2:10:25 And let's kick off our thanks here for executive. We have a list of executive and associate executive producers for this particular episode, we do it for every single episode. Value For Value! There is no commercials here. No? We knew that was never going to work and you can't be honest, you can say what you want to say... You get screwed so we just ask you send us whatever you think the show is worth That all that it is, that how works. You send us your time, your talent, your treasure will take it all. And Sir Tytran from Wanaroo, Western Australia sent us $4000. Nice! Holy crap that's a... but there is no note email coming That is an Insta Baron But how we have no note I mean did he forget to send it to us? It will come when it comes. I wish you would have sent it now No We'll get it You want to thank him and I presume that
2:11:27 that he'll want his Insta-Barony and he'll want a Protectorate and all that. And we could not... He's probably, because he's already a Sir, he probably gets bumped up to God knows what, Earl or Viscount or something. You know when I saw the spreadsheet come in this morning my heart sank. Why? Only 66 kilobytes! Oh yeah small it's a small spreadsheet we just have a couple of guys Guys at the top. We got lucky to load we got lucky I mean there must be at least 30% less that's what concerns me Yeah, 30 percent less it really Well, I mean we got this weather situation on the East Coast which i think is hurting donations. What people can't donate? Also COVID-19... People are getting back to work and they're saying what do we need them for?! We need that new sheriff who stopped a crime in the city! You know get rid of him! Yeah now hey take an old western we like the Western Sheriff who fixed the town and now the town's fixed so get out of here Now that now the brothel madam won't even sleep with us
2:12:31 Yeah, there you go. Well thank you very much Sir Ty Tran I'm gonna give you a goat karma in advance of your note and your obvious crowning of some sort Thank You! You've got Karma Meanwhile, Sir Chris Vox from Elk River Minnesota also comes in with $1,000 a lot which is the top heavy part of the show. Sir Chris Vox here this donation is for my SHW Samantha which is smoking hot wife Oh smoking hot wife I thought it was some part of Western Australia Smoking Hot Wife
2:13:13 Samantha and Trim. So she may be Dame Samantha for the Nashville meetup tomorrow? Ah, yes! The Nashville Meet-Up No jingles no karma or no karma for all sorry... No jingles but Karma For All and love is lit Yes indeed the love is bigly lit You've got Karma so I did dial in to the Nashville Meet-Up And I spun about 30 minutes of records. It was the weirdest gig I've ever done, John because there was no video it was just Sir Patrick who texted me and we set up the clean feed and he says okay well we'll come to you when it's time. I'm like okay is it gonna be introduction? Will I be able to hear anything? He said yeah yeah also boom hey your live!
2:14:08 And I say something in the mic and I can hear it booming through the whole roller rink. Oh nice! Yeah, and I was like okay... So I just played some skate songs and played a couple jingles and I have no idea what's really weird because you know people were skating? I couldn't see anything. No feedback! Zero, except Dame Jennifer she started texting me it's great oh my god i was just singing with white girl overbite okay so pictures please? I think it was a good time they had there and we really missed not being there yeah Joel Nelson is in Richfield Minnesota
2:14:48 And he sends us 380.38, John Adam keep up the good work the show has kept me sane! See this is a guy who recognizes what we've done Yeah Oh I'm sorry i almost forgot to oh no we did his karma uh i'm requesting house selling and buying stereo goat karma let me get a little bit of stereo goat karma here okay with this executive oh it's an executive boobs donation Okay, so 90 is o 9 plus 9 0 6 plus 8. Oh oh eight plus six So oh nine plus six. Oh, oh six Do you understand this sequence? No don't know I don't understand jingles. Oh my god Can you see that juice and it's so juicy and the loo the stereo go karma? Oh my gosh Can you see that juice and it's so juicy? God
2:15:46 It is juicy. That's really bad. Okay, good creativity there Sir Babaluchi wife and daughter 333 33 donation from sir babaluchi at the Nashville skating rink Thank you to the organizer and it is wonderful to see so many people outside their comfort zone Love and lit sir babaluchi wife and daughter very nice Chris Willis, dude named Ben. Hendersonville Tennessee did Crockpot and Buzzkill hard to believe but I've been with the show since the Bush administration that's right now is this from the very beginning yeah that does actually be yeah it does sound true we cut that end of the Bush administration I had the pleasure of meeting Adam and redacted at The Big Bang Bar during the
2:16:39 Thank you, Chris. At the Big Bang Bar during the Hot Pockets Tour as well as the indomitable right honorable Sir Jeff Smith! That's right in Tennessee. Thank you for helping me have a sane perspective at least part of the time during all these insane times All producers should be grateful for the foresight and wisdom to keep these things decentralized and sustainable lest we all be listening to Rachel Maddow on NPR instead Indeed, well said. Jingles anything by Jeff Smith dealer's choice and a goat karma if you please I figured I'd play two by Jeff Smith You've got Karma
2:17:28 The man is a genius. It's an old classic. Man is a genius. On the face bag, Chap Williams comes in from Edmond Oklahoma with and he does this on every couple of shows 333 dot 33 and these are bank checks that are coming in through their bank payment system where it's you go time pay me to go to the bank or one systems, it's an online system. So he hasn't... I don't have a note from him but he keeps doing this and so I'm expecting a long tome or something from him pretty soon. And I want to thank him for 333.33. I want to move on to Jared Hodgden in Sussex Wisconsin at the 333 donations from my smoking hot wife Maureen
