2:12:04 Keep up the amazing work, love is lit and all that shit. Aaaaame Kim Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers. Hubbard, Oregon. Can I please get an F Cancer R2D2 style and a goat karma? You bet. Oops. You've got I was just looking I did not have a note from Chop Williams from Edmond Oklahoma who sends in 33333 the perfect executive producer donation certainly for the first time. That came in as a bank check and usually those are accompanied by some email or something I did not get.
2:12:45 Same for Khalil Saman, Houston, Texas, 333. I also, and I've looked, I do not know what happened, so send us that, we'll gladly read it on a next episode. Then Guy Lambert from Wilsonville, Oregon, 333. Oh, this is, he wants you to read this limerick. He's got a limerick. Okay, this is Guy Lambert, 333 in Wilsonville, Oregon. Wilsonville is the home of the Squirrel Burger. Conveniently located next to the squirrel male. He'll get the joke because it's a fact. Please JCD. Okay. There was a mouse caught in a maze turned all around in a daze. Each way that he turned, he lost money he earned to cats named Arthur Hayes. I don't get it. I don't get it either. I don't know who Arthur Hayes is.
2:13:39 But there you have it. From your friends at Cheese Dow, XYZ, the Gamified Risk Protocol. And then he says, we put X's in exit plans. Okay, I have a feeling... Somehow, because you know what a DAO is? These distributed autonomous organizations where they use crypto and sometimes Bitcoin, but I think more Ethereum to raise money. So maybe this was something they had like a challenge or something they had to do. We'll have to see. CheeseDAO.xyz. He's in Wilsonville. It's a high tech area. That's where I think Tektronix is based in that area.
2:14:22 Joshua Gridley, Los Angeles, California, 333, in honor of Mark Patrick Gridley. Rest in peace. JPG. Oh, sorry about this. Baronet, I'll do this one while we're at it. Baronet Nate Wilson, in Vail, Arizona, 333. I need to call out Jason and Stormy as douchebags. You mean Jason? And Stormy? They've been listening now for several months with no donation. It took about eight years after hitting Jason in the mouth before he listened on his own. Wow, you were his training wheels for eight years?
2:14:58 If you could, I'd like some jobs, Carm, as my company is closing the division that I work in after moving me to Arizona. Oh, that sucks. That sucks? Yeah, moving in and then two months... I was here for two months before the announcement. Thank you for your courage, and if anyone didn't listen to your chat with Joe Rogan, they need to listen as well. Sincerely, Baronet, Nate Wilson. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You suck. Carmine. Huh, where are we? Chris K? Yep. 25665 from Carbon County, Pennsylvania. First associate exec. First associate exec for today. That would be like Carbon County. What a great name for an area. Great name for climate change. Carbon County is all grimy. Great name for carbon for climate change to strike. We're climate change central here in Carbon County. Please send health karma for my mama.
2:15:58 She went in the ICU before Christmas and was sent home after three days with antibiotics because of the fluid in her lungs. She went back last week and has been struggling. They seem to have gotten the fluid out of her lungs, but even with 100% oxygen mask, she's having trouble keeping that level up where she needs it to be in her blood, oxygen. Yeah, she was on a ventilator for a few days and recently taken off, but they might put her back on again. She's strong. She's made it through the through leukemia and breast cancer. I just asked for karma for a full recovery and hoping it's easier on her than the last couple of weeks. That sounds like a real mama bear. I spit on leukemia and breast cancer. This thing will be fine. Here it is. Of course, we have some karma for you've got karma.
2:16:47 Up next we have Sir Eric Hough from California, 256. And he says right off the bat, for jingles, do you have John's gonna hum the New York Times? It's my favorite. Yes I do. I looked it up. Thanks for the great show, John Adam. You guys always make me laugh and think. I'd like to shout out to all the awesome people who came to the Edmonton No Agenda Meetup way back in August, especially Levi Breederland, who did a lot of organizing. We want to do another meetup soon, but the cold and the vaccine policies have made planning hard. If anyone in the greater Edmonton area has a good idea for a February or March meetup location where some vaccine-free humans can still get together, or I guess even some who may have been vaccinated, let's not exclude anyone, please reach out.
