Episode 116 · Monday, 27 July 2009

German Soldiers On American Soil This Week

International military drills on U.S. soil and unaccounted billions at the Federal Reserve signal a massive shift in domestic policy and global financial oversight.

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About this episode

German military personnel are reportedly arriving on American soil this week to participate in Department of Homeland Security pandemic exercises. These maneuvers coincide with the launch of National Level Exercise 2009 (NLE-09), a massive federal operation involving Secretary Janet Napolitano and international partners from the United Kingdom and Australia. The drills focus on preventing terrorist entry into the United States following a simulated external attack, with heavy activity centered in Texas and California.

Congressman Alan Grayson recently confronted Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke over $553 billion in central bank liquidity swaps, revealing that the Fed cannot account for which foreign institutions ultimately received the funds. Simultaneously, Michael Taylor, a former Monsanto executive who oversaw the introduction of bovine growth hormone, has been appointed as the new FDA Food Safety Czar. This appointment follows the passage of the Project BioShield Act, which critics argue provides pharmaceutical giants like Baxter International and Novartis AG total immunity from lawsuits related to unproven H1N1 vaccinations.

Technological control remains a central theme as the Israeli Knesset debates a mandatory biometric database law requiring fingerprints from all citizens. In London, corporate activation cards for an Emergency Broadcast Service have surfaced, linking private firms to national emergency protocols. The episode also investigates the 'smart tossing' trend in Amsterdam canals and the American Meteorological Society's new policy statement formally endorsing research into geoengineering and climate manipulation.


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CHAPTER 01 / 24 Discussion

Smart Car Tossing Craze, Amsterdam Vandalism Reports

Amsterdam police are reportedly investigating a new vandalism trend where youths toss Smart cars into the city's canals during weekends. While local newspaper De Telegraaf reported on the "smart tossing" incidents, skepticism remains regarding the actual frequency of these events. The phenomenon is compared to an urban version of cow tipping, targeting small vehicles like scootmobiles and tiny cars.

amsterdam· smart cars· vandalism· de telegraaf· car tipping

00:01 Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It is Sunday, July 26, 2009. Time for your audio, uh, one of those things. Crap! This is no agenda. What I meant to say was your Gitmo Nation audio publication, episode number 116. Clearly, lack of oxygen in the uh... minimum security containment cell here at the crackpot command center in an undisclosed loft location in gitmo nation west san francisco i'm adam curry and from northern silicon valley as i eagerly await the show to end so i could head down to the camera swap meet in hayward i'm john c dvorak it's crackpot and buzzkill not one of our finer openings i apologize well you were cussing

00:49 Well, because I messed it up. I felt like a douche. Well, it was I was completely unprofessional some million lines there. Okay, I bought a radio I got the top story. Let's play the music immediately We're gonna get right into it hit the bit the theme a real real news You're missing out Adam because you're in the United States Amsterdam July 25th Amsterdam police are deeply concerned about a new craze in which vandals toss parked cars from the smart brand into the city's canals I haven't heard about this. The so-called smart tossing takes place mainly during the weekend when many youths are out for a night on the town. According to the locally published newspaper, De Telegraaf. Oh, well, there you go. That explains it. Police have not wanted to publicize this form of vandalism. This is running in Dutch Amsterdam dot NL for fear of copycat incidents. Our police officers are paying extra attention to Amsterdam's canals, especially during the weekends. Oh, this sounds like bull.

01:49 Smart cars are small enough to be parked with a head or tail pointing to the water and the man who parked his car the other day had found it pushed into the canal. This is bull. You think. Maybe one smart car got pushed in the canal. This is not a... I would have heard about this. Well, of course, then they do say, it's not clear how many smart cars have been downed. Wait, wait, they can't get a count of cars in the canal? No, it's bull. Is this the Sunday Telegraph that this was published in? In recent years, vandals have also targeted other smart vehicles for car tipping, including the scootmobiles and tiny cars from the Canterbury. Well, the scootmobiles is fun because that's what cripples ride on. So that, of course, is completely cool. It's an urban version of cow tipping.

CHAPTER 02 / 24 Discussion

RFID Ink, Swine Flu Vaccinations, Monsanto Connections

A theory suggests that the transition from analog UHF television signals was intended to clear spectrum for RFID tracking systems. Concerns are raised regarding the potential for microchipping the population through upcoming swine flu vaccinations using Somark RFID ink, which can be applied to or under the skin. Somark Innovations, a company involved in this technology, is noted for its leadership's historical ties to Monsanto.

rfid ink· swine flu· monsanto· somark innovations· microchips

02:37 You know, this must be in the Sunday paper which they... I think the deadline for that is Thursday at midnight. I'm just reading your real news, man. And now, back to real news. Okay. Sure. Sure. Okay, you think it's bull. Yeah, that's totally so we have to decide on what we're gonna do about this flying suit flying shrew story because Shrine the the shrine of Shrew line shrew So because people are you know, some people my wife have complained that we're talking too much about it, but there's some good stuff again Well, it has to be discussed. Well, let me can I give you a little bit of a theory John? Oh

03:27 Because I've kind of put all, I'm starting to connect all of the dots. And here's what I see. And it really goes back to about a year ago when we started talking about the analog television UHF signals being shut down. By the way, July 30th is the absolute deadline, I believe, for you to get your converter box. I was just hearing that on the radio this morning. uh... you can always get a converter box one of the uh... that the government will subsidize i'm sorry i have been recommended by the way that anybody has free it's a free converter box and again much better than that and they work very well i use the channel master cm seven thousand is it works like a champ it's amazing the channel master or a second ago i got some runaway process here on my mac nukes love it okay

04:15 So of course we discussed this I believe on the last NOAA agenda that or actually the past two shows that a that it is a Possibility that the reason because of course we always looking for the reason behind these types of moves The reason for shutting down these UHF signals is because they needed the spectrum John you Asserted that it was to sell off this sector spectrum and make a billion dollars, which is nothing these days Goldman Sachs laughs at your billion dollars And I've been you know doing a little bit of research and there are a number of RFID systems that operate in that optimally operate in that frequency in that frequency range and of course we've seen RFID Which you know we've seen that being used more and more for tracking purposes It's in most of your pets now if you live in Gitmo Nation East in the United Kingdom or or beyond those borders and

05:11 Now take into account the swine flu vaccination. It will consist of, I believe, two shots for everybody, two to the arm. Something we kind of overlooked but which has been in the works and been planned for a long, long time and it actually hit me again the other night while I was reviewing an old David Icke presentation. The guy has some interesting things to say. I mean, I don't know about the reptilian stuff. But of course it's long been predicted that we would be chipped through a microchip small enough to be put into a vaccination shot. Now if you kind of put all these things together and you know that, I'm looking for the name of the company, they have this RFID ink which literally can be

06:09 put under the skin. It's already been successfully tested on animals and of course it doesn't need a power source. It's activated by the external scanner, by the receiver. I think there could be a high likelihood that perhaps they're not going for the kill, so to speak, on this round of vaccinations, but maybe they're going for the tagging. Maybe we're all going to get tagged because, of course, they've bought enough vaccinations worldwide for everyone to get two shots. I think that this could be a one-two punch. First, we turn off all the television signals.

06:48 Then we get to give everyone a vaccination and we've got the RFID RFID tag with this ink right Right never it's the so mark ink. That's what it is. So mark RFID ink so mark innovations calm and if you look at so mark innovations calm there's they just raised a new round of venture capital financing led by Finister ventures And of course you got to go to Finister Ventures and then look at About Us and our team. And the executive chairman, Dr. Jerry Calder, often referred to as the father of architectural biotechnology,

07:41 Dr. Jerry Calder is the executive chairman of Finister Partners, has an unparalleled record of success in the life science industry. His career began at Monsanto. We're going to have to get a job at Monsanto. Where for 15 years he held a number of management positions. I have now, Monsanto has trained me, I can now go out to the So, okay. I love it. Yeah, it's a really good one. So, this of course has been developed for the sole purpose and it doesn't really get, if it gets into your bloodstream, it's not going to be very useful to be honest about it. But they can inject it on, because they've got an ink cartridge, they can inject it onto your skin. Yeah, it's just to print it on your skin to get, so it's like a tattoo kind of thing, or like, even though you can't see it, but it could be printed on the skin. By the way, it would

08:31 be very easy to use this stuff in a tattoo. So anybody out there getting tattoos should be aware of this. If you find a tattoo parlor that's actually clean, you might be running into a government operation. Anyway, so it's for cows. They're looking for a huge, there's a big moneymaker deal going on here. Because I know in Portugal, for example, every cow in the country has got an RFID tag so they can track them. But it's an expensive proposition with this stuff that you're talking about. Essentially, it's like you can have a rubber stamp and you dip it in this crap and you bang the cow with it and it sticks and it can be read through hair, but it can't be read under the skin. Yes, it can. Yes, it can.

09:14 I read their white paper, it can too. It can go under the skin. If it does, it's going to... No, it's not going to go under the skin. It's the same level of... It can barely be picked up 40 feet away when it's on top of the skin. So, all they have to do is connect all the lampposts... And besides that, if it goes into the bloodstream, it's going to get spread out all over the body. John, go ahead, take the shots, okay? I'm not interested in the shots because I know what the shots are really about, which is to use the public as a test bed for all these new adjuvants. So that's the way I see it. But that's okay, I like to stare at it. It's interesting, it's funny. It's not meant to be funny. There's a Monsanto angle. Yes, multiple Monsanto angles by the way. If you look at the other investors in that company, there's a whole bunch of Monsanto characters. Well, of course, you're right. Everyone works at Monsanto. We should be underwritten by Monsanto. If those guys really were smart, they would do that. We're giving them enough publicity.

