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00:00 Bwahahahaha! Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak It's Thursday June 2nd 2022 this is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 1456 This is no agenda Flying the colors proudly and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA region number 6 In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley where it can't get out my head that Adam injured himself playing air drums I'm John C. Dvorak Hey man, that's pre-show stuff. That's not for just podcast listeners... That's the special stuff that we share with the trolls who show up! I just can't get it out of my head Well they have this desk lamp and I was doing I was going pop pop I was playing along with Bowie And then I was gonna do the cymbal crash from on the upswing which is a cool way to do it

01:01 And then it went my index finger the top one right into the desk lamp. Right to the bone! Doubt it... Me and Tommy Lee, man this is shit that happens to us drummers Anyway hey John happy Pride Month Oh is it pride month? It's pride month yes Good I think it was last month No no I think its this month and you know what the LGBTQ plus community gets for Pride Month Uh, no. Monkeypox! The CDC issuing a new warning now about monkey pox All Americans of course can get the virus but they're saying right now that the LGBTQ plus community should be especially cautious at the moment ahead of the pride facilities coming... Pride festivities So hold on a second Is this is this a month that we celebrate uh pride for LGBT for our LGBTQ allied brothers and sisters?

02:02 Or is this a month where we have sex? Because that's what this news report is telling me. CDC is saying, hey it's Pride Month y'all so back off a little. Monkeypox comes from sex?! Apparently unity should be especially cautious at the moment ahead of the pride facilities coming in private Facilities yeah coming next month. The CDC is reporting many of the cases so far are among gay and bisexual men Disease can't be passed to anyone I'm sorry it's men my mistake Just meant but anyway, I think you're right And let me say it again So you hear it? You were right you nailed it

02:47 monkeypox being blamed on climate change I'm sure you saw the professor did not know your tear you're indicating that i was right before I even realized it yes Professor Staines we both knew I was right well of course I did not argue in fact I was pissed like crap beat me to eat meat to it Professor stains of what is this DCU have to figure out which university that is explained Climate change is driving animal populations out of their normal ranges and human populations into areas where animals live. You see, this is how it works climate change is pushing people into cities as pushing animals into closer proximity with people And we're seeing connections that we never saw before but wait here's the quote Here's the money quote This is what living with climate change looks like Oh please We having nothing but local a lot of local reports

03:46 has about cougars, they're all over the place. And so there's at least one cougar report every evening news somebody found a cougar in their backyard or... They have cougars at the Steakhouse Steiner Ranch here in Austin Cougars! It's different kind of cougar Actually I should've caught that immediately But then we also have bears now that we're seeing bears roaming around and where they shouldn't be Yeah, you have a bear and a bear in Marin or some bear. There's not a wild boar in Marin I think that we just have to be on the lookout for pangolin when they start moving into your neighborhood.

04:31 Exactly. It was, uh... What was this? Another 20 second clip about the monkeypox The World Health Organization is not expecting monkey pox to turn into a global pandemic There are at least 257 confirmed cases worldwide and another 120 suspected infections including 12 suspected or confirmed cases here in the US One top official at the world body said- Wait! Stop! Mmhmm? Stop tape! Stopping?! Wait a minute, how did they work the gay pride thing in with only 12 cases throughout the US? Because they all the one gay pride parade which one of them or something. Yeah, I don't get it now yeah well I mean this is a tistically bullcrap yes It's using um it's using the gay leveraging the gays once again leveraging Yes that thank you You said exactly spot on the money confirmed cases here in the US One top official at The World Body says they don't want people to panic and think monkey pox is anything like kovat

05:29 Well, of course. Please don't think that! Whatever you think don't think that! Don't think that!" But I guess although it's very hard to get any real information there is nothing on the who dot int website or any reporting...I think those amendments, what they call Biden's 13 amendments to the international health regulations? It appears that votes for that weren't enough or it failed And this would be because 47 members of AFRO, the Federated African Countries. 47 of them said no! We're withholding our support for these reforms and let me see I think also Brazil Russia India China South Africa Iran and Malaysia also said No! Brazil said it would exit the WHO altogether if this went through

06:28 So maybe it worked a little bit, everyone running around with their hair on fire about it. Especially those African podcasters! Good. Yeah, I'm quite happy with it you remember what the 13 were? I forgot him Do you have them the 13 amendments yeah well that the main amendment was Who can declare a pandemic right? Anyway, it's good to know yeah they can they can declare a pandemic and then use their own their resources to Helmets Yes, blue helmets incoming as always. As always since we're here let me just do a quick little update on what's happening in COVID

07:14 just so we can do it because you know, we got to keep our eye on it. Very short clips and here in the US the Biden administration is fighting to reinstate the federal mask mandate on planes and mass transit that mandate was ruled unlawful by a federal judge in April now The Justice Department is asking an appeals court to bring back the mask mandate saying it was easily within the CDC's authority So there seems to be quite a push for bringing the masks back several states cities are enough I'm sorry? And, as you mentioned after the science has shown they're useless. I think even The New York Times had some something that i saw people...I haven't read it myself but yeah it shows is pretty much useless but maybe this type of messaging is what makes it work

07:59 There's a lot of COVID. If it feels like you're starting to notice more people... This by the way is a local ABC report so it may sound like it's a TikToker but that's your level of local journalism. There's a lot of COVID! If it feels like you're starting to notice more people getting COVID-19 again, that's because they are. I'm starting to see a lot of students be positive again coworkers that are positive, just contacts that are positive. It's not gone." Experts say we're in the midst of yet another COVID-19 wave. But at the moment the cases are going up hospitalizations are going up test positivity is going up what health officials are keeping a close eye on right now is the United States is currently recording as many COVID 19 cases as it was last summer during the Delta surge We've really enjoyed a nice little break for a little while here

08:49 But unfortunately at the moment we're headed in the other direction. That's why researchers are predicting cases to rise after gatherings this holiday weekend they say when we have an opportunity like a holiday for people to get together there's going to be risk for spread especially right now doctors say the people most at risk for spreading and getting the virus aside from anyone unvaccinated are people who aren't boosted. Anyone who has not been and boosted vaccinations should really start thinking about those boosters right now. Right now think about it so you know the booster is pushing more I don't think that's working really well we hear it from you know the pharma pigs themselves saying oh we got seven billion vaccines nobody wants them but I think for the mask industry and related industries, there's something to be done here

09:44 Go ahead say it. Your pal, your buddy the one that you're in love with? Yeah for an entire five days until I discovered she was a lying lying shill And then I saw exactly what she is because she's very enamoring for an upper middle-aged woman with, you know... She's elegant has titles and was in the Navy. And then you find out that she's the one that was going to every single governor into all the local state governments and saying oh you got a lockdown You gotta have me got mass mandates. You gotta have this you gotta have that! That's even admitted by

10:26 The doctor who was in Trump, he just had a book come out. Scott... There's too many Scots in the world! Anyway... You know who I'm talking about. Trolls should know it He even said you know Burks was really uh... Not Galloway not Gottlieb Come on people! No it's not Gottleib that's the shill from Pfizer! Oh Adams? No that's the shill from Dilbert! Okay Atlas, thank you very much Scott Atlas. There you go. Oh my goodness Bring him into it that your brothers on yourself No That's that's because in his book that just came out that a producer gave me gave gave us actually He says the person responsible for that was Burke She was the one that was out on the road

11:23 So we have that evidence and now she's back as the you know, as COVID is getting worse and we've got apparently one of these PCR tests home test. I don't know there's no data no information anymore You know, there's nothing on the screen on the right hand side so we're not tracking it yet but But she reappears and we already mentioned this that she was going through a transformation with her hair. Now, John if you didn't know it was Deborah Birx you would have a hard time recognizing her She's done away with the scarves now she is doing very bright

11:59 And this is like, intelligence officer identity change 101. And of course it comes from an intelligence background. She is completely turning into a different person same message but a different person and its a very bad look now by the way the blonde of her hair is beautiful but clearly not a Pierre cut It's not a Davos shape either. It is too long to be age appropriate in my opinion as a television producer, but I mean you should see if you can see an updated picture of her online because it's freaky! So she has changed her identity and i'm thinking is this because she so embarrassed at what she did? No maybe she was one of those women

12:50 No, because if you look back historically you have to go back really far to see a real difference in her I don't think she's one of these like Madonna. This is like a Madonna level switch remember Madonna go like what that's Madonna and all sudden boom That's Madonna And now these days that's Madonna. Um, no please listen to Listen to Berks. I mean Disagree. Oh, I see her how she looks terrible. She'll say an old woman Now listen carefully because in this we'll soon discover what her agenda is.

13:28 The key thing about masking is you have to wear them in order for them to work. And so when you see these rates in cities, it's because a lot of us when we get together, um, We don't wear masks and with our friends and families around the dining room table. And frankly that's where a lot of spread is occurring When you're in contact with people and their air that they are breathing because it remains suspended in the air then that can be a very real reason why it isn't really evident that masks are working well. But I know masks work well because i have worn them in multiple situations where people on either side of me were positive and I have not become infected, and the nine of us in my immediate household that have had to stay negative because we have vulnerable people in our households

14:15 We've upgraded our masks to make sure that they are working and they fit well. And so I still mask on airlines, but mandates should never be an excuse for not empowering the American people with the knowledge that they need to understand why masks work and why they should be used in certain situations. Sometimes we use mandates because we don't want to take time to explain science and data and really have people understand who should be using them and why they should be using them. So, wait a minute what kind of science is this? I was at a table that some people had COVID and I had a mask so I know it works hey i was at the table I know people had COVID I didn't have a mask so I know masks don't aren't necessary you can use that as if...that's not scientific in any way

15:09 So she possibly is telling fibs for an agenda. I really had to think about this, like what it's going on now? I know that her daughter... This doesn't hurt. Her daughter works with the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. That's fine It's probably even more fine that her daughter works there because I found several news articles that explain exactly what's happening Dr Deborah Burkes is now the chief science officer of Active Pure Active Pure, see all of her examples were indoors. So Active Pure is an air filtration company proven to reduce over 99.9% of the virus that causes COVID-19 yes both on surfaces and in the air

15:56 Exactly. Well, we know that COVID-19 doesn't transmit by surfaces but that was discovered a year or two after the fact... Hello! You don't have Dr Deborah Birx as your chief science officer so shut up okay? I have her right here. Deborah what do you think? So there's your after sales from the elite who kind of couldn't hang she couldn't hang I don't get the hair like this. Not that i care but, you know you're like a hair nut." This is it she's in tv spokesmodel mode because pretty soon they'll be hi i'm dr deborah birx would you like your family to be safe or Hi! I am Dr Deborah Birx Would You Like Your Company and Employees To Feel Safe? Have your HR contact active pure today Because without It you could have lawsuits

16:48 Telling you it's a genius that you can have lawsuits angle is the real sales pitch speaking of such Can you give us an update on me poo? Me poo. Yeah, oh Come on man about Amber. Yes I'm hip with it now how I know the lingo And you caught it pretty quick so Did that's the only thing? I have I may have one lone clip that just has one anomaly in it I don't think, maybe I don't. Hold on... I promised that would play that jingle if we did this as well you should. I will say a couple of things about the case was resolved with Depp getting 15 million and then she got 2 million for something her lawyer said. The analysis is kind of interesting after the fact by some of the lawyers on the court TV which in public didn't get to hear too much

17:49 No, for one thing Amber Heard didn't write that piece in the Washington Post. It was written by some lawyers and the ACLU They say that she could sue them both. Oh, who said they can sue? These lawyers? The core TV experts are all a bunch of superstar lawyers that come on there and yak about stuff and they said yeah they could be liable because their the ones...they're lawyers! They should know what libel looks like when they write it up She should turn around and sue him for the 10 million bucks. By the way, the only winner of any court case is always the lawyers Did you see them? That's what I saw they were celebrating they were crying Oh my god we made a million bucks! They're being cheered The other thing is that this media has skewed this thing in favor of Amber Heard for some unknown reason Mimi's completely baffled by it

18:48 And, for example...one example is that it's made to sound as though Johnny Depp won the basic case for 10 million bucks and punitive he got 5. Five million punitive but in Virginia the maximum punitive by law is only 350 thousand so the judge has to pull that back to 350. But they make it sound that nobody mentions this, that little factoid is not mentioned by the media. They just make it sound like well maybe it's a little unfair and so she pulled it back to 350. I wish had some examples of this!

