Sun 14 Mar 2021 1329: Boba Liberals View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:10:34 Match 1 of 1 2:49:41Because Texans make a big stink about their chili never having beans in it and real Chili doesn't have beans in it. They make a big fuss about Okay, what was the problem with the damn beans? Let me make sure it's not loaded with that sound effect was that's my actual ar-15 let me just make sure it's not loaded Yeah Actually. Oh, I see what you're doing. Yeah, that's absolutely what you would do. Yeah. You'd shoot people for putting beans in their chili. Yeah. No. What you do is you shoot people who have a problem with it. Yeah. That's how it works. I have an end of show ISO which we discussed. COVID-19 is never going to end. Play that one again. Yeah, that one. You know, I'm going to do it. It's too long. It's really too long.
Wed 6 Dec 2023 1612: Global Donut View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:46:04 Match 1 of 1 1:16:53And we're going to get to the ultimate outcome of what needs to happen and what I think everyone is really pining over. But one of the companies that clearly needs to correct themselves is Weight Watchers Because for years, Weight Watchers told people it was your... It was you have no self-control. Yeah! You're eating too damn much food. You have no portion control. Well now we know thanks to Big Pharma and incessant lying that people who are overweight it's not...it's not you. It's a medical condition. It's a disease
Thu 26 Mar 2026 1854: Rackout View Episode0:00 Match distribution 2:35:56 Match 1 of 1 32:00So, if there's a big plan and a big strategy behind it part of it is working. I think the dollar seems to be getting stronger which in my mind means people need dollars to get energy and the next boots to fall on the ground would be hey Russia go ahead and sell it! Let Russia sell the oil real cheap we've already kind of started that Well, we'll see. It seems too damn complicated. What do you mean? I mean you got all these moving parts You've got the oil and gas and then there's all these other subcategories in fact if you can play this clip which is urea is another missing element in Australia Oh that's the pig urine
Sun 18 Oct 2015 766: Cyber Soldiers View Episode0:00 Match distribution 2:53:21 Match 1 of 1 1:23:11That's pretty big. Was his burn rate, what did she say? 180 a month? It was too much. Damn that's crazy! Well here is an interesting little clip on that regard. This makes a little sense when you hear it why Biden is not jumping in play Biden and Air Force Two. Some supporters argue that Biden is better off waiting since once he declares for president, he has to pay for Air Force Two. And with the crew a whopping $43000 an hour on political trips, a huge burden for a fledgling campaign. No? Okay well... We have the number! Yeah 43 thousand per hour sounds about right It does sound about right for a big plane like that So Jeb Bush is an idiot
Fri 8 Jun 2018 1040: Pardon Me View Episode0:00 Match distribution 2:51:59 Match 1 of 1 10:59You don't want to hear about a master plumber being an elite. He is, or she is but it's all academic and its again they've been playing with themselves in itself saluting And I'm telling you the people feel that there's a party going on and they aint invited to it That's a big part of this It's not just economics I dont buy the whole Marxist argument Its all about economics It's not all about economics It's about sensing that your leaders give a damn about you personally When that corner...I see some people like that on the Democratic Party today And, uh... but they gotta keep a low profile. You got to stay down! There's too much self-saluting Too many events that seem to be about saluting them Too many galas People are tired of it I'm sick of them By the way, I'm rooting against them Even though I agree with him He said gala? Isn't it gala?!
Thu 14 Nov 2024 1712: Data Plateau View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:24:16 Match 1 of 1 1:07:26And then Bill Clinton came along and there's a speech that is going around from 1996 where he comes out and he says, we've got it. The government is too damn big. We gotta start trimming it down." I think the figure was at the time of their budget was just around $1 trillion now its seven This has been going on forever. It never does anything except it's just bullcrap." This was the indeed the Hoover Commission, which was the commission on organization of the executive branch of the government and also known as COABG. I think DOGE is much better than COABG
Sun 8 May 2016 823: Postcard From Paris View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:28:54 Match 1 of 1 1:53:42No, it's too damn big! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! In the morning! You walk into this. That's cool. Woah! I walked into it, but there was a brick wall I walked into. My face hurts. Oh, man. AAAAAAAAHHHHH! Alright, alright. Well, change of topic then, perhaps. Yes. Let me take us somewhere. But I'd like to take you some- Oh, what? I was gonna do an entremont just for the keep, just so we get in the right mood. Okay. Earthquake coming. Ooh, I always love that. To the index and a new warning about the big one hitting Southern California, a leading earthquake scientist predicting the San Andreas fault is quote locked, loaded and ready to roll. He says stress has been building along the state's longest fault line for more than a century now. The last big quake to hit the southern San Andreas was a 7.9. That was back in 1857. I'm gonna die.