CHAPTER 03 / 24 Discussion

Project BioShield Act, S666 Legislation, Vaccine Lawsuit Immunity

The Project BioShield Act of 2004, originally initiated through Senate bill S666, is identified as a legal framework allowing the government to bypass vaccine testing during declared emergencies. This legislation provides pharmaceutical companies and government agencies immunity from lawsuits related to vaccine injuries. Critics argue the law is being reinterpreted to classify H1N1 as a biological threat to expedite unproven medical treatments.

project bioshield· s666· joe biden· fda· vaccine immunity

10:14 Don't you think? I mean, if they go by the old rule that all publicity is good publicity, you know, we're helping them out. Maybe, you know... Well anyway, so... I think what you do, the more interesting thing going on, which you should maybe look into this, you find it at, of all places, it's under HHS.gov. Are you familiar with the 2004 Project BioShield? No. I wait is this a part of s666 no actually which was put in motion by Joe Biden this is no no no this is President Bush and this is not s666 this is a public law okay let me find the details here

11:05 Okay, well apparently what the deal is is they're using the FDA and others are using project bio shield as their as their rationale for at any given time apparently because of project bio shield we should have an echo behind that I Think I might be able to do that project I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. I don't know if it'll work. I Alright, try it again. Project BioShield! Oh, that sucked. It did not work. Fail. Fail. So anyway, if you start looking into Project BioShield, it turns out that... Ah, here it is. Try it again. Project BioShield! Yeah, good. Okay. Is that good? Yeah, yeah, it's cool. Do we sound like a Mexican radio station? Yes. You're coming through just... Ocho, ocho, ocho.

12:06 Okay, so project bio shield this 5.6 billion dollar law signed into by Bush in 2004 that was supposed to protect the public from biological and chemical warfare. John, this was initiated through S666 which was set in place by Joe Biden. You go ahead and read that and I'll bring up 666 because this is exactly what this was a part of. It was 666? Yes, that's what I like about it. On July 21st 2004, President Bush signed the Project BioShield Act of 2004. The part of law is a broader strategy to defend America against the threat of weapons of man and it can if you read through this stuff It's always the threat of weapons of mass destruction the threat of weapons of mass destruction Here's the lead-in on March 19th 2003 senator Joseph Lieberman. I'm sorry wasn't Biden Lieberman introduced s 666 the biological chemical and radiological weapons countermeasures research act

13:03 That was the setup. S666, the mark of the beast. Yeah, that is funny. That's funnier than this. Keep going, man. Keep going. S666. What are these guys just fooling around? Of course they are. They're like, hey dude, check this out, man. I got a great idea. that's the case i think i was in the link what you talk so this is a this is all about weapons of mass destruction they're gonna do this may get a stockpile of viruses and do this and the other thing is somehow got twisted over to a homeland security group and and it's actually a page on it did it links to homeland security counter-terrorism page that's on the uh... white house dot gov slash issues homeland security one of their transparent web pages that has not been updated since july ninth

13:49 And most of the other stuff on here is really just old posts, but it's about the same thing. We strengthen our bio and nuclear security, and it goes on and on with the same kind of thing. Somehow, somebody's reinterpreted this thing, and it now allows the government or government agencies or CDC or anybody who really wants to, to declare that anything is a virtual attack. So H1N1 can be pushed underneath this project, BioShield, which allows them to declare that they can say any vaccine that goes out that doesn't have to be tested. It's just because it's such an emergency situation because we're being attacked. And they've all been, they're all immune from lawsuits because that was just signed into law. Yeah, they put that in. That was a weak spot that they had to fix. Yeah, because if you die from the vaccination, then you can't sue the company or the government or anybody.

CHAPTER 04 / 24 Discussion

Baxter International Ownership, Goldman Sachs, Bill Maher Interview

Baxter International and Novartis AG are highlighted as primary producers of vaccines and adjuvants, with institutional investors like Goldman Sachs holding significant shares. A recent appearance by Janet Napolitano on Real Time with Bill Maher is scrutinized, suggesting the media appearance was timed to normalize her presence before major government actions.

baxter international· goldman sachs· bill maher· janet napolitano· novartis

14:49 But I'm thinking, you know, this is what these guys do. They get some law that has some meaning in 2004 and it's very specific to weapons of mass destruction if you read through any of this stuff. But then they just take, well why don't we use that, why don't we twist it and take what it wasn't meant to be used for and use it for that instead. And this is what the problem with having too many laws is. End of story. So along that, I pulled some information on Baxter International who of course are along with Novartis AG are making a lot of the vaccines and the adjuvants to go with it. Baxter International, 605 million shares outstanding, 88% institutional ownership which is kind of what you want, 5% inside ownership. Who holds these shares in this company?

15:37 Let's see, State Street Global Advisors, Barclays Global Investors, this is kind of typical I guess, Fidelity Management, Vanguard Group, but of course Goldman Sachs holds a nice piece of Baxter International. That's a shocker. Yep, and on Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, Oh brother. It really surprised me, he has this little satellite, satellite interview that he does with someone at the beginning of the show and he had on the satellite live from Washington I presume she was in Washington maybe she was in the studio next door you know kind of like the way they did the moon landing the Janet Napolitano and I was wondering you know why is she on this show you know and he had some funny bits you know he was talking about hey when can I take shampoo on the plane back you know on the plane again and

CHAPTER 05 / 24 Discussion

National Level Exercise 2009, Homeland Security Terrorism Prevention

The Department of Homeland Security is launching National Level Exercise 2009 (NLE-09), a five-day event focused on terrorism prevention and intelligence coordination. Secretary Janet Napolitano stated the exercise involves federal, state, local, and international partners, including the United Kingdom and Australia. The exercise scenario involves preventing terrorists from entering the U.S. following an external attack, with activities centered in states like Texas and California.

nle-09· janet napolitano· department of homeland security· terrorism prevention· fema

16:39 Why do we have to take... Hilarious! Well, it was funny. It was all about the timing, of course. And he had some good bits about the shoe bomber and he said, well, what if someone had an exploding bra? Would we all have to take our bras off? And, you know, of course, you look at Janet and you think, oh my God, you know, what kind of bra would she be wearing? She looks like a man. It's kind of frightening in that regard. But then it kind of hit me as I started to look at a few news reports. Do you know that starting, I think it's tomorrow, Department of Homeland Security is coordinating the national level exercise to prevent terrorist attacks with all federal, state, local, tribal, private sector and international partners. This is a week-long exercise. Really? Yes, of course you don't know about it.

17:25 I will when I try to go to the government offices. They're all like, they're all handcuffed. Well here's the press release. Department of Homeland Security will launch on Monday the five-day national level exercise 2009, better known as NLE-09er, the first national level exercise to focus on terrorism prevention in conjunction with all of the, including the international partners. So here's Janet's quote, coordinating with our partners across the United States and around the world is critical to protecting the nation from terrorist attacks, said Secretary Janet Napolitano. The national level exercise allows us to test our capabilities in real time to refine and strengthen our strategies for preventing terrorist attacks. And I will remind you that on the very two days before 9-11 we had a similar such exercise. Everyone was conveniently in the right spot, including FEMA.

18:16 We're all in New York City at the time rehearsing for Oh go figure a national emergency like airplanes flying into buildings So it's always interesting to watch what happens when this takes place So the NLE 0909 scenario focuses on preventing a terrorist from entering the United States to carry out additional attacks in the aftermath of a terrorist event outside of the country, prioritizing intelligence and law enforcement activities that detect, disrupt and deter preventable terrorist incidents.

18:54 What does that all mean? Crackdown is all I can see. Crackdown. When you hear the thunk at your door tomorrow, you know, sometime, that locks those deadbolts that you don't even know are there. You're going to be stuck in that. I'm thinking, you know, she went on the show and she's probably going to do some more press kind of get you used to seeing her on television because she'll have to turn the public off. Well, when you see that, it's like, oh my God, we look at her. We must be in trouble. There's an ugly person on television. Even Bush, you know, when he had that last press, whatever, you know, the press, what's the press agent? What's the name of the press secretary? She was kind of hot looking.

19:35 Kind of hot looking but then they beat her up remember that she had that black eye because she said something wrong and they beat her I don't remember that black. I know she had a real shiner. I'm assuming must have punched her then yeah, it's like oh wait No, she fell into a doorknob. How does that work? By the way? How do you fall into a door? So so participating in this exercise This is kind of interesting. A broad spectrum of component agencies, whatever that means, offices and commands. I love these terms. Component agencies. They will all participate in the exercise. So this is going to be busy. I mean there's 200,000 people in the Department of Homeland Security.

20:15 NLE 0909 activities will take place at command posts, emergency operations centers, intelligence centers and field locations throughout the country including federal headquarter facilities in the Washington, D.C. area as well as federal, regional, state, tribal, local and private sector facilities in Arkansas, Louisiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas and, John, here we go, California. International partner nations will include Australia, Canada, Mexico and the United Kingdom. The Navajo Nation will also participate. I love how they throw that in. Now, along with this... Where did you get this? From the Department of Homeland Security website. No, we need to look at that website more.

CHAPTER 06 / 24 Discussion

Emergency Broadcast Service, London Corporate Activation Cards

A physical card found in London reveals an "Emergency Broadcast Service" for employees of the firm Herbert Smith, providing a phone number and code for instructions during major incidents. Calling the number leads to an Encore reservation system where a pre-recorded message from July 20, 2009, states there are currently no alerts. The system appears to be a corporate activation protocol for national emergencies.

london· emergency broadcast service· herbert smith· encore reservation· activation

21:01 How come it got no press by the media? How come the New York Times didn't mention this? Did they? I haven't seen anything about it. I mean, I think the local news would pick it up. It's kind of interesting if they're going to do a massive thing like this. It doesn't sound like a two-bit exercise in earthquake preparedness. It's tremendously interesting. Now, on the heels of this, Good old Dexter, my daughter's boyfriend, sent me a couple of messages. He said, hey Adam, I found this card while walking near the London house and wondering what it's for exactly as it sounds intriguing, thought you might be able to shed some light on it. So I have pictures of this card. It's a picture of a guy's face. It says HS underneath his head. On the back,

21:46 It says, emergency broadcast service London. In the event of a major incident affecting the London office, this service allows you to listen to a pre-recorded message giving instructions on what to do. And it has the number and the code. So I figured we'd call in and see if there's any emergency messages. Are you game? Oh yeah, go for it. Okay, hold on. Are we going to do this in real time? I'm going to try. Thank you for using Encore. Please enter your Encore reservation number followed by the hash key. You entered reservation number 44623. Is this correct? Yes. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no. Press 1 to listen to a recording or 2 for playback instructions.

