1:38:58 kicking it off with Anna Rogers from the Plains, Virginia with $1,000, which is always just one of those, wow, that's always flabbergasting to me that you value us that highly. Well, thank you. And she says, thank you for your courage, John and Adam. I found you during the COVID lockdowns when I was trying to survive living in Silicon Valley. Hope this helps you as you help me. Yes, and thank you, Anna. And we continue, we believe that we continue to help people at least keeping your sanity so you know you're not the only one through every, through the nuclear war threat, through the Ebola threat, through the hyperinflation threat, through the lack of, they're going to shut down the energy grid threat, all of this. You want to come to Adam and John for your sanity. And here we are. We're here for you.
1:39:52 And she's gonna be blue, so I guess she's being knighted. I don't know if we have a name. Did she give us a... Well, I guess it's Dame Anna Rogers. She will be damed. Let me just double check and make sure. She must be. Yeah, Dame Anna. Okay, we leave it at that. Meanwhile, a new agenda is shot for parts unknown for some unknown reason. 56183. starts off with, don't read location. The latest slice of No Agenda Shop's profits, that's nice, is ready. Putin's price hike may be reducing our margins, but we're happy to stick around thanks to the best producers in the universe and listeners like you. No jingles, no karma, on with the show. Hey, nice. And what's their website address? Noagendashop.com. Wow. There's no official affiliation between No Agenda Show and noagendashop.com.
1:40:47 No, not really. Not really? No, nothing. We got no contract. They take the art and make it into mugs and shirts and hats and who knows whatever they feel like and they give money to the artist. And then they throw a piece of it our way. Exactly. Yeah, it's fine. And the bonus? The bonus is if we did all this ourselves we'd be losing money. And no meetings. No meetings always no all hands on deck meetings. All right, everybody We made a hundred thousand of these shirts and no one's buying them. All right, everybody We have an all-hands meeting today about the shirts you imagine John we have to have a zoom call with the shop guys because you know, we're there something's wrong You imagine that in our life? No, it's happened
1:41:38 Not in our current life. How much have we learned? Yes, Michael Shepard is from Ashland, Nebraska and hits us up with 333 dot 33 one of our favorite executive producer donations and he wants mac and cheese screw your freedom for the jingles in the morning gents I'd like to thank you for your entertaining deconstruction of the media also would like to throw a shout out to sir pasty for hitting me in the mouth about five years ago and I'd like to plug my new business one 1SKsupplements.com. 1SKSupplements.com. We specialize in a variety of supplements and coffee. Because who doesn't like that combo?
1:42:21 More products to come. Most of all, I would like to call out Darius Miller as a douchebag. Love and lit? Stay lit? We shall. Johordan Olson is next. He's in Bellevue, Nebraska, 333, and he's our last executive producer in this short, very short list today. In the morning, and by the way, I'm going to, I've decided that when we have these very short lists, we don't have a lot of these, it goes shorter, the second half's gonna be just as short. I have a new policy. I have clips.
1:43:12 that are about, and they're titled, and it's coming up, it'll be coming up, Pathetic Dog Tales. These are heartbreaking dog tales that will make you feel lousy. Oh, so people will donate? Yeah. Oh, it's it's sad puppy come to life. Sad puppy come to life. Anyways, Jordan Olson in Bellevue says in the morning fam, let's get this thing started with a de-douching. You've been de-douched. Yeah, we still got some. We got a few. Today's the day I finally reach knighthood. I'd like to be known as
1:43:51 Okay, here's what I'm going to read. A-S-M-I-R Jor, J-H-O-R. I like it being known as... I think it should be known as... I think it's Sir Jor, I think is what it is. Sir, okay, let's assume it's sir. Jordan if it's not sir, Jordan will change it later. Yeah, can I get some imitation crab meat? Sure stuff's cheap and Tito's which is not a cheap vodka. No at the roundtable I'd like to have a shout out to sir pasty and another good dessert another surpassed. That's interesting. I
1:44:30 And let him know that he can shut up now. Oh, both these guys are in Nebraska, so surpass to call them both out. How about that? And let him know he can shut up now. Thanks for all that you do and keep up the good work. That's interesting, sir. Pasty's done his job. Well done, Pasty. Can I get a brief five-hour long loop of ants? You know, I actually have queued up the full end of show mix for today's end of show. So I'll just give you a little... Taste. A little taste, a little preview, and I'll finish that off with some goat for you. I got ants.
1:45:09 I got ants. You've got karma. All right. Wait for that. You will love it. The full song, end of show. Sir Antonio is our first and only Associate Executive Producer for today. $200. But Sir Antonio does come to us from Madrid in España. Greetings from Spain he says. Happy birthday to me on October 9th and you're on the list of course. Jingles, biscuits for my birthday and massive job and health karmas. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. I don't know about massive but I can give you the good one. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
1:46:01 Karma. Wow, that was short. It's a short list. That's our list of associate executive producer and executive producer. By the way, we do have a few listeners in Spain. I want to do a shout out to them. I was told when I was there that they like listening to our show because we enunciate. And they practice their English, you know, listening to us. These are English speaking Spanish. And I would like to say for all those who like it for that reason, newpodcastapps.com, our show has transcripts which you can read along as we're speaking. As we're speaking? Yes. Yeah. It's like a live show. That's not even possible. No, but they listen on the podcast. And the podcast, we have captions running underneath. You didn't know that? No. Yeah.
1:46:57 And they're searchable. We're unbelievable. They're searchable, so you can go in and say, oh, I heard John talk about something. Now, the downside is people think your name is John C., but otherwise, these things work great. Well, thank you very much to these executive and the associate executive producer. You now have forever credits. These will always be valid for episode 1493 of the best podcast in the universe. You can say it proudly that you supported us and please display your title wherever it's recognized. LinkedIn, IMDB, start a new IMDB. Just go ahead and take a look how many already are using that who are actual Hollywood professionals.
1:47:38 We appreciate that and if you'd like to learn more how to support the show go here to vorac.org Slash and a and a reminder time talent treasure. It's all up to you and we appreciate it. Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth I do have a, my second clips, my second batch of clips here are about Ian and the aftermath. Oh man. I got some interesting stuff, but I want to start off with the pathetic dog tail. Yes, for this low show of hands. For the low results we got for today. This includes everyone. So let's start with this dog tail. This is a heartbreaker. It's not a sad, it's happy.