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00:00 Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday August 23rd 2023 this is your award-winning Gila Nation Media Assassination episode 1584 This is no agenda Inducing epileptic fits and broadcasting live almost live from the skies over the Atlantic Ocean Homeward bound in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where I'm on tape What? I'm John C. Dvorak Really? Tape. It's still tape? Was that bad? No, tape is good. We still talk about records and recordings yeah one of the movies one of these days people go what are those guys talking about

00:47 tape. I do have a tape recorder that's sitting around somewhere but haven't you tape? Do you still have a reel to reel an honest number of them? I've bought four of them. Do you have a Reeboks? No, but I got a big 10 inch Tiac. Oh, the multi track multi like for track or multitrack Four four track. Oh, that's a classic. That's the classic demo machine with a lot of money I'm gonna sell it now. I don't know about that Don't think it's a lot of I've been in the market for real to real tape recorders for at least Seven eight nine two ten years and the prices have been going up really yeah noticeably well What kind of money can you get for that thing couple grand twenty five hundred bucks? Maybe okay? I mean You know what I had I wish I had it add a teak

01:38 Four track it was the mixer with the reel to reel built in it was like this. It was like a huge board Wow is that the kind of there was like? Horizontal and a big giant thing not no, it's vertical There was vertical wasn't horizontal And I had it had the smaller reels in it But it was it was a four-track and had the mixer right in there and had a couple of simple effects That sounds nice. It was one of my very, very early... This is like one of the later recorders because as time went by they started adding features trying to keep the format alive I think it was that must have purchased that in 89-90 maybe? But we still have a Sony 777 People are going like get to the show will ya what are you talking about your old goofs this is so this is a special show

02:30 It's a special show because I'm actually traveling back to Texas as we speak from our... You're starting to sound like Camilla. With the passing of time? No, the special show. The special show? What she says special show I don't know anything about a special show She got these things that goes off on you Oh so she calls it a little special show So what your traveling? Thanks for insulting me Since when?! Yeah I'm traveling on our way back so we can do the Sunday Show Back from Texas Hill Country The vacation is over We decided one day One day we'd do the best of I tried to get a lot of Red Book entries

03:06 I mean there were two people who sent it's just not enough. Not an epic fail, but I have a start I have a start and you just have to go back being at that IO was fantastic But people are lazy they're on vacation themselves they don't want to work like yes, it's no good time however rich koning Which is interesting. The king! Now would you pronounce that in American? Koning, because he would say in Dutch Koning would be the King and that's exactly how you'd pronounce it the same way Yeah I'm looking for an umlaut. I think its pronounced the same way Koning. Rich Konig. Rich Konig in 2019. 2019. It could be Konig No no cause there's an end. It could be Konig. There's not Konig. No it's Konig yeah obviously

03:51 Who's the king? I'm just wondering where he is from. Maybe he is from Holland, I don't know We don't know anything about Rich other than in 2019 He sent this bundle to us and it makes sense 2019 because it shows 110 to 1400 and you had to stop there because in 2019 we hadn't done the rest of the shows And he did the opening of every single podcast Every episode It was unbelievable! Some of them are weird And but it's you know, I went back to show 200 if you want to listen to something funny. Listen to that opening 200 Yeah show 200. Uh, I don't have it. I mean i'd have to go and look in the queue somewhere No, I wouldn't do it now. I'm just saying now wouldn't do that But he also he also timed up all of now this is the thing that

04:39 Because he sent it to us in, I mean again it's 2019. I'm trying... hopefully it worked because we use a different kind of chapter system now. Hopefully we'll be able to, cause he sent all the artwork along with it all the chapters. I just had to try and get them to sync up. I'm not sure that that worked entirely But the effort is incredibly appreciated. Just doing this, just going back and getting every single opening of every single Noah's Jet... And what a nut job! Crazy idea it is. It's a crazy idea. Alright so if you are sensitive to flashing lights and any other kind of weird stimuli, please be careful. Remember you can look at the ground and it will all go away. Please enjoy the openings of a lot of No Agenda shows! Yeah Are you ready? I was born ready. That's what i want. I want Google having all my mail

05:35 Listen to us, bitch. Put on some clothes! Of course it's dope. Hello can you hear us says Adam. Adam Curry John C. Dvorak Hey you want a kidney? You look like a British banker in Hawaii I can't believe this thing doesn't work for shit No i'm not ready I gotta make- I have to blow up my browser because this damn Twitter fucked me over I love that line Ha ha put to death A lot of dynamic data will be posted there, and you'll see a more powerful website on Drupal soon! I don't hang up anymore. Because you're always bitch about it. You know there has to be a couple porn stars around here that would stand naked for 300 bucks for 5 or 6 hours? If you're on a deserted island with one person how good do you have to look? You should be naked half the time Look at all these women around here they are all dogs Hey Ricky Ricardo...You ready for me?

06:30 Hit it. You know, you don't have to be a chicken to spot a bad egg I eat my notes like Ling-Ling does I'm so happy that we're gonna kill tens of thousands of us! Here's my water! Water Mr TSA please take my water Where is my reel to reel recorder? I can't find it Yeah okay well let's talk about it Ready this Let's hit it Because old dudes don't eat that shit Shh Federal Reserve says no rise in interest rates. Everything is stable all as well Go back to your homes watch television and enjoy life Don't forget the shop did you know that you can spin plates on the end of a stick? You know when you talk like that I actually get hard

07:13 I have the swine flu! The modern Hitler is gonna be a guy like Tony Blair. That's just obviously it How many seats do you have on the plane, bitch? Zandam Zandom Zandom Zandom Zandom Okay Well I thought that was- You didn't answer me back so I figured if I put Milfey in there you'd go running over to see it Because I know your style. So they've destroyed 450 tons of food in a starving area? See, these numbers don't make any sense! We got your dull needles right here, line up! I'm old... Hey kids, don't shake fists Does it require you have to go to seminar where you have to sit down for hours and not take a leak? Whose side are these people on?!

08:00 I thought this was one of your sound effects with crackpot calling the kettle black. Well, it's not that important. This wasn't a meteor at all It was a test firing of an EMF device Have you ever done heroin John? You know the guy just basically says global governance Yeah We're just gonna run the whole damn thing screw you I hit it they do not know this is gonna happen. I'm telling you This is gonna be weird. I'm not sick. It's only a flesh wound Hey John what That would have been a great show if it had actually recorded. You're kidding me? I'm not kidding you, we're still on the stream by the way Huh well maybe somebody out there recorded it That's why I am still on the stream...I hope to god someone recorded this show

08:46 I can't believe it. You'll find out shortly, that's pretty funny No, it's not... That's like par for the course for today Yeah well sounds like it Well maybe somebody recorded and we can run their recording Uhh..I knew this would happen eventually Oh my god! I feel such a douchebag Ah okay Nerdy dude says he has it recorded sending it Oh my god! I love you There goes your career. That guy just looks like a phony This is the voice you have learned to fear, this is the voice of terror Again we bring you disaster, crushing humiliating disaster This is the voice of terror A secret airplane factory somewhere in England Listen Screams of the dying can still be heard

09:28 This is the voice of terror. Are you there, people of Britain shivering in your cellars? Listen, Operative 41! The fuse is lighted! This is the voice of terror. Englishmen do you still await your doom and your stupid stuffy little clubs it will come I promise you operative 23 the time is now We strike you on the high seas as well as on the land. This is The Voice of Terror. So, though you're saying that there's aliens meeting with our government because they ran this over the Christmas holiday so nobody would notice? That's what your theory is somebody's going to get killed no people can function normal in society and heroin addicts and that's way but that's what the government would love

10:17 What the heck is a life-threatening skin rash? Snakes. Snakes. Snakes! Oh, what a great show! I feel a part of it! When i was a kid, I swear to God, I don't remember ever seeing women going woo like that. Madam Speaker The President of the United States Hey, I got an idea. So i guess now when you say hey that babes got dynamite boobs You ain't kidding! You know these kinds of documents that you keep digging up about this is kind of disturbing Hey your legs crush yeah all my legs crushed