22:45 This is Sarah Mitchell at Herbert Smith updating the emergency broadcast service for week commencing 20th of July 2009. There are no current alerts to report, but should this change throughout the week, this message will be updated. Thank you. Press 1 to listen again. If you wish to exit, please... Okay, let me... Here's the obvious question. So I know what this is. It comes right to mind immediately. Sure. Why do you need a code? Well, I think what this is and I'm not quite sure what the I think this is a general system. What would you call it? The encore reservation system? I think this is probably a central system and you call in so here's the way here's what I think it is. I think that

23:35 Within corporations around Gitmo Nation East and probably in the US as well, they have these citizens who are to be activated when there's some form of national emergency. And so they're a part of a corporate program that should there be some kind of emergency, you are to call in, you dial your reservation number, in this case it was 44623, and then that's your company's information, what your company's team has to do. That's what I think it is. But it's on a kind of ominous, you know, emergency broadcast system and all this stuff. I mean, what are they expecting? Well, the other thing is, now where did Dexter find this thing? It was on the ground. Someone had dropped it.

24:20 Oh, some guy dropped it. So this guy's in trouble now. He's just casually calling it using his number. Using his pin code. You gotta love it, man. So anyway, so yeah, no one's looking at this at all. No one's reported on it that I can see. About this big exercise. And I think that's pretty big to have an NLE 0-9er exercise going on. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. The whole thing is fishy. And I actually have to say, I have a feeling that our president may be, it's possible John, that he is actually a counteragent. Oh, please.

25:10 Because I was thinking about this whole... He's a counter agent to who, for what? To the good guys. Listen, now bear with me for a second. Oh, you think he's a bad guy? No, I think he's a good guy. Oh, you think he's a good guy? Yeah, and all of a sudden it hit me. So we've got all this crap going on, right? Particularly, well the two main ones are the propagation of the swine flu bullshit And the other one of course is the health care bill. So while everyone's desperately trying to get this thing to the vote so that whatever they can do to us they can do for other purposes as the bill states, all of a sudden during his press conference which is about the health care bill he throws out this complete non-sequitur about how the police are stupid.

CHAPTER 07 / 24 Discussion

Barack Obama, Henry Louis Gates Arrest, Healthcare Debate Diversion

President Barack Obama's comments regarding the arrest of Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. are interpreted as a strategic diversion from the ongoing healthcare bill debate. By calling the police action "stupid," the President shifted national media attention away from legislative hurdles and toward a racial controversy. This move resulted in an invitation for a "beer summit" at the White House between the involved parties.

barack obama· henry louis gates· healthcare bill· non-sequitur· beer summit

24:20 Oh, some guy dropped it. So this guy's in trouble now. He's just casually calling it using his number. Using his pin code. You gotta love it, man. So anyway, so yeah, no one's looking at this at all. No one's reported on it that I can see. About this big exercise. And I think that's pretty big to have an NLE 0-9er exercise going on. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. The whole thing is fishy. And I actually have to say, I have a feeling that our president may be, it's possible John, that he is actually a counteragent. Oh, please.

25:10 Because I was thinking about this whole... He's a counter agent to who, for what? To the good guys. Listen, now bear with me for a second. Oh, you think he's a bad guy? No, I think he's a good guy. Oh, you think he's a good guy? Yeah, and all of a sudden it hit me. So we've got all this crap going on, right? Particularly, well the two main ones are the propagation of the swine flu bullshit And the other one of course is the health care bill. So while everyone's desperately trying to get this thing to the vote so that whatever they can do to us they can do for other purposes as the bill states, all of a sudden during his press conference which is about the health care bill he throws out this complete non-sequitur about how the police are stupid.

25:53 I know this is hilarious. He's drawing the attention away from the entire debate. Now this thing is never going to get to vote before the recess. So maybe he's actually a really good guy. That's an interesting theory because now he's dragging it out instead of saying look out. He's making it worse. Now they're going to have a press conference where they have a kegger together. They're going to drink some beers at the White House. They're going to bring the two guys in. To the to his place and then they're gonna sit and talk about it. So I'm thinking, you know, maybe maybe Maybe the guy has a little I mean little secondary agenda going on there. Think about it I mean, it's a very unique argument because I'm I would prepare to discuss it only on the basis that he decided to pull a stereotype out of the blue What the police are stupid that the police are stupid and if there's a black man involved the police are wrong and

26:46 and that mean that's like the stereotype in black community. Did you see his, where he busted into the press conference where Gates was, not Gates, Gibbons was doing the daily briefing and the president walks in, this is a big deal you know when the president walks into the press briefing and he goes on and on. Did everybody stand up? Yes everyone stood up and he said please sit down. You're kidding, he's not a judge. No they all stood up, oh the president, here's the press. and he went into this long thing, like just drew it out even, instead of saying, hey, you know, all right, that was kind of dumb, I shouldn't have said that, which would have been cool, he could have stopped the whole thing right there. He drew it out even longer. I'm like, okay, clearly he has to be drawing attention purposely away from anything else that's on the agenda, because this of course is what everyone's talking about now. So he did a good thing in my mind.

27:39 Well, that depends. Maybe they're because you know everyone's talking about this now They're not talking enough about some of the craziness in that health care bill Well, have you have you been tracking these mayors and rabbis who were arrested in New Jersey? Have you heard about this at all? You know, you got me on that one, too. Oh, dude, this dude, dude, dude This is this is huge. This is huge They so there were these rabbis who apparently were laundering millions and millions of dollars and they drew this into like five mayors were arrested all you know i feel this is the corruption story yet it would have a sense of the story by the way that is believed by some political operatives is this is a payback because apparently there was some it from in amongst the republicans and the democrats has been some political

CHAPTER 08 / 24 Discussion

New Jersey Corruption Probe, Rabbi Money Laundering, Israeli Spy Rings

A massive corruption investigation in New Jersey has led to the arrest of several mayors and rabbis on charges of money laundering. Speculation links these arrests to broader intelligence activities, referencing Urban Moving Systems and alleged Israeli spy rings previously mentioned in reports following the September 11 attacks.

new jersey· money laundering· rabbis· urban moving systems· corruption

26:46 and that mean that's like the stereotype in black community. Did you see his, where he busted into the press conference where Gates was, not Gates, Gibbons was doing the daily briefing and the president walks in, this is a big deal you know when the president walks into the press briefing and he goes on and on. Did everybody stand up? Yes everyone stood up and he said please sit down. You're kidding, he's not a judge. No they all stood up, oh the president, here's the press. and he went into this long thing, like just drew it out even, instead of saying, hey, you know, all right, that was kind of dumb, I shouldn't have said that, which would have been cool, he could have stopped the whole thing right there. He drew it out even longer. I'm like, okay, clearly he has to be drawing attention purposely away from anything else that's on the agenda, because this of course is what everyone's talking about now. So he did a good thing in my mind.

27:39 Well, that depends. Maybe they're because you know everyone's talking about this now They're not talking enough about some of the craziness in that health care bill Well, have you have you been tracking these mayors and rabbis who were arrested in New Jersey? Have you heard about this at all? You know, you got me on that one, too. Oh, dude, this dude, dude, dude This is this is huge. This is huge They so there were these rabbis who apparently were laundering millions and millions of dollars and they drew this into like five mayors were arrested all you know i feel this is the corruption story yet it would have a sense of the story by the way that is believed by some political operatives is this is a payback because apparently there was some it from in amongst the republicans and the democrats has been some political

28:25 back and forths going on where people were rubbing each other's back and then some get to know I'm not gonna do that anymore it says okay we're gonna get you arrested you can't arrest me because we're gonna arrest your guys and the next thing you know this is the result isn't ridiculous situation that you're describing I think what this is is rolling up the Israeli spy ring that has infiltrated all of our police forces and government who are probably indirectly responsible for 9-11 no And there are some, John, there are some actual dots to connect here. Do you remember the guys who had a moving van and they were cheering when the towers came down and at first they were said to be Palestinians and it turns out there were some Israeli guys from Jersey? Do you remember that? I don't remember there any confirmation of who those guys were.

29:19 Oh well the Bergen record... In fact the whole story is fishy. The Bergen record, I'm just saying it was in the newspaper, the Bergen record did confirm that they were Israelis and they worked for an outfit called the Urban Moving System in New Jersey which is one of these companies that was involved in this whole money laundering thing with these rabbis and with these mayors. So there's all kinds of... it's a lot of dot connecting but you know maybe, maybe Obama's on to something. Keep working on it. I'm definitely gonna keep working on it. I'm excited though because I desperately want someone to be good. Well I mean it's possible he could also be working for Monsanto. Which is more likely. Yeah okay. You love that. That's actually pretty good. We need more of those. That's Jeff Smith man. He does the best.

CHAPTER 09 / 24 Discussion

Alan Grayson, Ben Bernanke, Foreign Central Bank Currency Swaps

During a C-SPAN broadcast of a House Financial Services Committee hearing, Congressman Alan Grayson questioned Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke regarding $553 billion in central bank liquidity swaps. Bernanke admitted he did not know specifically which foreign financial institutions received the funds after they were transferred to foreign central banks. Grayson highlighted a $9 billion swap with New Zealand as an example of credit extended abroad rather than to Americans.

alan grayson· ben bernanke· federal reserve· currency swaps· c-span

30:11 So, a couple of good YouTube clips that I have because while all of the debate was going on about the health care bill, remember I was trying to watch some of the hearings with Bernanke and Paulson and a lot of these congressmen, in particular to Alan Grayson and who's the other guy I have here, Stearns, Cliff Stearns of Florida. And I got to play these two clips because they are just hilarious and you have to listen to Paulson, our former Secretary of the Treasury, the guy who handled all of our finances, the guy who was the ex-Goldman Sachs CEO who hooked up all his buddies.

