2:04:18 Sounds like celebration. With this donation of $333.33, it will surge me past knight status to see a company accounting attached I would like to be named Sir... Sir Kit Board Circuit Board, get it? B-O-R-E-D by the way. Yes! Circuit board And not only that but his email has a domain name of circuit board Thank you both very much for keeping me sane over the last 18 months Yeah, jingle requests are I love bugs and goat karma. Thanks again and keep up the great work Josh You've got karma tastes like poop
2:05:17 Board Stupid, oh I'll do it. Board Stupid who requested not to use the board stupid's real name in the morning John Adam thank you for your tremendous value you provide i could use a shot of Jobs Karma all the best and here's $333.33 from Pueblo Colorado all the best Boards Stupid thank you very much! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Andrew's up on the list. 333-33, another executive producer. Please de-douche me! Sorry... It failed! You've been de-douched Thank you for all that info over the last year I wanted to note back in January a man named Andrew Brooks died he created the COVID 19 saliva test
2:06:12 My kid's school is not offering said test. Is this PCR 20? And he asked a question I think it means PCR 2.0 or PC...I don't know, PCR20. Says, I dunno We don't know The answer to your question is we don't know But we appreciate your support Michael C., known as SirRender33333, parts unknown but in the United States. I recently met with my executive producer friend Gene at a Chicago White Sox game where we discussed future business opportunities and thanked him for hitting me in the mouth over 10 years ago! Later in the game when pitcher Chris B... Sorry? This is terrible
2:06:55 Later in the game when pitcher Chris Bassett was literally hit in the mouth by a line drive I took it as a very violent sign from the universe that there was time for me to donate to its best podcast. I didn't see this, was it? Well Chris Bassett is our number one pitcher for the Oakland A's Yeah And there was a lined drive that him right in the face and it bashes Sculling? It broke his cheekbone and did some other damage, but he's gonna be okay. He's not like blind or anything so he may recover from this before the season is over Wow
2:07:32 That's a day wrecker. Ugh, it's day wrecker team wrecker! In lieu of de-douching I humbly request to double up on jobs Karma for both Gene and I so that we can work together again on some very important projects besides i don't even remember what life was like before becoming a douchebag keep up the good work and trust the science Okay. Uh, finally a douchebag call out to an incredibly smart friend who's an avid listener that frequently references this fine material Mr Ron would you please send a bus token or unused bar of hotel soap these dudes need your help You're a douche bag! DOOCHEBAG Was signed Sir Render Returned to sir Surrender Thank you
2:08:16 Camera dops in Mays, Kansas. M-A-I-Z-E I bet you they grow corn there or once did. Might. 333 333 Thanks again guy... What? No go ahead go ahead Thanks again guys please wish my super hot husband Ian dops happy birthdays on the list and I forgot to do the jobs karma requested by surrender for himself in his production. Yeah jobs jobs Jobs and jobs Can you grab that Watson yeah Patrick Watson and Chester mere Alberta or where the money used to be 333
2:09:01 Even. ITM, hope this note finds you well! I made my first 333.33 business marketing payment through PayPal who did this conversion from Canuck dollars it works out to around 10 million US Dollars! No way! Yeah so just been really depressed... I've been listening since the Rogan appearance and need a de-douching You've been dedouched Rogan Donation. Your show has inspired me in several ways, it keeps me sane and more balanced to the ongoing nonsense hovering around us daily
2:09:39 So just quickly, I'm 56 and unvaxxed. My wife got her second jab three weeks ago after lengthy discussions and info sharing she only just came clean with me on the range of motion. Oh man! She did it on the DL? Oh man alright On the range of motion lost in her jabbed arm thankfully its almost back to normal No, there's no side effects. My nephew wasn't as lucky he was three weeks without any use of his whole right arm There is no side effects and now requires physio physiotherapy physically you know my dad well He lost use of his hand when it began to swell and turn purple after his second shot
