1838: Coup Afoot

Mwahahahaha! Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday, January 29th, 2026. This is your award-winning GiveOnNation Media assassination episode 1838. This is no agenda. Observing the Ops and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6. In the morning, everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from northern Silicon Valley where I have to tell you I'll be at the Oakland meetup this Saturday. Thanks for asking. I'm John C. Dvorak. Oh man, I was so close this morning. To what? To doing the show on Linux. I was wondering. I'm so close, but when I sat down this morning to, because I've been using it for the past couple of days, the production workflow for me, because I use Hindenburg Pro to do clips, using Audacity, what did they do to that program?

It's been slowly deteriorating. They screwed that up. You have to have an old version. I don't, I, well, I didn't know there was an older, I mean, I don't know if there's older versions available, but you can't scrub properly, you know, cause when I'm, when I'm doing scrub, uh, so you have the, You have the clip and then you hit a key and then it plays forward and you can hit another key and it goes faster or you hit the shift key and it goes slower and then you can hit an in point and an out point and then X and then you cut it and I mean, I go super fast. This was a factor. Why is it called scrub? Because it's analogous to the old scrubbing of the tapes across the head. Like that.

You surely have heard of this term scrubbing? No, never. So there was that and then Audacity is like, oh, I'm just going to crash. Okay. I can't. So now I have to find something. You're just going to crash. Yeah, I'm just going to crash. It's like your old buddy from college. Exactly. I'm just going to crash here. I'm just not going to work. So I'm like, production-wise, I'm just not there. The playout system is good. I was ready to use that, but I just could not get into a production flow. And I know everyone's going to tell me, oh, you should use Reaper. You should use, just run it on wine. Okay. Run it on wine. There you go. That's what you should do. So I've got to find, if I don't have the right tools, then I can't do it. But the, the playout system was working pretty well.

How close are you? Well, I mean it's really just fixing the recording and editing and I think I'll be there. I think. I don't know. It's quite amazing. Why do you have to do the recording and you're not doing any recording and editing during the show? No, but I mean, I might want to switch completely or so you only have to. You don't want to even boot the windows. No, it's a separate. This is a whole. I don't want to be on the windows box at all. I want to be at all. I want to be free man. Libra. I want to be free of the corporate overlords.

Well, I was mentioning that I'm going to be at the Oakland meetup, which should be at Violetta's in Oakland, the pizza place. Yes. On Saturday. Well, that's related. And so people should think about donating. Oh, I see. I'm sorry. I'm thinking about Linux. You're thinking about donating. OK. Yeah. Well, there's two things going on at the same time. Your little... You're a little toying with your little computer is one thing. But I did, I think I did get the robot working. Let me check. Robot, are you there? Can you hear me? Are you working? Yes, I'm here and working. I can hear you clearly. Yeah, very slowly. Well, give her a break. Okay. Are you ready on the Linux box? Is that what you're talking to? I'm always ready. What's on your mind? Are you on the Linux box? Are you ready to go?

I'm an AI operating from the cloud. And yes, I'm ready for whatever you need. Okay, well, so whenever we need her, she's there now. What happened to her in the meantime? Was she gone? She was on vacation. She was dating the Grok AI. She sounds nicer. Yeah, oh yeah. No, she's... I actually, I also tried to load that open source thing. Yeah, that didn't work out so well. Remember the open source version of 11 labs? Yeah, the one you were going on and on about. Yeah, I have not succeeded in getting that working yet. You know, you get it all installed and it says, I can't find the GPU. Well, I don't have a GPU. Oh, oh, well, OK, then we'll have to do some RAM and convert it to the CPU. And I gave up. But we'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there.

I know you're disappointed, because you just want to make your end of show ISOs with my bot. I got you. We'll get there. Well, I'm not unhappy with the 11 labs, except it's so limiting. I can choose from five voices. And then there's... Here's the other thing. To swap, they have a library of thousands of voices. But if you get the free version, you get to use five of them. You get to use the dinky ones. And you can swap them out. Yeah. But once you get your five voices and try to swap one of them out, it's like pulling teeth. It's like, okay, well I want to put this one, well, okay, well, and then it goes through, gives you a wrong screen, and then you don't have the right sliders, and what happened to my sliders? And then it's like one thing after another. It's amazing. This AI stuff is so, and now everyone's sending me this, you got to try this Claude bot, Claude bot, man, you got to get a Claude bot.

So a ClaudeBot, apparently, is an open source program that you run on a computer. You know, just run it on any computer. Yeah, no, I've, the guys that you're portraying here are very familiar to me. Oh yes, do you know them? They're my friends. Just do this. Just do that. Oh, why don't you do this? It's just so easy. It'll work, no problem. You know, the CloudBot, and so you can tell the Cloud, it'll be like your friend and your CloudBot will do all the stuff. Cloud is already too much of a friend. Well, this is, CLAWD, C-L-A-W-D, Clawd Bot. Oh, another Clawd. Oh, we got Clawd and Clawd. Well, the Clawd Bot communicates with your other AI accounts and then it puts a really friendly face on it and you can say, hey, you know, make a reply to this email. Can you imagine? Can you imagine how that's going to work out? And, oh yeah, you use this, you know, you might need a $200 a month account, but you're going to love it. Nah, I don't think so. $200 a month? Yeah.

Because of the amount of cycles that you know. A month? Yes, yes. You want the pro account. So $2,400 a year so you can have something. Do a crappy email. I can get it. That you could be far easier. You could do it yourself. You could hire somebody for 24. A couple of dollars. $24,000 a year. I can hire somebody. $2400. Hey, Lois, can you just quickly, you know, have a. Hello, hello. The $2400. Part time would be great. Is $2400, not $24,000. Oh, I'm sorry. But I think we can get some Somalis for that. No problem. $2400. I can still get an Indian. I can have it done remotely.

I can have two Indians. Welcome to the racist no agenda show everybody and by the way John I appreciate... It's not racist, I'm going with the globalism. I appreciate you neighbor. This is the new thing now in Minneapolis when you're out there protesting. Hey neighbor, I appreciate you neighbor. I appreciate you being here. I noticed this because there was your... Not my buddy, I got no buddies. It's true. I'm trying to be nice. Your buddy James O'Keefe, who almost got killed. Oh, they got a threat. He didn't almost get killed. Well, it was cute. It was cute. But whatever the case was, he was being called neighbor and I could see that as going on some sort of code.

Yeah, oh yeah, it's what used to be comrade, now we just say neighbor. Wow! Yeah, hello. I caught that one. You missed that one. Good catch. Yeah, you're right. Exactly, comrade. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Hey comrade. And well, Comrade Bruce is all over this. I don't know if you've heard it yet, but here's a quickie report. More than 30 years after Bruce Springsteen won an Oscar for his song Streets of Philadelphia, he has written a version called Streets of Minneapolis. Springsteen says it's dedicated to quote, the people of Minneapolis are innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretty and Renee Good. Pretty good. You got to listen to a little bit of this song.

Because even just the first... When did he become a communist? Oh, once he met Patty Scalfa, as far as I'm concerned. Listen to this. You just gotta listen to the first verse here. A city of flame fought fire and ice, Nathan occupier's boots. King Trump's private army from the DHS. City of flame fought fire and ice, neath an occupier's boots. King Trump's private army from the DHS, guns belted to their coats.

Came to Minneapolis to enforce the law, or so their story goes. Oh, brother. Against Smokin' You know, this is the worst thing that I think he could have done. He was already kind of out of, just off the reservation. He's living in Los Angeles still, I think. That's what happened to him. No offense, Angelenos. Is that where he's living? Yeah, I believe so. I think he moved to Los Angeles like 10 years ago. He's the guy from Jersey. Why would a guy from Jersey move to Los Angeles? Because all the cool people are there, man. That's where you hang. Hey, you know what? He might even do an appearance on the Grammys this Sunday. Wouldn't that be great? I hope he sings that song. Yeah, me too.

Me too, absolutely. I don't think they'd let him. Yeah, oh, are you kidding? Of course they will. Well, you know, I don't know because the way it seems, if you're having the meeting, it's like, well, can we go that far? You think, well, first fuck Trump. Well, yeah, but can we go that far? Maybe it's a little too much. I can see him backing off of it. It's on CBS I think, isn't it? Is it CBS? Oh, CBS has lost control. Oh, hold on. Which will bring me... Wait, let's see if the robot knows. Hold on a second. What network does the Grammy Awards air on this weekend? The Grammy Awards are typically broadcast on CBS. That didn't tell us the answer. That's not an answer. Stupid robot.

That brings me to a three by three. Oh, everybody. We go for three by three. Are you ready experiment? That's right, we got the top three news networks we got do you have that new guy the new guy on the CBS doke a pole is that his name doke a pole Docopole. So he, so these, I used to do this if you remember about five, six years ago, I used to do these every so often. This is the three-way three of the openers. Oh yes. The lively, teasing openers. Yes, with Nat Pops and all kinds of groovy stuff. Yeah, they got the whole thing. Well.

I got the three networks, the openers from yesterday. It's all the news stories that they think's important. They don't talk about it. I got an Iraq clip that no one's reporting on that came from NTD. I got a bunch of clips on today's shows. None of them will be in these teasers. No, but. I'm gonna explain what you're gonna hear. And you can look at the length of each of the teasers. Yeah, I'm looking. NBC is the longest, CBS is the shortest, and ABC's right in the middle. Right. And the quality matches that. What, the longer the lower the quality?

No, the longer the better the quality, the higher production values. The long two-minute tease, which is what it is, by NBC is well produced. You know, you got NBCUniversal, they got their Hollywood people doing, you know, they get the showbiz pizazz. I'm telling you the story in advance. By the way, official term, the showbiz pizazz. Yes. Chope it business You don't know what scrub means, but you know pizzazz okay? Baby yeah, and so I also know the word belato. Yes. We know I know that word too. Yeah, you would so You you have that and then you have CBS. I'm sorry then ABC could she came in second and

It's not as good. It doesn't have as much pizzazz. It doesn't have as much production value. They're kind of, but they do have Disney behind them. So there is some showbiz pizzazz, but, but they're phoning it in. Okay. So who do we start with? They just don't really, who do we start with? They don't have, and then, and then last, they're sabotaging this show. ABC? CBS is last. Oh, okay. No, ABC is faxing it in, but it's still got a little zing, but CBS is, there's nothing. They don't have, it's just not even, they're not even trying. Paramount either doesn't know what they're doing or they're, I think it's the staff of CBS News. I think CBS News organization is sabotaging their shows so they can embarrass

Erison. And Barry Weiss. And Barry Weiss, yeah. So I will start with the best one which is a real teaser, a genuine old-fashioned tease that gets you into the news, gets you in the mood. In the mood, yeah, all right. NBC. ...are unfolding across the South, hundreds of thousands without power in dangerously cold weather. The... are sliding off an icy road, piling up in a ditch. an arena roof collapsing under heavy snow. Power crews hanging from a helicopter to restore electricity and pipes bursting inside the home of a family we introduced you to last night. How they're surviving. Plus we're tracking a

bomb cyclone, the areas that could see even more snow. The new video just in showing ICU nurse Alex Pretty in an altercation with federal officers days before he was killed. Plus the two officers involved in the deadly shooting now placed on leave and the attack on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar What we just learned was sprayed on her. Also tonight, the man accused of murdering his wife so he could be with the family's au pair testifying in his own defense. You'll see that husband take the stand. What he told the jury. FBI agents raiding a Georgia election center. What we're learning about the connection

to the president's claims about the 2020 election. NBC News exclusive, the runway close call, a Southwest jet nearly colliding with a private plane. You'll hear the frantic call inside the control tower that prevented disaster. growing virus concerns, US health officials monitoring an infectious outbreak overseas deadlier than COVID, airport screening passengers what we're learning, wild U-Haul chase thieves taking police on a daring pursuit through LA ditching their van and diving right into a getaway car and there's good news tonight, puppies rescued from a raging house fire and the dogs

finding his forever home with the firefighter that saved him. Nightly News starts right now. Wow! Wow! This is NBC Nightly News with Tom Yonas. I mean, they saved me at the end with the puppy story. That is classic. Could not be any better. It's dynamite. We're all gonna die. Airplanes are crashing, your pipes are bursting. Pretty is it was a horrible man 11 days before but puppies got saved. I'm telling you in America puppies rule the roost. That's why we have the sad puppy. Puppies are good. So you heard the best of the best and NBC nails it.

