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00:01 Leprechauns seem to have a red beard. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak It's Sunday September 12th 2010 time for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 234 This is no agenda Coming to you from the Amsterdam fortified bank vault, Crackpot Command Center at Gitmo Nation Lowlands where no government is required. In the morning! I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where it's nice and sunny i'm John C Dvorak It's crackpot on buzzkill in the morning Yayyyy...it's in the morning somewhere yeah it better be yay in the mornings

00:41 How's life over there in the European compound? In the United States of Europe, well let me tell you John. Did you get any of my emails that I sent you? Like what? Well like... I think i got most of them! Well you didn't respond to a single one You want responses? Well yeah, I sent you pictures of the Dutch No Agenda meeting and you know... Oh no, I never got that. I sent you like six or seven pictures. Oh, no. Oh wow! They either got streamed over to the spam box or they just got buried with the other 500 emails that i get a day Right well John let me tell you Gitmo Nation Lowlands has uppity slaves

01:24 I gotta tell you, we had our Dutch NOAA agenda meeting on Friday. Outstanding! It was right across the street from the sex shop And you literally had to go into this bar and there was a door that said no agenda on it written in chalk. Walk up two flights, turn around to the left... We are nothing but class! I'm telling ya man high-class operation and Dennis B., slave du jour is without a doubt... You've been D-Douche'd He organized the entire event and must have been 40 people there man and we really really missed you

02:11 Yeah, I got a bunch of notes from a number of them saying hey where are you? Yeah mostly actually tweets it was. It was just amazing I have let's see I have at least eight books. I have to read Just in there's even a book for you John a pronunciation it said wrapped what I know what's in it. It's a Guide to Dutch pronunciation want me to unwrap it for you tell you what it is It's a guide for Dutch pronunciation, you just said. Well I don't know exactly what it is it might be funny or...I can just leave in the...in the row? No no no open it up and gengen let's...and amuse the public Okay here we go Let me see here It's nice little checkerboard stuff here What does this say Oh! It's the Berlitz Dutch for travelers John

02:53 Yeah, it's one of those booked in but how many there they sell none I mean everybody in Holland speaks English Inscription on the front. Hey John good luck with the fine Dutch language from Mark Hogan You know he was already given up. He oh He really wants to help you with your pronunciation of Zandam Zandam yeah, that's the one sound dumb exactly sand dome. Hey man I but I gotta tell you John we had one of our producers traveled from Regina Canada That rhymes with yep You know it we had oh the no agenda groupies were there This is why I want you to see the picture because they had their boobs out in full force for the picture and

03:39 Oh, oh yeah you missed that. Let me go dig that up now Yeah and let's see we had a couple from Poland We had United Kingdom We had Finland As I said Canada We have the Netherlands Juke Berkenbosch played live and unplugged It was absolutely amazing party Miss Mickey was there Christina came by and it was just, I was blown away. There is hope for this country after all not much. Sounds like they were all from out of state! No there wasn't enough of them there it was just fantastic really really good yeah I was uh I was blown away and of course we're all drinking beer but you know we all knew that if you had been there we would have been drinking fine Cabernet probably a Bordeaux. Yeah exactly

04:39 Alright, let's take a look here. I finally got you isolated. There is something I'm running that is killing this poor... And I mean Marijke was there chat room is reminding me So I had two blonde bitches with me Came in like a pimp. It's funny, you know when you're in Holland We've been here for like three days and you walk into a place that's kind of like the smell of reefers In the air and people are drinking beer and then all of a sudden hear hey in the morning in the morning in the morning in the morning It's 830 at night perfect

05:15 Absolutely perfect. Yeah, no dude here here you go this must be it I don't think like I can never do one of these without you again It just didn't feel right. That's okay. You carried the day You were missing man. It just really didn't feel right and I felt like I was you know like getting all the love and well You know what when I'm back on the in Gitmo Nation West. Oh, I'll give you a kiss So I got the picture, there's four blonde girls. One of them is kind of homely wearing glasses Come on dude that's the hot kind! I like that! I think it's you Oh sorry your right You bastard Do you see the boobs though? Uh one of them has huge boobs Yeah thats Noah

06:02 Yeah, we'll post these pictures and then there's a cute one in the middle and a cute one on the right. And then there's the ugly one in the back with the glasses on. Oh I'm sorry that's you. Screw you Dvorak! You look like one of the girls in this picture. It's hilarious. Bullshit By the way when do you start wearing glasses that aren't your regular pink rose colored glasses? These are my new glasses man this is my new look you don't like it No, yeah it's very... you look like Jon Hamm in Admin. I mean you have a kind of retro... Yeah, thank you! I'll take that. This is in again dude. You gotta go with the times my brother. But where's the pink? No more pink. It's over Oh no Yes this how it starts This is not good. I want to remind people out there that don't know this. I'm going to expose this Adam actually looks through rose colored glasses Well I used too

06:55 We talked about this and how you believe it affects the way you think. Uh-huh And now, you're not going to do it anymore so I think that will change the way you think Well, I was wearing them on Thursday's show I think I thought I was thinking okay Now I'm gonna have to reevaluate everything you say Everything in a whole new light Yes! Non pink When I was younger Yeah Oh boy... I used to wear glasses that were yellow really does that for one summer at uh... during my uh... formative years i worked a trail mobile as an inspector yes really good for snow and so you well it's also good for inspecting their cargo containers which is what they meant actually there so all the inspectors worthy of that he was required all inspectors war yellow glasses that were our prescription and so you can because apparently you could see a flaws in other things you can see if he flies right

07:54 With yellow glasses on and I got used to wearing them. They're actually kind of cool look at everything for these yellow glasses when I uh, When I fly I wear the especially yellow coated glasses and even when it's not sunny out because you can actually Uh see the clouds they're more defined. Uh, i really love the yellowish glasses but these are Yellows interesting glasses These are the kind that um that turn dark when you walk outside Mine? No the ones i'm wearing So they... The ones you have now, the new ones? Yeah. They shade automatically. Which has a fundamental flaw I've discovered because yeah like yeah don't have to have two pairs of glasses with me except when you're driving in the car

08:33 The sun isn't shining on them directly, so they're just in their light state. So it kind of defeats the whole purpose. I have a driver's license from some years back. I had a pair of those glasses once and for some reason the DMVs camera or whatever even when they weren't darkened up darkened them up So I actually have a California, an illegal California's driver's license from some years back that has me as the picture with a pair of dark glasses on. Come on John they're blue blockers admit it you've been wearing blue blockers all these years Yeah should be yeah so anyway just before we get started i need to ask you a question because the top of the news here is something which i think has not at all been covered in the United States and I think I know why

09:20 Did you hear anything about a Geert Wilders speech at Ground Zero on 9-11? No. Nothing at all, right? Zip! So this was played up as the big thing... Geert Wilders he's doing his speech at Ground Zero He is going to be talking about the Islam and oh we're all afraid because now the whole Muslim world is gonna terrorize The Netherlands Because oh he's poking them, he's stoking them This is no good And I have, I'm telling you. This is the Dutch version of the crazy pastor in Florida. Yeah. Geert Wilders, I am now convinced if the guy was for real he would have been dead by now which he's not

10:07 Since he's not, this guy is a total plant. That's his entire job He'll never be in the coalition government His entire job is to look a little bit crazy with the blonde hair all pulled back and make people afraid Just like the pastor from Florida so apparently the prepaster from florida supposedly and of course when you have this guy involved you wonder what that i could i made this assert this crazy assertion that the pastor for it is is cia uh... something else is a good idea but believe that things are planned yes statement they saw so apparently he's backed off because of a phone call personal phone calls guys yeah from gates uh... robert gays yet defense secretary case and uh...

10:54 So, and apparently Gates invited him to come down to New York or go up the New York and I guess on the government dime. I don't know on Go to New York to talk to them. I emom who I am also convinced a CIA because there was totally There's a very, couple of very interesting articles that came out this last week or so. Wait a minute did you see the one about the connects the whole Ground Zero mosque to the CIA? The Victory Mosque yeah! The whole thing is connected to the CIA So here's what happened Here's what I think happened Which and I don't think we're doing anybody a favor by Especially not doing the CIA any favors by discussing this No I think the thing was planned to become a honeypot.

11:40 And this guy, because this guy's been going back and forth to the Muslim countries. What happened was the right-wing talk show hosts got hold of the fact that this character, this imam was being shipped by the State Department year after year to Egypt and these various Muslim countries where he'd slam the United States and make all kinds of crazy assertions which never get over here because they have translations harsh and so somebody's translated a few of these things that this guy is terrible but in fact he may have been setting up a honeypot the whole time unbeknownst to all the right-wing talk show hoes who kind of screwed the pooch on us. They made the big stink, and so meanwhile now the whole thing is like a mess

12:25 Yeah, there's an article that I have in the show notes that really connects all the dots between the organization and the foundation that is actually either paying for or sponsoring part of the quote mosque, the imam. And it goes way like two degrees separated from the CIA. It's getting pretty obvious Yeah, it's too funny. So anyway so all the do-gooders the right wing do gooders you know trying to stop bad things from happening they got into the mix and they basically messed up the idea that this could be a pretty fantastic honeypot

13:07 And now I would guess that the CIA has to go back to square one on the whole thing. And by the way, whenever Donald Trump gets into the mix you know it's rigged. Trump is like oh I'll buy that! I'll just buy that! Okay Trump's in fixed not buying it. It's like yeah guys he shows up right on cue So I'm looking at the news rundown of all the articles about Wieders being at the ground zero and they're all Fox News, nobody... just basically not covered. Bloomberg had a note about it American Thinker, rest of its blogs

