1:36:25 And with that, let's... Wow. Thanks for bearing with me. What a segue! New podcast apps dot com That's where you can get apps that cannot cancel people Why is that so funny to you? Just the way you did it, it was just like sneaky. No! It's not sneaky...it was pre-planned and thought about Yeah well yeah you rehearsed this so you could slip it by your sensor here Oh yeah slipping it by Slipping it by Let's thank our executive producers and associate executive producers. We kick it off with the Black Knight of the Pacific Northwest who comes in with $1,401 that would be a precursor to the 1400 show which will happen on Thursday and he says black knight at the pacific northwest checking in love your work and coverage bringing sanity tempted to give the show number but instead I'm opting for the angel number with abundance instead
1:37:26 And that's it, he asked for nothing else and we really appreciate that. He is the best that guy One of the best yeah we got a lot of good ones today Meanwhile Sir Macanudo de la Paz was floating in and he has Dropped one a same thing 1,400 in advance of the next well. Yes 33 cents right but yes Yeah, I'm sorry there Sorry And he added to lucky number 33 at the end of his donation so he's got $1,400 dot 3-3 from sir Macanudo de la Paz 1400 is quite a milestone well done gentlemen Thank you and proud to be a producer this important work
1:38:05 I thank you and my amygdala thanks you. A little goat please? Deborah Matthews from Hamilton, Ohio $1,000 and this she says is for my super great husband's birthday on November 17th Happy Birthday to You always putting me first Here's a present here's the present you've always wanted Bob Matthews, Hamilton Ohio. Please have Mountain Dew and Doritos at the round table." Oh so he becomes a knight! I guess so? Wait let's make sure he is on the...I don't think he is on the list either. He doesn't have a knight name which we can deal with. No no he's not here hold on second. Oh that's Bob Matthews
1:38:56 Yes, Sir Bob Matthews. Very imaginative! He will be Sir Bob Matthews... Well that's a beautiful gift how nice is that? It's the best everyone said this about Debra in the neighborhood yes I heard it too Adair Dillaha $1,000 no note i can't find a note don't see a note there's nothing under the name donation or subject line donation from uh there but i'm sure that with a thousand dollar donation if he or she has something he or she wants to say, they'll send us a note. And they will. $713.99 sent to us by Sir Christopher Kessler Baron he is Marshfield Wisconsin this donation allows me become a Viscount so please keep it simple with the name Viscount Christopher no additional lands no jingles no karma thanks boom thank you sir Christopher I'll take it
1:39:59 Meanwhile, Chris Bargeron from Marietta, Georgia 520 which isn't quite half of 1400 is more or less. After 11 years I finally achieved knighthood may I be pleased to be knighted as Sir Bargy of the topographic oceans? Topographic I would also like to test a talking point here for parents that get questions about their kids' vaccine status. It goes like this, he's got a little script. He's got his script yes. Them! Have your kids gotten the vaccine yet? Really?! The deadliest vaccine in American history and you think i should give it to my kids no thank you. He's making friends everywhere
1:40:52 I would appreciate a double fact-checking on my new label for the jab if anyone feels motivated. I'm at Bargeron, B A R G E R O N on NA Social. Have you accepted the deadliest vaccine in American history into your life? Thank you both for your courage! This is truly the greatest podcast in the universe. On one last selfish request can I get A play of my BBB jingle Adam played back on episode 1275. Should be Build Back Better Jingle Barjaron MP3 if you still have it Don't stress if you don't have it, thank you for your courage Chris no stress here Chris I have it Build...Back...Better
1:41:46 Margo Gardner is in San Diego, California and sends in 500. Hey! Hi! I need a de-douching got it? You've been de-douched On the first Thursday of this week my company announced they would be giving a $500 bonus to every vaccinated individual who could prove their status by 12 31 21 Since I won't ever qualify for this dirty money bonus, I took it as a confirmation that I needed to make a donation in the same amount to the best podcast in the universe. Especially after Adam's deconstruction of what is going on with our food supply! Thank you both for my bi-weekly media deconstruction slash assassination and thank you to my smoking hot husband for hitting me in the mouth. No jingles, just baby making karma for us and whoever else needs it and health and jobs karma for all other producers associates and acquaintances stay safe bye! It's Millennial Margo G from SD Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma
1:42:50 Here's the baby part. Never fails Greg Carlwood 420 code word Greg Carlin from that higher from the higher side chats podcast here Yes, I've been higher side Chad get it get it mm-hmm big thanks again to Adam for doing an interview with me earlier in the year and Fireside chat donation. So, higher side...higher side! Year in a year and best of luck to NA listeners as we ride the rough and choppy waves of the vast conspiracy SEA We shall overcome Yeah it's a good show Higher Side Chats Robert Lowry $3.50 and 21 cents Jingle request George Clooney is a spy No and 2 to the head