19:30 You do? No, not really. In fact I want you to move it along because people are rolling their eyes Well they should... Actually most people are kind of interested in this This woman seems to be a borderline personality disorder psycho and she just lied all along The jury saw through it and that was the end of her I have a question for you as our resident expert Did we ever find out who pooped in the bed No. That's not a payoff! They should have done a DNA sample, I don't know why they didn't take it and threw the poop out The Root had this headline which was fun to pick up Amber Heard Verdict Sends A Message To Black Women Everywhere What? Yes If the mistreatment of a wealthy blonde haired blue-eyed white actress is ridiculed by the world what does that mean for black women

20:28 These are very... People hard up for something to write about. Yeah, these are articles that are not helpful but the Root is pretty popular No these are not helpful articles, these are just making things worse and I don't see that Amber supposedly is going to appeal but honestly she's broke She's broken more ways than one To me it was two junkies They're both junkies Two junkies. High-end junkies! I'm sorry, hey that's a possible title high end junkies i kind of like or that could be that's a band name high end junkies well to any band can name themselves that yeah i think you're right they're both high-end junkies high and to an extreme yep i mean she drink i think her wine of choice thanks to johnny is vaguely cecilia that's very expensive rioja i know you paid attention to that

21:25 I, well yeah. Of course this fabulous news overshadowed more Hunter Biden stuff, overshadowed the Sussman trial pretty much overshadowed anything else and even the numbers if you all the stations cut to it live oh everyone was so jacked up about it So lots of stuff happened that we missed that was not in the media since we deconstructed Oh by the way Tim has been working on the website, adding some more actually podcasting 2.0 features to the website and guess what else is there? The mission statement! Yes right from the home page at the top is our mission statement you click on that and then you can understand what's going on. And we also have... Before complaining to us read that. We also have been gifted noagenda.net Oh so it's getting shorter and shorter

22:25 Or from No Agenda Show to... No agenda.com Now dot-com is some band called no agenda? I know, it's just they break up! No, i think two of the guys are dead and they're not playing you know the other guys that are in a fight Well, just a matter of time. You know we do have our 15th anniversary and I think episode 1500 all coming up near the end of this year don't we? Yeah that's hope that'll make up for lost time. Lost... okay what is it a time machine yes uh all right since you mentioned it should we get back to the topics yeah let's go let's go to Durham loses ah

23:11 Excellent. There's been a major defeat for a special counsel appointed to uncover possible wrongdoing while the government investigated Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential campaign John Durham who was appointed during the Trump administration failed to win a conviction in his first courtroom test and PR justice correspondent Kerry Johnson reports Prosecutors accused attorney Michael Sussman of lying to the FBI during a meeting that took place weeks before the 2016 election. The jury took only about six hours to reach a verdict, not guilty. I told the truth to the FBI and the jury clearly recognized that with their unanimous verdict today. That's Sussman addressing a crowd outside the courthouse

23:54 Despite being falsely accused, I'm relieved that justice ultimately prevailed in my case. This was the first case to go before a jury in a criminal probe that was launched when Donald Trump was still president. Former Attorney General Bill Barr appointed Durham to examine the origins of the FBI investigation into the former president and Russia. Trump had hoped Durham would find something shady or dodgy about the investigators. Three years later, Durham has turned up very little Shortly before Sussman spoke, seven members of the jury filed out of the courthouse. I caught up with a forewoman who didn't want to share her name She said quote, I think we could have spent our time more wisely It didn't pan out in the government's favor and that's on them she added

24:37 Sussman's lawyers adopted a blunter tone. They said Sussman never should have been charged in the first place and called the case extraordinary prosecutorial overreach politics is no substitute for evidence, they said What kind of read was that? Where was that from just out of curiosity take it with us see It was very slanted against Trump and this whole case and the whole idea there's even going on Take a guess Oh, NPR? Yeah. Wow! That's a... She can't read she needs some help. Some coaches the way that they can read. That's how they read its code so I So this case was a flop, I mean the jury was mishandled It was like a bunch of Hillary supporters and even Sussman's I'm told one of Sussman's Daughters friends who? Was he but this is the problem This is what

25:37 I mean, this is the only thing you'll hear conservative right-wing... screw it! Megyn Kelly, Tim Pool. They'll be talking about this for days and days. Oh so unfair! I have one clip as far as i go. It's so wrong and it was stacked in your friends of course if in a way though jury of your peers is exactly what they got and so that's that says more about Washington DC Yeah, I watched the disease then than anything at all but it also obfuscates such an easy one that all these these jim oaks are talking around in circles and they're missing the the announcement

26:25 by the US Cybersecurity Infrastructure Agency, CISA. Remember these are the people who were responsible for all the computer systems also voting systems in in the previous election they bulked up and made sure everything was the most secure election history and so now we have the CISA announcing electronic voting machines from a leading vendor used in at least 16 states has software vulnerabilities that leave them susceptible to hijacking if unaddressed. Now of course, they follow that up by saying there's no evidence the flaws in the Dominion voting systems equipment have been exploited to alter election results in the past but this is the news! I mean so now all of a sudden we have a problem with these voting machines really?

27:16 I would have never...I'm shocked. Shocked? I'm shocked, I'd never heard of any such a thing and ever hear that there be a voting machine as electronic it's not just that thing you pull and you know and then clicks over. I still think we go back to the finger in the inkwell personally but this is from Associated Press. We've never had that ever Oh, no but in Afghanistan we did. That's what I said in the Middle East you can do that yeah well maybe it was who we should do here you might be right that's what I just said only you gave me shit over it! I did because you said we should go back to as if we ever had done that uh so...I gave you shit about your timeline thank you uh I'm personally from The Netherlands so Did they? What?! They did that there?? No idea

28:13 Now you're just messing around. I'm trying to Biden you man! Alright, so we have this and everyone's talking around in circles all the so-called free media are being led by the nose to talk about the Sussman part whereas this is much more interesting and let's have a little in depth knowledge about what kind of vulnerabilities We don't get any of that from the tech press. No, they're too busy saying crypto is crashing but Senator Mo Brooks... Why'd you bring that in out of the blue? They're to busy talking about Amber Heard and they're going You're right! Mo Brooks is a senator where's he from Mo Brooks or Mo

29:01 I think he's Alabama, isn't he? Something like that. Missouri? So he's on... Missouri sounds right. He's on Fox News and just to show you how... And voting machines have not come up in the conversation a minute before what just happened when i'm going to play. Voting machines have not come up at all it's all about January 6th and etc. The insurrection! No, he's not saying the insurrection And then all of a sudden the Fox News model throws this shit out. But what is now done in 2020 is irreversible under the United States Constitution and the United States Code, and I'm one of those who believes in law and order. I might not like it that that's the endgame but that IS the endgame

29:45 And just to go on the record, there has been still no evidence or proof provided that there was any sort of fraud in that. Well no, that's wrong I don't know why you people in the media keep saying that but it is absolutely false That is absolutely false You keep saying it every time but that's absolutely false News model meets your mask You had 150 congressmen and senators who absolutely disagreed with you on what you just said. So why are you calling them? Why do you call them when you say 150 Republican Senators and Congressmen looked at the voter fraud issue, and said there was a major problem What are you calling the Commission on Federal Election Reform, a bipartisan committee with Jimmy Carter on the one hand and James Baker or Ronald Reagan White House Chief of Staff on the other back in 2005 who analyzed the systemic weaknesses, the systemic flaws in our election system and warned us that elections are going to be stolen if we don't fix these problems. And those problems were not fixed. So I do not know who is telling you there's

30:43 Moe is basically reading the Wikipedia on elections from memory I might add and the news model's gonna try and get the conversation back. She's not going to get a thing past him This is fantastic, but you know what's happening? The control room is sending her... She doesn't know this because you can see her looking at it. You can't see that, of course with our show she's looking down and getting her info. She's getting shit in her ear. Meanwhile there is steam starting to smoke. Smoke is starting to come from the orifices. The courts and the judges... No no wait time out don't go into that! Don't go into that!

31:26 The courts do not have the... Wait a minute. No, no I'm getting in the last word on this one because you just made a false statement okay? The courts are not the final arbiter of who wins federal election contests Congress is that is required by the United States Constitution that is required by the United States Code for congressmen and senators and the president So don't be surprised that courts don't use certain... He's schooling her on constitutional issues now. The Fox News model is going down! Let me just quote the GOP commissioner in Wisconsin, in the Wall Street Journal today printed and I will read it verbate. This is my mid clip kicker

32:12 Verbatim. Now before we laugh too hard, is there... what does verbatim actually mean? Is there such a word? I don't know. Because it's verbatim and you... Verbatim is the word you use in that context. Let's see well here's here is verbate all right so I think if she's correct just by accident I guarantee to transcribe or reproduce word for word okay so she's right We mock her I feel really stupid now Stupid uses no one says that but I wonder how it happened Did they someone misspell it? It's really from 16th century English. So okay All right, it's hard not to laugh But if you think she I think she'd be I think she's you know, it's like we did this on the show about five six years ago where the black

33:17 Idiom for saying you ax me uh-huh and I'll tell you and it turns out that act axe me Instead of a so is correct. Yeah, it's correct in Chaucerian England yes Yes It goes way back yeah And there's a number of black another racist old white man moment of the show yeah Hey by the way the way we're like hold on before you go there Verbatim is not the same as verbatim. Verbate is to transcribe or reproduce word for word, verbatim... hold on so that's reproduce word for word, verbatim in exactly the same words as were used originally it's just a variation of the same definition I just want to be right in this

34:07 Alright, go back to the... You're not gonna make it. Go back to the axe. It's just like ask. Go back to the axe And there is number of other ones and they all turn out to be legit but extremely archaic Yeah So what are you gonna do? Nothing, but for some reason it's stumble onto these things. It still felt funny. That is required by the United States Constitution that is required by the United States Code for congressmen and senators in the president so don't be surprised Let me just quote the GOP commissioner in Wisconsin in The Wall Street Journal today printed

34:48 fifth Move on to January 6th and ask you about the committee. Look at the judge's opinion, look at the judge's opinion... See what she tried to do there? She gets the final word and then... The advice to your party is to pivot away from these conspiracy theories focused on the issue that affects women. Who is this woman? She's the surprise, she's the blonde!

35:27 She's the blonde on Fox News. That tells me absolutely nothing. I'll look her up. Wisconsin families and their pocketbooks. Sir, I want to move on to January 7th. Look at the... Hold on. What? Fox doesn't even try to... I think this is Alison. No that's not Alison. ... front for the Democrats. Hosts, let's do just pages and pages of them. No, I'll recognize judges opinion Look at the judge's opinion in Pennsylvania that talked about over 2 million illegal ballots cast that was their court order Supreme Court justice who found significant voter fraud at nursing homes in the state of Wisconsin

36:06 Look at the 2000 mules documentary that has come out. Look at how many mass mail-out of ballots there were across United States for which we have no security Sandra Smith, oh yeah, Sandra Smith. When you see her you go okay? Yeah probably You know or kind of you know standard Fox News model Anyway so it's funny that they you know Fox get you know no matter what Fox says they can keep doing this a sure they can take the side of the Democrats and all these issues but they still get slammed for being Fox it's ironic. It is that's just the way it is! And now why don't you just give up and go the other way? I mean, we go back to your roots... Just one more thing on

36:59 on what I call the purge. You know, because everything around January 6th and anything that touched Trump... Anything Republican, anything conservative... Republican as well. And anything not flying the flags of Ukraine is bad! Who produced Sonic The Hedgehog 2? Which studio was that? Thought it was Warner Brothers but i could be wrong Okay well I'd like to know because here's a clip And I've not although. I was involved in the launch of Sonic the Hedgehog the video game with Will Smith, I might add back in the 90s wouldn't that have been cool? I found it to be quite a delightful man I've never seen any of it never played any of the games and so now I have well okay

37:51 So there's a game so there's them the nemesis is it egghead what his name I don't know. Whatever his name is listen to what he says, he's the evil guy He's the baddie in the show and and he's talking to Sonic It's over Eggman. Eggman? I like the new look! It works for you What do you say we just let bygones be bygones? I did some things, you did some things. There are good people on both sides. You know that was put in there! Oh yeah This has got to be a... Is this not a Disney movie?! But this by itself is disqualifying

38:37 Did somebody look it up or do you want me to do it? Somebody in the chat room should have looked up the production company. No, they're too busy trolling each other not doing any work You know that they've lost it Yeah I think I have...I know So thats kind of how..what else did I have in The Purge? Something else there? No no its all the same Alright Yes, let's see what we got in the list you have a number of minor stories Let's do a big story or what's the big story? I think stories. You still Ukraine Yeah, and then by I get bike clips from Biden's Annapolis speech where he's already rails big story Don't you know the big story

39:20 But the giant plant? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's husband has been charged with driving under the influence. Police picked up Paul Pelosi in Napa, California Saturday night He's since been released on $5,000 bail Speaker Pelosi was on the East Coast at the time a spokesperson saying she won't be commenting on this private matter I think he actually had an accident and was then stopped for drunk driving Well out here the story has two stories. There's two stories, okay? He got into a conflagration in an accident with the Jeep. The other driver was unhurt. Uh-huh Story one, the Jeep caused the accident. Story 2 he hit the jeep Yeah this is always a tough one isn't it and now we get no they haven't followed up with any Where are mothers against drunk driving where are they standing up and saying shame on you shame on you Where's that well that's a good point

40:16 It's not hard to make. No, it I mean it is driving around rich guy drunken at Porsche yeah it's while well world's worst combination a rich old guy in a Porsche well of course funny but yeah exactly exact Well maybe you know what? I think the big story is I think the war on guns is the big story That to me is the big story because everyone's talking about it and I have a little clip here that includes the announcement from Justin. I'm not sure if it was... Oh, sorry that's not the one this is from ABC here we go In Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's government introduced legislation

40:56 to put a national freeze on handgun ownership. The package would cap the market for handguns, making it illegal to buy sell transfer or import them anywhere in Canada. Trudeau made the announcement surrounded by families of shooting victims. But as a government...as a society we have a responsibility That was kind of weird read by the way Listen how she says he was made the announcement surrounded by families of shooting victims Shoot like this like there's victims shooting all over the place. It's kind of a weird read but as a government As a society we have a responsibility to act To prevent more tragedies, we need only look south of the border to know that if we do not take action firmly and rapidly it gets worse and worse and more difficult to counter I

41:49 Also included in Canada's new legislation, long gun magazines will never hold more than five rounds. The law is expected to be enacted this fall So this all comes on the heel of... Five rounds This all comes on the heels of several mass shootings in United States I think there were three more yesterday Not entirely unpredicted considering the mental trauma people have gone through In the past two and a half years People are popping off And you know, God knows what else is going on. But yeah we're an easy target for that and this is clearly the global push New Zealand just did it, Jacinda dropped by Joe to talk about it Now this with Canada which of course has the predictable results

42:33 This is the president of a sporting goods store in Canada. I'm not sure if it was intentional or not, but Mr Trudeau and his government have become the best handgun salesmen in all of Canada. I've never seen activity at this level. Clients are calling they're walking in we have lineups so the phones are ringing off-the-hook We can't keep up with the amount of demand there is right now because Everyone is aware this is coming to an end and for those that want to get one more handgun for their collection, they are looking to pick it up now. Remember when Obama was the number one gun salesman? Every time... we've done this show for 15 almost 15 years every time somebody like Trudeau comes out does something like this

43:18 And I don't understand why you don't immediately go invest in Smith & Wesson. It's just every time that one of these guys does this, and just as you're going to say Obama did the same thing and it's sales skyrocketed. Yeah. Skyrocketed We've invested in Smith & Wesson about three times Thank You Obama Thanks Obama And of course, you know we have these mass shootings. All shootings are horrible but now that we have to protect the children because children are dying But you rarely hear this as the M5M narrative. Again, ABC. Calls for peace in Chicago over the holiday weekend went unanswered as shootings increased over last year 48 people were shot in the Windy City between Friday and Monday 9 of the victims died This year's gunfire included two mass shootings on Sunday Last year in Chicago 37 people were shot over Memorial Day Now what was being played up more? Huh?!

