2:37:47 If you'd like to see many of these pieces, you can go there at any time or use that Modern Podcast app. They're in the chapters and Dreb Scott uses I think almost every single one of them for every single show so that's the time and talent we appreciate those producers particularly these artists And we also have people who bring us the third T which is treasure And this keeps our show going and we are very happy that we have a number of people who have supported us today. We thank everyone who comes in $200 or above will read your note, within reason, of course. And we'd like to bestow credit of executive or associate executive producer on these people. And we start off with an old favorite friend of the show who comes in every single month
2:38:38 synonymous of dog patch and lower slobovia. We never understand his numbers, we don't... it's never consistent I'm a little weirded out because he didn't add a two but i'm sure he had two dollar bills Yeah there were two two dollar bills in there this day this is a date of D-Day Or V-Day, VE Day 1944. Good point! 1944 we could not be more appreciative of that And he usually sends in a note. This is all in cash the way he sends it, which means there's no PayPal fees, no checking cashing fees... No fees at all! He sends it from a different mailbox every single time and In this case It just said from Sironymous of Dogpatch in Lower Slobovia Ramadan Mubarak to all producers Thank you Ramadan Mubarak to you Now this was always an NJNK. It's always a typewritten note
2:39:41 He had a musical cleft. Is that a cleft? I don't know if it's a stanza, or what it is... We sat around the table because this happened before and we sat around the table Jay and Brennan myself trying to figure this out and then dawned on me what it was because he's done this before no note! Wow. I wasn't gonna let that get by a second time with me being, you know doofus about it and I thought oh yeah no note! Yeah so it's basically just the five lines musical scale? Yeah looks like a musical score with no notes. A musical score with no notes in it so... wow we've solved the puzzle! It's a pun. We've solved the puzzle. Just kind of a visual one I guess. Thank you so much Sironimous of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia
2:40:37 We really appreciate you. Fantastic Travis Ulrich comes in with a thousand dollars He's in Lewiston, Iowa Idaho I'm sorry and he says special thanks to sir to dr Sir 1% baron of liberal land for punching me in the mouth You'll be joining me for my 42nd birthday party this weekend March 30th I need a thorough de-douching. You've been de-douched! And please knight me, sir insecticide? I like cake and beer Yes well i have ordered cake and beer for the round table obviously we'll take care of your brother no problem Anonymous in San Francisco oh of course we had to have someone bring in a 666 dot 66 Sure for Easter
2:41:32 A bunch of nines upside down. Eggs! Let's see what he says here... Where is this note? Oh, here it is. Dear John, it says. Okay the devil was for you. Dear John My hexa cosio hexa conta hexaphobia Dictates that I not combine into a single check my desired donation of three thirty three dot thirty-three to each of you Love you guys. No jingles no karma Oh, that's right He actually sent in a handwritten note and he sent two checks
2:42:10 Okay. Of three 3333 thank you. And so we combined him I said, Jay just put them together as a big donation but it could have it just as easily been to and that was meant to be 233 3.33 check okay? Oh, I feel better now. I feel better good. And Aaron Yes yeah. But he's more on the note yes He said please see my note which I do You have a note about pod tech calm No And that website does not seem to be resolving. Let me see, it says as requested by email podtac.com to you and Adam please keep my
2:42:52 Was there nothing in his email? But I mean it's anonymous. I don't even know who it is How can I see when I say guys impossible this is help you so this not good Maybe there's a note at the end into being the main message that we got I Don't know. Well, thank you. Take a look brother. We appreciate well Let's go on with will get something eventually Baron James nit nidal or NIDL night on an ITT EL and Spartanburg South Carolina three three four three seven five Thank you for the make right Refer to it as a make good just so you know. Here's some more money, give me an F cancer just for you guys I've just had a recurrence four years after a nephrectomy on my left kidney and right adrenal gland. I'm 44 with two teenage girls solo! Baron James Nettel. Well alright. The prayer should go out. Prayer is up brother.
