2:06:00 So as I said, we thank everybody $50 and above. We'd like to break here for the executive and associate executive producers who come in with two hundred dollars or above you're an associate executive producer You get a credit for the rest of your life as Associate Executive Producer of episode 1753 Of The Award-Winning And Best Podcasting Universe No Agenda Show You can use it anywhere Hollywood credits are accepted If you're a member of the guild, you can say it here it is. I get another credit or IMDB.com which is almost as good as being member of the guild $300 and above we will read your note and you get the title of executive producer And we'll start it off with Ronald Lafferty
2:06:40 who comes in with a thousand dollars, top executive producer and handwritten note. Hello John and Adam I'm just sending you some treasure to help you keep the sad puppy away love the show one of your producers Sir Ronald Lafferty And he did not ask for a title upgrade but he is entitled to it but until then thank you very much Ronald we really appreciate that That is a nice birthday present for John David Fugazono our buddy in Gladstone Missouri He says, great Commodore switcheroo please. This is for the indomitable Indominable Dame Melody Fugazotto. U.S Navy retired who of all people should be at Commodore That's right most definitely She is the Admiral of my heart Happy birthday John and thank you for your courage Beautiful Good to hear from you guys Then we have Cheeky and Anonymous seeking The Middle
2:07:40 Hmm, interesting name. From Bedford Massachusetts 500? Second part of donation from sale of our home in the corrupt communist Commonwealth of Massachusetts! I think we gave him some karma for that. We sadly felt compelled to cash out of our overpriced under socialized if you did not have TDS only a small circle of Patriots to hang with family home when her once beloved thought-to-be adopted home of Bedford Massachusetts We can't entirely give up on the Northeast, but I still work out of Boston and we play teach kids skiing and love winter in the best mountain town in the East in Vermont. Communists but only dopey there not corrupt
2:08:17 We think we just, we think we decided on our red area safe house in a relatively affordable area in the Black Hills of South Dakota. So this $500 is for all the sanity laughs and perspective you have added to our lives since I discovered you during COVID courtesy of Scott Adams when you got along." Did we not get it? Do we not do we have a feud with Scott Adams? No! I don't think so. Hmm...I think he got called out on the show some time ago for For his Vax stance, which suddenly changed. He's a hypnotist he could turn us around in a second I still like Scott he adds to the mental toolbox along with you guys and a few others You guys though rock Please provide peace and love and get well karma at an appropriate jingle if you have one for everybody's family friends and colleagues afflicted with TDS and all trophy trans children being raised by Munchausen syndrome by proxy
2:09:15 My goodness. Yeah, you know somebody brought that up in a I saw this and some chat or something or maybe it was online they recorded it but yeah They think that this is a version of sure Munchausen by proxy sure which is kind of a weird psychological disorder where you You constantly hurt yourself to get attention and that has been transferred to turning your kids trans, to get attention for yourself. Ah! Regards Cheeky & Anonymous seeking the middle formerly of Bedford Well yes I have something appropriate for you Oh there's no winning We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere but we laugh alot Now everyone hug and share a secret You've got karma A classic Yes Jordan Johnson in uh
2:10:05 Shirts shirts shirts shirts. Yeah shirts shirts Texas shirts, man sure in the morning a longtime listener first-time donor Please give this credit to my is it was switcheroo to my smoking hot wife Britney Britney Johnston Brittany is turning 40 years old April 5th. It's my birthday Would you please give her on put her on the birthday list? She's on yep I've had the hots for my wife since the moment, I laid eyes on her nice she's bright and shining She's a bright and shining diamond a light in the darkness and a terrific cook Winning win she has given us five beautiful human resource. I always say winner. Just don't bring it up
2:10:54 What? You know, women who like to cook are... What?! You know most women kill their husbands by poisoning them. I always tell that, Winston. You like to cook? Yeah, I do all the cooking in the house and that's the reason i do it. It just comes to mind...I'm sorry! I think its true. Women who like to cook are dangerous. They're dangerous because they can drop into you know something. This tip from your NOA gender show. Tip of the moment. Lifesaving tip