13:50 the Christian Science Monitor talks about him going, heading there. And that's it! I'm telling you and here is like the big news front page of the newspapers and he's gonna provoke the Muslims...and it's funny because Mickey actually caught herself The other day we're talking about this and he's on the front page of the paper, and I'm like oh my god it is so obvious. This guy is just... And she's like yeah but it's kind of scary because you know that we could have terrorists and she went like oh geez I can't believe actually fell for it just like exactly exactly It's so obvious! And meanwhile there's no government they're all laughing The guy will never be in the coalition and people are getting hoodwinked But ya know

14:31 Getting the hoodwinks. That's all right got our aren't no agenda producers they're onto it though Yeah, well that's what we do that is what we do why don't we so I want to say hi everybody? There was at that meetup and sorry I wasn't there It sounds like it was a lot of fun and even though you have a new job John Hamm character amongst you And this picture is just too funny. Yes. I did learn something John We still really aren't quite all that great with all the credits. I we're doing pretty good, all things considered But we have missed a couple things People are okay with it. Uh...I do have a birthday that i have to make up for which will be in the birthday segment Oh and also have to dedouche You've been de-douched Sales guy, youp

15:20 is hereby deduced. He brought a quarter knighthood, so make sure that he's... I think that makes him an associate exec for this episode? Yeah, that would be associate exec. Okay just want to make sure he's on there because he- What's his name? Sales guy Youp. Youk? Youp! J O E P. Joup. Sales Guy Youp I mean really everyone who was there should kind of be deduced. I mean, I can't remember everybody's name... Just do it! Here is a big friend... How about doing like group deducing and then you read down with it? Alright everybody put your hands on your iPod You've been Deduced! I always wonder what people think the first time listeners

16:13 What do you mean they've already tuned out what are you talking about? They're going back to Alex Jones I feel told me to listen to this show It's funny because I got a note from Hold on. Let me bring it up here Dame or Where was it who do we who did we dame last week? I don't think we damed anybody last week. Yeah, we did! We did, we did, we did... Oh, I thought I'd saved it here. Crap. Dame Walker

16:53 Remember her husband? All right, okay. And she said she walked into our office and several people from the office congratulated her on her dayhood She had no idea those people were listening to the show That's great You know III think something's afoot here and by the way my old man My dad because we saw him at my sister's wedding he said in the morning Like what? Yeah, I like that show. That's pretty good What you guys do there yeah your donors love you Donors do love our producers well. I said it. I set him straight obviously Good so I want to mention a kind of a

17:41 I wouldn't call it, I wouldn't say offhand that it's a mea culpa but we were duped the two of us. It is minor dupation. But we were duped by this 3D image of a child. Yeah and that was probably partially... It's a chalk drawing done in that perspective Yeah, that artist does yeah. No I that's probably my fault But but when I read this story it came across if they had some holographic image I mean I don't know if you saw the story in the show notes But I also got the email you're referring to and it's just a really elongated kid but still It's still kind of weird when you're driving up and all sudden the kid kind of pops up on the pavement You know chasing the ball? It's still kind of weird

18:22 I guess. There was an entire episode, I think it was Art Land or one of those shows that used to be on the cable that dedicated to the guy who invented this idea. He does chalk drawings, in fact we were at a art festival in Palo Alto couple of weeks ago and they allowed... there's a bunch of chalk artists on the side streets it was very big event and two or three of them did this perspective style drawing you have to get yourself positioned right spot and looks really good when you see it But it's hardly a hologram, but the article literally said Holographic image so yeah. Yeah now we were duped But you know word will be the first ones to say and then we caught it sorry take as much all right Let's do let's thank some producers here for making this show happen alright. Let me go back to where we were

19:21 Here we go nice, sorry Okay, we have a couple of executive producers including Ryan story who? Won't he be a standalone boxed executive producer now. He is What is this? Lucky 10-10-10 celebration knighthood. What is it all about? Well, if you look on the donation page there's a $1,010.10 donation which he took and he added something to it and I'm not absolutely sure why because it comes out as... Maybe he did Euros or something? No Australia. He's in Australia which would be less

20:20 uh... whatever the case is he has thirteen hundred fifty eight dollars twenty seven cents which amounts to uh... uh... knighthood and uh... an executive producer in his separate box yes height john and uh... and adam ryan story from adelaide also have set up ww no agenda domains dot com will send the cash through through slaves style keep up to date work also deduce she give me deducing you've been t do you wish He wanted it because he just thinks is a cool jingle. Which I think it is too, I think its one of our best. Paul Couture and his lovely wife both get an executive producer

21:04 We have Ryan in the box. We have Paul Couture and his wife executive producers, you know, Danny Tennessee What's it? What's this wife's name again? It starts with an a it's Right dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yes I can open at once Adriana. Yeah, you're gonna cane could go not Adriana Adriana Kane couture which is kind of a nice name Adriana yeah sexy it is So that's 500 each from Sir Paul and Adriana. Scott Denny, Walkertown North Carolina is the OTM nighted person I guess he wouldn't get the executive producers job so let's go to the last executive producer which is Timothy Cavanaugh Lawton Michigan

21:55 uh... using executive producer two thirty three you spelled my name wrong on the credits so it is spelled right and episode two thirty four so give us another three thirty three thirty three week he says it may be a new way to get more donations which is the fifth and we've noticed that every time screw up yet more money at this age corrective mistake peculiar but i'm not gonna complain about it no i am now copying in from the spreadsheet so i get a right sorry about that and we have uh... associate executive producer greg stone and um... he's got uh... in in the morning donations recess uh... blah blah blah is getting any work internet would norris stone dot com

22:39 uh... and also st chase mccarthy in christian stead v i virgin islands sarah it sounds like a christians that sounds like a virgin island possibility to the eye has got his number james gary version of the house yes sir can i read both you about gold knight idea he was with gold coins and never knew we were just in the air in-depth points and uh... and so he's an executive also erin harper of smear in a georgia two twenty-two and he's got to get a birthday call up for his sister which will be later so that's are going on there and sales guy you've of course also since there is a good news also yet another social issue we have a quite a few this is good it's fantastic must have been a good show on thursday

23:39 Yeah, it's right cuz I was over modulated Just in the beginning. They like me when I'm shouting So just quickly on the PR front It was very nice to see the bamboo no agenda iPad holders which soon will go on sale I'm using one right now Which is actually perfect for? For the jingles to hold the iPad very happy with that It was Dame Walters as I said she got damed and and that was in her office mates. I congratulated her Enzo who's running got no agenda calm says, I'm offering a 1010 promo on all email accounts it got no agenda comm $10 and ten cents for the account in effect until the end of our show on 1010 10 hope you promote that obviously and Yeah, I think that's

24:28 That's we have and we'll have our knighthoods later on. So thank you everybody, and congratulations to our executive producers Our associate executive producers, you know how it works. This is something that is a real credit put on your resume Put in your email signature put it on your IMDB And of course as always we will vouch for ya if anyone questions this credit It's no different from having some there on an HBO series or a movie with the only difference that will actually vouch for instead Of those douchebags and the mainstream media all the rest out there You know what to do

25:05 and propagate the formula. Our formula is this, we go out we hit people in the mouth. Shut up, slave! Which by the way was very funny. The no agenda meeting... The whole slave thing is working for us. Really people are like... Everyone's like shut up slave! Slave! Everybody's a slave You know what? We're all slaves we all know it Hey John breaking news Breaking news this just in from the BBC headline

25:47 British troops investigated for heroin smuggling. Yeah, you know I looked at that article when it came through and i was thinking uh... you know this is not me we would do what we've talked about for forever years but but i think how does this come out of his new story where houses news story workers are well there you go there they found it now they're gonna stop it now what happens in a situation like this having worked for the government myself You have, you know they've been running this stuff through the airplanes. They've been hauling it out... What was that movie with uh... American Gangster with Denzel Washington. American Gangster discussed this and how it works. I mean they've been doing this for years but what happens is once in a while some officious jerk-off says hey there's heroin smuggling going on over there! Some officious jerk-off reports it before they can shoot him

26:40 And the next thing you know, the whole big investigation ensues and then they have to now reroute the planes. You know they just get around it but... I thought it was so funny if you read it says that the Ministry of Defense said that they were aware of the quote unsubstantiated claims that troops were using military aircrafts to ship the drug out of the country Military has been tightened with additional sniffer dogs being used as part of the crackdown on the bases These dogs are freaking high man. They're like Like shut tell the dog to shut up The silliest when I read that story just laughed We regret any inconvenience this causes to our service personnel many of our people found to be engaged in trafficking of illegal Narcotics will feel the full weight of the law. What the hell does that mean? And I love the end yet, but last line is the best Afghanistan is the source of 90% of the world's opium

27:39 Hmm. Yeah, let's see It's almost like it's funny is like a nudge-nudge I know what I mean? I Yeah, little coded message in there is funny. It just killed me to have that come in. I love it Yeah, of course nothing changes. Hey You have a lot of clips I Have a couple clips uh... because we got we get sent a clip to that is it from our one of our listeners are really producers the couple clips he said and but we're gonna run those next on uh... project around thursday i wasn't prepared for him at the moment uh... i have a couple of interesting clips i don't want to be many more highly entertaining

28:24 But let me just give it well, there's just don't get one out of the way. Okay good No actually no I better save for the second half of this show cuz it's too nutty you nutty yes You know I was doing a little cruising around the 9-11 speeches that were made and There was a very disturbing meme that kind of popped up so first of all we have Here's Michelle Obama Was in Shanksville And so she was speaking there as was former first lady Laura Bush. And I'm just going to play like a minute and a half of Michelle Obama, and listen for the meme because that pops up in a moment. And have a little clip of the president's weekly address. It was a little disturbing. The men and women of Flight 93 were college students and grandparents. They were businessmen pilots in flight attendants

29:26 There was a writer, an antique dealer, a lawyer and engineer. They came from all different backgrounds... And by the way she was sniffling throughout this entire thing which is kind of weird I don't know if she had a cold or a coke tick but she was sniffling the whole time and touching her nose and I'm just gonna think that she had flu-like symptoms ...all walks of life and they all took a different path to that September morning But in that awful moment, when the facts became clear and they were called to make an impossible choice. They all found the same resolve. They agreed to the same bold plan. They called the people they loved many of them giving comfort instead of seeking it