Mean if you did if you're not glued to the set You don't know what you're doing. I'm pissed I missed it. I can't believe I didn't watch Tom Yamas. Give me the puppy story This is great stuff Tom Yamas wins the award for best of the best and by the way the the the tension music is good. Detention music is dynamite. It's well produced. This is the way you're, if you're gonna do this on network television, that's how you do it. Yeah, I agree. That's how you do it. Yes. Okay, so now. I feel all jacked up now. Yeah, well you're not gonna feel that way for much longer. Okay. So we're gonna go to David Muir and the faxing it in. They have the right idea, but they don't have the energy. David Muir seems like he's ready to

Quit the business. I mean the whole thing he's not like Tommy Amos is all jacked up and it's like it's like a It's like a watered-down. I don't know what else we want to talk about David Muir is too busy primping and looking at his muscles making sure Here we go , What are the FBI agents looking for now? What ABC News has learned tonight. This evening, the husband and father accused of having an affair with his au pair and then murdering his wife and a man the husband allegedly arranged to come to the house. What that husband said on the stand today. Tonight, the Hall of Fame backlash. Head coach Bill Belichick snubbed on his first football Hall of Fame ballot. Six Super Bowl victories with the Patriots, eight in all. What Tom

Brady, Patrick Mahomes, LeBron James are all saying tonight. And ESPN and what they've learned about the reasoning behind the decision tonight. The high-speed police chase through Los Angeles, suspects accused of loading a U-Haul with stolen property. Then another car they were in will have the latest. A town on edge dangling a landslide, leaving a community in danger of falling over a cliff. News tonight about Bruce Willis, what his wife is now sharing. And America Strong Tonight take a close look at this snowplow right here clearing the way on the highway for an ambulance right behind. What that plow driver did. You have to see this tonight. Yeah, gotta see it, gotta watch it. I'm David Muir. I'm hot. From ABC News World Headquarters in New York. Look at me! This is World News Tonight.

with David Bure. But the one good story, they did have a picture of this hillside that's collapsing and all these homes right on the edge of falling over a cliff. But very, very... But no Nat Pops. There was no... I heard a little siren... No Nat Pops, no dogs. Well, they did have Bruce Willis in there. So there's your sad puppy. But that's kind of, that's like cringey. That's your sad puppy story. That's your sad puppy story.

cringy and it's not that you feel bad John do people watch this though they still watch these oh yeah yeah there's tens of millions oh my god so okay so that was I to compare to NBC that stinks but let's go to the real the real clinker This is a piece of crap. It's short. It's only this like it's a half this the length of the NBC one and it's Boring they they have their hearts not in it at all there, but I think this is sabotage. They're sabotaging CBS News Good to be with you. I'm turning to go for the breaking news right now

Another winter storm on the way. When and where it will hit and the dangerous cold snap that just won't quit. Millions under cold weather alerts tonight. Wind chills could reach 20 below. Rob Marciano will have it all. Also developing tonight, the attack on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, sprayed by a man with a syringe. What we know about the suspect and the reaction from the White House tonight. Also, President Trump promotes the new so-called Trump accounts for kids. We're giving them ownership of America's future. No! The US government will kick in the first $1,000. Who else can contribute and how much? Kelly O'Grady tonight on what you need to know.

I'm not a scientist. I'm moving on to Cincinnati. T-E-A-M as in team. And the Hall of Fame mystery, outrage and confusion as former Patriots coach Bill Belichick is snubbed by the NFL Hall of Fame. Someone, anyone, explain it to me. From CBS News Headquarters in New York, this is the CBS Evening News with Tony DeCouple. Now, the first thing I'd do if we were consultants, get rid of that voice at the end. This is the CBS Evening News. No! I think a sexy female voice at the end would be cool. Anything rather than that. Why don't they use female voices for that particular intro? Because they're misogynists. There's a number of voiceover women out there. They hate women.

They hate women. They hate women. Yeah. Barry Weiss. Yeah, well she's running the place. Yeah. But there's a number of female voiceover women out there that have terrific voices. I mean they're just fabulous and they're not exploited. Enough. Enough. They're not. And they should be and they would appreciate to work. Believe me. So that ends. There's no puppy story. There's no good news story that they end on the sour thing about the coach. You notice NBC didn't even put the coach story in there. And even I got the coach story. I'm like, oh, I got sports ball news. Here's something I kind of understand.

Yeah, it's easy enough to understand but it's not like tease worthy it seems to me. I mean every and anyone who's a sports fan. No, here's the problem. Anyone who's a sports fans all over this. Well, it's about the prop bets. Yeah, and they're all over it. Everyone who's a sports fan, believe me. including myself, we know everything there is to know about this particular situation. I didn't know anything. From every perspective already. So you have a problem not just with the presentation but the editorial is below par. Well...

That was just the presentation of the tease. The fact that they're teasing a story about this coach, about Belichick, should not be in the tease line. The ones at NBC, they didn't do it. Because it's not teased, because nobody's gonna, oh what? I gotta hear that. No one's drawn to that story if you're a sports fan who would be drawn to the story, because you already know the story. I'm with you. Yeah, they could have thrown the snow plow in front of the ambulance in there. That's a good story. There's a bunch of good stuff they could have, and CBS had very

little extra material. It was just lame. Well, local news. The point is that this is what's going on. NBC is going to dominate the situation in the future if this continues. Local news from Fredericksburg. Once we could finally get out of our homes, we could not go to the only supermarket we have here, H-E-B, because the ceiling was about to collapse. was bulging down. Oh yeah. Really? Yeah. And then, and so now on the text groups, you know, um, this ice storm was not an accident. It was done on purpose. Oh yeah, for sure. I'm like, okay, for what reason? Yeah. What's the reason? It's like, so Minneapolis, the show, so Minneapolis, let's just talk about this for a moment.

So everywhere, everybody's talking about, well I was a Green Beret and we used these exact same tactics in Fallujah and we did this in the Maidan. This is not a color revolution. This is what everyone's saying. No, this is the same group that did Black Lives Matter in Minneapolis, George Floyd. There may be one or two new non-profits, they're not NGOs. Everyone's like, NGOs, no, there's some non-profits. They're well-funded. It comes from different government pots. National Endowment for Democracy is the one who just got refunded, which is, I think, a mistake. But everyone's talking about color revolution.

Yeah, I noticed. It's not a color revolution. You can't do a color revolution in America that easily. It's just not going to happen. It's Minneapolis. Minneapolis has, they've activated people and man, they have activated people and it's painful to watch. Yeah, I want you to talk about that but before you veer off of the ICE story, which you just did. I was done. There's a big thaw coming tomorrow. In your neck of the woods, I understand, it's gonna be like 55 or something. Oh no, we're going up to 80. We get our swim trunks ready. We're going back into the pool. So, is it icy now? No, no. It's already thawing out? It was thawing out Tuesday. We couldn't get down our driveway Tuesday because on the backside of the house, so we would have just slid all the way down. So you were frozen in Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, that's it?

Three days, which is what I predicted, by the way. Saturday, Sunday, four days, really. Okay, four days. Well, that's a lot. I love my wife. It's easy. We had a good time. And the dog liked the cold weather, I guess. Oh, this dog loves this. This is like her culture. She, oh, let me go out. Let me go jump around. But it wasn't all, it was not all that bad. It was, and you know, I talked to my buddy, the sheriff, lieutenant, you know, the, the former Kerrville cop with anger management issues. Doesn't like a cop with anger management issues. He's now the lieutenant. Yes sir. What else do you want? He's the lieutenant at the sheriff's office. Oh God. You know, cause I said, you know, I said, it's not that bad. We did have two, um,

Tractor trailers jackknife tip over on 87 which is a real problem for traffic. But no, everything was relatively calm. I was pleasantly surprised. You know, we kept it all together and, you know... Never lost your power? I never lost power once. Some friends of ours that went out for about an hour. You would have if you hadn't bought that Generac. Oh, then I would have been freezing. The Generac saved the day by not letting the power go. But that's also Sea-Tech. They did a lot of... That's our co-op electric company. They did a lot of upgrades.

a couple months ago. So I think they got smart. It's a co-op, of course. It's not like, you know, some government things. This is owned by the people, man. The people demand better service and we got it. So I'm very happy. That was good. Anything else about the big storm? No, I just wanted to get everyone up to speed. Yeah, but the thing that is just everything now is the government did. Yeah, the government did this. Yeah, this is not on accident. But why? Why did they do this? Well... It's just dead. Because they're messing with your man. Yeah, they're messing with... I am getting so old and jaded like you, it's not funny anymore.

Like, I can't get into the conspiracies like I used to. I'm just like, no. Oh yeah, this is true. This is bad. It's ruining the show. It's hurting the show. It has, I genuinely believe it's hurt to show as just as the bomb cyclone is going to hurt donations, which is why I'm going to Oakland. I'll be at the Violet's Pizzeria. Bring your envelopes. I'll be bringing Jay's books to give the Violet. Like he's a bride at a Jewish wedding. Stick those envelopes on the back, on his back. Come on people, hook him up, hook him up. Do your best. Exactly. And last night we had dinner with some friends.

like an early dinner AARP time, you know, five o'clock. And at Friedhelms, man, it's the best. It's great. That's our Bavarian place. I hear that the fried catfish is phenomenal. It's just... Is it? Oh, yes, it is. Fried catfish is a fabulous dish. I try to cook it every so often when I Having enough fri... When I feel like loading up the frying oil, because it makes a mess. It does. The frying oil is hard to reuse and you get a bunch of grime all over the... It's a messy thing to cook. But catfish is perfect. It's just an amazingly delicious product fried, deep fat fried with batter. Yes. Yep. Very good. So, you know, and then it's like, okay, tell me about crisis actors. I'm like,

Was that guy a crisis actor? Did he really get killed? I said, yeah, he's really dead. Believe me, he's really dead. Yeah, but he showed up at 5 o'clock. These are people who agitate or they get activated to agitate. It happens all the time. You know, it's like, hey look, I can't explain the astronauts from The Challenger who show up everywhere and you're looking the same with the same name. I don't know what that's about. But crisis actors, I have to withdraw a little bit from that. And, you know, everyone's like, but they got $16 million from the government. To back you up on this,

People who are totally into this kind of thinking do a lot of homework. They spend a lot of time online and if there are crisis actors involved, they have documented it. There will be pictures of, oh, this woman is here, she's here, she's there, she's here. And there's a number of them that have been documented. But if they're not documented because we know there's enough people out there to do the documentation, then we have to assume they're not crisis actors. And also, you know, it's like there's another Adam Curry out there and I keep getting emails inviting me to speak at these conferences. What is he known for? He's known for aliens and zero... I think someone's stolen my old identity. I think it's you! No! And for zero point energy and these are big conferences too, really big.

And like, hey, it was good seeing you. And I'm like, I don't know why they're emailing me. I can understand that. I'm a curry.com. You should just tell them that you do this speech for $12,000. $12,000. This is my new exit strategy. Bye, Dvorak. I'm going to go talk about aliens for $12,000. I'm going to go back and talk about aliens. And they're going to say, you look a little different than when I met you at the other conference. What's with the Tourette's? I didn't notice that the first time around. Someone emailed me, said, do you know that you're actually neurodivergent? I said, yes. Is there money in it for me? Is there some grant I can get for being neurodivergent? No. Okay. Then I just, it used to be called the TIC. Then it became Tourette's and now it's neurodivergent. I don't, I don't need to, I don't need, I don't need any help. Um, so anyway, what's happening in Minneapolis is not a color revolution.

And people, it's just, no, it's not. It is some people who are very, very, very confused about the law, about the restrictions of the First Amendment, about responsibility of yourself if you want to film somebody or if you want to carry a gun. You know, you have to actually be more restrictive of yourself if you're carrying a weapon, legally. There's all kinds of stuff that, you know, it's like people have taken the stupid pill. It's really quite a... and everyone's so jacked up about it. It's like, yeah, this is really bad, but we saw this already. And this is kind of tame compared to BLM.

Oh yeah, it's very tame. BLM was much, much worse, but it's the same. And it was all over the country. Yeah. And that color revolution didn't work either. And actually this is, let me see, I have this here. Let me see. Well, it did work for the women who collected all those dough and bought a bunch of property. Oh, well, yes. The BLM ladies. That's true. That's true. Let me see. I had... Where is this? What is this under? Oh, yeah, I've got it here. So two clips I'm gonna play the first one is Yeah, so you remember Molly Ringwald the actress Molly Ringwald the redheaded actress. Yeah, so now she wears a do-rag and

And, uh, yeah, she's wearing a do-rag. She doesn't do this very often. Uh, but I do, and this is a narrative, so I'm just gonna lay out the narrative so you can, so you can understand what people are doing. And, you know, we might even discuss, you know, this, we had this great article you and I were reading about how this all started with phones, particularly with women. Really has, really, really has affected women. It goes far beyond phones. I mean, it's algorithms, it's fashion, it's all of entertainment. But this is the result of it. I don't spend a lot of time doing this, talking to you like this, unless I'm, I don't know, recommending a foundation or

or telling you to- I guess she does a lot of makeup videos. She's selling makeup now, Molly Ringwald, so unless she's recommending a foundation. Or telling you to get your kids vaccinated against meningitis. But- Or COVID! I feel like I can't stay silent and neither should you. There's something horrible, horrible going on in our country right now. And we have one of the greatest countries had one of the greatest countries in the world. And I've always been so proud to be an American, but right now this is a fascist government.

It's not becoming a fascist government. It is a fascist government and ICE is brutalizing people. And I don't care how you identify. If you're a Democrat, if you're a Republican, if you're independent, if you don't like to be political at all, it doesn't matter. You have to look at what kind of country. you want to live in and I don't think that I need to remind you, you know, just give a little history lesson here quick, but you know if you look at what happened in France where I lived for you know a few years in my 20s, you know they were taken over by the Nazis. They were invaded, they were taken over and a

A lot of people, a lot of people collaborated and then there were people that did not collaborate and were part of the resistance. Eventually they got their country back and those people who collaborated were found to be criminal. Aha! So here's where the narrative starts. I'm just going to get back up a little more on this. I don't have clips. But I will tell you that I could have had clip after clip after clip of not anyone of her... I don't know, she's not famous anymore. Her makeup skills.