44:19 You know, and Uvalde is so messed up. It's so messed up the reporting the timeline I have the definitive Uvalde report whatever you want to call it The Uvalde Report It's in the list here. Yes, I see it tonight Can I just make one quick statement? No, no you all want your statement after this because this is the definitive report the story of what happened in Uvalde Texas leading up to and during a mass shooting that killed 19 children into adults Well, it's a story that keeps on changing

44:59 Tell me that's not the definitive report. That's the definitive report I've spoken to more law enforcement There's all kinds of different timelines But in essence all the reporting that we've heard like, The cops went in to get their own kids first based on a very different story You know All of that is really really messed up We don't know what's going on, but if the intent was to kick off more gun legislation conversations which we have now it just been introduced and to make cops look good mission achieved whether that was the setup or whether that's how the sad occurrence Was misused And here it is HR 7910 protecting our kids act put in by your buddy Jerry Nadler

45:50 Along with your other buddy, mr. Thompson of California and my dad's in my hand my buddy miss Jackson Lee a bill to amend title 18 To provide an increased age limit on the purchase of certain firearms prevent gun trafficking modernize the prohibition on untraceable Firearms encourage the safe storage of firearms and for other purposes so it would be proposed is 21 years of age for certain semi-automatic center rifles or center shotguns, semi-automatic. Then the prohibition on straw purchases, meaning I can't give you a gun or I can't sell you a gun without that being registered and written down. These are very polarizing things for Americans. Requirement that all firearms be traceable – good luck with that! That includes the modernization of the prohibition on undetectable firearms, safe storage

46:51 Bump stocks, I guess closing the bump stock loophole. I haven't looked at there was bump stocks were made illegal There's a loophole because you know basically you couldn't use it You can use a bobby pin we got a bomb and Bobby pins for auto sears and bump stocks I don't know you can use a tennis ball yeah, and then use of burn grants by RNE for buyback programs for large capacity ammunition feeding devices. What is that? I have no... this is new! Large capacity... There's got to be a YouTube video about it So this, I still don't think they've uh.. They have any chance and you know of course everyone with brain knows that this won't stop anybody who's determined to do something

47:44 It won't stop a kid who has, you know two three thousand dollars to buy some beautiful weapons A week before he's gonna go use them. That's one of these interesting things You know make an amendment or shut up that's the only way it's gonna happen and make an amendment or shut up Yeah, are you gonna rimshot me I think we can go on the road like this. I could just have this little hand drum. Let me see, was there anything else? No that's pretty much where it is at It it you can clearly see um Clearly oh thats me this time This by the way a new A new uh technique What are you doing stop that right away That sounds horrible Whatever that is I did nothing I hear something clicking Thats not me Maybe that was the phone

48:44 I don't know what it was. That was really weird right now the only thing i'm equipped to do is this Okay, well good good don't do too much but uh, I probably stopped doing you think? You know so right now we have Uh the elites of the world really trying wait. Yeah, i'm just gonna make a point They've changed their technique from having one big event like sandy hook And then trying to make hay with it to uh... let's do a couple in a row and see if maybe that works. Yeah, cynically I agree with you. Sadly I think that this truly is just the state of society and the state of kids on a variety of drugs... How about focusing in on Chicago? Oh wait! You can't do that even though they have 48 dead because they have some of the strictest gun laws in the world Yes yes of course and what you can't do in the protecting our... What was it called? That thing hold on a second

49:42 They called it the Protecting Our Kids Act. What's funny is I don't see anything in there about protecting our kids from opioids and fentanyl and other things that are very dangerous, of which a lot of young people die? I don't see that! There doesn't seem to be any legislation set up for that. No no no, of course not. Out of chaos, order out of chaos. Isn't that... whose slogan is that? Order out of chaos Is that the New World Orders? The Illuminati? I don't know Because i think thats what we're seeing here They're trying it again and they show it because now it'll be Oh

50:20 You know, up north our neighbors the smart North Americans they're the ones who get it. They're the ones who took back all the guns. Lockup more truckers Canada! But that's how it's going to be used and a lot of people are still in the mass formation and will go along with it And I had a thought actually one of our producers sent me off about this So around the world now we have the same problem we have in the United States with air transportation and it's become a huge problem. Here it is, this is UK. Now if you looked at any of the UK news reporting its been a disaster

51:19 And the Brits, they take these holiday weeks very seriously. They all have to fly out or sail out on the boat because you want to get off the island and take your strong pounds and spend those in Southern Europe and go mess up Portugal! and they get on the big organized flights, most of those went belly up I think during COVID. So now we have the airlines who just cannot seem to complete the flights they say it's flight crews you know a lot that's some the main reason for pilots and other flight crew personnel interestingly this same thing is happening and we talked about in last episode at Schiphol Airport in The Netherlands and specifically with KLM

52:07 They even stopped selling tickets because they said that they don't have enough security personnel and that's interesting because the World Economic Forum ID program, I think we had a clip of it last time where they mentioned their partners for this universal ID thing. We're KLM and I think its Heathrow or Gatwick I mean, if you're looking in the world of chaos... Here it is. The known traveler identity card Canada and the Netherlands there it is So Canada was also a part of it And they kind of solved that by not letting unvaccinated people fly That's probably why they're holding that back But wouldn't be great to then say Oh! You know the reason is because we don't have efficient security so here's the new efficient way It's the new trusted traveler We've got your biometrics Now you can just fly right through

53:10 Wouldn't that be the perfect problem reaction solution? Because it's getting out of hand and it's every single airport. And if this is not the plan, holy crap! The Curry Dvorak Consulting Group strongly advises this is the time to bring in some phony baloney ID scam you got going and tell people its gonna solve the queues Yeah... You're right We need some phony baloney idea Well this is it The phony boney idea is the security is outdated, we can't get personnel because you know it's people too stupid to be that. I don't know come up with anything there's no one stupid enough to want to do it anymore but now we've got this cool system! It's like uh...I had to pay a small penalty to the IRS for filing late and

54:11 This was due, this is due June 6th. I'm like okay i'll just do it online Oh my god Have you been through this process? No We would do stuff on time No You don't! I know you don't So we filed an extension but we always send money in April Well...I had not sent enough in April And so I got a uh...uhh I got a ding Which is okay, it happens. Not a big deal I thought I had already pre-calculated everything but whatever And so I go online and it's this IRS ID So you know yet the old system has gone or I think you can maybe log into it But if you make one mistake they block you for 24 hours have been through that pass Okay this part of my life. I'm just gonna have to go with it. I have no other option really

55:07 And I might as well just get it over with and see what the experience is. I took one for the team, I did it for the show So you have to upload front and back of your driver's license then It'll send you a link and you take a selfie Then what's interesting? Is this widget on this web page when it takes a selfie? It's doing a complete 3D model of my face and it's showing you while it's doing that You're looking at your face and it's doing And it's getting all these data points to compare, they say to compare to your driver's license. I mean this is... Well that's not possible or does it make sense? This is well just telling you that's what they say and this is some dystopian shit now the funny thing is my selfie camera on my phone is broken I mean it's not really broken but it looks like like the lens is fogged up really fogged up and it was still doing this through the fogged-up part

56:05 Yeah, it's called theater. Yes and then I had this other thought you know we've... You know how the cell phone mine doesn't but i think most modern cell phones you can use the regular camera to detect a QR code? Oh yeah, I got the cheap phones that you know and mine do that yours doesn't? No. That's by design because you're using Graphene OS Yeah, but so that means that your basically multiple times a day for some people multiple times an hour are allowing applications to run maybe it could only be Apple or Google but who knows they have all kinds of high-end recognition running

56:48 When you take a picture, I mean there's clearly something running to detect if there is a QR code. Could be detecting the background storing that little bit and doing all kinds of stuff! It's definitely doing something. Yeah none of this is good. I got some more Harari stuff... Is that how this story ends? Well no where it was going to take us is new clips from Yuval Noah Harari Klaus Schwab personal advisor Now, we played a clip from him on the last show. Yes it disgusted me! Well so I've had some time to look at some longer... in fact that the clip that came from i watched the entire interview watched a couple others um I don't know necessarily if he's all-in on this He seems to be very hmm what's the word

57:43 intellectual about it, no that's not the word anyway. He is just observing it as a historian saying well this is what happening not necessarily that he is all in but I think the people who read him and follow him and believe in him and have read his best New York Times Bestseller they probably think he is right And I don't know if i can disagree, although this is unfortunately the stuff that the Davos crew take with them and start to operate on. So it's good to know what he said... This was pretty short! This is him talking about humans

58:21 It's kind of the precursor to the clip I played in the last episode and why they are not necessary or will not be necessary. But in the 21st century, there is a good chance that most humans will lose their military and economic value. In the military it's done, its over. The age of the masses is over We are no longer in the First World War where you take millions of soldiers give each one a rifle and run forward And the same thing perhaps is happening in the economy. Maybe the biggest question I think of 21st century economics is what will you need people for, or most people for, in 2050 and once people are no longer really necessary, most people, from the military and from the economy, the idea that we'll continue to have mass medicine is not so certain

59:16 So that's what caught my ear, the idea that you'll have mass medicine as people become less useful to the economy. He has this whole spiel about people basically have intelligence and they have conscience. And conscience is, yeah that's kind of important you know versus self-driving cars the ever conscious about who if you're gonna kill yourself or the pedestrian or when we make a choice like that but there's so much of the intelligent stuff that computers are much better at so will really be creating it a different class of people and that's what we had on last show he was talking about all they'll be drugs in video games

59:58 But when it comes to mass medicine, this was interesting because this may be one of the last mass medicine events we've seen since it seems it has failed so spectacularly. And here's Harari discussing a new class of humans. In the Middle Ages you had this image that how does a person die? Suddenly the angel of death appears and touches you on the shoulder and says come, your time has come! You say no-no give me some more time and death said no you have to come and that is it this is how you die And today we don't think like that. People never die because the angel of death comes, they die because their heart stops pumping or because an artery is clogged or because cancerous cells are spreading in the liver or somewhere These are all technical problems and in essence they should have some technical solution This way of thinking I think it's now becoming very dominant

1:00:58 in scientific circles and also among the ultra-rich. They are understanding, wait a minute something is happening here for the first time in history if I'm rich enough maybe I don't have to die that it's optional again and you think about from the viewpoint of the poor It looks terrible because throughout history death was the great equalizer The big constellation of the poor throughout history was that okay these rich people they have it good But they're going to die just like me but think about a world saying 50 years 100 years where the poor people continue to die, but the rich people in addition to all the other things they get they also get an exemption from death That's going to bring a lot of anger. So you know when I hear that? I'm like

1:01:53 Yeah, that could be one of the core problems that we're seeing with the elites running our world. Silicon Valley elites, political elites a lot of them very wealthy A lot of them surprisingly spry and doing well at their old age I might add. I think you know transhumanism... Was there Joe Biden in that camp? He's an elite! No no but they have complete control over him They don't want him smart They want him dumbing down That's control They know he has a technical problem, they're just maintaining him. So that's maybe the best example of what is happening here. This is cheap science fiction!

