2:51:40 One of the guys that was coming to the meetup says, you know, I don't know, is it a safe place to park my Tesla? And I'm sitting there, I'm in the East Bay, that's all the cars, you park it, you won't find your Tesla, that's the problem, because there's this Tesla, Tesla, Tesla, Tesla. You know, and his thought was that, well, you know, people hate Elon Musk now, so they're going to break my Tesla windows. who came in $50 and above, we give your name and your location if you've provided it. Sometimes there's a message if we can slip it in there and obviously your donation amount. Thank you to those came in under 50 for reasons of anonymity and again we plead for those sustaining donations. You set up your own frequency, you set up your own number.
2:52:37 because we're completely value for value. If you get value out of the show, send some value back to us with your time, talent or treasure. Noagendadonations.com or hit that little support button in your modern podcast app. John, go ahead and tell us who you think. Yeah, let's start with Erie Kierre. Kira Kira agi Kiragi Kiragi in Prague, Oklahoma Okay, Prague, Oklahoma James Watson in Concord Township, Ohio 105 35 he's on his way to knighthood it looks like Now we have Angela Garcia in San Francisco, Adam Reimer in Napa, and Lai Chow and Sophie Nguyen in parts unknown, but also in California, because they all went to the Albany meetup. Each one of them dropped in $100. Mm, nice. That's nice. Robin Tolbert in Topeka, 8888. And he's got too many eggs dot com mentioned. Too many eggs dot com. Beautiful.
2:53:42 Sir Dave of the Clay Pits in East Northport, New York, 8888. Baroness Knight in Edmonds, Washington, 88. Tyler Darrington in Las Vegas, Nevada, 8008. And guess who's missing? Uh-oh. No, this may be the reason that there was numbers were so low off the mailing. We need a health check. We need a wellness check. Yeah, so Kevin, we have to assume Kevin McLaughlin sent it in and didn't go through. This was an issue I think which caused the low numbers. What kind of issue? Like a PayPal issue? It has to be.
2:54:32 Kevin O'Brien in Chicago, Illinois, 6006. James Edmondson in South Plainfield, New Jersey, 5510. Dean Roker, 5510. Sir Robertson of Two Sticks in Dos Palos, California. Yeah, he came in from Dos Palos, $55 at the Albany meetup. Mark Hardwick in Aledo, Aledo, Texas, 5533. Sir Rick Calcitrant, this is crazy Steve, from Santa Rosa, 5533. 5150 he also I think he's the one who gave me the book he gave me a book kind of read on what kind of book it was one of these a you know anti-fed why the government's screwing us a Economic is the kind of book you get on a list a pile of them you get on a list for having that book well, maybe Us anyway, sir Rick else and he did the beat up so he's a
2:55:26 I can't compliment him enough. Dean Carrier in Laval, Quebec. $50. Long time douchebag needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched. So that's 50. The rest of these are all 50s. This came in the shortlist today. Hopefully I'll do better next Thursday. Scott Lavender in Montgomery, Texas. Luke Olsen in Alexandria, Virginia. Andrew Alexander in Fredericksburg, Texas. Hey, who? Fredericksburg. Andrew Alexander. I don't know Andrew. Andrew, let's hang out at Java Ranch. Corey Bennett in Denver College. There's 5,000 people in that town. 11,000. That doesn't mean there's not 5,000. Oh, there's no evidence there's 5,000. There's 5,000. You know, there is 5,000. There's one. Corey Bennett in Denver College. This is what you call parsing. Four more years.