10:58 Don't worry about it, everybody hurts. You think I should get a stapler? You're gonna have to give me a stapler? I'm going to be in the morning and we're gonna blow... I'm gonna burn the place down if you want me do. Well that's because Liz lesbian lesbian lesbian lez I mean come on it's easy to make this mistake Yeah Citibank should there should be a run on the bank as we speak yeah somebody at McDonalds listens to our show Shut up man! There are definitely regulations in England and the Netherlands for what the insurance companies can do I'm waiting. I'm like, you want you to touch my crotch big bad boy magnets in space When do I get to do a pet peeve? That is about as lame as anything i've ever seen on the internet coming from a government site Oh no, i'm sorry it's not a lindsey lohan promo john sorry

11:44 I'm an amusing typer. There's no tech reporting going on, it's all lame. There'll be a porn vaccine! We need a suicide jingle. Stating Barack Obama is... possibly insane? Well you know they should have flown coach It's dangerous to fly! IT'S DANGEROUS TO FLY!!! TELL EVERYBODY TO SHUT DOWN!!!! Oh i'm so scared I don't want to believe its true! Have you noticed a decrease in your enjoyment of life? Yeah, absolutely. Especially since I started doing this show! I'm amazed at what's happening!

12:25 Those bastards have been doing it this dust is some 50. Yeah, that sounds like a James Bond movie kills shameless shameless shameless They open fire first public safety It's a friggin deer what garbage dissembled assembled assembled assembled This is why people need to support this show so I can quit the stupid job and off to travel instead of freaking at Marriott Courtyard hotels I don't know why they would blow a hole in the country

13:02 That is really a great job! Some really good information there, baby. It's unbelievable. 17 Shrimp Club Could you please stop referring to assholes as my friend? That guy was a dick that military guy Well I think Apple and the Builder Burgers are the same operation. Oh it's very interesting We are orthorexics Orthorexic And proud of it I love the World Cup made of coke Yay! I'm not bleeding, I'm happy There's wood in there, you're eating wood. You're right it probably will be point of discussion all over the place by a bunch of morons This was pathetic! Tell me about how this sexuality is in your DNA because I'm Charlie Rose and I want to come over here

13:54 You have a higher likelihood of getting tased than getting laid. These guys are just talking out of their ass Just in time for summer don't you want to feel really good about your complexion? All you have to do is listen to the no agenda show we'll even throw in a free pride coin just for $33 and 33 cents it's going on right now Right now, all summer long! Right here at noagendershow.com I don't like shooting myself, i'm sorry. I'll be fighting back the zombies Then if that's the case why can't I go sign up some slaves? Death by hooker Well, at least they're getting creative. Chicks are crazy about this movie! Don't go see it then! This is bogus? Yeah You can find out who's doing it he's got the CIA working for him He's the president! This is outrageous of all people

14:42 You homeschool your kids, yet you put them on a leash. Have you ever seen the Vagina Monologues? No agenda show! Strong bloody violence and nudity throughout the movie. Anal leakage may occur see it now The big news is that uh... you can't get a hooker on Craigslist anymore Because if you masturbate not only do you not make kids who of course are killing the environment with their evil CO2 emissions from pooping But you're also generating energy for your remote control. table. You know at this point you might as well watch the Kardashians, it's less harmful. Flat chested women in their 20s and 30s and 40s and 50s are just kiddie porn. Yeah, chirped off that creepy guy that ran Homeland Security Does Tylenol kill snakes? Well in high doses it'll kill YOU We all have links to Al-Qaeda at noagendashow.com There's links in the show notes to al Qaeda Balloon Sinoplasty Those things give ya cataracts Hello Taliban

15:45 This is uh, this is uh hello. This is al-qaeda we want to coordinate some coordination with you Get on their knees and worship the aqua buddha honey I can't come to dinner. I'm twiddling with my knobs. I'm from bi incorporated I was gonna strap this smoke detector on your head here's some gaffer tape I can't watch that world series because baseball at this level makes me nervous They should have burned it off his chest Do they have some special privilege that makes them, they can grope people? Fox News is absolutely disgusting. That's not gonna get you laid It's gonna get you thrown in jail You know Janet Napolitano who refused to go through the machine and say well because of radiation No because she knows she has worked in government She knows once he steps foot in that machine They're saving that picture of her dead ass naked

16:31 and they're gonna use it as blackmail. You're taking our opium wherever they got it from, and you're gonna use that and we're gonna take your teeth! Your ass is radioactive!! Hey I'll tell ya something... These girls aren't underdeveloped. Inventing the wheel in advance incase we have to. Huh? I told her she was spewing OLD propaganda! The madness has to end! Stop the madness! Shut up! I'm a fancy, fancy Englishman. Children of the future will have no snow! You look at his agenda and it would say like buy Porsche

17:15 today. Holy crap this thing is huge! Congress, you can go home. It does not matter what you do anymore I'm thinking that the three thing is a message back to base I denounce you! I don't like drying my hands at the airport...I want a towel..I want a paper towel

17:51 Raw milk, it'll kill ya! No one has better information than Weather Central. Lobbyists gets whack next to Raldo It's a new test brought to you by Nabisco They have to cross what in the business they referred to as the Valley of Death The Twitter thing doesn't work Why does 3 o'clock have to be 4 o'clock? Nuclear bomb kills 9 million in Pakistan but there is good news Hey global warming is over everybody The science is in! Science! And of course they'd be blamed on the Taliban. Apparently, they brought some hot Ukrainians with them. Bradley Manning does not exist I just don't believe it! Nothing like lesbian MILF cops If i eat a whole banana I might die of radiation It's just unbelievable we are all so excited and so thankful for everybody and like I say thank you for everybody that has participated in this because it couldn't have been done without everybody Poop police poop police I got a badge says poop police

18:52 All these guys, they all got tents. What is this tent thing all of a sudden? I watch C-SPAN for a living! Can I buy you a drink? Going to religion, culinary arts, airlines food recipes... else United States Africa uh outdoor recreation travel tourism This has no agenda It's Alan Curry and Dirty Little Rascal. No further delays. Oh, the boys at the club won't believe me! I keep taking the second question first! I am going to homeschool her with a stripper pole and just move straight. Just go straight to college Yeah, yeah, that's what we do i mean We manipulate the media because the media is a bunch of idiots anyway this show Is terrible people should be ashamed of themselves there's A wife swapping underground Of people in RVs I've seen The picture of The Hole on TV

19:58 in the morning gonna hit the ground running it's a media assassination pick up the pieces and tear them apart and send it out to every nation don't wanna sit back, don't wanna shut up let the puppets call the show No more lame stream pumping out the new meme Tell me where I should go It's a little bit crackpot, tiny bit buzzkill But it hits you right in. It's time to do it now and then I wanna do it now morning There's nothing better when its in the morning Morning yeah

21:01 Watching the puppet show from up on the hilltop As the whirlybirds pass by It's the same old history but I'm switching off the TV And tuning in and watching the sky It's a little bit crackpot, it's tiny bit buzzkill But it hits you right in the mouth It's time to do it now in the morning I wanna do it now in the morning There's nothing better when its In the morning, in the morning yeah mmmm mmmmm It's a little bit crackpot and tiny bit buzzkill But hits you right in the mouth Its time to do it now

22:18 Timmy! Timmy! Mine says my computer is fast Really? I don't want sugar in my croissant. What evidence is there of this how about you are you traumatized

23:09 They tried to make me go to rehab and I said, chick when's my flight? Well aren't you special. I'm gonna give Pfizer the benefit of the doubt on this story. I am offended by such a usage! Adam Curry John C Devorak Hot pockets. She stole the silverware! Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex... We're talking to CIA computers and they can name database addresses! Let's face it he doesn't know what a hashtag is from hash browns Their alleged offense?