2:10:30 I'm a bit terrified about what the actual side effects from these shots might look like if everyone submitted their reactions. Nah, my kids... There's no side effects! It's none. There are no side effects. My kids are also divided on jabs so it makes for some interesting dinner conversations. My two daughters are pregnant both with their third child please give me a bit of of business karma, although since pivoting... Pivoting? My renovation company to focus on bathrooms and rebranding to Build Bath Better. Nice! Good one man We've never been so busy Next donation I'll share my cochlear implant story Ooh, okay Oh nice Looking forward to that STACY
2:11:21 You've got karma. This is Shorty here from Borislav, Sir Borislav Marinov in Yatrabuko Canyon 333-33 He needs surgery and FUCK Karma Cancer Karma! FUCK! F U C K Cancer Karma! You've got karma. I go it man Sorry about that Borislav Marinov Long time supporter of the show Oh yeah? Long long time supporter I'll look for the email and you can continue. Okay, Kristen Sutsu, 321 from Pittsburgh California My husband and I live in the East Bay waving to you from Martinez John! Hello! Oh God that was also good...I have so many markers for show opener this time around You're on the ball man This is like the Dvorak voices episode
2:12:19 We split our time between California and a glorious exit plan property in Oregon. 200 acres of peace, beauty and isolation. We love listening to No Agenda on our five hour drive to and or from." Boy did I sure drop the ball on my husband's birthday! His birthday was 820 and instead of donating to No Agenda... ...I got him a case of sriracha sauce! Wow wow wow! He even wrote that I'm not sure how this donating things work, but hoping this note and donation make it to you in time for our next drive. My husband Geary like the street in San Francisco is the man he's a smoking hot manly man and it's so unfair that he even gets better looking with age yes I hear this complaint often
2:13:05 Please accept this donation and wish Giri a very happy birthday, and start him on his way to knighthood. Also if you could please play Don't Eat Me Bojyden! Thanks for all you both do your show has brought us information enlightenment and entertainment on these long drives Cheers Kristin Tsutsu And now so do we have a switcheroo here? I don't know Because she says No, it's just no. She donated but she got her husband on the birthday list and this was her note. Okay here you go I'm gonna give me the whole load today I'm sure that some code both of you understand thank you very much Did you find Mike Keillor email? Yes i did I found Mike Keillor $333 and he sent in an email
2:13:54 Sir Mike from Las Vegas, get your pin out. Sir Mike from Las Vegas here no jingles, no karma but a special shout-out to my TiVo friends this contribution brings me up the baronet oh he needs to be put on the baronet list and 26 is my birthday so it needs we put on the birthday lists always Baronette and birthday so please add me to the birthday list a show on my birthday could life get any better stay safe my friend sir Mike Stay safe! So, what was Mike's last name again? Keeler. And did he give an age for today? No. Okay. Uh no. And so it's... Mike Keeler will be... What is- do we have his night name? Yeah Sir Mike. Sir Mike Keeler. He becomes Baronet Sir Mike. Okay good got it locked in
2:14:47 Locked and loaded. You are just a jingle machine today, man! It's crazy... it's crazy... Crazy, crazy I tell you it's craaazy! Sir Patrick Coble Duke of the South and Dame Sarah Filet and Sweet Tea. Happy 11th birthday to my son James who turns 11 this year This is THE Patrick Coble By the way, THE Patrick Oval. Yes, THE. There's only one. Happy 11th birthday to my son James who turns 11 this year! Dude? He doesn't say that but... But I'll say, dude you're an amazing young man and mommy and I are so proud of you. A birthday on a show day is a big deal! It's happened three times so far with it in 2019 on show 1166 2013 to a show 541 and on his actual birthday in 2010 showed 228 fourth show birthday
2:15:43 Happy birthday James. You're a knight of the Noah general table and may you be able to hang out with sir Felix and Maverick someday I'm so proud of the little man, you are becoming love you from the Duke of the South and Dame Sarah for lay and sweet tea Oh Man how nice is that? How nice it sounds good So now but Luke so does he become a night today or was he already a little confused by this note? I am too. I don't know be honest about it We will, you know what? We can put it in abeyance and next show we'll have it cleared up. Yeah, we should do that. Yeah, let's do that. Hmm... Okay! It's a little unclear to me. It's not on the accounting but would kind of suck if his birthday was his birthday present. He didn't get it on his birthday. It doesn't say it is his birthday present just says happy birthday. Okay all right good