30:55 So now we have congressmen who have finally really delved into the material, the stuff that we've been talking about here for months. And by the way, I got a prop Max Kaiser. I'm sure you've seen some of his stuff, John. Max Kaiser. uh... because he's been all over this and he's been on that different outlets really rating goldman sachs but this is from c spam uh... and it's uh... of course recorded by the c span junkie who uh... these days has a different website i think it's a uh... obama earth to obama dot org just listen to this for a second it's it's thank you

31:33 Chairman Bernanke, I'm looking at the report that you handed out this morning. This is for Bernanke. Take your copy and turn to page 26. So this is Alan Grayson. And he's actually going to laugh at Bernanke. There's a table on page 26 which consists of your balance sheet. And one of the entries on the balance sheet is under assets, central bank liquidity swaps. which shows an increase from the end of 2007 from $24 billion to $553 billion in change at the end of 2008. What's that? Those are swaps that were done with foreign central banks. Many

32:18 Many foreign banks are short dollars. And so they come into our markets looking for dollars and drive up interest rates and create volatility in our markets. What we have done is, with with a number of major central banks like the European Central Bank for example. We swap our currency dollars for their currency euros. They take the dollars, lend it out to the banks in their jurisdiction. That helps bring down interest rates in the global market for dollars. And meanwhile, we're not lending to those banks, we're lending to the central bank. The central bank is responsible for repaying us. So mumbo-jumbo. Did you understand any of that, John? A little bit. Okay. So who got the money?

32:56 To financial institutions in Europe and other countries which ones I don't know Somebody half a trillion dollars, I don't know I don't know it gets better it gets better Half a trillion dollars and you don't know who got the money? The loan went to the, the loans go to the central banks and they then put them out to their... That by the way is our money. It's our money. Our money that this douchebag is lending out to people he don't know. I don't know who got the money, I just lend it out. Their institutions to try to bring down short-term interest rates in dollar markets around the world. Well let's start with which central banks got the money.

33:37 There are 14 of them which are listed in our, I'm sure they're listed in here somewhere. He doesn't know the center, they're listed in here somewhere, somewhere I've got the information. Alright, so who actually made that decision to hand out a trillion dollars that way, half a trillion dollars? Who made that decision? The Federal Open Market Committee. Okay, and was it done at one time or in a series of meetings? A series of meetings. And under what legal authority? We have a long-standing legal authority to do swaps with other central banks. It's not an emergency authority of any kind. Anything specific about it? Do you know the... So now he's looking around, now he's getting nervous. My counsel says section 14 of the general confederate reserve act.

34:22 All right, we actually looked at one of the arrangements and one of the arrangements is $9 billion for New Zealand. That works out to $3,000 for every single person who lives in New Zealand. Seriously, wouldn't it have been better to extend that kind of credit to Americans rather than New Zealanders? It's not costing Americans anything. We're getting interest back and it comes back. It's not at the cost of any American credit. We are extending credit to Americans. Well, wouldn't it necessarily affect the credit markets if you extend half a trillion dollars? Okay, he's setting him up, John. You're going to love it here, Congressman. Credit to anybody? We are lending to all U.S. financial institutions in exactly the same way. Well, look at the next page. The very next page has the U.S. dollar nominal exchange rate, which shows a 20 percent increase in U.S. dollar nominal exchange rate at exactly the same time that you were handing out half a trillion dollars.

CHAPTER 10 / 24 Discussion

Cliff Stearns, Henry Paulson, AIG Bailout Confrontation

Congressman Cliff Stearns confronted former Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson over his role in the AIG bailout and the subsequent benefits to Goldman Sachs. Paulson was accused of a "bait and switch" regarding the use of TARP funds and failing to recuse himself despite his former ties to Goldman Sachs. The discussion also touched on the forced merger of Merrill Lynch and Bank of America and the strategic bankruptcy of Lehman Brothers.

cliff stearns· henry paulson· aig· goldman sachs· lehman brothers

35:14 Do you think that's a coincidence? Yes. Did you hear that? Yeah, it's good. It's a coincidence. It's a coincidence that there's a 20% nominal change in the exchange rate. And then there's a... So here's another part. I think this was with Paulson, who gets really nervous. This is Cliff Stearns and he lays into him. Yeah, hold on a second. Thank you very much. I ask unanimous consent that Mr. Stearns and Mr. Garrett be allowed to participate and of course without objection so ordered. Thank you Mr. Chairman and Mr. Paulson I hear your pain when you said you're just pained to be on that side of the table answering the gentleman's question but isn't it true that Goldman Sachs benefited from AIG bailout? They got 13 billion dollars and was the largest recipient of the public funds from AIG.

36:13 And, in fact, creating the collateralized debt obligation, the CDOs, form the basis of the current crisis we have today. But while you were CEO of Goldman Sachs, you were an active part of that business. So my problem is when you say you're paying by AIG, I go back to your bait and switch when you came here to Congress and you suddenly decided instead of buying the toxic loans, you're going to go out and start to give money to these people. So if you didn't have any credibility on the bait and switch, How do you have any credibility today to come before us and tell us that you're paying by AIG? Well, let me respond. Do you understand the credibility you have? I love this. You came here, you said in this two and a half page bill that you wanted $750 billion. Then immediately after you got approved from Congress, you changed it, you baited us on, then you switched it, and then you started giving money to these institutions, the top 15 institutions. When all these

37:05 Bank these people who had the loans you could have worked out a homeowner's equity plan around this country to help the people who are actually Having their homes foreclosed. You're helping AIG and you're helping Bank of America and your your bank reckon Lehman Brothers who is your biggest competition in there some point you should have recused yourself and said, you know something all my buddies and I Goldman Sachs are over there. You know, I really feel that I shouldn't be making these decisions to make Lehman Brothers go bankrupt, that I really should recuse myself. And the fact is that you're coming here and say you feel the pain of AIG is just, it's just outrageous. I would like to respond to you, Congressman, because I find your statement outrageous.

37:47 I find your statement outrageous. You can't say this to me. I am Bank Paulson. Let me tell you, I have the time Mr. Paulson. Let me just say... Shut the fuck up man. No, I just want you to speak to them. Well, I want you to take a look at some of these videos because what this is really about is that Paulson lied. He and Bernanke had a number of phone calls where they basically said, look, Bank of America is about to report this huge loss I'm sorry Merrill Lynch is about to report this huge loss. They really, you know, so Bank of America didn't want to acquire Merrill Lynch. What happened is Paulson and Bernanke strong-armed Ken Lewis of Bank of America into making the merger go through even though Lewis didn't want to do it. Right. This is a known fact. Right, but he's sitting there lying about it saying that, oh that didn't happen and I can't remember what we discussed and of course Bernanke says, I can't remember what we discussed

38:44 Well, you know, the point that this guy makes, I think we could have made ourselves and I may have been made, I think, but this is a while ago, is that in fact Lehman Brothers, when they're the ones that were put out of business, that's what would trigger the financial collapse. and Lehman Brothers was indeed the biggest competitor of Goldman Sachs. The number one competitor for Goldman Sachs. There was a hatred. He could have put either one of those two companies out of business but he chose Lehman Brothers. Gee, go figure. There's a I'm not gonna play all of these clips But they will all be in the show notes and no agenda that I'm Evo to calm and no agenda that Squarespace comm but also Congresswoman captor she has a great rap where she essentially uncovers the fact that Goldman got this huge nine billion dollar loan from us from the United States people from from the government to be paid back at their discretion and

39:45 The actual loan agreement says whenever you feel it's right to pay us back, you can pay us back at their discretion. And she actually did the numbers. Remember when Warren Buffett invested $5 billion in Goldman Sachs? Yep. Okay. So if you do the numbers, it turns out that his $5 billion actually completely was offset by the almost 10 billion dollars that the United States people put in. The profit came right back to him. I mean she completely uncovers the entire thing and this is on C-SPAN, it's out there in the public eye and there's no outrage. We all just... Hey, how's John? There's no outrage because it's not being covered. How are John and Kate doing by the way?

CHAPTER 11 / 24 Discussion

FDA Emergency Use Authorization, H1N1 Mortality Statistics

The FDA's policy for the emergency use of unapproved medical products is governed by Section 564 of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, as amended by Project BioShield. Current CDC data reports 43,771 cases of H1N1 and 302 deaths in the U.S., figures that critics argue are low compared to annual seasonal flu mortality rates.

fda· project bioshield· h1n1· cdc· mortality rates

40:29 Plus eight. Yes, how are John and Kate doing? Are they don't why you know, I only watched you know people, you know Some people I know actually are addicted to that show I will tried to watch it once I could not get through an entire episode to be so annoying It's crap and and and and but now that it was impossible to watch I mean if it was good entertainment, you know where the people were actually having some fun or doing something interesting and they just weren't these two duds and I would probably watch the... I don't... I can't... I'm looking for my... I did find a reference to the emergency use authorization of medical products. I need to read it because it's kind of interesting about this.

41:14 operation whatever. Oh, the NLE 090? Bioshield Act. Right, right. This guidance explains the FDA's policies for authorizing the emergency use of medical products under section 564 of the Federal Food Drug and Cosmetic Act which was amended by the Project BioShield Act of 2004 somehow. Section 564 permits the FDA commissioners to authorize the use of unapproved medical product or an unapproved use of an approved medical product. Sure. During a declared emergency. So all they have to do is declare emergency under PD 51, Presidential Directive 51, and they can do whatever they want. Yeah, so what's the point of even having the FDA?

41:55 Meanwhile, I got a note from Kevin Hartley who says, I thought you might find this interesting. The CDC sent this out today, 7-24, RT CDC flu update. You have a copy of this too. 43,771 cases of novel H1N1 flu, 302 deaths, 55 states and territories affected. This is nothing. No, but 30,000 people a year die from regular flu. You were talking about the FDA. No, no, 300,000. I thought it was 30,000. 300,000? Well, worldwide, but in the US, 30,000, I thought. Okay. No, I think it's more like 40 or more. I'll get the number again, but whatever the case is. This is pretty lame. And this brings me back to this tweaking thing that the WHO said they're going to tweak the virus.

