1:35:37 Now on to our executive and associate executive producers who really keep the train rolling. We appreciate you so much as well, and these are real titles this is not some phony baloney Hollywood stuff we'll vouch for you even I want to kick it off with a $1,000 check which were received from Cynthia Cabrera This was handed to me at the meetup It was in envelope but i didn't open until I got home So I feel like wow! I mean...I should have been hugging her tighter And she has note which I will share In the morning gents, a year ago I moved from Florida to Texas to work for hometown hero. The largest cannabis company in the state! It's been an amazing year and i'm so blessed and so lucky to work at a great place with great people we've been fighting in the state to ensure hemp derived cannabinoids stay legal but were happy to do it veterans who desperately want to get off the opioids they are constantly prescribed have been some of our biggest advocates
1:36:35 I love that. No Agenda exposes the truth and we try to do the same my job keeps me busy but i tune in when i can and appreciate the value i receive so, My So Happy To Be In Texas gift is this donation for the show AND 20% off for no agenda listeners if they use the code NOAGENDA at hometownherocbd.com Hometown Hero CBD All the best from Cynthia. Thank you very much, Cynthia! And please let us know if you'd like a daming and a dame name and all that because we're happy to do that. Yeah it would be useful. Well maybe she doesn't want it but... No she wants it. We appreciate it very very much thank you so much. Onward with Robert Platt in Westerville Ohio. John and at his $384
1:37:24 John and Adam, thanks for all you do. With recession looming and tech company layoffs could I please get a Jobs Karma for my students? Most definitely! Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! Denny Rudolph is in Denver, Pennsylvania. Interesting 360 and 06 six cents that seems like a like small boobs in a way with the three switcheroo though he says for my smoking hot wife Lori Happy Mother's Day, Han. He says please play Don't Eat Me Bojyden and call out my brother Dave as a douchebag. Okay happy to do that and I actually have that jingle for you oops here we go This is a sad one It's a different one That's the sad one! I like that Hold on...I have the other one
1:38:25 I kind of like that. How this one? Both winners beautiful sir rotor heads a winner and he's an anthem Arizona 333 dot 33 gentlemen I was sitting in class for a new airline yesterday Interesting. When they went over the penalties for breaking a TSA rule, $33,333 for a company infraction and $13,333 for the pilot! Wow I knew it was time to donate. Excellent Sir Rotorhead PSI just noticed this makes me a baronet you're on the list no jingles no karma Outstanding so i guess he's a helicopter pilot
1:39:12 It sounds like it. I have another on-the-spot donation from the meetup, $333.33 from Dame Sarah and Sir Marcus Thank you so much Adam and John please call out Zach P DOOSHBAG! And Sharon DOOSHBAG! As douchebags our best Dame Sarah and Sir Marcus and we got that thank you very much That was very kind of you on the spot donation MZ Meyer in New Rockford, North Dakota. Forementioned 333-33 I tm John and Adam, a de-douching would be appreciated. You've been de-douched! I'm donating today in honor of my mom but because she will not listen to this show... I'd like the credit the donation to my dad Preston who hit me in the mouth in December 2021. I'd also like to call out Jeremiah as a douchebag. Douchebag! I would also like to thank you both for being the light and the dark
1:40:12 Your humor and optimism in the face of such evil is an inspiration to all of Gitmo Nation. God bless you both! Listen to that horn for jingles, and some goat karma for all the mothers out there would be appreciated. Apologies for the long note... Yes, Amzie. Oh my god! Wooo! Listen to that horn! We've got karma Broken toes. From Apache Junction, Arizona 333-33 broken toes no note so you get a double up karma. You've got... Karma
1:40:54 Sir Mike of Katy, Texas 333 dot 33 should have met the meetup switcheroo. Happy Mother's Day is a switcheroo Mm-hmm happy Mother's Day to Dame Becky of the Katy Prairie this is to start Becky chin ease Oh This is that Kenny's the Kenny's can you say yes the Kenny Jane Becky of the great prairie? Of honor voyage two baronet tests please that no jingles no karma song Sincerely, Sir Mike of the Great Katy Prairie. P.S., if A.I is combined with autonomous driving vehicles and I buy a car thus equipped and the AI learns my driving habits who will get the tickets? I don't know you no one your laptop because you'll be running it on your pixel.