2:43:53 You've got karma Carrie Barthel parts unknown comes in with three four one dot thirty six and says happy birthday John. Oh, she's uh She's on time he's got it Lucas Sanders in Lebanon Indiana 333 dot 33 Good evening John and Adam happy resurrection day from the American Something it's got, it's a mess. True hard... true lard woodworking It feels fitting to donate 333 in my final hour of my 33rd year on this earth and To celebrate the start of my 34th trip around the Sun on resurrection day I don't think he's listed under on that
2:44:42 Birthday, oh he's not I'm just guessing by the color. Okay Lucas Sanders be 34 in lieu of jingles I would take a reading of Romans 5 8 and Matthew 28 5-6 from Adam Romans 5 8 but good come Commandeth his love toward us that way he wants to reading for me okay? Will you give him the readings it says watched it so Romans 5 8 but God commandeth his love towards us in that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us and then he wants a reading of Matthew 28 56 and the angel answered and said unto the woman fear not ye For I know that you seek Jesus which was crucified He is not here for he has risen as he said come see the place where the Lord lay
2:45:31 He continues by saying, for today I'll skip the karma. Simply bow my head in awe and worship at the saving grace of Jesus Christ he is risen just as He said hugs and kisses Lucas Sanders Beautiful man thank you. It's a religious donation yes Then we have The next one there's note from oh no i'm sorry this first sir pursuit of peace and tranquility And he says, in the morning boys please find the enclosed 333.33 representing my monthly donation for the month of March going forward there will be an uptick in my monthly support from 222.22 to 333.33 because the universe has made clear to me that my current support plan is insufficient! See this is some self-awareness right here
2:46:18 Sorry for this long note, John but I must share recent developments driving me to this change. Pay attention everybody! First year January jobs karma for oldest human resource landed him his dream job tripling his current income last week haha Then my keeper and I went to visit the Tokyo Tower not realizing our visit was on March 3rd 33 and discovered that the height of the Tokyo Tower is three hundred thirty-three meters The following day, the keeper went to a new hair salon called Trey Hair & Beauty which happens to be located on the third floor of its building and requires you walk through the third cafe to access the salon. And finally when Adam chipped in a penny for my February donation episode 1639 My cumulative support totaled $3333.33
2:47:07 Suffice to say, I am now committed to a new monthly plan of 333.33 going forward starting with the third month of 2024! Please keep The Best Podcast in the Universe going. I love you guys no jar- no jarmas, no k- no kingles No karma, no jingles and thanks for keeping it real boys Now thank you Thank you very much And thank you for this is Sir Pursuit Of Peace & Tranquility In The Lands Of The Red Clay and The Cherry Trees Thank You My Brother That's beautiful. Justin Nelson comes in from Cold Spring, Minnesota 333 with no note know nothing so he gets a double up karma you've got
2:47:44 We move on to Greg DiBernardo, 331. He says... This donation actually not only gives me permanent executive producer credit but also makes me a knight. I would like to be named Sir Two Wheels and want to drink a white Negroni... Negroni? What is that, is it a wine?
2:48:21 Negroni, I think it's a liqueur. A white negroni in honor of this glorious occasion hit me with an owl with all the Al Sharpton you got yes actually have a recent Al Sharpton your brother-in-truth Greg pushing proven conspiracy theories that pushing proven that they were not factual conspiracy theories Yesterday, President Biden pardoned quote bifurcate laws that criminalize consensual gay sex in California. What are your thoughts? How do we I mean some say he's Jim Jones or Jim Jordan with a jacket on. He co-offered the bill on aid to Israel and reclaimed
2:49:12 What I guess this guy gets paid a little bit at least twice as much money as we'll ever make Oh more than that Yeah, yeah. He can spend a lot of money to be that way yes Bumbling So we had a special promotion for 331, which is the today 331. One person came in and that was Dan The Man I'm surprised it was so low that we had... what can i say? Sir Dan The Man came at 331 to celebrate Easter Another successful no agenda promotion They never end.
2:50:04 My donation today is in memory of Dante, a German shepherd. He was my companion for the last 13 years and he was very good boy. He was a GOOD BOY! His watch ended on Friday. What is grief if not love persevering? Jingles. Little girl yay mac n' cheese and dog howling karma. You slaves can get used to mac and cheese Macaroni and cheese cheddar melted together Mac and Cheese, Mac and Cheese, Mac and Cheese You've got... Karma
2:50:42 Oh, I'm sorry about that ma'am. Yeah... Yes. Captiva! My grandmother used to live there at Captiva. Been there many times. Ivan Fergus Wilmington North Carolina First Associate Executive Producer 21060 Happy birthday to me almost at the round table too-many-eggs dot com That's a note Ivan thank you perfect And then we have Sean Wright in Victoria, BC also 21060. No mention no note nothing we can find so let's give him a double up karma. You've got Karma Now I thought i had this thing set our next donation is 200 from Sir Mike Fook
2:51:34 Fuquay Verina, Fukay? Fukay Verina? I'm probably doing it wrong. Yeah, can't really get it right either... He says attached see the test question a continuing educational tes- an ed test question of taking care of obese patients my wife took this week she is a nurse anesthesiast Beatings will continue until morale improves. Yeah, I sent some tests where and she got the question the answer to the question wrong what is the best way To lose it's help your patient lose weight. I think she had checked off you know Behavioral change and was wrong and it's not gonna be wrong it is surgery
2:52:14 Surgery. Ozempic wasn't even on it. Thank you brother, appreciate it! Associate Executive Producership for you And finally we wrap up with Linda Lou Patkin our buddy in Lakewood Colorado who says happy birthday John Asks for jobs karma and mentions that for a resume that gets results go to image makers Inc. ImageMakersInc.com That's Image Makers Inc with a K for all your executive resume and job search needs or just find her Linda Lepatkin, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes on the producers list. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs!
2:52:57 And that concludes our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1647 of the NOAH Agenda Show. We are very appreciative, and of course this doesn't just come with these shout-outs in your notes being read but this is a credit that you can keep forever This recording will serve as proof You can use it anywhere that credits are recognized which is usually douchebags in Hollywood But it also looks good on your resume Your LinkedIn profile or you can go to imdb.com if you don't have one already Because you're not a producer, you are now and you can open up an account and list it there. You'll see that you are in good company. And thank you for supporting the NO Agenda show John is going to take us through to the 50s here name and location unless there's something we pick up that we feel needs to be read