2:16:45 Well, let's see. Let's take another look at this note hold on a second I'm gonna give him a karma though while we're doing this You've got sure we're good That's Adam to the knighting list. I think so too We just add them he may already be a night for all I know well He gets double-knighted and that's fine. That's the best Nobody's ever complained about that This is true Alright, the next thing I don't have to pay. I don't have the note so you're gonna have to and I don't have the PDF of me if You have it Which is the low Ross LaRusso and Nicki Mae Baton Rouge Louisiana $250 33 cent donation should be a think I may have this sure we're almost done here So I know I had this one up here Okay, this is the 250 33
2:17:35 Yeah. Thank you John and Adam, overdue first donation no jingles no karma thanks LaRusso and Nikki May credit the hubby please okay so we have to credit LaRusso may not intentional the check number 3333 wow mind blown great okay is the amusement of the group yes Colin Preston, Oregon City, Oregon 23456 which we haven't seen a lot of recently. Switcheroo another one please credit this donation to my wife's hood-to-coast running team. Hood Canal I think or Hood River or Hood Valley I don't know what it is something in... Mount Hood that's what if we're talking about
2:18:29 Mount Hood to Coast running team. Practical cruising, good karma for everyone participating in this year's Hood to Coast relay here in Oregon this weekend and travel karma to Adam for his safe return! Thanks!" Thank you the only thing I don't know is exactly what to credit so do we say Colin Preston's wife's years and years hood-to-coast relay team? Please credit this donation to my wife's Hood To Coast running team. Yeah, Hood To Coast Running Team. John, I'm gonna say Preston's Wife's... Hood To... Coast... Coast Running Team Okay, I'm sure they have a name
2:19:15 Yeah, well probably hood to coast running team knowing the way they operate in Oregon. They don't get too complicated. All right thank you very much Colin Charles Fondasanda Vandersanda 23432 Thank you for your courage I left some jobs Carmen's I just like left my woke cannabis job and no that sounds like contradiction in terms and back to being independent I'd also love a Biden whole load and get some goats as well from behind the Redwood curtain Love & Lit Uh, say hey I'm Salmon Spawn. Oh! I'm Salmon Spawn on No Agenda Social that would be at salmon spawn. Okay so we got a load and what else did he want here? He wanted... uh Jobs Karma. I'm gonna give you the whole load today. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Yeah!!! Nikkab Karma.
2:20:11 Darius Gandhi's next on the list with 200 bucks. Oh, I'm sorry Sir Davey of the Sooner State is... Am i right? Yep that's the one! Yeah no jingles at 233 33 No Jingles No Traffic just a donation for The Net 73 Da Sir Davies Of The Sooner State You're really losing your ham creds bro Just a donation for The Net 73 Duh, Sir Davey of Sooner State. Typically you would use it. Where's his call sign? Well it was for both of you because he has also done a poor job identifying himself in fact an FCC violation so Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie you've been reported sir
2:20:58 Thank you, sir. Dave of the Sooner State. Darius Gandhi 200 associate executive producership do you have a note from Darius Gandhi? I looked and looked under Darious, I looked under Gandhi...I found nothing so well continue with but thank you anyway Darius yes Dan Scalise in Vernon Connecticut's our last donor in this segment and he writes it a note I make this donation in honor of my smoking hot wife Courtney's birthday on 8-26. Oh yeah! And i'll stop here and mention that I've bitched about this before but there's got to be some creative ways of saying smokin' hot. She's on the, at the birthdate 26 she's on the list while this puts me over the threshold for knighthood
2:21:49 I shall hereby gift this honor to my wife, if that's done right. Who has listened to every show but has never donated But she'll now be known as Dame Courtney of the Douchebag... Oh! No, Dame Courtney the Douchebag Dame. Dame Courtney the Douchebag Name. I think Courtney should do something about this and And I don't know what she is going to do about it She is now gonna be Dame Courtney the Douchebag Dame I know what she could do, she could upgrade and then change her name. She would appreciate some nachos and queso... Nacho's and cheese at the round table and a jingle combo as follows Shut up slave we're all gonna die that's true and goat karma May all your exit strategies be foiled Dan Scalise in Vernon Connecticut A lot of love in the room Shut Up Slave! That's True
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