CHAPTER 12 / 24 Discussion

Michael Taylor, US Food Safety Czar, Monsanto Policy History

Michael Taylor has been appointed as a senior advisor to the FDA commissioner, effectively serving as the new U.S. Food Safety Czar. Taylor's history includes overseeing FDA policies in the 1990s that allowed the introduction of Monsanto's genetically engineered bovine growth hormone (rBST) into the milk supply. His appointment is criticized due to his past legal and corporate ties to the biotechnology industry.

michael taylor· fda· food safety czar· monsanto· rbst

42:45 This bugs me by the way more than anything else, that just simple word, we're gonna tweak the virus. What do you mean you're gonna tweak the virus? What is the WHO doing tweaking anything? Before we move away from the FDA, John, it's time for another episode of... Shadow Puppet Theater! Have you heard about the new U.S. Food Safety Czar who has been appointed? Another little ditty that slipped under the radar. I'm waiting for the Czar of Czars. The man called Michael Taylor. Oh wait, I can see this coming already. Here we go. I'll just, all I have to do is play this. You already know where we're at. This guy...

43:31 In fact, Huffington Post even wrote a story about it and it leads in with the person who may be responsible for more food-related illnesses and death than anyone in history has just been made the US food safety czar. No joke. And then they go into the whole back story. No joke. This is about when FDA scientists were asked to weigh in on what was to become the most radical and potentially dangerous change in our food supply, the introduction of genetically modified foods. Secret documents now reveal that the experts were very concerned and of course this Michael Taylor was involved in pushing all of that through and here it is. So this month he has become the senior advisor to the commissioner of the FDA. He is in all effects and purposes the America's food safety czar. While Taylor was at the FDA in the early 90s he also oversaw the policy regarding Monsanto.

44:26 genetically engineered bovine growth hormone injected into cows to increase the milk supply. This is the guy that gave us all that crap. Yeah, he also gave us all those lawsuits. There were a couple of reporters that were ruined by Monsanto because they reported on this, on the fact that Monsanto had used the government to get make it so you could not put on a carton of milk. This does not contain the BST. Exactly. And they said, no, you can't put that on the carton. You can't put that. It doesn't contain this because there's nothing wrong with this stuff. And so they started suing people. But I think they did it in a really crazy way where there was only like one state where they had to put it on and because it was impossible to print different cartons for just one state, it became economically infeasible or something like that. There was some tricky way they did that.

45:15 Well, I don't know what that is. I don't remember that. All I remember is they didn't want to differentiate the milk that had been developed or that had been pumped out of cows shot up with this crap. as opposed to normal milk and so they made a big fuss about it because the government apparently had decided that this agent, the growth hormone, was not anything bad about it so you couldn't put it on the carton that it didn't contain it. It was a weird logic, it was just this reverse logic. Or as we say, don't look over here, nothing to see here. Ooh, look at that!

45:51 And there's a couple of reporters that did a whole, in fact I think they finally did a documentary after they got fired by their state, I think they were TV guys, and the station had fired them under pressure from Monsanto. Of course. Because most station owners haven't got any backbone. well no, because it's a... really it's a... Look at who's advertising on these stations, it's all these companies, it's you know it's the pharmaceutical industry, it's the food, the genetically modified food industry of course they have no backbone, because if they overstep the line then those guys pull ads and they're out of business anyway so it's like well if they had backbone I guess they'd just say take me out of business, you're right that's what they should be doing anyway the... go ahead sorry? no I was gonna

CHAPTER 13 / 24 Discussion

New York Times Profits, Government Tax Adjustments

The New York Times Company reported a second-quarter profit of $39.1 million, largely attributed to aggressive cost-cutting and a "favorable tax adjustment." Critics suggest these government-linked tax breaks compromise the paper's ability to provide objective analysis of federal policy. The trend of government-subsidized journalism is compared to recent developments in the Netherlands.

new york times· tax adjustment· media profits· cost cutting· journalism

46:38 I was going to rail. Well go rail. Well what I was going to say, if you're wondering why you don't see this stuff in the New York Times or in other real news outlets, here's a little ditty. The New York Times company turned a profit in the second quarter. Of course you've got to read a little bit closely into what exactly happened. So they made a profit of $39.1 million on Thursday, up from $21.1 million, which by the way is nothing in the grand scheme of profits they should be making. And if you go into the numbers and you want to figure out why, there's two things. One, of course, they cut costs like crazy. So they pretty much have, maybe they still employ the cartoon guy. I don't think they employ actual journalists anymore. No, they got plenty. They got too many. They still need to cut back more. But yeah, but that's the way you make profits. You just fire everybody. But here it is. I'm looking for the actual word.

47:41 Oh shit, I wish I had a highlighter on my website that I keep. Um, they had a... what's the... I'm looking for the verbiage. I'm sorry. There was some kind of special government tax credit they got. Oh! Exactly, that's what I said. They're getting fucking breaks from the government. So... Oh, well there goes the critical analysis. Exactly. Oh shit, I can't find the uh... Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's called a favorable tax adjustment inflated the earnings in the most recent quarter. What the hell is that? A favorable tax adjustment. Can I have one of those, please? We can use one to show here. A favorable... and of course, in the New York Times, where they report on their own profit, Richard Perez Pena, they don't actually say what the favorable tax adjustment was. But it certainly affected their earnings.

48:43 So, you know, that's... So now the government... Why don't the government just take him over? Well, we talked about that happening in the Netherlands where the Dutch government is now subsidizing 60 reporters and no one says anything. Well, that's okay. That shouldn't be a problem. They work for the Ministry of Truth now. Ministry of Truth. That's fine. So there's a... I got a letter from... Actually, you did too. Hezi Cohen. Hello John Rayleigh correspond. Hold on John. Hold on. I lost you there for a second you there. Yeah, okay Hezzi Cohen. Yeah. Yeah, we got a letter from Hezzi Cohen who's now our Israeli correspondent hopefully Reporting that there's a new bill that they're trying to pass shove through the Big Brother law

CHAPTER 14 / 24 Discussion

Israeli Biometric Database Law, German Troops in FEMA Exercises

The Israeli Knesset is considering a "Big Brother" law that would require citizens to provide fingerprints and facial features for a centralized database, with jail time for non-compliance. Separately, unverified reports suggest German troops may be involved in upcoming FEMA and Homeland Security pandemic exercises on American soil starting July 27.

knesset· biometric database· israel· fema· german army

49:40 Okay, it looks like the work looks like the Knesset's working with HP directly to develop a giant computerized system that can Fault track everybody and then here's the kind of the kicker the bills a danger to privacy blah blah blah course What else is new here? It states that you could be jailed for up to five years for refusing to give your fingerprints or facial features And there's not one penalty for leaking data Fantastic good to know Of course nobody mentions this. Well actually she does cite it, but does he? I don't know. Has he a female or male name in Israel? I don't know. I'll get a note back for sure. It's probably a guy. There are some news articles about it. Washington Post has one article that's about it. And there's a few Israeli links. Anyway. Update from the World Health Organization plan for the takeover of the USA from July 27th. Contact has been made. This is interesting.

50:43 to the German army to be involved in the FEMA World Health Organization takeover of the USA starting tomorrow. This of course would fit perfectly. This is brand new from one of our producers, from Jake. Hold on a second, this is great. This is a great website. Birdflu666.wordpress.com. A 76-page guide on how to monitor communications traffic of the various UN Homeland Security and FEMA units being deployed under the World Health Organization and the UN banner starting Monday on American soil in large-scale pandemic and counterterrorism exercises is now available. and I haven't looked at this, it's a PDF file, but quoting from the American...

51:30 It seems kind of conspiracy theorist like, but it does tie into what's happening. Remember this happened exactly just before 9-11. FEMA was involved in this large-scale operation. It was just a test, nothing to see here, and then something happens. And of course they're all conveniently in the right spot at the right time. I mean, I don't want to... Let's go back over this German troops thing. Okay. What is this? Okay, well let me read it to you. So I just kind of freeze up when I hear stuff like that. I don't pay attention to anything else you say. This morning I contacted the German army and am preparing to send them directly a summary of the reasons, evidence, and arguments why I believe the entire German population, like the US, Austrian, Irish, French, Polish, indeed the entire world population, blah blah blah. This relates back to the vaccines.

52:22 And what he's saying is that German troops are to be used in the martial law exercise by FEMA and Homeland Security, which is to be carried out on American soil starting July 27th. Where does this come from? A. And B. If true, who's paying for this? Well, let's look at the... Hey, we got the economy in a decline here. These guys are taking a vacation of five weeks, our Congress people. Conveniently. Conveniently. Yeah, there you go. And then these boneheads are going to be shipped over here at somebody's expense? Well, here it is. National... Oh, it's the National Interoperability Field Operations Guide. That's what the PDF is of.

CHAPTER 15 / 24 Discussion

FEMA Coffin Patents, Multi-functional Cremation Containers

A patent filed in 1993 for a "multi-functional cremation container for a cadaver" is linked to thousands of plastic liners seen at purported FEMA containment sites. The patent describes a rectangular container designed to hold a body and potentially facilitate chemical disintegration. The design matches visual evidence of stacked containers frequently discussed in alternative media circles.

fema· coffin patent· cremation· cadaver· containment camps

53:05 You want me to send you this link? I mean, it's, it's, I think we need to do some research on this to really figure out what it is. But apparently German troops are going to be used? Well, this is, okay, so this is about... I thought we won World War II. Apparently not. Apparently they get a do-over. The Germans get a do-over on this stuff. Well, as long as you open up a couple of beer palaces, the Germans will be happy. And under the auspices of, I should not assume that you've seen everything, I presume that you have seen the FEMA patent on the coffins?

53:51 No, this one you got me on. Oh really? You're beating me up today. Oh my god. Okay, so you know these coffins that have been videotaped all over the place at these at the FEMA containment camps? Yeah. I wonder if they're really coffins or escape pods. Yeah, good luck. It's funny, I've seen pictures of guys who've, you know, who these guys go out to these so-called containment camps and they'll actually sit in these coffins, lie down in them and shit and take pictures of themselves. So this is what it is. The black humor of the American. So you've seen the pictures, right? Of these coffins stacked up, thousands and thousands of them. So here's the patent for the multifunctional cremation container for a cadaver.