30:23 I just have to point out that there were no air phones on any of the planes that were used during September 11th. So it is, of course, miraculous that people were able to use their cellphones at 30 thousand feet to call home so i just want to point out... Yeah, its ridiculous. ...fantastic. ...they were taking action and everything would be okay and then they rose as one They acted as one. Get ready for the meme here And together they changed history's course and in the days that followed when we learned about the heroes of flight 93 and what they had done, We were proud, we were awed, we were inspired but I don't think any of us were really surprised because it was clear that these 40 individuals were no strangers to service

31:25 and to sacrifice. Okay, so there's a meme in there which we'll get to in a second Well there is actually a slew of them It almost as though it was written by a meme master I mean you have changed history rose as one heroes proud and whatever no strangers to service That would be the one So if you listen to the presidents weekly address here's what he had to say My brother's keeper I am my sister's keeper and on this day we recall that at our darkest moment We summoned a sense of unity and common purpose. We responded to the worst kind of depravity with the best of our humanity by the way For a minute here when I heard this, I thought it was hearing Bush talk It's like so we were Summoned what did he say? He says it's really weird his

32:23 We responded to the worst kind of depravity with the best of our humanity. Oh right, The Best Of Our Humanity which is go in and kill some Arabs in Iraq That was uh... The Best Of Our Humanity that's what we did right? Yeah Nice Real nice Prez So each year at this time we renew our resolve against those who perpetrated this barbaric act of terror and who continue to plot against us for we will never waver in defense of this nation. Eh I'm gonna kick your ass bitches! We renew our commitment to our troops and all who serve to protect this country. Ooh, stand by! And their families But we also renew the true spirit of that day Not the human capacity for evil but the human capacity for good not the desire to destroy but the impulse to save To go kick your ass That's why we mark September 11th as a National Day of Service and Remembrance Ohhhh! And there is link right underneath the video to service dot org... uh.. dot gov sorry

33:22 So they've got the service meme, they have now literally turned 9-11 into a day of service. We have to go serve slaves so that bothered me and I just wanted to remind people that you notice there's when uh when the airplanes brought down the twin towers they had cameras at LAX waiting for Of course, the flight never arrived that was supposed to go from Boston to LAX. But there was also no one waiting for anyone because gee I don't know you know maybe uh...no one was really expected to arrive it's always been a huge if you ever seen that video which is in the show notes you just see like a camera and no one's around no one's waiting no limo drivers waiting for businessmen and women nothing at all

34:17 And of course, that's why you never hear anything about the passengers on the other two planes but only about flight 93. A movie was made about only one flight, Flight 93 This is the airplane that went straight into the ground left a sliver of a hole with no debris around it whatsoever and of course we have the famous words of Mr Donald Rumsfeld. Christie is brilliant she is... Oh shit wrong one fuck it I said it so nicely. Here comes In a sense, if we imagine the kind of world we would face if the people who bombed the best ball in Mosul or the people who did the bombing in Spain. Or the people who attacked the United States and New York shot down the plane over Pennsylvania? Oh that's right he slipped didn't he says they people who shot down the plane over Pennsylvania yeah just shut down the plane just shot on the plane it wasn't like a let's roll situation they shot down the plane

35:18 so you're well that's a bit one of many full pause that we seem to be catching more and more i want to bring what it not your target i don't wanna get off this topic i would go back as i some obama clips but now that you bring up the slips in the tongue i want you to play clip uh... and tell me if you knew this Tell me if you knew this, play new explosive. Okay... I am looking.. Oh here it is got it! New explosive They found a new kind of plastic that was undetectable as an explosive they used to try and assassinate the head of the

35:54 intelligence for the Saudi Arabian government, and Prince. And he told us all about it we didn't react The next thing was a so-called underpants bomber who used to try to bring down a plane So we're gonna keep on jumping in the technology side they'll try to come up with new things We'll try to counter those new things In the meantime our best defense is always still going to be the flying public Wow! A new type of explosive. You don't think they could have used that at, uh... Let me think. Uh you don't think they could have used that on like a building or something John? This is, no I don't think this is a new explosive. That's just what he said! I know what you're getting at but I think that there was some variation on the plastic explosive of some sort The point is that I don't know about this explosive... ...I do not remember it being discussed during the underpants bomber and how they held those crappy scanning devices at the airport spot this? Well they don't! They are to look in your penis

36:54 Did you ever hear about the new explosive? I never heard about the new explosive. It's a magical explosive though Well, they've tried to kill some Saudi with it apparently and I guess you can't see it on these devices because it's new Yeah And it probably is the swab doesn't work on who knows how do you know what it is? I mean is it Semtec 10? I mean what could possibly be there's a you know this is people always inventing explosives yeah Where was that from that clip? That was That was a, let me get my notes. That was on C-SPAN of course and it was some sort of crazy meeting that they were broadcasting Let me get the notes on the other desk and I'll read what i have. Walking walking walking! Ah... meanwhile

37:44 No, it's something's wrong with the the jingles are not working. Oops what happened here? Why is that not working this is a national security preparedness Meeting that took place in Washington That was Thomas Keene talking about the new explosive that nobody else seems to have discussed that I know of I didn't read It I don't think any of our listeners know about a new explosive. I've never heard of this Undetectable so why are we using these stupid devices and of course he does make the comment that their best defense is the flying public which is being cowed because the flying public's to go stop the shoe bomber when they slant somebody slammed it you know a Fire extinguisher into his head That's what you want We just need the slaves to be good

38:39 So anyway i just found that peculiar but this is what we pick up on by the way on the show which is we look for the slips of the tongue. Because the truth does come out in some funny way because these guys can't shut up Shut up Exactly, and it's so obvious but that Rumsfeld clip. It's just like you know no one ever stops to talk about it You know just once a year you got to bring that back and yeah, I know you this should be of an evergreen clip Yeah, say yes like oh yeah forgot about that hey here we go now. It's working. I'm sorry six and stuff you know we just check this out see if it works so i think that's right by watched a press conference you watch the speech i watch the pressed this guy is the worst i can see why they don't have more press conferences this guy has sold boring at a press conference who then it's like i took a bunch of it just like your play though bombers boring clip in cm which other use them put up with

39:40 We have Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and why has that stalled? And will Guantanamo remain open for another year. You know, we have succeeded in delivering a lot of campaign promises that we made. The one where we've fallen short is closing Guantanamo. I wanted to close it sooner We have missed that deadline. You know, I actually have a clip from the press conference something slipped in there can I throw that in? Play it! Because that wasn't very boring. Christy is brilliant she is dedicated

40:21 And she was part of the team that helped save this country from a depression. So he's talking about Kristi Romer? Christy Romer, the head of the Economic Advisory Council to the President who has helped us into this horrible mess. Who promised us no more than 8% unemployment and of course she's brilliant she's great! She helped us avoid that we got back from the brink avoid the depression but wait... This is where it got very interesting So we're gonna miss her dearly. But today I'm happy to announce Austin Goolsbee as her replacement.

41:05 He's not just a brilliant economist, he is someone who has a deep appreciation of how the economy affects everyday people. And he talks about it in way that is easily understood. Okay so first of all let us play the... Shadow Puppet Theater So a little Wikipedia search, take that with truth which its written on Austin Goolsby This is next dickhead to come and help advise our president on the economy Do you know anything about Austin Dean Goolsbee, John? Well emphasizing the word ghoul. Yeah I think it's Goolsbee. Well listen to this at Yale that's a clue right there Goolsbee was a member of the Yale Political Union the improv comedy troupe Just Add Water The Yale Debate Association and Skull & Bones!

42:00 everybody and here's the best part though I had to look the word up this should be the word of the day extemporaneous because he was awarded oh he won the national championship in extemporaneous speaking in 1987 a sweet talker Adjective spoken or done without preparation in other words Bullshit, he's an expert at bullshit Yeah, extemporaneous John Stewart describes him as the Elliot Ness meets a Milton Friedman. He does look that way doesn't he?

42:37 But of course also, he has zero real world experience once again. Okay no we can't have anybody in the Obama administration that's actually worked for a living? No absolutely not but his academic research focuses on the internet the new economy government policy taxes taxes He's taught a class on economics and policy in the telecom media and technology industries He's known in political circles as a centrist and academic circles, as an... In academic circles as an empirical economist. If you focus on human activity in natural settings You know like slaves to find economic explanations for how people behave Dude we're gonna die This guy is horrible

43:27 He's hilarious and he's from Chicago, of course. So no one catches that no one's I mean scum bones Come on This is the Bush Club and it was born in Waco Jesus Christ so that I did catch from the From the press. Yeah, that was a good catch. I thought it was worth it though That was okay But yeah Otherwise the president was very boring. Oh Very boring and we know that obama is a an agnostic minimally probably in a thesis but still but diagnostic minimally splitting has to play the game so he goes and actually lies now bob omic claims to be a christian this was at the press conference and he way he hands-in-hands and gets to the point it's just it's just it was almost making me laugh out loud as states to remind of the american people uh... we are one nation

44:36 under God and we may call that God different names but we remain one nation. And as somebody who relies heavily on my Christian faith in my job, I understand the passions that religious faith can raise. But I'm also respectful that people of different faiths can practice their religion, even if they don't subscribe to the exact same notions that I do and that they are still good people and they are my neighbors and they're my friends and they are fighting alongside us in our battles. What does that mean?