1:02:30 Oh really? Oh, really. Ah this guy sounds like he's repeating old books I mean these are books that were written in the 50s Yes science fiction often comes true it has a weird way of doing that down the road Yeah its usually off though its kind of aspects will come true but as Jerry Parnell used to point out you know the funny thing about science fiction is if you go back historically into 20s 30s 40s and even into the fifties There's always robots there was never computers were never never no science fiction writer ever perceived the computer revolution Until after it happened. I beg to differ, I believe Vincent Appleton who wrote the Tom Swift series? I think he had computers in Tom Swift's one of his books in 1900. Well you could say that but...I'll look it up for ya! I read most of them so that's why I'm saying that's why I can't say that. You know I've read a lot of Tom Swift books too for some reason. Yeah I can say that. That's just a common bond we have. That's about it

1:03:31 Yeah! Except you read first cover editions. Fuck, I screwed up the punchline damn it Yeah, you did. You set me up First covers of stamp collectors Well you know what I screwed it up doubly yeah first issue or whatever So uh... and the guy that of course this idea of living forever by the elites in Silicon Valley was really developed by Kurzweil who's still working on it He's got hemorrhoids Hold on hold on I'm not saying that they'll be able to do it

1:04:08 But if you change the healthcare industry towards that, which I think arguably is happening with mRNA. You have a small technical problem we can fix that was this computer code? That's a pretty good example of what he's talking about there. Well genetic engineering would be your better example but let's go back to something you said which was mass medicine bullshit it was a big flop! Was the COVID vaccine a success Yeah. No it wasn't, it failed! It did not work. What was the point? That is was supposed to work or the point that it's going to make a lot of people a lot of money? In that regard it worked I'm talking in regards to its medical performance it did not and that's what that's the conversation okay all right you're... There's between you and me well there you go. That's not what the idea was

1:05:05 It was to make a... you could tell from the beginning that's why we're so cynical about the whole thing. The two of us, we both supported it. Yes but we're not even saying.. We're saying the same thing only you seem to think that your contrarian I agree with you! Of course but thats what all this is ultimately about But the ultra-rich they believe this shit That's my point They are opera. Yes, they're oh god Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? They all believe in that Okay, okay You got me on that one because most of these guys from what I can tell seem to be all all in yes I mean like a Mark Cuban can't you see him totally believing now? Mark Cuban got the jab but also What's-his-face from Kleiner Perkins? John Doerr

1:05:55 Oh yeah, oh yeah totally. Now did you read? This was fantastic there's a huge scandal in Spain because I'm looking up here the Oh, where the hell was this? It's like 2,000 elites including CEO of a big pharma company. They all got their fake vaccine passport from this one nurse you know soccer stars television celebrities and that's now come out and they actually the CEO his deal was he got an injection with saline

1:06:38 And there's people hacking who have direct access to the National Vaccine Registry. I mean this is fantastic, very smartly done. This has to have gone on with certain cliques in this country too. Your theory about the NBA being most of them is a possibility Anyway, yes I think that's why the elites are steering us in the direction. Bottom line they really do believe that people will become useless most people will be useless! Most people are useless but that's beside the point yeah so what you do is you encourage your uselessness and i'm sorry to say it but

1:07:29 what people are showing of the LGBTQ plus community. I think a lot of these people are useless to society because they're clearly educators especially, but i think that this is you know give them all the benefits and be like these people and get benefits and get a longer month than Black History Month and get protected and you know be celebrated and get money! And get all kinds of stuff I can just feel it. I can feel that this is closing, I mean isn't 10-20 years but... ...I hope we get to witness some of it because I want to see it come true

1:08:07 What, you want some more money? No I just...I just wanna make sure we were right. That's all. You're right and where is my check? Don't hold your breath it's not gonna come through the ATM As we head into the summer season The nations power grid regulator is issuing a stark warning Large parts of America could see blackouts in the coming months as climbing temperatures cause surging demand for energy In its annual summer assessment, the North American Electric Reliability Corporation says that roughly two-thirds of the U.S. faces heightened risks of power outages noting that the upper Midwest is facing a capacity shortfall leading to high risk of energy emergencies while the entire western US is at elevated risk of power outages in the event of spikes and energy use Can they start this already? I want them test my generator

1:09:02 I'm waiting for this thing to kick off. Yeah, well you'll be the first to know you're in Texas Exactly! Well we have the same color on the chart they showed as California FYI Orange Yeah...well it depends You know California is spotty though It doesn't have like a consistent place Like i am on a part of the grid that's hooked to the police and fire department Oh yeah That's always good Its blacked out around me And its never blacked out here um it's a priority area i just happen to be in it by coincidence yeah because I've had situation my sons you know who lives in the same town is down on the other the different part of the grid and at the matrix and he gets cut off. Oh all the time regularly? No not regularly like once every year maybe, maybe once a year this is pretty

1:09:56 It's not like during the... it's always when a Democrat is in office, let's put it that way. Which is now all the time so it can happen at any moment. But it started with Gray Davis and the bull crap when they were this big he got kicked out of office, he got recalled because he was... He bought totally into the Enron crap that had taken over California. Right well that's still ongoing here I fully expect something to go wrong in Texas. Yeah, no you did the absolute right thing Or they should do it...I mean come on! Where's Russia cyber attack on our vulnerable infrastructure? From a UK perspective this is the week to do it and you've got the bank holiday The Queen should keel over, the ATMs should not work This has always been the prediction It's going to happen on her bank holiday

1:10:47 That's when they're gonna pull the plug. So, uh... I saw The Queen the other day she was at least on television it is yeah i think this is a stand-in You sure she's not one of those ABBA illusions? I'm pretty sure because people were actually touching her but She has a look that is Who was allowed to touch The Queen? I don't know she shaking hands with people Oh! Wow okay Which then again may prove that's not her Hmm so The Queen's Jubilee how many years does she now uh 75 years in office In office. Alright, you got anything on her?

1:11:26 No, no I've got nothing on her. She seems clean as a whistle. Queen's Jubilee. Tomorrow in the United Kingdom four days of celebration begin marking the Queen's Platinum Jubilee 70 years on the throne The jubilee is a moment to reflect on the defining moments of Queen Elizabeth's reign Last night we looked at how she cemented relations between Britain and a newly independent Ghana Tonight we examine the queen's role in the Northern Ireland peace process Hmm. Yeah, that was my clip yeah That's it. That's all there is hmm well I guess she's alive. I guess I was wrong No, you don't know that for sure she could be a stand-in That would be something I would do back in the old days But it gets too tedious You were good at with this deal with the Hillary standon's you probably that wasn't our standing that was a real standing I've met no and I think that our show highlighted that probably better than any other

1:12:26 any show broadcast podcast anything because we had it nailed and you had to you definitely have the purse on the wrong side thing nailed and And it wasn't somebody even that woman didn't even look like Hillary, and everyone's just taking it for granted. It was her yeah All right, well let's go on to something else. Okay about it since we're on guns we talked oh Let's do it. There's a light in light pieces Mona Lisa somebody attacked the Mona Lisa Yeah, some thoughts on this at the Louvre in Paris yesterday she say loof yes at the Louvre

1:13:01 At the Louvre? At the Louvre. At the Louvre! At the Louvre in Paris. Louvre, she said Louvre. She had her hair cut by Pierre once now she thinks she's a Parisienne. At the Louvre in Paris yesterday started... The Louvre, is that the Louvre? At the Louvre in Paris yesterday started as a normal day museum goers lining up waiting for their turn to take a look at maybe snap a photo of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa Suddenly, a man disguised as an old woman jumped out of a wheelchair. Shocked bystanders watched as he threw a piece of cake at the bulletproof glass protecting the painting. As security guards are escorting him out, he yells in French, think of the earth! There are people who are destroying the earth! Think about it! Artists tell you to think of the Earth that's why I did this. Luckily, the painting was unharmed social media posts showed smeared icing on its glass

1:13:56 This is not the first time the painting has come under attack. The Mona Lisa is kept behind bulletproof glass for a reason, it's safe to say the Mona Lisa has been through a lot. Let's see. So there was apparently one in 56, sulfuric acid... That's Cami Brothers she is an associate professor of art history at Northeastern University She is a specialist on Renaissance Art that acid attack she describing is why the Mona Lisa is behind glass today Another person then that same year for some reason threw rock at it and chipped the glass

1:14:32 and damaged the painting ever so slightly. Then when it was in Tokyo on tour in 1974, someone sprayed red paint on the glass then came 2009 when someone threw hot coffee shattering the mug not the glass Well, this was a partially informative piece. I know! I found it kind of interesting and i had to say it relates...I saw the Mona Lisa three times. Yeah, I've seen the Mona Lisa too. And I saw it in 73 before we went on his tour and I don't remember having glass on it but it might have some glass on it and but it was there you could look at nobody was you know people walked by it and then I saw it again probably 10 or 15 years later and then

1:15:14 there was a rope, a little one of those ropes, keep away rope around the painting which was new and there's bunch of people gathered around it because now you made it. Now is like something old with this rope around it let's go see it and so then last time I saw it I think it was with Mimi and that's when I think there was big thick piece of glass you could barely see the painting and the rope was really big and two guards were there So it's like, you know this thing is getting worse and worse by the minute. This reminds me again of one of my stories where I... You've done this! Went to Stonehenge before it was roped off. Nobody was there. Yeah we could just hang out and sit down and take pictures. I sat on the stones looked at the cows which were right nearby chewing away And nobody cared there wasn't anybody there It was just like what do things change? Anyway here's part two of The Mona Lisa Story

1:16:13 So, what is it about the Mona Lisa that causes such outbursts? I'm not sure that I feel like there's anything about the painting itself that elicits this reaction. mystique that is created culturally around it. Whatever his motive, the Associated Press reports that the suspect in yesterday's attack was detained and taken for psychiatric treatment and as for the Mona Lisa she still smiling Yeah, okay. Did you have a conclusion about this? Because you said you wanted to say something Well that was what I said about having seen it seem gets more and more guarded as people get freakier and freaker. It's valuable. I think the Mona Lisa specifically is Has been abused throughout the ages When a media distraction was necessary we need...the machine needs these stories We just lost Depp and Pooh Girl

1:17:11 The machine needs stories because stuff is going on that, you know this just can't be discussed too much and we... huh? The poo girl. I don't know something about poo girls, the way they... Yeah but this is because you know what's it no one and what do you never hear is it was the person from Sunrise or you know whatever was you know oh no it was a man dressed as a woman and threw a cake in a wheelchair! Why? Because to obfuscate that I mean the whole thing is No one asks, what organization were you from? What part of the earth are you a climate change activist. Can I... Okay boom! Come on man! That is a good example and this is NPR's national treasure This story is under reported even though they had all these nice details that you complimented it It's totally under-reported Yes Who exactly was this guy let's dig a little deeper

1:18:10 Is it a pot? Or how about an interview? How about an interview we interviewed this is what the Will Smith slap is about all of this stuff is intended to distract us and It's doing a fabulous job, but now we got a problem the biggest ratings win although There's gonna be a follow-up series with with Johnny and The Pooh Pooh girl This is amusing ourselves to death That's it. People don't even know why the Mona Lisa is special, and I despise the Jesse Waters program. He irritates me but I always tune in... you're with me right? No, I'm with you on except for one thing

1:18:56 One major thing the man on the street. No, I always tune in I never tune in no I I Always catch the last five minutes because that's how I set up a recording Tucker Yes at least in a Tucker and he always has dynamite man on the street packages which is that's how he got his start yeah but now he sends his intern out to do it you see so let's just do a little analysis from producers perspective and so what why is man on the street the best type of entertainment and or reporting not mutually exclusive well it's very interesting because you get to tell stupid people are makes you feel better that's the basis that's good men on this street I've only been

1:19:41 And I've done it, but I'm no good at it. And I have a friend Marty, our No Agenda joke writer is really extremely good at it But Jesse Waters is really good too and I concluded that's why don't like somebody else doing for him Is that... It's that look, that crazy kind of Bugs Bunny look of innocence when you're asking the questions That's the key to Man on the Street Marty Higgins who was our man if he was doing anything for us He has that kind of look that is like, it's so inoffensive looking. Mark Dice was okay for a while but I think even he's become too cynical of doing it. Jesse Watters does...it's really good job because you know it's like who won the Civil War? I mean this kind of shit. You know Germany! And just put together and in this case he's on the beach with babes

1:20:39 with babes! Smart move. In bikinis, and babe dudes too in bikinis. And so you're like these are young good-looking people and they're stupid they're dumb as rocks but of course... And then you always have one guy who's the who's like yep yep he has all the answers and he's like this mystical kind of character it helps if it's a black guy I'm just telling how it works in production oh man look at that guy he smiled like you know kinda like a Denzel type of smart guy with shades on That's the whole package. But meanwhile, The Miz rocks! That's kind of the level that we've sunk to

1:21:19 Jay Leno was doing this man on the street called Walking or something. I can't remember the exact name of his bit, but he did that probably for 20 years and He would go out and his bit was... He had a kind of friendly enough look to get away with it because he went out... He's the show host and he went on the streets so Waters has no excuse But okay So Lie Witness News was the segment? No, no That's Jimmy Kimmel's bit Oh i'm sorry You're right. It's walking with Jay. Yeah, yeah, yeah jaywalking ah there it is Second time you said boom be careful I'm sorry but I was last time I said boom it spent when no you just said that I nailed it with the rhythm on Lisa you said boom

1:22:06 I said it again? Yeah, two times. Two times in like 15 minutes. So then he goes out and his added little bit was he always tried to find someone that's at UCLA or US some college kid or a law school person in law school already graduated from college and asked them the simplest questions they can't answer them and then he would ridicule effect that their hyper-educated. And as you say dumb as a rock anyway Yeah, the collection of that stuff is just it's phenomenal. It's actually unbelievable But it's also a it's always a stark reminder that there is a large portion of The population that really just doesn't care I mean and they're living their lives You know, I got no problem to do fine. Yeah, although holy crap man these kids who everybody? I know who's millennial

1:22:59 Even upper-level millennial are in deep shit now because their rents are all going up 30% 30 percent Yeah, it's great. They got to move out of cities I mean and where to and then what? And then what do you do? I mean this is This isn't a huge issue It's well you did you did a smart thing You helped your all your kids buy their homes get out of mine Get out! Get out, Ryder. Don't you be lonely dad? No oh yeah real lonely huh I need you to come by uh you know it's time to feed the dog and walk the dog during the show so yeah that is what our news has now gone to this all stations broke right away to bring you the the the debt trial

