining donations not mentioned under 50 also for reasons of anonymity. Go to noagendadonations.com and support the show with your time, your talent, and very important as always, your treasure. We really appreciate it. Once again, noagendadonations.com. Let's give people... I love my job, but I... You've got. Noagendadonations.com. Yeah, baby!
3:05:00 It's your birthday, birthday, on Joe Budgie. And remember, we do have John's Tip of the Day, our end of show mixes on the way, and Sir Bing of the BMWs and Bulldogs says happy birthday to his smoking hot wife Jennifer Roediger. She turned 42 on the 24th. Matthew Drobko turns 52 today, and he's got his 10-year chip. Congratulations. Matt Bernier wishes his smoking hot wife, Audrey, a happy one for tomorrow. Philip Veinstra, his daughter Ella, turns 19 on the 26th. That is today. And Walker Campbell wishes his brother a happy birthday, as do we. Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
3:05:44 Ah, we love it when people move up the peerage ladder. Sir Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility upped his, and boy did he really did up his peerage. He is now Sir Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility, Earl of the Lands of the Red Clay and the Cherry Trees, and Viscount Silverdude of the Silver Dolphins. becomes Earl Silverdude of the Silver Dolphins and we thank you both for your extra support of the No Agenda Show, the best podcast in the universe. And today we do have quite a number of Commodores. So I'm, whoops, I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry. Here we go. Commodores, get ready. Come on over here. You are about to receive your honorary certificates. Commodores are
3:06:35 Doug Ellis, Commodore Sir Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility, Commodore Sir Leron, Commodore John G, Commodore Sir Silver Dude of the Silver Dolphins, Commodore of Coleman County, Knight of the Lake Highlands, and Duke of the Republic of Texas, Commodore Sir David French, Commodore Baron Markey Mark, Commodore Eric R, Commodore Ron Mills, Commodore Steve McConnell, and Commodore John Wynne. All of you will be receiving your official certificates in the mail very soon. Commodores, welcome to your Commodore ship of the No Agenda show! I know I'm missing something. I just... I just... You're getting there. You're getting closer. I'm getting better. I need a little more music bed because these things are longer. I'll work on it. I'm working on it. No Agenda! Yes. Oh, I can't be waiting. Wait, wait. What? How about a Bosun's Whistle? Oh, someone just sent me a Bosun's Whistle too.
3:07:33 I was thinking cannons actually. Boson's whistle and cannons. Okay, Boson's whistle and cannons. I'll work on it. In the meantime, there is a meetup taking place today at North Georgia. It's a North Georgia monthly, 6 o'clock at Cherry Street Brewing in Alpharetta, Georgia. Tomorrow, oh a Friday meetup, cool. The Columbia River Basin Meetup, 7 o'clock at Cider House in Richland, Washington. On Saturday, Resist the Douchebags, that meetup is at 3.33 p.m. in Arlington, Virginia at Carpool. Okay, is that a carpool? They're just carpooling or is there a place called Carpool? I don't know. Also on Saturday, Two Nights in a Bottle, 4 o'clock, Nauticus in Edinburgh, UK. Oh, Edinburgh, UK, all right. I look forward to a meetup report.
3:08:20 Also on Saturday in the Netherlands the Tilburg meetup 730 at beer cafe Kodinsky Oh, please Baron Rob make sure you send a report and I love hearing the meter reports I don't have any today and on Sunday our next show day at McNelly's South don't be a douchebag that meet up at 530 in Tulsa, Oklahoma many more meetups on the list for you to attend and As I always tell everybody, it really is a big part of the No Agenda show is getting to know No Agenda Nation. There'll be people from different ages, creeds, backgrounds, religions, races, and you will all, they're racists, and you will all have a good time. There's never been a fight at a No Agenda meetup. It always turns out to be a good time. It's always a party, and if you'd like to learn more and find one near you, go to noagendameetups.com. If you can't find one,
3:09:10 Start one yourself! Big party. And this party's not over yet. We still have John's Tip of the Day, which you can find at tipoftheday.net or noagendafund.com. The lists are all there and complete. And it will be a great best-of show one day. We'll just have all of John's tips of the day back to back. It's going to be dynamite. But first... That's a challenge. But first we have our ISOs, which you'd like to select now before the end of the show. I have two, you have three. Would you like me to go first?