54:33 Filed May 28th 1993. It's a multifunctional creation cremation container for a cadaver a Rectangular container is enclosed on five sides by four container side panels and it is these things when you look at it It is exactly it's a drawing of you know of these Containment coffins or whatever and the way it works is you put the cadaver in and then there's you know There's little spots to to put whatever mixture of sulfuric acid or whatever in there so that then the body completely disintegrates inside. It doesn't have to be a cadaver does it? Yeah well it's a good fit I'll tell you that. No I'm just saying you could put a live person in there. Oh yeah of course well but that would be breaking the patent so we could sue them. Hey man I'm alive you can't put me in there I have to be dead. So a link to that in the in the show notes.

55:29 at noagenda.mevo.com I think you should just take a look at this John. I'm always game for a good... Well it's a good patent. There you go. That should take you right to it. I can't believe you haven't seen this. This has been another thing that's been floating around for... So it was granted this patent June 20th 1995. And this is only one page of it. There are actually pages of the patent where you see a body in it, a drawing. It's quite spectacular. I ended up opening up that guide.

56:11 Squish big tell you how can the coffin be spectacular? Because it's it you look at you like that's exactly the one that you see in all these pictures it is it why are You having brawn? This is like a joke Werner Braun Braun It's not fair. No Raymond. So it's a German guy. Okay, that makes sense. Oh Do you see the coffin? Isn't that exactly... Yeah, look at the coffin. Now it looks like an egg carton. Yeah, but go look at all those pictures on... go look at the videos on YouTube. It's exactly the one. We're trying to decide... Anyway...

CHAPTER 16 / 24 Discussion

Human Evolution, Global Consciousness, Seed Banks

A theory is presented that human DNA is programmed to evolve toward a global consciousness facilitated by the internet, despite government efforts to suppress this growth. The discussion touches on the Svalbard Global Seed Vault in Greenland and Bill Gates' involvement in global vaccination and agricultural projects as potential safeguards or control mechanisms.

evolution· dna· global consciousness· bill gates· seed vault

56:51 So all of this of course is really meant just to keep us afraid and try and actually get us but the shadow government, they know that we're in complete ascension and that our DNA is programmed to take us into it. I got one note from somebody, I think they're in Australia or someplace, saying people are signing up on waiting lists so they can take the flu shot. Oh yeah, I got reports about that. But they're not going to require the flu shot. They won't have to. Everybody's going to line up, except for the listeners to this show. We'll probably get some relenza just in case. And although we're not medical people and we can't tell you what to do. Now you're worried about being sued? Everyone's going to line up and they're going to be like the sheep, you know, it's going to be unbelievable. Yeah, because they're all going to want to go first. They're all going to be irked by the way when half of them drop dead from those whatever weird crap they put in there.

57:50 You want to talk a bit more about that? No, I think we talked too much about this topic. I agree. But what I was going to say... It's going to keep coming up until the thing passes, which it won't be until November. We're going to keep talking about this stupid swine flu, which hasn't killed anybody, basically, except people that are already sick. They have respiratory diseases, yeah. And usually they have pneumonia when it really boils, and then when you really read the story, you know, they had pneumonia, and then they got swine flu, and then they dropped dead, and gosh, Unbelievable. What a strange disease. So what I was going to say is that what many, many people know, including those who listen to this show, and John, you're not going to buy into this, but it'll keep us alive. So hear me out.

58:32 is that our DNA is programmed to evolve. Obviously evolution didn't stop with Monsanto. We as human beings continue to evolve and our brain capacity is expanding. Now we are connected globally, we have global knowledge and consciousness through the internet. Of course we're still, it's training wheels time, we're still trying to figure it out and we're still communicating through our fingertips instead of directly through our brains. But we are intended to become much more evolved, much smarter, much more connected on a much... not a spiritual level but on a global consciousness level. Many of the governments know this and they're just trying to stop this from happening because they've got too much invested in it but they're not really going to win because we are going to evolve and we're going to be okay but it will be a rough ride because

59:27 These guys are just trying to stop it. That's why the bushes are moving to Paraguay. That's why everyone's stealing all the money right now. That's why they have the seed banks in Colorado in the big vault. You know, they want to protect themselves. But we'll be okay. They have seed banks up in the Greenland area somewhere. I thought there was one in Colorado as well. They got the big whoppers up in the middle of nowhere, Frozenville. Right. So you know what the hell is that about? You can't get to it. You can't get no seed. Meanwhile, we get the Monsanto crap. So what does that tell you? You can argue and make the point if you're going to make crazy arguments that the seed bank was put together... By the way, Bill Gates is a big investor in the big seed bank. Of course he is! Look at the guy. You know he's one of the evil Uber Lords. How can he not be? By the way, he hands out a lot of vaccines in Africa.

1:00:12 So anyway... Chipping our brothers in the rainforest. I'm not going to take that tact, but let's just say this, perhaps that they put the seed bank together as an end run on Monsanto. How about him being a good guy? And they know the only way they're going to keep the world back, get it back to normal after Monsanto's seed is chipped. Is to have that. No, that's possible. Okay, I'll accept that. Maybe Bill Gates and Obama actually are not evil. So I'm looking at somebody said all the sites down the sites down to future world currency calm That we talked about this on the last show It's back up ladies and gentlemen go back and check it out, and they have these gorgeous coins You know United future world currency United in diverse or unity and diversity this coin is the ugliest piece of crap although It does look like it has a marijuana plant. Yeah cool I Saw that like yeah unity man

CHAPTER 17 / 24 Discussion

UK Pandemic Website Failure, Irish Lisbon Treaty Referendum

The UK's pandemic flu service website crashed immediately upon launch due to receiving over nine million visits per hour. In other European news, Ireland has scheduled a "do-over" referendum for the Lisbon Treaty on October 2, following a previous "no" vote that European leaders refused to accept.

uk· pandemic flu service· lisbon treaty· ireland· referendum

1:01:09 Hey man, that's a cool coin. So remember the UK of course as a part of the swine flu launched a website designed to give sufferers direct access to antiviral drugs. Well of course it collapsed under the weight of demand immediately after being launched a few days ago. in Gitmo Nation East and here it is the pandemic flu service site received more than nine million visits an hour. Whatever happened to load balancing? I remember when they did the when the first time the big the biggest hit ever was that would they just did the Super Bowl or something and they announced a website for Victoria's Secrets so all these horny guys on the computer all day could just go so they slammed Victoria because they're gonna have a live fashion show

1:01:55 So they slammed the Victoria's Secret site with more than these nine million. I mean it had to be enormous numbers and they were in it held up I think of course we did we did stuff for during Super Bowl commercials as well All of a sudden these sites don't hold up at all under just a smear load. When I do the Twitch show with Leo, they mention a website and it's commercial, and the site goes down immediately just with the thousand people that are watching the live feed. Right. Well those guys are apparently the same ones that do the sites for the UK government. But I think, you know, I have to believe they're even doing this purposely because when you read the news report about it, you know, this thing was down for hours and no one could get through and then... Yeah, it takes them forever to get the site back up. What's with that? Well, but what... Yeah, that's another thing that's really lame. But then he's saying, you know, we didn't expect there to be so many people who thought they might be sick. Okay, gotcha.

1:02:51 So maybe it's just a ploy to get some news out there, A, that this site is around. No, I think it's just amateur hours, is what I think. That could be true. We have a date for the do-over for the referendum in Ireland. Just keep doing it. The Lisbon Treaty. Yeah, okay. Friday, October 2nd. where they will try once again to get Ireland to vote yes on the Lisbon Treaty so they can finally do everything they wanted and get the European army together. It's amazing. It's amazing how they do that. Ireland said no, we are not in favor of the Lisbon Treaty and then all of the European politicians got together and said hey, that's not acceptable. These cocksuckers have got to say yes. So let's just do it over again.

CHAPTER 18 / 24 Discussion

Unemployment Benefits, Starbucks Spending, Healthcare Statistics

Reports indicate a slight rise in Starbucks sales attributed to the distribution of back-logged unemployment checks. Additionally, President Obama's claim that 14,000 Americans lose healthcare coverage daily is analyzed as a direct reflection of monthly job loss statistics rather than a specific healthcare-related metric.

starbucks· unemployment· barack obama· healthcare· job loss

1:03:49 And of course everyone goes, okay, well I guess we didn't do it, we gotta do it again. Yeah, well you just keep having to do it over and over and over eventually, you know, one day some, for some reason it's gonna pass because somebody's not gonna show up or they're gonna rig it and that'll be the end of it. I was reading how people are starting to go by their breakfast and coffee at Starbucks again, how Starbucks has kind of been up on the rise and then as you kind of dig into it you find out that the unemployment checks have finally started flowing. Apparently many states were not paying out unemployment for up to three months.

1:04:34 So wait a minute, let me get this straight. Somebody gets their unemployment check and so they go buy a $5 coffee at Starbucks and somebody's made this connection? It's actually $6 because you get a muffin with your coffee. That's the Starbucks. Well, you know, people are getting like three, four thousand dollars in benefits. Oh, so they're going to live it up at Starbucks. Exactly. I'd save my money. Why don't you just buy a coffee maker, people. Hey, we were also going to talk about this statistic. where President Obama, before he was talking about having a beer with the professor and the cop,

1:05:14 that every single day we do not have universal health care or the new health care bill in place, 14,000 Americans are losing their health care. And we were like, so where does he get that number from? It's not an arbitrary number I presume. And John, you actually nailed it right off the bat. Yeah, it's an action. It's a one-to-one representation of the job losses. Yeah, because if you take was it? It wasn't four or five hundred thousand a month. Yep. Oh with the job loss numbers and that represents those 14,000 people who are losing their benefits. Yeah, they're losing their benefits because they've been fired thanks to the economy. So it's a bogus number. So now it makes sense why Pelosi said... Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs!