1:23:53 At the top of the- even everyone, Tucker spends 10 minutes on it. Come on! There's no really- now, Chris we decided not to cover it at all both of us kind of simultaneously except for update or just mentioning it or using you know phrasing this poo girl thing yeah But now we're actually talking about it to an extent, but we do it in context of something else. So we're not actually talking about the case. The case is as interesting as it might be and Maim mentioned that she should sue the ACLU... Yeah, that's interesting! ...is an interesting way to look at it. But why is the ACLU getting involved in this sort of thing anyway? Getting her to sign off on an op-ed

1:24:36 Well that was the Me Too movement. But she had nothing to do with it? That was the whole Me Too moment, that's what was going on! Yeah she was trying to take advantage of it, her publicist thought it was a good idea at the time. Yes! Guess not... No. Now we can also look at the way bull crap news is typically done this is an excellent example From the I think the Daily Mail is the one doing the trick here and the trick goes as follows You as a big publication say well according to The Uganda Times Blah blah blah blah, and the blah blah blah from The Uganda Times was written by your agent in in Uganda By the way. I have a really good clip you have to look it up

1:25:24 It's got it's called the Stockman CIA Prop methodology. It is exactly about what you're talking about and stock was an ex-CIA guy, and he explains in great detail well one of the four principal functions of the CIA is to gather intelligence and ideally forwarded the president, the users of information, the policy makers as they say. There are other functions however some more legitimate than others one is to run secret wars a covert action that's written and talked about so much like what's happening in Nicaragua today from Honduras another thing is to disseminate propaganda to influence people's minds and this is a major function of the CIA

1:26:11 And unfortunately, of course it overlaps into the gathering of information. You have contact with a journalist you will give him true stories, you'll get information from him and also give him false stories For example in my war, the Angola War that I helped to manage One third of my staff was propaganda. Ironically, it's called covert action inside the CIA outside that means the violent part I had propagandists all over the world principally in London Kinshasa and Zambia we were...we would take stories which we would write and put them in The Zambia Times And then pull them out and send them to a journalist on our payroll in Europe

1:26:56 But his cover story you see would be that he had gotten from his stringer in Lusaka who had gotten them from the Zambia Times We have the complicity of the government of zambia kenneth colander if you will to put these false stories into his newspapers but after that point The journalists Reuters and AFP the management was not witting of it. Now our contact man in Europe was and we pumped just dozens of stories about Cuban atrocities, Cuban rapists... In one case we had the Cuban rapist caught and tried by the Ovimbundo maidens who had been their victims. And then we ran photographs that made almost every newspaper in the country of the Cubans being executed by the Ovimbundo women who supposedly had been their victims. These were fake photos? Oh, absolutely! We didn't know one single atrocity committed by the Cubans it was pure raw false propaganda to

1:27:55 to create an illusion of communists eating babies for breakfast. Totally false. And we still think they eat babies for breakfast, it works so well! It's a good trick Who is this Stockman character? Stock was an XCA you look him up he's pretty famous he wrote a book or something and became kind of short-lived celebrity as a spook That, by the way was an outstanding example of our system working. You knew what the clip was titled you actually knew it yeah and that's why I could find it

1:28:37 Yeah, you found it quickly and you were playing it before I finished. Good work! So this system is being used not by the CIA... Palki Sharma? It could be used by anybody as a good system Well here it is Palki Sharma lays it out for us without knowing she's laying it out This story has been concocted in the same manner Now there's a wild claim circulating in Britain its being attributed to the MI6 and it concerns the well-being of the Russian president This says that President Putin is dead and the Kremlin is using his body double for public appearances And this came from The Daily Mail who literally? Got it from the India Times some bullshit like this and that comes through now as oh yeah Mi6 has and no mi6 has spoken but Putin is dead. It's a body double, and we have the exact opposite of

1:29:37 With, uh... with Xi. Xi is also supposed to be dead We got a bunch of dead guys and who's fighting then? I have no idea. I mean seriously it's all so- but okay doesn't matter But everybody- Those two guys are dead we have as president walking dead. We do And with that I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in combustible. Boom! Ladies and gentlemen Mr John C. Dvorak! In the morning we own this rabbit hole Also in the morning all ships and seaboats on the ground feet near are subs in their water

1:30:16 and all the games and nights out there. In the morning to the trolls in the troll room little slow on the ball today trolls But thank you for being here there at troll room dot io where you can listen to the live stream. It's 24 hours a day Congratulations to Darren O'Neill that 300th rock and roll pre-show which he does before every single no agenda episode on the first and second Thursdays of the week And the trolls were there helping them out. Let's see how many we got in here I

1:30:57 1687 we're down about 20 I'd say from last Thursday maybe 120. I don't know you think it's if they've fallen off man the trolls are just falling by the wayside well yeah it's a readjustment period that is that's true For everybody in oh so many ways troll room dot IO is where you can listen to the no agenda stream You can also get a Noah gender stream calm and you Can get an all-time at any kind of app that'll do streams. It really is the best pod net podcast network in the universe it's we have so many people within the community who have created podcasts now, we're doing them live and as its crazy I

1:31:39 If you want some great shows, that's the place to go. Or follow us on our Mastodon at noagendasocial.com Adam at noagendasocial.com John C. Dvorak at noagendasocial.com Federated social media, little servers. We have about 10,000 people on ours but you can sign up all over the place and then you can just follow us it's really beautiful when you see it working like this is not a centralized system so there's pretty much no help desk beyond your own the own Mastodon service that you're using but it is the future as Elon Musk continues to destroy Twitter. Did did you guys discuss it on Tuesday?

1:32:20 Discuss what Twitter is you said Andrew Horowitz was starting to agree with me that yeah, he's been a guy. He thinks that the something Okay Now let's thank the artists for episode 14 55 We titled that one on second here we go. We've titled that one systemic rivals and Kind of in the hope that we hear that one pop up in the interim days between shows. I haven't really seen it, but... Nope! It's a dud. Now this was our Memorial Day episode and we thank Capitalist Agenda once again now is this now The Hat Trick? Has he done two in a row now? I can't remember how many he has done

1:33:08 Capitalist agenda? Yeah, I thought is this two in a row for him now or not. I don't know. Well who tracks us? It's your department to keep up with this. Oh really?! That's what I was always in their impression. Oh, I didn't know might be too I think it's tuna or I might be and make it I don't know well no matter what It was we had a lot of debates about this particular episode About the not about the episode but about the art About the art yeah, so is fine So what we want? We wound up choosing This beautiful piece now when it says special day We like choosing something that goes along with like Mother's Day or how other kind of holiday some Memorial Day We're always looking for something good. We'll talk about the options we have, but this particular piece had a lot in it. It had the no agenda blimp, the Zeppelin which of course we talked about. On top left there it had an oil can with a hose coming out to the bottom right

1:34:06 The gas nozzle siphoned, siphoning off correctly with a 33 hose. It just had a lot and Memorial Day of course it was well done it was called a tattoo is that yeah look like it could be a tattoo? It's very...it was just a pretty super professional looking couldn't top it piece the only pieces I like better Unfortunately, it was the one below it which was a babe saluting the flag. We both went okay that's a great piece! Yeah because there is cheesecake and a lot of... It's patriotic cheese! But it's stolen art we can't use it stop giving us stolen art I mean it was literally from a playing card or something

1:34:52 It was like commercial art and you know Steve who sent that in I'm sure he's new. He doesn't have a lot of pieces submitted, one of the giveaways...I'll tell some people out there like he did a nice Memorial Day piece That was competitive called, just called Memorial Day and he did another one called Honor that was good. Yeah He's also did the butt but he's only done 1 2 3 4 5 pieces and you know the thing is it was like we had to run into this search because these other pieces unless they're stolen too They were pretty artistic so

1:35:36 But no, we can't use... I mean if it was... Explain the rules. Campbell's head transpose that might work. No. Do you want to explain the rules? You want to explain the rules for everybody for the newcomers Yes, you can use... there's fair use of public art that is in the public domain somehow and public domain but still copyrighted. And if you mess with it enough or do certain things to it, its fair game and no one's gonna come after ya and if they do it's unfair. You know? You can make parodies and muck things We'll stand behind our choices

1:36:18 Yeah, but you can't just rip something off and then put the no agenda logo at the top. That's not good! And even once in a while we get some of these little sketches in between... We're gonna err on the side of caution on all our choices. Now there are couple other pieces to this. Another one by Capitalist Agenda down at the bottom that was Didn't see the first time I saw it. I saw it when I was looking for art for the newsletter and the Memorial Day with with the no agenda Yeah, no, yeah And then you Danny transpose isn't a very slick piece because he's got there No agenda drop down in red white and blue and then he's got transposed in front of at the images from the soldiers in the sergeant

1:37:14 giant work of art that's at the War Museum in London called Gassed. That's a good piece. I mean, that may not...that's what it reminds me of. I don't know where you got these silhouettes but… Well it's British helmet so yes. Yes World War One British helmets and that is what kind of the image of gas which is a terrific piece and its huge as a monster like eight feet tall about 20 feet wide something like that It's a stunning piece and I would recommend seeing if you ever get a chance. But so, I think this was a beautiful piece but the other pieces better. Yeah there were several Mona Lisa pieces. I think some of those might have just been memes from out there as well. Appreciate all the jokes about gums and dentists. I've realized they made a phenomenal mistake by sharing my personal medical issue

1:38:16 Do you know how many emails I've gotten with a variety, it's completely confusing. Don't do that! No! You can do it with healthy men like living change your diet don't do that there is laser now oh man that the best thing I have ever done Dude, like you'll never speak the same. I mean just... everyone means well but now i'm so confused now and i'm afraid although i am already underway in my process Everyone has a different way of approaching this it's really interesting Lasers? Yeah there is some laser that called Lanta I am looking through all and doing my research

1:38:59 It's just like, holy crap I didn't expect all that. Actually turns out it may not be all that bad but i will have to go into general anesthesia for the work. Ouch! I've never been under general anesthesia here kind of sucks well you haven't either? No. Oh wow. Haven't had an operation so honestly why would neither have I know you're one of the few I was with the periodontist. He says man you've never really had anything said no he says wow that's kind of uncommon like really Guess people are sick. No Well we appreciate the work that all these artists have done it even though it even our Steve

1:39:51 Thank you for the effort, of course. It was a great piece by the way! Yeah I mean there's lots of other great pieces...I like the Camelus Freedom Ride... There is definitely always good pieces. Some new stuff for today... You know like Parker Pauly we're not gonna do the Mona Lisa with cupcakes on her boobs no that was that's a little crass a little much But this one was just perfect for Memorial Day. Oh, that was one of the man on the street things. Do you know what Memorial Day is about? Yeah. You want me to say it? I can tell ya! Why don't you since most of the millennials that watch The Jesse Watters Show don't know

1:40:40 Memorial Day, which was originally called Decoration Day. Yes Which I pointed out in the newsletter so i'm pretty familiar with it is to honor the fallen only It's not to honor the veterans It's to honor those who died in war Oh really? For all people anyone who died in a war Yeah, I didn't know that Well, I don't mean I mean anyone who died in the military and they were I don't think it's for just somebody got bombed And so the decoration day was because that's when you're supposed to go to the graveyards, cemeteries or Arlington or wherever you go and you're supposed to load up with flags and stuff. You know honor those that died during the war. It was changed to Memorial Day because a decoration day sounds like something too cheerful. But memorial day isn't just basically a day for mattress sales?