45:36 It doesn't mean anything and the thing by the way you did catch that in my job in my job Yeah, because a real Christian will say in him in my life. Yeah in my life Everybody knows this was this was the there's the press conference where Politico noticed politico calm That he wasn't wearing his wedding ring Did you catch this no it wasn't wearing his wedding ring and so of course I would like oh? And I think some have the They were actually Politico scrubbed the story. So I got it from a cache and here it is, I think Politico that some of the reporters were actually joking about it. The joke was pretty funny. I want to quote it verbatim

46:24 Journalist Keith Koffler joked, quote there were some snickering in the press room afterward that he might have become so hungry during Ramadan that he ate the ring. So of course you know it was like well you know he's like well no though to the ring was broken and... What? How do you break a ring? Well there's only one answer John this is the other Obama and he forgot to put the ring on oh that could be That's just stammering Obama yes So, on this- He's not the one that goes on Letterman. He has got the one liners he is right on it No no no That is The Rock and Obama And so interestingly I watched West Wing Week! West wing week very interesting episode John Welcome to The West Wing Week Your guide to everything thats happening at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue This week September 3rd to 9th or the year 5771 Ah now do you know what that means? What?!

47:23 Did you hear it? Yeah, 5771. Is that the Jewish year or what? So listen to a little portion of West Wing... This week the president was focused on the economy making two trips to the industrial heartland On Tuesdays... So first we get all the blah blah blah NATO Secretary General Anders Fog Rasmussen in the Oval Office They discussed NATO's strategic priorities to ensure the organization can adapt To meet the missions of the 21st century including The current NATO commitment to Afghanistan Later that afternoon, the President hosted a conference call with more than 600 rabbis to celebrate Rosh Hashanah – the Jewish New Year. I know the sounding of the shofar is one of the highlights of the Rosh Hashanah liturgy and that call is both urgent and timeless and familiar and distinctive

48:09 Usher's in the new year and with you I hope and pray that this year will be a year of health and happiness Enjoying justice and ultimately perhaps a year of peace on when so first of all, I find kind of interesting You know like everybody is supposed to know that it is the year 500 5771 That's pretty pretentious. Which I had to look it up, and like what the hell? Oh okay then i got it immediately so we host a conference call with 600 rabbis but this is one of these special years where the Ramadan falls on exactly the same moon if you will no mention of him calling any imams or anything does he just call the rabbis

48:58 Well, I don't know is that the...I have to look it up quickly but i don't think that the Arab calendar is the same as the Jewish calendar. Is it? No, no, but they said that the Ramadan and Rosh Hashanah. Oh right Ramadan is yes the same day I don't know it should be reported on that show no not on West Wing Week and what's an insult you know it's like year 5771 well not everyone agrees with that any had a conference call for 600 rabbis, oh yeah its true its interesting yeah yeah it's actually point of disagreement yeah I think thats...you know whats more insulting

49:38 Some douchebag, you know pretending to burn the Iran. So he's taking sides? He is taking sides absolutely! Absolutely Now a lot of weird stuff they're slipping up John The ring thing bothers me and of course now we can connect the ringless Obama To the stuttering Obama so now we kind of know what to look for Stammering Stammering right, the stammering Obama Let's remind people that there were two inaugurations People don't remember this Yeah, that's true. I forgot it as a matter of fact. Well you're the one who came up with the whole...I mean I'm Earthquake Machine and you're two Obamas remember? Two Obamas! You are two Obamas. Well it is because we can tell he has gray hair and really slow witted. I think he's twins. Ah funny. Anyway John

50:29 It's one of these days they're gonna catch him in two places at the same time. That's what I'm gonna be golfing and then giving a speech somewhere in Indiana, you know? I think it'll be on Air Force One that's where it's gonna happen Where they're not supposed to be on Air Force One at the same time or they both got on the wrong Air Force One There's two air force ones, you know as he might as well have two Obamas so man Michelle must be tired No, she's having a good time maybe So, uh... It was just unbelievable. I'm trying to find a clip or news article somebody sent me which is hilarious and we'll have to find it but it's an MSNBC article that came out discussing the scandalous Pete O'Bear Oh no! Dude, I have it right here because were in big trouble because our artwork for episode 233 was of course Joy Behar Joy Pete

51:23 Yeah, joy, you'll bear so here it is. You know Bayhar Pito Bayhar Bayhar right the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department is warning parents about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular John by pedophiles and sexual deviance It was made popular by some kids dude that us Well, all the other people that use the P. I mean it was my son that turned me on to the imagery and apparently everybody That said you know that's a millennial they've been using the pedo bear as an example You know you just throw him out there when somebody has a kind of a messaging thing It's got nothing to do with pedophilia in terms of drawing kids here kid look at my pedo bear

52:07 on. lecherous nature towards prepubescent children. Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot." They've adopted the bear? Where's the documentation for anybody adopting the bear is a mascot! It's right here in the report it's in the news shut up slave although there have been no reported sightings of the image on the central coast Like it was gonna show up and like it as a laser light show. What is this? Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on the Central Coast Individuals dressed in the bear costume and car decals have been seen in Southern, California

53:06 What a bunch of idiots. Local law enforcement cautions parents to be aware of the image, particularly at public events. Kids if you see this bear don't go towards him! Yell loudly for an adult! Can you believe these people? I mean this is an example what's wrong with editors, publishers and reporters they're out of it too extremely. They don't understand the pedo-bear Nothing about these guys. This is the dumbest fucks I've ever seen in my life these people Thank you for before the f-bomb John that really accentuates when it counts It is so on no mention about the Olympic bear or any of that? I mean, it's just it's crazy But anyway for concerns about the image contact the sexual assault felony enforcement division known as safe

54:02 There's a phone number you can call so somebody puts the pedo bear on their website or something give these guys a call They'll be waiting to hear from ya. Yeah, dude we're screwed We're gonna get a call I can't wait to try and get back into America That's where they can understand you've been using the imagery of the pedo there either bears No man, that was Nick the Rat dude. I didn't do it, Nick the rat did it! Nick the rat is trying to screw us. Nick the rat is trying to get us busted It's just unbelievable. It's just unfreaking believable. It is so bad

54:38 This is why we have to keep doing this show because these people are morons Yeah, yeah They are to make that report and actually publish it and for MSNBC to let it go up It just shows you how stupid they are. I mean, it's not believable to me. I was stunned when I saw that article Yeah, no, I couldn't stop laughing. I'm just like oh my god. He's just it's now rage and outrage People addressed in the bear costume have been sighted in Southern California. Hi kids! Give me a break Hey kids, if you see this decal call for an adult Oh my god What do they think it's a club? Someone is suggesting we do a No Agenda pedo-bear coin Yeah, alright noagendafans.com Get them while they last

55:33 You know, they're going it's we laugh but but really its quite sick It's sick and pathetic to be honest about in fact. It's it's it's abhorrent Yeah Got it Oh Mike actually I had a porn jingle somewhere should have had it At the ready. At the ready, I'm sorry. Oh my goodness... Alright let's do a couple- I got another clip we can do before it gets- Yeah! Let's see that clip. I have a pet peeve by the way when you're ready and then go into it You want me to hold off? Or you want me to intro you or...? No no don't you do your thing I'll do the pet peeve maybe I'll do the pet peeve right after we do our donation break Well what do you want me to do now? What are ya gonna do

56:13 Well, I don't know. What do you want me to do? Let's talk more about what is going on here. You haven't given us any stories about what is going on except for the meetup in the Dutch Lowlands Gitmo Nation. Okay well Gitmo Nation Lowlands of course is just like Belgium following it's foot... Belgium by the way still also doesn't have a government they haven't had one for... And did you know that they had this big scandal with them promoting it over there? The huge scandal this week in Belgium all the schools are a bunch of pedo bears? And the church. I actually laid off for that because there was so much it would have taken up half an hour. Okay, we'll just skip over because everyone's read it now. So...I don't want to do it. It was too much you know because yeah we can't just be about pedo bear you know Yeah no I agree and by the way- I just wanted enough that was played over there cuz they played it at big time No very little play

57:09 Really? I thought they played it up big here. No, but also remember the trial and the convictions in Portugal...I'm still not seeing anything about Madeleine McCann! Nothing! She was abducted in Portugal and now this big pedophile ring has been convicted and no one's connecting the dots! It's like hello?! Hello, how hard can it be? It's like we get better news about Europe over here and you get better news about the US over there except for Gert Wilders who You know was not played up here at all. I do have a very very very funny clip which I'll play from Gitmo Nation East actually didn't have time to

57:54 to make this into a clip so I'm just going to talk for second here. Oh, no ad apparently that's good it is from BBC oh crap here comes the advertisement anyway there was big to do here hold on It doesn't get much more realistic than this in training exercise now let me just set this up There was a training exercise in the United Kingdom which has not had a serious earthquake for, I don't know... A thousand years?! I mean seriously. Earthquakes in the United Kingdom! Okay? They had an exercise with hundreds of first responders in the event of an earthquake but not just

58:41 Any old earthquake, oh no. And not just the Gitmo Nation East first responders Listen to this report from the BBC it will blow you away listen for the clues It's called Exercise Orion and it is being staged here at Fort Whidley near Portsmouth To see how teams from Europe and Middle East would cope with the aftermath of an earthquake In this scenario, a five-story apartment block has collapsed because of the earthquake. And with the first firefighters arriving one of the problems they're facing is a lot of angry and anxious people We don't get many earthquakes in this country but it's a catastrophic event It could be a major structural collapse it could be God forbid a 9 11 or something Oh no he didn't! So this guy literally says we don't get many earthquakes but it could be a 911

59:32 I mean, is this like advertising a false flag to turn the earthquake machine on? I have no idea. That's the weirdest thing...I can't imagine what- What's- Like go on. Listen, listen! No, listen, it could be a major structural collapse It could be God forbid a 9 11 or something like that We could have a massive you know A massive collapse and explosion somewhere which would similar Be very similar to what we're seeing now Amongst those taking part are this team from The United Arab Emirates And these German rescue workers The exercise is aimed at forging closer links between rescue teams from different countries. That's the real benefit, to know each other and learn from each other and meet other structures and people and so on To add to the realism people from an organization called Amputees in Action are playing parts of seriously injured care workers