2:17:35 I became a knight a long time ago and I was a little worried I was slipping into douchebaggery, so I checked my accounting. I was shocked to find instead that I had gone way past baronet and with this donation I can claim baron title! I'd like to claim the title of Baron of the Gitmo Nation Coffee Pot. That would be really awesome! Someone in Gitmo Nation keeps drinking the last cup and not making another pot. I'll make sure that pot is always full. Thank you for your courage. Eric Hoff, aka Will Code for Coffee at noagendasocial.com. Very funny, man. I like it. Excellent. Yes, your title change is noted and it will be up there. Game Frost is up $250.
2:18:17 I sent you a cool $2.50 in show 1413 but sent the note to Dvorak.com like a real dunce. Notes at noagendashow.net for certainty. And it's Dvorak.org. And it's Curry.com. So here I go again to get this Christmas New Year's present to my good friend Paul Beddow from Portland, Oregon. A smart man who yells at the clouds. Yes, it's a switcherama. So this is a switcheroo donation. Got it. I'll save my reports and long-windedness for my next donation. Thank you. Until then, give me a shape-shifting and some mac and cheese. Enjoy the journey. Dame... Dane. Dane. Dane Frost. Did I say Dane? You did. Yeah. I let it go. It's Dane, not Dame. And I forgot to place your Eric Hoffs request, so we'll do that one first.
2:19:11 John's gonna harm the Sunday Times. Aw man, Kevin Reeves. Send more stuffing Kevin, I miss ya. Roll up, roll up for the Batchelor's Shapeshifting Jews. Step right this way. Roll up, roll up for the Shapeshifting Jews. Living the mac and cheese life. Mac and Cheese by Ayn Rand. Ooh, slipped it in. There it is. Our next associate executive producer is from Fort Gratiot in Michigan. His name is Eric Sinkmajor. Sinkmajor. Eric Sinkmajor. There we go. Wife and I have 60 plus years in education as teachers. Are Michigan... I think it's Sank. Sank. Sankmajor? Sankmajor? No, Sank. Sankmajor. Wife and I... I thought you were saying Sink.
2:20:12 Oh yeah, go on. Whip, whip, whip. It was cool whip. Go on. Whip. Wife and I have 60 plus years in education as teachers at a Michigan State or our Michigan State Board of Education is currently planning to consider mandatory masks and vaccine schools. This is not state legislative action. This is the State Board of Education. Insanity. Republicans hold both state houses but you'd never know it. They are feckless cowards. I punched my smoking hot wife in the mouth in March of 2020 with your encouragement. We watched and investigated very carefully and saw the risk was clearly stratified by age, obesity, and prior health issues. We knew that we could and would teach any kids at the time with very low risk to us and them prior health notwithstanding. We took C, D3, zinc, quercetin, and exercised more from the outset to help keep our bodies healthy. But you have been back, but
2:21:03 But you have been the vaccination against mass formation. Oh, that's very nice. Please play. Shut up already is science. And that's where's Dr. Kiki? We got Dr. Kiki in there. It's a scam. That's a classic J.C.D. and the third one. We told you so on no agenda. Has that not been banned? Yeah. Yeah, we banned it. So we determined that this kind of gloating which we could have been playing constantly over the last two years was unnecessary and probably detrimental to the show's future and health. Yeah, and it's a little gauche.
2:21:45 And it's very gauche. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like exactly what it is. Yeah, it's what it is. You know what it means. Shut up already! It's science! It's a scam! And finally, Eric says, just celebrated 28 years together. And we've never had a fight! Petri or Corian, I'll put it, I'll link to it. There's no way I can, I can't even spell it. So yes. I looked at her site, she's got some good material, she's good. She's a very talented stained glass artist. Good, I'll link Eric's donation. She needs a big commission. You got it. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
2:22:43 You thought, karma. This one too. May I please have a Jobs Karma? Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Nick Dice and Lincoln, Nebraska came with 200 bucks. I got nothing from him to be found anywhere and then the last donor will be anonymous. at $200 and he or she says I was told by my triple vaxxed brother this week that I was an effing idiot. Disappointing. Wow. There's a lot of this going on by the way. There was a good, I got a note from our Hollywood producer up north
2:23:41 who got him and his wife Alex both got the COVID minor version, just Omicron. And so he's talking to his Hollywood buddies, he told me I could tell the story. He's talking to his Hollywood buddies and he says he was shocked by how they're, oh my God, you got COVID, are you okay? And he says they all thought he was gonna drop dead on the spot and they were just all so sympathetic and so helpful. And then I guess as the conversation continued, he said, no, I didn't get the vaccine though.