1:41:34 The Memorial Day sale. I think that's where we've taken it. These guys are laid to rest, so let's lay to beauty rest. There you go! Thanks to all of our artists. While we have been discussing this, if you're using a modern podcast app you can see all these images and follow them. If you didn't hear the word then you can follow it in the transcript. If you don't know my co-host name is spelled J H N S I Johnsey. Some other AI got that wrong too somewhere else someone sent it to me like

1:42:09 Someone else was John C and it also turned into John see the same way probably using the same artificial intelligence. Yeah, I'll goes 58 apps and services are now using podcasting 2.0 the podcast in 2.0 standards So hello where you get a new podcast app a new podcast apps calm let's thank our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1456 You want to kick it off here John? I'm gonna kick off because the guy that's at the top of the list doesn't have a note But I'll kick it off. This is Gene Harris came in with $444 and 44 cents he's in Winter Park, Florida I have no note for him so he gets the double bonus super karma oops how come what happened why didn't fire what happened you've got

1:43:01 Sorry, we're stuck. Amy Mullen and John Muchnick. Moochink. And there's a pronunciation here. Moochink. Your buddy is in Austin? Yes $400 from them they are in Austin In the morning gents this is from Amy Mullen and John Muchink Today June 2nd is our 7th anniversary and they never had a fight Thanks to the house karma. We've escaped Austin and are finally in the great Republic of Texas You mean you have re-entered the great Republic of Texas? we're celebrating by getting knighted and dame'd in the best podcast in the universe fantastic John is now sir dude chink of Upper Sorbia and request Wellers and fish and chips at the roundtable I got I love me some fish and chips so I put it in order early Amy is Dame slay me

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1:44:57 He has been setting up a yak ranch in Casper, Wyoming and he's going to be selling yak meat and yak jerky. That's one of the places where... Where, yeah Wyoming's a big spot hot spot for the yak. Yeah so you know you are the one that spearheaded this and now she's going away with all the profits Wow This was an exit strategy for us it was clear we should have been in on it You know do we have good reasons for not I said you know I may have seen this gig this person She before a lot of cats oh yeah definitely seen Jeffree Star So

1:45:41 Yeah, the problem is does do either one of us want to run a yak ranch? I'm really thinking no. I got the dog for it! Yeah you gotta dog that's as far as we've gotten hey who are on our way thank you very much Amy and John will see at the roundtable later Onward with Sir Cal of Lavender Blossoms. He's in Northville, Michigan $333. That is interesting you got no 333s today at all none. Really? I mean 333 dot 33 which is our executive producer special ITM Jense he says keep on truckin' and stay organic Sir Cal of Lavender Blossom this is our official lavender blossoms what was it lavenderblossoms.com or whatever its name? LavenderBlossoms.org

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1:47:34 304 let's see what's going on. He says please deduce me now we can do that You've been deduced I was hit in the mouth by co-workers Tyler Rice and later reinforced by Jason Smiddle who I'd like to call out as douchebags That's for Tyler That's for Jason, well it's not very nice Of them, my PayPal donation of $304 is the West Virginia Area Code. That's right! It's to inspire more WV listeners to come out of the closet! John? The reason I'm donating tonight is seeing the newsletter in my inbox it works

1:48:18 Yes, Adam. I've heard that you briefly spent some time in my very small hometown of there It is of Salem West Virginia while attending college here yes indeed quick boots on the ground report The college is still here now a university. I don't know that it's thriving but it is present. This is my alma mater Salem College And and I think it merged with some Japanese University That's what happened They never invite me to anything. I dropped out after three months and now have a sweatshirt, a hoodie... I'm also hoping to attend or plan a meetup in the near future for North Central West Virginia Yes You should create that Jingles Dvorak mac and cheese sharp and medley and yak karma for all thank you for your courage Mac and Cheese Mac and Cheese

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1:52:26 We have Anonymous from Chicago. Anonymous writes the longest note, I shall redact where necessary 20101 Hey guys! I've been listening to the show about the last year interestingly enough when i first started listening I think I was searching for truth about The Coof okay this is always an origin story as reasonably interesting I was listening to Pandemic with Dr Stephen Kistler and Dr Mark Kistler Matt Budger I just kept thinking about these epidemiologists were a bunch of dumbasses and super boring. I had a few firefighters slash cops telling me about all the murders being counted as COVID deaths in Chicago, great way to get the numbers up glad to see our politicians making good use of all the violent crime in Chicago anyway! I think I put in truth about COVID and your podcast came up on Apple podcasts

1:53:13 Well, that's unexpected. That is really wild! No agenda was a lot closer to the top than it is now when I searched the same... Now when I search the same, it's number 35. Well...I think now a lot of people- We were early with the truth about COVID how about that? First couple of episodes I listened to people giving shout out and saying they heard Adam on Rogan. I didn't even know who Joe Rogan was! Wait a minute this is not a Rogan donation it's a reverse Rogan donation That's, there you go. That's pretty good. Thank you always for your deconstruction may you never find an exit plan I finally made a meetup back in January after Larry slash Hitler let us go to bars again I met so many like-minded slaves and was shocked to find so many in Chicago Oh yeah! I've been hitting as many people mouth is possible I started my sustaining donation in January So please de-douche me as this is my first donation You've been de-douched Plug it for the Meet Up

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1:55:11 As a depression era baby, he grew up in poverty but through hard work and determination he achieved amazing success as a builder educator and even as an entrepreneurial business career in finance real estate and investment management. Educated at Princeton Babson Harvard and the Hague Academy of the International Law. Wow! He has still... Yeah it was his spook? Is grandpa's spook? Very busy could be he has still held on to his own originality's busy His own originality and expresses himself through his amazing writings and essays. Please check out his website www Bill green with an e billgreenbooks.com for more information, he has written on such topics as the parasitic role of elites in

1:56:00 Well that's something I'll read. Yeah, I'll read that! Saving democracy and major trends of the past 3,000 years in world history and even how IQ and SAT tests hurt our kids He is a true patriarch, a wonderful man and an even better grandfather. Thanks for everything Gramps! Oh it actually says Grampy so it's Grampy Buy A Book! Ah that's a wonderful donation do you mind if I just hand out a gratuitous goat? A little goat karma there? For Grampy? You've got... Grampy. Deserved Grampy

1:56:38 And that's our group of producers and executive, executive producers and associate executive producers for show 1456. I want to thank each and every one of them who make the show possible. These credits that you heard associate executive producer up to executive producer this is real these are real credits um and uh there wasn't a it wasn't a switcheroo was it for Grampy? and just think about it. So let me look at the language... How did he write? No, to honor my grandfather. To honor yeah no it's not such a thing. Okay all right good so anyone who comes in at these levels on the show you are the actual producer executive or associate executive of this episode that's just that's exactly how it works in Hollywood and go ahead and take a look at any of these credits online you'll find at IMDB many people have NOAgenda Executive Producer as their credit or Associate

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1:58:21 We can talk a little bit about Ukraine, I think it's a good idea. We're throwing more money away... Wait there is MORE money going to Ukraine now? Yes! Nah, that's well if you want to go right to that let's play clip Ukrainian new missiles. Oh yeah Yeah us is sending another package of weapons and equipment to Ukraine including advanced watch Is that Amazon Prime these I hate this term package? It's just it's been in my cross since the day they've been doing this way say it again what they keep talking about the past a new package Why is it why do they keep calling it a package? I just don't understand the term. We've never heard this Interesting, okay us is sending another package of weapons and equipment to Ukraine including advanced rocket systems as NPR's Jackie Northam explained Secretary of State Anthony Blinken says this shipment of security assistance worth 700 million is for defense purposes only Secretary Lincoln says this latest round of weapons are the most advanced provided to Ukraine in the four-month old war if

1:59:23 He says the sophisticated weapons bound for Ukraine will help repel Russian aggression and put Ukraine in a better position at the negotiating table, but will not be used to launch offensive attacks. The Ukrainians have given us assurances that they will not use these systems against targets on Russian territory. There is a strong trust bond between Ukraine and the United States, as well as with our allies and partners." This latest tranche of weaponry brings total US military assistance to Ukraine to roughly 4.6 billion dollars. Yeah this needs to be stopped immediately! Immediately! Ukraine has promised not to point it at Russia and hit targets in Russia? Oh please... We know what's gonna happen

2:00:10 Yeah, they're gonna point it at Russia and hit targets in Russia. Yes! And we're gonna get blamed. Why wouldn't they? And we're gonna get blamed because it's our package I mean just the fact that they're saying that because these are really medium-range missiles right there's a ballistic missiles medium range 45 miles hmm so they can get into Russia 45 miles in which is good distance why would you give these people anything like that I don't know. Here's, I got the two more three more clips one is... Setup that's a setup man that's the setup that's the setup somethings amiss i agree i agree let's well lets go to this clip then this what? I've got 2 sets of clips I gotta either Russia real rundown which i think maybe we should play that and then we can play the BBC clips and hear what they Brits think okay you say Russia Real Rundown Ukraine

2:01:06 I have Uvalde real rundown. I don't see a Ukraine or Russia real run down Oh Well skip it then and go to Ukraine BBC one As Russian troops are getting closer to seizing control of a key city in eastern Ukraine, the United States and Germany are sending more advanced weapons to help Ukrainian forces. The US is promising long-range rocket systems while Germany is sending air defenses and tracking radar Russia has responded by accusing the U.S. of adding fuel to the fire This comes as Russian troops are ramping up their assault on Ukraine's Eastern Donbass region with reports of street fighting in Severodonetsk

2:01:48 Russian forces are now said to be in control of 70% of this strategically important city. The BBC's James Waterhouse reports from Kiev with the very latest. Faces of anxiety, wives and mothers of Ukrainian soldiers on the front line brought together by frustration of their lack of support. Lack of support? What lack of support are we talking about?! It's not enough! It's unbelievable. I mean, lack of support we're sending them guns with two guns on the streets just so people can pick them up? Yeah And we giving a missile systems and tanks and radars This is the BBC reporting not enough Yeah not enough Wow Lack of support Okay let's go to part 2 of this clip maybe get more like it's more of this...this is kind of thanks we get is the way I see it

2:02:47 I am very worried. I know he's sitting in the trenches there, I know they are wounded and killed. I believe that if they receive proper weapons they're real warriors and they will fight for the sovereignty of Ukraine defend our country and get our cease territories back. Olga's son was called up to fight two months ago Today is his 41st birthday. It is his birthday today, but I cannot even congratulate him and tell him that I love him and wait for him. 456 miles to the east a reflection of Ukraine's loosening grip on the Luhansk region satellite images showing damage from shelling to Komyshevaka and Severodonetsk Russian soldiers now appeared to move through its streets

2:03:36 and wander into this state security service building. They're thought to be Chechen fighters, who have a reputation for being fearsome. Almost all of the Luhansk region is in Moscow's control." Russia's gains are relatively small but the cities they now occupy won't be easily retaken and that is why Ukraine is asking for help do more than simply beyond the defensive Do more. Do more! It's not enough, do more!" I have one clip related to Ukraine did you find your other one the Russia timeline? No that other was...you're right it is re-read I read it wrong uh I will mention this why don't they have negotiations and you know this is not unusual a countries do this what I'm gonna say sell them

2:04:26 for a good amount of money that those pieces of Ukraine which are mostly Russian already sell it to the Russians for some you know outrageous amount, but good amount of money. I mean we bought the Louisiana Purchase from the French We bought half the United States from the French and then we bought the Alaskan area and some of the northern... Remember remember from the Russians But you're talking about our weapons to Ukraine, sell them to Ukraine? Is that what you're saying? No no. Sell the Donbass... Oh! Sell the region! Sell the region to the Russians for a good piece of money because it's mostly Russian anyway this is never gonna end It's killing Ukrainians left and right they don't want that And its like do a deal, sell the region

2:05:15 Do a phony baloney election first. Oh yeah, okay we all want to do that and then sell the re... Yeah, he went to phony baloney election. And so then sell the region the whole area to the Russians and make them pay and then collect a royalty on the wheat that they grow in that area...and you're good to go! You just don't have this ridiculous situation. You act like there's an actual situation like we know what's going on Have you seen any reporting from the front? Anything that looks like wartime reporting in the past? I was too afraid of getting hurt. You've see nothing We have no idea what's true and what's not As far as I'm concerned, Russia already controls it all. Hey! I don't care what we're getting is true or not. Sell it! Sell it! The Curry Dvorak Consulting Group agrees there's an opportunity to sell it. That is unfortunately not how the world operates

2:06:12 It's always operated that way. People are selling pieces of the country left and right Not anymore Well let's reinstitute though, look what happened when... Let's re-institute the idea I think it's a great... Now they're fighting over these properties that could be bought and sold In the 1800s it was always a major thing That's all you did Yeah we own that area If someone takes something from you And then you say I'm gonna sell it back to you That's kind of sour Because you know, I think that Russia... Putin certainly believes that the Donbass region belongs to Russia. That's why he is there! That what he said! But they can believe all they want! The international community sees it as property of Ukraine! Ukraine can sell it to Russia! Russia should bite their tongue and give them some money! They can't buy it because they are no longer part of SWIFT

2:07:02 Alright! Now, this is the way that the world works. This is a clip from retired Colonel... what was his name? Richard... he's been around... Richard Black known as Dick Black Senator Dick Black remember him? Is that Dick Black? That's Dick Black former head of the United States Army's Criminal Law Division at the Pentagon. He was in politics for a while too, and I don't think he's in politics anymore. And this is a good no agenda refresher for those of you who have joined us long after the days of the economic hitman and the rubbilization it's just going to explain to you how the U.S works out China works in their way it's worthy of a listen to this clip let me just point out

2:07:54 The illusion of Russian and Chinese aggression around the world. You'll hear this repeated many, many times that Russia is going to take over the entire world China's taking over the world they're doing all this stuff if you look at the number of foreign bases between the US and UK we have about 900 overseas military bases where we have troops stationed in foreign countries. The total bases of the Russians and the Chinese, about 35. We've created this bizarre illusion because the war industrial complex must have enemies. You cannot manufacture weapons when you don't have enemies."

2:08:45 And so we create this illusion that they're coming to get us, they're on our doorstep. The fact of the matter is that China is out to make a buck. They want money. Yes, the Belt and Road Initiative is very important But they have a different paradigm. Our paradigm is we go into our country, we set up NGOs, we take over the government by coup if we can't then we just bomb the place to smithereens half of time and you compare that with the foreign policy of China which is you go in, you work with whatever government is there

2:09:31 You're not judgmental, but you make hard business decisions. You make investments and I think for people who are comparing the foreign aid paradigm of the US and China they're saying my likelihood of surviving is much higher if I follow the Chinese paradigm so we get a single check to Ukraine that is as big as the entire military budget of Russia for a year. We fought multiple wars against Iraq, we fought in Somalia, we fought in Bosnia and we fought in Haiti, we fought on coasts of Afghanistan, Yemen, Libya, Uganda, Syria—

2:10:24 I probably missed half a dozen wars that we fought. We fight everywhere! Exactly, so i would like to say as an American let's stop being dicks and let's get stop these people from doing this And how do you propose that? With Bitcoin. I don't know. There you go again... Bitcoin fixes this, don't you know that?! No this in fact- That's kind of funny because it is kind of true and ultimately we're defending our fiat reserve currency the dollar with guns! That's the full faith and credit of the United States

2:11:08 So we are, and in this case we are kind of defending it with everything that has been doing to this global energy producer Russia. And others who you know... We've seen Saddam Hussein and Gaddafi both who wanted to start selling oil in euros or the gold dinar whatever that gambit was Yeah! We went in and kicked their ass. You know we have an issue here And of course this is the EU that created this even though we like to take credit for it. We don't want the Russians selling their oil in rubles, no!