Thu 21 Oct 2010 245: Bow to the Aqua Buddha View Episode0:00 Match distribution 2:13:54 Match 1 of 1 21:24If successful, getting an ad partnership, which is tough because they put you through some rigorous terrorism testing. I will donate 67% of all ad revenues to KnowAgenda, allowing me to keep the magic number 33%. I believe this PR initiative will create an excellent viral campaign, hopefully a source of money. We hope so too and if not just for money getting these things going viral is a big deal. You know I receive hundreds of emails between shows and a lot of it is just that it's like viral stuff you know like you know what went really viral this week the The Rent is Too Damn High party. That guy yeah. I love this guy. How come we don't have a guy like this in California? I'd vote for him immediately. We do.
Sun 11 Aug 2019 1162: Thank You Comrade View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:05:04 Match 1 of 1 1:04:14Rent is too damn high. We couldn't get jobs or jobs with benefits. And global warming was making Texas summers even more miserable in the short term and dooming humanity. Maybe even the capitalist class in the long term. My friends also didn't know how to cope with these problems or with my constant bickering and agitating about them. I was becoming frustrated with my newfound ability to see the problems of the world alongside what I felt was my inability to do anything about it. As someone who was broke and thought about every single penny, this was a big deal to me. But it also wasn't a big deal to the table, and that's what was important because it meant that everyone had what they needed to fully participate without the distractions of just getting by in society.
Mon 27 Jul 2026 1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD View Episode0:00 Match distribution 7:39:07 Match 1 of 1 1:31:11I've been donating all year. Not me baby, not me on a podcast tonight. Yeah everybody does it once in awhile just because it's funny It's almost like tucking your penis between your legs we all do at once! I never done that Never? No its too damn big! AHHHHH In the morning You walk into these. That's cool! I walked in, there was a brick wall i walked into my face hurts oh man So if anybody likes to buy one and really A very well priced one it's always a good deal except some maybe 30 bucks but generally speaking get them for like under 20 is a good Beaujolais And what you want
Fri 26 Apr 2019 1132: False meme-ification View Episode0:00 Match distribution 2:46:33 Match 1 of 1 1:26:42Other people use their talents or their knowledge. So particular stories you can send in just Adam mccurry calm I guess a John at the vorac org does that work? Yeah, it's too yeah works squeaky chair at the vorac org no I don't have this Although the chair does want its own email address. And you can, we have many different places where you can contribute just annotating the show on noagenderplayer.com or going to and there's also I found that was the No Agenda like one big PDF file. What the hell was that again? Damn it! Keep forgetting to promote that one It's a topic list of every show we've done it's a huge PDF
Thu 16 Feb 2017 904: Reich 4.0 View Episode0:00 Match distribution 2:43:59 Match 1 of 1 1:37:35Chichican, chichican, chichican, guy-nay, chichican. Now that's how we pronounce it Guy and Chichicon I'm sure it's incorrect but it fits much better with the song what do you have John? We have a Chichicon here this is the ISO ah wait I don't see it yeah yeah I got it I gotta get guy and a surprise to some already being called of victory What did he say? Let me listen again. Guy-anay! Guy-anay a surprise to some and already being called a victory. Huh... And at the end, he pronounced it guy-anay. Yeah, the E is pronounced as an A. So it's Guy-anay and I think that this way because he made a big point of this...I think that she was sick of people mispronouncing her first name as Gay-ann Those damn No Agenda guys with your damn jingle! It's all wrong Well no, I think they were mispronouncing it on RT too I know but we have one of our producers has been tweeting her And saying hey you should listen to The No Agenda Show They have jingles for ya' And she responded
Thu 12 Apr 2018 1024: Poop Particle View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:13:08 Match 1 of 1 1:47:38She's pretty. She has a pixie like demeanor. Her head is too big to be pixie. She has kind of a square head. She looks like Betty Boop. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's that. Yeah, otherwise very simple. But she was so happy about it. She started off her press briefing the other day. Oh, I think we can exit. Now entering. Oh, no, no, no, no. I did exit, damn it. Why are we exiting? I thought we were still going to stay in the mode. Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah, what am I thinking? Let's stay in the moment. What are you talking about? I'm crazy. You're still talking about her. Yeah, I forgot. Okay, so she would she he flirted with her she no no we're getting to the flirting's coming But first she walks in she's back from vacation She's super happy then she clunks her book down on the table And what are we always bitching about in these in this book is the biggest book in the world in world history? huge giant voluminous book Yeah, I'm gonna Replay that for you because she she plops the book down Damn it