1:00:24 All the other reports, so they had more than 600 actors and amputees. And here's the actual details the biggest quake ever to hit the UK at Dogger Bank in 1931 measured just 6.1 doesn't even say on what scale and caused only one fatality a woman in Hull who had a heart attack But they are all over the place. They're comparing the earthquake to something like Haiti I mean could you advertise it anymore that essentially we're in a geological earthquake machine maybe even weather modification war and we're preparing for it We just getting ready for it. It's supposed be on the second half of this show Well, you asked me what was going on over here and this is it

1:01:20 Over the past 1,036 years since records began in the year 974 only 11 people are known to have been killed by earthquakes in Britain. They really like keeping records with Switzerland! Yeah it's just nuts It's just absolutely crazy. So the only thing I can think of is, yeah stand by and the guys even saying you know well we don't have many earthquakes but God forbid we could have a 9-11 Well we'll see in the weeks ahead i think it's just a so i think it's just an exercise about nothing personally uh okay

1:02:12 Sure, you know we don't agree on a lot of things but we agree that there is some real earthquake machine action that exists. Well you've documented it so I can't disagree right it would be in these UN documents if it wasn't something going on. It's in our own US government documents yeah okay let's thank some people for their fantastic support and then we've got a lot more Incredible news to come we do. Yeah, I do actually have crazy stuff save for the second half Oh Yeah my god, okay, I got one good crazy thing Okay, which you might back up some of your crazy thinking wrote anyway We do want to remind people that this show is a hundred percent public supported 100% producer supported 100% Supported by you the listener

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1:11:34 So this is a story that, the story by itself would have blown me away. But the way that it was reported on NPR and we'll have to interrupt this clip a couple of times John This is about a jail in the People's Republic of Southern California who are fortunate enough To have received from Raytheon I believe The very first ray gun to be used on prisoners The slaves, the slaves need to be burned. And I'd like to analyze this with you because of course they decided not to use this in Afghanistan because they felt it wasn't really doing too well at winning the hearts and minds of the Afghanis by frying them So what better place than honor slaves here?

1:12:23 And listen to this report, John will have to interrupt it because it is outrageously reported by the Ministry of Truth hiding behind the shield of the commercial National Public Radio. Civil Rights Group is upset over a new non-lethal weapon that's being deployed at a troubled jail in Los Angeles County The device shoots a beam of high-frequency energy, supposedly harmless but extremely painful. The jail says it's better than using bullets and billy clubs to put down an inmate riot but critics say the device may not be as safe as advertised. NPR's Mandelit Delbarco reports

1:13:03 Locked inside the Pitches Detention Center north of LA, officials showed off their latest tool for subduing rioting inmates. It resembles a supersized dental x-ray machine with the flat screen on top and it works something like out of Star Trek You know when they set their phasers to stun they did that so that they didn't kill people well That's exactly what this is This is great John! It's a phaser set to stun It doesn't really kill ya. It does stun you Mike Bowen is a vice president of Raytheon Missile Systems which built the device for the LA County Jail, a scaled down version of what it designed for the military You know I don't care if your'e the meanest toughest person in the world this will get your attention and make your brain focus on making it stop rather than doing whatever you were planning on doing Hey slave do I have your attention now?

1:13:59 Riots are nothing new at this jail. The Pitches Detention Center has a history of bloody inmate violence, some of it recent. A huge fight broke out at a Southland Jail this afternoon. Authorities say up to 600 inmates were involved in the disturbance at Pitches Detention Center in Castaic Have you ever heard about this jail? This incredibly troubled jail No, they don't tell us much about the jails in our own state. Oh okay... Because I hadn't heard about this huge riot apparently that warranted microwaving the slaves The latest brawl between 200 inmates broke out two days after the Raytheon device was unveiled Dave Judge, the operation deputy for the Sheriff's Department says the machine is more effective than their usual methods of firing rubber bullets and tear gas grenades

1:14:45 This is tame, this is mild. This a great way to intervene without causing any harm It's great! No real harm done The nice thing about this is it allows you to intervene at a distance He says with the remote control device guards can focus on specific targets using a monitor and joystick By the way notice the word Joystick Joyful. Raytheon's Bowen says the device sends out millimeter waves creating a harmless but intense sensation and it penetrates about 1⁄64 of an inch under your skin where your pain receptacles are so what it would feel like to you is if you just open up the doors of a blast furnace, you'd feel this wave of heat. You'd feel that immediately. Oh!

1:15:36 They're like laughing. They're laughing at the guy? Yeah, they demonstrate well this is the journalist that gets to it's demonstrated like oh wow that's really cool! It really burns! Oh the slaves will love it! Estrella TV reporter Andres Herrera was one of the nervous volunteers as sheriff's deputies had a field day testing the device on the media. This is so funny let's try it on the media first We're turning the slaves into hot pockets! That's hot. Brian Day from The Pasadena Star flinched from the pain and jumped out of the way First it's just a warmth, and then it just really starts to...it becomes an intense burning sensation real quick I'm gonna try it. I gotta try it

1:16:24 You fried me! Ow, they got me in the face. No they got me in the neck is what they got me Can you believe that? In the neck 10 minutes later I suppose to date judge- Is that... What's the point of that comment Oh, they got me in the neck. They got me in the face by the way this things have got to be uh Inducing cataracts let's face reality well It's a millimeter wave isn't that exactly what? The same things they use at the airport by the way exactly millimeter wave technology except only it's just cranked up a little more So they could probably frying people in those in those booths at the airport if they wanted to yep oh yeah from the sheriff's department I can

1:17:01 Kind of maybe it's in my mind, but I feel like I can still feel this pain on my neck Well, you know that's the mind and that's the memory so you burn that sensation into your mind. Oh boy which is a positive Listen you shithead slave You won't forget we taught you a lesson bitch now That's the mind and that's the memory So you burned that sensation into your mind Which is a positive thing because when one individual's first? It's positive. Yeah, we just broke your arm think about it as a positive experience. It is positive reinforcement this is very good for you slave! Remember what this feels like so that if they are inclined to do something they may think twice. Go home men! Three years ago the Department of Defense demonstrated a bigger version of the device As a group of people pretended to protest the machine was turned on

1:17:57 The protest was fake but the sensation of burning flesh was real. Now Los Angeles has been given a smaller civilian version of the same device for free, but... Hey John! It's free? That's interesting. The ACLU says that's a bad idea We're gonna use people in jails as guinea pigs for some mega arms builder to test their device Okay there is new one Guinea Pigs That's it. Guinea pigs. ACLU attorney Peter Eliasberg is asking the LA Sheriff to reconsider using what he says has a potential to be a torture device. These buttons are for those... Well, that's what it is! What do you mean potential? It's a torture device! Sold as safe they're new they're high-tech they're safe nobody gets hurt well we heard that about tasers and yet what we subsequently find is that in fact tasers cause heart attacks with people if they're repeatedly jolted

1:18:54 Elias Burke says LA deputies have a documented history of abusing inmates and he suggests a better solution would be to prevent the overcrowded conditions that triggered jail riots in the first place. So this is actually what I think the whole story is about, this whole story is so incredibly outrageous The way it's reported about guinea pigs, about frying people, about burning people About remembering the pain...I think its really just a way to say look Either we start frying people or we start letting people out of jail and giving him Gitmo jewelry to stay at home. I mean, I cannot imagine... Well, actually you got it half right. I think they're going to push either the jewelry on the one hand At least one part of the argument will be toward that But the other part of the argument when we can't ignore is the fact that they are gonna want build more jails Because those people in the jails can be used to do work as slave labor literally

1:19:52 of all sorts of kinds because we don't you know I mean We always like to complain about the Chinese using prisoners as slave labor where we actually do it As much as anybody in fact probably more than anybody else because we have so many we have so many prisoners So, I think it's gonna be used going to be a push to build more prisons combo combo But they'll be there. They're yeah both so you can't get away from it but this is gonna basically have the half the public will be in jail or be Braceleted it's just already ridiculous high number. It's just I'm flabbergasted. I really am, and I just can't believe this that we're now at this point. We're frying people! It's just harsh. Yeah i'm looking at them trying to find some... Well the links are in the show notes obviously no agenda showed up There is a lot of if you look up 95 gigahertz GHZ

1:20:48 95 GHZ ray gun, you will have links forever. I mean there's... They go back to 2005 when Rumsfeld of course came up with it. Only they have it down there as 94 GHz which makes me wonder if this old report says that 94 GHz could affect enzyme systems in the body which is harmless It's just an illusion And you'll remember it. And if the 94-95 gigahertz would affect enzymes in the body, why wouldn't the scanner at the airport do the same thing even though it's less amped up? On that note a little article here Chicago O'Hare International Airport A pregnant passenger saw that she'd have to go through the full body scanner, the naked scaner

1:21:46 and instead asked for a pat-down, similar to what I asked for. Her request however according to this report fell on deaf ears." This is the consumerist... "...and she was pushed into the decision to be scanned anyway." Here's her quote they repeated again from me to just go through the scanner it will be done in five seconds i was literally in tears because i wanted a pat down instead of going through the machine I felt they declined me that option no matter how much i pushed for a pat-down, they pushed harder for the machine. And here's what the TSA said according to this passenger... Oh don't worry it's less than an ultrasound! Ultrasound is not radiation. Ultrasound is sound waves

1:22:37 we were with the this reminds me of the we have a file one of our listeners is a for sure that it had a uh... walgreens pharmacy and report did i in that some old man came up to the far as he could now all the drug stores are giving flu shots and asked about the safety of the flu shot, has anybody been killed by it? And the guy says he overheard the pharmacist just without missing a beat. No! The only people who have died didn't get the shot. So, I mean it basically lies.