Just a bunch of these ladies on the screaming at the tick-tock all Threatening yes, they're threatening everybody who's who voted for Trump basically with the same theme Well, she's saying something a little different. She's saying the collaborators were found guilty Yeah, this is no, this is what they're all saying. Okay. Well, so now let's go to my favorite hate listen I just short short short, so I won't torture you. I had so I will there was a clip I wanted to get from it Well, here it is. We I know this is the clip you want. This is pivot Scott and Cara what I'm suggesting is and again I've struggled with this my whole life the difference between being right and being effective and we're angry and I get it protesting is powerful and

promising them that there will be an accountability and I've said this I think there should be something equivalent to the Nuremberg trials. This is all over and to make it clear that once we're back in power which we will be this is going to happen and the statute of limitations on murder is never. Nuremberg trials there you go yeah this guy by the way lives in London yeah he does most of the time here is a Democrat candidate for Ohio Attorney General. Oh, this is a g- is this the guy? Yeah, Elliot Forehand, here we go. Yeah, I'm glad, you know, you're taking all the clips I wished I had made. You gotta get it up early, man. No, it's not about that. The reason was I, once I filmed my clip list, I stopped. You're done. Yes, that's, you're like a

CBS like man's done. I don't need the puppy story. No, not that more like ABC. Okay, here we go. Hi, this is Elliot Forehand candidate for Ohio Attorney General. I want to tell you what I mean when I say that I am going to kill Donald Trump. I mean, I'm going to obtain a conviction. rendered by a jury of his peers at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt based on evidence presented at a trial conducted in accordance with the requirements of due process resulting in a sentence duly executed of capital punishment. That is what I mean when I say that I'm going to kill Donald Trump. I'm gonna kill him. Yeah, that's borderline, I think, to say that.

I think it's beyond borderline. I think it's illegal. I think they should arrest this guy immediately. He said that what he said illegal. Well he qualified it that he was going to. Qualified doesn't mean anything. Oh I qualified it. Oh I'm just joking. Let me tell you what I let me tell you a scenario that could happen here and I'll pay anybody to do it but I'm just joking. No no this is you can that's not an excuse for the there's a statutes about this you cannot do this. This guy should be arrested by the Secret Service and Immediately. And killed!

Well, I mean, that would be ideally, but no. Hey, I appreciate you, neighbor. This says so the violent threats against lawmakers is happening more and more. Here's Scott McFarlane to explain. Police tell CBS News Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has recently been the victim of a particularly large number of threats. President Trump has fixated on her, blasting her regularly, including in these marks in Iowa. What kind of news reporting in this blasting her with a super soaker? I mean, can we use a different, what's the verb, maybe? It's just, it feels- Criticizing, I think, would be a good one. Criticizing would be good. Which would be more accurate. Yeah, but no. Because what is blasting? Blasting has, that's the problem, you know, this is what we're supposed to do, is deconstruct these things. Yes, that's what we're doing. Blasting has, it has a lot of double meanings. Insinuates. It's got meanings, other meanings than just, and it's not,

It's not journalistic. No, no, that's, thank you, that's my point. But this is CBS Evening News. Blastings. President Trump has fixated on her, blasting her regularly, including in these remarks in Iowa just hours before last night's assault. They have to show that they can love our country. This is tricky what they do. This is very tricky. So he said something just hours before the assault, which to me is insinuating Trump motivated someone to do something. You're right. That's a blast. That's a blast. ...marks in Iowa just hours before last night's assault. They have to show that they can love our country. They have to be proud. Not like Ilhan Omar. Trump later claimed, without evidence, Omar bestiged him. Without evidence. Without evidence. His theorisy theory Trump's supporters have since latched onto. What? Did he? Let's see what he said. Michael Sullivan. No, he didn't say it. ...US Capitol Police Chief. We are confident this actually was a

criminal act because there's a lot of conspiracy theories about this being staged. I've received no information that indicates that. The assault on Omar comes amid a growing wave of threats against members of Congress. I don't care who does the attacking or the disrupting, that's wrong and it's also illegal. The US Capitol Police launched nearly 15,000 threat investigations last year, 5,000 more than the year before. Including just days ago when Florida Democrat Maxwell Frost says he was punched in the face while at an event in Utah. And former Georgia Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, the subject of scorn from Trump, says she received a death threat on the day she resigned. Again, insinuating Trump is responsible.

Yes, that's a clear insinuation. Yeah. Sharpen increase. Wait, stop. It was a clear insinuation when in fact Marjorie Taylor Greene was always a loose cannon that was attracting these sorts of things. these sorts of weirdos that would hate on her. And you loved her. With or without Trump being on, even when she was on Trump's side and they were buddies, this was going on. And just the fact that we're even doing this breakdown of this news report means that I'll be getting emails. Oh man, you're a Trump fanboy. Why don't you just give us an ass more, man? Yeah, you will. And you deserve it. I know. Death threat on the day she resigned.

To what do you attribute that? That sharp increase? Tempo and pace of events that evoke strong emotion. I don't know that I've seen anything like it in my 30 years in law enforcement. And Scott, I understand you're following some additional breaking news tonight out of Georgia. The FBI searching the Fulton County election office. What do we know about that? Yeah, local officials in Atlanta say the search is related to the 2020 election results. The county clerk's office has possession of the 2020 ballots and that's where the FBI agents were seen. Tony, President Trump continues to make baseless claims about winning Georgia in 2020. It's very interesting you catch that. You know, why don't they just say claims? Well, no, that is, that is, that is, the memo went out and it's just all baseless. Here, witness the CNN report of this with some hokey music, of course. So we are learning more details about what is going on down in Fulton County where we have learned that the FBI is serving a search warrant at the

the county's election offices. The FBI confirming this is connected to an ongoing investigation and a source tells CNN that this is part of an effort by the Justice Department to seize election records and allegations of voter fraud back in the 2020 election. Now, the Atlanta metro area has been a centerpiece of President Trump's baseless allegations that the 2020 election was stolen from him. Another important piece of context here is that in the first Trump administration, when he first started making these claims, his Justice Department, then led by Bill Barr, looked into this and didn't find enough evidence to pursue a full-blown investigation. The Justice Department has sued the county to try to get these records.

That litigation is ongoing. So it is notable that now they have gone to a judge and gotten a search warrant to pursue these records. So I know I know a business guy in Florida who has funded a lot of people looking into Georgia. I think this I think they've got something. I really do. Well, here's what I agree with you. And I think it goes this way. They've already done the investigation to a point and then somebody, a whistleblower, somebody behind the scenes says, did you guys ever look at this and this and this? Because this is really what they're doing. They're not doing what you think. They did this. I mean, for example, they have this kind of corruption up in Washington State and Mimi's political, so she's gone on to some of it. Mimi political? What?

Yeah, she is. And so she found out how they're rigging their elections is they have, it's all mail-in in Washington State, so it's very easily corruptible. And they take teams of people that go to all the sanitariums and old folks' homes and all, they just, teams and teams. That's why, oh, the older people are, they vote more. No. Sign here. They're in nursing homes and a team of people go in there with ballots and they have them sign them and they pre-filled out, okay what I should do?

I'll sign it, is it okay? And so they sign off on all these, and they bring in hundreds and thousands and maybe tens of thousands of votes, just enough to flip things. And there's something in Georgia that took place that's similar to this kind of scam, which is what it is. And it's like the kind of thing I remember hearing about when I was in high school and they were bitching about the South and how the Democrats would, would go door to door to black people's house and make them sign ballots. And it's very... and then they stuff them in a ballot box. This has been going on forever. This is corruption and it has to be rooted out. Yes. Well, I think they're going to... they will actually do something. I think that's happening.

I think, oh, I have another guess. Let me just say with ICE for a second, because now, and the prop bets are in, by the way, you can get your prop bet in if the government's going to partially shut down on Saturday. But there's something really stupid with what the Democrats are doing, in fact, Chuck Schumer specifically in the Senate, About this shutdown. Here's the this is just a report to get us into the mood after initial hopes of a bipartisan Compromise to approve government spending a partial US government shutdown is looking more and more likely Democratic senators say they will not approve a budget bill for the department

Department of Homeland Security after federal agents that it employs fatally shot a second US citizen in Minneapolis over the weekend. The DHS bill is woefully inadequate to rein in the abuses of ICE. I will vote no. Senate Democrats will not provide the votes to proceed to the appropriations bill if the DHS funding bill is included. The DHS spending bill is part of a larger package that outlines funding for other government agencies. Republicans will need some Democratic support to pass it before existing funding expires on January 31st. Catherine Cortez Masto, the Democratic senator from Nevada and one of the possible swing voters, said she would not support the legislation without changes to how Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, is operated. Meanwhile, Washington Senator Patty Murray, who had been pushing her colleagues to vote for the spending package, reversed her stance

saying federal agents cannot murder people in broad daylight and face zero consequences. She also called for the DHS budget bill to be split off from the larger funding package, in which $64.4 billion is appropriated for homeland security, including $10 billion for ICE. However, even splitting off this segment wouldn't avoid a shutdown for sure. The House, which is currently on recess, would have to return to pass the funding package if it's changed and then send the legislation back to the Senate for approval before the January 31st deadline. Okay, so she doesn't get it entirely right in this report and here's the problem. We have people who work at DHS and interestingly enough one of the guys who shot

Pretty was customs and border patrol. He wasn't even ice but the the so-called one big beautiful bill has a separate appropriation for 75 billion for ICE specifically. This mini bus as they're calling it, even though it's huge, even if they ripped it up right now, the 75 billion for ICE is already inappropriated, etc. The crazy thing is that what this mini bus does is they want to

If they would pass it, it would set the annual ICE operating budget at $10 billion. So right now they could take $35 billion, $50 billion, whatever they want. This bill that they now want to stop would actually mandate body cameras. They are in fact trying to stop something that gives them more oversight over ICE, but will never defund ICE. So it's just a political mind game that they're playing. It has nothing to do with ICE at all. It's just all hate Trump, even the protests. I don't hear anybody talking about immigrants. All I hear is ICE, ICE. It's all about ICE.

And just whenever you hear ICE think Trump, that's it. All these people who are saying they, you know, the Gestapo, it's just... It's all about Trump. They really just hate the guy. It's not even really as much about Trump as it is 2016. Well, that's what I mean. The 2026 midterms. Yeah, well you heard Scott there from Pivot. Once we get back in power and we will. Those words should scare you when someone talks like that. Okay, so you mean if you win the midterm elections, if your party wins the midterm elections. He equates that to when we get back in power and we will, we're going to hang you. Nuremberg trials.

Who's the crazy person? He? He's nuts. Yes, that to me is more frightening than anything. But the, you know, but going back to Molly Ringwald, yes, that is so pathetic. That is a person who's got serious issues. She should really be in a facility. Well, she's selling makeup on Instagram now, so. You know, I can understand. And even if you look at Instagram, there's all these. It's so sad to see people who I guess they make money as being influencers with lots of followers and, you know, some of them do cooking tips. John, you know them, you know, put some cheese on it. Lots of Tina tried to make something from Instagram. She did. Let me do a little detour. She says, I'm going to try this cottage cheese pizza crust.

Oh, I bet. She says, hmm, didn't turn out the way it looked on Instagram. I said, no, of course not. It's cottage cheese. She ate it though. I'll give her that. I'll give her that. The people who are on Instagram, they have their followers for whatever they do, woodworking, leather stuff, leather stitching. Yeah, needlework. Needlework. They're all being forced, this is your audience capture, they're all being forced, well you have to take a stand, you gotta say something or I'm unfollowing you. And then of course they take a stand like, yes, this is horrible, I'm against this. And then it's like people are like,

I'm not following you for a political opinion, I'm following you for the cottage cheese crust. It's like, no. It's just big no. No, no, no. Now on the other hand, this is a possible exit strategy for us. I was quite interested by this. Although we don't do video, this is our ever ever-enduring problem. We really have to do video because there's money in there. There's money in doing video and being an influencer. I caught this on Planet Money on NPR which has turned into some kind of vocal fry up talk fest. I don't remember. It was terrible the show I can't even watch it anymore. You know

No, you're not. Watch it, Jay. Listen to it. Yeah. So here's their report. All right. So my indicator of the week is a hundred million dollars. That is how much the Trump administration has set aside to spend on a one year so-called wartime recruitment strategy to hire more immigration and customs enforcement workers. So this is all according to a document that The Washington Post got a hold of. It says that immigration officials Plan to flood the market with millions of dollars worth of social media ads and to pay pro-ice social media influencers and other online creators to normalize and humanize careers at ice through storytelling and Well, they're already making these right I mean I've seen footage of videographers trailing after a

agents and then they put together these slick videos and post them on social media. The Washington Post couldn't confirm whether this strategy has been implemented or how much of this strategy, but it certainly seems to coincide with ads and ad campaigns and social media content that we're seeing online. Apparently, at least $8 million of the $100 million is supposed to be spent on this influencer program. They say that they are particularly interested in veterans, former agents, and pro-ICE creators. And like Like the idea behind recruiting influencers, according to this document, is to build trust through authentic peer-to-peer messaging. So they want to reach people with like a big Gen Z and millennial following, and apparently also people who are tactical lifestyle enthusiasts. Woo, that's us, tactical lifestyle enthusiasts. That's us. It's a hundred million dollars they've got for this. Well, that's 92, 92 million.

