1:51:53 Julie Dame Julie Bunny is she already a Dame? Let me see. She's from Rockford, Illinois $1,000 so this may be an insta-daming. Let's see. It's her handwritten note Let's switch aroo as well. Darlings, darlings Dame Julie Bunny the Hustafarian from Rockford, Illinois making a very late birthday donation to my husband Lever John who shares a birthday with John C. Dvorak And with the same first name, isn't that weird? When's your birthday? April 5th. I hit him hard in the mouth at the beginning of the plan-demic and he's never missed an episode. Becoming a loyal troll is on his New Year's resolution list and probably the only resolution he has. The Christmas night to be desired to be knighted John the Unde-douchable, if that's not taken. He'd like a full bottle of canard du chien with lobster. Tell us about the canard du chien.
1:52:49 That's, uh, Kynard Duchenne. That is like, uh, uh, some cheap sparkling wine. You stumped him! You stumped him for it! Well, no, it's Kynard is like what, duck? It's duck, yeah. Duchenne. Duck, and chen is dog. Mm-hmm. Duck dog. What's the name of those? Do you have some cheap champagne stuff? It's not dog like chen, it's Duchenne. D-U-C-H-E-N-E. Canard douche in canard dash douche in with lobster and an EpiPen
1:53:28 Because that's a good idea. Okay. All right. EpiPen. I don't do we do we have those cold? Maybe it's cold duck. I think might be what we're referring to. That's the I couldn't remember it, but that was a cheap champagne used to be sold all over the country. I don't remember it. No, cold, cold duck or something like that. And it was just junk. I can't afford anything more than it's like it's like cooks. Prosecco is a good product, by the way. And so okay, so this is a switcheroo So we need to put a lover John in there and he will be the John the undeducible now She she asked for a couple of ices. Please. Can he have an ISO? She lists a number here I believe every word which I don't believe we have hail science these ISOs that we've had that you are familiar with and
1:54:21 Oh wait, I'm sorry. There is a... Hail Science! No, not... Okay. That's from Futurama. Believe every word... I mean... No, see, believe every word... No, I don't have that. I don't think so. I don't have... Believe... No, I do not have a believe every word. 33 everywhere. 33 everywhere. No, but that doesn't exist. Oh wait. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm incorrect. We do have it. It was 33 everywhere. I didn't know any of these. You've been lied to? You've been lied to? Oh, you know what? I stand corrected. You have been lied to. And they need the money? Well, this is...
1:55:06 It's like they were slipped into your database as Britain. Yeah, but see, I looked at like they need the money, I don't have. And then of course we have the final one. I call bull crap. I call bull crap. So we got those. My favorite. We got those. Hey, thank you very much. And I'm going to actually change that right now into the switcheroo. So it will be John the Unde-douchable. Okay, let me do that now. Switcheroo. Switcheroo. while you read the next one. This is $500 by the way. So he's been listening for a year, stowing away cash to finally give back value for everything you both have given me. Nice! I figured what better way to start off the new year with a donation of crackpot and buzzkill officially beginning my journey to knighthood. I've been doing my best to punch people in the mouth here in Franklin, Tennessee. And I think it is starting to stick with some folks. A hearty in the morning Joe Biden whole load and some jobs karma as I run a mechanic shop
1:56:19 I'm a running mechanic as I run a mechanic shop in and am trying to fill positions with good people who believe in treating people right now and working an honest job for honest money. Right, I wasn't that's that's a How I'm printing to say how America he says thank you for her Thank you both for the value and entertainment you've both have given Jacob. All right, I think we can do this Just the thing I do Quentin Wells is from Cisco, Texas. 347, thank you so much. The last donation for PayPal made me a knight, but I had a problem. Everybody used to call me Q, but the 2020 elections and following craziness of the QAnon movement has tainted that nickname. But I'm going with Sir Q of the Eastland County. The most important thing I would like to say to you both is since listening to you, I've made drastic lifestyle changes. Oh now.