23:44 Heterosexuality. And you know what's gonna come out? Fish! He looked like a guy with a stick up his butt. Ev and Biz. Ev and Biz. And you can always follow me on Twitter. What?! The internet in a suitcase program... Adam Curry John C Devorah Adam Curry John C Devorah no no you can't use 33 now man that's the wrong code no good wrong code wrong code Adam Curry John C Devorah Adam Curry John C Devorah Adam Curry John C Devorah Adam Curry John C Devorah Adam Curry John C Devorah

24:23 It's Thursday, August 11th, 2000... Sorry about that. This is no agenda! Why don't you sing it? You know, I'm just gonna leave that in there. We'll just start it over again. Adam Curry John C. Dvorak How does hanging out with four hot Ukrainian modeled babes make you a pervert? Adam! It's a terrible storm here and the ducks are flying The Pacer was an interesting car. It had, it was one of the most advanced cars you can imagine Vote for Curry Dvorak 2016 Crackpot and Buzzkill we're a balanced ticket Everyone else is watching the Kardashians that's what Americans do Yeah I mean but How was that by the way? Was it a good show? Pull it Slaves of Europe You have a choice

25:27 Either you can go into a dire situation like the hunger winter of 1945 to 1949 or You can let us take care of all your taxation and all your financial troubles, that is all. There's a guy with a hookah! No one refurbished? It didn't say refurbished on the website Oh no, what happened? She has hooves man! Sounds like the Budweiser wagon coming. I'm telling you she's got hooves clippity-clop clippity-clop Study shows 38.2% of the European Union populace has mental problems

26:14 Well you can see why after use the bags can be sealed and thrown in the trash or thrown at someone The roads will be clogged. There's no way I can get out this gonna be a disaster I would just getting it into the Chrysler building occupy the Clintons when I met the Queen I curtsied I bet she did he's injecting bait fetuses into his bloodstream in Switzerland. Killed in a shark attack! When he says folks that would be the key word for the message Sell your liver! Gerrymandering isn't in the Constitution So as a special treat for those listening in on the podcast version of the show and let's face it, that's the majority

26:55 You're hearing a portion of the pre-show that you got on the stream because I'm... we are moving today, we have movers everywhere. So I will have no opportunity to edit a fancy little quote at the beginning of the show so I'm recording now directly to mp3 A request to human resources in the chat room please record a backup in case something happens if some Dubrony here would pull the power, then the recording would be interrupted and since it's not lossless it would be a broken recording. This concludes your emergency information. Wee! This is banned. A broadcast from the Curry Emergency Broadcasting Network Yeah really? Do not panic. DO NOT PANIC All is well.

27:56 Interesting ending. Hit it! You crapped out, what'd you say? I crapped out?! Yeah. Huh... hit it The recording, there we go. So recording has started for those of you listening to the podcast this is another show done with minimal resources so we cannot edit after the fact what you hear is what you get and remember if you see something say something I got a nice note from guy said oh I love it when you play the unedited although we never add it but

28:51 He's from the Opera Now podcast. He was totally getting off on the fat bitch Just goes to show we please all sorts here Well, I guess that's my cue it

29:48 called Jenny. Angela, I let you change the treaty if you let us sodomize farm animals It's a cool drone that was sent to Iran Let it land over there act all like its like a lost puppy and put a bunch of gear and crazy things in there that says weird stuff on it like thermal imager and its got some crazy circuit in there really old Z80 computer or something That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard. Well you haven't had anything bad happen, right? Right! Then The Rock must be working. Oh look a napkin! Adam Curry John C. Dvorak So these are the experts running our country?! TMTV Awards The Terrorist Music Television Awards Yeah now there is our opportunity There is the opportunity! Al Jazeera would pick it up in a minute... THAT'S NOT A GREAT QUESTION These dogs are trained to lie

30:43 People play along at home? This show is the worst ever. No wonder people don't want to help us out! Put Manning back on! Obama's behind! Whoop him, whoop him, whoop him! The whole thing... They were on the ground boots on the ground! As everyone knows uh.. On these live shows I have to- I can't hit record and I can't do transferring and editing so they get the little pre stream that goes with it Uh, okay I think we can try it. Hello? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Get another little piece of paper... Alright hit it. Word here... Okay that's working good. Anyone out there listening to us on the stream please make sure we have a backup recording because you never know! A small production notice here. You hear the fat lady John?

31:49 Do you hear what? You hear the fat bitch. Yeah, that's why I was playing my-my slide whistle. Okay. Yeah, yeah, maybe you're just doing that of your own accord. I don't know. I'm crazy! Hell yeah So once again we're at about 400 kilobits up four hundred kilobits down Yeah, well I can barely... you're just breaking up constantly. You know what? You don't need to hear me. I have nothing important to say. You know people keep telling- Whoa! People keep telling us there's something special we have to do with like locking some port down or something on Skype when we do this and I never really understand what i'm supposed to do. People need to give you step by step. Yeah Well I can't really jack into this router here so if I have to close some ports here

32:53 That's just not possible. Anyway, it is what it is. Yeah you got enough bandwidth, that should be better No I don't really have enough bandwidth You only need 50 kilobits on Skype Well... It also depends on the uh Cinco de Mayo! Shit Missed it You distracted me Good It also depends on the number of hops and stuff like that Ha ha ha ha ha ha

33:42 Did you listen to the last show? I listened to the last show. Yeah, no. No. I was on it. No-I was on the last show Yes! I remember that part... I'm just wondering because at the near the second half of the show I enabled the noise gate because there was no more wind and i thought it sounds better when you don't hear the background when its just us Just wondering if you had an opinion. Okay? But won't make any difference now, will it? It doesn't sound like he's gonna make a lot of difference Right.

35:05 I like it where half the chat room says they're sparking up a bowl, the other half says they just took some magic mushrooms. People get really ready for the show don't they? That's pretty cool! Yeah just...they forget to donate that's the problem no loving today For those of you expecting to hear a snappy opening on this show This is one of those remote location shows So we just start recording somewhere during Le Biche Fat And you just have to live with it. Sometimes people like that, so this is what you're normally missing... Woah! Woah! Save the cargo Captain Banes! This is what you're normally missing during the pre-stream of the program Yes, quiety indeed I know that the listeners can't afford to donate because they are spending it all on LSD I'm quite aware It's okay Woohoohooo

36:13 Okay, hit it mic check mic check mic check mic check mic check I'm gonna roofie you What are you doing with Arabic on your machines? What is this world coming to?! You're mentally ill, lady! I don't know why these things are dry. I think somebody's listening to our show... I will not use that word or ginormous Don't spit on me bro or i'll drone ya! You need a very expensive blasting cap It could have been the guy from Silicon Valley but it looked like an orangutan

37:12 I I'm dead. Don't make the stuff too hot or it'll melt the bag Take a picture of the chicken and send it to Fresno State I thought this was disturbing No paper for you, no bagels, no paper! Shut up We rock Maestro John C. Dvorak slide whistle But as simple fact that's how government can control population She got right look and feel We are happy no agenda slaves They have done nothing but annoy the public. China food safer than US food! I swallowed a slide whistle. Curry just gave me a good stock tip, this is great. This thing's positioned to go up, i'm gonna make a killing Who is this idiot? Turn out that being a podcaster means you're clinically insane What is wrong with the BBC that they can't

38:07 VET some guy like this. This is just asking for trouble! I always keep a bottle of helium in the house It makes your skin crawl You guys are awesome and make me feel a little more sane when you go off about the news and other BS that's constantly waved in our faces The University of Nebraska's drone journalism experiment.