2:11:47 We want the thing to stay the same as, yeah okay we don't like you anymore and you shouldn't be selling your oil to anybody but if you have to sell your oil then might as well sell it. But if you're gonna sell it then you have to sell in petrodollars or US dollars. But this idiot makes me wonder who's behind really trying to screw us here? Is it Russia or is it the EU when they cut off Swift? They are the ones who cut the Swif system off not- Correct! As we've proven on our show by playing their clips Well, what is it our idea? But what are the chances that every country or every region is taking their own little credit for this I mean the UK's taking credit. They're not a part of the EU The EU's taking credit they're not a part of the UK the US is taking credit This is how globalism works. This is your build back better crew

2:12:35 Well, they're all taking a credit for doing this. We're the ones paying for it UK are the ones... Yeah we're paying for the whole thing! The UK is running the scythe off... She's talking big game especially the EU those guys are jerks I think Newland was always right when she said F the EU Did you see that phone call has been removed from YouTube? There's a big to do about it Because it's a real call. Why? It's embarrassing, that's why! What you two got to do with the embarrassment of our State Department Let's play the 13 second excerpt. It has been removed and memory hold

2:13:32 Yeah, well we still have it and we can play it. We also have the full length recording. Yes! He's the guy to kind of midwife this I mean that we played so often I know it We played a lot. We needed Biden to come in and do an attaboy! I used to send back-and-forth in the No Agenda Social about how, what's... why am I being insulted and called the dude named Ben? And you had somebody that explained it to him. It was a very poor explanation. I came in and said hey, it was from a congressional hearing I had The explanation was at least better than just thinking it was some insult. Well, since it's been brought up this is Chaffetz this was the IRS lady who was being interrogated in Congress because of how they were using the IRS to target conservative groups, conservative nonprofits

2:14:28 and there was a question about where some email or some information came from, that came from the IT department. Anybody in the IT arena? I didn't actually interact directly with people in the IT arena There was somebody whose name was...I can't even remember his last name, I think his first name may have been Ben So a guy named Ben, dude named Ben Who else? There it is, dude named Ben. By the way the disdain that she has for someone in the IT department... Would you interact with a pilot of your airplane lady? That's the level you need to bring your dudes name up to and dudettes name Bernadette. I don't remember his last name he was a guy named Ben i think. A dude named Ben? Jerk! You know guys works at an IT department.

2:15:24 Yeah, that's the dude named Ben. We do have to remind people every six months to a year every year So this thing is clear there's clearly a lot about it's all about energy It's abusing the situation and push us towards the Green Deal The European Green Deal known here as the green new deal everyone has the same thing it behooves everybody This is a little under-reported story as Iran comes into the mix. And check this out, this scene those are Iranian commandos dropping onto a Greek oil tanker in the Persian Gulf last week A second Greek tanker was also boarded The incidents seem to be retaliation for Greece's assisting the US in seizing oil from an Iranian ship In the Mediterranean two days earlier Uh yeah What do you think? They stopped an Iranian ship with dodgy oil

2:16:16 Yeah, it looks like yeah. They're trying to trans ship a lot of Russian and the Greeks are pissed The Greeks are pissed off about the whole situation because they own a lot of the ships Yeah, they don't like any of this then I'm like any of this stuff There's also something kinky going on in Syria and I can't figure out quite what it is But I have this clip in the clip is entitled American. Our American ambassador to the U.N. is floating around Syria or something to get delay of the land they're trying to do something fishy's going on today, the US ambassador to the United Nations Linda Thomas Greenfield is near the Syrian border in Turkey. She's there to remind that there are still millions of people inside Syria who depend on UN aid

2:17:01 The government of Bashar al-Assad has retaken most of the country, but a few million people still live in an... Wait a minute. What happened to the evil dictator Assad? Have they dropped that now from the style guide? He's no longer the evil dictator, the dictator who is killing his own people. That's all dropped! That's interesting... The government of Bashar al-Assad has retaken most of the country but a few million people still live in an opposition controlled region near the Turkish border NPRs Michelle Kellerman is traveling with the ambassador and joins us from southern Turkey Hey Michelle Hi there They really got to stop doing this at NPR. Hi there, hi! Can we zoom later? ...and joins us from southern Turkey... Hey Michelle. Hi there So can you talk more about what prompted Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenfield to take this trip now in particular? So there's a deadline next month for the UNCG

2:17:59 If you have a name Linda Thompson Greenfield, and you're trying to keep your copy tight. Why doesn't she ask the question? Because they already named her at the beginning of the piece, Linda Thomas-Greenfield. She says why is Ambassador Greenfield? In Syria, why is Ambassador Greenfield doing this? Why is it that's what you should say instead She keeps saying Linda Thompson green field into Thomas gray or whatever her name. Is its I don't know why they're doing well Well part of that I will tell you because she's very highly regarded she's a career diplomat and she is African-american so she has all she had to be the full thing and

2:18:47 It's just the style guide. It's what you do to show... it's almost like saying, she should have put in the honorable Linda Thomas Greenfield. I find it extremely annoying but play the clip sorry She's a possible way out of NPR. That's what it is. So there's a deadline next month for the UN Security Council to renew an aid program from Turkey to Syria. We're talking about hundreds of trucks a day, food medicine and other supplies that cross apart of the Syrian border that is controlled by opposition forces

2:19:37 Syria's government opposes this aid route, calling it a breach of sovereignty. Russia which has veto power on the Security Council is an ally of Syria so it could block this aid route when it comes up for a vote next month and U.S officials say that could cut off you know about four million Syrians that really depend on these UN aid shipments And by the way, they can't rely on the Syrian government and Russia aiding them because those countries have a record of trying to starve out opposition areas in the country. Hold on a second! What opposition area is this exactly? Because to me...

2:20:12 This doesn't sound like, this sounds like an area where they want to send weapons. Doesn't sound to me like there's people and four million people who need food and how long has this dependency been going on? For years?! There is no backstory! They give you nothing here it just the opposition area in the middle of nowhere, up to Turkish border. I have no idea! We probably wouldn't take too long to figure it out specifically but you're right it's about smuggling arms. That sounds like to me Russia aiding them because those countries have a record of trying to starve out opposition areas in the country

2:20:50 Okay, well who has Thomas Greenfield been meeting with while she's been on the ground there? So far she's been meeting mostly with Syrian refugees including an aid group known as the White Helmets. She's also met with some small business owners from Syria. The ambassador says she heard some similar concerns from many of them today, take a listen. The main message is we are hearing from our relatives inside of Syria they are suffering and we don't want to be forgotten and I think the message they have heard for me is that we have not forgotten Syria and that's why I'm here

2:21:33 Well, first of all you got me. You knew it was coming! You knew the White Helmets bit was coming that's great. White Helmets of course discredited for their outright lies and staging of chemical weapons attacks this has been admitted by UN organizations... Among other things? Among other things So I'm reading here in the Syrian Observer, which is probably where NPR's getting their information from. We know the Syrian Observer is one dude in a flat in London who was always on the BBC as The Expert for years and here are the opposition areas Syria South Eastern Ghouta near Damascus and rural parts of Homs province these are all pipeline area by the way

2:22:21 We know that Homs is a pipeline area. This doesn't sound... I mean, so they want to go from Turkey all the way through Syria handing out whatever on the way down? Yeah! I can see the problem but i don't know if there's a real problem with these people There's no evidence that people are being starved by Assad this is just an...I don't get it What did...? There something up you're right Something up and when the white helmets thing came in yeah, then I knew something was time. Yeah She's meeting with them their scammers And she's meeting with him and would some things up they're gonna do something and Biden is gonna You know be pushed into something not gonna like yeah Yeah We're gonna get screwed again the American public's going to get screwed now while talking about biting Here it is our favorite segment

2:23:19 We need a jingle for the Biden segment. So he gave his speech at Annapolis and his speech was outrageous with this bullshit, so let's start with the top of the order here with the Biden horseshit tale one. Hello Naval Academy! Whoa before I began my speech it thought crossed my mind as i was told the class of 72 is here I was appointed to the Academy in 1965 by a senator who i was running against in 1972. Never planned it that way, I wasn't old enough to be sworn in and I was only 29 years old when I was running He was a fine man whose name is J Caleb Boggs. I didn't come to the academy because I wanted to be a football star And you had a guy named Staubach and Bellino here

2:24:17 So I went to Delaware. Wait a minute! So first he was admitted to the academy and then, uh... He didn't like it. He wanted to play football so we went to Delaware? Huh?! So in 1965 he was supposedly admitted or given a commission or whatever it was Boggs got him into the Academy He was already in... he graduated from law school in 68, so do the math on that. Right? He was already at the University of Delaware since 1965 from his own, because the difference is seven years between when he ran in 72 against Boggs and 65 when he was supposedly given this. This is a nonsense story people have written about it here and there's not on the list of lies like if it was Trump but people are going no no this is no truth to this it's just making it up

2:25:12 He didn't have no intention, he was a draft dodger. He was on an exemption and went to law school to keep his exemption going...he never joined the service until he finally got out on some medical thing so that's bullcrap but is there part two of this one? Yes I think we have a jingle to play for you. But all kidding aside, the best line of the debate was after it was all over. The announcer, the questioner who was a good guy but supported my opponent who is a good man as well I might add and he said Senator Boggs anything else you want to say? And he said yes just one thing and took the microphone He says You know Joe if you accepted my commission to the academy appointment

2:26:08 He said you'd still have one year and three months active duty, and I'd have no problems right now. And I realized that what the deal was here, he likes to tell these kinds of stories in the second part. About yeah and they said this and they said that and he's a good guy and I'm a good guy we're all good guys. He has some...I think the whole thing was made up so he could tell that phony story! It's like corn pop you know? And again the chains just a story to make himself look good or make himself looks anecdotal So it is bull crap another piece of bull crap which no one can document

2:26:46 Is this a little subtle one? This is the Biden Annapolis rugby story. I can't wait to see you! When i couldn't play football anymore, I played rugby in law school. I should have spent more time at law school but anyway... Wait he wanted to play football but then he wound up playing rugby?! There's no evidence that he played rugby. In fact, one of the only teams that was... He went to Syracuse Law and the only team nearby was a team that didn't form until a year after he was out of law school and then there were some local clubs but it wasn't the college team because the college team and the major teams in the area have

2:27:25 assiduous records that somebody in the Guardian went and looked up, and they couldn't find any evidence that he played rugby for anybody anywhere. From the same president who is indirectly or maybe even directly telling us that hey man don't worry corn pop over there in Ukraine promise you won't point this shit at Russia! Yeah exactly good point good call back So here now these the other ones aren't as good as those but I got these other clips. This is the Annapolis to mumble Is there more cuz that one's good by itself she would it dip is a day folks He's mumbling the whole time Folks, this is your day, but I want to start by recognizing people who got you here

2:28:11 your parents, your family. Everyone here to show the support to get you here is their day as well. It's important to distribute today. This is what I said... What? That was great! Alright and this is the last one I got the last one. This is Annapolis clip 3 When I graduated from University of Delaware I had a few thank-you I had a few minor infractions like cozying down an RA in anyway Hosing down an RA? An RA, I think it was a yeah research assistant. Yeah no that's a resident... A resident something then. It's the hall monitor in the dorm. Okay. The RA so all right. By cozying down on RA and anyway unfortunately we didn't have the same tradition you have here

2:29:08 Whatever that hosing down our A's. I don't know what he means sniffing He's the president. I have a Biden Bumble Yeah, this is the president luckily Stepping in after a long time to help alleviate the baby bottle of the baby formula Supply issue which I do want to point out once again the news and even the White House spokeshole continues to say that this is because of something Abbott did, where Abbott clearly disputes that and have the lab results and receipts to show it.