2:18:18 She says we share my 33.33 monthly donation I don't agree! Okay... But de-douche her You've been de-douched I love you, Moe Happy 37th birthday I don't think she's on the list or it would be in yellow Oh Thanks for hitting me in the mouth So she hit him in the mouth and Maureen is now 33 on that 17th Okay hold on I'll read the next one as you please Zachary foge tick in Sheridan Wyoming 333. I would like this donation in honor of Brennan Beasley aka Sadie Tramps birthday, but there's another birthday that seems oh okay? Uh I will these if any of these birthdays are missed I have I can explain it um
2:19:18 Well, I got to put this Brienne Beasley. Yes, a case saddle tramp saddle tramps birthday 219 is the first time donation we are in desperate need of a de-douching We appreciate the service you guys provide can we get a biscuit? on my birthday karma. Yeah, let's do this first. You've been de-douche'd! They always give me a biscuit on my birthday... you've got karma. Okay so this is from Zachary I'm just doing the admin here
2:19:57 Yeah, well. Okay Zach keep going while I do this. Zachary... Good! Andrea Butler This is our first associate executive producer $233.33 Thank you for the show Happy Valentine's Day The couple that no agendas together Well you know the thing Hey, baby jingle in John's voice please. Baby jingle in Johns voice? Yeah I got it! I don't know what that means... Yeah I do. I have no idea Plant potato famine crop for a reason PS plant potatoes is a famine crop for a reason okay well whatever that means Well actually I think its very sound advice plants of potatoes because famine is coming I understand yeah but the famines
2:20:39 If you recall, the Irish had a big famine and all they did was plant potatoes. But they didn't know that you could eat them! That's not true... Yes it is! They didn't know they could fish off the coast. Oh, was that the problem? Yes, that was the problem. Oh shoot, hold on listen here's your jingle. Hey baby See I remember it. Okay, that's you. Hey baby, hey baby. Ooh this is a ringtone. Hey baby. I like that Okay, that was our first associate executive producer Philip Smith our second with a row of Canada geese 222 dot to donation from sir Jeremy Chum potty the half-witted Short note will be emailed to John. I guess this is it Unless you're ready. No way he's put his in there all right short note. I'll read this one and Junev
2:21:34 Also a row of Canada geese 222.22 St.. Charles, Illinois boots on the ground report from the nature Naturopathic practitioner there we go my colleagues And I are having a lot of people contact us with all kinds of weird symptoms The lab work often shows very disturbed immune systems This is not a note. I think we're going to be happy with Those patients who are recovering from COVID are not surprised. Some people who have been vaccinated may recognize that their health took a nosedive after their first or second shot, but sometimes they don't think it can be vaccine reaction because they were told the vaccines were completely safe. A few people told me... Hold on! Safe and effective? That has been the mantra. Yeah, safe and effective. Go on. You make an excellent point now you see why how people get duped
2:22:29 A few people told me that they thought no one else in the world was having any kind of reaction to the vaccines except them. Others who felt forced to get the vaccine due to family or job pressure have said it was the worst decision they've ever made. Long-haul COVID is a real thing." My point is that many people need help to rebuild their immune systems right now and they are not going to get any help from the medical establishment. I urge producers to find natural and functional medicine practitioners, and get help if they're suffering from lingering effects of the virus or the jabs. None of us knows what we can expect long term from this insane medical experiment and it's better to get early help rather than wait until a more serious adverse reaction appears."
2:23:10 As always, thanks to you guys for creating the best podcast in the universe and to all of the producers for their many contributions so we can survive and thrive together. Love is lit! Health is real... love is lit! And health is real wealth these days. Nice So you still have your voodoo doctor don't ya? I sure do Yeah he probably knows all the latest on... Oh I've sent people to Dr Ron Banuelos at Heel Austin He has protocols to help you with that. I don't know what they are, but... You'll be finding out! No, I think I'm gonna- I hope.. There is this IV thing you can get which if this lasts If i feel worse than I do now then I'm going to get it and I'm not an IV guy at all I hate that shit But I will do that just to see if I can clear some of it out
2:24:11 You got it. We've got it, surprising. ...to Grant Convey in Lincoln Nebraska 21791 and he wrote... sent me a check and wrote a note and to prove it I can wiggle the piece of paper jingles of Putin on the wrist nice nice go yeah haven't heard that it's perfect where is it why was I said that we've been playing that we should have been I know we're not lose goat karma a douchebag call out he's got a douche bag color at the beginning okay for Brad jazz ooski note ITM John and Adam I hope this had this donation gets to you in time for the February 17th show which lands on my 31st birthday
2:24:53 Nice. Is he on the list? I doubt it! Okay, keep going... Your valuable and frequently hilarious perspectives has taught me the importance of looking at current events from many angles as possible and that some conspiratorial thinking can both lighten the mood and shed some light on deeper truths Further looking forward to becoming a knight soon. Thank you for your courage, Grant Convini has a side note you don't have to read but I'm going to read it
2:25:29 A week or so ago, the topic of mRNA as a way to treat cancer came up. And I'd like to give a reminder that this show over a year back uncovered how BioNTech was originally developing an mRNA as a targeted cancer treatment based on the individual's DNA before Pfizer co-opted them for the COVID jab The complaint being that they're now using this as a one-size fits all shot rather than a targeted treatment catered to you specifically. So the coverage talking about mRNA as a cancer treatment is really going back to what it was being developed for in the first place, just to mention a little history there and it's true we had talked about this. If you're blue and you don't know where there's fake news why don't you get your Gitmo fix? Putin on the ritz!