They already spent eight if you listen to the report. Eight's gone. So there's 92 left in the pot. Let's see if we can do it. There are some deliverables. We have to do the right thing. Deliverables, now we're getting back to the game. I mean, this is the kind of language, you know, like build trust through authentic peer-to-peer messaging. This is language that I'm used to hearing from the advertising industry when they talk about working with influencers, but how, unusual is it for the government to be recruiting influencers in this way? I mean, this is where you reach people these days, right? And they do partner with like marketing organizations. So the Biden administration. So after you've made my cottage cheese pizza crust, let me tell you about ICE. This is a great place to work. Also did recruit influencers for its own public health.

I have a meta idea that would actually work and be more profitable. Okay. Which is, and gets us off the video. Okay. Middlemen. Agents. Oh, agents. Yes. We take the money from the government and dole it out. Trolls, send me an email. AdamMcCurry.com. If you've got what it takes to be an influencer, we will hook you up. And we also track down the influencers that are kind of naive about what's going on and that there's free money. And we just say, hey, here's the deal. You want to do this? We'll give you like 50 grand, right? We'll give you 50 grand right now if you get started. And it'd be doling out that kind of money. Most of these guys are on there. They'll take 50 grand a lot.

And so we can be that team, we can be the same, we don't have to change, it's still Korean Dvorak consulting. But we are now agents and we're We have cred. We have enough, you know, it's not like we're slouches. We have cred. So the government would say, well, these guys know what they're doing. They know what they're talking about. You in particular. And so we could just nail it. We could we could be the middleman. We would take a we'd take a 20 percent cut. But we'll have to take meetings with them.

Not necessarily. With the government? Yeah, you gotta do a meeting with the government. Oh yeah, well you can do that. Everyone wants to meet Adam Curry. What's your hair looking like? What happened to your hair? Oh, you poor guy. You're not gonna grow hair like anyone will. It's good meeting you anyway. Can I have an autograph for my mom who used to watch you? A couple of autographs for the guy's mom. I get that all the time. My mom loves you. I'm like... Could you load up the 9mm? If there's techies involved I can do that, but for the normal, you know, old MTV folks with moms that need autographs, you'd be right. Perfect! Yeah, rock and roll, baby. And if you're thinking about the millions that are involved in this deal, you would do it. And we can still do the show! It's great! Once a week instead of twice. Yeah, perfect. We can still do the show.

But anyway, we can use the show, we can tell this, and I'm gonna give this out in advance so people will recognize it when it actually happens. We will plug. just casually plug the people that are getting the money through us from the government. There are podcasts. Hey, did you see Jenny Jones's podcast the other day? Well, it's not for podcast. The thing is, they're not asking for podcast. Okay, influencer. She's not a podcast. She's an influencer. I have to say, there are influencers out there, but she's one of the best. And they'll get tons of traffic and likes. Whether they get traffic or not, it's part of the deal. We don't care about the numbers at the end of the day, to use a term I'm going to say it. Yes, yes. But we don't care about the numbers, we care about the deal. Anyway.

Anyway, I find it all incredibly sad what's taking place. It's the whole thing is is messed up. It's it's Spinning people up. They're all focused on one thing and again people are missing their dreams. Well, I wing ringwald is this dumb woman I'm not talking about Molly. I'm talking about her by her Conversation because she was so dead serious about this. Well, I mean Bruce Springsteen that kind of irked me to be honest about it. That's That's the one that got me. But you know, people are really... But he's just a blatant communist. Yes. But with a lot of money. I'll just say this is not a color revolution. The country is not falling. It's not over. It's a political operation done by professionals. There's no doubt about it.

But it seems pretty contained to Minneapolis. I just haven't seen anything spark up anywhere else. So I don't know if there doesn't seem to be a good network if they want to do because you have to do it in multiple cities at the same time. You've got to. Well, they have to have cooperation with local police. Yes. Well, they're not going to have a bunch of wimpy local police. The police chief was not even from Minnesota. Not going to get that. You're not gonna get it. You got it in Minnesota. That's about it right, but my Go ahead get it in LA. Yeah, they could do this. Yeah, but but LA is Well, they tried that LA is already over its past tense. Yes, where Bruce Springsteen lives. There you go. There you go Let me see if I had anything else. Oh, you know, I guess on the last show we were talking about how this unfortunate guy

that he was carrying a concealed weapon legally. And I'm like, okay, where's everyone now about guns and gun control? Well, the view came up with it. If we have to endure conversations about guns after every school shooting and kids being shot and how we need good people with guns, well, Alex Pretty was a good guy with a gun and we see how that turned out for him. But I think if one more person talks about the gun and not having the right, it's going to really piss me off because There was no movement after any school shooting. There are a lot of people like myself that believe in the Second Amendment, responsible gun ownership. Every state, right now we have everything from Idaho who has the weakest guns, you could just kind of walk in and they'll give you one. That's a joke. But, and California has the strongest laws.

I'd like to see everyone get on board with more reasonable, responsible gun laws. This is the time, if we're going to now throw it all out the window on one Second Amendment right because it doesn't suit the narrative, let's have real conversation about responsible gun ownership because people seem open to it now. I don't know. Is Sarah Haynes the token conservative on the show? No, she's not actually. The token conservative is the one that's sitting next to Whoopi, as I recall. The blonde. Okay. No, Sarah Haynes used to work for the Trump administration in the PR and the press. Oh, well, there you go. There you go. And she turned on Trump. She defected, yes. She's a conservative that hates Trump. Yes. But she also...

She does, but I think underneath it all she's not as nutty as the rest of them. Not yet. What? Not yet. Not yet. They'll grind her down. But she, because I can see her bristle once in a while, but she's not the token technically. I think it's that blonde who's, I can't even remember her name. She never speaks up. So okay, well I gotta ask Adams you want to change topics. Oh, yes You know as it came up the new virus the killer virus hold on that NBC is promoting. Oh, I Completely was not ready for it here we go

Alright, you have a question I guess? It's kind of in the clip. This is the discussion of the new virus that is just going nuts. And this is the one they're talking about on, that was teased on the NBC teaser. Oh yeah. And this is, I'm gonna play just the beginning of the clip and then I'll have the question for you and then we can play the clip whole. Okay. Health officials in the US tonight are... Oh wait a minute. Which one am I? The one that doesn't say answer. Well, they're both 57 seconds. Okay, they're different. I can see it. They're different. Health officials in the US tonight are monitoring a deadly virus that is spreading overseas. Spreading overseas. Airports in the Southeast Asia are now heightening their airport screenings. Raph Sanchez is following this from London for us and Raph,

What more do we know? So Tom, airports across the region are stepping up their screening for what's known as the Nipah virus. This is a far more deadly virus than COVID. It has a fatality rate of between 40 and 75 percent, according to the World Health Organization. Now it's usually carried by fruit bats and human to human transmission seems to be rare, but there is no vaccine at this point, which is why these two cases in India are being taken so seriously. The Indian Ministry of Health says it's been doing contact tracing and it believes the virus is contained and the CDC says it is monitoring the situation and it stands ready to assist if needed.

keeping a close eye on that one. Alright, Raph, we thank you. When we return... Okay, so I screwed that up. Hold on, hold on. I told you you screwed this up. I told you it was too long. Yeah, it screwed it up. Well, let me do the jingle. Answer the question. Well, you heard the answer in there, but I'm going to ask anyway. But what is it spreading? It's spreading. You know, this this horrible Nipah virus is spreading. How many cases? You know, it was the question to people in India, to people in India. So how is that spreading?

It's spreading fear. It is spreading fear through your news media. That's what they do. That's what they're paid to do and they love it. I think what they're trying to do here is they're trying to keep it in mind there's a pandemic around the corner. You know, the last pandemic, we have to remember that this COVID pandemic, which is dubious whether it was a genuine one or not, it really was on the heels of the 1917 Spanish flu pandemic, which is the only real pandemic we've had. And that was 100 years ago. So every 100 years, we have something that is a real pandemic. Assuming COVID was.

And so we're not going to see another one for a hundred years. I mean, who are we kidding here with this pandemic, pandemic, pandemic that could happen any minute? Well, they're not kidding you. That's for sure. No. Yeah, but but you we played the whole we played the teasers. This is what they do. That's all that they have. It's just fear, fear, fear, fear, fear. Let's make it all fear. It's just fear. That's the whole idea. And to a degree, it works on all kinds of people. This is what I'm trying to tell you. It's like I hear people... Keep trying to tell me. I'm trying to tell you, man. Keep trying to tell me that, Adam. You never know. I might get through eventually. You might eventually. Okay, so let's go to Florida and listen to a city council having a meeting where they're discussing some sort of Florida local access. This is the Anita Dick clip.

Hold on. Oh, okay. Florida station of counties waves in opposition. Pamela Birch Forge, Florida State Conference of NAACP branches waves in opposition. Anita Dick is an opponent, waves in opposition. Holden Hiscock is also an opponent, waves in opposition. Jimmy, only Jimmy, Florida. How come those people never donate to our show the Holden his whole life? How we're all 15 years old in America. It's great There was a force I didn't do the clip to where if you saw it visually no no you got a clip of the day that was good So when he when he says Anita dick there's actually a long pause and he looks up

and gives a dirty look at everybody around him and then goes back to reading and then he says the Hitchcock joke. Holden Hitchcock. Alright, let's listen again. Pamela Birch Forge, Florida State Conference of NAACP Branches, waves in opposition. Anita Dick is an opponent, waves in opposition. Holden Hiscock is also an opponent. God. Waves in opposition. No. Jimmy, only Jimmy. Yeah. Florida. I'm sure he had a last name but you just decided not to use it. Jimmy. Only Jimmy. Mm-hmm. Oh man, Holden Hiscock. That is good. It's good. It's good. That's the kind of... that's who America used to be.

No, no, no, now we're all out there, 16 degrees, moaning and groaning about fascism. Yeah, yeah. Well, I just want to thank everybody, and it is everybody, who wrote to us to say, hey man, exploding trees are real. And so I concede. Yes, they're not exploding of course, but yes, I guess bark does burst from time to time, but everyone had an opinion on this and was all universal. Yes, trees explode. You may have seen the videos.

appearing to show trees e constraints of the cold. as well. But what is cra here? But generally what' is wood separating, creat it's not really going to are saying. The appropria is a certified arborist. He also runs his own tree care business. That's my name, Zachary Froster. In Muskegon County. What you got is the wood on the outside is getting colder than the inside. It's creating a bunch of pressure on the inside and that tree has to release that pressure which creates the crack in the wood. He showed us one tree in his backyard that has slowly opened up over the years.

He says the separation does make a sound, but it's not the kind of explosion you may have seen online. It'll make a gunshot sound when it cracks. It'll sound. You'll hear it. Alright, okay. We believe you. It's all true. Although some of those videos were definitely AI. But... Yeah, that's what you do. Yeah. Have you seen the latest Amelia video? No, I have not. Is it good? Uh, they're, you know, they're, they're, now they're doing real short things. She's in a boxing ring with Starmer and she just beats the crap out of him. Is he wearing a bikini? No, he's wearing Patronix. He looks like a boxer. Okay. That would have been funnier. Yeah.

So we got the latest update from the, we got the bulletin from the atomic scientists. This happens, I think it is every year. We don't catch it every year, but we have been tracking this probably almost every year for the 18 plus years in the existence of this show. And it is now even worse than ever. Thank you for joining us today. My name is Alexandra Bell and I am the President and CEO of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists. It is the determination of the Bulletin's Science and Security Board that humanity has not made sufficient progress on the existential risks that endanger us all. We thus move the clock forward. The Doomsday Clock is a tool for communicating how close we are to destroying the world with technologies of our own making.

The risks we face from nuclear weapons, climate change and disruptive technologies are all growing. Every second counts and we are running out of time. It is a hard truth but this is our reality. It is now 85 seconds to midnight. This is the closest the world has ever been to midnight. I am a robot. 85 seconds. So that's, but that's, isn't that a minute and 15 seconds? Why does she say 85 seconds? I thought that was kind of bizarre. Because you say it's two minutes before midnight. Isn't it a minute and 25 seconds, not 15? It's 85, so it's, yes, a minute 25. I'm sorry.

It's like they're already, this is already a thing that doesn't work anymore. The doomsday clock was I think a big thing in the 70s maybe. Yeah, 70s. The same thing as the population bomb. Yeah, and now it's like, oh, it's 85 seconds to midnight. The clock is ticking. We have not done enough. Well, they're trying to do it in Los Angeles. They're trying to save humanity. Access is easy and social media users can get sucked in for hours scrolling. But some families say it could turn deadly. In this case, nearly suicide. These companies have been orchestrating an addiction crisis.

in our country and actually the world. Mark Lanier says big tech companies deliberately built their platforms to addict users. At the center of this case is now 19 years old. She's identified in court documents as KGM and she's suing some of the biggest tech companies including Meta, the parent companies of Instagram, TikTok, talk and YouTube. She alleges these popular platforms were harming her mental health and contributing to depression, anxiety and body image issues. Her attorney says features like infinite scrolling on a play, constant notifications and recommended algorithms kept her hooked for nearly a decade. This is the first time these kind of claims will be decided by a jury. Legal experts say the case is

being compared to the early tobacco lawsuits of the 90s, raising the question of whether tech companies knew their product could be harmful and failed to act. The company recognized that in a sense they were cigarettes for the eyes. What? The company strongly denied yelling. I love the cigarettes for the eyes. Wasn't it? Didn't Dave Letterman have some? Howard Stern have a guy who could blow smoke out of his eyes. Remember that? Yes, there are people that can do stuff like that. Who was the... I think it's... I think it was... Who's the magician out of Texas who's got a vasectomy? Brian Brushwood. Copperfield? Brian Brushwood. I think Brian Brushwood can run a... Who are you? Hey man, I'm the Texas comedian who had a magician who had a vasectomy. According to the Noah Gendry show. He can run a...

