Red Bag of Poop

00:00 So much more than a podcast. I like it. Adam Curry, John C. DeVore. It's Thursday February 14th 2013 time to get my nation media assassination episode 487 This is no agenda. It's Valentine's Day and all I got was a rubbing from the TSA on my way back to the capital of the drone star state in Austin Tejas in the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where we're wondering if that rubbing ended up with a happy ending. I'm John C. DeVore. Yeah, so for those of you not listening to this live which is most of you We are several hours late on our February 14th Thursday show I was supposed to return from Los Angeles last night. I hadn't discussed this with anyone I don't like to tell anyone when I'm flying these days anymore. I Find it to be safer It just makes me feel better and

01:07 Delta flight, you know so I can't kill them. My daughter was in Los Angeles for she's there for a week She's packing up her stuff because she's moving to the Netherlands for an unforeseen amount of time And so I wanted to see here before she flew back and so yeah, actually The mevo people wanted to see me too So kind of combine that ie guess who paid for the trip? And, uh... Good idea. So how's the studio? It must be finished by now. Supposed to be done in November Yeah right yeah no that's almost not done But they would of course love me work for them again I'm like well let me see how donations go I'll mull it over

01:49 And, um... but you know so this is Los Angeles and I had forgotten how much i hate that place. It's pretty douchey! Oh my god but the traffic John, the traffic! The traffic is a nightmare So we wound up missing our flight last night What were you thinking? No no this is the...so when you know we have a guy who drives us he was late and then the traffic was the worst I've ever seen We show up, it's like you know yeah well you could go but your bag can't because your less than 45 minutes till check-in and just like well then we can... Can we just carry it on? No the TSA won't allow that. I'm like let's put another flight in! No the TSA wont' allow that. Why wont the TSA allow it?! You have carry on privilege! It was too big

02:35 It was too big. Oh, yeah, I won't say anything. I won't say anything. I won't say anything then go ahead and say it I can't I refuse to have my My toiletry in a baggie and take it out for some a-hole to look at And there's two of us you know we had no Mickey has like dinner with my daughter want to dress nice You know so this is not just an overnight bag thing and by the way that pisses me off it should just be normal travel where you can take a freaking bag All of a sudden we have this whole thing where everyone has to travel with these huge backpacks and stuff them in the overhead. I don't want to be doing that, I just want to have my little laptop bag and headphones and go through... opt out and just have a nice little valet service." So this is really annoying so he winds up staying at the Marriott airport

03:26 With a room that had been for breeze to death and of course, you know I'm really happy. I brought my laptop because I almost considered not bringing him like now You know, I'll have every done anything my phone. I want you do clips well luckily So then I get to sit on the iBond iBond who came for that name for an internet company in hotels? But poop bond would be better it's you and then you pay the extra $16 or whatever You'd have super speed if you paid the upgrade, and it's the same crap. So I'm struggling... Hey another dummy over here just put it in the pot for that phony speed up! What an idiot! What was his name? We gotta put him on a list Yeah well mailing list And then yeah like uh... Then I'm working until midnight and we have to get up at 4 to make the flight

04:19 And it's just the end and at this point I'm so, so...I'm just so done with everything. We're at security and I'm like screw it! I'm going to the slave scanner. I can't- I'm gonna kill somebody if..if I don't think I can deal with it. And then Mickey is like okay you know calm down, calm down. Which of the slave scanners did you go through? Was that a RAPA scan? Well hold on So we're at the uh, you know we are putting our stuff onto the table to go through the x-ray And then Mickey's ahead of me, she says I'm opting out. Oh man she is so awesome! She forced...she is forcing my hand like well dude we're opting out we're going now but now I got the lecture guy. Oh not the lecture guy? Not the lecture guy?! The lecture guy is the one that hey you know these are not the x-ray machines like yeah right remember those were so safe and this is an ex marine right

05:15 And he's like, well you know I just want you to know that these are backscatter blah blah blah. I said yeah... They're not backscatter if it was a millimeter wave! Whatever he said. It's the principle and then he looks at me like principal? What? I don't understand what principal are you talking about? Us keeping you safe?! Is that what he said really?? I fought for this country for 24 years keeping you safe. Okay, I've got the crazy ex-marine." I'm like yeah well so did my entire family dude said everyone's on your side and I really appreciate what you done but as long as I can opt out it is my right to that's your right! He said but really? Really? You know do you talk about... And i'm just like okay I'm just gonna stop now because I know this is not going to end well

06:01 Just not gonna end well. So he really had to be pulled aside and questioned yeah, so so you got a side and the good questioned you will be questioned so we got a nice little rub down everything oh So sorry everybody was the marina rubbed you down Yeah, you wrote me down really as he did it did you say I hope you're getting off on this dude? Yeah exactly how did you know that's exactly what I said Little to the left please that's all I need So there's my wife everybody. She's awesome that when I was at my weakest moment, they had almost broken me They'd almost turned me into a slave she's like no No, I'm not gonna let you do it and she just said screw it next thing You know they'll steal your bicycle and this yeah And this is like 5 in the morning now who needs any of this crap? and then I'm like racing home and then my Twitter is hacked and

06:55 Now this is bad because what has happened... Did this happen on the last show? No, but what happened was Twitter got hacked and then they sent me an email. I had to reset my password and everything Yeah you did that But this is coming through one of the authorized apps So I had to go in and turn off everything And the weirdest things are authorized by the way which of course I never gave any authorization too And you know and so my account is sending out stuff like, you know lose body fat in two weeks guaranteed. Yeah that's the classics yeah. You know what the worst is? Like people will then they will tweet me and saying unfollowing at Adam Curry because his account got hacked

07:45 What? Why? Because my account is spamming me. What a douchebag, if you've ever said something like that! And then I'm blocking the douche bag. You're unfollowing him because he's a douche bag and it would be different but you're not following his account... God heck that's sympathetic But people think that I am stupid now That for some reason I let my password roam around So we talked about this on the Twitch show Did you hear it? On the Twitch show. No, I didn't listen to that because i knew that you were only...I was only mad because you weren't supposed to be on that show and they were going to talk about other things but you went on the show just so you could win the bet! That's bull crap. I had nothing to do with what you're asserting but let me tell you what they said about the hacks is Leo got hacked

08:29 Uh-huh. And I guess one of the other guys there got hacked and they traced it to, or they believe it happened to early accounts and I said well that can't be true! Yeah. I was on Twitter right off... Mmhmm It turns out I wasn't and uh..I didn't know I was on Twitter long before Curry. Yeah? So then I guess they're some database that Leo looked up but now it was wrong in all counts You're on Twitter way before me. Yeah around the time that Leo was on and all the other guys who got hacked I got in just after they hack line took place like it's not a good act yeah The only thing is is that when you got on Twitter? You became a whore, and he would just whoring on that twitch show every single week And that's why you have like 100 thousand followers, and I only have 30 thousand yeah, yeah well That's annoying. It's annoying

09:16 I was annoyed by the fact that the success rate. If i was a great whore, I would have got that thing that took place with people like Veronica And you're verified too are you verified? Oh yeah See im not even verified I don't even exist You know what's even worse so then I get all these tweets Hey man Kevin Smith talked about you on this smodcast Yeah and I listen to that And I listened to that and he didn't even know who I am He making fun of me yeah you know making fun of my name doesn't I mean if he is rifted on your name and which it was not that funny by the way. Mary Curry, Mary Curry, Larry Curly and Moe every kind of joke you come up with whereas he would have no career for wasn't for me should get down on your knees and suck me Kevin Smith

10:04 You think there'll be enough controversy so he'll say something we can get some of the audience? He won't say shit. He won't even say anything to him. I want some... Curry will blast you on his show. Who? Curry, that's the guy we talked about the uh... Whatever yeah screw him they'll be like whoever wasn't he like a VJ? Eww! Cooties Exactly Well there was a lot of stuff that happened at least i have more than one shirt And I believed that you went to LA to get into the milieu of it all. So what did you discover?

10:41 We're talking about Dorner here by the way. Yes, so we arrived at the airport on Tuesday and... Did you wear a shirt that says I am not Dorner? Do not shoot me! I wore my don't... Because apparently they were just shooting anyone they felt like. Yeah oh yeah An old lady they shot thinking it was Dorner. Don't you love it?! No I was very happy when because we walk out of the terminal and waiting for our guy to pick us up who pretty much is fired now for getting as late And I'm like, wow. It is so quiet! How can this be? And we're like... and Mickey's like, well it's Tuesday you know the none I've never seen LAX as quiet and then where's the guy? And Mickey's calling him and he's like oh well they wouldn't let me into the airport We had to wait because they've got

11:29 They've got Dorner in the cabin and they were afraid that people might start rioting at the airport. I'm like, oh this is gonna be great! I'm like turn on the radio i've gotta hear this bogative story because I was all ready to talk about today... Wait a minute hold on stop they thought what? Yeah I'm not kidding What is wrong with these people? No but this..this what they want there's-I am now convinced that this guy didn't even exist This guy this guy wasn't even real. You know, where are all the family members? Where's ever wears it wears all the people we should be seeing where's interviews with his girl? Where is the interview exactly? Well so speaking of that I have nothing but actors in this whole thing and I was actually I was in the car I'm saying to me can said

12:23 Oh my God, you know actually in the plane before we got in the car I said they need to change this script pretty soon We need some hostages or something This has got to change because it's not scary enough and people are starting to like the guy And this is this is not what? What the whole point is have everyone intimidated and afraid and yeah, we had there was a Lowe's They had to evacuate the lows because someone thought they spotted him. I mean That's the fear that they want to instill. And now, this thing is so full of holes! Okay give me your theory because I... Well let me give you my little quick theory because then you can... Because you've been down there digging around My thing was that..I believe this could have been an entirely scripted operation designed perhaps to initiate drone use in the US or whatever. Drone use? Nah. And it turned south

13:16 They aborted the script by burning down some old lady's house who was, by the way in contact with the media. This old woman that owned that place... Alright I got clips let me take over from here okay because i've got this thing covered so first of all this thing is one big bogey to fly The LAPD are so bad they can't..I mean know what? I mean they had the guy looking like Tom Selleck and everything but they don't know how to act there so dumb So here's just one of many many holes So the cab, I don't have to go through the whole story most people know what happened here. The guys hold up in the cabin they burn it down. The massive manhunt for suspected cop killer Christopher Dorner might be over tonight but then again it might not San Bernardino investigators have called off the search and reopened local roads but so far medical examiner has not yet made a positive identification of the charred human remains found on this burned out cabin

14:12 in Big Bear Lake, California. The LA Times reports agents found Christopher Dorner's driver's license and wallet among the ashes... Okay so first of all I'd like to say that i'm going to start a new clothing line that is made of Saudi Arabian passports and California drivers licenses because these things can withstand anything they can withstand burning jet fuel they can withstand burning buildings unit all you have to do is discover yourself in driver's licenses and saudi arabian passports and you're good to go spit but more particular because this patent his license keeps getting found let's go back three days ago it does have some interesting uh... developments in it

14:54 In it, a marshals inspector says Dorner might be south of the border because earlier he tried to escape by stealing a boat to go to Mexico. That attempt failed when a rope got caught in the propeller and also because Dorner's wallet and ID were found near the border. They keep finding his wallet! This is amazing! It's the LA Times that keeps reporting this so now we have are professionals that we need to bring in. So first, we get now this guy was fantastic so they have him hold up in the cabin they bring this guy out you gotta see the video he's I mean he's got the wraparound black shades like a huge guy with a sweatshirt it's like he's a cop

15:41 He's clearly a cop and you know when you listen to him that he is giving evidence here. You know, he is talking to Anderson Cooper who loves getting the so-called real witnesses to the scene and this guy is an agent! Now with the man who lost his truck to Christopher Dorner but is alive to tell us story I spoke with Rick Heltebraeck short time ago Taken through it happen you were coming up a side road on the highway, and he saw some law enforcement in the area What happened I thought something moving in the trees and I could see that. It was somebody with a gun Okay, right Right hmm That's interesting observation been a lot of people up around here with guns searching buildings And things like that so I'm not unused to seeing them But this was our hot area got to be and by time at the problem

16:25 a process and that i realize it was by the time that process ended this is how people talk up there for daughter and i thought of vehicle crashed in the snow behind s a vehicle this is exactly how people talk uh... yes a vehicle you need a car cars are we talking about or are you an agent again and he came out to the window of my truck uh... driver window with a gun pointed at me and said i don't want to hurt you just get out start walking and take your dog how did he look at all He looked calm, kind of more like well-trained. You know businesslike almost I mean can you... this is a professional trying to act like someone else and then as this clip goes on which i'm not going to play he's like oh I called up my buddy who happens to be a trooper so the guy is obviously in on the game but then they have and this is my favorite all of a sudden there's a press conference

17:23 this morning. And you know, you would expect if this was your cabin and a guy... You know there's a big huge shootout and we have audio of the cops saying burn it burn it and there's all kinds of... They're trying to backpedal but we've got the scanner audio And by the way, when you are breaking all the windows that's not to keep the tear gas in. That is to create a draft so you can actually burn it and then you throw hot tear gas in there. This was all intentional, but then something went wrong and I think I know what it is... And these witnesses come out without any... No one is accompanying them. Shouldn't they be being debriefed? Shouldn't they be downtown somewhere at the station? They're just up there talking to the press! Here are two idiots by the way

18:18 with a script, holding script in their hand. We would like to make a statement regarding the incident that... They are introducing themselves John does this sound the way witnesses to something are introduced? No witnesses to something like this especially in this case it wasn't a kidnapping was a hostage situation would definitely be downtown talking to the police for Probably a couple of days before they're allowed to talk to the public So why were they allowed to talk to the public because they got us said something straight heard here yesterday afternoon First of all, I'd like to introduce ourselves This is my husband Jim Reynolds now remember these people are supposedly they were tied up by him. They were held hostage at gunpoint and Somehow escaped before they you know burned down their their house listen to how she's speaking or this was not the place that was burned down Listen to the hmm listen to what she's saying and I am Karen Reynolds and

19:16 Um, sorry. She's looking at the script she says she has two pieces of paper in her hand We are the owners of Mountain Vista Resort The first thing that we would like to clarify is that we were the victims That were in with him yesterday and our housekeepers were not involved at all He never saw them They never saw him Now this is very interesting. This is where I'm like, and I saw this on the plane...this is where I do it. I'm doing this prep. I'm like wait a minute! The first thing out of their mouths the reason we're here is to let you know we're the owners and our housekeepers had nothing to do with this they didn't see anything even though the same LA Times is reporting that a friend of these two women mother and daughter

20:11 housekeepers had called into KLA TV to report exactly what these two are now denying. And why are they denying that? Who gives a crap about them? The unit that he was in, was the unit we have been using for over three years as a long term rental and it has been unoccupied since January 29th. And since that period of time, we have been trying to refurbish it. Now remember this is the woman who was tied up at gunpoint and now she's talking about refurbishing the cabin... ...and clean it up... Yeah, cleaning it... Working on and off and on between the busy winter season. So the last day that we were actually in there working was February 6th. She's going along with all these details to set the stage

21:15 And then here comes the real story. By the way, it says here family member Jay Hilton told KABC-TV the pair, the mother daughter housekeepers who were actually held at gunpoint that they were unharmed and they broke free and the daughter was actually the one who called 911 This is all on tape so their lying! He came in like with a cord and tied it around our head. And then tied the cord through the mouth, around the back of her neck. And he put pillowcases over our heads.