1:57:28 I moved from a nice college city with a good state job but no ambition. I then moved to a small town where I garden, raise animals and know all my neighbors. I have a better sense of myself and what I can accomplish. Much of this has to do with your deconstruction of the lies in the media. I'd fallen for them. Lies! Your work is important and I'm happy to support the best podcast in the universe. Thanks Quentin Wells and you will be bestowed with the title Quentin thank you. That's a beautiful note that it really it means so much when people say that I have to question it did this little podcast really make that difference that he moved the moved he left Did you hit your head he left the city hit head left a good job in the city? Moved to a little town working for the man every night and day. That's right Victor Carmona in Hatchborough, Pennsylvania is on the list of three and thirty three dollars I
1:58:26 Exactly why it's above the 333.33, I'm not sure. I hope this note reaches you for show 1518 on the eve of the epiphany of our Lord. This tradition is the last day of Christmas on the Western Church. That's right. New Year's is tomorrow in Russia. Yes. In fact, this is kind of funny because the Ukrainian... No, no, no, no, no. Christmas is the sixth or seventh... I'm sorry, it's New Year's. New Year's. And 12th, the 12th, no, the 12th is New Year's. I thought the Russian New Year's was the 7th. Yeah, I got corrected on that. Okay, well we'll look into it for the next... Hey, but Sir Gene, Sir Gene, he's listening. Sir Gene, text me. Yeah, where's Christmas, when's New Year's? Maybe it's Christmas. Whatever the case...
1:59:22 There was a guy sent me a note about this, I think it may have been Victor, and he says the curious thing is that the Orthodox Church in Russia does this, you know, they move all these dates in January, but the Ukrainians switch to the normal Christian days to kiss our ass. No, well, basically they've shut down all the Orthodox churches in Ukraine. And they're making a mess and a ruckus and kicking people around. This is a disaster. Yes, it's a big disaster. It's horrible. But everyone's... and we'll talk about it later. Kevin McCarthy's got a little Ukrainian pin on this, what he wears. Oh goodness. Also known as Old Christmas, January 6th is often recognized as the 12th day of Christmas, and concluding the Christian holiday.
2:00:11 holiday season and commemorating in the arrival of the three wise men in my native Puerto Rico little kids leave grass and water to the camels for the long trip to the three wise men for the three For the long trip, the three wise men have, sorry about that, have made an exchange, you always like to brag about my cold reads. That's great. The three wise men have made an exchange, we get presents. Does this sound familiar? Value for value? Oops, oops, oops, oops, sorry. What, what? I'm sorry, I don't know why that's happening. The holiday is very popular in all of Hispanic America and I found out that even the Dutch celebrate it.
2:00:51 Yeah, I wonder if Adam had drie koningen brood for the festivities. Yes, it's three kings bread. Absolutely. What about oil pancakes or whatever it is? Oil balls. Olibolle, oil balls. Yeah, that's New Year's. They have that, that's a big, that's a Christmas celebration in New Orleans. No, it's a... Yeah, where they had the big oil rig blew up and the oil balls rolled on shore and they ate them. No, New Year's in the Netherlands we have appelflappe and olibolle met poedersuiker. Unfortunately, he continues, here in America this is Insurrection Day! Oh yeah, that's right, January 6th! What a great day to do that on! Wow, perfect, the 12th day of Christmas. Thanks to the liberals who are not happy to steal Christmas from us, these people are sick. That's very funny. I'll give to me the executive producer credit, can I have Jobs Karma and some Rev. Al, Victor Carmona, you're
2:01:55 Puerto Rican, no agenda, grand gentleman. R-E-S-P-I-C-T Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Thank you, Victor. Good note. Sir Bryguy is in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Sends us our favorite number, 333.33. Hi guys! with triple Z simply could not stay sane in this fear porn 24-hour news cycle nonsense without the grounding y'all provide. Here's another one. I give to my church, I give to you, no agenda matters now more than ever. Best wishes and best wishes in 23. No jingles, no karma. Sir Bryguy from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Thank you. Beautiful.