2:11:30 She has given us five beautiful human resources Jack Margo Phoebe Owen and Car T. Carly oh, I'm sorry looks like a t on here and she Homeschools them all well this woman is very busy yeah, then she cooks Yeah be careful after homeschooling five kids you might kill you yeah I give thanks to God every day that she is mine. Her faith is what changed our family for generations to come Happy birthday, Brittany! I love you with all my heart and happy birthday to you too John! Brittany adores you She's a good woman
2:12:10 And she probably won't poison you. For jiggles, it says... I'm pretty sure I read that right? It says jiggles. Yes, it says jiggles. Yeah, yeah. Could we please hear a little I've Got Antz? Thank you both for the best podcast in the universe four more years! Says Jordan. All right, Jordan thank you very much We will play a little bit of I've got ants for Brittany. I got antz I got hands. I'll give you a karma too while we're at it. You've got karma. Add a little extra spice there for you, Sir Lawrence is in Oakland California and he comes in with 333 dot 33 He's in blue so that means somethings up with him and he has a note here which I shall grab ahold of. I believe he was at the meetup Oh okay well here we go
2:13:05 Nice, it looks like it was a typewriter. Typewritten! It says, uh... 333.33++BARONETTE Oh, baronette there we go. ITM gentlemen! When you read this letter John's birthday extravaganza will be in the rear view mirror it's in the rear view I have no doubts it will have been off the proverbial his all and added some great memories to Johns already large volume of 90th... 93rd sorry 73 years worth that was an honest mistake Can I get a jobs karma and I love my truck, and I love what I do. I just started with a new company that got awarded the elevator contract in my building and asked me to change shirts
2:13:49 As they still provide a vehicle stipend, I got myself a 2024 Ford F-150 STX with the super cab extended cab. It's more money for less work and i got a truck that hauls balls with a turbo v6! Lastly this donation makes me a baronet does this mean that I am to be called Sir Lawrence Baronet of Dystopia or could I be Sir Lawrence of Dystopia Baronet of Maxwell Park inquiring minds want to know? Well, you're in charge of that John. I think he can do whatever he wants. Give him the first title Okay It will be Sir Lawrence Baronet of dystopia very good adios mofos and 73s John get it Oh He is kilo Oscar six echo Juliet Echo 73 skill 5 alpha Charlie Charlie give me the give me the truck. I'll do the job
2:14:37 I think Sir Lawrence is part of the team of people that were talking about how they avoided getting vaxxed. Oh, one of those guys huh? It was like, there's a bunch of them that all have their different stories. Of course everyone has a story it was horrible Steve Brock in Springfield Missouri 280 08 Steven Wright donation. Steve Brock is... Wow! Springfield, Missouri. Nice nice. Steven Brock in Springfield, Missouri please call out Bob from Springfield for still being a douchebag. And he'd like to hear China is asshole and French bulldog karma thanks.
2:15:40 Now, check this out. Anonymous from Charlotte North Carolina 263.57 associate executive producer and he says or she please accept this Stephen Wright donation well this is amazing That's the old random number theory. It happens all the time and it can't be avoided Thank you both for what you do, Anonymous and Elder Jen Exer who appreciates Boomer humor. We're scoring big on this I love it! Yep well one of the memes that was in my newsletter
2:16:23 got a lot of attention. Which one was that? It's the one that says, there she was walking down the street and then there are pictures and you have to kind of figure out what does it mean and some people got it and some people didn't. Boomer humor! Boomer humor baby! Cassia Greslika Uh, in Cape Coral Florida 22222. Hi guys! That's exactly the way it is written This donation is for our son Adam
2:17:03 18 years ago at exactly 903 p.m.. In Bethlehem, Pennsylvania this amazing human entered the world Adam came into our lives and made our hearts expand in ways we never imagined He's a living breathing piece of our souls that we've gently sent out into the world Praying he'd find joy spread kindness and leave the world a better place than he found it That's a lot of stuff there for him to do. You're putting a lot of responsibility on the kid shoulders. Stop it! He is our life's greatest creation, not a project but a masterpiece shaped by love lessons laughter and fears tears love tears no fears what I say fears? They scare the kid
2:17:51 I love you Adam pronunciation. No, it's a dash that says a nickname Oh a dash look at the dash has never been Adams but always been a dash Yes, I love you a dash. Oh, it's in Polish. Well, that's the polish is a dash a dash How about that? A dash yeah does the Polish Bible say Adam and Adash and Eva? Inquiring minds like to know good Polish Bibles in Latin Mom and Dad, thanks guys. Cassia... pronounce Kaj-Kasha. Kasha? Kasha! And then Greshleka I got that part right. I didn't get the kasha right. No we got that wrong. P.S., Southwest Florida really needs a meetup already it's been too long we have Floridians that do these things yeah but one of them abruptly quit oh no yeah this happened awhile ago