1:41:49 Need no sound bites at this time. Another 333 dot 33 from Tim Madsen in Hackettstown, New Jersey Dear John and Adam thank you for your courage I humbly request jobs karma for both my keeper and myself From Tim & Dom! Oops Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! I just got to say it again John at the meetup yesterday so many moms in particular came up and said thank you so much for found you during COVID thank you so much and the reason why they feel that we save their sanity was because of our humor
1:42:33 That's the, and one actually Alex one guy he said that he got COVID and it was real bad. And uh because of his weight you know basically had bronchitis They wanted to put them on ventilators and all kinds of stuff. And he said, I think I'm really alive because I heard what you were hearing... We're not giving any advice but we are hearing from ventilator operators. No we were just playing clips! Ventilator operators boots on the ground from the meetup in Vegas and he said so I decided not to go with a hospital protocol. He says I think I'm alive because of that. It's phenomenal. Probably Yeah it was like whoa okay bro. I'm happy your alive too. Chris Williams
1:43:15 Chris Williams in Tunnel Hill, Illinois 333. I was hit in the mouth by my son during the plandemic and have been an avid listener ever since please de-douche me! You've been de-douched This donation is in honor of said son who's a douchebag And the childrens book he just launched on Kickstarter about heaven inspired by his time as a firefighter If any No Agenda listeners would like to support a book for kids about grief and hope where a spouse wasn't intentionally harmed, you can check it out on Kickstarter by searching The Great Unknown. No jingles no karma keep seeking the truth thank you for your courage God bless! Oh thank you god blessed to you Phil Barrett is in Brentwood Tennessee
1:44:04 333. Switcheroo, give Christy Barrett the credit towards her damehood and we shall do so. A lot of switcheroos today! Of course that's for the moms. In the morning to you John Adam in the morning please give a special No Agenda Mothers Day shout out to my smoking hot wife forever keeper and future dame of Seven Springs Farm Christy Barnett hello Christy Christy hit me in the mouth. Oh, no She hit him in the mouth after hearing you on Glenn Beck and we've never Glenn back donation I'm going on the 23rd the 23rd And we've never looked back. She's since hit our two beautiful human resources in the mouth The family that prays together and listens to no agenda together stays together great seeing you Adam at the recent Nashville meetup Please de-douche me or de juice bag me as Christie puts it You've been D douched And could we get a little chemtrails and shut up already? It's science keep up the fight fill of seven Springs farm
1:45:06 Shut up already. It's science! Classic, classic, classic. Onward with Matthew Morgan and Anna Illinois switcheroo another one this donation is the credit of Travis Kale a talented BI Systems architect to commemorate the 25 years of value he has provided to our company. Wow, that's weird. No it's beautiful what do you mean? It's not weird it's nice! The best factory maintenance service provider in the universe. Oh this whole...the whole company is probably listening. BI systems architect. Phew! So we're talking about BI systems okay yeah
1:45:45 That's it. Well, I'm telling you companies listen together and you know that companies that listen together are successful. No one ever went broke listening to the no agenda show. Oh that's right. That's a quote if i ever heard one uh we are at um Josh Cox from Austin Texas 333 this is for Cheryl Cox The best damn mother in the universe can we get a George Bush Don't send your blankets or water, just send your cash. Happy Mother's Day! I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water... Just send your cash. You got it
1:46:27 John Buell in Vista, California 2606 Switcheroo another one this donation is for Jamie Buell from Vista, California ITM gentlemen my smoking hot wife and homeschooling mother of our two human resources has been too selfishly busy to claim her Dame hood hmm by my calculation she reached Dame hood nine months ago Which is symbolic since that is how long it takes to become a mom. Oh As always, she has been the rock in our family. She's always looking out for our health, hearts and tirelessly educating us all as busy as it is...
1:47:04 As busy as it is, she never forgets to reward value for value by making sure to set aside a monthly donation for the values we receive from the greatest podcast in the universe. I figured there's no better way or no better day to get her recognition she deserves as a mom as well as a dame of No Agenda Show please knight her! Dame Liberty Mom of Homestead Studies in Commie-fornia, California She would like kombucha and kettle chips at the round table. I would like to make some commentary about this." Okay, first of all she sounds like a great mom. Sounds like a great mom it's not gonna help her to be drinking kombucha. Yes you're not a fan of the kum. Well you know the great microbiologist that used to teach at Evergreen up in Washington who is now as freelancer says the problem with kombucha
1:47:56 You don't know what's in it. Yeah, and you could kill ya. Well I don't know that they killed anybody but it could give you all kinds of issues. And most kombucha now is just vinegar water They don't even give your real kombucha It's because the thing that the mother that grows in it Is a combination of weird stuff that is not reproducible. It's a real problem. Oh, you mean it can't reproduce it with accuracy? Right, yeah. Every kombucha is gonna be a little different and it's gonna be who knows where its headed It does not those are not friendly bacteria necessarily You know what you should do? You should consider writing a book about this! You know I was gonna do a book on vinegar. I think i'll go back to that Hey, you got a whole publishing company there now might as well Yeah Isn't your publisher up your ass about it
1:48:54 Mont Sweeney, Associate Executive Producership for Mont at 235.11. Hmm... John and Adam thank you for enlightening me over the last couple of years You guys are the tits! Not my favorite term When and where is the meetup in OKC? Well, they have meetups all the time. Go to noagendameetups.com and he says with this donation I'd like to de-douche Pastor Mike! You've been de-douched And he ends up by saying keep being sassy! Mont Thank you Mont Douglas Schneider in Austin
1:49:33 222 please. Quick dedouche, please! You've been de-douched This producership is a Mother's Day gift to my beautiful mother Roxanne She is no agenda nut and listens to every episode from start to finish at 1x speed Nice I love her dearly Happy Mother's day mom 2X karma That will be double up happy to do it for mom Karma. We go to Seth Griffin, Smithville Texas the Texans are out also a row of ducks 2-2-2 please accept this donation of 222 I'd like to thank both of you for the many years of value for value though i no longer listen or agree with the show What? Listen to this
1:50:29 Please accept this donation of $2.22 I'd like to thank you both for the many years of value for value though i no longer listen to or agree with the show please give me a man overboard and accept my rescinding of my knighthood! Overboard!!! Wow well we accept maybe he wrote yeah maybe he wrote this note, I got a note an email From Seth? Well, it didn't say that. It had a pseudonym CC555. This is some email feedback. You ready? Your end of show or beginning of show rapper sounds like shit!