22:07 What's your motivation? Get the record set a little straight. There are women and a lot of misinformation out there Yeah, a lot of misconception We have people You know we have guests who think our place has burned down because The cabin that he has died in well...we think it is him but It had you know has burned down All the things about it being our housekeepers, they were here and working but they were not involved at all with him. I'm thinking either we're going to have two housekeepers who are missing or maybe there's two charred bodies

22:54 In this building because there's something straight out a couple things one their place was not burned down No, one of their they're the owners of the road. They're not the owner of the place that was burned down Some words down the road today is the owner of that place was on CNN She's an old woman and that's her places she goes to in this So there's now three people The old woman was just identifying the place that got burned down. These two people are trying to get the million dollars and so they're trying to push these other guys out of this picture with this bull crap. No, no, hold on a second not true and I'll tell you why

23:31 This whole thing is made up because the million dollars was not wanted dead or alive. The million dollar specifically is what leads to the arrest of... They still don't know that he's dead, whatever the case is I'm you get this part straight this is not the place that was burnt down! No they are the owners that they say there's owners... No they never said that after they just said yes they did John they said it the beginning. They said that in this clip they just said that no what they said you'd misunderstood what they said I heard what they said, they're talking about their own place not being burned down they never said they owned the other place yes they did! They said they are the owners of the resort there are the owners of the resort of all these cabins that they own which is where he was originally and then he scooted out of there and then he ran into these guys I guess a sheriff or whatever we were talking about

24:24 Now, we're talking about the same old lady. This is the same old lady! This is the same old- We're talking about the same lady No this woman was supposed to be 86 She reminded me of you actually so she can't be 86 She's not 86. This is the woman married to this guy, unless you can document it because coverage was terrible let's face reality and when they burnt the place down first thing they did was they got all of the helicopters to get out of the way so nobody could take a movie of anything going on down there but here it gets better CNN immediately has to start

25:02 Calling everybody an idiot conspiracy theorist, so they're gonna cover all the bases This is this is my favorite part screw whoever did it screw this guy whether he was alive or not We all know that went horribly wrong And I think actually that this this guy was invented they had to hit somebody else They took one of these people who was corpse and throw it in there? And then they put a here's what I think they did if you were going to do it if I was writing this I put a corpse down in the basement, dead. Take that wallet you found by the border and throw it in there and then put one or two bullets just let them sit on top of the table because they're going to go off when the place catches on fire and heats up. They heard a bullet, gunshot. Has anybody reported him holding a gun? The body having a gun in its hand?

25:51 yes and then burned with him but his wallet is still there this was so amazing about the california dmv is you know they've got material that no one in the world has to your cnn uh... did debunk everything i love us news helicopters to back off dot and as the cabin went up in flames social media also lit up with users like this one crying conspiracy so u.s authorities have apparently bird someone to death in a cabin and let it burn through the basement so nobody is left another user referring to reports that doors idea was found come on people how in the world as doorner body burned beyond recognition but they thought his license he just so happened to be carrying another pervasive theory i think door probably killed someone

26:39 and left their body in that fire. That's my favorite. While he escaped, others blasted the police. We're gonna go forward with a plan with the burner. Blaming them for the cabin fire LAPD was prosecutor, judge jury and executioner yesterday. They burned him alive apparently burning people alive is now considered appropriate behavior for the police. So this is just showing tweets over and over again. This is nuts how can they think like that? This is completely crazy you can get any number of cadavers from the The coroner Chuck one in there then burn anyone alive and if the guy was in there alive he'd be screaming his head off What am I doing here? Just but just all of this stuff is so I mean that you have the wallet that keeps getting found That's me. Well enough problem for me That's that's a that's just you can't do that over and over again, and then they keep them You know then it's found in the ashes I think

27:36 that they either intended to kill a number of LAPD officers. People got killed and this guy was getting blamed for it or this persona or this character. Right, we still don't know anything... We already know from our last show yes? And I was in the process of actually deconstructing the manifesto to prove that it was written by a committee Well, we know it was written by the version that I saw was written by more than one person. That's a version that keeps cropping up Yeah yeah and that one section is not written by the same person And i believe that the whole thing is probably...I think they did a number of rewrites They wrote it and then this really sounded pretty good They're trying to you know get rid of some people I guess in their department Yes! This what I'm saying! This is defaming them They were trying to get rid of some actual dudes and they killed some people and I think there was still a person they had to kill but but then he got out of hand

28:29 It got out of hand. They lost control of the script, they lost control of all kinds... it just that got completely out of control and they ended it whether they actually ended with a dead body or not we'll never know We'll just never know other than we found this wallet I mean that's so funny! That's like..that's just...I can't believe that they keep pulling that one and everyone goes okay oh they found this wallet gotta be true Yeah, yeah. The wallet! Wow... They found this wallet again? This reminds me of the George Clooney movie, what the hell's the name of it where he plays The Fixer and they try to kill him so they blow up but he got out of the car just before it blows up

29:11 and so then he takes his wallet, and he takes his watch, and throws it in the burning mess. And the body's never found but there is a wallet... The wallet apparently was found along with the watch! Wow So anyway I think we've kind of deconstructed whatever we can here. For me the wallet thing is like, okay that's enough, i'm done with it when LA Times is reporting they found the wallet twice three days apart you know then then you know this is full of crap but then I come home And I'm going to turn to the, it's still for the past hour and a half. The news, the only news has been about this. And then there is the sewage problem. There are fewer than two dozen working public toilets according to Carnival

29:59 Passengers say a foul odor has seeped into every corner, sickening some as desperate people take drastic measures. Donna Gutzman describes it from her cabin. The worst part is the bathroom because there's no water and you can't really flush so... Everyone's going in little plastic baggies and putting it outside their room. This is the fourth day without power. Tugboats towed the stricken ship towards Mobile Carnival called the conditions challenging, and for the first time since Sunday's fire carnivals president came out and apologized so on over this side hold on a second I'm pulling up my phone right now and on February 12th I get a text message, three of our friends are on this ship.

30:44 And so John, I get a text message from him February 11th. I'm sorry FYI our ship caught fire stranded at sea adrift Seaman Adrift by the way these three guys are gay it's very funny home by Thursday love you mean it send helicopter and then I'm like what are you gonna be rescued by strong Marines and he says Coast Guard is on the way better be fucking some hotties It's super funny slash tragic They are now going to tow us to Mexico and then I lose contact with them. Oh, no Actually, I say hey when do I get to say? I told you so that was the last message I sent I'm such a friend because I told him this whole cruise was a bad idea And so yeah, so they're out of what else there? Yeah, I'm total douche So I'm out of contact and then as we land

31:31 He says, hey I just got service this is crazy by the way it's not as bad as they're saying. It truly does suck so my answer to that is did you have to poop in a bag? Because I'd seen this clip and he says... And I said oh I need to know please I need to debunk this! He says yes we had to poop in the bag but there were some toilets working and I'm like tell me about the bags. He says it's actually interesting that the ship carries special red poop bags specifically for this type of emergency. Did you know that? No, I do now. So but yeah it's not like that they would you know because you get the visual from this woman like we had to poop in baggies like you're like is like a sandwich bag or something but these apparently are specially made red poop bags like in the glad bag and yellow seal and as long as it turns green you know it's sealed then you know it's fresh you know the freshness is on the inside

32:31 Anyway, so he's like this really isn't as bad as they were saying it was on the news. And these are kind of... These guys can be drama queens if they want to be. So if they're saying that it wasn't all that bad then it wasn't all that bad. It certainly isn't worth how many hours of bullcrap time is CNN just spending on this? I'm sorry? Abort it! Abort, abort, abort. Of course, abort anything about the executive order that the press promised not to release for five hours until after the State of Union. And i mean and i'm not talking about mainstream media, im talking about your favorite websites people this cyber uh... the cybersecurity executive order which i have read, i've had the total deconstruction for you

33:20 was held back by your favorite alternative media websites who were given the executive order in writing under embargo. They were not allowed to publish it until after the State of the Union so it would be snowed under. Shame on all of them! I'm looking at you, Verge The verge. The verge of being honest? That badge, yeah it's horrible Well you know before we go to that which I think will lead into my some clips from the speech Maybe we can do that first because i didn't see the speech Well I wanted to do a little interruption because there is one topic that we promised were going to talk about as we close this show I just got only the one thing just to give people one taste

34:04 I only have one clip, one taste. It was the Grammys. Oh watch the Grammy's! No you gotta watch the Grammy's! So the Grammy's totally blowed. It sucked. And they were so afraid of their audience not ever wanting to watch the show again that just I have the clip of the opening at this show and ridiculous number people that they had performing in how they announced them all. And now, the biggest musical stars in the world come together on one stage for one night The Grammy Awards hosted by LL Cool J. This... I choked

34:49 LO Cool J, the safest black man in the freaking universe and the most boring host of I love how they put Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris, the two out gay people next to each other with inflection in the voice even. Like, And for you gays we've got Patrick Harris and we've got Ellen Degeneres yes were you gays and lesbians? Gays!

35:39 Jack White, Carly Rae, Neo, Hunter Hayes Prince, Carrie Underwood Ryan Seacrest Pitbull Keith Urban Holly Perrette Elton John and Ed Sheeran The Black Keys with Dr. John and the Preservation Hall Jazz Band An amazing tribute featuring Rihanna Bruno Mars Sting and Ziggy and Damian Marley Plus a touching tribute to leave on helm with Mumford & Sons Zach Brown and Brittany Howard And... On Jaina Chanel Morgan McMichaels, Tammy Brown Nina Flowers, Pandora Boxx Jujubee and Braven There was Jimmy Tommy and me And there was Anthony Stabile Frankie Carbone What is this? What are you doing to me? Endless You know...and the sad thing is

36:32 28 and a half million people watched this drivel. A record for the Grammys, a record! And Ken Ehrlich needs to be taken out back and shot He did he or like you've been doing the show too long. You're it's boring It's boring its overproduced is just it's crap unwatchable Unwatchable really the direction was correct The only thing Justin Timberlake I kind of liked but then you put him on a stage you can't see what he's doing you can't see and it's just shit and And it's just yeah, it's like uh Anyway, but that's the sad things there's so many people watching

37:17 So many people watching it my God people you're You're the one that said it was gonna be good. No I said look watch out for the Satanic crap which was right at the beginning with Taylor to Taylor Swift right off the bat yeah, that's creepy Yes Well there well And then they keep cutting to her singing and freaking out and singing along with everybody way she is She seems lip-sync that whole thing Yeah, she needs to be rolled in the mud She's not even good at it Anyway, I found it. By the way now the big news is she's got false breasts now! What? Yeah How do you know this? Breaking news this morning!

37:55 Yeah, she's now- she got loaded up. What?! So she not only you know... I need to Google this! ...she sold out to the devil but also now she has a big breast about in one of her songs Wait a minute Taylor Swift implants are too big This is not true I can't love you enough with them There is rumors John You're just rumoring Did she show off a breast implant scar? Not only that she had bad breast implants Anyway So yeah, so onward because there is some actual stuff to discuss here. You want me to do some Obama clips? No before we do that let us thank... Do you have producers? Do we have someone to thank please say yes because I'll be very upset if i went through all of this work. Nobody! What?! Let's show numbers this 487. On spreadsheet that was my personal finances

38:53 So, um... Oh okay so only because it's Valentine's Day did we eek by. Alright I get it. Yes we had a bunch of valentine's well wishers which I'll relate to as we go and it turns out that we have a bunch of 214s but we don't have anything else essentially yeah so we get to pick the executive producer which is always going to this will always be a fallback Stephen Baron von Pelsmacher came in with $214 and he will be the executive producer and everyone else will be an associate. And he wants to wish a happy Valentine's Day for the future baroness of Belgium and France, all the best to us both as well as those who donated for this particular show for 8-7. David Foley wishes... Oh Jesus Christ no! No! What? You can't hear me?! My computer is frozen

39:52 Oh, but I can still hear you. Yeah yeah but this is the bit my mouse is frozen oh shit yeah but that means no jingles know nothing hold on this is crap okay you have to reboot we'll just keep it can you cut this out? I can't even hold on a second You can't reboot. Can you cut this out what are you producing me be quiet you hold on a second ah Jesus slap it that's what I was doing the whole time I was slapping it all that noise let me try Come on baby. Yeah, well it's just... Okay okay. Did it work? Did the mouse work? Okay I'm there. I did it! You did it without rebooting?! Don't tell it. It's gonna find out anyway. Alright alright onward another Valentine's Day call-out from David Foley. But don't we have to do the other call outs here he wants the LGY Karma and did he not ask for that doing that have to give the karma to Stephen Baron Steven von Postmacher. Oh I didn't see the LGY Karma please.