2:24:19 Oh, and he says they all turned on him and call him the same thing an effing idiot you scum you should have died Really? They said you should have died. Yes. They said they should have bet you should have died Oh, man, we need a recording of someone saying that that's that's great This is not on if you look at the Tom because someone wants to be on Twitter go to the Tom like us feeds. Mm-hmm Tom is all in on this and he People have been dying, you know, just people... I don't know where he's getting these, but there's, you know, it's like the guys who drop dead on the... they get the shot and they drop dead in the field. People also say, ah, they're never gonna get the shot in a million years, it stinks, it's dumb. And then they die of COVID. And like as... like as... goes good for them, they're dead. Yeah, this... but this is... license has been given for this. It's the pandemic of the unvaccinated.
2:25:19 This is apartheid. Yes, totally. It's racism. It's... Racism is not really... What is the term I'm looking for? It's fucked up. There you go. That's... I said it. There you go. It's apartheid. Yes. So he says, he says, I was an effing idiot, disappointing and I'm selfish for not taking the Vax. I was also told that I knew the right thing to do. You know the right thing to do. Take the Vax. When offered evidence about the vaccine problems, he refused to acknowledge anything beyond what he has seen in his community and heard from a few of his local physicians and pharmacist acquaintances. He is not in the medical field. I was repeatedly told that he trusts these authorities
2:26:03 over my researching information regarding the vaccine problems in the United States, Europe, Canada, Australia, et cetera. He also tried to shame me with you could could you live with yourself if you transmitted covid to mom and dad and killed them? This is from the same guy who had a cold allergy like symptoms during the holiday holidays, never took a covid test and still thought it acceptable to visit our parents on Christmas Day. Both of my triple vaxxed parents got COVID around New Year's Day. The brother infected him. Yeah, obviously. Thankfully both of them are fine now. When confronted about it, he said it was his allergies to try to explain it away.
2:26:49 His condescension was an eye-opener, a relationship-changing, and absolutely bizarre to say the least. After all the mass formation talk of late, it just reiterates that people you'd never dream of can be hypnotized by this insanity, and talking to them can be a fool's errand. You guys are invaluable, keep up the good work. Jingles resist we much. Signed, Anonymous. But resist we much. We must. and we will much about that be committed. People who skip the donation segments missed a lot today. This is content, people. I know what I'm talking about.
2:27:32 Sadly content Meister sadly it's very identifiable this story. I know it's a terrible story It's a bad it's an inter-family issue of no sympathies This is this is a good example some of this obviously hypnotized. This is like a cult. Yeah, it's like the vaccine cult Yeah, yeah, they call Trump a cult. This is the cult. Yeah, I Remember... You're ostracized, you're condemned. And if you do everything right and you still catch it, you should feel shamed because somewhere you did something wrong. You slipped up somewhere. You might have like just lifted up the corner of your mask just for a second while you were driving in your car and maybe that's how you got it. Because it came in through the air conditioning. Well it came in from an unvaxed demon. Yes, through the air conditioning. Unvaxed demon.
2:28:22 Oh, people, wake up! At the sound of my voice, all of you vaccinated who are completely insane will wake up in three, two, one. Wakey, wakey, wakey, wakey! And thank you all for producing episode 1416 of the best podcast in the universe. Every single one of these executive producers and associate executive producers receive that credit, which is valid anywhere credits are recognized. You heard it. We talk to Hollywood people. Go look at IMDb. There are producers there of this show who you'll recognize from other big Hollywood works. And thank you again. If you'd like to be one of these in the exclusive group, go to our website, which we built just for it. And thank you again for your time, talent, treasure, and the production of 1416. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Lordy, lordy. What do you have on, um...