38:47 What? What about me, I want to work on a cool unmanned plane too. Hey you with the slide whistle get in the cab! On the grounds that they'd actually made contact with the remains of an ancient shipwreck Well, on the lunar surface. Yeah I saw climate change in action last night Hey we got how many people we got working here? They're gonna come in and do a salary survey We gotta find something else to do To justify the bullcrap jobs we have So... Roll tape roll! Yeah but you know we still have to start You know The way that what people never hear on this show Oh yeah, whatever that means. Hit it! Wow if Adolf and I had the YouTube blurring it would have been so much easier Have you hugged a Muslim today? Hey JC stop uploading porn Dr. Cindy come here my knee hurts It's a wet state It's soaking Hey kid your pig looks delicious Adam and Mickey broke

39:47 I can't refute and you be able to show them your pathetic little trailer. Yeah, I could be a butchered winter. I just grew hair in my eyes This is Taylor Swift. I'm like the Canary in the coal mine here. Well Yeah something tongue that sticks out of them out I Gotta get me some of this but will it make the collapse easier? Oh Oh yeah. Is there Stargate in the water? It's not enough and it will do nothing Hey, I know it's early morning here but what the heck is the weekend and I don't get a drop throughout the week Suck suck suck suck! Like I'm gonna get you Vladimir! I'm gonna get you! Drone smackdown Ah we gotta go to our break que- ah yololo

40:36 These people are just human pain cushions for the United Nations. I think it's a new use for roofies That's our slogan for today John eventually everyone gets everyone gets tased I don't know about your flag, but I wouldn't mind seeing your pole fighting a losing cause my friend of losing cars Share an incident from a few weeks back I love how you can deconstruct a mass miseducation machine, the popular lapdog media which keeps begging for biscuits from the two corporate wings of our one-party system. Hey! Be quiet! All the girls get together with your dead body in the middle She's pregnant and doesn't know how to tell the parents We had a drone strike in America

41:21 There is nothing I love more than you topping me. Just saying they're idiots, okay? Well why are they patting down that old woman and that old man the guy's 90! You are all a bunch of mainstream media watching morons What about Bert and Ernie they've always been gay Hey there hot boy come pick up my bags if I was an onerous tyrannical government, I'd do it who doesn't like to pee in the sink This is not the kind of world that I want us to be in. It's about sharing Adam. It's about sharing Everyone's now putting their kids in front of cameras and microphones and like getting them to say things like this

42:09 Yeah, you just get it out of the air. The energy's around you man! It's around you! Calgary here I come Put an old 78 on there and crank it up and listen to Black Crows We're proud of being the bullies in the world okay? That's what we do I do the best that I can On the water they give me It's interesting A B C D E E D C B A It's time to invest And you know what Cat food. Shut up already, it's soulless! Deer antler spray Are you on the browser? On the browser check There is doping going on in the sport of curling What?!

42:57 You know that thing where they talk like all pumped up on Roy's to push a rock down Where is my book so much more than a podcast? I like it only Amiga makes it possible Shut up already. I'm sure you haven't read this, so I show little brother Sounds right this sounds right sounds right and that sounds like It's right all those lists suck. I don't know that they were drinking. I think they were smoking dope it is my fault and I feel bad now personally, I think Bitcoin is the beanie babies of currency What are you kidding me what his kind of a pitch is this I heard you Ethiopian girls are hungry all the time

43:42 Uhhhh, hit it. Well then I'll just play a little sequence... Oh we haven't done the anthem! Ladies and gentlemen please rise for your Gimmo Nation National Anthem And you may sing along as usual In the morning, Gimmo nation We are all charged up to be Human resources and servants in all lands and ships at sea. East to west, down under too the whole lands envy we are having distracted slaves hear our kid-ponation song! Legacy Media

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45:19 We're old friends. She's sexy! We gotta reunite these countries, put the Disneyland in there and just go have some fun. Whoa 800 million just for Dot Mill? Tasty new weed I had this JavaScript thing that keeps interfering with my show It's going to create a nuclear winter Because if you think there is a problem You cap Stay on your side of the street and smile Please can you peel me another grape You don't know how to use the shells? Shells?! Oh, you guys are just a bunch of skeptics and jerk-offs. We make stuff that goes on to stuff that kills stuff! That should be their slogan... Microsoft It's finger friendly. Uh oh Let me see if I have any in the cupboard. We do not do discounts! Come on

46:10 Alright, are you ready? Give it a good spin. Hello Stolen Code! The name of the talk show is Legally Drunk And every time they catch him doing something like that he gets another star Unbelievable! You can't do that! Hey man we could have 50 terror strikes a year every single week We could be dead from people blowing up the stock exchange It'll crash our entire economy There will no money coming out of the ATMs People should be freaking out man we can't do this security for liberty or whatever I don't care we can do this what is an artisan they're guys who make pots and there is close to bed oh mac and cheese oh let's get some Mac and cheese special execute anyone at her own will

46:54 You like the redhead? Glenn Greenwald is out there and he's the hitman. It's the continuum! What I thought was a snide style... Adam Curry, John C. Devorah. Adam Curry, John C. Devorah. ...you could be pre-diabesity. Hey Abdul, guess what we're going to do this weekend?! Holy crap you mean they even believe that stupid old book!? Oh my god ohhh! Poor Google! They can't do anything because the government doesn't make them... She is such a douche and an idiot. Hey man, I'm in the demo!

47:31 We can't afford to do this show. You with the Crocs, me with the dress? Oh it's those guys they know what's going on they're so hip Turn around make a u-turn! Make a U-Turn! Make a U-TURN! I hate Tokyo and the portions are so small Why would they not be our lapdogs?! They've been our lap dogs since Tony Blair It's all a great idea. I'm sitting here in the back of the class, i'm gonna make a meme! They talk about it quite a bit but the one you want to listen is The Girl on Al Jazeera Yeah... I did my part, I texted 1010 and I- My ten bucks went over there and went into somebody's pockets. Hit it.

48:36 No agenda, no agenda, no agenda, no agenda. Get it? Oh yeah! He's cool! So awesome! He's awesome! He's Tony Stark It is only a question of time when popular self-government will be impossible and will be succeeded by chaos and finally a dictatorship Hello 2013! I don't want to build a raspberry pie. Look at what Audrey's doing, yeah she's pulling the train He's vaped himself off of Skype And she found that she was the spawn of Satan Straight from Reseda here she is Raven give it up! But in the bio wall it says Airports! Ayyy

49:35 You want a cyber? Is that what you want? Oh, and then we did this. I'm great! I will hope everybody listens to me! Oh, everybody has their own taste When Puff the Magic Dragon shows up then i'll listen to your crappy argument I don't think it should be shooting up MSG Hit it. Anyone ever gets caught with a hooker has to shoot himself! I'm telling you, people on the plane were really annoyed with me playing this harmonica. It was a dark, dark November day... It was a Sunday in November... Dvorak was back in California and Curry in Texas

50:24 But the prognosis was not good. And we're good to go. Although your thing is a little more dramatic than mine, it's more subtle but anyway hit it! Jigga jigga jigga jugga jugga Mainstream thot! We were both criss-crossing Manhattan between the UN and the global Clinton initiative But I don't think we were ever in the same place at the same time until the end of the day That's often how it is during UN week. That sounds like a horrible life! Adam Curry, John C Devorah... Oops! What are you doing? Why did you jump on the gun? Happy trigger finger I'm just happy to see ya! Uh-huh Alright, I'm ready hit it Do you have everything do you have a spreadsheet if your lunch money

51:17 I got no lunch money. Did someone steal your lunch money? No, I didn't get any...I forgot that left it at home! Well it's not working too well is it? They take it as truth they take it as true take it as truth destroyed destroyed destroyed computers destroy computers we're really a comedy show This news is funny. And it's-it's lame, it's just lame Yeah dude! Shut up! Eh you do what you gotta do Hey dude did you see my cookie? I'm short one cookie It's time for the thot I'm always confused Adam Curry John C Dvorak Look at-I'm sorry Sorry