1:43:44 I keep hearing that producers should donate on or for their birthday, especially when it falls on a show day. Well it's my turn! I also heard that everyone should be an executive producer at least once in their life so I'm taking my shot at that too. I am long time listener and got turned onto this show back when JCD used to promote it when he used to visit certain brick house for net cast. I'm equivering father with 11 arrows...11 arrows!!! and have not felt comfortable contributing treasure over the years. No kidding, just send us one of your kids! It's alright you won't miss them! We'll put them to good use
1:44:20 I've had the opportunity to contribute time and talent on occasion, however. I do not think i have as of yet been able to match the value you have provided thank you both very much Adam, I'm also making an in-kind donation to your favorite Austin charity for the homeless per your recommendation over a year ago yes Mobile Loaves & Fishes community first village that's very nice of you Have a truly blessed day Robert in Kansas home of the best sunsets You got it! George Clooney Is a spy? No. Interesting little story Yes, that was a good one Mike Downing from parts on no 333 dot three three executive producer for show 1399 D douche Melissa
1:45:11 You've been de-douche'd. As she was part of this donation, we need house buying karma and a boogity boogity boogity stay safe! Yeah we can do both of those. You've got karma. Jeff Nosbush NOSBUSH City Limits is Minneapolis, Minnesota. 333-33 Having heard Adam on Rogan's show last year Q John and remembering him well from his VJ days I was intrigued enough to check out the No Agenda Show and i'm sure glad I did
1:46:01 Your news deconstruction concept is an outstanding idea and I've really enjoyed... Validation! Finally somebody noticed. All those people saying, you don't do the news right man. Okay your news deconstruction concept is not standing idea and I really enjoyed how the two of your able to present serious issues in real information in a fun way without being stupid about it I hope you can keep giving us this valuable service for a long time to come. If you can stand it, I'd like a Howard Dean scream or Howard Dean goat scream sandwich so that's goats scream Howard Dean yeehaw and then a goat stream yeah i can do that for you Jeff not a problem same thing! I think I played three goats in a row
1:46:56 That sounded pretty good. Yeah, it did thanks man Stephanie Sprague is next on the list and also at 333 33 there John and Adam Thank you both for all that you do please say hello to my sister Heather Hello Heather who is now another a number one fan from Somerset New Jersey God bless you both Stephanie Sprague or Sprague It could be Sprague I'm sorry Sprague very sorry Sprague Then we go to Tim Blowers from Brownsville, Texas. 333-14 the 14 for our 14 years greetings from FEMA zone would be region number two
1:47:36 where I'm having to deal with the remains of IDA. Oh yeah, i'll try to keep this short my donation of 333 14 is to honor Shelly my smoking hot wife and we never had a fight at least one that I've won latest trip around the sun oh okay a smoking hot wife who'd never had a fight well that I've won latest trip around the sun got it which happens to occur on the same day as your 1400th educational exposition So that's Thursday. We were both hit in the mouth by our formerly troubled son Colby, he needs a thoroughly de-douché. Did we fix him? Is that what I mean? Did we fix him?! Oh here it is! Our formerly troubled son Colby who credits his independence from chemicals to you and John because you made fun of people like him
1:48:26 You mean Adderall and stuff? That's what I'm thinking. It's the least minimum. Well, right on! Good for him! Right on man! Colby keep up the good work! Yeah you'll be better off believe me. Oh much better even with Adderall you're basically always coming down from Adderall it's not good stuff keeping up keep up the good work even though The Keeper and I are one-and-done we cannot thank you enough for helping us to shrink our amygdalas and keep the COVID zombies away Shelly would like a little mac and cheese, noodle gun and some serious goat karma. Maybe a little mariachi for me but then again I'm still a douchebag Let's go Brandon! Tom Blowers... Oh blowers i should say because it's flowers with the B. Blowers And he says he'll be on his way to the roundtable soon Then here is what you asked for
1:49:13 Mac and cheese life. Mac and cheese! I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit. I got to my pasta glock locked and loaded. Okay... You know what? No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
1:49:50 333, up in the syrup country. Sir Flyknot! 33 showed up in my personal life many times so here's my contribution- This is sir Flyknot. Uh, 33 showed up in my personal life many times So heres' my contribution to the simulation cheat codes PS The Gitmo Nation principalities MoFax and Horowitz have really been great lately too Jingles de-douche and jobs karma. You've been de-douched! Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs... Let's vote for jobs! Youthbox Karma Simon from the Closed Network Podcast comes in with 333 he says it's a podcast all about OTG life privacy and security
