1:18:45 executive producer Christopher Massey who came in with $400 is a top guy for today's show 4-4 1143 and he says hello John and Adam I'm hopeful to get this donation letter registered in time for the Sunday June 2nd show And you did it. This momentous day is when we will be celebrating the high school graduation of my first human resource, but first a de-douching is in order! You've been de-douched First donations started listening to this show about two years ago after I got hit in the mouth by a friend. I listened only sporadically as they found it hard to find time to devote the requisite amount of hours each week five to the amount of con... well five six
1:19:31 The requisite amount of content you provide slowly, however I found the time to listen more regularly and ultimately later hit my son in the mouth as well. The recent deconstruction of the Russia Trump carnival has been tremendous and although I was really doubting Adam's theory about Mueller being a cover up guy at first, I've come around to at least accept that it is a strong possibility." Okay! My son and I have been spending a lot of time on the road. We are frequently traveling for these athletic tournaments, showcases and the like to be in such it's been a tradition for us to throw on no agenda for our long drives and we always find something to trigger conversation either right then or later on is now irregular listeners well but he's leaving our nest soon order to play sports at even higher level prior to going to college hmmm And i know we will both continue what does he do?
1:20:29 He's just kind of sports as he played like to know yeah, ask politely Just split this donation into half for me and my son do that you do the bookkeeping is an easy thing to do I'd love some of our favorite jingles goat karma for his next year. That's true because they say it to him all the time now Yeah, which is a real problem most families we have did we have the issue here as well? Yeah It's true. And a full L-sharped and resist we much? That's true. But resist, we much! We must and we will much about that be committed You've got karma Alright Chris yeah let us know what your son what kind of sport your son does
1:21:14 Sir Jeffrey Steckroth, PartsUnknown39393. What a strange time to be alive does this many dollars make you play the No Agenda Anthem? Then he says, oh dear I'm hammered. Sure it does! We don't play it often enough! And you may sing along! In the morning, Gitmo Nation we are all charged up to be human resources and servants in all lands and all ships at sea
1:21:55 You've got karma. Well, there you go Thank you for requesting that with a very short note sir Jeffrey beautiful love doing that the Gitmo nation national anthem Joseph Laisley, you think? Or Lizel. Maybe Lizel. Lizel could be. Lizel could be Lizel but I think Laisley would make sense to me. 33342. Uh...I'm a douchebag no more!
1:22:46 He didn't ask for a de-douching, but he should be given one. We'll give him one sure absolutely You've been de-douched I've been listening enthusiastically for two years now since my smoking hot wife hit me in the mouth But this is my first donation not the first time yes very good Goat Karma for our brand new human resource The world you too and your fine work well Thank you very much here's the goat for you! You got karma Dan's your brand new human resource do tell more Mike Harrington, Sir Mike Harrington to most people. Grand Canyon Arizona 3333. It's gotta be a great place to visit the little town. First I wish to congratulate Adam on his recent marriage and wish you and Tina all the best because they do not donate... I have not donated since last October request deducing. You've been deduced! A lot of douchin' going on today. He recently accepted
1:23:44 permanent position at the National Park Service in Grand Canyon doing the compost thing and in honor of show 1117, composting people I humbly request that my knighthood title be reverted. He has another title to to Sir Compost Ranger. Okay, well we'll put that in today's credits and put that right there I think it's on there...I would rather deal with the vertical and environmental challenges of Grand Canyon compared to the grizzly bears at Glacial National Park where i worked last summer if anyone out there wishes to visit Grand Canyon please stay away from The Edge! Stop with the selfies ladies
1:24:28 The shows have been phenomenal as of late and I especially appreciate the attention given to topics no one else will cover. No agenda certainly helps to keep me sane and is essential in my well-being, as a like that hike around the canyon during my job, I cannot tell you how many hikers I've passed on the trail who who look at me strangely as I burst out in laughter while listening to the download of the show. Whenever anyone asks why I'm laughing, I tell them that I am reacting to my podcast and that they invariably presume I'm listening to some douchey and elitist TED talk." In fact we should make a separate feed
1:25:10 For people who just want to listen to no agenda covertly and it have Liam and we tell like we'll call Ted talk We will misspell something. Yeah, she did Ted talk t-okay You know T OCK TED talk you'll have like Ted logos And so people you know I can feel safe Safe using a listening to our show Little do they know I'm listening to the best podcast in universe. Please keep up the good work and know that you two both are very appreciated I request jobs cover for all in a good old Reverend Al thank you for your courage The tortoise
1:25:54 Kim Kardashian, Sigournoy Weaver, Russia. R-E-S-P-I-C-T They're all jitties! R-E-S-P-I-C-T There's no real conflict! Resist, we must. Resist, we much. We must and we will much about that be committed. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! All right! Every time I hear that I think to myself...I'm pretty sure that Reverend Al pronounces Jif