52:02 What was that? That was a mistake. I messed it up, alright give me another cue. 10, 9... hit it! The Chinese disaster of 2030. I don't know what we're gonna call it. The Chinese population disaster of 2030? 2030. I do have a little entremont We've been here six years, we're married and got two kids. I will not get a fair trial in the United States Well wait a minute let me change my icon so that I reflect sympathy with the Ukrainians. I can't with authority answer that question. Alright, give me another cue. Hit it! That's enough rain stick for today... I just can't see you on a skateboard Yeah they gotta wipe these people out I don't care Why is anyone wasting their time under any circumstances? Well i see the fat lady's done so hit it! Hit It! She should have rabies Hello... Yeah here I come

53:20 It's a Clydesdale! I gotta take his job, the permit. How very dare you Glenn? I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda Imagine all the people who could do that Oh yeah that'd be fab On No Agenda morning Well now i know what triggers my Tourette This stuff you think anyone's still listening yeah, I think so. I think I think especially in the car where you can crank it up Yeah, I believe so I mean as I'm listening to it

54:00 I'm thinking, oh yeah. Oh yes! And a lot of these openings I do not remember at all. I don't remember almost all of them. We should have done the donation segment at the very beginning in this show. We need support every time we do these things and people have to know that but it If they're not listening, they're not going to know it. I feel bad now that I didn't think about it. No! I have a feeling people will listen to it. It's not as long as the normal show. Well then I would like them to put in note with their donation. Put a note with your donation. There you go. Anymountdivorc.org slash NA put a note saying that you heard me say this. Some reference, I went halfway through this thing and was listening John. The Powerball number is 17. Prove me wrong! Put that in.

54:49 All right, well we put it of course there are a lot of people by the way I donate after last show and they all be Put together on the Sunday show so you'll get mentioned. Yeah We'll have a super long will have two donation segments on Sunday looking forward to that we again Thank Rich Kony were gonna get back into it with the rest of our no agenda openings up to 1400, which of course leaves room for a future episode where we take it all the way into the 1500s. And as a reminder you need to support the show go to... devorak dot org slash n-a Now back to the openings Transnistria or transmystria? Which one is it? Why would she kill him after the election?! She needs to vote! When I'm old enough I'll be lifting this skirts with my cane

55:31 Name the song Jimmy Osmond's hit. I could be all if they were smart who are these people kidding? I got a weapon right here. Yeah You can eat the walls whatever the police tell you to do news organization do it Oh, what a surprise! I'm all wet. Acclaimed internet pioneer Big Bang Theory? Are you kidding me who cares? It's kind of gruesome yeah A4 paper is ugly Broke the speed limit broke the speed limit broke the speed limit The titles look good enough Coming to you from top of the Kremlin This is the voice of Russia When we're in trouble I expect help from the chat room Calle 24 Latino Cultural District

56:20 I have to admit, I listen to each show repeatedly. Probably four full times start to finish. Wow! Well things move fast in this world. It's Karula Sade Wally... Karuk-wa. Dad do i have too? Oh dad do i have too?! Adam Curry, John C. Devorah Squirrels are winning the cyber war So we blew up the Brotherhood pipeline Do they even know how to hold a taco? Give in citizen give in I think you've- I didn't quite say it I think you've outed Tim Cook

56:56 Islamic State, that would work! Exactly. Under the lights on Friday night information competition with double A fuel dragsters going against funny cars Good to see everybody who loves God in different ways killing each other good work everybody I love how he has a Silicon Valley thing right? Right? Right? Yeah, oxidated silver we can sell that on the show We could yeah And what did you use for bait A plum. A plum, a perfect. Shakin' and bakin in that thing! I have tech news... You have tech news John? I actually have tech news-I have a clip It was disgusting! I had to turn the show off

57:34 Ahmed, swallow the key! It's all corrupt. Sorry I wish he would have done that now he just sound like a stooge Blind and or asleep to grow pot That's what a greenhouse is for Look at me boom Any other intro? Was that good enough? That was good enough And i went oh wow He said Oh Wow Oh Man It's a QSL bonanza This is big deal your 50th birthday So people wanted to chime in on it Come on we've seen this The most sophisticated terrorist group we've ever seen! Bayonets, $1. Do you subscribe to Out Magazine? And that's the story It's the same outfits, it's the same costumes There is some good crap going on that you weren't paying any attention to apparently I can't jump in an F-16 and take off How do ya gotta have a positive attitude Oh really?! You really work for CBS!? What's worst that could happen

58:32 for making these choices. I gotta go see this guy! Who does he think he is? Oh, it's the mouse guy. Buh-plash flash flash! Everyone looks like a douchebag now. Hey, glad to see ya! Blah blah! Excuse me... We're talking about quarantine from Ebola, not haircuts. Beyond stupendous! These women don't listen to the show You guys are kind of entertaining but I'm out Throttle them Let's throttle them Let's throttle them I'm not superstitious Start this show over I'm shaking in my boots now Oh right you probably stunk Apparently i am an idiot Absolutely let's get some dirt on this and show that it is bogus

59:12 Buy the gas from us but you also must buy a rug. A threatening note in broken English. Oh, your babe... You're an automatic chick magnet! Six pound rodents What is he talking about? You don't get a time out Last minute Charlie works for me By the way we should mention to Chinese that if WE get screwed The whole world's economy collapses and they're screwed too. Oh yeah Get some rockets, we'll give you some rockets They should have started booing and throwing paper balls at him Hey Bill Go drink some poop Yeah there are really cool pictures of you with this hooker Wow it's pretty good! Yeah it's pretty good! Woooo!

59:54 Turning us into Canadians. Chief conked out! Wait until the Texas oil companies close, there's gonna be hookers for $35. Don't you worry it's gonna be plenty of it What is wrong with this idiot? A withered old woman Okay, we're taking a- We're stopping the show and we are going to talk about this. And I've had people write in saying, ah that guy's full of crap! Ah hold on he told us and then it happened oh my god it's amazing how that works It's bootstrapping on its own complexity in an exponential way Ok Google So they call him Ash Mmhmm The big Ash This is designed for porn Maybe she should have cried more This is right now...

1:00:39 You'd go in pretty far with the, with your hose. They don't know anything! They're idiots! DC Gay Bar Some skank from The Hood It's kind of like the herpes of computers Where is the FBI? Like their arms straight down and they're real stiff and they're just bug-eyed A little less jingles really That's the kind of idiot she was Everything would not even be an issue if we'd all go vegan. Well this is an outrage, we have a master bomb maker on the loose! Nothing says I'm Muslim like running around naked Yeah Austin seems like a stretch You wrote it down and you didn't catch yourself? Oh my god that's a Republican lesbian Baltimore is a shithole let's start with that Isn't that not the most insulting thing he could do

1:01:29 Well, it's crowd control. Let's face it that's what it amounts to. Yeah. Eat bugs! Public radio is ready for capitalism! Hey how you doing? I think a lot of it has to do with the texture of the meat and the flavor And so you buy these intangibles and you get nothing really. No, that's not him! Hey I know a lot of really hot 65 year old women Fine Yeah no It would...no yeah no Yeah, no. But? No-no So this was the scam of the scams They're not... It's a sales job! It's disgusting what these people do And just beat the crap out of him in the courtroom Nice How about A big bouffant The entire US Navy is running on XP Alright let's start a spy agency and play Spy We can all be cool spies And you can look this up in old newspapers Oh yeah so the lesbians took over

1:02:31 How long does it last? Well, as long as there's mold. There's always mold! Right but it's... Adam Curry John C. Dvorak But Mimi says that she saw a bald eagle flying carrying a small kitten Star date 1414 Tonight, the star will be in the sky just above Venus Okay Google Like why do you want to turn down? I'm the queen and she has this very weird way of talking about... I think I think I think AHHHHH

1:03:08 20 kids were killed sounds like a warmonger if you ask me I don't know why why is anybody? I don't know. Why anybody's liking this guy. I'm going to kill in place Oh, that's very funny. Someone who is not a scientist telling a scientist what to do. Do you have shard in the air for everyone? I want it cold. Cold for a meaningful conversation! I might even have some nuts Who does these things at quarter to seven? Swallowing And if i get an electric car, I'll save the refugees or some crap like that Wait a minute, one of the symptoms of the drug is you see the cat? Get back to what your supposed to do slave! Right I was trying to get you go to bed with her. Ehh it's like feel a little slimy... You never-you don't really feel a little dirty Child abuse i tell you Start over worst show ever Oh please this just gets worse He said I could stop whenever I wanted Giving my location away Pack up the van Let's go let's go