1:50:47 Oh, that's gotta be a good podcast. Yeah I'm gonna listen to that closed network podcast. Not my real identity okay makes no problem leveling up for street care cred. Doing your podcast man! yeah baby leveling up for street cred can i get a deducing and a karma? I'll be back soon cheers bitches you've been de-douche'd all right no problem You've got Karma We got Lawrence Cornell 23456, parts unknown and note unknown. So that's if you have something to tell us let us know I didn't get a note from you and neither did i get another from Levi Childs Levy or Levi? It's Levi usually in Barnedveld Wisconsin 222 dot two two no note there either
1:51:37 Now, to make up for it... We have a note. Well this is a great producer I know him Sir Michael Anthony the Mutton Monger he's in suburban Queens New York and he brought in a whole row of ducks 222-22 In the morning, gents. I've been egregiously negligent in the performance of my duties as a producer ever since my instant knighthood in July. I have failed to identify myself as a person of color not only that by an activist within the Liberty Movement in New York City mostly speaking up for medical freedom and bodily autonomy. I am thus New York City's black face of white supremacy only here on The No Agenda Show hey you want the racist we got him right here
1:52:19 We're so racist our black producers are racist. They're white supremacists! I'm a lifelong fifth-generation New Yorker born in Brooklyn raised between there and Queens, attended high school and college in Manhattan both art schools special thanks to my alma mater the Cooper Union. I even worked for the Metropolitan Museum of Art for nine years after a lifetime of visiting now I'm not allowed to visit The Met because like many other POCs I am incorrigibly unvaxxed Even though I'm a black elder millennial artist from New York City, I have been redpilling myself in stages. Once a misanthropic sadist...statist? That's uh....
1:53:02 systemic hate of men, I am now an anarchist committed to cheering humanity on even when it keeps screwing up. That's why despite long considering myself apolitical, I'm now at protests once or twice during most weeks attaches a short clip from one of my many medical freedom marches that don't make it to most news outlets including alternative sources. Well hello you're black man protesting the Vaxxed! That's not a media moment Nobody wants that. And this is what, and he sent a clip this is what he's saying He's actually leading the crowd with his let's go Brandon
1:53:40 Yeah, that's going to get a lot of attention. You're not going to get on the 6 o'clock news with Chuck Scarborough. Attached is a short clip... Okay we got the one. Sorry for the long note but I had to make myself known as a resource yes! We will be counting on you don't wait for us to ask send it in by the way the garbage and rat problems are about the same as far back as i can remember trash pickup has been a day or so late but hasn't changed much I humbly request, resist we much and some liberty karma for our fellow freedom fighters across the world. As a pagan who upholds the sanctity of natural immunity, I welcome your beneficent sorcery." Okay... Thank you for keeping Amygdala small even in New York City You can follow my adventures with the Liberty Movement and my carnivore diet at TheMeatOfIt.com Let's go Brandon
1:54:32 Sir Michael Anthony the mutton monger and I will see here's a good old Sharpton for it. I'm gonna throw in a karma for you as well, man Thanks for reaching exist we much We must and we will much about that You've got karma And last in our list of producers and associate executive producers and executive producers is Baron Stefan Stephen of the...or Steven perhaps, but Stephan is a way it's pronounced in today's world because of a basketball player. Of the Fox River Valley $200. Jentz Corporate Mandates said that even though my last day will be 1231 and I have the antibodies from having it earlier in the year he's talking about COVID
1:55:26 I had to be fully vaxxed by 12-8 or lose out on my six month severance. If you have the, if you've already had COVID and you have the antibodies why do they make it take the vaccine? There's some other reason, obviously as we discussed earlier in the show. I had to be fully vaxxed by 12-8 or lose out on my six month severance and retention bonus for not bolting as soon as i heard the news with two kids at school. I can't risk it after 20 plus years in the market first interview is Monday and I'm hoping to be able to step right in from one to another and put all that severance in Bitcoin. Please send some of that sweet, sweet Jobs Karma my way. Baron of the Fox River Valley. You won't need a job when you got your Bitcoin brother! Jobs, jobs... You're gonna need it. Jobs and jobs let's vote for Jobs!
1:56:23 And there you go. That's our producers and executive producers, associate executive producers for show 1399 Yes! Thank you all for supporting the show with these ever-important credits of course if you put in the 14s then I guess we'll list them on Thursday Show that would make sense Because that's the big one. 1400 is our episode for Thursday and if you'd like an executive producer or associate executive producer credit, you can go to the following website... And thank you all for producing episode 1399 of The No Agenda Show! Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth So COP 26 ended