2:29:50 So, you know the fact that the president's gonna defame them again is an issue but it's really the solution to the problems of the supply chain for baby formula. Today we're announcing United Airlines has agreed to offer cargo space for Kendall NutriCare and for the delivery of 3.7 bottles in a formula here in the States I want to thank United Airlines for partnering with us to get this done. Three point seven bottles of formula! He said, 3.7 bottles I mean it's minor and we all get it but is really the guy does nothing right except for oh my goodness I saw this this morning Oh this was so good to all of a sudden now looks like we have some student debt relief coming but it will be specifically this first tranche

2:30:46 will be for 500,000 people and most importantly it includes Corinthian colleges. Do you remember the story about the Corinthian colleges? Well I don't think they're like the same as USC. No, no, the Corinthian colleges was a scam Was it a complete scam? Are you sure yes, I know there's a lot of scams floating around yeah Corinthian now because I think we know I know that We also talked about it on the show several times It was a for-profit post secondary education. It had it bought up a whole bunch of schools and Then it went bankrupt and people were here it is

2:31:33 a part of it, American Motorcycle Institute Blair College, Bryman College, Bryman Inst... all these little colleges that they bought up I think they bought those. It was a roll-up basically and the whole thing fell apart and the whole thing fell apart but if you go back and look The Corinthian College's accused of predatory and unlawful practices filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in 2015. It had faced a lawsuit from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, and at the time the Attorney General of California Kamala Harris." So this is going to be a win for the Vice President, for Kamala

2:32:20 It's already starting to bubble up in the news. Oh, she went after him! She finally... and now she is helping the people that were screwed by these unscrupulous dicks. Yeah it's kind of old news like somewhat forgotten even I forgot about it. You're going have a lot trouble getting her any motive you know? You are not gonna get..I don't care what they do except if they do another rigged Not that anything has been rigged, but if they do another mail-in ballot for the national election 2024... Wow you sound like a Fox News model. What do you mean not that anything's been rigged? I'm saying that nothing's been rigged

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2:45:04 Calendar's full for the meetup and you just heard how it's updated the night before each show night. And indeed, we're very happy with the work that Mimi and of course Sir Daniel are doing keeping knowagendameetups.com updated and coordinated. First MeetUp report is from Central Iowa from Sarah Clark. It's a written report meet-up for The Smash Park in West Des Moines on Saturday, May 28th the sun was shining. We enjoyed food and drinks discussion of bugs prepping farming fertilizer homeschooling gender anime Holy crap And what we want to do for the next few new meetups which includes a train ride in Boone and another game day at Smash Park finish the afternoon with a game of bags so he could say Someone's getting cornhole today sounds like your recipes have success to me So they call it bags in In Des Moines and I will just call it corn hole

2:46:02 Interesting. Well, they throw bags so maybe... Oh yeah I didn't know they called it bags the cornhole is so much more sophisticated Southern Colorado Hey y'all this is Carol Ann Baroness in southern Colorado we just had a great meetup This is BoredStupid. You're hearing me speak in the morning Hey there, this is Elise with the Brooks clan with our three human resources In the morning John and Adam! This is Jessica That's John Denver He was a spook In the morning this is Mark The Wandering Knight Shake the rain stick for me would ya? This is Chris Stay dangerous In the morning Adam and John This is Wade the douchebag

2:46:41 from the Chase Ranch. ITM, John and Adam this is your friendly teenage listener Phoenix my goal is to donate before my parents so I can call them out as douchebags yeah good afternoon John and Adam this is Melanie hey John if you cashed that check of $100 two years ago don't worry also another donation to bring me to Dame hood In the morning John and Adam. Hey, Adam we could use a rain stick here in Southern California! In the morning John and Adam this is Josh coming from Pueblo West We really could use the rain stick out here in Colorado New Mexico and Arizona so please give us a shake. IN THE MORNING! Uh what do you think? I think they can get their own rainstick No those don't work they're not professionals are you kidding me that's very dangerous

2:47:35 It sounds to me like people are in need of rain. I mean, is this... I'll give a shake if you want to? No hold on! I could use some rain here so.. Alright well ummm....I'd like to alert Galveston Houston and possibly Texarkana Last time we got a donation from Galveston never Doesn't mean that there aren't producers listening there who are hitting people in the mouth and doing what they can do I just want to warn everybody that the back end of my stick in particular Can be lethal so I'm going to try and temper the lethality as we go once at one shake or One shake and a flip over. I think one's shaking a flip over when flaking is shit once Remember, we are trained professionals Do not try this at home here We go three two one

2:48:34 Okay, oh you shoot what is that you were shaking it dry? It's dry. You shook it at the end there be careful with that little beats up That's this stuff to get you in trouble did well. It's like you learn nothing in rain stick school stop it stop it My goodness getting a little careless there All right, Kansas City. Sir Spencer Wolfe of Kansas City here at the KC Meetup at Choteau Greenway Park We got all the human resources out here celebrating Lavish's birthday It's like a party! This is Matt from Kansas to remind you that the city is pronounced Olaytha not Olath

2:49:14 I'm mad as hell and i'm not gonna take it anymore. This is Mark from the bitter Brussels sprouts in the morning Hey John and this is Bill Talty we're all part of a universal collective consciousness hey this is Brinkmania from Springfield Dame DeLorean here may your bowls were never brighter. Dame Blackhammer here, we're missing Sir C Mike but he'll catch us next time In the meantime I have seven out of my eight human resources and we're having a good time at the park Hey Crackbot and Buzzkilt thank you for your courage Child abuse we love child abuse here the Noah Jenner and poop his pants. Yeah, these are actually my ISOs this is

2:50:04 Before we get to that, here's what is happening Meetup-wise on the calendar. If you're in Wallkill New York you can go to the Inn at The Ridge 630 tonight. The Shawgunk Mountain meet up! The first one! Go check it out! Pittsburgh tomorrow noon, the Strange Roots Brewery in Millvale Also tomorrow Putin's Poon Tang Party 1 o'clock at Miller's Ale House Mount Laurel Township New Jersey On Saturday, Red 33, Red 33 Gemini. Gemini season season 2-30 Castle Island Brewery in Norwood Massachusetts you are the biggest beach we talked about earlier four o'clock Chicago Montrose Beach Parks look for the three red balloons that's 96 less than Naina

2:50:50 We have Local 360 at 4 o'clock at Farm Strong Brewery in Mount Vernon, Washington. This is all Saturday. A Farewell to Washington, 430. That will be in... that's Malarkeys in Issaquah, Washington The Rare Hog Meetup 530 Eastern Colonel Mustard's Pub and Grill Port Perry Ontario Canada-Navia Southern Ontario Canada-Navian meet up 6 o'clock at Cravens in Sarnia, Ontario Local 251 International Brotherhood of Mouth Hitters, that's at Jason's Deli in Mobile Alabama. Hey Dave Jones should go check them out!

2:51:28 COA Indianapolis NA Tribal 330 Blind Owl Brewery in Indianapolis, Indiana. Curious Gaga Gorge 530 and Bridge Brew Works Fayetteville West Virginia There you go there's a West Virginia meetup for you the first Sunday of every month event good to see it And finally on the next show that well actually this is beyond that the next Thursday We'll be New York Supper Time, six o'clock at Chaz's Palminteri Italian restaurant in New York. Just looking down the list we have everything chocker block for June for July we're already into August where people booking things up including München Bayern Germany on the 9th of June so a lot coming up that's our no agenda meetups noagendameetups.com where you can find and meet-up almost every single day almost anywhere in the world

2:52:20 And if you can't find one, here's the cool thing about it. You can start your own go ahead It's like a party no agenda meetups It's like I might as well play in my two isos since they were already kind of revealed there. I thought they were cute. Oh, oh, I hear the cops That was good and did Brandon poop his pants? There's another one in there that she had uh

2:53:04 Some let's go Brandon or something. Oh, she had a whole whole rap there but I kind of like I Like it is just as something we can use stand alone and the reason I say that is because I only have one eye by the way There's a train going toward China And I mean it right what I mean now the California's part of the Belt and Road project yes And so far it has started with three engines in the front, there's one puller in the middle. A hundred cars between the front and the middle on this starting 101 we're up to about 110-120 cars headed for export.

2:53:45 Yeah, you can play that if you want. Oh my god! Wooo! Listen to that horn! We don't get to play it anymore now... This is the biggest- yes, you're right this is the biggest train I've seen still going. It's at about 130. Biggest train I've seen headed out And what are they packing? Well they're all cargo containers so he can't tell there's two on each of them and when I say 130 That's a hundred thirty times 2. They're trafficking kids again Could be. It could be somebody in these things, but they're still going it's unbelievable isn't it? This is one of the longest trains I've seen going...in the right direction

2:54:20 All right, so you started the show very early on. Oh it's finally ended about how about your how about your ISO? Yeah I was saying you started the show by By saying dynamite something dynamite You said there's gonna be dynamite you see that So I thought they were yes you did and I thought this is perfect for the wraparound because you want to start in with The same kind of thing and here is my ISO Okay There's nothing better than that today for sure Now, I will say this. Please do. I took that from the ads these repulsive ads that are on line or not online they're on small time TV court TV to be a good example and it's about calling and getting a zip code and then checking your zip code to see if you get more money back sometimes is just makes no sense whatsoever but

2:55:14 They have William Shatner doing these ads. They have a bunch of these different guys really yeah, and so they have James Jimmy JJ Walker no Mike Yeah, I know Matt that's where it comes from of course So I want to play just there's only a few seconds of these but I want to play his part of the ad where he's telling The people check their zip code and it's called call now advert Hi, it's me again. Listen to this Medicare Part C plans with extra benefits like getting money added back to your social security check every month may now be available to you in your zip code make sure you're not missing out It's simple one call the number on your screen two they'll look up your zip code and see if you're eligible three They'll check for plans with extra benefits like prescriptions dental coverage and the best

2:56:06 benefit that adds money back to your social security check every single month. Call now! Now I've heard this a million times, i'm so annoyed with these commercials and he's the worst and here's the second part where he wraps it up with his dynamite Check your zip code! It could be... DYNAMITE! Call now Well, you know... So I thought I'd inflict a whole audience with this bullcrap that i listen to on these lobster stations. But just think about this and the poor guy did-I mean this is end of life gig you know? This is.. I know where I'm gonna wind up! I'm going to take over Tom Selleck's reverse mortgage gig

2:56:52 Yeah, you know so but you can't you know? You don't have to watch I'm not for Jimmy JJ Walker. Well. I'm glad he's got the gig yeah But do I have to listen to it a thousand times that's what bothers me well stop watching M5m baby this is not in 5m That's that this one. I picked up on court TV, but it's on all these little That's all m5m. It's not in five. Oh, no it's it's unbiased great news and great reporting Actually core TV is quite good hmm yeah I know especially when it comes to important cases like depth heard Sure, I only have a couple things that just want to mention before we go okay what? Well just a couple thing that's all on the show notes one

2:57:46 What was promised would never happen. What you even said as we were discussing George Soros's desire for a EU Treasury, of course the EU Treasury means... EU taxes also means the treasury needs to be protected as you rightly pointed out by an army and Germany has now uncloaked is revealing their massive military expansion So the European Union army is on its way and they promised, they promised this would never happen. Naomi Wolf... And the Ukrainians won't send the missiles into Russia? No no of course not! They promised. Naomi Wolf her latest sub stack which you might want to give a read Dear Friends sorry to announce a genocide

2:58:36 So the canceling can be complete now, as she says the COVID vaccinations particularly how they were not to and she's writing all this based upon the 50 thousand pages that Pfizer wanted the judge to keep secret for 75 years. She said now this You know, so it was 230 women who participated in the trial. 207 of these women they no longer have records of — they don't know what happened to that — Of the 32 whose records they do have 28 lost their children before birth and So that's what Naomi Wolf is calling a genocide I'm honestly worried about the 230...207 women They can't find

2:59:23 Do you think they just died? I mean these women remember being in the trial don't they someone needs to step forward something's up Deutsche Bank. This is gonna be a fun one There's not there's not Deutsche bank, but a subsidiary of Deutsche Bank what the hell company was this a bank was this Has had to step down after, oh DWS there it is Deutsche Bank. Chief executive is resigning hours after authorities raided its offices as part of a probe into claims the company exaggerated these sustainable credentials of some of their financial products I think this may be the first big ESG scam we're going to witness this is dieselgate and it's from the Germans once again

3:00:10 You know, just like Audi scammed with the TASC. Like oh no we're environmentally friendly! Volkswagen top of the list. Oh, Volkswagen and Audi same company is it not? I believe so. Could be So now we have bank and financial products turning out to be scams Scams are around! It's unbelievable how can this happen?! Isn't that what these governments are for? To keep this from happening to the public. I would like, uh...I would request uhh.. I would request that the umm.... When does the government get involved in it?! They're a part of the scammers! This is not right!! I would like the Oman Investment Authority to send us a check as they took our advice from the Kuri Dvorak Consulting Group and they have now decided to use excess gas for Bitcoin mining so there's smart

3:01:06 Putin is the one that should be doing that and then the final one and this was very surprising, and I'm extremely disappointed. I'm looking at you Tim pool I'm looking at You x22? I'm looking all you guys How come no one has talked about the fact that there's a Bilderberg meeting today through Sunday What about Alex does he pick it up? He's not her I have not heard from Alex like this comes from one of our Finnish producers came from a finish publication and it wasn't like a big announcement, it was just following a somewhat cryptic announcement Tuesday Prime Minister Sanna Marin she's Finnish, Finland-Finnish politician. She would be spending a few days in Washington this week papers report she headed up to the USA on Wednesday to attend the meeting of the high powered Bilderberg group from Thursday through Saturday In the United States? In Washington DC

3:02:09 Wow. So shame on everybody, I can't believe we missed all that! Well we had to double check this... These guys never miss that stuff especially Alex That's why i'm so disappointed but he's kind of bogged down with other stuff you know lawsuits crap like that Alright John play us out For the next show- not gonna do it now Next show I got a letter from one of our producers who actually owned and used a hydrogen vehicle. Oh, okay! He leased the 2018 Toyota Miral which is one of the... I think i've driven that car? Mm-hmm And he has a story to tell it and it's fascinating. Ooh excellent, excellent hold on a second we just delete all this okay alright so that means no clip

3:03:05 No, but okay. You got the clip Jimmy JJ Johnson is your click I gotta I got an ISO that's for sure I got a dynamite dynamite ISO Dino my so let me take a look and see what's happened on no agenda stream calm and in the troll room Yes random thoughts episode 189 Lured away is the title so that's a pre-recorded podcast for your podcast listening pleasure on no agenda stream calm hang out in the troll room troll room dot io and We look forward to bringing you more deconstruction on Sunday. Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, it's right here in FEMA Region No. 6. You can look it up on all the governmental maps. In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and for Northern Silicon Valley where I remain I am John C. Dvorak we will return

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