2:56:29 Cory Bennett in Denver, Colorado. Leanne Shipley in Covington, Washington. Sir Jerry Wingenroth in Saugus, California. Ah, Dame Abigail the Weird Poet, spelled with a Y. She was at the Albany meetup. $50. And Paul Best in Bedford, UK. 50 and he says enjoyed your banter since discovering you again on the Joe another Joe Rogan laggard Man, Joe's got to have me back on the show If the lag time is what this is like was the last time you run a year ago. No longer. It's been It's been home. Yeah, it'll be
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2:59:08 We love hearing from our Grand Dukes. Haven't heard from a couple of them. And I'm very concerned about Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Archduke of Luna and lover of America and boobs. I'm concerned about him. This is not like him. I want a wellness check done. I'm concerned. Can't say it any other way. I want to make sure he's okay. I'm sure he has friends who listen to the show that can check in on him. Please do it. So make sure he's okay. That's all. Could have been Debbie. Well, we just want to make sure you're okay. Hurricane Debbie. So I want to make sure you're okay. Hey, we got two knights to bring up onto the podium. This is always a great celebration. John, I have my sword here. I got it right here. Thank you very much. Craig Clifford and Lawrence Wolfe, gentlemen, come on up.
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3:01:18 Yeah, unfortunately I was prepping yesterday until like 4 or 35 o'clock so there was no way I could get to the float meet. Which Baron Scott did in San Marcos, but I know that a lot of people went and I'm sure they had a very good time Hopefully we'll have a meetup report from him for the next show on Thursday in the meantime we have a report from Rockford, Illinois This is the Deutsch bags meetup Damon Anonymous got us here. It's the Rockford meetup Deutsch bags in the USA. It was a successful time with good friends good drinks
3:01:56 Here you go. And small amygdalas. This is former douchebag Ray. In the morning, Adam and John, we got kicked out by some spooks and we're sitting outside, but have a nice little hooey-hooey. Great people, great food. Kyle Barron of the North of North Valley of Foxes. John, get the Cadillac plan. Adam, I love you brother. This is John the Undeduchable. This is Dame Julie Bunny here. In the morning. In the morning. Sounds like a nice little mix there. Some good people. The Deutsch-Deutschbags in the USA meetup. Only one meetup taking place today, the Hidden Gem Burger Shack edition in Tay's Burger Shack. That's North Kansas City, Missouri.
3:02:38 That is underway as we speak. Sir Spencer, the Wolf of Kansas, who doesn't know him, will be hosting that. Coming up in the month of August, what's left? We have Rogers, Arkansas, Monrovia, California, Alexandria, Virginia, Spooksville, Spearfish, South Dakota, London, UK, and the 25th, Keene, New Hampshire, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Alpharetta, Georgia, Sharpsburg, Maryland, Medford Lakes, New Jersey, Goleta, California, Raleigh, North Carolina, Aurora, Illinois, Garden City, Idaho, St. Augustine, Florida, Tucson, Arizona, Bedford, Texas, North Charles, this is now into September, North Charleston, South Carolina, Sacramento, California is on the list for November. There's so many meetups. Tina and I were talking about doing a meetup somewhere. I gotta think about it. There was some traveling. Oh, I didn't know that Cotton Gin actually lives in Plymouth. And we were there.
3:03:31 And he didn't tell me. Yeah, we could have done a little mini meetup. It would have been great. Yeah, you could have. It was fun driving through Plymouth and saying, we're in Massachusetts. And boy, were we ever. Even Cotton Gin says, yeah, we're crazy over here. That's the NOAA agenda meetups. You can go to any one of these on the list. There's no entry fee. Usually it's in a bar, some cool hangout, sometimes a pizza restaurant. Sometimes it's somebody's home. You will meet people and children from other lands that you never would have encountered otherwise. We all have one thing in common, you are all part of NOAA Genome Nation. It's a good time, guaranteed. Never had a negative report ever. A fight has never broken out at a NOAA Genome Meetup, that I'm aware of. So that's something to say. Go to noagenomeetups.com.
3:04:19 Go search for a town near you. If you can't find one, here's a thought. Start your own meetup. NoagendaMeetups.com Easy and always a party. Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days. Be where you want to be. Triggered or held to blame. Where everybody feels the same. It's like a party. It's like a party. Okay, ISOs, we always like to select our end of show ISO. Do it out in the open, show you how the sausages is made. I have one, two, three, four, I have five. Five. Then you go first. None of them good probably. It's hard to explain.