40:57 You've got karma. Yeah! You could have edited it out. You get to look, you get to approve these things. Excuse me? You thought...you said this will be great there'll be millions of people wanting this! Los Gatos California David Foley who gets mentioned more than anybody else on the show apparently and he wants to say well your supposed to re-reading this your right Lisa Foley is the best damn wife in the universe And you can cut uh yeah well you should do the Baron one too Uh no but this is only if its giving it other people

41:40 He's giving it to the Baroness of Belgium. To the future Baroness of Belgium and France, and all the best to you both... Oh that's us! And all the ones who donated for this show. Yeah alright. Not as expected. Michael Reardon in San Diego California Yeah. That's your cue! But he has no note! Oh, the note? Oh yeah... The note is to the love of my life Monica How come I don't have that here on my spreadsheet? Because it came in at $7 million To the love of my life Monica Say it again To the love of my life Monica It was not quite Luther Vandross Well hold on, I'll try it on the next one You had a better voice when you were a school I'll try it- oh thanks That's not a nice thing to say

42:26 Okay, Sarah Weaver from Boca Raton Florida Tyler you are the love of my life and my best friend These past nine years have been more than amazing. And I don't know what I would do without you. I will always love you Sarah that was better wasn't it? Yeah, that was actually quite good You can take the rest of these metal dog machines ie sir Kelly Says sir Kelly wishes happy Valentine's Day to my wife Dame Andrea and also Happy 17th birthday to my son, sir Dallas all three of us have been listening for 485 episodes give or take Mark Zucari from Fairport New York also $214 says

43:16 Adam save money on glasses use the control plus to increase your font size I'd like a milf and some karma for my wife on this Valentine's Day show, please Then we have sir Thomas of the apocalypse from Fresno California And he says, greetings from Sir Thomas of the Apocalypse. In the morning Biff and Jean-Claude von der Burrach I'd like to give a Valentine's Day call out to my smoking hot fiancé Dame Chantelle Also, I was wondering if it might be possible to ship out her night rings before our wedding on March 9th Since i'm trying to convince her that night ring would make a perfect wedding band

44:04 I've got the sizing info to GCD in January right after the last batch went out. He told me the next batch wouldn't ship for another 230 days, perhaps you can make an exception for a nighty need? Dame Chantel is dragging me to a Bikram yoga class Thursday morning. So unfortunately, I won't be able to listen live but please give me some Jesus Christ why did I agree to do anything you asked on Valentine's Day karma and then a mac and cheese karma for all the hungry knights dames and barons out there who make the best podcast in the universe You've got Karma

44:41 New slaves can get used to mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Macaroni and cheese cheddar melted together. Mac and Cheese! Mac and Cheese! Mac and Cheese! And that is all our Valentine's Day donations. Yeah we're gonna use a guest announcer more often I'm stunned that you can't get voiceover work Yeah, okay. So we have two more but they're not Valentine's so you get to do them. Yeah David Zinn in Chicago 2-0-1 14 which is kind of like in there Hyle Andreas and justice I'm making this my first donation recognition of the real value I get from the program also I wanted to use this as an opportunity to recognize a tremendous value and appreciation I have for my wonderful wonderful girlfriend of two years Deshawn Gilbert who I do declare as a MILF as well as

45:35 Since we started commuting together, oh yeah? We have shared in the NOA-GENDA experience which is highly or greatly entertaining for the both of us. She thinks John is hilarious! A wise woman especially when she says what are you talking about when he says what are you talking about which should almost be his own clip as should a slave that commutes." Yeah, you should get your own show maybe why don't you do that this will be great. That's all I do it just one liners It's not much of a show. If it is not too out of the ordinary, I'd also like to get you help me ask Sean to marry me." Oh! Hey Sean will you marry him? Yeah would you do that already?! "...get down to business making our own human resource...I was going to spend money towards the ring for this purpose however I feel that better choice can be made if I involve Sean in the process and as we are together so often a secret shopping trip is nearly impossible..."

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49:18 So I guess we can have our business cards made up now, John. So that's uh... so we can get down to business and maybe help the LAPD out. I think you're going to have to do this! I've been watching some stuff Wait wait wait before you do that because your launching into something already Well I might No you cant no you cant because i have to do some mind control Devorak dot org slash N A And I have to remind everybody he can always help us by going out and propagating the formula Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Order! Say! And I'd like to say in the morning to you John C. Dvorak

50:11 Well, in the morning to you Adam Curry and in the morning all ships at sea. Boots on the ground feet in the air subs in the water and everything in between including the dames and knights out there And of course our human resources in the chat room NoahJenAtStream.com NoahJenAtChat.net and thank you to Mr Oil Sir Gitmo Slave sir 19 Inches everybody who's helping out on the back end keeping all of our stuff running It's highly appreciated alright so you were going to tell us something extremely important I was gonna say that Russia today still needs our help. Oh, geez are they still screwing up? Well they've got a couple of attractive women that they're throwing on a lot of shows but unfortunately their grim and there not Russian

50:53 I don't know about that. There's one new woman who is, you know they got that one that...I think she came from Oakland the tall brunette She's not Russian? No she's not Russian but there's another one there that looks as fresh as a daisy American and i'm convinced she's KGB But you need to be... I know you want the hot Russians Yes! Hello how hard do..it's not that hard The ones that are gorgeous and then hit like 29 and boom gone And they can't read the girl from oakland you're talking about has a show called breaking the set or whatever yeah she's also does anchoring oh she also can't walk they make her walk in high heels, you know right she is obviously some Oakland chick and i'll use that term in a thought of sense. Yeah she used to like sandals or whatever and they totally used to Birkenstocks and they strapped these high heels on her

51:49 And she's like trying to strut and it's not working people. It's idiotic that they put... Yeah, I know it's sad actually but there are women that can go with their whole lives without walking around in high heels and she's already tall! And I would like to remind people that we are only discussing this purely as television professionals We know what works This is the kind of meeting you would have if you were running a studio Only we're kinda softening the blow We're kind We're not like those guys. That's what they talk about in behind closed doors, and everyone that works in the broadcasting industry knows this is going on. They lie into you constantly and then they screw ya and fire ya for no good reason because somebody else came along. And you got no recourse... You're done! It's a terrible business I hate it

52:38 But we could do it. We can be we could easily become one of those guys and well, we'd do it I mean this is what they did. I'm in media like I'm actually I found myself giving advice free Oh, I'm like what am I doing? Doing don't give free advice. This is stupid Sydney III can't do this. I can't do this Well you should come back and work for so well You know will see yeah, I We'll see how Sunday goes, let's put it that way. People I'm moving here we got expenses we got a show cost a lot to do this work all the time all the time. Yeah we do all kinds of interesting things that nobody else does and i want to remind people like we have...I was going over some old clips

53:27 looking for something specific and I ran into this classic and then i had to date it because they didn't realize how old this was. This clip is from 2009, nobody ever calls these people out on the crap that they promote to the public! This is the Feinstein Yeah, I got it. attack on the US homeland in the next three to six months high or low director Blair an attempted attack. The priority is certain I would say. Sir! I would agree with that Mr. Muller? Agree General Burgess? Yes ma'am, agree. Mr. Dinger? Yes That's right and it's probably gonna be some long-haired fag coming through and we got a tail oh he's gonna opt out just gonna try and sneak it through with his medical devices implanted

54:29 It's gonna be one of them. Six months, this was done I think in October of 2009 maybe earlier and it was like what's going to happen in the next six months we're gonna be attacked in the next six months 2013! Yep where...it's happening yeah That's right. That's right, baby So as far as I'm concerned these are this is gold all right now and people did you know they're oh well whatever? I forgot all about that was that long ago They did that and they were over everybody was wrong But this the head of the Central Intelligence Agency The head of the military the head of whatever that services that supposedly be ahead of all those intelligence groups CIA there are

55:07 dead wrong in a congressional hearing and you're telling me this is acceptable? Well, this is kind of what I was trying to tell the TSA agent when he was like these aren't the x-ray machines. And I'm like yeah but remember they told us those were okay? Why should I believe it now that this is all safe? This is not going to shred my DNA! By the way looks like yours has kind of shredded dude I didn't say that. Thought of, thought of... I think a big game. And you still have babies! Okay so the State Of The Union um i did not watch

55:47 And this was only because I was having dinner with my daughter and it was LA time, so it's all kind of weird. You, of course were watching which is why its great that there are two of us and all I did was like okay, I'm going to leave State Of The Union To John We don't have to have this meeting, I don't have to say anything, I know he's gonna do it and you know what I did? You know that I am all over the executive order So I actually knew you were gonna hit that course but it was so disgusting to me That it was given to the entire press corps and blogs under embargo, please. Oh you can't publish it until after the State of the Union so that it will snow over the real important news this is a huge... The State of the Union is always a distraction but this is SOPA PIPA CISPA everything all rolled into one and I'm going to break it down for you but first I am extremely excited to hear your deconstruction of the state of the union

56:50 Well there's a lot of weird stuff in this, I only have short clips. Because it just most of the stuff is like really like... Wow what the? What?! I saw-I saw that secret drone handshake they like exploding handshake he did with some dude there when he came in which reminds me yeah I know was up with that! That was creepy by the way black guys aren't supposed to do that That's not, I mean that's a white guy thing. That's a white douchebag thing Now here is the funny thing when he shook hands both times with Boehner Yeah It was worth going back and watching the whole thing at the end to watch how Boehner shakes hands with him Boehner essentially tries...I think Boehner knows he is either robot or something wrong with him Because Boehner literally tries to pull his arm out of his socket

57:35 And he does it every time. Obama is always fearful when he's holding his hand out to Boehner. Hey man, don't rip off the instruments man! It's expensive! I'm dead serious. I've watched this a couple of times. Obama puts his hand out and then he grimaces and then Boehner grabs his hand and then pulls pulls right towards his stomach as hard as he can to try and dislocate the shoulder. Try and pull that thing off, look there's wires I told you! It's the other one it's the other Obama. He has not been able to accomplish this feat but he sure makes a good shot at it. Pulls in then he... And this is like a handshake of some sort and then lets him go. Then Obama goes oh god this guy so

58:19 So everyone should keep a look out for that when you see Boehner and Obama. But is this only with Obama or does he shake everyone's hand like this? No, I didn't notice that he did it. It think its just Obama. He's just trying to...I don't know what he's trying to do but the top clip to me after reclipping all these from the full speech was this one because its either When you hear it, see if you get the same impact from it that I got. Now I'm completely clean. This is the clip of the speech. Yeah, I read through some of the transcript and saw some highlights basically gifts that people have made which are kind of funny of this exploding handshake So I am fresh and will give my impression You see America must remain a beacon to all who seek freedom during this period of historic change

59:07 I saw the power of hope last year in Rangoon, in Burma. When Aung San Suu Kyi welcomed an American president into the home where she had been imprisoned for years. When thousands of Burmese lined the streets waving American flags including a man who said there is justice and law in the United States. I want our country to be like that! Oh which country is that? Well that's the way, when I first heard it he says, according to this guy named Obama says, I'd like our country to be like that. Yeah what countries? The laws... well it sounds like he is saying the US and I think thats what..that is the way he read it It was obviously written, things should have been written then he said

59:50 I want our country to be like that, but he didn't do it that way. He did it as though this is what he was hoping for This is a poor read is what we call this It's very poor read But I think that...I think it was an interpretive read. I think you would didn't read... I just think he read because that's what he thought it meant! That's how he thinks like yeah, it's like my country Kenya So if you remember we did a clip some time ago where he went on with this crazy notion about the way that medicine medical system could save A lot of mind the way it should operate instead of going from one doctor You go to a doctor here diagnosed and they send you to a specialist and you go to him And he sends you to somebody else. He says what? We should do is have all these guys in the same room I just had a doctor's appointment the other day It took me a month and a half to get the appointment

1:00:35 So Obama, but these things that you just put everybody in the same room. You can't get these guys in the same room and a million years now so I thought that was wacky and stupid until I got this one which is the Obama medical care nuttiness our medical bills shouldn't be based on the number of tests ordered or days spent in the hospital they should be based on quality of care that our seniors receive Seniors? What?! Seniors! No, besides seniors. He doesn't believe that any of these charges should be based on medicine or how much you have to take or how long you're in the hospital. It's quality. Only on quality of care So so you go into the hospital and say, You know what? You really suck. I'm just not going to pay you. And you're just getting less Thanks for the month stay. I'm not gonna pay ya

1:01:23 You know, we have a kind of one of our friends in our social circle here in Austin. Eva and she is so Dave her boyfriend has a brand new soundstage he's really trying something new He literally has not opened it yet I think Nikki is gonna be the first client she's doing to shoot for Austin Monthly Magazine And Eva, his girlfriend who's from Australia... I'm sorry. Hmm. No, New Zealand. Oh shoot! That's a bad mistake to make She is from somewhere down under She is burlesque dancer and she got strep pneumonia And boom in the hospital she has been in the hospital for almost a month now My goodness But in ICU for three weeks

1:02:10 And and here's a version of strep going around recently, but it's real. I mean she was almost dead I mean she was on the end This is a young vibrant you know woman and you know a dancer and she just like boom it's like yeah, and she's 30 maybe or whatever She'd may be 33 34 and and of course zero insurance four weeks in the hospital three in ICU But here's what so beautiful immediately. And this is certainly Austin, I don't know if it's everywhere else but you know they've already you know there's people set up a website boom ten grand you know people are just helping out you know just making it happen which is how we used to be you know because now unfortunately that's all this does a lot of money it's all going to you know bullcrap or a lot of it you know thanks for the stay now cuz how do you know how much is a day in the hospital? It's like 1,000 bucks at least ICU maybe two

1:03:10 Well, if it was up to Obama it would be all based on quality. Right. Anyway I just threw that out there... It's horrible anyway. So anyway so they only want to play about three more of these things they're all short Play the Obama new version of Guess What? Okay new version of guess what here we go Tonight I propose a fix-it first program to put people to work as soon as possible on our most urgent repairs, like the nearly 70 thousand structurally deficient bridges across the country. Again?

1:03:47 Shovel ready, baby! When? Shovel ready. Or drone?! He sounded like a game show guy at the beginning of that clip Yeah you know he does throughout this speech I was really ready for him to go Isn't this shovel-ready from four years ago? It's the same thing. The same promise? It's the same thing but I thought... he already stood in front of the bridge and said we're gonna fix this and it's the same thing So he can't give us... so this is just the whole thing is like this, it's bullcrap. Place Obama science! You actually you texted me this one. No single event makes a trend but the fact is that 12 hottest years on record have all come in the last 50 Heat waves droughts wildfires snow storms floods All are now meteorites more frequent and more intense

1:04:37 We can choose to believe that Superstorm Sandy and the most severe drought in decades, and the worst wildfire some states have ever seen were all just a freak coincidence. Or we can choose to believe in the overwhelming judgment of science. Shut up already! The science is in! Science, science, the science is in. Got it got it I got it sciences in. Science is in. Obama try this one this is another one that's just like these are all eye rollers by the way Obama states with the best idea

1:05:19 Is it a contest? Those states with the best ideas to create jobs and lower energy bills by constructing more efficient buildings will receive federal support to help make that happen. America's energy sector is just one part of an aging infrastructure badly in need of repair. Ask any CEO where they'd rather locate and hire, a country with deteriorating roads and bridges or one with high-speed rail and internet, high tech schools self healing power grids Whoa, whoa. Whoa! A self-healing power grid? I want that. That's great yeah I want that. CEO of Siemens America a company that oh that screwed Greece that's the company yeah brought hundreds of new jobs to North Carolina said if we upgrade our infrastructure for this stupid train that's what the hundreds of jobs are they're selling the damn high speed rail train They'll bring even more jobs and that's the attitude of a lot of companies all around the world

1:06:19 Hundreds of jobs. Stop the presses and let seamen stake over the place. Saved or created? No, okay. Now one other little shorty here is this one... Can I ask you... Wait a minute John where's the clip about closing Guantanamo Oh, you know I listened to this thing a couple of times and couldn't find it. Where is that clip? I don't know! You know what...I did fall asleep. I missed maybe a few minutes on it and that must have been just coincidentally the moment when he talked about closing Guantanamo. Didn't she say take that to the bank?! Yeah, I think I kind of remember something like that Did you not watch the... You can take that to the bank

1:07:03 the enhanced YouTube stream of the State of The Union. You missed something! To be honest about it, I did scan around different versions of this and i had to go back to C-SPAN 2 because C-SPAN 2 had kibitzing on Twitter from all the congressional offices and the congressmen on the floor twittering on their phones while the speech was being given. Well, I've seen some screenshots. They had an enhanced version when he started talking about jobs they showed a Pac-Man screen and there's the little Pac Man up at the top of the cheese down at the bottom with the maze and then you know... I should actually do a redirect on this real quick so you could see it

1:07:55 But then he has like you know there's the new job and then the maze opens up and the little pac-man goes walk I'll walk. I'll walk. I'll walk right down a straight line down to the bottom where the cheese is like a little briefcase that says new job This is it was really oh, that was good Yeah, I mean you want to walk a walk you could maybe if you just google it if you just Google Obama Pac-Man let's see maybe that works Oh bomb a pac-man It was enough And it looks like a real screenshot so Um, no that's... apparently there are a lot of Pac-Man games. Yeah! Play Obama Pac Man at free game and FUPA games Maybe if you do State Of The Union SOTU No well anyway I got it in the show notes so you can see that but i was just like wow crazy

1:08:42 Alright, last two. Just a short one I didn't realize how... Well i'm not even going to play that one because it's just stupid But here you should play the Obama best military and he just got the biggest round of applause for this You know just again proving we're militarized state and thats fine you know its works As long as I am commander in chief We will do whatever we must To protect those who serve their country abroad And we will maintain The best military The world has ever known That's right, that's right. Kick your ass! And don't forget it. Don't forget you remember? Remember we can kick your ass. Kick it. We can kick your ass so hard You Korean, you China, you Japanese...we can kick your ass Look at you got yellow skin and slanty eyes

1:09:31 So the big news, I don't have any clips of anybody talking about it but you know apparently North Korea set off some little micro bomb or something in there with the ground somewhere and everybody's all what are we gonna do they're gonna put it on a missile and they're gonna send this one bomb headed our way. And I said this sounds awfully familiar so I got onto the Wayback Machine and went back to 2009 to play North Korea script one if you remember 2009 July the fourth weekend. Wait a minute we need to do that differently, you need to alert me to these things? Don't have a harp don't have like a time machine thing? No we need a time machine... I thought i had like a harp... Oh crap!