2:26:24 Dressed up like a million dollar trooper Trying not to look like Anderson Cooper Super pooper Come let's mix where John Podesta walks with kids Oh, I mean pizzas in his mitts Putin on the ritz You've got... a mug. That is groovalicious. Then we go to Sir Loin, super freak of the Catawaba Wiver... Wiva? The Catawaba Wiva!
2:27:03 Belmont, North Carolina 217 22. Ah Okay is a couple of jingles here come on already at science No that's shut ups let's shut up already at science Don Lemon stick it in me nope It's injected in me Wild West pimp style yes you got that one right and lady ooh? Okay well that would be with an H close enough in the morning gents its sirloin super freak of the cattle Cat out cut all about river here there we go please credit this donation of 217 22 to my diabolically hot birthing comrade alley oops So we just say alley yes, alley I will say the hot Hot birthing that'd be funnier hot birthing
2:27:51 Comrade Allie. Okay, switcheroo is made. Comrade! Comrade Ellie we got you I refuse to let her go to her first meetup tonight in Charlotte as a douchebag so please de-douche her You've been de-douched That's right good men don't let their wives be douchebags at meetups Also i'm interested to hear if either of you have watched the documentary Century Of Self Yeah that's the uh Adam Curtis I believe Is it not? It sounds like it's a title from yeah, he has five Five eight I haven't watched. I have a while back and if so what are your thoughts? It's a great doctor It's a little everything Adam Curtis does is great except he's I think he's being slightly redundant with his to some of these things
2:28:39 That one was the epitome of redundancy. It was very long... Yeah, he's done them all before And at a certain point you don't really know what the hell is going on and then you kind of get into it Oh okay! It mainly focuses on Edward Bernays and his method for all things propaganda amazingly relevant for these past two years Well hello? You are no agenda producer. You do not have to ask us what we think of this. You know it's good Once again, thank you for all you do. Honk honk truck yeah! I haven't actually done my honks yet today... Yeah, honk honk truck yeah! Sir Lloyd Superfreak of the Catawba River Shut up already! Science! Inject it put it in me Wild West camp style Very funny Nailed it Jeffrey Holland and Winter Springs Florida 217 22 He writes YouTube
2:29:35 You are the best at deconstructing the media and thank you for all you do. I submitted my first artworks this week and look forward to hearing your feedback. I'm trying to earn my knighthood before Dame Meow-tisons Orlando NA meet up part two at the Hourglass Curryford on February 27th See you all there! Please send a goat scream and karma to the No Agenda community Love is lit, go UCF Knights Jeff's Winter Springs, Florida reserving my soon-to-be knight name Goti Fisher of the Space Coast PS. Goti is a early 18th century pronunciation for fish not to be confused with the gangster family Gotti Okay, I'll Scottie yep, but not to be confused you've got karma
2:30:35 MFDX of Anjou in Toronto, Ontario. Canada, 217. Good day gentlemen! With a request for karma interrupted by double tap I would like to thank the ridiculously dimwitted Francois Legault premier of Quebec for inadvertently putting an end to the mandates around the world and possibly Justin Trudeau's career. Oh? It was a Quebec's announcement to require vaccine passports at liquor, cannabis and specific sections of big box stores that forced the groundswell of Canadians to put their moulses down and say hold on a minute eh? That is not science. Oh I didn't know this! Then as the world watched and mocked our leaders were forced to revisit their science based mandates The so called freedom convoy wins As for Trudeau his days are numbered
2:31:30 He can hem and haw all over my unvaxed member in parliament. I would like to send him some karma rudely interrupted by a double tap, i've seen it work! Thank you for the continued coverage...and courage. You've got him. There ya go. Craig Nosley In Cumberland, BC. Talking about Canadians $200 everybody's favorite Canadian crackpot slash home cook at getting cooked calling Oh it's a cook yeah favorite he said one of the favorite
2:32:11 at getting cooked, calling in for some travel house buying and house selling karma as my missus misses is on her way from Vancouver Island to Nova Scotia to find our forever home in the woods. All right we got it for you! You've Got Karma And that closes our list of associate executive and executive producers for show 1426. Yes, and we want to thank each and every one of them for helping us out make this show a possibility
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