06:32 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. The top 10. And I'm going to, first I'm going to list the lesser ones. Can I just point something out for a second? I mean, I of course have the hard task of actually taking the quiz. All John had to do is copy what was on Good Morning America. You don't have to start making excuses for yourself. You did a damn good job on that other list. Yeah, thanks to the chat room. Well, the chat room has such an incredible delay that it took a while before they caught up. Okay, so what's this list now? What's this one? This is the list of the main events. These are the main distractions. The main events. The main things that caught our attention. The Americans were all jacked up about these things. And I'm gonna get the top. There's a top ten and then they were after they ran through the top ten, they threw in a bunch of lightweight ones.
07:23 And okay as in almost almost rams is that what? Almost rants included the lightest weight one was the kid throwing the baseball back into the ballpark so that one's out Jesus and then also Obama's boy balloon boy is on the list balloon boys number one All right Let me just get some of these other ones out of the way so you don't have to guess them. And Obama swatting the fly is another minor one. Okay, just good. Now I'm going to leave, I'm leaving the top 10 plus one, two, three more. Go. Wait a minute. But balloon boy was on the real list or on the lightweight list? No, he's on the real list. Okay. Okay. Um, uh, shoe guy throw at Bush. Nope.
08:05 That was that last year. Yeah. Yeah, that was that was a good one. That should have been on the list Michael Jackson of course could have been on this list as well, but I guess that he's not an answer No, because I already told you he's off the he's off the list in a special tribute Hopenhagen nope not on the list Madoff Oh shit! Not on the list. Wait, I have the opening of the show, that's for sure. Wow! Not only do you hold your fork weird. Okay, Obama inauguration of course has got to be on the list. Nope. Swine flu?
08:47 No. Tiger Woods. Yes. Oh my god. Well, do these people have the memory of a pee? What is that? That's crazy. There's one on this list, by the way, that you're just gonna, is an eye roller. Give me the eye roller. No, no, no. How am I doing so far? I'm doing pretty good. Your list is better already than their list. How come we're not producing Good Morning America? We could be making some real money. And they went through a big way, by the way, when you see their whole list, you're going to go, oh my God. Because they, excuse me, they brought out the producer and put a camera on her and how great she was. Oh, and they toiled for hours trying to get, trying to figure out this list because of course it was such an exciting year. All right, how about the bailout?
09:35 Nope. How about the stimulus package? Nope. How about the cash for clunkers? Nope. How about Letterman stooping his intern? Yes. He got three. This is hard. I can't believe this. I can't believe this. Oprah quitting? Yes. This is what this is what is a news program or is it entertainment is infotainment Steve Jobs coming back from the dead is that that should be on Yeah, we're gonna put together our own list. I'm gonna blog it because our list already is better so much better How about Sarah Palin? Yes, sir. Palin on Oprah is saying that she might run for president, right? Okay
10:37 But that's on the lesser list. Oh, here's one from the chat room which is an obvious one. John and Kate. Absolutely. Alright. Excuse me while I take some cyanide right now. Oh my goodness. What did I miss? What is on the list that I didn't mention? Is that it? You give up? No, I mean I could go on forever. I mean how many do I have? Jay Leno leaving. No, that's not on there. That's a good one for the list. Yeah, it is. Octomom, Octomom. Yes, absolutely. Anyone who watches Good Morning America, you're self excluded for this one time, John. You should be shot. I mean, it's very simple. It's like, get rid of y'all. Listen to the list that we actually have. One, two, three, four, five left.
11:33 No, six. Six, including one of the interesting ones. So actually, I've only gotten four. Oh, here's one from the chat room. Susan Boyle? Absolutely. It's like, how many stupid things can you come up with and they're on the list? And this is what the American public is fed. This is the distraction that distractions that kept us busy. Oh, my. Oh, my goodness. uh... in the chat room someone just said, in the chat room someone just said, Zik just said, Adam you have to wait in line or take a number to kill yourself we're already a bit overbooked today. Alright, let's, oh here's a good one, the Hadron Collider? No, but that should be on our list. Yeah, for sure. Listen to all this stuff that is deemed important. Our list is fantastic already.
12:24 Is global warming on there at all? I know I said Copenhagen global warming is not on there. No, how about Conan O'Brien sucking ass? Okay, here's the last few okay Chris Brown beating up Rita Wait, wait Adam Lambert kisses guy No, no, I was surprised by that because that's on some other lists. Governor Sanford taking the walk on the Appalachian Trail. Actually, someone mentioned that in the chat room. That would have been a good one. Yeah, okay. I think we should use that as our taking a walk on the Appalachian Trail if you know what I mean. Hey, hey, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, baby. Oh, oh, oh, I've got one, I've got one, I've got one, I've got one. Captain Sully Sullenberger.
13:11 You're kidding. That's not on there either. Do you mean landing in the Hudson is not on the list? No. Let me see. Is that quite an event in aviation history? You'd think so. Wow. Okay. I told you the Salah, he's crashing Obama. We got two to go. Crotch bomber? No. Well, it's happened this year. Yeah, I know. But they're probably pushed off to next year. No, crotch bomber's not on there either. Two more to go. I don't know, man. Okay, I'm gonna do the Chris Allen winning American Idol. It's a major cultural event. And last but not least, the episode with Kanye West and Taylor Swift.
14:02 You mean the MTV Video Music Awards? Yeah, where he comes out and you know says something and Taylor Swift gets all this publicity. How could Taylor Swift not be on the list? Yeah, how stupid of me. So there is our cultural breakdown. I just threw up in my mouth. I'm sorry. Okay. Hey John, who are our executive producers for this fine program, the last one of 2009 and for many the first one of 2010? Yes, indeed. All right now, this PayPal account is not in my wife's name. Our number one executive producer with a $300 donation and he is the executive producer and you're gonna have to pronounce his name. Oh, Dutchman? Even though, yeah, but he lives in Edinburgh. Edinburgh. Edinburgh. Yeah. Well, it's Edinburgh. Edinburgh.