Well, but the Bush briefs before he could run a dental floss through his eyeball. Yeah, that's nice. The company recognized that in a sense they were cigarettes for the eyes. The company strongly denied the allegations arguing there's no clinical diagnosis for social media addiction. Not yet. Adding the apps have safety features built in for teens. Representatives of these media giants are also relying on section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, which generally shields platforms from liability. Either way, this trial could shape how social media platforms are designed and how children use them. This case is not ultimately about money. This case is about responsibility. Of course it is. It's not about money.

Well, then why, what's the point? I think the poison pill they're going to use if they ever get anywhere with this is going to be what we talked about on the last show, moral injury. Yeah, that's now, that's in the DSM now. It is a mental condition. Maybe the whole thing was a scheme. It wouldn't surprise me. Set it up as moral injury. I have moral injury. And you don't have to, you can be anywhere on any spectrum to get moral. I get moral injury just listening to you. I'm going to file a lawsuit. Yeah, you do. And I take full responsibility. Yeah, well, you heard it here first. That'll be $10 million for the moral injury I suffered at your hands. Yeah, well, I'm going to countersue. Okay.

Meanwhile, although for some reason not really the top of the news, it wasn't, I don't think it was any of the three by threes, you know, the new owners of TikTok have taken over. I'm not even quite sure who's actually managing it. We only know about the shareholders. Do you have any idea who's running it? There was some guy named and he's, I can't remember his name, but he would there is a person I think for went days I think is the one who brought him up Because he's Jewish of course No, yeah, everyone says it's Ellison Ellison Ellison Ellison is it's no Ellison is is yeah, but the guy running tick-tock these there's this CEO. Oh well

Well, it's Mossad. So Mossad is running TikTok. That would be right. That's exactly it. And they suck at it. TikTok's new American owner is apologizing to thousands of users after reported issues with the video sharing app. Over the weekend, there were more than 600,000 reports of glitches. The company says the issues were because of a power outage at a U.S. data center that the company uses. Content creators are also noticing bugs, slower load times, and zero views on videos. The company says it will be back to full capacity soon. And that's the outrage. I have no views! Yeah. That's the outrage, you're right. Oh yeah, the previous owners would just, oh you got a million views.

Did put phony numbers on leave make everybody feel good. That's that's a little trick that they you know, that should be employed Yeah, oh, yeah, you're really popular It's doing great Yeah, and and they just they didn't get that part I want to do an aside, since I mentioned Brian Brushwood and you went on and on about the vasectomy. Yes. Which is personal. I don't think we should be discussing it. You brought it up. But it was brought up at the dinner table, not Brian Brushwood, but it was brought up at the dinner table by JC because, you know, he's at the age, he's in his 30s, I guess, but he's noticing, he says that he knows people,

that have had vasectomies and they immediately lose their sense of humor. Hmm. All that? Yeah. I just thought I'd throw that out there because it's one of the elements because my thinking was they all end up looking like old lesbians, but which is, you know, bad enough, but losing your sense of humor can't be good. Well, we have producers out there who have had vasectomies. Yeah, if we start getting notes from them saying, that's not funny, then we know the answer. All caps. So there was a big rumor going around in Europe. You know, Europe has done all these, the EU I should say, has done this big deal with India. Actually, let me just play that clip for a second because it does have to do with this.

Here we go, big deal! India and the EU began talking about a trade deal nearly 20 years ago. Now they say they have one. Prime Minister, distinguished friend, we did it. We delivered the mother of all deals. We are creating a market of 2 billion people and this is the tale of two giants. Giants! The world's second and fourth largest economies. Said the lady who's four foot nine. Two giants who choose partnership in a true win-win fashion. The Indian Prime Minister sees the deal as a new blueprint for shared prosperity in an increasingly uncertain world. We are seeing a lot of turmoil today in the global order. At such a time, the partnership between India and the European Union will strengthen stability in international systems.

India is one of the world's largest textile exporters, with around one-sixth of its annual product heading to the EU, worth more than $7 billion each year. Annual trade between India and the EU represents more than $214 billion. Many European exports are in the form of chemicals, machinery and pharmaceuticals. Tariffs on all will be radically reduced within the next 10 years. But those on cars will drop the most, down to as little as 10% for an annual limit of around 250,000 vehicles. Germany's motor manufacturers say this represents a competitive boost for them. Our ministers say it's a great opportunity for growth.

So the big thing, yeah, whatever. The big thing is a hundred thousand tech workers will be allowed to come into the EU now. A hundred thousand Indian tech workers, which is, I mean... Which is a nightmare. It is. It's a bad idea. You know, we've gone through that. We're still struggling with it in America. If you look at all these scam companies that they have, they got like a thousand Indian guys and you know, there's all these immigration paper schemes they do so they can stay longer and as long as they then they have a company who's vouching for them. The whole thing is messed up. And I have to say they're very racist. Very. They don't want to hire white men, women, even lower class Indians. They just hate. No, no, they have to be in the right cast. Yeah, they have to be in the right cast.

So this immediately launched, although this is the debunk from Euronews, but this is how it's playing out. We're going to have a competitor to X. It'll be all European. It's going to be great. Claims are spreading online like wildfire that the European Union is setting up its own social media platform to rival X. These posts have spread primarily on X itself, some with thousands of views and say that taxpayers' money will be used to set up W as an alternative to Elon Musk's platform. Some posts describe it as a state-run censorship platform that has received funding from the European executive. But these claims are misleading. A European Commission spokesperson told the Cube that the EU is not launching, funding or operating any social media platform.

There is no EU-backed project called W. So what then is W? According to its CEO, Anna Zaiter, it's a privately owned social media startup incorporated in Sweden, funded by private investors mainly from the Nordics. W will be hosted on European servers, limit ownership to European investors and operate under the DSA. False claims about EU involvement spread after a group of 54 MEPs urged European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen to build European social media and back alternatives to the main platforms. This was in the wake of multiple scandals involving Elon Musk's ex,

including pornographic material and amplification of false conspiracy. including pornographic material and the amplification of false conspiracies. The letter, which is in no way binding, has no connection to W, which is not an EU initiative. A recent European Parliament resolution calls for more technological sovereignty in areas like cloud computing and AI, but it doesn't propose creating a new EU social media platform. W plans a gradual rolling out this year, using passport and selfie verification to check the identities of its users.

So here's the thing, they've got all this heat, all this talk about them. I can't find it. I can't find W. W.com, W.eu. Look, I think they're gonna do a social network. Look up Blue Curry. Blue Curry as in, you know, the spicy dish. Blue Curry? I'm just kidding. You don't have to look it up. You know, there are Blue Curry, yes. A Bahamian artist living and working in London. So, you know, the things that are wrong with this is like you can do it. You can you don't need investors. You can use Mastodon. You can use Blue Cry. And there's all these different alternatives. The European Union people need to stand up to these nuts. It's this really is this talk about fascist. Yes. Yes. Well, listen to this. This is from.

From the UK, GB News. I'm saying it so you know it's slanted, but this takes it. Good evening. A convicted terrorist is standing for election in Birmingham. Shaheed Baat was convicted in Yemen in 1999 for conspiring to bomb the British consulate in Yemen, an Anglican church and a hotel. Now he claims to have been wrongly convicted, saying that the charges were not terrorism related and he was forced into signing a confession. He was reportedly linked to an armed Islamist jihadi group of radicals who kidnapped 16 Westerners in 1998. They were accused during the criminal proceedings of being sent to Yemen by this guy. He is the hook-handed hate cleric, the former preacher of London's Finsbury Park Mosque,

who was found guilty of 11 charges of terrorism and kidnapping in a Manhattan court. He's currently being sentenced to two life sentences plus 100 years with no possibility of parole in America. In the early 1990s, Shaheed, who is standing for election in Birmingham's Sparkhill ward, apparently travelled to Bosnia as an aid worker and then just stayed and joined the foreign fighters brigade of the Bosnian army. Before that, he had been jailed in Birmingham for violence and was in trouble regularly through the 1980s, linked to his role in the notorious Lynx gang. According to reports in the Birmingham Mail,

He has openly encouraged the city's Muslim youth to quote, work out at the gym and learn to fight in readiness for potential attacks and urged Muslims to stand together and hold their ground against people of other faiths who he describes as disbelievers. Yeah well there's GB News freaking everybody out in the UK. Yeah there's, they're men of fighting age and they're training in the gym They're going to the gym and they're gonna beat you up. Wsocial.eu Well, that's uh... You found it finally. Well, the troll room found it for me. That's snappy. Trust your feed. W-wait. W dot S O C dot E. No, Wsocial. W-S-O- Wsocial. Yeah. Dot E U. Yes.

I would have done w.eu if it was available. Well, they probably can't get w.eu. Why don't you just put that in there and see what you come up with. So listen to this. Trust your feed. We believe in the need for a global, trusted social media platform owned, run, and hosted in Europe. W is built on verified human users. Transparency, privacy, and free speech like free beer. We want to build W together with you. How is that going to work in the UK? Beta access will be rolled out gradually starting in March 2026. For betas? You have to be a beta? Yes, for betas only. Or as they say, beta. Beta, yeah. Yeah, well, I signed up. I did not get a confirmation email, but I signed up. But it's global. It's not just for the EU, it's global. Global? Yeah, it's global.

I have one unreported story that nobody's reporting on in any of the mainstream. I thought I'd at least get it out of the way early. Okay. And it's under underreported. is where you'd expect it to be. And in another development, the United States is apparently keeping a close eye on the upcoming elections in Iraq. President Trump posted on Truth Social that if former Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki is elected, then the U.S. will, quote, no longer help Iraq. Trump added that under al-Maliki's former leadership, the country, quote, descended into poverty and total chaos.

Al-Maliki, who was recently nominated by the country's dominant political party, responded by saying, quote, we reject the blatant American interference in Iraq's internal affairs and consider it a violation of its sovereignty. Jason Perry, NTV News. That got a little bit of coverage, but yeah, of course not. Well, you heard about it? Okay. We gotta have the Zapruder film running over and over again on the quad screen. But that said, all of a sudden, and this just happened without, I didn't get a notification, Iran opened up, the internet is reconnected.

Everything's back to normal. CNN is on the scene doing man on the street and hilarious results because it's exactly what we've always heard from our Iranians. Iran's leadership is sending a very strong and defiant message to the United States. This guy is in Iran. to the Trump administration. You can see it here on this gigantic poster on Revolution Square in central Tehran. The message on this massive poster is, if you sow the wind, you will reap the whirlwind. Obviously meaning If the United States attacks Iran, Iran will retaliate in a massive way which could of course lead to a major military confrontation between the United States and Iran. And that's also something that's on the minds of many of the people that we've been speaking to here as well.

I'm not sure what to say. I think they're all collaborating with one another against the interests of the Iranian people. I don't think Trump dares to attack. He's more bluffing. All this of course comes as President Trump weighs his options on what to do next. The US has pulled together a substantial military force here in this region, but the Iranians also say They've replenished their stockpiles of ballistic missiles and are ready to hit back hard anytime. Now, of course, all this comes in the wake of those large protests that happened here in Iran in the early part of January. And when you're out on the streets here, you can see that there are people who are still traumatized by what happened then. There were lots of people out there in the streets when I had to leave home. I don't know what to say, but the situation was very bad.

Now that the internet connection is restored, we only now know that so many were killed. But I'm just kind of missing the, you know, the videos, the horrible videos, like real videos, not the ones that were from Egypt from five years ago or whatever. You know, the reports are 30, 40,000 people slaughtered. How come we're not seeing that video in these accounts? Yeah, where's our videos? Everyone's got a phone cam. Everyone. The whole thing is very sus, as the kids would say.

Sus. Sus. Yeah, it's sus. As in suspect. Sus. Oh, suspect. Sus. Yes, sus. It's hard to say the whole word. Here we have, well that's, as the kids say, I qualified it. Here's the France 24 report about the Armada. With anti-US messaging on billboards, and in headlines on Iranian newspapers. Tensions are simmering amid threats of a US attack on Iran. On Wednesday, President Donald Trump again renewed his warnings, referring to a US naval strike group that is now in Middle East waters Trump said the fleet was larger than one sent to Venezuela before the kidnapping of that country's president. He called on Iran to negotiate a quote, fair and equitable deal, mentioning no nuclear weapons. Trump suggested that if there was no response, the next attack would be far worse than last year's US strikes on Iran under Operation Midnight Hammer.

The Iranian mission to the United Nations hit out at the threat on social media, saying Iran stands ready for dialogue based on mutual respect and interests, but if pushed it will defend itself and respond like never before. Speaking at the UN later, China warned against what it called military adventurism in Iran. Earlier this month, Trump pulled back from threats of military action over Tehran's deadly crackdown against anti-government demonstrations, claiming the regime had reversed a decision to hang hundreds of protesters and amid pleas from Gulf nations to de-escalate. Last week, though, Washington said it was sending a massive fleet to the region just in case.

Analysts say US options include strikes on military facilities or targeted hits against the leadership under Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in a full-scale bid to bring down the regime. Meanwhile in Europe, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz said Wednesday that the Iranian government's days were numbered. The EU is expected to sign off on a first volley of sanctions over the deadly crackdown this week. Thursday, there are also discussions to add Iran's revolutionary guards to the bloc's terrorist list. So when the president says, or when the news says that they're sending a giant fleet, an armada to the region, so what, where is that? The Gulf of Oman? The Persian Gulf?