1:10:14 Oh yeah, here it is. Set it up again. So they're talking about the North Koreans getting this bomb and there's a third bomb they've blowed up and now they're going to put on a missile because they are doing missile technology They are gonna send this one bomb for no apparent reason by the way over to hit the United States And that'll do it That will teach us a lesson not as though they wouldn't get annihilated overnight But I remember that 2009 is just a re-run of the same thing. And here it is, 2009! Also tonight, American warships are tracking a North Korean vessel off the coast of China that may be carrying illegal weapons. Meantime the Pentagon is beefing up our missile defense system to protect Hawaii from a North Korean missile attack. A Japanese newspaper reports the north maybe planning to test fire another missile this one aimed at Hawaii on the 4th July

1:11:11 I do remember that. Remember that? Hold on, hold on let's come back! That was 2009 and now here we are welcome back everybody Is that unbelievable? It's... You know what- And nobody ever gets reminded of these little historical- this is not even that old this is like three and a half you know three years old Oh that's a long time man it's a long time but it was we had Brad Pitt it was Oceans 9 back then And it's like this yeah, because the FBI is pulling this just stunt every six months and use as you noticed that nobody points This out either about me six weeks six weeks six weeks. Yeah, they've got it down to six weeks We can Buffalo the public You know the I was reading some don't worry about Adam there'll be forgotten in six week. No one will know

1:11:55 You know what happened? So the last time they did this, remember they sent the missile up. Here's what I think is going on. They shot a rocket and we nuked it essentially. Remember it failed like the rocket didn't deploy or whatever. I think no, I think we nuked it. We just, you know we lasered it out of the sky or whatever and this is you know that where all were in so many skirmishes that that is just not being reported on. You know weather stuff and space wars yeah It's going on all the time And this is just another you know The president came out with a little speech like don't do that That's against well we're gonna do sanctions and we'll do sanctions on you I'm gonna cut you off

1:12:40 It's just, it's boring. It's so boring at this point. So yeah it is because its repetitive and nobody's noticing this simple fact. Yeah. I do have one clip that will lead into your deconstruction of the document because this Obama during the speech pre-discussing it. Obama cyber security. Oh okay let's rock and roll. America must also face the rapidly growing threat from cyber attacks now We know hackers steal people's identities and infiltrate private emails. We know foreign countries and companies swipe our corporate secrets." And by the way, let me just point out that he says this is all so beautifully set up we know they read their private emails that would be the Bushes whose email got hacked This is exactly why this was all planned out. Now our enemies are also seeking to sabotage our power grid

1:13:37 Which I thought was self-healing! Our financial institutions, our air traffic control systems. I hacked in and all of a sudden, I'm telling the pilot what to do. Oh yeah! No that'll happen with your stupid next-gen system That's exactly what is going to happen when you have the computer controlling the planes And it's no longer professionals who are talking to each other knowing what the heck is going on Yeah, you're gonna see that for sure We cannot look back years from now and wonder why we did nothing In the face of real threats to our security and our economy That's why earlier today I signed a new executive order that will strengthen our cyber defenses by increasing information sharing and developing standards to protect our national security, our jobs... Why did you fade that out? That's kind of weird. I didn't Yeah the whole thing is fading out it's fading out and is gone It started fading.. doesn't matter Okay so um and I will repeat one more time

1:14:36 And who do I get this from? I got this from BuzzFeed. Shortly before 4 20 p.m Tuesday, the White House emailed reporters that President Obama had signed a highly anticipated executive order aimed at protecting cyber security which is a misnomer and that's not even correct BuzzFeed you're not protecting cybersecurity, but okay the order setting up new programs aimed at stopping online espionage and terrorism This is great reporting by the way was already law of the land signed by the president But it was also secret. The document was embargoed until the delivery of the President's State of the Union Address, despite the fact that it had already been signed." And even BuzzFeed says they abided by the embargo. Okay so the alternative media you suck! You suck shit!

1:15:25 That is so disappointing. I'm sorry if someone has to edit that for whatever we're doing, it's just like...that makes me so angry that you are part of the system okay? You can no longer be trusted none of them can be trusted And the president set it up beautifully. Did you hear what he was saying at the beginning of that clip? Actually, I just want to... Because this whole executive order is about one thing and one thing only and i'm going to read through it very briefly with you here. What's interesting is this is very similar to remember kind of the trial balloons that we saw floated around John which are purposely being leaked

1:16:06 of potentially executive order. It is almost identical, but they've done some very tricky things and this is where most of the work went in for me and they have referenced other documents that have been out for a number of years So the executive order is called improving critical infrastructure cybersecurity. And all of this is highlighted in the show notes, just a couple of brief things I think are very important to go through the actual executive order instead of giving you some kind of like stupid synopsis which is just useless when it comes down to words that matter

1:16:42 It is the policy of the United States to enhance the security and resilience of the nation's critical infrastructure, and to maintain a cyber environment that encourages efficiency, innovation, and economic prosperity while promoting safety, security, business confidentiality, privacy, and civil liberties. We can achieve these goals through a partnership with the owners and operators of critical infrastructure to improve cybersecurity information sharing, and collaboratively develop an implement risk-based standards.

1:17:18 So whenever the government wants to share some information and work with you, it's essentially fascism is the definition of when they do this with business. Am I mistaken John? No that's corporatism yeah very common practice in fascist states it was part of the fascists model Critical infrastructure as used in this order, the term critical infrastructure means systems and assets whether physical or virtual. This is very interesting a virtual asset so vital to the United States that the incapacity or destruction of such systems and assets would have a debilitating impact on security national economic security national public health

1:18:01 or safety, or any combination of those matters. That is really broad! The public health you know? Or just public safety economic safety so this is a very very broad order It is called Cybersecurity Information Sharing. That's what the order is mainly about and who was going to be in charge of this? Well, here are some very interesting people who will be in charge of the sharing programs. The Secretary of Homeland Security Okay, this is so your cyberness is going to be in the hands of a department that has only been around for 10 years and Is the same and employs the same people who rub your crotch? okay, this isn't and who and who now can confiscate your Devices within 100 miles of the border. This is the same outfit run by Janet Lucy Napolitano

1:19:03 The secretary, as the executive agent for the classified national security information program... And by the way, not to interrupt Janet Napolitano does not use email and as far we can tell doesn't even know how to use a computer. That's correct By her own admission! She is the boss of this? She is the boss So now the secretary, as an executive agent... so not like she's an executive of the company but an executive agent. As in she is the executor She is going to execute the classified national security information program which was created under Executive Order 13549 August 18th 2010

1:19:51 Oh, I had to go look that one up. Shall expedite the processing of security clearances to appropriate personnel employed by critical infrastructure owners and operators in other words they're going to be deputizing people Okay, and what is a critical information provider Google? I'd say Google was extremely critical Comcast Comcast. Thank you They'll be deputized in giving them security clearance they will now become spies Spies section 5 privacy and civil liberties protections this is kind of where it gets a little interesting to me

1:20:27 Agencies shall coordinate their activities under this order with their senior agency officials for privacy and civil liberties, and ensure that privacy and civil liberty protections are incorporated into such activities. Such protection shall be based on," And here it is, "...the Fair Information Practice principles and other Privacy and Civil Liberties Policies, Principles & Frameworks as they apply to each Agency's Activities." So I'm like... Wow, what is this Fair Information Practice and Information Practice Principles known as FIPPS?

1:21:08 This all comes under Section 5D, information submitted voluntarily by your spies. By private entities under this order shall be protected from disclosure to the fullest extent permitted by law." So these deputized spies will be protected on a FIPS framework from prosecution for giving your private information to the government. And so I looked up this FIPS thing and this actually falls under the FTC, Fair Information Practice and is based on the same privacy standards that is used by the European Union

1:21:55 So here is the homogenization, the harmonization of privacy laws across all of these borders. It's no coincidence that we're also now in some kind of free trade agreement talks with Europe at the exact same time and so if you look at these factsheet here I'm going to bring this up. The fact sheet for Presidential Policy Directive on Critical Infrastructure Security and Resilience, to complement the Cybersecurity Executive Order the administration is also issuing a PPD, a Presidential Policy Directive on Critical Infrastructure Security and Resilience that updates the national approach from Homeland Security Presidential Directive 7 from 2003—this is Bush years—to adjust new risk environment now

1:22:48 Let's look at how your privacy is going to be handled by the following two people. And these two people are the officer for civil rights and civil liberties from Homeland Security, that is the acting officer Tamara Kessler uh... and mary ellen callahan is the chief privacy and freedom of information act officer at the department of homeland security please john google mary ellen callahan just so you can see who was in charge if your privacy a department homeland security mary ellen callahan c a l l eight h a n and then i will read the uh... the rules of how to be macro

1:23:34 Is she not a Napolitano protégé? Yeah, no. She's a very large woman with something of a smile on her face and... She's probably, every time I see someone not to be generalizing but wasn't there some issue with the executive in the Homeland Security harassing doing sexual harassment against the men that work there? Harassing men. She looks like a biker dyke. I'm sorry just gonna say it and she looks frightening to me. Yeah she is pretty frightening Here's FIPS Fair Information Practice Principles There are a number of principles

1:24:11 And again, the privacy laws. This is the same convention used for protection of individuals with regard to automatic processing of personal data in Europe and European Union and OECD. This has all been set up years in advance. Five principles So here's how your information is going to be handled by your government. Number one is notice and awareness. Consumers, so now you're a consumer you know you're not even a citizen, you're not an individual, you are a consumer right off the bat according to the White House administration with their rules. Consumers should be given notice of an entity's information practices before any personal information is collected from them

1:24:58 This will consist of the following identification of the entity collecting the data uses which the data will be put this is all defined print you're going to see everywhere. Identification many potential recipients of the data, the nature of the data blah blah blah choice and consent is number two a choice in content means giving consumers options to control how their data is used Now, well you're not going to have a lot of options. It will be opt in or opt out. Opt out means you get no service. No service for you if you opt out. Opt in! You get service Problems with choice and consent, access participation integrity security and enforcement redress which we already know is not really applicable because every company that shares your information because they think you might be a terrorist or up to no good or tax dodger. They will be indemnified from any prosecution. Now I'm going back to the president

1:25:52 The cyber security, thank you for the clip John. I'm going to tell you what this is all coming down too it's one thing that is very clear in this order America must also face the rapidly growing threat from cyber attacks now we know hackers steal people's identities This is it! It is known as the identity ecosystem There's only one thing the government really wants from you and that is that you on the internet are You cannot be anonymous. This is what it's all about this is what the entire presidential Policy directive is about it's all based on the national strategy for trusted identities in cyberspace This was written

1:26:34 Two years ago the Obama administration released this and Google is already doing it, Facebook of course is doing this. Twitter's going to do it every single service you want to use On the internet, you will have to be yourself. You'll have to be identified as you, you'll be certified as you because that's what the government really wants That is the only thing it's the identity ecosystem It's right here in the document Everything else is bullcrap Because once they know who you are and what you do when you're going somewhere Then you are completely controlled The identity ecosystem Is what this is all about I hope he gets more listeners

1:27:23 I think you're right. In fact, everybody's in lockstep on this idea because they just hate these anonymous people. Oh well but you'll see that anonymous is of course set up for this very reason If not set up, it's propagated. Oh these Anonymous, oh they're doing that! Anonymous does that! It's called... Can you make it any more clear what the CIA is doing when they create.. When they propagate an entity in the FBI called anonymous? Well we can't have anonymous What is the exact opposite of anonymous It's the identity ecosystem. It is the only thing that they want, is to be able to know who you are on the internet and I am astounded where is the Wikipedia... what's the douchebag's name who runs a Wikimedia? What's his name? Yeah, Wales. Where's the protest? Am I missing something? Where's Anonymous for that matter?! Where is everybody today?