1:51:12 As a 65 year old white man, I get how your MTV days would make you think he sounds good. But please remember you are a 65 year old white cracker and your old partner is 70! Let John beg for donations like the proper Jew he is and you stick to listening to your voice The show is dog water lately. Makes me glad a war's on the horizon You aren't even good at it anymore Anyone with a gay frog could predict your words And Tina the Keeper is even worse Glad you love the sound of your voice Or else, you might get discouraged Enjoy the bugs! What? What bugs are up his ass? I don't know But maybe it's Seth here With this man overboard and rescinding his knighthood
1:52:03 This is weird. I wonder what we did that would piss these guys off? Oh, probably... No you know what it's the Ukraine thing Yeah must be Ukraine thing yeah Ukraine We have a lot of we lost a lot of listeners because were anti-war yes so its so odd well most a lot of people are digging it You know Well at least buying anything. Well yeah At least we stick to our guns Dan, meanwhile in Cold Spring Minnesota nuts is not the same. He gave us 200 bucks with a switcheroo donation another one another switcheroo Mm-hmm please make a note yes for his hot wife smoking our wife Ami Lynn please deduce her You've been de douched And police in her job karma she begins her new careers or own boss and no mr.. Curry She is not a flight instructor or a stripper
1:52:54 Where did that come from? My flight instructor is Amy Lynn. And you know Tina was always it turns out Tina was a little wary of my having a female flight instructor named Amy Lynn and she thought you know Amy Lynn is like this is gonna be some stripper like stripper. It's a stripper name. And now on the stage, Amy Lynn! Give it up for Amy Lynn Happy Mother's Day, Amy," he continues. Thank you gents! Yes... Please give my mom some health karma and some job karma- wait Job Karma. No she did the de-douching you did that. We did that and a job karma yes. Job Karma for us. New Job is a stripper. Let's vote for Jobs! You've got karma. No she's not a stripper but in Sutton Subsea Consulting
1:53:55 I'll do it. Let me do it. Sutton Subsea Consulting in Durango, Colorado Thank you! From now on your IT. You do all the company name donations But this is a switcheroo $200 for mother Crypto Granny! Crypto Granny lives in Bangkok How about that? Crypto Granny probably from all that Bitcoin money She introduced me to KnowAgenda over two years ago and I realized, I never sent a donation. Here it is! Please give my mom some health karma and some jobs karma for me. Well we'll be happy to combine that for you with the goats. Jobs...jobs...jobs....and jobs Let's vote for jobs! You thought...karma Mark Adney wraps up our associate executive producers from Arlington Texas
1:54:49 And he says, Adam it was a pleasure meeting you. After leaving I thought the fistful of singles is not adequate to show the value i'd receive from you and John this is not either It's 200 bucks but it's a step in that right direction producers get to a meet up they're full of wonderful people fantastic conversations and not a douchebag insight Mark is actually the owner and operator of Artisan Glass Designers hit it John Artists and glass designers in Arlington, Texas. That was a very nice guy we had a nice chat yesterday He did give me a fistful of singles And there's a couple more donations that we will be mentioning will do a second segment today because we do have A number of 50s and he got some other stuff to do so We have some and we do have some things you need to discuss on the show So the people let's see who stuck with us here and
1:55:42 And see what did we lose? Oh, it's only like 150 left or so. Very good people! Thank you to these executive and associate executive producers we appreciate extremely appreciate what you've done by supporting the show and these titles are real You can use them anywhere where titles are appropriate and credits are appropriate Now you can put them on IMDB which if you want to see Dana Brunetti there he's there All kinds of Hollywood bigwigs put their No Agenda credits there. In fact, who was telling me yesterday that someone named Dan... There was some movie and they were looking at the producers or as they looked up some of the actors in the credits of this movie and they didn't give me the last name but some Dan
1:56:29 had listed on his IMDb producer of the No Agenda show with some specific episode. I mean it's insane, the amount of high rolling bigwigs who listen to this show and support it is just crazy that's why we're the best podcast in the universe want to be an executive associate executive producer go here Dvorak dot org slash N A And again thank you all for supporting us here for episode 1555 Our formula is this We go out, we hit people in the mouth Order! Shut up, slave! Shhhhh... shut up, slave.