1:04:10 And you get to wear a tux and you get to look like James Bond. Ooh! I was stunned by this. Oh, that's his mic, I think. That's his mic. I didn't violate anything. You're boasting. Yeah. You're a boasting A-hole. Yeah. NBC? The tents are burning. Tents are being burnt out of marijuana. A lid. We were gonna wear dancing slippers? Ham Radio could save your life man. It's not just a hobby. I have the fire TV stick. No! Ha! It's our buddy. You'd be there for days trying to find your passport! Oh, yeah! We are just inundated with propaganda that we're gonna be attacked any minute Yes Tape is running? Tape... Turkey is long overdue for rebelization Who's that 1A hole?! What do you think of Megan's new hairdo with it kind of tied back Love it Is that right before or after my vape explodes and blows my teeth out? Ooh where did you get this recipe

1:05:11 Well, but do hookers have a certain walk? Oh yeah! Usually I'm just spinning. Hey, when you show up for Christmas show... You gotta show. It's the bomb, it's the cats butt. You chaps have more cheek than Kim Kardashian. Hey wanna come to my bomb shelter kids? I got a really disturbing note on my door today. You're not following the rules, not following the rules. Jihad! Well, I don't know if I should drop this bomb on you now. Very close John! This is it they finally got it out? Oh oh oh I didn't know this was gonna happen Google's saving them keeping them all safe safe from bad websites What the hell was a cylinder of excellence? This is stupid as why They're going nuts yeah, well they go nuts yeah, well they're going nuts Yeah

1:06:06 Honey, can you get the Viagra vape? I'm ready. Wiggy wiggy wiggy To me it's the handshake of the devil So how can you cite no proof? I have a little thing little package Hey man! I'm hearing ringing sound It's always been that way Tommy You're gonna have to radiation in your diet Radiation in your diet is fantastic The brainwashing that's going on in this country is frightening. And I've got a prediction for the Red Book you watch. A report I saw he had no pants on If I was, man, I'd be a lot different on this show These guys are in a bubble You need an E-ticket for that?

1:06:48 Here's how I'd like to punish women first. I'd like to punch him in the gut what we were doing it for you Obama Are you really defending Ted Cruz? You know, he's you know, he's anti-semite Plenty of stuff they stole it from us. I'm just going to leave this here conspiracy theory and truthers You're gonna be in the bottom of the list. There will be no boots on the ground. Wanna go for a ride in the fliver? Now, what do we want to do at the end here? I'll be talking about IMAX on the podcast Hello Donald, this is Vlad. Listen listen. Pick your soma take your pills be happy This just in apparently wreckage has been found com-com-comertige You might have your furry friend microchip why not your children?

1:07:42 Oh, oh! Apple. It stinks it's got this white goo and when you chew it makes a squeaking sound Is it clear what I'm talking about here or am I way off base? Like now you know its public pool But it's great liberals are psychotic What car comes with the carburetor anymore? I think Zucari is a lizard What are you talking about there some gay app called Adam to Adam Just stop there for second Is that not the definition of bigotry? What is the point of this messaging, it's bullcrap. Torture torture torture everybody A lot of them look like they put out Are they doing it for people who are too stupid To figure out how to listen to a podcast Talk about overkill Open up! Saturday Police open up, open the door I believe in Q&A and very good right now Holy crap look at all the boobs we got Essentially twisted by porn

1:08:39 Yeah. Oh! Wha-aah! No. Is that Hillary is the one more likely to get us all killed? Easily I'd like to see you in your clothes Do you feel like you're ready? I'm ready, I was born ready Alright let's do it Let's give the little girl a cry Okay we need some coffee over here People today are not educated Now it seems... Wow my voice just went up Hello No, I don't want your beans! No, no, no, no. You're gonna hit Jake Daniels Do not tweet this! And that is very thinning Directors directors directors Yeah man like the sun's gonna blow up in a billion years if we take a long-term look Well... We didn't give it to him

1:09:35 The blimp has landed. Straightest, sissiest, whitest person you can find. Sacks of nine! We're gonna do this we're gonna do that but do we need the Gestapo? I've seen a smart stove at Best Buy Hey, we got a donor from Nigeria. Hey man that's cool the president saying come on man You have to just assume that Hillary is a devil worshipper and it doesn't surprise me because when kids wake up Yes daddy I don't understand hey whatever you say do not blame the Millennials wasn't their fault

1:10:11 Oh man, that's disgusting. Boom! That's off the table. Bafoon! A bafoon I tell ya! Stop fooling yourself And i know it's bullcrap because I've seen the owl Yes, I'm triggered now and getting all weirded out This is all about gas? Hey would you like to make 10 bucks But its not an underground bunker Not that you know God, I've failed the ceremony! The Stargate will remain open so lo- OHHHHHH Yes Russians. The Russians are riling up our children! This is terrible Mr. Tick that's right The code was ants You just published a dossier Why do you even torment yourself with this stuff?

1:10:58 Hello, it's me. It's me. They're gonna have a sex robot? Is that what we're talking about today the Senate voted to take away my right eye under unprecedented conditions No it's not an O-O...it's an O! Yeah yeah you'll see Soylent Green is people! And it sounded like she had hooves. Okay... So have fun, be positive and enjoy your amazing job I'm gay? I'm gay? Hello i'm gay? And I'm gay! What more do you want? I should be on MSNBC It's actually very good, I'm still surprised Mandela effect, mandela effect, mandela effect No its mandela effect

1:11:39 Or his Twitter feed. Look, I'm also with you! I am going to live forever! Well she's probably doing sleazy porn on the internet. Tiny hands tiny hands! Why didn't you shake her hand? Mmmmmmmm... Yumm! Hate him hate him hate him. I'm So let's give them a good day Karma just a little wait You and you and you in your head yes, yes

1:12:23 I'm telling ya. Whoa! Hey, you know what happened to me? Ha ha ha! I'm YouTubing! You got kittens? You got a little kitten outside? Meow! Wandering around... Boom done A friend of Dorothy Rrrr-innin' When there's blood on the moon, death lurks in the shadows. It was a Western. Marry Yourself In Canada offers consulting and wedding photography Like oh yes, great! MP3 is dead, it's dead, it's officially killed, he's dead No no they won't...no Yes they will No He looks like a constipated turtle He's the god of hellfire Wooo! Brewskies for everyone Wait wait stop

1:13:06 Yeah? Basketball moment! Russia, Russia, Russia. Put on your seatbelt! Get back in your seats, lady! What a short! This is not the bottled water I want! I've moisturized...I look like a teenager So what's your business uh..what do you think you're business is gonna be worth with the window broken? What?! I think Van Jones went to Yale Is it like really, like painful death? From the richest people to the poorest. From the right to the left from sea to shining sea. Aufwachen! Ja, es ist ein sehr bekennter Podcast. They even posted about it on Facebook People put their poop on Facebook And with that I think we should do some elephant sex Mueller...Mueller...Mueller

1:13:50 I was unaware of the story. Yeah, that's a chick magnet is you don't want people waving these things around and poking a hole in a van go we should have a whole bunch of little kids going Elon save me who are Who are these people? Could you imagine a massive fight breaking out at Coachella? ISIS is actually coming across the border, John! We sound like news execs now. And then when the 2400 baud modem came out we went wow this thing is twice as fast Stay woke! That's right baby I'm in show business Hashtag DACA This breaks out in San Francisco where they have the poop map At least you got a map Webinars.