1:28:22 Did I miss something? Am i missing some huge protest going on? The slippery slope had begun probably in the late 90s. and it is just you know, people are so slow to react to these incremental down slope movements that they're like okay yeah it's going to be good. What's the name of this executive order? Protection or something like that? No hold on a second... The executive order well there are a number of things

1:29:02 executive order on improving critical infrastructure cybersecurity but what it refers to is the national strategy for trusted identities in cyberspace. Now this is not happening overnight, there's about 200 days where all these reports and everything has to be set up and guess who was- guess who is in charge of a lot A lot of the programs for setting up the real rules and the way it's going to work. NIST, who missed? The National Institute for Science and Technology is this science already the same guys who have written in reports that airplanes Of these 737-727 can fly 500 miles an hour at 2,000 feet I mean these guys are full of crap This is in in the 911 report

1:29:52 From NIST now, I mean you can debate whether you know how jet fuel works with steel and how buildings so i'm not a You know, I don't know anything about architecture and building. And I'm not a structural engineer I am a pilot and I know what the NIS says that these air these 911 aircraft were flown at 500 miles an hour At several thousand feet. No way this is just this is not possible This that is science That IS science The wings would be ripping off that thing can't even go that fast. These guys are not gonna be in charge of it Please you're screwed and I'm good on GX to our our resident techno Techno dude he was on the on the Google Plus and then Google start harassing him about a yes-yes to use his real name He just signed off. He said screw it. I'm out good on ya know agenda newsnetwork calm you dropping your RSS feed You can call yourself whatever you want

1:30:47 But all this other stuff, this is truly the beginning of the end. If you continue to use the centralized systems... You have little choice! There's only a few low-levels out there who go outside the system. It's bullcrap! Everyone has choice. You don't have to be on Facebook. You know? Stop existing and by... You're talking to the wrong people here Really? Half the audience is on Google, on Google Plus going, whee! It's so great. What are you talking to the wrong people? This is exactly these are the only people I'm just saying You're telling me that you don't have to be on Facebook. Yeah, now you are the wrong guy They have to beat for some reason they have to be on Facebook. I'm not on Facebook Everybody is on Facebook but me Are you on Facebook? I am I have not looked at Facebook for two years on Facebook. You haven't a Facebook account Does he have a Facebook account she is on Facebook

1:31:47 Do I have a Facebook account? No. Now, can i just say that Dave Jones and I although he's done all the programming work have completed the it's called... we call it the river thingy but it's cartilagary and it is now installable You can install it right onto any Unix box. It is a complete open source social network based on RSS, OPML the thing kicks ass I've been using it for a year myself We're just writing up some documentation It can all connect together you can run your own you can have 100 people on your server and as it is going to be the only truly free as in real free stuff Open-source alternative to any of this crap

1:32:37 And you're gonna get on it too, John. You're gonna love this. You're gonna love it and you can be whatever you want to be. You can be whoever you want to be. You could...you'd be completely anonymous and it just works! Already the entire NOAGENDA news network in the whole family everything is all tied into it. You don't need to be on Facebook. Don't need to be on Google+. It's not necessary for what? To show how great your life is?! My life doesn't suck look at my food That's what it is. People! Look at my food... And what is Google Plus right now? It's just links, just links. Just links. Twitter on steroids. What is Twitter? It's just links You don't need the audience okay you don't need the audience. You'll need to be a little reality star this not necessary that all you are and your falling for it Your all little Kimmy Kardashians only no as hot

1:33:43 Probably not with such a big, but either no So I don't know. I haven't seen your butt recently it's not as big nobody's is biggest hers that I can tell Now I saw by the way yeah go on well I was gonna play some I was gonna totally shift gears here for so I wanted to stick where I do one I got two more Obama things I want to discuss before you do that okay sure if it plays right into it great One of them is, by the way they had Michelle... Steve Cook was supposed to be at the event. That's the Apple guy? Yeah he was supposed to be sitting next to Michelle up in the booth and he didn't show up but it was in his speech already that Apple would get this plug and they were going throw the camera on him and Obama said oh and Apple will bring their manufacturing back to US Camera to Tim Cook He wasn't there

1:34:35 Instead, Michelle had... Wait wait wait tell me they had Taylor Swift there. No! Michelle had next to her was some old grandmotherly like black woman and there's also a 105 year-old black woman in the place which you could even could barely stand and then on on Michelle's left if people can go back and check this again apparently it was Mao Tse Dung that was sitting next to her or at least a woman that looked like Mao Tse Dung and she was, and she also clapped like him. If you can imagine this sort of clapping constantly... You take your hands and hold them about let's say 15 inches in front of your chest And make them point away from you about I don't know just point away from you and then stretch your fingers out so that your whole hand is stretched way out big and then clap it like this it sounds like this you can get any noise

1:35:31 And you do it slowly, that's what this woman kept doing like she was something wrong with her. By the way I hope that you wrote a column about the absence of Steve Cook because that'll go over very well with The Ten. I don't know, did i say Steve Cook? Yes. Oh Tim Cook yeah, Steve Cook From now on he's Steve Cook is done! Yeah no he's Steve Cook from now on That's it Sorry, Steve Cook Wow You know what people must do that all the time Hey Steve oh crap I mean Tim He must get that all the time That must be so horrible So Alright After the Obama speech you want to get this in and we're done After the Obama speech poor

1:36:17 What's his name from Florida, the super guy? The next president of the United States or at least hopes to be. What is his name? The guy in Florida... Rubio! Rubio is there giving a speech I know this is what you missed that was funny he was giving a speech and I don't know if you've ever done this but sometimes it doesn't happen that often to me but it has happened and its annoying You're talking yourself out and some point your saliva goes away Yeah, just cotton mouth You go cotton mouth So he had to do all things in some little hot room apparently because he was sweating like Nixon or like the guy in the network show. By the way, John I mean everyone knows what happened this is almost real news This is not an unknown Ok well anyway I don't know if anyone noticed that he was sweating while drying out and then you have a grab of water which was kind of pathetic but right after him then came Rand Paul

1:37:14 and who was going to do this speech for the Tea Party, right? And nobody would cover this Rand Paul speech. Zero! One network of all people which was The Blaze, well, yeah, Beck's Network played it and you know I thought it was actually pretty good but they've spent within the went back to this little panel that they have on this will co-show includes yeah i'm just laughing about rubio's water drink fiasco they were there we're talking about how bad the speech wasn't ran paul and and only one on and on and is one little attracted mulatto girl was she decided to be she was his room raving about shoes braving about the obama speech and she got kind of a

1:37:58 She discussed what she thought of how great the speech was and then they brought in the senator from Utah, Mike Lee who set her straight. And what was interesting to me is that he set her straight! I mean it's obvious to me that the Glenn Beck group are just borderline liberals. So Senator Lee you were in the chamber listening to the President's State of Union Address tonight by how conciliatory it was, surprisingly so. Opening... Did she just say conservatory? Conciliatory. Oh thank you. With JFK quoting that we are not rivals for power we're sharing power Was that your reaction and what was the mood of the chamber No I wonder whether we were watching this same speech I mean I don't think i heard more than about two conciliatory

1:38:40 syllables in the entire speech. Look, this was a rant that made the president's inauguration speech look very tame by comparison. Wow! Is that shared by your colleagues sitting with you? Yeah I think so. I mean...I saw number of my Republican colleagues who were not standing or clapping a lot Look, the president went right for the jugular at one moment where he came out and said if Congress isn't going to act on climate change I will. I'll do it without them this is the same sort of in-your-face go it alone approach that we've been seeing from this president and he brought it out yet again tonight It's offensive its counterproductive runs contrary to the rule of law

1:39:23 think we as Americans should have to put up with that. We do have an elected legislative branch in this country and the president needs to acknowledge that." You know, so this could've been MSNBC I mean it's exactly the same kind of talk you know what's interesting? This whole Glenn Beck operation...I know one of the head writers there and i didn't find out until like a year ago His name is Mike Opelka, Coach Mike we used to call him. You know how I know coach Mike? You know what he used to do for like 10 years? He produced the morning zoo for Z100 This is yeah this is and this is this is the kind of people are over there And he's not a complete Obama bot He just writing differently now from whatever gig Now Beckett it's mainstream those guys are all mainstream compromised

1:40:14 selling gold, selling gold. Yeah yeah it was like I didn't realize Beck's operation was actually...it's a phony operation! It's like another guy selling gold. So I had heard about this prayer breakfast speech by a certain guy called Dr. Carson. Had you heard about this? Yeah, he's the big hero of the day! I haven't seen his speech and I haven't even seen this guy yet... You must have done something with him. I did. And actually people had seen this around like oh yeah this is great it was fantastic

1:40:54 I'm like, well you know maybe and then i saw him on some... What's his name again? Carson. Then I saw him on some talk show. Yeah but first name is the last name? Just Dr. Carson And then I see him on some news show and he says the following. You know, I'm very focused on education and getting the populace back to where it used to be like back in 1831 when Alexis de Tocqueville came here was so impressed. So is saying this unlike CNN or something like no one knows who the hell that guy is from 1831? Now we know because we've discussed discussed on the show when you know the french guy went to go check out our republic and wrote about is very very famous document like okay this guy's like talking in riddles he's these nine he's clearly not descriptive because an uneducated populace will fall for anything and uh... if you're going to talk to most people they mean well but they don't have much of a breath

1:41:51 of education, of knowledge, understanding what the real issues are and therefore they listen to pundits on television who tell them what they're supposed to think and they keep repeating that pretty soon they say oh well that must be true. I'm like okay this guy's interesting i think i will watch his prayer breakfast now I have a couple of clips from this and this is an unbelievable, i'm just going to play you in a couple clips. You must watch this thing in its entirety It's about half an hour he was a guest speaker at this fellowship prayer breakfast meeting the president's there The first lady is there O'Biden is there And this guy...and he's a neurosurgeon He's about to retire actually he's a neurosurgeon. He's black I'm sorry African-American

1:42:41 uh... and and he is a favored speaker i think you'd be easy done the certainly done this before and he gets up, and the president is sitting five feet away from him. And I'm telling you every single time you hear the audience laugh or clap, the president is looking there pissed off! He is so angry and he's texting on it... You can't see it behind the table. He's on his Blackberry texting to someone like how did you get me? I mean this was... Somehow he was set up either by his own people or God, I don't know. But there's a God angle to this but just listen to a few of the things that this Carson said so here is kind of setup on political correctness and this is where... The president still kinda laughing and kinda having good time with this guy at this point which I think it's horrible thing by the way I'm very very compassionate and I am not ever out to offend anyone

1:43:45 But PC is dangerous because you see this country, one of the founding principles was freedom of thought and freedom of expression. And it muffles people It puts a muzzle on them and at the same time keeps people from discussing important issues while the fabric of their society is being changed We cannot fall for that trick This is the point where Obama's face goes what hold on a second. He's he's telling him his trick Shut up, man And what we need to do is start talking about things talking about things that are important Things that were important in the development of our nation Okay So at this point the president's like hold on a second What does this guy doing now and so this isn't educated little bit older than our president educated black man

1:44:43 Laying the smackdown on this is a guy who was it's really any by the way no teleprompter This guy is talking. He's just doing it off the top of his head he's looking right at people you know there's There's no little glass plates for him to be looking at to read this and the president is going oh, holy crap This guy is the real deal so um let's see what does that? This guy is a neurosurgeon But he thought it would be kind of funny to talk about our president, because our president is a lawyer. Some people say you're overblowing and things aren't that bad and you're doctor, a neurosurgeon why are you concerned about these things? I've got news for ya! Five doctors signed the Declaration of Independence

1:45:26 Doctors were involved in the framing of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights. A whole bunch of things... It's only been in recent decades that we've extracted ourselves which I think is a big mistake! We need doctors and we need scientists engineers we need all those people involved in government not just lawyers-I don't have anything against lawyers but you know here's the thing about lawyers now I'm sorry but I gotta be truthful okay? Obama isn't he's frowning he's looking like It was laughing. What do lawyers learn in law school? To win by hook or by crook, you got to win so you've got all these Democrat lawyers and you get all those Republican lawyers and their side wants to win we need to get rid of that what we need to start thinking about is how do we solve problems President not clapping not laughing

1:46:26 And now before I get shot, let me finish here. Right? So I'm like oh my god! Now the guy is going to take out his knife and he's going to stick it right into the number one thing this president is proud of. Healthcare we need to have good healthcare for everybody It's the most important thing that a person can have Money means nothing titles mean nothing when you don't have your health We've got to figure out efficient ways to do it. We spend a lot of money on health care, twice as much per capita than anybody else in the world and yet not very efficient. What can we do?

1:47:05 Here's my solution. Okay, what do you think is going to roll out? So we've just had this whole Obamacare thing the whole medical world has been turned upside down We've got insurance companies it's a bonanza This guy is sitting he's standing five feet from the hero of Obamacare What is he going to suggest that we do Obviously get rid of Obamacare. When a person is born, give them a birth certificate and electronic medical record and health savings account to which money can be contributed pre-tax from the time you're born to the time when you die when you die you can pass it on to your family members so that when you are 85 years old and got six diseases You'r not trying to spend up everything. Your happy to pass it on and there's nobody talking about death panels. That was number one

1:47:54 And also, you know for the people who are indigent who don't have any money we can make contributions to their HSA each month because we already have this huge pot of money instead of sending it to some bureaucracy. Let's put it in their HSAs. Now they have some control over their own health care and what do you think they're going to do? They're going to learn very quickly how to be responsible when Mr Jones gets that diabetic foot ulcer, he is not go into the emergency room and blowing a big chunk of it. He is gonna clinic. He learns that very quickly, gets the same treatment in emergency room they send him out and the clinic they say now let's get your diabetes under control so you're not back here in three weeks with another problem. That's how we begin to solve these kinds of problems it's much more complex than that I don't have time to go into at all but we can do all these things because were smart people. So now the president is on his blackberry like what the fuck

1:48:51 And he's not even looking at the guy anymore. He is so angry and on the day, this is C-SPAN So you can see this a single camera shot It's the most unbelievable thing This guy is laying the smack down! He's well educated, he's smart We know his credentials, he's a neurosurgeon, he's African American The guys funny I mean half of the jokes he was cracking and then Alright let just totally screw the president right here and right now And like I said, I'm not politically correct so I'm sorry. But you know our deficit is a big problem think about it and our national debt 16 1⁄2 trillion dollars You think that's not a lot of money? Tell you what count one number per second which you can't even do because once you get to 1000 it takes longer than a second but one number per second... Do you know how long would take for you to count the sixteen trillion

1:49:48 five hundred and seven thousand years more than a half-a-million years. And Paul was like, don't say think about it! Don't let them think my good slaves be thinking for themselves now shut up to get there we have to deal with this here's the parable of family falls on hard times dad loses his job or demoted gets part time work has five children he comes through the five children he says We're going to have to reduce your allowance. Well, they're not happy about it but he said except for John and Susan there they are special. They get keep their allowance in fact we may give them more how do you think that's gonna go down? Not too well same thing happens enough said what about our taxation system so complex

1:50:47 There is no one who can possibly comply with every jot and tittle of our tax. If I wanted to get you or you, I could get you on a tax issue." Now this is where he made a mistake and you should never have given the president this idea because your going down on the tax my friend. That doesn't make any sense! What we need to do is come up with something that's simple And when I pick up my Bible You know what I see? I see the fairest individual in the universe God...and He has given us a system It's called time Now we don't necessarily have to do it 10%, but its principle. He didn't say if your crops fail, don't give me any tithes he didn't say if you have a bumper crop give me triple tithes so there must be something inherently fair about proportionality You make ten billion dollars? You put in a billion. You make ten dollars? You put in one Of course you gotta get rid of the loopholes But now some people say

