1:22:21 And he had the great picture of Hillary with Bernie, you know hogtied. And we really appreciate the work that our artists do and now you can look at all the submissions and also submit yourself at noagendaartgenerator.com We had a lot of response to the newsletter which I want to compliment you on this was You it was more like a column you actually get paid real money to write this stuff for public. It was a call Yeah, no one would publish it I'm sure which is why it's a newsletter I get always good stuff published. But, you know what i'm saying? You get paid real money for doing this kind of stuff. Yeah well luckily people responded well and got a lot of compliments. They said yay! Best ever that kind of stuff and we do have uh good response including starting off with the $1,314.17 Whoa don't look over here! Oops I wanted to hit my bell whoa
1:23:23 You know, you should get a real bell. I like my bell and it sounds the same but for one thing i can do stuff like this with my bell. I can push it up against something and it may sound like that's great so jealous Ferdinand Becker in Arcadia Florida 13131417 which actually refers to 131417 I'm not sure. What is that? 13, 14, 17... I think what he did is he needed to put in enough to also get his lovely bride a dame hood so we have a double shot here Ah but it still sounds like something with meaning.
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1:33:57 Rob Scro, right. Rob Scro in San Jose California 23456 a great donation forgive me for the no agenda don't nation that I've sinned or Forgive me No Agenda Nation for I have sinned I've been over years since my last donation A thank you is an order as Steve Marchi a producer on your last show for calling me out on my douchebaggery He made me realize it was time to pony up The cash for the award-winning best podcast in universe and I'd like to put this donation towards a proper de-douching I just got a note from Tina the Keeper. Triple boobs donation 8008 times 3 is exactly 240 dot 24. Well, that's someone who's keeping track man. That's yeah, boobs on the mind.
1:34:47 Okay, okay. And what are we doing here for Scrooge? I'm still reading in addition to how you need a D douching and jobs karma from my wonderful fiancee and general karma for all the other no agenda producers out there it'd be greatly appreciated thank you very continued hard work in creating a safe space of sanity For those of us who have been hit in the mouth You've been deed do jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs Karma Bingo. Robert Bruckner in Gilbert, Arizona also 23456 ITM an additional donation on top of the monthly value for value contribution for the many insane hours you're spending watching and deconstructing the media BS in order to keep us sane recent house building karma from their previous donation worked thanks and extra karma for... I gotta cut off something. Cutting off things is annoying. You've got karma
1:35:46 Carl Haberger in Rochester, New York. $200 and three cents. Oh I'm sorry Jim Carlson in Denver Colorado 23456 another 23456 he sent in a hand note which I'll read this was a check this is my fourth contribution to the greatest podcast in the world and I making it early if this is his fourth well I don't know if he's got a knighthood coming or not Jim, send us a note whether you have a knighthood coming. This is what is more important as the current administration's are painting the button this is not the reason for this early contribution I have a knee replacement and the pain from this is too great! I see the doctor on the 25th of July and I'm hoping to have this operation as soon as possible oh he says he must have any replacement
1:36:35 Thus, I must make a contribution now as apparently the pain from the operation is bad and for two to three weeks they'll be on heavy pain medications. The recuperation would take several months in which I will probably not be aware. I owe my favorite source of current news and no agenda show financial support." In other words he figures it's gonna be not silly right but I will faithfully listen as many times as I can do your great podcast is the main source of my news. I'm thanking both you've in advance For future presentations and with a great amount of time you spend in researching information for each podcast. I know you are famous worldwide Yeah, okay yeah, yeah something funny about what it is Uh does he want to karma? He wants pain karma pain
1:37:19 You've got karma. Hey, by the way, you know we shook our rain sticks for for the sand fire It rained everywhere Austin's been raining for three days but LA nothing No from Nevada over it doesn't seem to have any effect I don't that's very odd I got tons of messages about rains it rains and was like oh it worked work But it's not working where it's supposed to work. I don't know why it's odd but we had Three days was supposed to be 100 degrees, full on sun and it rained. It was 78 degrees! These sticks are dangerous." Yeah they are. Carl Hebeger in Rochester New York $200.33. Gents the show has been better than ever these past few months Curry's breakdown of the 101.9 billion Zika bill is the kind of information you can't get anywhere else Journalism in this country is dead
1:38:15 Quick plug if you don't mind. I co-host a comedy podcast where we review other podcasts, play clips and provide analysis... Hey wait a minute! It's called the Who Are These Podcasts. I gotta listen to that sounds like the show we're trying to make A comedy show The website is whoarethese.com Finally it's my beautiful wife's birthday this Saturday this 30th Jean Santoro turns 47 years old If you can add her into the birthday segment it would be much appreciated Please play Whoop Whoopi, get out of my vagina. Followed by Obama no no no keep up the great work this is truly the best podcast in universe and he should know he looks at all podcasts well he certainly does. Get out of my vagina! Hey listen hey you're in my house hey game on ya. You thought karma