1:14:35 That's too many points. That's what I'm saying! Boom And Neo-Nazis are planning an attack It's Trump Watch Wednesday My Babe Ruth autographed baseball? Why did you throw that out?! I'm looking at this here brain, what do you think This is on network TV and we don't run this off a pod bean How do those two guys talk so long? Klingon Mata Judge. Are you ready now? Are you ready? Okay, are you sure? Do it again! Do it again! Uh... Ben al-la toli da pali la um... Al will lead ben talal Yeah Ooh I love me the smell of a ditto Politeness is dead Oh yeah my mama lives in the same house we live in Hey my voice is too fast No it's to the moon

1:15:33 A word to the wise! Just bing it, just bing it. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, just bing it And kids of course are going nuts for him Please cut and paste widely This sounds like a cheap plot to an old Columbo film It's white privilege, that's racist, sexist You know, I know a lot of guys who knit. It's brain science man! Yeah uh... Shut up! Can't you read English? What are they gonna do?! They can't hit the side of a barn with these missiles! Hey mommy are you a douchebag!? It's got porn!

1:16:15 Mocked we mocked. We've mocked it muck the worm came out of his nose They all hate the baby. I ain't a baby. I smelled a rat the minute I read the article A rat. Ooh, Guns-Eh I got new fresh meat! You know she looks like William Shatner. Eye worms Small civics lesson people Yeah because i was...I had something hot that had to come out of the oven and looking left looking right looking left looking right there's a towel There is the oven mitt so let me use the oven mitt WOOOOOOHOOOOO Shut up, ma. What are you doing? Oh yeah! You remember Fat Betty?! Watch your damn mouth. You don't have enough people in that group. What was the point of going to see the little people and shoot hot dogs at them? Oh stop! Stop stop stop stop stop! No!

1:17:02 Well, no we got eWorld. I learned it by listening to you okay? I'm doing a side hustle Nowadays arrest them! In Brazil American sperm demand has skyrocketed Must be stopped Citizens of the globe The earth is my home and I live on Earth She's almost a dead ringer for Bill Gates Oh I gotta save face Grep Democrat Pipe Grep Cat The news in America is suffering a total sellout you think you'll think Al Gore Understated beauties, that's what I'm talking about. Have your mom do it? What were you doing before that happened? I don't know why he needs karma for polygraphs Oh, yeah the Millennials are the new dogs

1:17:51 Oh, Trump's a creep. Ah yeah, hey Crump! It's scrumptious You're taking me away from the dogs man but okay Hey we got shrooms! Oh wow write these things down John I think that's pretty cool That's pretty cool right? Is cool isn't that cool Yeah oh man this is cool Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah NINJA TALIES! OLD CHILDREN! MACHINE GUNS IN SPACE! MY BAD, MY BAD, MY BAD, MY BAD, MY BAD. COOKIE! Ooh cookie... Q invented Bitcoin. Right on, right on! Think of your health man I have the device Well the whole thing is depressing Anti-science Maybe we need no agenda emergency hammers Yeah i don't know...I think one burger is better Nick Pickles investigator That jingle apparently triggers dogs worldwide whenever we play it Leave me alone

1:18:52 Is it false flag season again? This guy was 12 years old who interviewed me. If she has another facelift, she's gonna end up with a goatee. Wake the neighbors quick! We were hacked we were hacked again we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked we were hacked Good good. Good good no writer uses the word lodestar Don't cut in line and stop stealing our secrets It's really cool all this is really cool, man. Really? On the watch face oh cool It says phony as it comes the FBI doesn't need any help looking like goofballs I'll take the opium and warm orange juice please This is disgrace

1:19:50 If you're a meth head, let us know. Either way ya know it's part of China! Gore has taken it up to a new level Big tech guys all kinds of tech billionaires we're loaded with tech millionaires Are they gonna prop him up like Obama? You've exceeded your bandwidth Headless mannequins eh eh Oh you made the alien sound that Joe Rogan makes Bull crap It-it's The Young Kim Race ass Shoplifter Thief Gangster What is going on with those people? Oh, you've got to get one. My mind is exploding right now. It's a cavalcade cascade of D platforming No, I love tool who doesn't oh no spasms in trouble okay now we'll go on March well course the worst he's a demon Okay

1:20:52 You are the gadfly of Silicon Valley. You sound like a Lebanese merchant! No one ever listens to my advice I never thought about it much but i think you might be right Don't take off the cat channel It's a movie that shouts out to me, don't watch this movie He can use your video on the saw Do you have your gaffer tape to fix that again? I love Clinton You love Clinton. There's a song there I hate Super Bowl analysis She's alive! Oh my god Hello Cleveland, I love my piehole Adam. I love my pie hole Adam Hurry up he has to go faster That must be pesticide

1:21:42 We work hard to create some of the best audio in the world That's a classic! Someone has to pay. Muller, muller, muller, muller, mullerrrr Okay we're gonna start delivering dog turds to his house This is not an opening segment by the way Julianne called Julianne The files are still alive they're alive

1:22:21 Now he's lazy, he doesn't do it right. Many producers just sit home scratch their crotch and say great show. The dope has been burning too hot. We need discovery so people can discover shows! Are they hiring people on voice anymore at NPR or are they just hiring anybody? I don't know... The Chinese are stealing all the toilet paper! They have bought to get a dime back What is the deal with luggage? Hey, I am gonna be officiating the wedding. My gig man! And it could just turn into a drive! Yeah you gave the machine just the amount of red meat it needed. Tiptoe through the tulips... I also like women's clothing. Close it down! CLOSE THE WEBSITE DOWN!!! They're in advertising and we're in advertising and that's not fair.

1:23:15 The brand and it's the brand and the brand lives in the brand speaks in the brand listens, and people connect to the brand Arrest him Oh, yeah. Yeah right on. He's going down. You're a moron Hey man get the band back on You can step over the body Robert Mueller is my dad your car? Sign here, maid. Um um um I am a robot! I'm sustainable you must die! Wait wasn't there pillow on his head? Like with the dog drinking water Why are you like him this is no good The skies are blacked out over Sao Paulo Grenada mania

1:24:12 And sucking all the scooters up into the air and then throwing scooters all over the place. It's scooter NATO Boom his eyeball blows out. I am the pod father listen to me. No, it wasn't staged 12k lives matter man Dark mode is here Well that got they got him just shut up He just took art from my sponge Bob. I'm put head in ah There's no budget for it! Kick him off Twitter! Hey, Progressive Rockin' Canada. It's pretty good. I rush great band and love them. Turn off the fountain Jeeves Oh new phone let's unbox it Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? I choose to single diggits. We're special

1:24:59 I have no time to rest and watch something. That's an important m-a-n Now that's what i call talent Are they training me to be a dog? Shut that baby Amy up! I was gonna be a detainer of the decade Boomer equals winner Claws as in Hillary's claws It's a nightmare Climate shouse They had these big giant prawns man. Uh, you know like uh... ISIS! Hang up and hang out! Smoke enough dope anything can happen Will it cook the gophers? PENIS I'M NOT GONNA BEAT SOME PENIS

1:25:45 Oh, just use GIMP! You just walked away. You just walked away from the show. Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Delta delta delta... It's gonna be World War 3! Y'know people going up to Joe like hey Joe- AHH Hey, I had my underpants on and it was an old lady. He's got something wrong with him No no no thanks Oh, I have to stand in line now He's a classic Nazi gotta move gotta move back cholera awaits Let's scupper the deal

1:26:21 Scupper! He's anti-science. Just tell me what's happening with your banana? Don't kiss! Orange man kill babies. Clean out your bong water, people. Get out of the graveyard, Curry. Nightmare! Choke on the toilet paper Douchebag. Oh, yeah! They told us to be inside and they're not! There will be cake. For the podcaster! Podcaster let him through! Let him go! Refried beans man... Energy! Energy! Energy!! Oh my what if China finds out?