1:51:44 They say, well that's not fair because it doesn't hurt the guy who made $10 billion as much as the guy who made 10. Where does it say you have to hurt the guy? He just put a billion dollars in the pot! You know we don't need to hurt him. It is that kind of thinking...it is that kind of thinking that has resulted in 602 banks in the Cayman Islands That money needs to be back here building our infrastructure and creating jobs And were smart enough We're smart enough to figure out how to do that. We've already started down the path of solving one of the other big problems, healthcare. And that's where he gets into health care as I played it out of order. How awesome is that? He played the God card! Like God said this is how Jesus did it man What you want to say Barack and then when he's done The president everyone gets up but the President doesn't even get up

1:52:36 He doesn't look at him, he doesn't clap. He doesn't get up. He acts like such a spoiled baby that this was for the first time really displayed in public how childish and just oh really sad when you get someone who's really Making sense and saying some intelligence thing, you know You can have arguments but this in my but wow I was just blown away and I passed over this clip at least five times in the past week like yeah Yeah whatever or you know? I just said and so it's always so important just to play some of this because like I mean I was blown away by This and this of course gets zero plays

1:53:21 0. There's no way because he's got commercials. I don't know, i didn't hear the show all night it was just a rundown of the show and he went on and on about how important this guy was in his speech which is great But I did run into something that was kind of a health care related. Somebody's, they're starting to break down the Obamacare thing just before it goes into full position in 2014 and now turns out its only going to help about 9 million people out of all these 40 that they tried to help but you know especially these small companies with over 50 people have

1:54:13 Do you know what the dollar amount of money that has to be contributed to this system by the employers, the companies that have 50 people or whatever per hour? What do you mean per hour? On top of their regular salary. You've got to ask me the question again because I'm not quite sure of understanding what you're saying here. If i have a company and I'm paying everybody ten bucks an hour, what addition do I have to pay to cover the Obamacare nut so everyone's covered in everything that is legal? What in addition... Wow! Fifty cents? Seven dollars and fifty cents Wait a minute, your'e paying everyone $10 an hour

1:54:53 And in order to help everybody else out, you can now pay $17.50? The 7.50 goes to the system, to the government, to Obamacare. What?! Obamacare gets $7.50 an hour per employee and that number looks legitimate to me! Where did you come up with this? Rush Limbaugh show? No, Rush Limbaugh doesn't talk about stuff like that... I was gonna say, like...I was so happy with these clips and then he just slapped me down like, oh Rush Limbaugh played it all. I'm like well I feel like a dick now Why? Just because Rush...this is what you always do You're always assuming that there's no value in anything anybody else does Correct! Correct! Correct! Correct!

1:55:40 But these other guys do pick up on these things and if it's Obama bashing you can be absolutely sure that Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh will be all over it. And in fact I believe that according to the Wikipedia page this guy has been on the Hannity program. Oh really? Well, it's not unknown So how come a guy like this is not... well I can tell you why so this guy he didn't just arrive on scene You know, he didn't... No in fact he got the Presidential Medal of Freedom which is not easy to come by at the White House on June 20th 2008. He's been around, he just has been ignored Right but they run this just shows you how parties are run They run some douchebag Bain CEO Romney They run him as candidate This is a leader

1:56:31 This is this is a he talks like a leader. He conducts himself like a leader He brings in what Americans love little bit of God talk and there we'd love that We love our Bible stuff, you know doesn't matter where you're from. We love it. We just love it That makes a lot of sense My understanding of what this guy said and that whole thing I will watch it because I didn't know that the Obama grimace think oh, yes hilarious But the most important thing And this is what I really, you listen to his tithe thing and what is he saying there? Value for value. That's what he's saying. He's talking about well you don't have to screw people. You can do just a piece consistent whatever it is but you have to do it. Yeah

1:57:26 Otherwise you go to hell by the way right and I think if people don't get a subscription to the no agenda show this could happen To them. Yes, they will go to hell exactly By donating to know agenda imagine all the people who could do that oh yeah We have some contributors to show for eight seven including William Do you think that'll work if we do? Sound a little like the devil William Ashby in Mobile, Alabama. Mo-bile! Mo-bile! 1-30

1:58:08 Give everyone some Mayan long count karma, which is 13.0.0.0.0 Hopefully it isn't bad karma Also there used to be a 33 jingle with a woman over the loudspeaker followed by some Dvorak obey Please play that one if you can find it I missed the 33 jingle how old was Dorner? 33! Which of course is the giveaway now he says there was something whoa...I don't know what he's talking about A 33 jingle with a woman? 33 is the magic number. No, he's talking about something else He's talking about...a woman over the loudspeaker Followed by- I think that was he was talking about you on the loud speaker Maybe well i'll do the uh do whatever 33 Advertisement That's a magic number Oh my god! Obey You will obey You will obey I don't know how I became one of these things

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2:00:10 A lot of people are saying, wait a minute. Were you were you a chemistry major? I was a chemist actually for awhile. Yeah, so... But as the chemist not a chemist! I think people are right. I think you were making this stuff. You weren't baking it. I passed my ham technician's test and I'm waiting my call sign says Heather. Alright, alright Heather go ahead. Also approaching my damehood i'd really like to see a no agenda night spin that resembles of freshman lapel pin or Freemason lapel pins sorry Freemason. Quite a mistake to make there, my friend. Yeah, Freemason. Let's do it! Thanks again for all you do Heather Alright Heather well first of all we'll give you a little bit of ham there Congratulations and when you get your ham sign I hope to work you Ashley Hurst in Seattle Washington 9999 while struggling to get through Obama State of the Union i have come to realize he is a Pastafarian pushing the noodles agenda

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2:02:43 But it's okay because it made me and America safer. We feel much safer actually! The high-speed rail was pretty cool but still screw Atlas Shrugged I've been remiss in sending cash Helmet Kathy fucked the karma cancer due to my negligence she needs a potent dose of it I'm going to do an experiment to see if the mixture of jingles helps her get better. Please send her a combo of the Mac and Cheese song, And the Karma jingle. You slaves can get used to mac n' cheese! Mac n' cheese! Mac n' cheese! Macaroni and cheddar melt together! Mac n' cheese! Mac n' cheese! Mac n' cheese! You've got karma Mr Peabody

2:03:33 Without I forgot his characters other name anyway Sherman NACA doge, NACA toaches Nat should toast this toach. It's I don't know someplace in Louisiana Mr. Peabody here and the other ham donation can't quite go for the hugs and kisses to Abercrombie & Ebenezer so 73s for your last shows don't be so surprised about the presentism in Lincoln thought they'd have even more references to how he had a command in the crisis they missed the chance line up suspending habeas corpus with droning can I have a pot calls kettle

2:04:10 Dr. Kiki Karma for both my hot girlfriend running in the Austin Marathon this weekend and a little extra job karma for myself, 73s. So 73 is to you and I would like to point out that Steven Spielberg has announced that he is sending a DVD of Lincoln to every single middle school in America because it's great for their education! It's true It's true, he is making a big deal about this. What hubris! Yeah and you know that even there is a huge factual error or there are number of them but that the democratic senators

2:04:46 uh... voted against where they voted for and it's like a deal to get all kinds of things are wrong with this but he is sending its or all the little slave list will allow all believe that lincoln the entire thing was all about freeing the slaves and that's that's all there is about nothing at the whole civil war was sold everything was done nothing by taxation or secession anything please don't learn any of that kids let's not do that steven spielberg said it's good known as a democrat Shut up already! Science, you've got karma. Yeah but I mean this the fact that schools are going to do that going to allow that drivel to be displayed in classrooms... I think most of education will put a stop to it But this just proves how these movies you know what's gonna be next like you won't get a history book you just get us you're just gonna Netflix account

2:05:43 Hey, it's time for history class everybody. Let's open up our iPads to Netflix and let's watch Zero Dark Thirty so we can learn about the truth about how we got Bin Laden Okay, we're on a new segment hit it 69! 69, dudes! Starting with Glenn Pogue. San Francisco. I made a $69.69 donation can i get the following V-Day call out to my expecting wife Lisa? Lisa, I love you and can't wait to meet Tucker. It turns out the last 17 years were just our first act now things get interesting

2:06:24 Lisa would love this jingle. You've got karma shut up at science 2 to the head LG why? Thank you bangers and mash for all the great content Okay, so as you want its karma But then it's a chaser of shot-up two to the head LG y You've got karma already Matthew Polakowski Lakewood Ohio now look out ski Greetings, gentlemen. The purpose of this donation is to add to the ever-growing list

2:07:04 My lovely wife has been unhappy with her current job as an administrator for a non-profit agency and has been trying to figure out what direction to take her life. I've made a vow to the universe that if good job, if a good job karma smiled on her, I would make a $69.69 donation to the best podcast in the universe." A day after I made that vow, a former boss of hers called and said he would like her to apply for positions so that The Place at the place he now works. Today she got the job so I do not wish to be a douchebag in the eyes of the universe, i'm keeping my word can I please get Pelosi jobs jobs jobs little gaurier and karma thank you both for the great work you do uh and then it mentions that Kevin Smith's ridiculous thing yeah like that like the non-mention like hey screw you whatever but people like that that's what's interesting

2:07:57 People think it was really positive. Am I just a negative kind of guy? Are you rubbing off on me, is that what's happening here?" No not at all! You're in the business... We are kind of entertainers in a lot of ways and we know the importance of plug And this douchebag wouldn't even give us a simple plug. Now the general public doesn't appreciate that kind of thinking, but that's exactly what is going on here. Yeah exactly instead of saying you know like noagendashow.com or I would have even settled for a daily source code anything anything it says like Ricky Gervais and talk about all their comedy friends

2:08:38 Yeah. Alright, anyways I'm sorry I gotta get off on this it's not good. Alright here we go! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs You've got karma. Yeah, people are gonna think I'm sour or something but no it's just that's just the business No its annoying It's the business man That's not how its supposed to work Somebody uses your technology and they thank you without giving...without really thanking or giving you the...what is so hard we on this show We plug anything anybody wants us to plug we constantly do it yeah You know guys got a little website give them a give them a crumb for God sake Yes a pittance Anything

2:09:19 Anyway, Alex Thomas comes in from Melbourne Victoria Australia 6969 he did send a note in which I'll read some pieces of. Dear Jono Aza and Molly...I was introduced to the Curry & Dvorak news recasting service about three months ago so I need some de-douching! I want to send respect and get some karma for you guys for being so vocal for the rest of us I also just wanted to quickly say one thing regarding Adam's take on the Alex Jones-Pierce Morgan interview. I agree with the assumption that the event was staged by Pierce, but I think Alex did the right thing... well whatever

2:10:03 So he goes on with some other issues and they say, what any karma here? I know that these laws he does about that. And did a crazed gun totem of mania. He talks to me this interesting. I live in Australia and we civilians have no semi autos, no pump actions, no pistols of any kind pretty much Just bold actions and cowboy rifles unless you are either law enforcement or go through the personal identification equivalent of a rectal exam. You cannot even have a pepper spray canister with the exception of one state This is all largely due to the Port Arthur shooting which took place in a period where gun violence was low and still decreasing statistically for years prior

2:10:44 So they just did this, you know created a situation and then took the guns? Yes. Well duh! That's how we roll. I don't see a request for karma, but send him a karma animation. This is how we roll! At least people are Karma! You've got Karma. Little pittance instead of making fun of your name all the time... Although i have to say that we are the kings in making fun of peoples' names. Steve Cook. Really? That's an all-time low for you John. The problem since we do this with everybody's name You know, like Chip Gregory on the end of that show. Lucy Napolitano And it's generally done by subconscious references to what the person kind of reminds them what their name really should be Correct and we don't mean it in a harmful way No I should mention Not at all

2:11:34 playful. It's a playful one. Richard Harriman in Lisbon, Maine 69-69 I could not find an email from him to explain this Kyle Smith in Berlin Wisconsin Kyle Smith from Fondlesack, Wisconsin. In the morning Juan and Adam first-time donor long time boner would love a de-douching in some job karma graduated in May with my BS in political science but still no luck anyway after much needed de douching is there any way I could get Adam to tell the chat room to go fuck themselves followed by a parliament grumble back to you brof wow this is it this is a tall order

2:12:12 Yeah, I think i can do that. So you want to... I'll do the deducing and all of that all in one go. Here we go. You've been de-douched! Hey chat room! Go fuck yourselves! Dr Fauci thanks so much as always for joining us Good to be here bruv You've got karma. Something so funny about that, anyway let's end this segment so hit it. 69! 69 dude! Back to you bro. Melody on a man in parts unknown. Double niggles on the dime she sent a note into your crack pipe and buzz saw

2:12:57 As a right-wing Christian conservative homeschooling nutjob, we considered our sacred duty as parents to hit our children in the mouth. So you can imagine how pleased and gratified we were to unexpectedly hear our youngest son donate to the best podcast in the universe until we realized it was in the swazzle nuff category! Ben, the 69 references relates to a number of years I have to be dead before you acknowledge that you even know what that means. As you know your parents never had sex but we've heard about it so call if you have any questions Melody Man. Melody hey lovely Melody that's very funny

2:13:44 You made my day with that one. That's a good one, I like it. Jonas Olsen and Eslov, gentlemen 5217 thank you for your great work i'm donating 50 buckaroos plus Sunday's date in hopes it will bring me luck on my first date with a girl I met at an internet dating site. Okay you're doing this all wrong. Please have some happy first date karma You're still hoping he says this is not you supposed to do. This is what swazzle nuffers for that's what that's what you need and but this first date karma What is that? I hope you gonna get a number Okay, well here comes as requested good first day. You've got karma

2:14:30 Daniel Torellio in Charleston, South Carolina. Here's a few bucks of my favorite conspiracy theorists beggars Elijah Fred and Ethel I've been a douchebag and a boner since October 28th when my first born human resource came into existence and charged or changed up my routine now that Uncle Same has given back the excess of my fair share And I had to pass on it. By the way, on the last episode you differentiated between NA listeners and producers. Because even though I never donated enough to become a producer on one side episode. I'm definitely not a low-life listener Doesn't recognize the value of the programming anyways Karma for Fred and Ethel on the upcoming move, I hope the carpet doesn't rip regards Daniel T $50 in 1 cent. I'm not quite sure what they with the carpet references Mm-hmm

2:15:29 Okay, well thank you very much Did he want a deducing? It matched the drapes I think he wanted to know. Did he want a deducing or just a karma is what it was there we go You've got karma Robin Hawkin Anna Illinois 50 happy Valentine's Day to Raleigh my wonderful husband of 12 years and faithful NA listener sweet Jason Green in Douglasville, Georgia. Here's another small donation to underwrite the show on behalf of ProtectorSystems.com You might remember that we are a startup building manual powered raw water treatment systems for villages and developing regions When I last underwrote the show before Christmas, I pledged to donate again if Protector Systems reached 225 likes on Facebook Thank you so much for to the 50 plus producers who did not who did just that it is heartwarming To be a part of The No Agenda family although