3:05:12 Okay, I'm on the Biden tip here. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Kind of like that. Or its counterpart. Economy, economy, economy. Huh? No. And then we always have... Due to climate change. There's that one. There's that one. You guess you have better ones, huh? I think so. Okay. So let's start with a huh I had to do one of these because you do them all the time so I did mine is a hundred hundred percent Okay, it's out of the way. Mm-hmm now. I got a little laughing thing here. He he a little he he okay? Ah you cut it off. It's too bad. Yeah, I was Okay, we got here's an oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh good one. Yeah, I'm liking that oh
3:05:59 That's a good one and then this one which I think is interesting because it kind of applies to the show. Oh, thank you both It was so fun. I don't like the music. I like oh my gosh. I think I think that that's a clear winner Oh my gosh is the winner will be playing at the end of the show but first it is time once again for John's And sometimes yeah Yeah, time for the tip of the day. People love this item. They learn something. Often it's a tip that improves your life. It really is something that you can only get here at the Best Podcasts in the Universe. Well, this is a screwball one. This one's actually Mimi's tip. Unlike all the other ones? Really?
3:06:49 And she reminded me of this, because I've gotten into these things too. It's a product that you can get it on Amazon, you can get it all over the place, but it's a product, it's a sponge substitute, because it's not a sponge, but it looks like, it acts like a sponge, but it's not a sponge. It's a scrubber, scrubbing device called, and you could look them up, I think they're a little overpriced. I think they're like three or four bucks each, but they don't, you know, you buy these different kinds of scrubbing devices and a sponge on one side and scrubber on the other. And a week later, they stink to something. They make them so they go bad, they go rotten. That's what it doesn't have with these devices. Planned obsolescence. Yeah. Stink-a-lessence.
3:07:34 Scrub Daddy. Scrub Daddy? Get the Scrub Daddy and see what you think. These Scrub Daddies are killer, especially if you have non-stick pots and pans or anything actually, any sort of ceramic ware. These things are terrific. This is an amazing product. Scrub Daddy. And they're about three or four bucks a pop. You know what? I have a lot of things to scrub. I think I'll try a Scrub Daddy myself. You won't regret it. The world's gone mad, but don't you worry, it's time for Tip of the Day with Adam Curry. Oh, and John C. Dvorak. Sorry. Wrong jingle. It happens. All right, everybody, that is it for your media deconstruction for today. We would like you to consider supporting the show with some value. If you're here, you listen to over three hours of premium content. Pure premium
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3:09:20 I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak. We return on Thursday with more of your media deconstruction. Remember us at dvorak.org slash na. Noah to the donations.com. Until then, adios mofos, a hooey hooey, and such. First and foremost, let's just Let's start from the beginning. How exactly is monkeypox spread? According to the CDC, 98% of monkeypox cases are in men. 93% among men who reported recent sexual contact with other men. Look, the CDC says the vast majority of cases have involved men having sex with other men, but late Friday night, Illinois officials reported
3:10:02 that a daycare worker tested positive. The CDC, the warning over the weekend about children under the age of eight. Now to the monkeypox outbreak spreading in the U.S. A seventh child has now been infected. First suspected case of human-to-dog monkeypox transmission. It happened in France. First and foremost, let's just start from the beginning. How exactly is monkeypox spread? Well, as much as many people don't want to accept this, it is primarily a sexually transmitted infection. When we first started to get those reports and then it wasn't just cats, it wasn't just dogs, we saw it with other animals as well. We have an outbreak that has spread around the world rapidly.
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3:11:40 never worked. They've never been used many times before in many other countries. They've never worked. They've just never worked. It's a communist system. It's what her father, a Marxist, he was a Marxist. It's what her father taught her. When I am elected president, I will make it a top priority to bring down costs and increase economic security for all Americans. As president, I will take on the high costs that matter most to most Americans, like the cost of food.
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