1:23:25 I want somebody to find a definitive document from the TSA that specifically says and is signed by somebody, and know there's one out there. That says you do not have to go through this device if you do not want to and people could carry this with them when they travel and pull it out. It's on the TSA website Yeah, pull it out. I want a good to do really pull it out and sure and say hey right here Says I don't have to why are you making me? Do that your violating your own rules now What's your name? I'm gonna have to report this oh yeah that'll work That's uh, that's a don't listen Don't take all of John's advice okay You can pull out the people at the printed-out website But don't say where is your boss

1:24:05 So that's a good idea. So let's get a document that we can carry around with us This is something actually I That we missed on on Thursday, this is Patco This is the commuter line between New Jersey and Philadelphia Commuters who ride PATCO trains between southern New Jersey and Philadelphia from now on should expect random searches of their clothing, pockets bags and vehicles on their morning trip to work. Oh nicely illegal great love it! Well no it's not illegal because its the Transportation Security Administration the TSA

1:24:46 Armed with explosive sniffing canine dogs, they checked 663 commuter bags randomly selected from the morning rush at the Linden World station on Tuesday. Do you know what they found John? Nothing! One crack pipe Yeah that's what they're after We can conduct any kind of search we want said McClintock We could ask TSA to bring wands or x-rays machines like they have in the airports, though we don't think that's appropriate for PATCO rated riders at this time. This is unbelievable! I thought the president promised we wouldn't have to go through this? I have it on audio tape where he said no taking off your shoes, no hassle with security...this isn't even the high speed rail yet! This is a commuter line and we're already getting this one crack pipe. You're right. I mean this is exactly what Obama said

1:25:39 And now we're getting it. So Obama says one thing, one minute and then it happens like a month later. I'll make sure to get the clip for Thursday. It's just crazy! Crazy! And you know... We have to stand up to this at certain point We have to vote people out of office. Yeah, we got to get rid of these clowns I mean it's these idiots that are in office right now They should be listed and we should be targeted you know again? I don't care if your local incumbent is a great guy They should all be voted out because they are the ones allowing this it's the government sheriffs in North Carolina want access to state computer records identifying anyone with prescriptions for powerful painkillers and other controlled substances

1:26:24 The state sheriff's association pushed the idea saying the move would help them make drug arrests and curb a growing problem of prescription drug abuse. You can vote sheriffs out too, can't you? Yeah well it depends on the... some sheriffs are not votable I mean some of them are hired by the city manager it depends but a lot of these sheriffs got to go They want access to your medical records And they need to know if you are taking prescriptions because, you know, you might be abusing your prescription.

1:27:04 you know these guys can do this is the law enforcement in this country tends to find the easiest way to do their jobs you know that you by spying on people wiretaps whatever you can do so you don't have to do any actual police work that you were trained to do and that's exactly what we're doing dealing with here with this kind of thing well the fbi well as why should we have to go through all that work i'd rather sit in the office and drink coffee all day So, Philadelphia where the Liberty Bell actually hangs an appeals court agreed with the Obama administration. The so-called good guys that no search warrant is needed if law enforcement wants to track you via your cell phone location they don't need a warrant for that anymore

1:27:59 I can just call. How's that not the same as a wiretap? How is it different? Well, because it's called something else...I don't know. It sounds like a wiretap to me you're tapping into my phone and the phone telling where I am! No they are not! They are just calling AT&T and saying hey where is he?! Where is human resource 3751? Ah yes we've got him pinpointed so what we always knew was happening is now not only happening but its legal. I think you're depressing us enough. Hey, did you know that Tom Hartman was... play the Tom Hartman Republican this is kind of a Thom Hartmann i'm sorry thank you our famous left-wing pundit who sits way too low on his chair and he's got a table in front of him that makes him look like a 10 year old at the dinner table but

1:28:54 he revealed some very weird fact play at the time hartman republican from among the party of small business in middle america i think that is our was a good president might have to uh... my dad was an eisenhower public into the day you died and alive i would let your old kid with i like i'd button state of texas yeah high-solid i saw those and i was in a nine when i was thirteen i went or door for berry goldwater sixty four so i mean i've got Whoa! Whoa, explain Barry Goldwater John. Not everybody knows. Well when I was a kid... Barry Goldwater in 1964 ran against Lyndon Johnson I believe as the yeah Lyndon Johnson for president and Goldwater's very early form of conservative Republican very conservative didn't really think much of Eisenhower

1:29:47 and he uh... but was partially responsible for moving the party to the right of at least in those days they're very unsuccessful by the way with all their scheming but goldwater came out of the john birch society movement and again extreme right wing guys including we have a pharmacist on the street here from our place who used to have all these uh... all the signage over the place used to be bumpers this is a days when the bumper stickers were reused by their right wingers and the republicans to to express disapproval of things like get do you and i have you know commu and his arm was one of the stickers get the u s out of the unimpeachable war in this whole crowd yeah i've got to keep remembering to thank your generation for taking care

1:30:29 So anyway, so I've always associated bumper stickers with right wing kind of nut balls and then over time the nut balls all became the left wingers and they're the ones that use the bumper stickers now. And the right wings don't care because you know... But anyway... Because they are ineffective because it doesn't work clearly! They don't work. It's just a point again by the way there is no rule if you have more than four bumper stickers on your car means you can drive You'll notice this if you see one driving around you to be careful you doing rammed ya so uh... anyways that there was going to weird as a he had this guy named paul can on the show who is it a uh... apparently uh... wrote a book called bring bringing america home and he's an old school into his talking to an old-school republican of the pre neocon era and uh... he actually made an interesting point that kind of backs up our theory

1:31:24 which is that Fox News is essentially run by the Democrats. Which clip is this John, that you're sending? This will be Palkin 2. Okay I wanted to make sure there wasn't a Palkin 1. No. In the minute or so we've got left we're talking with Tom Paulk and his book Bringing America Home and Tom Paulken PAUKE on his website dot com how does how can the republican party purges self of this cancer so that the rest of us in american can breathe a little uh... easier that we're not going to be and i was really it's a huge problem by our leisure time getting on your show but on mark levin shows read my book who are brought to washton will not put me on his show house close to beyond for a lot of talk show they've read the book and uh... uh... but imitation disappeared it's a real problem

1:32:17 There is a blacklist, the neoconservatives have enormous influence over the mindset and I think they confuse a lot of conservatives who are by and large not utopians or desirous of the US being world policemen particularly with all the difficult economic problems we've got here at home and then and they uh... you know but there's a lot of confusion out there so some of us are beginning to get the message out in its garden to resonate i'd do it by java talk shows all over the country and there is an openness to this that wasn't very clear for years ago so if anybody would you know if people out there should be a little research on the neoconservative movement because it really comes from extreme left-wing group of people

1:33:02 uh... it always did you just involved from being the extreme it was a bunch of left wingers who can work totally ineffective in the democrat party and they decided go on to republican side and express their ideas there and that's why it's no shock that new york george bush who is part of this group ran up the deficit took us to a bunch awards did all these things that were big government oriented that you know are very bad at the antithesis of what republicanism and conservatism supposed to be which is small government government out your life and all that sort of things low taxes in all the rest of it i mean he did you know do one tax cut which was you know this controversial but that's about it the point is is that uh...

1:33:43 These are really the neocons are really left-wing Democrats that have basically taken over the Republican Party in the fact that and this Fox little anecdote Why wouldn't this guy I mean, it's just another book. Yeah, why would they let him on obviously because he's He's complaining. Used to be the head of the Texas Republican Party, he's got a good background worked for Nixon administration, the Reagan administration but they like he says he has been blackballed and now he has to do Tom Hartman show? I mean give me a break! So it is neocons who are liberals who have turned conservative

1:34:21 Well, they never... No. They were actually an extremist more than liberal. They were left-wingers that were very ineffective within the Democrat Party that all turned to the Republican Party to promote their agenda there and they've been very successful at it. But if you start really looking in look into the history of these guys back far enough and you'll find they're all democrats turned republican and uh... which make some sense that fox would be run by democrats i mean go riley himself let it be known in some odd way that he was a democrat as we pointed out the show sometime ago uh... insisted whole thing is just a whole thing is rigged its bull crap no i don't know if indeed to indefinitely helps our assertion

1:35:11 there's another one i thought was interesting this came from c span a woman uh... named that katie as ernie keyers ernie uh... who were just came out of the book called boiling mad it was about is kind of about the tea party which people doesn't don't fully understand her book might actually have some uh... good information but half of the book the book is uh... is a bit of survey was done that expresses all sorts of discontent at large within the public and it's kind of interesting to hear what where the discontent is targeted because it's kinda where we target our show so you can play the discontent clips. The last part of your book, the appendix in your book is a very long survey New York Times CBS News poll of two party supporters

1:35:58 Going through the numbers, I was actually struck while the Tea Party was often exponentially higher in a lot of the categories. There's a lot of dissatisfaction registered again and again among all respondents Absolutely! Again there is this strong anti-establishment feeling in the country and it's against... It's against media, it's against doctors lawyers, I mean it's against every institution that we used to think of as sort of the pillars of our society. It's interesting if you look at a Pew poll on this and again i mention this in the book The place that Americans reserve their respect for are technology companies and one other area but its sort of the province of the entrepreneur We really prize individualism

1:36:41 I just have to say something because i had this conversation with a couple of people over here who you know People know that. I do some kind of show, and they've heard about it and by the way the dutch no agenda meeting was characterized in the In the media here as a as an adam curry fan meeting It's kind of sad Yeah meet-and-greet little fan club So people are saying, you know so are you a conspiracy theorist and what are you? A tea partier. And I have to explain the Tea Party was actually not a party it was it was a movement... Well first of all I have to explain people what the real Tea Party was because they don't know about that about the Boston Tea Party and this really started when Ron Paul was running for president

1:37:30 And there were tea parties being held to raise money for his campaign. And that essentially got hijacked, and I think you probably predicted this first John that Sarah Palin was going to be pushed ahead as the shill to be the representative of the Tea Party which is exactly what has happened so now there's this party, a political party quote unquote which is probably more Republican than anything but you know it's like the National Tea Party I think is its official name and you got all kinds of weirdos in there like Breitbart and all these crazy fuckers. But this never started as a political party and now it's this thing that exists and does not at all represent the people who actually are angry about the whole system

