30:17 I want to interrupt you. You're going to tell us, I've been catching it all over the news these millennials don't like Hillary. No toxic because she stands on the wrong side of women's rights and these are all the things that are being said and so i said well what about Donald Trump? No, of course not. He's just crazy! What about Lindsey Graham? Yes everybody she knows is all in on Lindsey Graham... I'm sorry Bernie Sanders with Lindsey Graham. Yeah. Bernie Sanders. Not Lindsey Graham. I'm sorry now another old guy being ageist but yes and i said well you know what is the appeal of Bernie Sanders is it the grandfather things no no do are you familiar with I side with say what I side with
31:11 So no, everyone I know is going to iSideWith.com and there's a questionnaire and it tells you who you side with And I took this questionnaire and did really honestly by no means am I Republican, I'm certainly not a Demotaut But I go through the questions and it's obviously slanted, I think in some way. But it may be really a good questionnaire Out comes 89% I side with Donald Trump And I know that not all the answers I was giving were by any means all trumpish It seems that this isidewith.com is being used or pushed upon millennials and they're getting Bernie Sanders out of it
32:03 Interesting. You want to try it? We have to dig into this. Do you want to try it, do you want run through real quick? Oh sure! Okay now every question also has a how important is this to you I'm just not not use the slider just leave that in the middle but think thats bull crap unless you feel really something really strongly let me know turn the slider okay here we go okay we got him here we go what is your stance on abortion pro-choice pro life or other stances other stances others dances Oh, and then I... oh! That's interesting. You get a sub-menu? I hadn't seen this. Ban after first trimester pro life but allow in cases of rape incest or danger to mother child health pro choice i don't agree with it but it's not my right for the government to ban abortions pro choice but providing birth control sex education social service should help reduce number abortions or add your own stance
32:55 All the above. Okay, well that's not possible Well... You can't have them all you have to choose one I can't choose one they're all valid then click the last one whatever my own ideas okay alright next do you support the legalization of same-sex marriage yes no other stances what if your ambivalent? you can do other stances okay i'll take other stances and just add your own stance right You're ambivalent. Should a business based on religious belief be able to deny service to a customer? Yes, no other stances Well that's another one I would also say have a singular opinion on...I would take other stances This is not gonna work! Well that's what i'm saying...okay okay! Taking the test should the government require health insurance companies provide free birth control yes no other stances
33:51 I would say no. Should the U.S remove references to God from currency, federal buildings national monuments and other aspects of government? No! Should the federal government allow the death penalty? Yeah i think it should. I would say yes as long as we can televise otherwise not so cool. Should terminally ill patients be allowed to end their lives via assisted suicide? Fine with me. Should the federal government allow states to fly the confederate flag They can fly whatever they want. But listen to this, thank you because that's the red herring should the federal government allow states to fly the confederate flag? They have no say over that! No we don't. So yes should the government increase environmental regulations to prevent global warming? Go back to that other question on the flight what did you check I said yes The federal government hasn't got a saying it why would i say yeah I'm sorry then we're saying that we...I'm sorry you're right We should say
34:51 Well, there's yes each state has the right to display whichever flag they choose. But it still is a loaded question but you can... It's still a specious argument because the federal government has no say. We'll just say yes okay? Should the government increase environmental regulations for global warming No. Should national parks continue to be preserved and protected by the federal government? That's what they are, they're national parks of course! Do you support the use of hydraulic fracking to extract oil and natural gas resources? Personally no. Okay economic issues should employers be required to pay men and women who perform the same work the same salary? Of course! Should able-bodied mentally capable adults who receive welfare be required to work
35:36 No. Should all welfare recipients be tested for drugs? No! I think yes if they're going to share. Should every person purchasing a gun be required to pass a criminal and public safety background check? That's a good one, I would say technically they shouldn't. I say yes though but you say no? I'll say no okay Do you support increased gun control No. Hey, it's not me asking the survey you get don't get all huffy and me like I'm just asking questions by my emotional reflection yes to the surveyors. I am your Megan Kelly should there be term limits set for members of Congress? Yeah. Yes health care do you support that patient protection and Affordable Care Act Obamacare no Do you support the legalization of marijuana
36:26 Of course. Should the federal government increase funding of health care for low-income individuals, i.e., Medicaid? Read that again? Should the federal government increase funding of health care for low income individuals? Is there not enough money already? Yes no other stances I'm gonna put other stances because why should they increase it they're already doing it okay Where do you side on education issues would you support increasing taxes on the rich in order to reduce interest rates for student loans This is another other stances. There should be no student loans. I agree Do you support the adoption of Common Core national education standards? No, please Foreign policy sure that we're almost there to the government decrease military spending
37:14 Yeah. Should foreign terrorism... They can't even, if they audit it and tell us what they're spending this money on as we know that the Defense Department can't be audited Again this is just what millennia... It's a waste of money! This is-this is a trick questionnaire for millennials I'm telling you It is, obviously. Should foreign terrorism suspects be given constitutional rights? Foreign terror no No that's a constitutional issue should the U.S formally declare war on ISIS What?! NO It's bogus. Should illegal immigrants be given access to government subsidized health care? Well, they're going to get healthcare one way or the other I think yeah...I was when i went to Canada and got a flu shot like X number of years back when I was getting flu shots ummm.... I use the Canadian healthcare system I think if someone comes here yeah they can use it Answer the question! I think you have to pay a fee so make it out there whatever Other stances okay
38:16 Do you support stronger measures to increase our border security? Sure. Okay, and then today's trending question the last one which party do you most identify with? Democrat, Republican. Other stances. So you can do independent... Where's the independent? Yeah! Where is the independent or progressive? When you do other stance where you do other... Or where is the libertarian? When you do other stances, you get a submenu which says Libertarian Green Constitution Independent Socialist Justice Prohibition Independence and as your own stance independence. Not independence. Alright show my results alright ladies and gentlemen we are now matching your answers to the candidates we are Bernie Sanders. Wouldn't that be funny
38:57 All right, hold on. We're matching your answers up to 70-80% done and here it comes! You side with... oh man 70 it's a tie 70 Oh man this is great 76 percent tie between Marco Rubio and Mike Huckabee with a close second tie between Carly Fiorina and Bobby Jindal What? Hillary Clinton is the bottom of your list with 37%. Yeah, yeah. Well that's good news! At least I got that part right. I already showed why I wouldn't vote for Rubio he's an idiot. Five years... You should have put that under other stances he's an idiot
39:36 And Jindal is just a kind of a milquetoast guy. I don't go for him. Huckabee's religious, he's a Baptist minister! I'd never vote for him. We don't want some religious guy in the White House like that. He's funnier though and very polished. So Donald Trump is low on your list. Bernie Sanders is even below Trump. Okay? Yeah. Anyway so this what the millennials are using as their guide Well, there's a lot of questions in there that are trick obviously and they're trap questions. And if people really thought about these questions most people I think would answer almost identical to what i just did. Yeah it's the way I said probably well Rubio has got a fighting chance then. There you go. Here is the problem with Rubio he looks like he's 18