1:26:41 Like that as opposed to gif. And that's why he said JITTY. Yeah, well maybe if we ever encounter him That will be the number one question. If anyone meets the guy ask him how he pronounced it show them the word I'd write down a piece of it Don't say is just how do you pronounce this word? How do you pronounce this word don't say it is how do you pronounce it? You think he'll say jitty Bob Welsh is next on the list his associate executive producers 26252 Thanks Adam and John, blank blank. We're man and woman overboard Bob and B-Beliza, Belisa, Belissa okay pronounced like Melissa but with a b. Coming back to the fray we needed douche dedouching for many years from many years back Okay let's de douche then You've been de douched
1:27:37 Here's a contribution to further the work for the Adam Curry School of Dancing for Seniors. And for the upcoming John C. Dvorak cookbook, For Fake Meat and Farmed Salmon. Ha! It's a beautiful birthday on June 21st. You'd like to get a goat screamer? That's true... A squirrel and maybe hot pockets so you can dredge it up. Congrats, congrats Adam on your recent wedding. Uh, Bob and Belissa. Alright and we'll throw some karma in there for you as well. Oh wait let me do that again I missed up the sequence i can do that better gosh darn it. You've got karma. Nicholas Robinson in Summerville Massachusetts. 20102
1:28:32 I humbly request some moving karma as i transition away from living in apartments and into my first house. Thank you for your courage, and keep up the good work! Congratulations, Nicholas on the new house here's your moving karma as requested. You've got Karma. Eric Groosboom Rosebud crimping on the lick crimping close rosebombe crimpin and lick very good He's in the Netherlands you can tell because of your Netherlands for standing accent yes $200 I TM John and Adam after years of donating five dollars per month. I'm getting closer to being knighted This donation is a giant leap into this goal in a contribution to the best podcasting universe
1:29:24 Monday the 3rd, I'll be celebrating my 50th birthday the old-fashioned Dutch way. We know how that works! Come on everybody let's go with... Complete with a Dutch Birthday Circle listening to each other's boring stories and opinions. Now lets see..I don't think people have heard this for at least a number of years Yes so the Dutch birthday experience has multiple facets The main way it works is you go over, and this may have changed throughout the past 20 years that I haven't really actively been living there. There's no evidence of this having changed! You go over to the person's house and everything is decorated. They have a chair, the Dutch are nuts about birthdays Their chair will be decorated with balloons and all kinds of stuff from early morning on by the way you get up in the morning your chairs already decked out your presents are there it's very festive
1:30:17 All the family and friends come. It's the same people you saw last week at someone else's birthday party, and then they have all the chairs in a circle in the living room And we're all drinking and chatting and talking about things like our morning wood bad breath your wife's bad breath... it's the same stories and everyone kind of does it The kicker though is when you go to the bathroom in a Dutch home there will be a calendar on the wall seat height for men and women. Women see the calendar more often, and the calendar is a birthday calendar And you can see because of course you're at the person's house Oh it's their birthday here today You can put your own on and you can also look ahead and see where the next circle will be It's a wonderful cultural experience that I recommend to everybody only once
1:31:11 It sounds dreadful. No, it's really quite okay. It's really nice of the way the Dutch... I like the birthday calendar! I still think it's a great promotional item that could... There is a very funny idea they should put some new agenda propaganda in there. Yeah we should have... Get a rubber stamp Here we go. A pocket rubber stamp that says no agenda show the best podcast in the universe, www no agenda show.com rubber stamp a pocket type to kind of you can put your pod carry around, stamp it on everything that doesn't sound like it'll be very beneficial to the show somehow I don't think so he uh, he would like to request a goat karma Dr Kiki and science and an F cancer
1:31:54 And he says, de groten? Is that what it's... De gruten. Groten. Grunten. Krimpen aan de lek. That is where it's from. Nailed it! Shut up already! You've got karma. And that wraps up our executive producer list and associate executive producer lists for show 1143 I want to thank all these folks helping keeping the show alive. Yes it is highly appreciated particularly seeing everyone coming in with deducing since they haven't been around for a while, it's nice to see that nice to know that people aren't overboard because there's really no other way we know there's no way to check statistics we don't know really how many people are listening...we don't care because you don't have to tell any advertisers all we want us for you to be happy for us to be happy and to be able to pay the rent and thank you
1:32:50 To everyone who donated under the executive and associate executive producership level, we'll be thanking you coming up in the second segment. And these are of course very valuable titles they are real production credits you can use them anywhere credits are accepted if someone calls you on it questions it will be happy to hop on the phone and vouch for you! And remember another show coming up on Thursday you can support us at Dvorak dot org slash N A You've got it all. You know how the Dutch birthdays work! Go out there, propagate our formula! Our formula is this... We go out we hit people in the mouth.