1:38:21 No, it's been the old term is co-opted. Co-opted right I say hijacked co-opted whatever. I like the old Marxist term co-opted and it's been done very successfully Oh yeah It doesn't take much but i think that you know the debate doesn't and it doesn't change the in at the discredit of the discontent aspect of the public my concern is that what we're starting to see is that we have viable real republican candidates alike the uh... one of the senators are the female senator from alaska being not you know she's not calling me a certain kind of a uh... checklist line and and as so far as her conservative isn't made

1:39:07 uh... it's been far as her being a checklist conservative and getting her pushed out in a primary where she would obviously have easily won in the general election to take a chance on some new guy who's uh... really knows the checklist that conservative he's got used every boxes check these didn't worry about against abortion against gay marriage check check check uh... delighting is being social and in which really doesn't fix the economy which is the real problem it what republican should be focused on

1:39:43 you know who we know where the gay marriage exist or not it's got nothing to do with people getting work you know i was trying to uh... you know stealing our jobs are more off shoring or anything else doesn't have any new anything is just some checklist item that you have to check off for you're not going to be you know uh... pushed but they had meanwhile Guys like Dick army and some of these other super conservative neocon types have already gone into certain areas and pushed out a viable Obvious winner and ended up getting a Democrat, and I think a lot of this is counterintelligence work. I think they're...I don't trust these guys. I think it kind of proves that there's really no difference between Democrat Republican It's all the same cabal behind it pushing forward whoever's gonna be the next puppet Exactly

1:40:34 So anyway, I'm not a fan of what I'm seeing. But you know that's what we do here on the show Why don't we do this for second John? All aboard trains good planes bad Okay just a quick rundown only three stories but i think they're all equally fun Donated kidney thrown away after airline refuses to fly it Yes those horrible airlines Philippine medics had to throw away a donated kidney when the local airline refused to fly it. You know why? Because they said they were protecting passengers from possible infection or contamination, because you know this was harvested organ and they can't carry that in their cabin! Just uh...

1:41:20 the high-speed rail association at work to discredit planes make them look really bad and of course we have to have people freaking out like Tiffany Livingston playboy centerfold who freaked out who freaked out and tried to open the door on her jet blue flight. What an idiot! 21 year old Tiffany Livingstone is a playboy centerfold for Singapore. A little line from this story. So basically she was freaking out because you know, I'm sorry She became agitated because of turbulence and appeared to grab the handle of an emergency door Luckily two off-duty police officers happened to be on the flight stopped her before she could apparently appear to open the door What was the problem? She hadn't taken medication John

1:42:23 Of course. Oh, we got a bunch of memes at once ladies and gentlemen to double hit it's a double right? And there are some boobs in there too and the best one which I just love because I know a little bit about the aviation industry this is the The Sky Rider seat Which, nothing gets better than this. So I just have to say the reason we do this trains good planes bad segment is because we know that high speed rail is being pushed by the administration's actually being pushed worldwide it is what is going to create jobs and apparently going to whisk us from one part of the country to the other in three times three times the amount of time it takes to get there by plane

1:43:03 And it's going to cost us hundreds of billions of dollars, but it'll be great and much better because well look what the airline industry is doing. They're trying to give you these standing room seats have you seen this? I love these yeah we blogged it! But the thing is this is uh The Skyrider they're going to so they show this off at the aircraft interior expo in California, I guess this upcoming week. But you see this thing has not been certified it's not an official product... This is a plant! This is a plant! You see? Yeah, that's totally bogus and here's the other thing that I finally concluded as bogus they keep talking about Spirit Airlines have you ever flown Spirit Airlines? No

1:43:48 I don't even know where they fly, but they keep getting in the news. These are the guys that say it's going to be $75 for all carry-ons. These are the same guys right? Yeah 75 bucks for a carry on at Spirit Airlines oh that's terrible! The Spirit Airlines says we're gonna use these seats these guys who are these people It's bogus because... It's totally bogus these guys are fronts for like the whole scheme it will take years you know how long it takes to get a seat certified anything Anything in an aircraft has to go through years of certification. These guys are saying they haven't even submitted it for certification! So I can go to a trade show with some bogus looking folding chair that rams your crotch into your stomach and say, oh yeah this is the new one this is what its gonna be we just have to submit it for certification It's like a flying car

1:44:37 You know, it's like yeah great. It is not certified it's not going to go anywhere. It'll take years if they even get a certify which I doubt the thing looks like would snap off in three seconds Yeah, it looks like crap now The whole thing is just designed for this the same thing glad which means that hill and note must still be at work I mean there's only I can conclude By the way, I by the way, I was on a flight Where they had a human heart? And it's actually if you ever get lucky enough to be on one of these flights, and I mean lucky You will get to your destination so fast. Yeah Like you're on you And they changed the name because it was on United So I got to listen to the cake that cockpit right cuz young channel 9 yeah It was like you know hit we were like a big jab is like heavy heavy 89 or 89 have a wide body

1:45:29 89 heavy was our original but once they put the heart on board it became 89 lifesaver. Yeah, oh yeah Lifeline I think probably or Lifeline and then all you heard was we got priority you know and then boom boy everything move aside it's just like there is no nothing it was just a straight shot I mean I think I must have dropped a knock it was a flight from Chicago to New York I believe and its like 10 minutes Yeah, but it's only with hearts not with kidneys. Kidneys no good! Hearts good! Anyway so that's our segment... All aboard trains good and planes bad! Just a quick little oil cabal you know when you've been somewhere and you find out you got some listeners in different places of course we have I think it's Ishtira is her name two fans from Bonaire who were very happy to have the show emanating from the island couple weeks back

1:46:26 Fantastic occurrence, John. Of course on the isle of Bonaire soon the islands of the Dutch Antilles Curacao Bonaire Aruba and I'm missing one another one On 1010 actually will become real dutch property they'll actually become like a municipality of the Netherlands and the Dutch government will actually be running it. They won't have, you know... It'll just be all Dutchies. Oh it's already Dutchies but now becomes almost like the county of Utrecht if you will. Gemeente is what we call it anyway so on Bonaire I think we discussed this there was an oil storage facility which is owned by BOPEC

1:47:17 which is the Venezuelan oil company owned by Hugo Chavez. And what happens on September 4th, just this past week lightning struck the oil facility John and it caught fire huge explosion flames shooting up in the air burnt for more than 24 hours and it's amazing! The same day Another Bopec oil storage facility on Curacao also got struck by lightning and went up in flames. That lightning! I gotta tell you, you know... You think these guys who have these oil storage tanks, you think they'd have something against lightening don't ya? Isn't that kinda like one of the first things you wanna have set-up

1:48:09 So I think something's coming up here. There definitely is. Yeah, there are those. I'm sure there is some lightning in the air and then you just set off a bomb. Well first you make the lightning then you set off the bomb. Oh, there's plenty of lightening in these areas You don't have to really do that. And they are yeah, lighting suppressing systems around these refineries for sure. Please! Lightning isn't supposed to strike twice in that manner. Please? Can you make it any more clear I think the mess. I think Hugo got the message so I got a oddball clip for you I know you can interpret this any way you want, but play leprechaun now let me go ahead Let me set it up first This is the joy Behar show

1:48:56 George I bear. I have decided to watch occasionally for the looking for Memes from there from her and her friends beta test, and this was a discussion that with Carol Burnett Who saw this show actually who talked about? Her lawsuit with the National Enquirer And then this crazy little anecdote came up in this thing so I know what this is And I'm thinking what there are we talking about rays or these? I mean, we're talking about aliens and what's the deal with this story It's the it's the movie star. She talks about right she talks about Barbara Stanwyck Barbara Stanwyck right well listen Barbara Stanwyck clearly crackpot before

1:49:40 the trial was over and I was still worried about it. It was in the newspapers every day and everything, but before I went to court that day, I dropped in on my doctor to get a vitamin shot because it was really stressful. And I walked into the doctor's office There was Barbara Stanwyck. Oh Wonderful, Barbara Stan now what was Barbara Stanwyck in John for some of our younger listeners? She wasn't been a lot of movies in the 40 she is a famous famous actress You can look her up tell you would mean a lot to Carol Burnett obviously it means nothing to anybody now But she's huge huge star huge massive kind of like two Beyonce know beyond Sandra Bullock

1:50:23 Well, whatever. Meryl Streep? Come on! Yeah there you go, Meryl Streep that would be a good... Okay. Brilliant She was in her 70s and she beautiful gray hair and she had on pearls and the lovely suit I didn't know if she was a patient of my doctor but she smiled at me and I smile back you know Barbara Stanwyck wow one of the great movie stars I grew up watching her and she said You're gonna win this case. I said, oh thank you, thank you Miss Stanwyck from your lips to God's ears! Thank you she said no i mean i know you're going to win this case

1:51:02 Well, you don't argue with Barbara Stanwyck. No! She's from Brooklyn. Yeah she said well I know you are. I said well great. She said my leprechaun told me. Oh her leprechaun. Okay. Excuse me? My Leprechaun told oh they exist all right and he said that you're gonna whip their ass. Her leprechaun. Is that unbelievable? Yeah, she said now you just get some rest and you know you're gonna but it's beyond Shirley MacLaine. Yes No I believe it Of course do you have to believe and you know Barbara Stanwyck is you know that she of course big star from the 40s But now if you look at the president of Columbia one of the Soviet states I believe he is a

1:51:59 leaving service and he says, you know I'm really looking forward to this because i'm ready to help Russia create a center for ufology. Because he was abducted and his quote is in many countries that I visit there are laboratories that investigate UFOs make contact absolutely yeah I am convinced and the mothership is coming go ahead go to Dvorak.org slash NA and get your boarding pass I'm staying behind. Leprechauns, UFOs... Although I will say all these sightings your assertion on Thursday's show about that being drones? I think you're spot-on with that Spot on! I think a lot of drones are gonna be mistaken for UFOs Yeah and if you think about it some of these guys might even you know But that's even better because then they can have fun with it The real UFOs can actually toodle around too

1:53:01 Please come and visit me so I can take a picture. So leprechauns seem to have red beard? So you think there's a leprechaun meme because the zombies are definitely in the news, in fact Resident Evil 3D The biggest box office hit Hope you saw it No, I've taken your advice on not watching 3d movies anymore Okay well it was the uh Was it Uh, buh-buh-buh-bah! Resident Evil took in $10.9 million on Friday, $10 million on Saturday total weekend, uh... $28 million dollars this of course is the movie about a world ravaged by a virus infection turning its victims into the undead

1:53:52 As predicted. Yeah, I don't see a leprechaun meme showing up any time soon. Well...I don't know but it's a test you know so obviously testing on the Bayhart show is a test marketing thing we'll see. See if it flies? I think leprechauns little outdated zombies yeah no problem leprechauns I don't know Don't think so! It'd be funny if she said then Barbara Stanwyck told me that her zombie told her this. That would be much better Gitmo Nation souvlaki are about to get their second installment of a rescue loan, so I'm talking about Greece from the International Monetary Fund which I believe John is funded by banks not just other countries right? The IMF is actually banks. Am I correct?