1:39:28 Tom Moser in Bloomington, Illinois. 200 bucks as we wrap this up and he did send a note in which I found during that long segment. I'm happy to support the excellent work on The Best Podcast in the universe you've been working your tail off lately but we slaves really appreciate all the extra time that you've been putting in. I saw the recent newsletter and I knew it had been too long since I donated! I should have an aside here Every time I've done a newsletter... It never works! It never works to get anybody to donate. When you really do full-on amazing content, like this last one, like a column basically a column. When I write a column? Well, I can write columns let's face it
1:40:10 So I'll do a couple more columns. Right, but usually they don't work people don't respond very well to them and this time they did. This one here was...I thought it brought out a new dimension which the show does. What we do is bring in different kinds of thinking to help explain and I think this did although apparently your friend in Stanford's wife read it and took offense to this globalism versus nationalism argument which is what we're dealing with here and I thought i supported my point very well. All I heard from her was, you suck! This was a big thing because there was this meme going around no flags at the convention and that was arguably true but Snopes, Snopes hello? Snopes they wrote 15 pages of why it was bullshit
1:40:59 Well, we know Snopes is compromised toward the Democrats. If you look up the idea that people have pointed this out to me and said what are you talking about? That Al Gore invented the internet and you put that in there to Snopes and say this is false he never said that! Right But when you read their explanation It's clear that he did say it, he just didn't use the word and... He didn't use it. He had an extra word in there or something. Yeah I said when we.. When I started the internet or something like that. Yes something like that. It was different you can look it up and figure out what was but it was bullshit. It is actually true that he made the comment.
1:41:36 I am reminded and i'm gonna probably talk about we don't have time today but there's a Washington you should all look at this. There's a Washington Post article on Trumps as you can look it up under Trump says the Washington Post which is, you know, very in the can for Hillary. Ever since Trump banned them from attending his press conferences? No they were in their bag earlier before he banned them sure They said, and it's very...it's turning into like a National Enquirer level of trolling. Yeah they said here are Donald Trumps lies annotated or something like that goes on and you can go through and they have the click on the look they haven't highlighted where he lied yeah and and you highlight these things and read what they're talking about
1:42:24 It's all the here's a way the lie goes that Hillary Clinton hasn't given a press conference for 235 days and I'm giving them all the time. You click on this is well yeah, this is true how was that ally? Yeah, it's what does it surprise you can click on every one of them in which most of our difference of opinion now Yes, difference of opinion. That's exactly what it is. That's a lie if you don't agree with me which I think is symbolic You're lying if you don't agree with me then you're a liar worse your Republican well Yeah, that's the bottom line horrible If you don't agree with me or a horrible Republican Which is so offensive to first of all put anyone in a box too? It's just bigoted doesn't matter Okay, let's continue.
1:43:15 For jingles, I would like to hear the following sound files from Game of Thrones. We don't have a game... Do we have the Game of Thrones in the morning bastard? Yes yes yes yes we do Okay then he wants that followed by Boom Shakalaka by Lil Girl Lil Girl boom shakalaka and then Karma And then he continues one cool sound bike that i wish you'd consider adding from the movie data, but for the movie Billy Madison where he says what you've seen. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. I love that sound bike and it applies to so many clips played on the show. I don't have that. I don't have that. So we just want The Game Of Thrones in? You know that and Boomshakalaka by Little Girl and then Karma. OK boom shakalaka and a karma. You got it! In the morning then
1:44:06 Busted. Boo, Chocolata! Boo, Chocolat- You've got karma And then we finish up here with Nick Melanger in Wiesbaden, $200. And I believe that's the Wiesbaden is only would be in Germany as Deutschland Yeah, I mean, I don't think of this one anywhere else. I've been punched in the mouth by the German version of The NOA Agenda called Aufwachen Podcast. The Off-Wacken podcast great They seem to be big fans of No Agenda as well, since they reference back to you guys more and more often. We are going international John! Yes it's about time. Having been a listener for approximately six months it is time to contribute to the show for the first time so he wants a douchebag call out from two Aufwacken podcast producers.
1:45:03 for both of them. Oh, sorry wouldn't want to miss thank you for the best podcast in the US yeah and we'll give him a karma that everyone else who needs a karma you've got karma now before before doing anything else we have some PR mentions uh first there is a new no agenda cd out Ramsey Cain going nuts and of course he's organizing that meetup in Vegas so noagendacd.com And I wanted to remind everybody because I checked it out because of some email chain that John and I were on The No Agenda Book Club is being maintained It is pretty up-to-date, noagendabookclub.com It's a fun site for if you're interested in some of the books or with the material That really started us on deconstructing media and understanding the official
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