2:16:21 We didn't reach the target. I'm going to give it another shot if we reach 300 likes on facebook dot com slash protector systems by next Thursday show, I'll donate again and tell you about our system that will soon be heading to Haiti. Thank you JCDNAC for creating something that is so much more than a podcast Oh, that's a good tagline too. So much more than a podcast I like it Yeah, I'm digging that well first of all very and I got no I looked at last time But now this is going to Haiti That's kind of cool you can bet they didn't get any of that Bill Clinton money Nobody did yeah bill clinton got some of that bill clinton money By the way we talked in the last show about how hillary yes is Going to take some time off Yes

2:17:06 Finish the face job. Yeah, duh Well we didn't mention that way I think we should mention I think what? I got a shot this is gonna be good I have a shit never see it saw this before and I've saved it in a file a Beautiful shot of Hillary and some other people did you know doing something somebody's give me somebody an award or trophy then this is a fantastic profile shot at Hillary so you see you have a good shot of hanging skin Hanging skin. Hanging skin? Hanging skin. And she'll cross from her by the way is Nancy Pelosi who's I think 71 now and looks like she's 30 years younger than Hillary She's hanging boobs. I bet even money that Hillary is gonna go to Pelosi's plastic surgeon Well, Pelosi has amazing knockers they are I mean they're watermelons Yeah! I just threw up in my mouth

2:18:02 Yeah, just thinking of it. That's really bad I can't believe that we've been talking about this Jeremy's like old man talk hold on say we got a do we have to do a karma here? You just uh Karma didn't do anything do you want to come up okay? But I do like the yes no agenda so much more than a podcast. I like it Jeremy Falk in Yucatan hola Carlos and Pinofilo, I can't... this guy's got some crazy characters. I can't see them on here. Greetings from the Yucatan! Today is my 10-year wedding anniversary and i feel guilty about a weekend so here is 50 bucks please give me a de-douching and some work karma for my haciendaxxim.com Hacienda xixim

2:18:48 What is that? I don't know, check it out or you dedouche him. Okay... You've been de-douched! You've got karma. Hacienda... what is it? XIXIM.com This is not a very snappy thing to rattle off to people. Hacienda Magnifici... Oh wow Oh, you gotta check this out. Hacienda XIXIM is a magnificently restored 16th century hacienda located in the jungles of the Yucatan Peninsula and is the plantation home of Yucatan Bamboo Inc. John!

2:19:28 This is a vacation pad. Is this guy the owner of it? Yes! Yeah, look at that. Oh this is beautiful Vacationing in the Yucatan paradise We'll have to send him an email asking if the internet connection is any good and we can each go down there for a couple shows He's got like the Inca things there What does it cost? He has rates here Hold on so I don't see what it costs Is that his wife cool nice we can negotiate a deal yeah, it's got like cool-looking food there. He was like little windows Here is pool view room 120 per night based on double occupancy the dungeon room 120 per night Ruben's room

2:20:11 There's the cistern room A, the cistern room B... The casita suite. We could have a- we could have a night meeting down there! Oh my god how awesome would that be? I want the dungeon room Yeah i'm sure you do Anyway It has two king beds and two twin beds with a private bath Do they have uh... handcuffs already provided? What?! Mike Westerfield 50 bucks and David Kroll finishes off the day with from Hamilton, Ontario and Ontario Hamilton Ohio Sir Mike Westfield by the way in David Kroll I want to thank everybody who gave us some help on this show and remember

2:20:55 Sunday's coming up. I would like to guilt everybody If you don't mind for a minute, this was yeah We had the two fourteens but that's just people doing like special shout outs where is your value for value? Excuse me What are you paying just know I do this exercise with Miss Mickey all the time and particularly in LA You walk around LA and then at the end of days what did I spend on like junk Just crap like a coffee or water Or you know and it's in its twenty thirty dollars So please just take some of that and support us. If we're not entertaining you for five to six hours a week, then go away and don't think about supporting us at all but if we are...if we are and you enjoy it then support us! It's a very simple system. We're not going to sell you gold when we can talk openly because we don't have to hit the top-of-the hour for the network news. You know what I mean? We won't have to employ writers

2:21:53 This is what we need. We need some support from you and it has been light, it's been really really light I know that this is the beginning of the year but look at what you're spending My God! We are going through this move where we are changing address Oh my god, I'm going to cut this out. What are we paying for? Do you know how many things if you just look at your bank account statement little $5 subscription thingies that you signed up for that you can't get rid of Have you ever looked at that John? Yeah there's all kinds of weird crap on a statement I mean there is like iStockphoto.com and then there's little subscription for this, little subscription for that And before you know it at the end of the month thats 20 bucks

2:22:40 So just tell me if you're getting value from all these little subscriptions you've got or if you'd like to help us out. Here's how you do it... devorac.org That's where you do it. slash N A Where else can they go, John? They can go to channeldevoric.com slash NA also the No Agenda Nation website and No Agenda Show has a button that you can push on. That's a very good idea! It's your birthday, birthday of Noah Jander Tom Kilbride congratulates his girlfriend Nancy who is one hot smoking babe turned 70 on the 20th and he sent us a picture thank you very much Tom. You are so right sir Sir Kelly congratulates her son, Sir Dallas turned 17 and Angela Barkhouse says happy birthday to her husband Rick Barkhouse He celebrates on the 17th Happy Birthday from all your buddies here at The Noah Jenner Show

2:23:35 No nights no nights, however You like that new jingle we've got here. What did he say? Oh you didn't hear it now listen again Yeah because it was our editor that's ryan sprinkle from uh... a m s pictures dot com he says making a couple of funny yet yes you may want for you to all i think is what we just had hasn't come up but he has a the bond apocalypse of the bond about bombed apocalypse alright so under the uh... under his europe a category we have a nice little diddy here from our buddy at night show for us

2:24:33 who was talking about a new phenomenon. As you know, the European Parliament elections are coming up and they have decided as is possible according to their treaties because they don't really have a constitution according to the treaties that everyone's been forced to sign on to if a two thirds majority of Euro parliament wants to hold the vote for the Starfleet command in secret they can decide to do so and they have decided just that So your next euro president... That's astonishing to me! Your next euro president will be chosen by secret ballot. You will not know what your so-called chosen representatives have voted, you're not allowed to know it's a secret ballot and just to make sure that you know exactly what's going on and that no one has any mis or disinformation out there we have the official troll patrol

2:25:32 Well, it's serious. The Bureau of the Parliament which is the organisation of the European parliament which decides how resources are spent they decided that they're going to train in-house staff in the run up to the European elections 2014 to train those people to go online and look at Facebook Twitter other social media sites and to correct That's their word, not mine. To correct any misapprehensions that may exist about the European Union. Uh, Mr Curry we need to correct you on something you said about the European Union? This is what the Soybean Council does.

2:26:16 The European Soybean Council. No, the soybean council if you write some nasty thing about soybean oil which people do like it's an estrogen analogue dimension and all of a sudden you have breasts And your brain will shrink You get boobs in your brain shrinks yes? Yeah those two things Yes And they come knocking Same thing exactly. And do they pay you when you change stuff? Can we make any money this way or... No, they usually talk to the publication and then they tell them that we'd like run a rebuttal and maybe pay them Have you ever dealt with the Soy Foundation? No but Mimi actually tracked down, this is couple years ago she tracked down all of these

2:26:57 all the representations on the internet of why soy oil is so great and found, you know essentially word-for-word paragraphs in all these original quote unquote articles showing it was all planted bullcrap. Yeah makes very common thing this what good publicity supposed to do So there's a Redbook thing, which I think we already crossed off. But people need to be reminded you remind the people several times of some things that we've discussed in the past and clips that we've played headline IBMs Watson providing superior cancer treatment plans and will accelerate the adoption of new cancer research

2:27:37 This is as we predicted and it's in the red book. We actually predicted this when they were on the show, on the Jeopardy program. We predicted it at that point that this was a scam. Yeah I should have pulled the clip but literally said that IBM Watson would be recommending your treatment for health care and so here's the article tweet the IBM Watson system The IBM Watson system gained fame by beating human contestants on the television quiz show Jeopardy! almost two years ago. Since that time, Watson has evolved from a first-of-a kind status to a commercial cognitive computing system.

2:28:21 And by the way, as we pointed out when they beat the humans, it's only because they had a quicker trigger. It wasn't that they knew anymore. They could push the button faster because essentially could read the question before human can read it cause it was all machine. They'd get the machine version so just a bunch of data, bunch of ASCII text and they could get through instantly and then hit the button if they knew the answer And so it's a scam. It was a bull crap thing, the whole thing was ridiculous So there is new disorder which I think being considered for DSM-5 Which i found to be interesting and maybe something to it and don't know if they can drug this out of you although I'm sure they can Is sensory processing disorder Have you heard about this John? Sounds like dyslexia Sensory Processing Disorder or SPD

2:29:18 is a neurological disorder causing difficulties with taking in, processing and responding to sensory information about the environment and from within one's own body. For those identified as having SPD, sensory information may be sensed and perceived in way that is different from most other people." What this says is you know how kids will be like, ah these socks are itchy? That's SPD! Yeah, my daughter can't wear a wool sweater because she says it's itchy. Well totally SPD drug that kid! We've been trying but she keeps running away What you took her off the leash? Are you nuts?! Oh by the way we're talking about that people if you have kids Can I just make one suggestion and I have had a kid and my kid is now big

2:30:05 It is not cute when you teach your kid to high-five people. Okay? It's embarrassing. Give him a high five, honey! No that's not cute at all... It is so lame You must have seen that a lot in LA I saw it on the plane where I was like my little two year old High Five! High Five! And the kids like doesn't do anything and then the parent keeps going Come on Do it you can do it give a high five give a high five give a high five It's like that is the worst thing you could stop it Just stop it. That is not okay! It's not the same as putting your kid on a leash, but still is really really really not okay. So you're kind of glossed over the European news? You kinda missed the horse scandal? No! The horse meat is a huge distraction

2:30:50 I know, but there was one piece of kind of interesting information in this particular report that i had to mention because it kind of chides the Brits about the contents of their hamburgers. ...writing in The Guardian this week said you may be reassured to know that EU regulations insist that if it's called meat It has to be, quote, skeletal muscle with naturally included or adherent fat and connective tissue. And that our own Food Standards Agency insists that economy beef burgers must contain a heartening 47% of the same stuff sourced from cows

2:31:25 As ever, modern capitalism spoils us. So if I read this correctly, Dean Best, if 47% of those economy beef burgers have to be beef then they're not even breaking the law if they put horse meat in there. Or cat meat or rats! We got an email from a producer Andrew in the UK and he says, listen this is the hugest distraction. This horse meat scandal has been going on for a week now but has gained ridiculous coverage in the past few days He says this is a cover-up I propose it's a huge scale distraction created by the government at this time they're trying to pass the justice and security bill

2:32:11 which has had its second reading in the Commons this week. This bill is a bill that would allow the UK government to make anything secret in the interest of national security, a phrase that's well overused in the USA but not so much here. Well you're learning quickly! The media have not reported on this one bit and I did see a commentator at the BBC try to bring it up but he was taken off camera quickly and told they were out of time Back to the horse meat scandal. So wow, they can make anything they want secret like that you're eating horse meat! This is nuts... The other kind of interesting story which is slowly developing in Italy Is this comic who's like trying to take... They are running a comedian literally

2:33:01 I've talked with Willow a lot about this guy and he has been, he's kind of like Andrew Dice Clay. He's been around for a long time and is just at this point the Italians are so desperate that they'll take him They'll take him. But he will take him because he seems to be the one that's advocating renegotiating the debt, because the Italians of all the people is you know where the Medici came from or their original bankers were born before any place else. Yeah they know that they're going to get totally hosed by the EU if they can't get out of this scam that was pulled on them. Bloomberg television in his quarter past

2:33:42 6 o'clock here in London. Now Italy's election season is in full swing, one unusual candidate is gaining ground comedian Beppe Grillo was head of the country's five-star movement he's disrupting the political scene his message is that Italy's debt must be renegotiated if the country is to escape a decade of stagnation our European editor David Tweed is with us he's ruffling a few feathers isn't it? He has been ruffling feathers for quite some time but The interesting thing is what he's actually aiming to do in this election. You can see him here, he has been campaigning and crossing all over Italy He has got this little camper van that he is going around in What he wants to do is be a spoiler in the selection So he is aiming to get 100 seats out of 945 seats In the upper house and lower house And eventually want to bring down whatever government is formed Is giving himself 6-8 months

2:34:38 He's also positioning himself as an absolute populist and he is really going after the whole issue a lot of Italians are very worried about, and that is the debt. Alright prediction? Write it down... Unfortunate accident! For real That's not much of a prediction on this show Well no but this unfortunate accident I'm gonna say road accident Yeah he was driving around in a camper Car overturns It says hot pockets store on the side weirdly enough Oh really?! Is that what it says? Hmm Yeah, if only I could find it quickly enough. Oh there you go. Alright while we're there we might as well roll it out. Although there's no evidence to suggest a motive other than old age The Pope's unusual departure has left some wondering Could be deeper?