1:54:47 Well, it's kind of a shadow organization but it is mostly banks and bankers and the governments various governments. The central banks are mostly governments. Right well they are sending in inspectors in Athens next week to review the progress of the Greek austerity measures And this is happening globally or countrywide in the United States of Europe In the Netherlands I'm sorry guys, but we got to do our bit and well you can't retire until you're 67 years old now. And gee i'm really sorry but the pension if you got a pension right now We're gonna have to start giving you less money in the payments and those of you who are still saving up You gotta pay more than your actual premiums Come on! Help us out here help the banks Pay off the debt It's unbelievable

1:55:42 It takes a lot of nerve. I always get the feeling there's a lot of this, let's see if we can get away with this. But then they show all these news reports and it saddens me you have these senior citizens and when your 70 you're not old useless and stupid but These people don't have no agenda to listen to. They're actually, you know sucked into this media and let's face it who watches television? People 50 and over And they actually say well You know what we really we really have to help out We have to we have to contribute so it's okay. We can always sell the house It just makes me want to cry This is stealing it from people. It's just No conscience whatsoever

1:56:31 And then when you get arrested and thrown in the slammer? Like Bernie Madoff? Yeah, oh well if Bernie Madoff gets thrown in the slammer I don't think he gets hit by the ray gun do ya? No, in fact play the Bernie Madoff living in luxury clip this there's a couple of shows on TV that are really good One of them is called I think so locked lock up or locked down lockdown and the other one is American greed Yes both on CNBC Which is a good show. I'm surprised it never gets mentioned by anything It said we're really well researched but this is Bernie Madoff going to his first day in jail

1:57:07 We're here to Butner where he's about to spend the first day of the rest of his life. Nobody knew quite for sure when he was going to arrive, but we were looking for any little signs of motion and then the bus was sighted July 14th 2009 According to inmates, Butner prisoners worked themselves up into a frenzy Sean Evans spent 23 months inside Butler prison for illegal possession of a firearm In his first television interview, he tells American Greed what it was like to be on the ground that day. The day that he arrived there were helicopters over the compound and that's all of the talk. Bernie Madoff is coming. Bernie is coming. Speaking on condition of anonymity a current inmate says Madoff arrival by bus was once-in-a-lifetime experience

1:58:04 It was like a mail of president was coming in because helicopters were all over the place. News media with the whole... What is this guy, Al Capone? Helicopters yeah! Apparently he shows up in this very- This is a swank prison with a bunch of it's like it's used as a lure for other prisoners This is like the prison you get to go to if you're really a good boy. Yeah, this is The Country Club right Yeah, but it's also got regular kinds of bad guys in it But is this meant for this like a reward for the bad guy who? squeal told the line

1:58:42 They probably, apparently they were... Bernie is like everyone wants his autograph. They protect him. It's like anything but being in prison they're asking for financial advice and the whole thing. No he's a hero John. He took 50 billion dollars. He has to be the toughest you know the big shot at the place And let's face it this isn't even him! He's in Paraguay hanging out with Ken Lay from Enron Yeah these guys are great man This is awesome Dude that aint' him They just painted one of those holograms on the cell floor so when you get close to the bars it looks like Bernie's standing there. Not really him. You could see news media cars near the camp and so on, the whole place was surrounded. Bernie had been on the TV He'd been in the newspapers and prisoners followed the news assiduously

1:59:36 So burning a rod like a celebrity. Inside Butner prison, the guards hand made off a standard issue hygiene kit complete with a bar of soap toothbrush comb and razor The way Sean Evans sees it the guards at Butner act more like bellhops than enforcers When we get busted for the PEDAR, Pedo Bear image that's where I want to go. Yeah. I want to go here. I think it's a federal place you'd have to be a federal crime but could be a federal crime

2:00:14 having the uh... manager and that's great anyway goes on and on i was actually quite interesting but dot and it's funny about this prison is all named after every wing of this president did you bring people to repeat what all named after a cc colleges so one part is maryland in there's georgia tech exactly quite funny why is that I don't know it because they're in North Carolina or someplace where there's a Vegas the ACACC their Atlantic Coast Conference football teams. Two quick things, blah blah blah... You know my uh..I don't like the fluoridation of water or putting anything in the water and has been talk about all kinds of great things What was the other thing that we put into the water John to keep us calm? Lithium. Right lithium

2:01:11 The city of Watsonville, California. Do you know where that is? Yeah it's right down the street. Oh well good! They are defying the state's decree that all cities with a population of over 10 000 fluoridate their water supply if an outside entity is willing to provide funding for the installation and operation of the facilities necessary so the voters in the city passed a ban on water fluoridation 2002 Opponents of water fluoridation, now hold on a second. So they are still shunning this but they have to pay for it themselves obviously but not in Berkeley I guess huh? What's going on in Berkeley? Well no isn't that where you live?

2:02:02 Well, I live in the Berkeley area. Yeah what about it? Well you say but our home with the whole East Bay is Is a ball fed by one system the East Bay? Ebba mud okay so that's Florida then I would think so yeah You like it enjoy it tastes good what yeah? What what the EPA was always stay on water the EPA It looks like, well you tell me what you read into this John. This is the most recent federal register filing from the EPA. This is the thing it's hard to read but it's fun to read

2:02:45 Requirements, including design or performance standards for stormwater discharges from at minimum newly developed and redeveloped sites. EPA intends to propose regulatory options that would revise the NPDES regulations and establish a comprehensive program to address storm water discharges from newly developed and redeveloped sites take final action no later than November 2012 So essentially the way, and it's like you got to read this like five times. The EPA is now going to force cities and counties to limit stormwater runoff to whatever level the Environmental Protection Agency deems acceptable so I think essentially what's happening here is a tax on rain water Oh that's a good idea! Yeah Gouge the public

2:03:40 Reading the federal register so you don't have to do you have one more clip to get us out of here times? Oh, well. I got a funny one if you play this survivor clip It this is You know they talked about the discontent in this country and how people really have a lot of respect for people in high tech And you have to wonder how they run Yahoo when you hear this particular guy who is a member of the new Survivor TV show team Survivor First Look. Meet Marty from Mill Valley, California. Listen I didn't get to manage $400 million worth of business at Yahoo by just being a nice guy. Survivor Nicaragua premieres Wednesday September 15th on CBS sponsored by Sprint What will you do first with the Evo 4G? Okay wait a minute... First of all what will YOU do first with the Evil- Did he say EVIL 4G or EVO? The Evo. EVO 4G! I thought it was EVIL 4G

2:04:33 Hey man, I didn't get to manage 400 million dollars. When was that? 1998?! When did Yahoo have anyone managing $400 million? Do they still make that much money? Whatever the case is...I don't even know what he did but whatever the case is What does he saying? That he's a prick? Basically this is what it sounds like! I'm a tough guy working at Yahoo! I'm a tough guy working at Yahoo! I don't think so. And he lives in Hill Valley, ugh! Real survivors... Get that white Zinfandel out of your head dude. Real survivors there at Yahoo. Hey John before we go you have any take on this horrible fire in San Bruno? Was this really a gas pipeline rupture? They haven't come up with anything yet it sounds like a bomb to me but or could have been the sabotage I mean I have no idea but it's the damnedest thing I've ever seen

2:05:32 I mean, it just doesn't seem like... Well first of all the first reports that came out were a plane crashed. Yeah And and that was you know full-on reports and then people are talking about all kind you know terrorism It just doesn't see what kind of pipeline? I mean how does that work where i mean yeah the whole pipeline explodes and like takes 50 houses with it? It just doesn't seem right. We gotta get, somebody's gonna have to do this... It'll all come out in the wash after everybody forgets about it Yeah And I don't think that's going to be a good story What do you think seriously I think somebody, i think it was bombed or something crazy happened. I don't know but why there? It doesn't make any sense! I think maybe a test run...I have no idea..i have no thoughts on it except that's just fishy Okay well we will continue to dig although russian sources are saying possibly a plane was shot down but of course thats unverifiable Well people would've seen it there is no pieces of plane there nothing like this Yeah i mean theres no piece of plan

2:06:35 There was no pieces of plane in Shanksville either. No engines, no luggage... just a hole in the ground. Just saying. Alright well it's moving up towards pumpkin hour here in Gitmo Nation lowlands It's been great seeing everybody here but I can't wait to get back home to Gitmo Nation West To the Peoples Republic of Southern California yay cause there is no place like home let me tell you that I'm sick and tired of it Coming to you from the bank vaults, Crackpot Command Center in Amsterdam. I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where i remain I am John C. Dvorak And we will talk to again on Thursday for another episode of No Agenda