CHAPTER 19 / 24 Discussion

Empress of China Dinner, Nokia T9 Texting Frustrations

A visit to the Empress of China restaurant in San Francisco's Chinatown is recounted, highlighting the "tourist trap" nature of the classic establishment. The planning of the dinner was complicated by the Nokia T9 predictive text system on a Symbian phone, which erroneously changed "Empress" to "Express" and "funky" to "funky" in text messages.

empress of china· nokia· t9· symbian· san francisco

1:06:14 So we went to a, we gotta do our food stuff. So we went to a restaurant yesterday and you've been to a couple restaurants recently. Well I did the Alive restaurant. What else have I been to recently? You said you went to some place you wouldn't tell me yesterday. We decided last night to go and because I'm setting up a bunch of things for Adam to do in the Bay Area and it includes some of these what I consider tourist trap places or old classics. And in this case we went to the Empress of China. And by the way let me read you the text message that John sent me.

1:06:55 Because yeah, and then this is what I have to deal with people. So John says Here it is Dinner sighs I text him yesterday dinner Saturday night, and he says what do you think just have Tao in tow? What might be fun is us all going to the funky Express of China? I'm like the funky Express of China. I'm like, okay. Well, what's the address? 838 Grand Street, so I get to 838 Grand Street. I'm like well the funky Express of China. That's gonna be fun It's the Empress of China has nothing to do with like said this last night. I'll say it again I have to warn people out there. Do not turn on the spellchecker for your Nokia phones the t9

1:07:48 Is that what it's called? That's the name of it? Yeah, T9. It stinks. Another fine acquisition. And it keeps changing the words and you type, type, type, type, type and you look back and it looks okay and then it, you know, it's, meanwhile it has changed words because it didn't like the word you were typing in. And it was just, I gotta turn it off but the trouble is I turned it on like an idiot. And now I can't, I have to, because it's Symbian, I have to go through menu after menu. Do you really want this menu? Yes. Click yes, no. Do you really want to click yes? Yeah, I do. Do you really, really want to click it? You know, it's just ridiculous the way that Symbian is the world's worst phone operating system because it keeps asking for confirmation after confirmation, but meanwhile you butt dial everything you've done before if you just sit down for a minute.

1:08:35 It's really easy to butt dial, yeah I noticed that. Like dead easy to butt dial but try doing anything on the phone without added confirmation. Sure, you sure you want to call, this is a number, you want to make a phone call, you want to make a voice call, you want to make a multimedia call. What do you think I want to make? So you got to click, click, click, click, click. Anyway, it's annoying. I love it when you get pissed off about technology, man. You know another thing that pisses me off about technology which your users the soundbite? What is with these websites and this is really a problem with Mozilla. I'm gonna get rid of Mozilla if this keeps up. So I did that story earlier in the show, the Dutch car. So I printed out all these letters and stuff I wanted to talk about a few of them. So I pull up the piece of paper. All it's got is the logo of the newspaper head. There's no story. It won't print it. You have to find a print button that's on the webpage itself to rearrange because the

CHAPTER 20 / 24 Discussion

Associated Press Content Licensing, Tom Curley Strategy

The Associated Press (AP), led by Tom Curley, is implementing strict new rules to prevent the unauthorized use of its headlines and news snippets. Curley aims to build a multi-hundred million dollar business out of headlines, a strategy critics argue ignores the reality of internet search and keyword-based discovery.

associated press· tom curley· licensing· headlines· copyright

1:09:29 because the browser sees it, presents it to me on the screen but when I hit print under the... Oh no, John, this is a part of the final nail in the coffin of mainstream media and of course these guys even, they're reprinting mainstream media. This is like what AP is now doing. It's now all of a sudden Associated Press has decided you can't use our news anymore, you can't copy our, you can't even copy our headlines. We're going to put secret codes and everything when you try and copy this. They don't want you to actually use their news anymore, which of course is what is ultimately going to kill them because now they're putting themselves into complete irrelevance by doing these types of things. If the browser shows it on the screen, I should be able to go to file, scroll down and hit the print button and it should print it.

1:10:22 Yeah, well they've done some kind of Ajax or JavaScript type thingy where you're looking at a layer or something So they're spoofing the browser that I think that's what's happening. Well, whatever it sucks. You follow that AP story? Which one? That AP now is... Oh yeah, no, AP is... they're completely... they're run by a guy, I forget... I think we talked about this before. And by the way, we've talked about some... I'm starting to get emails now about topics that we've, you know, discussed like a year and a half ago. It's becoming a little annoying. We should have a FAQ or something.

1:10:59 Yeah, the AP guy who I forgot who he is, but I think I mentioned it before. Tom Curley. Yeah, Curley. He did something else before AP that was the giveaway that he's going to be going this wrong direction. What he should be doing is licensing their content to everybody cheaply. And he doesn't see that. I mean, it's just a typical... Here's his quote. If someone can build multi-billion dollar businesses out of keywords, we can build multi-hundred million businesses out of headlines and we're going to do that. What is the logic of that? It's... well, you said that you knew the guy. No, I knew of him. There is no logic. No, the logic doesn't exist. There's no logic to what he just said. That's crazy talk.

CHAPTER 21 / 24 Discussion

Gold Melting and Matching, Alternative Donation Model

A proposal is made for listeners to donate physical gold, such as old jewelry, to be melted down into a "No Agenda Gold Cache." This initiative is framed as a hedge against the potential collapse of paper currency. Instructions are provided on using a crucible and torch to melt gold at home before mailing the "goo" to a collection address.

gold· melting· donations· jewelry· currency collapse

1:11:46 But it's also, can we just accept that maybe news for profit is just going to go away? Remember the Tiffany Network, CBS, the Evening News, it cost them millions of dollars to produce this show. It was the lost leader, but it was real news. It was Walter Cronkite, it was Dan Rather, it was real journalists. In the early days of television it was required that you did that the government owned the airwaves and they gave you a license and you were obligated to serve the public. That means you had to have so much of this kind of news, you had to have news, you had to have public affairs in the morning, you had to do all these positive things to serve the public and improve our life.

1:12:31 And then one day, I don't know, they said, whatever, just do whatever you want, reality TV shows, fine. And so now it's just all dumb, just completely crap, it's just garbage from end to end and they wonder why they're failing. The joke of it is that when they felt an obligation to help the public with good news and information, You know, and actual, you know, work involved, foreign correspondents and the like, they were more successful. So the good news is that with the Internet, and this goes back to my point, John, that we are rising above all of this and we are actually creating a global consciousness. I think we're sinking below all of it. No, we're not sinking. We are actually rising above it. We have listeners who we have

1:13:12 They source things for us, they find things. The number of emails I've received from doctors and nurses in hospitals who are telling me things that they're afraid, like, please don't use my name, please don't repeat this. uh... you know that they're being forced into vaccinations for the swine flu they are actually performing journalistic duties news is happening and you and i in effect are kind of reporting it this is exactly the way it's supposed to be we are not sponsored by monsanto although we give enough exposure for them to pay us some money hint hint

1:13:49 You know, we have no... Can you imagine if they did that and one of their board meeting somebody played the show? Why? What did you do? You gave them what? So, you know, this is a model that clearly is working. Now, it's not working. You know what? Can we just have people send us gold instead of electronic money? No, seriously. Why don't we just set it up, John? because I'm not interested in the money. Nobody can get the gold. No, but they can send us their rings, their jewelry. Send jewelry? The address is listed on the blog. Seriously, seriously, wouldn't that be a lot? Everyone has some gold in the house. We know that eventually the dollar is going to collapse, that all currencies will go away. It's just pieces of paper that are completely meaningless. What kind of a business model is this? I love this business model. I would like to change it. I would like to change

1:14:44 Seriously, isn't it easy to melt gold, John? Isn't that simple? Oh yeah, it's really easy. Can't you just put it in the microwave? Can you? No, you can't put it in the microwave. How hot does gold have to get before it starts to melt? You can do it over the stove. So why don't we just have people mail us like an ounce or whatever. Mail us an ounce, folks. John, seriously, think about this. I would much rather receive gold. I'm not arguing against it. I just think people are just assuming. Well, maybe. Let's go over some of the people that gave us money. Have you ever been to a pawn shop recently? There was enough gold in the pawn shop that people are getting like 10 bucks for and then the pawn shop turns around and sells your shit for $300. Why don't we just melt your shit down and send it to us? Seriously. Dots of gold are welcome. The address is on the blog, dvorak.org. You can't miss it.

CHAPTER 22 / 24 Discussion

Listener Donations, Australian FM Transmitter

A list of recent financial contributors is read, including donors from Ohio, Washington, and Texas. A notable donation of $51.87 came from a listener in Victoria, Australia, who operates a 15-watt FM transmitter to broadcast the show locally. Other international donations were received from Germany, Singapore, and Canada.

paypal· donations· australia· fm transmitter· singapore

1:15:40 Meanwhile, people have been using the old antiquated system to help us and we highly appreciate it. This is called PayPal. But by the way, you can use debit cards and electronic checks and everything through this system. So you can use your unemployment debit card to send us money? Yeah. Fine. That would be cool. That would be highly cool. Maybe we could make debit cards. And by the way, I'm still working on this. I have the splash page. I thought it was a little amateur. So I'm gonna work on another one, which you can have at work. You can, because we now encourage people to listen to the show at work. So you put the splash page up and you have the thing running in the background to show. The splash page says that you're listening to a lecture about management. Is that on noagenda.squarespace.com?

1:16:25 It'll be on all over the place when I'm finished. So it's not up yet? No, no. Oh, okay. I said I'm gonna finish. I didn't like it. I wanted to make it a little slicker. I gotcha. I gotcha. David Bowser, Mineral City. By the way, we got this week, we got a bunch of Americans that gave us money. Oh, good. Finally. A bunch of Texans too, which is weird. David Bowser from Mineral City, Ohio gave us 50. Joseph Stacy of Sammamish, Washington. There's a whole bunch of weird-named towns up in Washington, by the way. Anyway, Stacy, 50. Rasa Sutkis of Chicago, Illinois, 50. Cynical Computers of Stowell, Victoria, Australia gave us 5187. Ah, I know why. Okay. He sent me, it's like the, I'm looking for his email. He told me why. Here it is. It's the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways multiplied by three.