2:02:44 Oh, hold on a second. Sir Gene just responded. Gene, in the orthodox... not orthodox, just Russian. What is Christmas? What day is Christmas? And what day is New Year? That's what we want. Thanks. Okay. David Lane in Manassas, Virginia is 33333. I don't have a note for him. So I'll continue with Sir Don. Wait, he gets a double up. He gets a double up. No, no, double karma. Double karma. You've got karma. Sir Don in Chandler, Arizona with the note of the day. 33333. No jingles, no karma. Love is lit. Love, Sir Don.
2:03:21 Yeah, we got David Hook in Forestelle, Missouri. 333.33. It's the 14th anniversary of my 33rd birthday. January 4th, yesterday. Hmm, I thought that was supposed to make me sound younger. Dedoosh please and thanks for the deconstruction. You've been dedooshed. Denya. Denya. I just realized I made a mistake. We could have easily asked chat GPT. What for the answer to this? Oh, yeah, we could have cuz that's old news Anyway, Friday, January 7th is Christmas and the 14th is New Year. There you go That's from a Russian to dispute it all you want. The 14th is New Year. That's what sir. Gene just said He's the Duke of Texas. Well, he would know yeah, Daniel pad, Dan. Yeah, Dan. Yeah pack in Lago Vista, Texas
2:04:20 Passed on the note 333 we don't have a note from her so I'll continue with our no double ups. We don't do double I keep forgetting Now we go to Sonoma's Washington for a $250 associate executive producer donation from Natalie Martin I'm going to a meetup and I don't want to be a douchebag. Does that mean she wants a de-douching? I guess she does. You've been de-douched. Can you imagine somebody listening to this show and hearing the following?
2:05:04 It's been about six months that I was hit in the mouth by Midnight Mike, Joe aka Flavorton, and Cretchit belated jingle bingle, and I thought it was insane to donate this much money to a podcast. Yet here I am. Please accept this donation of 222.22 in exchange for being the best podcast in the universe and a de-douche in which we will save you. You've been de-douched. That old cretchit. Please give the entire audience and some party horn karma at the end.
2:05:42 As for me, I would love to hear I got ants live performance by mr. Dvorak. Bye Well, uh now which now which horn does she want? Does she want the horn? Does she want that? All right, you gotta do the ants I got ants Dun da da dun, dun da da da da. I got ants. Dun da da dun, dun da da. Thank you. Sir Bates is in Bloomington, Minnesota. Oh, he has a note here. Hold on a second. Sir Bates is... is he a master?
2:06:24 What? Oh boy. Sir Bates, let me see, is this... yes here he is. It's on a card 219.19. Thank you for your... I love how it's fill in the blank. Hope your Christmas brings one fine moment after another. Adam and John, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. Sir Bates from the California light state of What is that? Minnesota nuts. Oh my god, Minnesota nuts. Donation includes a 15 cent cash checking surcharge. You sent cash? That's kind of, that's cool. No, he sent a check. It was a check. Oh, okay. Oh, I gotcha. I gotcha. Steel Empire in Glasboro, New Jersey, $233. $200.33. Me love you long time. D-douche me now. You've been D-douched.
2:07:23 And our last Associate Executive Producer, Joseph Amory in Piscataway, New Jersey. No need to read this on the show. I did! Man, you got me! Just keep it up. Thanks for all the years of sanity. Thank you very much for your associate executive producership. And these are of course all Forever titles. You are really an official executive producer or associate executive producer of the No Agenda Show episode 1518. You can put it anywhere credits are recognized. Even if they're not, just put it wherever you want. LinkedIn, IMDB. Go ahead and look around for some No Agenda credits on IMDB. You'll see some big names there.
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