Qatar? I'm thinking the same thing. Where is this fleet? Where's it gonna be? Arabian Sea? It's gonna be sitting out there? You know, Iran, I mean, yeah, they have... Has anybody identified exactly where it's going to be positioned? I haven't heard that. We don't even know that there's a fleet being moved at all. No. And so that kind of comes back to the lady on the street and people who we know have said this consistently. America and the Iranian leadership, they do this all the time. They're doing stuff together. Yeah, that's the that would be the cafe chat. Yes in in most of the Middle East I'm just like where where are they sending this? Where are you know, what's that water off of Baiku Baku? Azerbaijan I'm thinking where that where the cat is the Caspian Sea the cast well You can't I think the agency with a gate where's that gate? There's a star. Yeah the Gulf of Aden

Yeah, it's supposed to be. You know what comes out of that? Yeah, fish. Yes, when the porthole opens up, that's when the fish come out. Yeah, fish. Yeah. They feed us. But even then it's like, okay, I guess. Yes, well we have Navy boys and girls, let us know. Are you underway? Are you full steam underway? They probably can't tell us. Yes they can. Yes they can. Yes they can. They know what they can do and what they can't. So I've been thinking about these, about the Chinese military guys. I think that... Who's they?

The Chinese military guys who were kicked out by Xi. You said they're thinking about I've been thinking I said I meant to say oh you see you you you're thinking I know it's dangerous I'm thinking I think that there might have been a coup I think sorry a coup I think there was a coup afoot Where in China? Oh you mean in China? That's why they got rid of all those generals out of the blue. Yes These were top guys. A coup afoot, yes. I never thought of that but you might be right. Why else would they do that? And it would be the military who'd pull the coup. Yeah. Because that's what they do in these sorts of situations. Top guys, top guys too. They're top guys. I got a minute long report. Just weeks after holding war games that encircled Taiwan, which alarmed the island's government,

China announced it's investigating its most senior uniformed military officer, General Zhang Youzhao, second in command of China's military behind President Xi Jinping, along with Lu Zhengli, another general, are suspected of serious violations of discipline and law. The University of Toronto's Lynette Ong says following the recent dismissal of other generals, the probes could be about loyalty. I think the President is trying to consolidate power. Zhong is one of the few Chinese officers with combat experience. And his father marched with Mao Zedong, making him part of an elite hardcore. A former ambassador to China says it appears Zhang always saw himself as equal to Xi, who holds more power than even Chairman Mao did. It shows that Xi is not as powerful as people may think. Taiwan's defense minister says the country is closely monitoring the changes in China's military.

China views Taiwan as a breakaway province and Xi previously pledged reunification and has not ruled out using the military to achieve it. I think they're just throwing the Taiwan thing in just for effect, but it just feels like... Yeah, the Taiwan would be a distraction to keep you, oh yeah, Taiwan, Taiwan, Taiwan, instead of thinking what's really going on, which was an attempted or a suspected or a plot. Yeah. Feels that he got wind of because there's always you know you got too many people you know is this Gotta keep it to three or four guys max. Yeah that none of them are yes. Yeah Not easy not easy Especially the guy like she was just a complete. He's kind of paranoid. He gets rid of people real fast Yeah, but I can see being the second-in-command and with this guy who's never gonna die who took him Who changed the rules and said no I'm gonna be the premier forever mm-hmm

Yeah, bark some I just felt if we look at our cam still hoping that our comes together America Russia China Now president Putin has said, you know, I'm kind of all in on that board of peace billion dollars. No problem Ask the Europeans for it. They're holding our money for us. I It's the funniest thing. Is that what he did really? Yeah, yeah. That took a lot of work. Yeah, we're good. We are ready to direct $1 billion to this new structure. He says, we got some frozen assets over there. Ask the Europeans to send it over. I'll sign the check. Cute. Very cute. Well, I have a Ukraine update that

talks about this, not about that, but about what's going on. Okay. The US continues efforts to end the fighting between Russia and Ukraine. Both President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky are praising the ongoing progress. NTD's international correspondent, Ariane Posdar, has more. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky posted this video on Axon Wednesday, praising post-war recovery plans that are being developed with the US. Zelensky says work with the American side is progressing actively. I thank the envoys of the President of the United States for their constructive approach in the negotiations. Just on Tuesday, President Trump also praised the progress that's being made to end the Russia-Ukraine war.

And the Kremlin on Wednesday saying Zelensky is being invited to visit Moscow for a meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin. We have never declined and will not decline such contacts. The main thing is that these contacts are well prepared. If Zelensky is truly ready for a meeting, we invite him to Moscow and guarantee his safety. The Kremlin official added that Putin already discussed the possible meeting with Zelensky during phone calls with Trump. Meanwhile, the fighting in Ukraine continues. Ukrainian officials report strikes on various cities across the country. A monastery in Odessa came under attack on Wednesday. Another attack also damaged port infrastructure in the Odessa region. Officials say three people were hurt in the strikes. And in Kiev, a couple died in an overnight attack. According to Zelensky, the couple was at home with their daughter during the attack.

Yeah, everything I see the Ukrainian people are sick of Zelensky. They're sick of the war. They're so done with it. Yeah, they should be. Of course. It's not going anywhere for them. And by the way, if Zelensky takes a meeting in Moscow... You said, by the way. I just caught this one. Ah, thank you. Yeah. I'm gonna have a lot of trouble breaking that. Well, we need a different phrase. We need to program something else. Well, if I could program myself to say something different, I will. Okay. But I... and I've thought about it. But if Zelensky takes the meeting in Moscow, I advise him going by train. Could be one of those unfortunate accidents. Kim Jong-un has got the right idea. Trains, trains, yeah.

Well, this gives me the opportunity to check in with our boy Mark Rutte. He's a man constantly treading a delicate line between Donald Trump and Europe. But NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte swung largely in the favor of the US as he addressed the European Parliament in Brussels on Monday. If anyone thinks here again that the European Union or Europe as a whole can defend itself without the US, keep on dreaming. Keep on dreaming! Keep on dreaming you will be just run over. You can't, we can't, we need each other. You need each other. Strong words. I think you need us more than we need you. I'm just saying. Warning for Europe but also a stress on mutual dependence.

As a Dutchman at the head of the military alliance between the US, Canada and 30 European countries, Brutus has been central to calming transatlantic tensions since Trump's renewed threats to annex Greenland, a semi-autonomous territory of Denmark. After Trump whisperer, Ritter has been carefully cultivating his relationship with Trump before taking... Then they go into the whole daddy thing a bit. But there is some news on Greenland and it seems like the framework is coming into view. It's been one week since the US president abruptly announced that the framework of a deal had been reached with the head of NATO over the semi-autonomous territory of Greenland. I think it's a really good deal for everybody. And the details are still scarce.

But one thing both Greenland and Denmark's leaders have reiterated is that sovereignty remains a red line. There's no need for US to acquire Greenland in order to accommodate their security concerns. We have a defence agreement from 1951. We are open to discuss whether there should be any amendments. Since 1951, under the Defence of Greenland Treaty, Washington has had near unlimited access to the territory to construct military facilities. in coordination with Danish authorities. According to the New York Times, citing anonymous diplomats, the framework could include an updated pact to effectively create pockets of American soil in the territory. This would give the US greater control over the land to assist Donald Trump's plans for a Golden Dome missile defence program.

NATO has also been discussing a so-called Arctic Century, a new mission in the region similar to those in the Baltic Sea and on Europe's eastern flank that would dial up the alliance's defence. So, that's a good idea. At the very beginning it says an agreement with NATO. NATO doesn't own Greenland. But that's just France 24. No, that's what I've heard before. They keep talking about an agreement with NATO. No, that's wishful thinking. But I like the idea, just like embassies. If you're in a US embassy, you are on US soil. So we could just create this all these cool embassy like green zones in Greenland. Hey, how about that? That are American soil and we give those 57,000 people a crust. They all seem to be on the edge of the beach there. You know, it's where all those homes are. Yeah. You know, kind of in one spot. Yeah, because it's in one spot where they

can huddle up and fish. And then you expand the 1951 agreement. That's probably what it was all along. He just wanted to make it, you know, this part of the deal. Yell, yell, yell, oh, I want the moon, I want everything. And then, hey, you know what? I want the moon. When are those guys going? Aren't they going to? I got an Artemis clip. Play it. Oh, oh good. Okay, Artemis. I'm excited. Here we go. The Artemis 2 mission is getting closer and closer. And now, NASA says, is your chance to orbit the moon with the astronauts. Well, kind of. Your name can, anyway. Along with the four astronauts or the Orion spacecraft, there's going to be an SD card. And your name could be on it. The mission may launch in early February. That all depends on whether the vehicle and the crew are ready.

and the weather, you know, the forecast. It's pretty easy to submit your name at nasa.gov or the name of that ex you never ever want to see again. Was that NPR? Yeah. Oh boy. I like the horrible laugh. An SD card? I mean, let's... How about one of those... You're gonna have an SD card on... I mean, they used to carry a whole... a whole car, whatever that vehicle, the Luder Rover. That Doom buggy.

of who's doing buggy on these things and now they can only barely get an SD card on. Can't we send one of those 22 terabyte drives with all the no agenda shows on it and all the jingles and everything so that you know the green... We don't need but I don't even need it. I need one terabyte for all that stuff. 22 terabytes you could put a lot of good stuff on there. Well we have producers who have stuff to add. You know, we could create an open repository. No, the drive's probably too heavy for the mission. Oh man. Yeah, the moon. But they're not even landing on the moon, are they? Aren't they going... No, not this time. Not this time. No, yeah. They're gonna flip around it. Which is the furthest in space anyone's ever been. That's how they're billing it.

Because I don't know how that works, but but they that's what they're saying Yeah, and so they're gonna flip around and come in which means they still have to go through the Van Allen belts Which is one of the issues that's an issue. And so we'll find out about that if they do it and We'll see well, I always have to remember when Elon Musk launched his his Roadster into space with the with the spacesuit guy in it and Yeah, with the dummy, with the crash dummy. Yeah, and then he says, I know it looks like, well, at the time we didn't have AI, we called it CGI. He says, I know it looks like CGI, but it's real, man. It's real. It's really up there. Where is that thing? Well, that's a good question. I think it's probably gone into the deep space. It borders on a great question. It borders on a great question, but it's not because there's no such thing.

Anyway, before we take a break and have a very short thank you for a couple of people who supported the show today, following along with what you pegged right away with the prediction markets. Washington is under the loop. On these websites like Polly Market and Cali, gambling or betting or purchasing contracts on political events is becoming increasingly more popular. As I mentioned in my story, people are betting on when the White House briefing will start, what the press secretary will say. They're betting on geopolitical events. They're betting on legislation. There's an active bet right now about whether or not the government will shut down this weekend.

As that becomes more and more prevalent, people who are in Washington are uniquely positioned to potentially misuse information that they have access to to profit on these websites, which is why advocates and experts are saying there need to be more rules in place. One of the most fascinating parts of your piece was the revelation that there are two places in Washington where these prediction sites are inaccessible. And one, where it is, where are these locations? And does that reveal to you there are fears of a possible new form of insider trading as you alluded to? Right, so as you said, there are at least two places in Washington where access to PolyMarket and Cali is blocked

on the Internet, and that would be the White House press Wi-Fi in the briefing room that reporters use, and the Wi-Fi in the House of Representatives that reporters and other members of people who are there use. And that would really seem to suggest a sort of awareness in the wake of all this sort of discussion about betting on what's happening in the briefing room. The White House has been sort of quiet, but the fact that they've blocked Holly Margaret and Kelsey on the White House would suggest that they sense the potential for some sort of a problem. Can't you just use your cell phone? Why do people on the White House Wi-Fi? It's the last thing I would connect to. We got to get into this prediction market. I think we could make a killing. I want to bet on it. Well, we'd definitely be good at it. Yeah, I want to bet on the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest.

Oh, we get those long... yeah, the way you make a killing with the long shots. Surefire long shot. That's the kicker. You know, everyone's doing law... filing lawsuits about X. This is the problem. This is just gambling for kids. These predictions. Before we jump to that, I have a clip that could take us right into the donations. Can I do something beforehand because it was a good idea? I want to ask the robot where Elon Musk's Roadster is. Yes, why don't you do that? Okay, robot. What is the current location of Elon Musk's Roadster and Spaceman that he sent into space years ago?

That Roadster with Starman in the driver's seat is currently in a heliocentric orbit, essentially orbiting the Sun. You can actually track its approximate location on websites that provide real-time simulations of its path. It's quite a journey. Okay, that was... So it's melted. It's underwhelming. This is an underwhelming answer. This robot's no good. The robot's no good. It's no good. All right, what do we have? I have a good uh, they do this right into the donation. This is the old now. This is an interesting clip. This is floating around. It's an old coot. Yes, actually I clipped it twice old farts the other one same clip same clip, uh, and it sounds like it was done in the 40s or something but in fact, this is a because based on the information he provides this is some old fart that's on

on TikTok with this commentary, which I thought was relevant. We wanted to see the brain. So somebody invented the MRI. Wanted to see bones, invented the x-ray. Wanted to see babies in the womb, ultrasound. Hell, we got cat scans, pet scans, 3D imaging. We got machines that can look through clothes at the airport. We got satellites that can read a license plate from space. They can print organs now. They can do remote surgery with a robot sitting in another state. So would somebody please explain to me

Why my doctor's gotta stick his finger up my ass. And with that I want to thank you for your courage. Say in the morning to you the man who put the sea in the coo that's afoot. Say hello to my friend on the other end, the one, the only Mr. John Seabrook! Hey, morning, Mr. Hank Green, Mr. Seabrook, some graphene in the air. Subs in the water and the dames and knights out there. In the morning to the trolls in the troll room. Let me count you first. Okay, 1,536. Okay. By the way, the robot could have just said, where's the teslaroadster.com? The troll room is better than the robot. That's not good. No, but that's... and this is the Gemini... I'm tapped into the Gemini API right now. And it's just... it's all so disappointing.