1:17:22 So that he would get a mention. By the way, Mike, is his name, is also broadcasting the stream via a nice little 15 watt transmitter in Australia. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, he's in Victoria, Australia, Gitmo, far south. Mike, thank you very much. Highly appreciated. And so when he goes shopping, He listens to the NOAA Gender Stream on his little 15 watt transmitter, which I presume is an FM transmitter. 15 watts is a lot. 15, 1.5. It's still a lot. That is a lot. Yeah, depending on your antenna you could get quite some reach out of that. If you're in a flat area, part of Australia, which is a lot of it, you could get 10 miles or more with that. Yeah, easily. Yeah, I think so. Good, good, we need more of that. James Stapleton, Prospect, South Australia, 50.

1:18:12 Andrew Rye in Richardson, Texas, and here's another odd one, 5437. 5437. No. Don't know. No. Niels Martens of Lübeck, Deutschland sent us 50. Soon to invade the US. Yeah, he'll be shooting us shortly. John Kilburn of Houston, Texas, 50. And by the way, it was the number for H1N1 was 4161. That was the phone code and then the guy who gave that to us was Jason Bateson. 4161 is H1N1, right? He says we should use that as the code for H1N1 anytime we talk about it. Alright, 4161 everybody, that's the new code. Joseph Kelly of Baytown, Texas gave us a nice $100. Thank you, Joseph.

1:19:05 Nico Walraven if that is indeed your real name. That's a Dutch name I think. Really Nico Walraven? Volderalfen, yeah I think so. Oh well he's in Singapore. They do get around. Well, you know, they own part of the Dutch East Indies, so there would be a lot of Dutch in that area. And of course, Singapore is a fine city because they fine you for just about anything you do there. Spitting, chewing gum, etc. They like that joke there. Tim Dietrich of Cambridge, Ontario, 50. And it's kind of interesting because there's an amazing number of British named towns in Ontario. There's London, Ontario, there's Cambridge. Well, the Queen still runs the show over there even though the Canadians refuse to believe it.

CHAPTER 23 / 24 Discussion

American Meteorological Society, Geoengineering, Chemtrails

The American Meteorological Society (AMS) released a policy statement recommending enhanced research into geoengineering the climate. The statement, in force until July 2012, calls for the study of the ethical and social implications of climate manipulation. Critics view this as a formal acknowledgment of "chemtrail" activities previously dismissed as conspiracy theories.

geoengineering· chemtrails· ams· climate manipulation· 2012

1:19:57 and then finally Larry Baldwin of Buena Park California home of Knott's Berry Farm gave us 52. So no, well thank you very much everybody. No new nights? No layaway nights? Not that I know of. None of these $50 they aren't layaway nights are they by any chance? No, no, these are just straight up, straight up. Okay, the American Meteorological Society released a press release I'm worried about this by the way because it doesn't make sense to me that this would happen. I know where you're going Yeah, this is a policy statement of the American Meteorological Society Proposals to geoengineer climate is this what you were talking about? Yeah, that's one of them by the way. I got a gold melting point of the of let's see

1:20:48 nineteen hundred and forty seven degrees farenheit maybe be tough to get on the stove you could probably do it with a torch though blowtorch someone of those crack just get your crack torch everybody you know get a crucible you gotta get a crucible get a message any crack torch will do okay any crack you're gonna need I think you need a little more total heat than a crack torch is gonna get you the crack torch is great get a crucible I think you're gonna have trouble with that you want a big torch you know You know one of those big giant ones that you use for melting solder. And I think that will melt the gold in a crucible. I really think John that we're on to something here because what we'll do is we will store the gold

1:21:30 Okay, so get get a crucible melt your melt your jewelry. You know this I'm sure there's something saying I don't wear that ring I don't give a shit about that chain or whatever and John maybe we'll have to give them a little bit of advice you know if it's Because there's different mixtures, you know, it could be gold with some other stuff in there I mean is there a way to just get the pure gold out? No, you're gonna just give us the melted goo and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, you just give us Melt your jewelry send us the goo. Okay, and you know what? You should actually make it into get a tin soldier mold or Or something like that so you can melt it into something nice because that'd be cool That'd be very cool what people melt it into yeah, you can pick this up at any hobby shop You know you can get you can get a actually go to a hobby shop You can ask them how to do the melting gold right cuz a lot of people make their own jewelry, and that's what they do

1:22:19 So then look up the address on the Dvorak.org and just send it off. Now, how do they send that? Registered or what's the best way to do that, John? Oh, well, it's going to be heavy, so I just put in a box. I mean, what do you think that... Dude, they're not melting like bricks. I mean, it's going to be heavy. It's not going to be heavy. Just mail it. So we are going to create... Don't put a return address, just mail it. The NOAAgenda Gold Cash. Okay, we're gonna get one chunk of gold. No, I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong. This guy for the rest of our lives is going to be hounding us about what happened to the gold cash. John, I think you're wrong. I think that people will actually do this. Look, not everyone has money, but everyone's got some piece of trinket laying around they can melt down and then you send it to us and then when it's time, then we will take it to the assayist. Then we will coin the new money.

1:23:16 And then we'll be able to rebuild society based upon the gold that we have collected together. This is not a bad idea. How are you going to rebuild a society on 45 bucks but anything's possible? It all depends on what you charge for stuff. It'll be real money though, that's true. It'll be real money and we can make new coins. Wouldn't it be cool to have our heads on the coin? Come on man, that would be awesome. You know what happened to Ron Paul's boys for doing their own coinage, right? Well, that's why we're not going to do coinage yet. We're just collecting the gold. But only when it's time, when everything has fallen apart, everything... I mean, look, I got gold. I'll throw my gold into the kitty. I got a bar, man. I got all kinds of stuff. I'll throw it in, you know, so match me. There you go, match me.

1:23:56 Okay, so we get three hundred fifty thousand dollars worth of gold you have to throw your bar in fuck. Yeah done Consider it done consider it done. Yeah, it'd be funny if it actually happened So the American Meteorological Society recommends one enhanced research on the scientific and technological potential for geoengineering the climate including research on intended and unintended environmental responses Two, coordinated study of historical, ethical, legal and social implications of geoengineering that integrates international, interdisciplinary and intergenerational issues and perspectives that includes lessons from past efforts to modify weather and climate, i.e. chemtrails.

1:24:37 and three, development and analysis of policy options to promote transparency and international cooperation in exploring geoengineering options along with restrictions on reckless efforts to manipulate the climate system, i.e. chemtrails. Chemtrails. I get the sense that this is a hoax. Really? But it doesn't make any sense, but this isn't this really from the a met sock org isn't that really the society? Yeah, I never I've never been to the site before I have no idea if it's a hoax or not I don't hear here's the site man. Check it out. I don't think it's a hoax It looks pretty legit to me and we look at the PDF version of this he has a lot in here. Oh

1:25:30 Policy statement, blah blah blah. American Meteorological Society, 45 Beacon Street, Boston, Massachusetts. Oh this is good. This statement is considered in force until July 2012 unless superseded by a new statement. Yeah, 2012. Of course it is. You won't be around in 2012. Mother Earth is going to wipe you fuckers out first. Your geoengineering. How arrogant is that? To think that you can mess with the Mother Earth. I just find the whole thing to be peculiar. It's creepy is what it is. But you know this has been going, the government has admitted in multiple documents that they've been doing this. Oh that's horseshit. It isn't, okay, for Thursday I will get the... Oh yeah, oh they see the cloud and it rains once in a while. Wow. No, the chemtrails. Chemtrails are bull.

CHAPTER 24 / 24 Discussion

No Agenda Tour, Show Sign-off

The hosts discuss the possibility of a global "dinner tour" to meet listeners in person, potentially accepting gold as an entry fee. The episode concludes with the standard sign-off from the "crackpot command center" in San Francisco and Northern Silicon Valley, reminding listeners of the next broadcast on Thursday.

tour· dinner· san francisco· silicon valley· sign-off

1:26:24 Send your gold to the address on Dvorak.org. We'll melt it and match it. And for you normal people, send it, go to Dvorak.org slash NA or noagenda.squarespace.com and help us out here this week. We can use it. It's the No Agenda Melt It and Match Program. We'll put that up on the, if you go to Dvorak.org slash NA, I'll change the site. And by the way, we also have to re-discuss at some point the dinner that we want to do. We're getting some interest, but everybody's like one guy's in Chicago, another guy's in the Netherlands, another guy's in Australia. I mean it's gonna be hard to do. Well I had an idea about that John. Why don't we just do a tour? Why don't we go around the world and we could certainly start with the US and hit a couple cities and just do a dinner tour. And people wouldn't have to pay the 500 bucks, just bring us your gold.

1:27:20 You think I'm crazy, right? Bring us your dead. This is not a bad idea. It really isn't. I don't care about digits in a computer. Give me gold. That's something we can really work with and then you show up and it'll be like how the how they tested to see if you weren't a German spy in the World War II and then you'd ask your questions like... And indeed, the show drives off the road in one hour and thirty-four minutes. Like who won the World Series and if you didn't have the right answer then you were a German spy. Which you would not have. No, you're right. You'd have to shoot me immediately. But, you know, we could ask questions about no agenda and then, you know, if you answer the questions properly then we give you some gold, you know, we give you part of the Melt and Match program and then you could actually help rebuild the Earth.

1:28:10 and into a ditch. Alright, be cynical. Go ahead. I love meeting your daughter by the way, she's very sweet. Yeah, so we didn't do the restaurant review, we'll get to it next week. Coming to you from the Minimum Security Confinement Center, did I just hear a deadbolt click in an undisclosed loft location in the Crackpot Command Center here? I'm messing it up again. Gitmo Nation West, San Francisco, California. That's me, Adam Curry. Wow, that was pretty bad. I'm here in Northern Silicon Valley without a lot of things to say other than I'm John C. Dvorak. Remember, melt and match. Until Thursday, when we talk to you again right here, same time, during your management course on No Agenda.