Sun 22 Jul 2018 1052: Proof Trump is Broke View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:10:51 Match 1 of 1 3:02:56But no. Oh, yes. Splitting Cal. Back in this country the state Supreme Court of California has blocked a November ballot measure to split the state into three parts. Supporters argue the state has grown too big and too diverse to govern but the court ruled that it needs more time to hear questions about the proposal's validity The measure might still appear on some future ballot Yeah what a loss huh? That was gonna vote yes, of course I was all ready for that damn it alright everybody fast and furious today We covered a lot of ground and there will be much more to talk about on Sunday. We've got clips were holding over So there's definitely stuff to talk about And it showed a anything could happen keep your eyes open your ears open and keep talking to us Let us know what you got anonymity assured when necessary and requested
Thu 23 May 2019 1140: Imperious View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:20:18 Match 1 of 1 2:23:03And that's the kind of thing that's promoted by Angelina Jolie. Yeah, she's the one who came up with that idea promoted she had the clinic that would redo your breasts all beautiful too it was like a package deal don't die get great boobs damn it another exit strategy missed so that was uh the kind of thing and you're right DNA is going to be in the next batch of ways to scan this basically just besides killing the public with this crap products Which again, like I said they found the live virus in many of these things and too bad! Oh good you got the live virus. That's one way to get it. One other data point here just the last one i got even though we kind of know what he expands on how people who work at CDC and FDA are in on the game In fact he calls these organizations part of the big pharma industry
Sun 6 Nov 2016 875: No Brexit For You View Episode0:00 Match distribution 2:52:30 Match 1 of 1 2:20:41Well, you know I maybe damn. I wish it was going to Uncle Don's for Thanksgiving. You're not? No. Oh why not? You know Tina works at the Ronald McDonald house here in Austin as communications director and on holidays because the house operates 24-7 they have to divide up whose house manager and so yeah you can get Christmas you get New Year's she got Thanksgiving And so I'm gonna, we're going to hang out with the families of the house and have a Thanksgiving there. It'll be nice too. Oh that'd be great! Yeah. Don't forget Thanksgiving is show 880. Ooh! And um... We'll be working. And i'll be cooking on mass for you know, it depends how many families are there but they usually pretty full So I will need some cooking tips for a big crowd. Oh yeah that's different cooking for a big group is a lot different in fact There are special cookbooks
Sun 6 Feb 2022 1423: Baby Stealers View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:03:57 Match 1 of 1 2:41:57We hope to see you there. I'm Sir Sir Seat Sitter and I'll be at the Valentine's Day meetup, just look for the guy that looks like homeless Jesus! Big Meet Up? That's right, the big valentine's love meet up at The Roller Ring Hey guys it's Dame Jennifer come spend a day of love with your fellow lovely No Agenda producers You know you want too Okay...I think that is one of the best promos i've ever heard for a meet-up It's excellent That's really good Also some voice over talent there Damn Jennifer man. She's got that down doesn't she love that yes, so the keeper and I will be there We won't be in Denver Colorado But there's your chance on the 17th also on the 17th Michigan Fort Gretchen Grady it graduate Port Huron I'm sure I'm butchering that grass show or something. I'm sure I'm sure his I'm sure its grass show port Huron
Thu 16 Apr 2020 1234: COVID KowTow View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:30:33 Match 1 of 1 2:02:30We're in danger of having a cure for this problem that's worse than the damn virus. A society with no art, where humans are too scared to interact with each other. We can't survive like this, people! All caps. Thanks again to you both for guarding my reality so well. Can you ask the New York producers to try again for a meetup once we are allowed out of jail? I missed the last two because I was out of town working. No jingles, just a big ass karma, please. Oh man. Kisses and hugs, anonymous lesbian. I think those are kisses and hugs for you. She loves you, man. She's like, I'm a sideshow for her. She's an artist. She's got taste.
Sun 27 Jul 2008 40: Hydroxy Booster View Episode0:00 Match distribution 1:32:17 Match 1 of 1 8:32Well, but you know, you... Come on man, how long have you been driving? I mean, you know how big the car is. It's dangerous. I'm just saying it's a dangerous proposition and people... It's dangerous, damn it! Wait, here's what's worse about it. It looks stupid. You look like an idiot with the wheel on the wrong side. I hadn't considered that. I actually had a nice little Panama hat on, you know, like, gee, I must look like a real total dick. Yeah, I would think. So, it's 35 minutes, that's not too bad. What's the cost on it? That's very expensive. I think I paid round trip was 240 pounds. So, yeah, 500 bucks. Not cheap. 500 bucks? Oh yeah. Holy crap. Yeah, but you get a sandwich.
Thu 5 Sep 2024 1692: Salted Ducks View Episode0:00 Match distribution 3:18:21 Match 1 of 1 1:48:46On the last show I heard that there's another Dutch listener, Corano, who has his birthday tomorrow. A biscuit for him too. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. Not a birthday biscuit today. And I hope to meet him one day in a meetup. Because connection is protection. I really love the meetups. So they loved the meetups in Holland. That's for sure. They sure do. So sorry that I didn't have a chance to chat with you at the meetup in Amsterdam because it was so damn crowded. Thought I got everybody. I had a blast though. Thank you for being there and congrats on your 60th birthday on. Yes. Oh, well before I forget a big shout out to Arno from Amstelveen for being a fellow