You guys talk about that. Did you do a DHM plug this week? I haven't listened yet. Yeah, yeah, we do it every week. Yeah, and what was Andrew saying about the AI trade? What does he think? Is it going to blow up soon? What's the thinking? There's no evidence it's going to blow up soon. No? Hmm. How about the dollar? The dollar went down like a Yeah, it went down but I, you know, everyone's I think a little overdoing this. I look at it, what is it today? It's like about 19 Europe versus the European. Around 120. Is it 120? Around 120, yeah, it's around 120. Well, it was 119 last I saw.

And a penny's a big deal. I heard Trump say, I can make it go up and down like a yo-yo whenever I want. I'm not sure he can, but he said that. I don't remember him saying that. Yeah, I should have clipped it. Yeah, yeah, he said, bah. And he says, good, I like it. I like the dollar like this. All those other countries were always devaluing. And now, without saying it, we've done it, I guess. How do you devalue? Just by printing money? Or how do you- You just say it. Huh? Yeah, well, you do it by printing money. Oh, well. You know, all the everyone's out there now. Oh, oh, it's going to collapse. We're going to have a collapse. Yeah, well, there's going to be there's always going to be a collapse. So you can say that. Yeah, you can say it all the time. Eventually be right. Yeah. And with gold, gold, gold, man, we should have gotten in that gold advertising a long time again ago. Yeah, should have. I mean, we could have gotten paid in gold.

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And the great farces that were produced on Broadway, they tend to come out of England. England is the great farcers. And they, for people who like to see farces. They're the mother of all farcers. The mother of all farcers. There are. And the two great ones are Noises Off, for people that ever get to see it on Broadway, Noises Off is one of them. And, I don't know, I don't know. There's something with my wife, all your wife is- Isn't it also a lot of those, and the British shows do this a lot, where the coming in and out of doors, the next person comes in and they misunderstood it and then they leave. Yeah, that's a farce. That's a farce, yeah. And a lot of doors opening and closing. A run for your wife is a really good one. That's where a guy who's a bigamist ends up in the hospital and his two wives come to see him but never at the same time quite and he's trying to keep them from showing up. It's a very good farce, run for your wife. And there's a bunch of them, there's probably

When I go to London, which I don't do anymore, but when I used to go all the time, I would always see a farce. You won't even be allowed in anymore. They'll be at the border like, oh, Dvorak. Hmm. They don't let anybody. No agenda. You know, you're Vlandovlerk. Michael Savage will give him love. What was her nickname for her? I think it was McGillicuddy or something. Eva McGillicuddy. I'll remember it now. Eva McGillicuddy. Anyway, yeah, so, you know, people and eventually they're all going to get sick of watching

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which because it didn't have kind of like a circular impression in it, I think it took everybody maybe three or four seconds to realize what they were looking at. But when we saw this and we just like, we just cracked up and Darren sent us the actual prompts and what he went through to create this art. And I thought this was interesting to communicate to the potential artists out there or prompters. Here was his prompt. And I'm surprised at how simple this was. Yeah, his prompts are pretty simple. I've gotten them from him every so often when I want one. Square aspect ratio, photorealistic, product mock-up, and then all caps, no agenda space condom produced by the Curry and Dvorak company made especially for no gravity fornication. Make the packaging vibrant and space themed.

To which he got from ChatGPT where he's making this apparently. I can't generate or generate... I can't create or generate sexual content or imagery for someone under 18 including product concepts centered on sex or explicit activity. If you have another design idea that's non-sexual like a parody Space Cadet, Sci-Fi snack or humorous No Agenda space product, I'm happy to help bring that to life. And then Darren gets into an actual conversation, an argument with his bot. Well, but I'm 55. And this thing keeps on coming back. No, I believe you. I'm genuinely sorry for the friction this creates. It's not about me doubting you, Darren.

This specific chat session is operating under a teen safe mode flag, which hardlocks certain categories. And so Darren had to go around it and then he said, just make it no agenda zero G safety sleeve, no agenda orbital wrapper, no agenda space protector, no agenda cosmic barrier. And somehow he got it to work. But what's kind of weird is that he had this whole conversation, I put it in the show notes, this whole conversation with the chatbot. I'm getting a little concerned about Darren. I mean this could reel you in. Well he's producing quality product. Yeah but he's talking to it like it's a human.

Well, it thinks it is. It does not think. No, it doesn't think it is. It's programmed to behave that way. Yes. It's bogus. It is. But he has to deal with it because this is like... You know, it's like a nut on a that you can't get to fit on the screws and on the threads. It won't fit because the wrong something's wrong. You got to force it on. Oh, Darren said that's what chat GPT suggested. OK, well, anyway, you know what, Darren? It worked. It was good. And I'm sure you couldn't do the little round circle impression thing. That would

That would have violated its terms of service. You could have done that by Photoshop if you put a little extra. Oh, please. No one's doing any extra work. Yeah, somebody could. I think we had a... NoahGenera... ArtGenerator.com is where you can upload your prompted beauties. Let me see. Was there anything else we liked? That was pretty much it. I like something I think Jeffrey Rea did. I used for the newsletter. Which I can't find. I'm looking for it. Or Blue Acorn. Blue Acorn's doing stuff again. Blue Acorn's really cranking it up because he wasn't mentioned. He hates Darren. The way I see it. Alright, so let's mention comic strip blogger, Rocketboy, Jeffrey Rhea.

I don't see Scaramanga, didn't mention him so Scaramanga left. No, that was the Scaramanga piece I used for the newsletter. Ah, yes, right. Yes, the Snow Games, yeah. That was a good piece. Very good piece. I don't think, was that uploaded when we were looking for it? I don't know, I don't think so, because I would have noticed it. Yeah, I don't think so. I was kind of surprised when I saw it, I don't see it now. I mean, maybe it came and went, I don't know. No, I see it, I see it on the right-hand side. Anyway, NoahGenArtGenerator.com, the value is right there in the prompting. Thank you so much. And now, as we thank everyone, $50 and above, we start with our executive and associate executive producers. We are, after all, Hollywood guys. And we like to give these credits out because they're real and they are something that you can keep forever. They last your lifetime. You can ensconce this. You can eternalize this at IMDB.com. In fact, eternalize.

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So now I get to read this long note again. That's why I'll take two in a row. I'm a nice guy. I'll just do two, no problem. Because you know that there it is, Christine from Raleigh, North Carolina, 333.33. And she says, hi. Adam I work at a large venue in Raleigh North Carolina as a ticket taker so when many folks come through my lane this weekend who were sitting in section 333 I knew it was a sign to donate that's how it works ah I'm also a professional event planner. I sent you an email inviting you to come to North Carolina I didn't receive a spot response, so maybe if there's some money attached to the invitation it helps plane tickets money hotel room

It will carry more weight. Please come to North Carolina. I've been listening to the show since... What are you gonna do there? What would she want you to do? I don't know. I can't remember this email so I just have to send it to me again. I've attended many meetups since then. Y'all have a lot of loyal listeners here and I'm surprised at how many I've met that have been listening since day one. I would love to work with you and the many folks here in our great community to plan and host a good old Southern shindig. You know, Tina and I would be happy to come to North Carolina in the summer. Let's do it in the summer. I think spring and fall is better. No, we're going to be busy. As long as it includes whole pig barbecue. Yes, that is a must.

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And we're at Linda Lou Packin, Castle Rock, Colorado. We know what she wants, jobs, Karma. It's always the same and for a reason. Because for a competitive edge with a resume that gets results, you can just go to imagemakersinc.com. It's for all of your executive resume and job search needs. That is imagemakersinc with a K. And work with Linda Lou. She's the Duchess of Jobs and writer of winning resumes. One of our daughters. She works in this program, I think she's like a forest ranger now or something in Illinois. And I think it's only a two-year thing. She's been there a year. And so the company said, all right, everybody, we want you to write your resume and we've hired this company who will then review it and send it back. What do you think happened? They sent the AI. Exactly.

They said they just literally charged this company money, took the resumes that these young people wrote, ran it through Chad GPT, whatever it spit out they sent it back and said, look, this is much better. Can you believe that nonsense? Yeah, I can believe it. Go to imagemakersinc.com if you want resumes that get results. Best from Linda Liu. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. consultants. Oh, that was it. That was the last one. That was it. Yeah. You hit the bottom right there. That was a quickie. We didn't get a lot of support this show. No, we didn't. Um, but we will continue because hopefully I'll get a couple more of those silver coins at the meetup. The ones here in San Francisco and somebody else always gives me a silver coin. I think they're going to probably hold onto them now. Well, the ones we got, we got them at like,

Because I remember you got some donated and you said, I think you sent my half. Yeah, you had some. They've doubled in value by now. What is it, a hundred? I think they're more now. Right now, I think silver's up to over 110. What is going on with that? Will they just keep, is there a top to this trade? Well, it turns out, if you want to know the story. I do, yes, of course. Although it was explained on Horowitz. Yeah, I hadn't listened yet. You should listen. So, There's a new patent by Samsung that is employing silver into the anode to make a silver carbon anode, I think is what it is, for electric batteries for lithium ion that doesn't produce dendrites. And it's the dendrites, which is the little crystalline formations that take place in a battery structure,

that crack the battery or catch the battery on fire or hurt the battery's life and all the rest of it. So this thing will take a charge now, a high-speed charge without making dendrites. It'll last longer if it goes through thousands more cycles and it doesn't wear out so fast. It's a killer. And people started doing the calculation on how much silver is gonna be needed just for the lithium ion technology using these anodes. And the number was like, well, that's a little more than the supply that's currently available. And wait a minute, there's a huge shortfall. Now all these guys are doing calculations on Bank of America and JP Morgan who have

both shorted to death silver. Oh, I thought they were, but they already went long. Didn't they all flip to long? They've been trying to buy back, but they can't buy back fast enough. Because there's not enough supply. And so they created this ridiculous situation where it's like, it's a sense of realization. Oh my God, the silver has been purposefully manipulated. But manipulated on the downside. And now that everyone's coming to this realization, all the shorts have to cover and everything in between, people are expecting it to go to $400. But I don't want to discourage anyone from giving me a silver coin at current prices. That's interesting because Max Keiser has been saying this for at least 10 years. He was saying, you know, silver, you know, we need to create a run on silver. That'll ruin

I think it, I don't know. This is not a run on silver. This is a calculation that was done and everyone looks at the numbers and say we haven't got enough silver for what they're proposing here. We need to get more silver into this. It's not like a run on silver. It's a new technology. I think that was the last straw that this battery thing. It was the last straw that broke the camel's back and now Silver is like, wait a minute, were you okay? Well, let's rethink this. And boom, now Silver's way up there. I keep looking at that Donut Lab battery and someone sent me a video of this guy. He was at maybe CES or some type of conference talking about the battery. Yeah, that's fine. But then he sent me another video, the same guy also is running some kind of AI company that has real intelligence. I'm like, oh, okay.

Alright. Yeah, there's something fishy about this guy. There's something fishy about that guy. Hey, thank you very much, executive and associate executive producer. We thank the rest of our supporters for today. $50 and above in our second segment. Congratulations with your credits. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Real world supporters. Shut up, slave. Shut up, slave. Yeah, maybe we should go digging for silver. Maybe there's some silver mines that we can Can find yeah, I got a bias a silver mine or something. Yeah, that's something hmm I have a drunk or not drunk clip. Okay. Where's your clip chick drunk or not drunk? Sounds and she could might maybe she's not drunk. Okay, we'll find out another Friday night question for the chat should broke

Men be allowed to Date allowed is doing a lot of work. My mom is literally listening to this on tick-tock live right now This has not been something I've been pondering but I want to know what y'all think it was hilarious Listening because somebody some woman was like, oh, you know, he doesn't have any money. We'll just build him up. Oh You know, we'll just build up his confidence and get him some skills. And someone was like, this ain't Build-A-Bear. What is this? Another man was like, oh, they ain't got no money. They can't get into the game and play all four quarters. Just tremendous commentary. But, chat, let me know. What do you think?

Allowed is kind of a crazy thing, but should you date if you don't have any money men? No, not drunk. You know what? She sounds like well, she white or black this lady She's a white girl, and I think she's drunk. Did you see Nicki Minaj? No, I I've heard about this the clip where she goes off on how great Trump is or which one yes Yes, it well first. Let's hear Trump going off on how great she is this was During the Trump accounts announcement, actually I think that's only 30 seconds, let me play the Trump account announcement. President Donald Trump is urging families to sign up for the so-called Trump accounts when they file their 2025 income tax returns. The president joined Treasury Secretary Scott Besant, CEOs and investors.