3:09:58 Yes, please no disrespect, but like whatever okay, and I have Little blurry little blurry. Yeah, what do you got okay? I have three including Let's just do them in order start with Harris. I grew up a middle-class kid muddy very muddy none none of us like them I hate the cutoff, but okay. Yeah. Yeah, it was I had to yeah, okay. It's my fault. Uh, uh, RR. Not a way to run a railroad. God, I don't like anything today. None of us like them. That's, I think that's kind of the best one. None of us like them. None of us like any of the ISO, so... There you go! There it is, it's self-selecting. There you go, and now it's time, the moment you've all been waiting for, John's Tip of the Day!
3:10:59 Create a class for you and me. Just a tip with JCB. And sometimes Adam. And it's called Image Burn and it's for making DVDs and CDs and whatever disc you can burn. Who still uses DVDs? Yes, I knew this would be what you'd say. Well, there it is. Who still uses DVDs? Well, they're still selling them by the million. So somebody must be using them I'm just but if you use when you want to burn one you want to do something with it What are you gonna use? You don't have you probably don't have any CD burning software on your machine at all I do I use a truck driver. What's it called? I am G bu r n.com. I am G be or in that come is what it's simple. What does the trick it does? I so CDs does everything now
3:12:00 What comes up in the conversation is that, well, I got a little feeling. Speed break, speed break, speed break. What do I do? Speed break, speed break. You can go to, that's my sound. You can go to Amazon and buy a burner, a cheap burner, at 29 bucks. They're USB drives and they just burn CDs, DVDs, Blu-rays even. So you can always put them on, you can archive some stuff. That's my tip of the day for people, especially for the haters. All right, haters, there's your tip of the day. All right, everybody, thanks for coming out tonight. We got one more for you. It's called The Tip by Adam Curry and John C. DeForest.
3:12:49 Oh boy, your tip of the day. As good as any tip of the day. Only this one's for boomers who still use DVDs and Blu-rays. Hey, guess what? What? I'm a boomer. End of show mix is coming up by Eric Colburn. We've got David Kecta. Before he goes on a little hiatus, he's got his daughter in town. By the way, this end of show mix is one of the best. Oh, well good. Well, secret agent Paul is a part of that and fresh new mix from Neil Jones, our clip custodian. It's all coming up in just seconds from now. And if you stay with us here at TrollRoom.io, NoAgendaStream.com, and on your modern podcast app, Planet Rage, number 145, ChuckleFucks, the title of that one. It's Larry and Darren, and it's a good show. It is a good show. They'll tell you all about death and destruction in Chicago. Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, right here in picturesque German town Fredericksburg in the morning, everybody,
3:13:50 I'm Adam Curry. And from northern Silicon Valley where it's supposed to be hot tomorrow, today it's cold. I'm John C. Dvorak. We got 80 degrees here in Fredericksburg and we'll be back on Sunday. Remember us at knowagenthedonations.com. Until then, adios mofos, a hooey hooey, and such. I'm bottles in the cup.
3:15:05 President Vladimir Putin has warned the West that Russia could use nuclear weapons if it was struck with conventional missiles. The Russian leader presented changes to Russia's nuclear doctrine at a meeting of the country's security council. Putin said a nuclear power supporting an attack on Russia would now be considered a joint aggressor. The change in doctrine comes after Putin's warnings to the US and other NATO allies that allowing Ukraine to use Western long-range weapons to hit Russian territory would mean that Russia and NATO are at war. The good news is Putin's war is fatal. It is at its core aim. He set out to destroy Ukraine, but Ukraine is still free.
3:15:49 You set out to weaken NATO, but NATO is bigger, stronger, more united than ever before. F-Jump flew and you don't know where, there's fake news, why don't you get your Gitmo fix? Putin on the rest. Dressed up like a million dollar trooper Trying not to look like Anderson Cooper Super pooper Come let's mix where John Podesta walks with kids Oh I mean pizzas in his mitts Putin on the Ritz Folks, we've got to move past this toxic politics. All indications are this bill won't even move forward to the Senate floor. Why? A simple reason. Donald Trump. Why Donald Trump? Because Donald Trump thinks it's bad for him politically.
3:16:51 Donald Trump. He'd rather weaponize this issue than actually solve it. Trump and the Republican said no. Why? Because they're afraid of Donald Trump. Afraid of Donald Trump. Folks, we've got to move past this toxic politics. The republics have to decide who do they serve? Donald Trump or the American people? Why? Donald Trump. Every day between now and November the American people are going to know that the only reason the border is not secure... Why?
3:17:32 Donald Trump Why? Donald Trump Why? Donald Trump The best podcast in the universe! MoFo Dvorak.org Slash N-A None of us like them.