2:35:29 than what we've been told at the moment. Italians say his age and the weight of scandals, especially revelations of sexual abuse by priests may have gotten to the scholarly pontiff. Nah... I'm not thinking that this is something everybody would like to talk about is what's going on with the Pope so... Now entering second half of show I have a number of possibilities. I'll bet you do! My...I have a couple favorites actually, so i'm just going to lay them out. I've not decided which track I am going with yet First of all we have the Prophecy of Popes This is something that you can look up for yourself The Prophecy of Popes Is a list of 112 short phrases in Latin To describe each of the Roman

2:36:22 Catholic Popes and we are now up to the if this next Pope, there will be another Pope names himself Peter the Roman which is according to the prophecies that will be the end of Rome. That he will be the last Pope ever and the Antichrist will show and it's all over. This has been around since 1590 Although some say the original prophecy of the Pope's goes back to 1139. So that is one, that is one Now there's another... I thought this was actually quite good because of course this guy who by the way wasn't he Austrian? Right? Ratzinger. He's German straight up. Well I thought it wasn't Austrian. It's okay There is a theory out there

2:37:15 That he quit and said look I can't deal with it because he refuses to Be the person to tell the world about the aliens now. We know that Yes, we know that yeah well, we know that the Russians you know how many times have we had every had this Where Medvedev has said, you know look it's just a matter of time. Putin has said to Obama look if you don't tell people I'm gonna tell people and the Pope wants no part of it He says I can't deal with this. I cannot be a part of this whole exposure of The aliens which is coming okay? And then

2:37:59 I think this is probably the one, as we have to follow the money. There's a couple of things that happened that are not...I'm amazed the media doesn't even bring this up. Remember The Butler? Who exposed the memos and oh yeah they fired the guy from the Vatican Bank known as the...it's called the IOR, The Institute Of Religious Works. corruption with this money that the European Parliament actually seized like 300 million euros of assets from the bank. This Pope had to get out because he was mismanaging everything and they've had to bring in new accountants, because the whole thing is banking I mean you may love the Pope or maybe religious but this is all about the Vatican Bank and I think he just screwed up You know this is actually the first banker to go to jail And that's their version of it! You get kicked out Well any one of these could be possible

2:39:05 I really hope it's the aliens. Yeah, that would be you! I really hope it's the alie- That would be so nice... That would be better. It'd be more entertaining And we didn't even talk about this Happy year of the snake John Yeah, happy year of the snake to you. And a happy year for all these snakes out there who are working in the Hollywood region. There's concern that some of the most notorious events in recent history have happened during the Year of the Snake The terrorist attacks at 9-11 The Chinese government crackdown at Tiananmen Square The start of the Great Depression All happened during the years of the snake The Year of the Snake is not that great

2:39:45 This Feng Shui master whose advice was sought by the builders of Richmond's Olympic Oval suggests there is something to the cultural superstition Yeah, here you go year the snake. It sucks things a cycle everything society and all along yeah, it's the year of the snake so it fits perfectly with your cycle now it fits right in with these United States and EU free trade talks. Why do we even need a free trade agreement with Europe? What is this just New World Order stuff or what is it? I have no idea what the deal is, doesn't make sense to me either Aren't we all a member of the World Trade Organization That's the point...of it It's just that as a drinker you know they gotta go out and have more drinks I have no idea To the Congress of the United States

2:40:35 Message, Section 202D of the National Emergencies Act provides for the automatic termination of a national emergency unless within 90 days prior to the anniversary date of his declaration. The President publishes in the Federal Register and transmits to Congress a notice stating that the emergency is to continue in effect beyond the anniversary date in accordance with this provision Please publish in the Federal Register, the enclosed notice what country are we talking about John? National emergency frightening because it's dangerous to our national security here in the United States. We're not talking about ourselves? No no I don't think we've had an executive order Well then who is it? Libya! Libya?! Yes it's very dangerous

2:41:26 Colonel Muammar Gaddafi's government and close associates took extreme measures against the people of Libya, blahblahblahblahblah. We're in the process of winding down the sanctions but still in the meantime it is the United States we need to protect against the threat and diversion of assets or other abuse by certain members of Gaddafi's family and other former regime officials therefore I've determined as necessary continue with national emergency with respect to Libya." What a bunch of hogwash! Hogwash I don't know. That should be a requested clip you saying hogwash So when I was in Los Angeles, I did Have contact with my handler agent AIF my handler My my Jewish anti-jihadist Handler remember her? Oh yeah, and she sets you straight every so often yes And she set me straight again

2:42:25 And she told me something, I'm like this sounds like a Fox News thing. This is bullshit and she says look you know whatever if you can believe whatever you want and we actually got into a whole thing about the cultural jihad and with that then she goes... She has all these books. You know the book Milestones? This is the book or basically that a watered-down translation of What you're supposed to do as a jihadist and whenever some guy blows himself up. There's always a copy of milestones So she's got a copy of this and then she shows me that she's got these huge books of Sharia law Translation with the original text next to it isn't pretty crazy stuff when when you're reading it, but

2:43:15 and uh... and you know i mean when we are i was talking about the the muslim area member of the In London and in I think it was Norway and a couple of the European countries. Well, we had that clip the other day Yeah, yeah be like as Muslim area go away you you fag your fag You're gay you fag get out of here like a Muslim area? You can't wear those that dress go away whore and Muslim Mary You can't be drinking here And she opens the milestones which is here is Muslim areas this is it Muslim patrol Muslim areas I'm like oh That's kind of interesting And she's like, yeah Adam you have to understand that there are people now within the FBI the CIA Within all these three-letter agencies who are very confused that The Muslim Brotherhood is bringing in all these consultants and they're and the people the very people They were told To keep out of the agency are being led in the front door. And that all of this You know This is where the I'm repeating some what I've said before

2:44:14 and all of this, you know you can't be an Islamophobe etc. Islamophobia that this is the cultural jihad that they've been working on for 60-70 years and slowly all these consultants, all these advisors are all over our government and administration and Department of Homeland Security and they are literally changing the way we speak about Islam And that the Muslim, she keeps hammering the Muslim Brotherhood is extremely hell-bent on eventually introducing Sharia and Sharia law. I mean this is what they do. This is a long term approach and that our politicians...and I'll just look at Hillary Clinton you know

2:45:01 taking advantage of what they think is a great deal. It's like, hey if we just work with these people and they want to come in and be an advisor or whatever then we get all the mineral rights and we get all the drilling rights and pipeline rights and make deals with them and then I'll focus on short term making couple billion dollars with the pipeline stuff meanwhile, specifically the Muslim Brotherhood is slowly taking over and you see this happening in Egypt. The Muslim Brotherhood comes in and then Bill Gates is investing there everyone's a huge bonanza we got McCain leading entire delegations over there but once again there's the Muslim Brotherhood

2:45:38 And whenever we have senators or congressmen sending a note saying, hey we got a couple of questions about some of these advisors you've got at the Homeland Security. Then it's like oh you're a bunch of kooks! You're a bunch of nutball! You can't ask these questions! Your nuts your nuts your nuts and then she says to me John Brennan so what about John Brennan? She said he converted to Islam and no one is talking about this I'm like, really? So i'm looking around and like okay. And I see that this is kind of a meme that's been around very recently this has started and she said look you know you can believe me all you want but I have this from people that I really trust. Then I find this video of Brennan who apparently he was in...he's been

2:46:27 in the Arab world, since 75 he went to school there and everything. And she said it was not long ago that he converted to Islam and then I hear this clip which is kind of funny. But for more than three decades they have also had the tremendous fortune to travel the world. By the way John Brennan is about to be confirmed as the director of the CIA of United States you know guy within...the drone guy and as part of that experience to learn about the goodness and beauty of Islam. As a college student in the 1970s, I spent a summer traveling through Indonesia taking in the wonderful landscape culture and people of Java and Bali despite my long hair, my earring and my obvious American appearance I was welcomed throughout that country in a way that is reflection of the tremendous warmth of Islamic cultures and societies

2:47:29 Like the President during his childhood years in Jakarta, I came to see Islam not how it is often misrepresented but for what it is. How it is practiced every day by well over a billion Muslims worldwide A faith of peace and tolerance and great diversity And if you permit me or I should say, excuse me After Indonesia, I went to Egypt where there was an Arabic class at the American University in Cairo Now wait for the punchline.

2:48:33 I was a student and young man when I studied Arabic, but now I forgot most of the language. I'm lazy... still lazy. Sorry, sorry! But maybe, God willing... Here it comes! I will study Arabic again, God willing. Excuse me. Now don't tell the folks away who don't speak Arabic what I said, okay? Yeah exactly. He's an agent. We have to get somebody to translate that

2:49:23 I'm sure someone will do that for us. Yes, I'm sure it will be for the next show So so I want to say that on this program the best podcast in the universe This only place pretty much you can have the conversation about Islam and really the difference between Islam and Sharia so islam Yeah i don't know if i have a problem with that i mean just as much problem with any religion Or lack of problems with religion but i have been reading this sharia law stuff And that shit's not okay Okay, that's just not okay. It's just crap I mean you really I should I should read a piece of Sharia every day on the show You know it's like if you get your your clothes dirty and you can't find the spot you should then wash your entire clothing And like okay? I mean great But I mean do we have to be micromanaged at this level is that what this is all about yeah That's what it's all about

2:50:16 And this is the the cultural jihad is what they talk about and it is very possible That it is true that its coming and I think that we need at least have the conversation which no one else, I guess can have because You know sponsors are involved sponsors. Yeah The sponsors will pull out and you know do your labeled something and your career is over? Guess what? We got no sponsors and my careers been over for years Yeah So that's fact. Fact! So I have one clip just to kind of augment what you just said about sponsors, apparently the show The Insider has fallen apart and they've redesigned it using OMG off a Yahoo is their name, OMG insider and on this one episode they showed the future of advertising and they not only showed how it works

2:51:11 the future of advertising, you know it's the same thing everyone sells out. They now is but they shoved it in your face by actually running an ad In other words they embedded and add into the show Hold on one second I just am confused this is a entertainment product? This OMG thing Yeah It's an entertainment show that used to be The Insider okay I got it Now I'm straight And it's on Yahoo Is also on television Yahoo keeps the website going and then the television shows. They've done a joint venture of some sort, I don't know if Yahoo's making money on this idea because they're generally cheap when it comes to television so they probably aren't This is actually what most people consider news is what you're saying

2:51:50 A lot of people do. I mean obviously none of our listeners do, but you can't consider that they are experimental enough especially with Yahoo to embed an ad as bullshit and then run the product ad itself afterwards it's ridiculously shameless. ...that blew me away on the red carpet I literally chased after her Florence Walsh from Florence and The Machine we talked about her beauty must have for her makeup bag. What's the last thing that you touch on your face before you leave for the red carpet? My penis. Lipstick, lipstick. Yeah, lipstick. My beauty obsession is whatever makes mama's face look flawless on the red carpet so I understand that there's a new trend in beauty cream but CC Cream what is it? It's an anti-aging and beauty balm in one but also has instant coverage its called Olay Total Effects Tone Correcting CC Cream. Its first of its kind in the US

2:52:48 And the good news is everyone, you don't have to pay a fortune for it. I like that! You can get it at Target It's going to be the next huge thing. What does the anti-aging power of Olay Total Effects plus the perfecting color of a BB cream equal? Introducing the newest beauty trend Total Effects CC Cream C for Color C for correction. By seven signs of aging flawlessly, CC what's possible. Yeah awesome do you think that they would be a sponsor on our show after I talked about them that way? That we still want to hang in probably yeah sure that's the deal now first you gotta tell us how great we are and then we'll run an ad

2:53:27 This is unbelievable. We're going to be seeing this on everything that has anything on television where you know they talk about it doesn't even close, this is beyond selling out to your... They have people who watch the show do they trust these phonies? Yeah I guess yeah stupid slaves everyone's asleep man doesn't matter The only people are gonna survive this whole thing this whole cycle as a people listen to show and the people they love, they'll probably drag him along. Although I would think some of them would be like, man, never liked you anyway as a brother screw ya. There's a few problems. You should hear those guys shows are nuts. You should send the note to Representative Peter Defazio of Oregon Democrat has introduced a bill into the house

2:54:20 HR 630 to recalculate and restore retirement annuity obligations of the United States Postal Service, eliminate the requirement. And now I lost the rest of the text. Eliminate the requirement for the pre-funding of decades of retirement funds." This is House Resolution 630 introduced by someone who actually understands what's going on, what you've been harping about for months I harped. Interesting, okay. It's pretty good right? Yeah! Yeah, I get all these new bills and read every single one of them except these are so new that they only give you the synopsis and there is like this bill has no summaries available text not yet available but they enter it in but you can't get it out for some reason. This kind sucks yeah

2:55:24 Uh, right. Unless you've got something- Oh yeah of course we have this. Defense officials say the Pentagon is creating a new medal that can be awarded to troops who have a direct impact on combat operations but do it from afar It'll be called the Distinguished Warfare Medal The medal is recognition for evolving 21st century warfare where troops fight wars from computers and video screens The medal could go to service members who never set foot in a combat zone, but launch drone strikes or cyber attacks that kill or disable an enemy. Awesome! Gamers now can get a military award this is fantastic. That's about it. It's fantastic and here it is literally extraordinary achievement not involving acts of valor directly impacting combat operations

2:56:16 I would be ashamed to wear that. I would too! They should just have a dead child's foot on a ribbon, that's better That's the medal you should be wearing if you're a droner Its ranking will be slightly above the bronze star What? Yeah It's above- they're gonna give that and it's gonna be above the bronze star which is a Medal of Valor Yes but below the distinguished flying cross And just a little bit more than the Iron Cross, I think is actually where we're going with this. Unbelievable! I'm so brave. Extraordinary achievement not involving acts of valor It's almost like a disclaimer on... it should actually have that written on it

2:57:06 awarded for extraordinary... This is a guy who's the army guy, he's Raymond Odiemo or whatever his name is. He's just...he's a rebirthed Petraeus! He's got a million medals and he's got a bunch of badges like Boy Scout badges and the thing that always irks me Besides being bald isn't weird-looking. It irks, but we can be critical of that no But it always irks me when one of these guys has this stupid Bakelite name tag

2:57:51 Nobody knows who the hell he is which you have to be an idiot to walk around with this You know, why does he just have hello? My name is Ray Yeah the one with the white letters debate the black bakelite tag with the white letters that's done on a little machine it's Hey, you know that should be our new knowledge in the night pin. Just one of those stupid things Black Except the outrageous moron that was, why does a guy who's head of the army is the chief in the Joint Chiefs of Staff and he has got name tag on like some little kid. Am I wrong in this thing? No no it should actually say my name is... Hi! My name is General so-and-so. Now of course not but wait a minute

2:58:43 It's it's the whole thing. It's all theater. It's just I mean many times over that ever since Sandy Hook many times I have thought to myself our show is basically over this pod is over because The cats out of the bag, it's all fake did nothing as real It's just I mean we're just roaming around in a big television show dissolved. I mean, you know Yeah, I'm like... We've been talking for three hours! This freaking cruise ship is still on CNN. Hold on, I gotta plug this thing in. You won't believe it! I'm not kidding hold on. I gotta plug this thing in. ...to tie up power. This is all gonna take place in the dark they brought in a lot of emergency lighting you could say to... You are a douchebag! ...make sure that the docking takes place smoothly. Docking?

2:59:38 I mean, we have cyber security bills. We've got drone medals and all you can talk about is poop in a red bag? Really?! Go ahead people! Spend your money wherever you want to do whatever you want Please your choice if you want to give it to the best podcast of the universe where we actually inform you Your choice if not get your red bag to poop in It's what you deserve You gotta be tougher with the audience I think Yeah probably A little tougher Alright, well what are we doing? The show is too long. We're not getting value for that. I keep telling you that! Well you were the one going off on nametags for half an hour. Well it irks me... Yeah i know and I agree but It was a pleasure talking to you John as you know I took trains planes and automobiles just to get here to talk with you at all today

3:00:28 I could have said screw it. Better late than never! I could have said screw it, we'll just see on Sunday? No Yeah you could've but that's not your style and its no my style The audience expects us to produce something for them We work for them they don't work for us They're not the product No You are NOT the product We're not selling YOU We're selling YOU the best podcast in the universe TAKE IT LIKE A MAN And we'll be back on Sunday to bring you more deconstruction. Do remember us at Dvorak dot org slash NA, it's your choice use it wisely Coming to you from the capital of the drone star state in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where I remain John C Dvorak We will talk to you again on Sunday right here On No Agenda The best podcast in the universe Because two-and-a-half hours is too long for anything

3:01:26 Just who the hell do you think you people are? You have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. I want your vibe! Who are you?! We love you, Nigel Farage.