At an all-day summit today in Washington, the accounts are set to become active in July. Under President Trump's signature tax and spending legislation, the federal government will deposit $1,000 for every baby born between 2025 and 2028. It's like all these different people are jumping in, like the Dells are giving 500 per baby. Did I hear JP Morgan might be doing something? Yeah, I heard this too, that everyone's going, I'll top it. I'll top it off for you. But it's not tax deductible. It's not a gift in that regard. It's not a grant. No. What is the benefit? Is there a financial benefit or is it just

But look at me. It supposedly goes into an account that accrues. Yeah, but that's for the baby, not for the person who puts it in. Yeah, it's for the baby. Yeah, but is there any benefit for the people giving the money? other than just being a good person. Nobody's, well, good. Good person, what? We're also pleased, my daughter, she went crazy when she heard that this was, I want to go, you know, she happens to be in the wrong state right now for that, but when she heard that there's a certain person that's here who's the greatest and most successful female rapper in history, Nicki Minaj. Come on.

And Nikki makes a lot of cash, not as much as Michael Dell, not quite. Not as much, but that's okay. But Nikki makes a lot of money and she's generously stepping up. She's investing hundreds of thousands of dollars in Trump accounts to support the children. Really, really the children of her incredible fans. That's great. Focus on that. Why should you give to somebody else's fans? Give to your fans. I like that. But and I just think she's great. You know, I've been hearing so much over the years because I didn't know Nikki and I've been hearing over the years she's a big Trump supporter and a Trump

fan and she took a little heat on occasion. Her community isn't necessarily, I tell you, we did pretty damn well with that, with your community as we say. There's an 80 year old white man trying to say black people. Your community is your community. But Nikki has been an unbelievable supporter. She gets more, she gets almost as much as Mr. Wonderful over here. He's been another one. Oh, Mr. Wonderful. But I'd like to ask you to come up, Nikki. Come on up. All right, so she comes on up and now I'm fulfilling a wish from a couple of our female producers who said, do you only play black women clips when they're mad and retarded and crazy? I said, well, that's a good point.

So here you go. I play very few black women clips who are mad and retarded and crazy. You're the one that plays the Obama phone. That's what they're talking about. That would have actually been better. Let me see. So if we... where's Trump here? Okay. So, there we go. She gets more, she gets almost as much as Mr. Wonderful over here. He's been another one, this has been so good. But, uh, I'd like to ask you to come up, Nikki. Come on up. Everybody in Cleveland, low minority, got Obama phone. Keep Obama in president, you know? He gave us a phone. No, that was not Nikki Minaj. Here's Nikki Minaj. Hello. Obama phone.

Well, I don't know what to say, but I will say that, um... I am... Oh, did you hear that? She's hyperventilating. She's actually... She's nervous. She's nervous. Yeah, she's at the... with the president and she's now... and it's a little not as different. And so she's hyperventilating. She's nervous. That's funny. Yeah, but she regains her composure quickly. Well, I don't know what to say, but I will say that... I am probably the president's number one fan. And that's not going to change. And the hate or what people have to say, it does not affect me at all. It actually motivates me to support him more.

And it's gonna motivate all of us to support him more. We're not going to let them get away with bullying him and, you know, the smear campaigns. It's not going to work. Okay? He has a lot of force behind him, and God is protecting him. Amen. There you go. And nailed it. Got two communities in one. Got the black people and the Christians with Nicki Minaj. Right on, Nicki. I thought that was the whole thing is just sounds good. It's fun that everyone's jumping in on it. I'm glad that she's taken aside and doesn't sound like Molly Ringwald. Speaking of music artists.

Kanye West is now apologizing. Yay! Formerly Kanye West apologized for his anti-semitic remarks and other behavior in a full page ad he bought in the Wall Street Journal. He said he quote lost touch with reality, regrets his actions and is not a Nazi or anti-Semite. Ye also apologized to the black community and said his wife encouraged him to get help after hitting rock bottom. He says he now follows a treatment plan for his bipolar disorder, including medication, therapy and clean living. And of course, the timing is always a purpose. The apology comes ahead of his new album, Bully, which is set to drop soon.

It's dropping. It's dropping. The album's dropping. First of all, album... It's dropping. Pick it up! Pick it up. Hey, what is that you dropped? Pick it up! So, I... since we're on black people... Well, I was on musicians, but... okay. And anti-Semites, but okay, you want to... I can stay with the anti-Semites, this is an anti-Semite. But I got this clear. They're going after Candace. Yeah, yeah, they are. Because she can't pronounce words and she keeps making these mistakes. She's getting like, I'm thinking, well, maybe we can substitute her stuff for Reverend Al's, which is not quite as silly because it's usually...

single words and this one here somebody put the content on this website. Oh, this is the compilation? No, it's a compilation of one word. She's trying to say compartmentalize. Now you can say compartmentalize. Yes. Compartmentalize and you can say it And after you listen to this, you will never be able to say it again because she keeps pronouncing it some crazy way. And so it becomes what you're going to hear. We want the CEO and the chairman of Turning Point USA to answer.

Okay, okay, you got if you can't compromise, then I don't see how you're going to be able to we don't like them. We don't agree with the industries they went into week. All of that can be true. But you have to be able to compromise that when you're looking at a case for long before this ever broke out between her and Justin Valdoni, that we have Compromentalize. Blake Lively is not a good person. Or Donald Trump from the hashtag Me Too movement. It is very important to compromentalize how you feel about somebody personally from how you are. Compromentalize. To compromentalize that. Compromentalize. Compromentalize. Compromentalize. Compromentalize. That's so low. I mean, I was, I was, compromentalize, okay? Now I have to say it that way. Compromentalize. It's hard to go back to

Compartmentalize. Well, I know you got this clip as well. I just had to play it because it was just so, so crazy. Speaking of Turning Point USA, this is, I know you yelled at the person who sent this clip to us, but I'm like, oh, I'm going to clip that. It's good. This is the Arizona RNC committee woman. And this has to be Liz Harris is her name. And this has to be from a couple of years ago, I'm thinking. Because she talks about TPUSA as if Charlie Kirk is still alive, so maybe a year ago.

But just so you know, almost odd baby, all of it. The other very delicate thing we have going on is all the stuff with Israel. Now, Thaler is Jewish, Breger is Jewish. Like when I say Jewish, I mean like not... They're very Jewish. Meaning, very... They have Goldstein... Super Jewish. There's so many names I can throw out that I do believe when we look at Turning Point and we look at all of this, I do see Mossad. I see

I see. Again, there's so many other things that I'm connecting dots. I'm connecting dots. I think Alex Jones is controlled by them, Charlie Kirk's controlled by them, Steve Bannon. I can't believe nobody's killed me. I really can't. That's the best. I have no idea why. Cuz God is protecting right now. There's a lot of people to do anything unless God gives it permission Man John we're lucky to be alive, you know with all the things we've exposed shape-shifting yeah, but we do it from a we do it from an

We're so objective in the middle of everything that we don't draw attention to ourselves because we're not taking political positions. No, the reason... We're just showing what a bunch of boneheads everyone is. And everyone, that includes, you know, stupid stuff Trump... By the way, I did catch a Trump clip. I think it's on here. I think the reason is because we don't do video. If you do video, that's when people clip you and you get mocked. Maybe. Yeah. We probably... Well, we're... We are OG. By the way, Trump used the term OG recently. Oh no! We're OG podcasters, which is an audio format that was developed largely by you, the originator. And it doesn't include videos. It's YouTube. It requires all kinds of... it costs more. Yes. Yes. We're trying to keep costs low.

Like running stuff on Linux. Yeah, we have to, especially with today's donations. Trying to run stuff on Linux, you know, so we don't have to pay for upgrades. Yeah, he's running stuff on this. How bad it's gotten. Linux it's supposed to be an upgrade I'm working on all right what's your what's your Trump clip this is true I'm for sure I spelled Trump Trump yeah but this is a this is a little subtlety that I caught I had to like what wait wait a minute so just play this clip and then I'll we'll talk about it most administrations always stop the clip this is from He's now, he's got a new speech, he's rolling out every city once a week. This is his Iowa speech, this is his initial version. He's going to be developing material, stand-up material, and as it goes along about, I'd say six or seven weeks into it, since it's kind of like,

you know, workshopping it, he will have some good jokes. Oh, he's doing the comedy circuit. He's doing the comedy circuit, so in about five, I think in about five weeks, about a month from now, we'll be able to clip stuff that's funny. ...than most administrations achieve in four years or eight years, and we've done a lot. I've recently introduced my plan to repair the damage of the unaffordable care act, the worst disaster, which now costs many families more than a mortgage. If you look, it's a number came out, bigger cost than a mortgage and it's bad health care. Obamacare was created to make insurance companies rich with government subsidies. I want all that money that gets paid to the insurance companies to get paid directly to the people. That's all I want.

And what, the Unaffordable Care Act? He's been saying that for weeks. Has he? Because this is the first time I noticed he slips in it as though that's the term for it. But he's been doing that for a long time. Okay, I just haven't caught it. I'm going to show my soul by donating to No Agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fabulous. Buffaloes. Buffaloes. No Agenda. Well we do have a few people to thank despite my ignoring Trump saying unaffordable care act which is funny. Yeah. We have a few people to thank. $50 and up and Adam's gonna read them off one by one and see if he can see the difference between Mississippi and Missouri. Oh okay. Sir Hugger of Kitties comes in at the top of this list. One two three dot four five and he says more cat memes brings more hugs. Hug more kitties and health karma for my aunt.

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Yeah, Liberia. Very famous place. Oh, it's like... Okay, but you understand that that comes under the state column, so this is my confusion. Yeah, that Liberia is the state, which is a country, actually. Yeah, but you could be a little nicer about it. No, I'm just saying that it's West Africa, not West Australia. The only reason I say that is because right at the top there he mentions it. You read the deducing, but you didn't see the West Africa. Okay. You're a backseat donation driver. That's what I'm a backseat driver. This is what you used to do to me. Except I read them faster than you. I just make it. Yeah, well I'm not gonna deny that. But after having two cataract surgeries... Oh, oh, I'm playing the tiny violin.

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Play a couple of end of show isos here for you. This is the continuing, are these the same thing? No. Continuing contest that John and I have. It is man against the machine. John is still using his free account on 11 labs. Let's see, you put these in a bayonet type thing because mine just killed last show. So do you want to hear mine again? Yeah, go for it. Nothing makes sense. No, I think one of these next two is a possibility. Oh, that's very beautiful. Thank you. That's our buddy Scott. One more from him. Wow! That's amazing! Come on! I got that same one! Really? Wow! Yeah, that's amazing! Play Iso Amazing. Yeah. Oh, that's... Wow! How about that? That's amazing! Well, I think that would have to be the one. No, it doesn't. Your other ones are four seconds. They're too long.

Okay, let's go. That was the first joint pick. It's a joint pick everybody and you'll hear it but first John's tip of the day. Great advice for you and me. Just a tip with JCD. And sometimes Adam. I'm kind of a family force to promote this product. My wife is, I think a lot of women are, obsessed with pressure washers. They are handy things to have. Yeah. And she said four of these types, which are, I mean, the gas ones, which are the ones that can clean the driveways, get the moss off, you know, after winter. These aren't as necessary in California as there are places like Washington.

But there is a electric pressure washer she thinks is the best thing she's ever run into. It doesn't have the high pressure of a gasoline one, but it's perfect for like wood decks and furniture, patio furniture and things outside where you don't want to blow the paint off stuff or rip up the deck, which you will do with it. These things are pretty expensive typically, aren't they? 179 bucks. Hmm. Okay, that's not expensive and it's high pressure but not too high pressure. It's 20 is it the pressure? No, it's not. It's the it's a the electric ones are not as high pressure as the gasoline ones, but the convenience of the electric you just hook a hose up to it.

You flip a switch, it's going. You flip a switch, you go take a break. You flip a switch, you have to start it and start it and pull and get the thing going and then you got to turn it off. It's a pain in the ass. Yeah, it's horrible. You have to be serious when you're using a gas one. With the electric one, it's like a flip a switch, you do it. This is the Westinghouse WPX 2300E for electric. The Westinghouse WPX 2300E and it should be mentioned that most of these things fall apart, they're poorly made. She believes this to be one that will hold up for season after season for years and years as opposed to breaking the second year you have it. Can you use it on protesters like the videos where they get hit with a water cannon? You could use it on your car, but the fire hose is better. If you have a fire hose, that's what you want.

Alright, well, but will it clean like tire stuff off of cement? Oh yeah, no it's good for all that stuff. It has a little container you put soap in it actually. Well then I think I'm in the market for one of these. I think you could get one of these and it's good for cleaning the car, it's not going to rip off the paint, it's easy to use. It's small. It's not a big monstrous thing like a regular pressure washer. They're huge. They're crazy. It's a genius device. It sounds like a winner, John. It is. It's a winner. There it is. And more winners can be found at noagendafund.com, tipoftheday.net. Creative lives for you and me. Just a tip with JCB. And sometimes Adam. Created by Dana Burnetti. Yes. All right.

Hey everybody, you know what? I gotta do a quick... I gotta do a quick karma for Nick the Rat here. Hold on a second. You've got karma. He's up next on the no agenda stream the New York City economy apparently has gotten to him there in the sewer And so his latest episode will be up next on the no agenda stream if you're listening live end of show mixes Coming to you from MVP and Gary youngling with a classic sometimes. They just never go out of style It's amazing how that works And we will return at our regularly scheduled time, which will be, gosh, Sunday.

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