1:27:02 Lockdown 2020! What makes you think you know more than the experts in Washington, D.C.? What makes you think YOU know more? Podcasting The Truth Rubber meets the road with Joe He's a doer Those boys are just gonna get ya into trouble the way they think Oh noooooooo 2 thousand attorneys say Trump sucks Where the beaches are open! Son, did you listen to those boys? Those nice boys that just did a show. More Kaylee clips Oh you know the format should be five minutes Peaceful peaceful peaceful Booker's a total Karen Is beyond laughable

1:27:53 Oh, privilege! Privilege! White privilege! You gotta look at this right now quick before they take it down. Arrest that woman It was terrible There I am again Oh you know we're so sorry here in Texas The Texas Surge I think this is an insult to my manhood What a Sunday We need cohesion The Nose Patrol is on the job. Oh, a webinar? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Only outlaws wear neck gaiters. Seamus is causing chowse! My pronouns are Zee, Zoom and Zeus please. Well you're gonna have somebody defend Hitler?!

1:28:33 I can't believe these pharma companies aren't doing this pro bono. There is no bat with this virus! Attention humans, flood the zone JCD This is my show, I ask the questions you have to do what I say! This is a radio guy, a radio guy playing vice president Quarantine for two weeks, ohhhhhhhhhh The homeless won't be able to buy anything. The homeless! They need to be abused. Go we turned our people into light bulbs. Rain stick abort

1:29:15 Abort! Abort! It's in our face. And they threw her in the slammer for six months There was hope for Jo She was the rubber person No, you take his pants off and then you throw him in the pool Again Irresponsible journalism. We represent them! We represent them! We represent them! Fire! Honk, honk, honk Holy moly Will you censor conservative voices? Look at this Mars Uncle Clarence Hey man can you turn it down Get tested get tested Are you listening to the boys this morning Well get in line boy

1:29:56 Hey guys! Yak yak yak yak about science, science, science. Leaking gut I'm important here and i'm from the news. Oooooooohhhhhh What are you expecting? A well run government? Hot mic hot mic HOT MIC Get out of London people Got a box that took off the truckie for ya I need a goat bong Stand here Oh, that's so funny. What else did you do? The end or the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end? Baseless baseless baseless! Oh we're all gonna die oh you're gonna get it. Oh wear a mask Byeee! Byeeee! Whoo baby this is so much cooler. Oh high fives That's not good enough show him the anal swab How ya doin pickles 33 66 two shots four weeks six weeks booster

1:30:51 Just jab him with this and that, see what happens. See which ones go nuts and which ones grow a second head. I actually like my iPhone! And I don't want to piss anybody off or they might not get the new beta! Pull my mask over my nose. Is the Milli Vanilli of COVID normal? Take a look around, Anabash! Nothing's normal. Everyone is doing a podcast. Hello?! Oh yeah, you're talking about somebody's woman appearance! Woman's appearance! Hey look at me I got a Ferrari. Step aside, i just want to be safe! Oh there's a flat rock. They're amazing at tracking data

1:31:37 Cancel culture is communist. Oh, we have a violation! Okay you all suffer You are being tokenized as we speak A lot of brisket today The podcast story that you picked up on your vacation It wasn't that great in hindsight I saw it- OH NO Hey Bill what happened to Jim? He's dead? Oh the vaccine must've been working Just get what ya can Get what ya can They're all the same Get what ya can Ya want this city to clean up the poop. You're like a spandex granny! I'll tell you what, i'm gonna go do that my gum! Let the shaming begin Manitoba! I can't get on, I can't pose, blahblahblahblahblah! I hate this, I hate dogs, I hate people...I didn't like it. Lock it down! Lockdown stay at home order! Blablabla

1:32:28 Is that the guy whose head ended up on a turtle? We're gonna get you vaccinated and my dog is gonna like, he's gonna lick your face if you even just sign up. Get on the system! The pretty girls are inside. Alright I got it got it got it got it got it got it... Eat a cicada. I want you to put in your mouth okay you getting that bill you gettin' to film it? Oh we do a pretty good job ya know we check all that shit out. Oh oh no! Whoop whoop whoop whoop Oh, I'm so excited! My uh...uhh..I have a-an actual knob. You gotta train the nub. I'll have a shotgun by my side and the hound dog with me What happens to the poop? I'm a podcaster dammit not a TikToker Organize your next insurrection with this phone no one will know They got low IQ and that's why they're not taking the vaccine Baaaaa

1:33:21 Oh my god! They test after you're dead. Have more kids, have more kids. Jeffrey Toobin's gonna be on a Zoom call? You might get lucky What?! My Sparky died? Fabulous! These papers look very good. Oh Eureka! Wow Yeah, the way it was and what we're supposed to do was not quite the way it worked out. Adam Curie Heinz 5'57 Don't take horse medicine! He shreds man so dope he shreds on NPR Life is a scam They are still testing aspirin I didn't say...I never talked to that guy, I didn't say that Oh my god you know

1:34:13 It's live! This needs to come out. Stop eating our dogs! She can't stand John's voice. What? Live! Ha ha ha, that gave me goose bumps I mushed dogs Yes yes it was and he still The only thing we got here is a ra-ra-ra sleeping toilet. They're all made of wood! Congratulations! All you have to do is take the shot, why didn't ya take the shot? Boom! You ride in. VR Google Free box of ammo Uh... it's an elder abuse on your part But then the banger's out here What show has koozies Go back to printing money These guys are dumb

1:35:03 The tickle-buzz-tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle-tack! Act now while stocks last. Takes two weeks You got the holidays coming up But wait, there's more There is Okay... yeah sure It was disgusting It's bull It's tall and bull They deserve to lose I'm gonna go get my shot now It looks like the Great Wall of China. I'm very sorry Party! Oh, so offended the Queen's a lizard. Yeah hall monitor Hey guess what Hey, get off the tracks! Yeah well you might as well say it now she stinks. I think this is the Russians Oh nooo we can't compete with this He kills dogs! Hottest year on record! Kanye on line one for Sef Thank you Adam i love working with you Boobs are in Well looks like a woman Hey We're all broke Hey You can turn Cleveland into Paris Hey you guys are working for us

1:36:07 I don't like skulls. And we used to edit with a razor blade! Hook, line and sinker You're the one that's all lockstep with Fox News Groovy Wooo perp walk Free and open internet Electronic brain Correlation does not imply causation Pierre expand the salon we're coming Oh no Nooooo! He's slippery. He's very, very slippery Keep the guy in the line we're putting a trace on the call Stand alone monster Where is Clooney? Wait you were bumped by a staffer She's the Yoko of the Royals man Boots on the ground baby Hicks the can down the road You cant be a social network without content moderation Are you gonna wear that

1:36:58 incompatible hardware I smell Victorian Newland okay release the orb say it's not so if you know you know he's resorted to being an uber driver look at all these boxes we love you live this is outrage they're out of control Hey traffic control, shut it down! Hottest day ever on earth of all time. Okay Frenchie Game set match the lizard people win The carbon is you Take your pants off in public I'm an egg white You're boiling like frogs We're leading the op Wow wow wow

1:37:43 Send them to the Hague! The batteries go dead. It's not bubble-icious. Banana melons Smash that like button All right, your Powerball number has switched to 13 Let's see if anyone hears this I liked it. I really appreciate what Rich did. Yeah, well we... I really do it's a piece of history man It's almost as good as having a... Like the old Letterman shows. Sony 777, what? Oh, the old Letterman shows, yeah. Yeah it was experimental we do experimental stuff when were not here and that was one of them and you know what's gonna happen What'd ya think there's gonna be a broadcast museum in the history not a single one of our episodes will be in it but they'll put this thing in Yes they will That's exactly right Thats our legacy right there This is what they did weren't they funny Exactly He so fine

1:38:36 That's okay because you can listen to a full regular media deconstruction coming up on Sunday the 27th I'll be back at home base and i'll be coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley Where I stay. I'm John C Dvorak we return on Sunday Please join us and remember, we'll be doing a long donation segment so remember us at dvorak org slash na until then adios mofos Thank You Rich Koning a hooey-hooey and such