2:18:47 Oh, that's our girl right? Yeah and I've even reached out to her and she was like can't talk about it. Thanks for reaching out. Ah, wonder what happened She can't talk about it. I think something with her work the agency wasn't happy with it or something just guessing. Oh that could be. Just guessing Government interference with the No Agenda show James van Weinsbergen Sun City, Florida. 222.22 Rove Ducks, switcheroo! In the morning gentlemen happy belated birthday to John I know this note is long but someone's getting knighted today Someone's getting knighted and someone's gettin' cornholed Accounting below why this third Rove Ducks... excuse me with this third Rove Ducks nation if you couldn't kick in the penny Oh hold on a second you need a penny man? I'm not kicking a penny where's the penny there we go
2:19:42 Please, yes. That put us over the top! I'd like to switcheroo my tithings and bequeath this knighthood to my dad Marty." All right, so does it stay James but Marty gets the knighthood? What do you think here John? Yeah, Marty gets a knighthood of course he does. But James stays as the associate executive producer? Yes, that would be correct Okay, so I'd like to switch through my tithings and bequeath this knighthood to my dad Marty and request that his Knight name Be henceforth known as Sir Marty von Vangsberger of the Coachella Valley He's always been my hero since I understood what that meant. And he was recently dealt a potential cancer diagnosis I'm so proud of his bravery in the face of this and requests an F Cancer jiggle Another this is another random number theory a jiggle. It's a jingle people
2:20:38 And a goat counter, goat karma to counter this. Okay? I love you dad. I'm very blessed to be your son and now... You got this! I know you got it. Let me do that again. I'm butchering this. I love you dad. I'm very blessed to be your son and I know YOU GOT THIS! There we go He'd appreciate some Belgian frietkorte and a cold unsweetened Mountain Dew which of course doesn't exist for the roundtable For the time being i'm still a slave for the system So if I could request an f35 Karma to include a what in the world tagline to help me acquire the property and DOD affiliated employment. Oh man, I need to build my final home and Waco S compound in North Carolina! I'd greatly appreciate it thank you for your courage and four more years okay so we need to he needed the jobs karma and was there something else? Was there something else did I forget something here
2:21:38 Goat? You want a goat. Yeah, oh well okay so I can do that. And F cancer... you want to say f-cancer? Okay so i'll throw in the goat with the... okay I can do it! I CAN DO THIS! I CAN DO THIS! You've got... Karma Oh and it didn't do what in the world is this?! Then that wasn't the goat, that was that guy No I did the GOAT! That was goat? I thought there was that screaming guy It sounds like... Here listen That's the guy and that's the goat Sorry I asked
2:22:24 And I prayed for Marty. You got it. Sean Holman in Noblesville, Indiana 21911 Stealth Arms is foam finger number one Customize your platypus today Oh here we go It's back to stealtharms.net God's blessings and peace to all including the spooks Hey well spooks like the platypus I guess And spooks like to listen Of course they do Oops, sorry didn't mean to do that. LaHoyaSalt.com comes in with $2.10 and 60 cents Devoted hours to organizing your manga only to discover you've just made Africa news great again Don't get frustrated why? Get exfoliated with luxurious sea salt scrub. Oh my salt I got myself Have you have you had a luxurious sea salt scrub and we have you exfoliate yourself No
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2:24:07 Matthew Martel in Brumal, Pennsylvania 21060. If you're starting a new DIY project or a contractor working on a home renovation you should want martelhardware.com Why? Everyone's doing it now! Why because if you use coupon code Hypophora, hypophora. H-Y-P-O-PHORA. You put anything in there don't give it to you and you'll get an additional 10% off your sales order sales karma he wants sales karma JD Hot Pockets that's a good note
2:24:45 That's a very good note. Hot pockets! You've got karma. Joel Sides is in Medina, Texas 21060 Happy birthday John if only the dinosaurs could have lived this long they might still be around don't feel left out the rest of us are not far behind Thank you Joel for your birthday. QGenex counts Steven of Windsor or Winder? Steven of Winder. Winder and Oswego Illinois. Stephen Wright donation! Wow, third one how about that? This is...that's insane. We sometimes spend hours thinking about what kind of promotion can we do and then an offhanded obscure content comment about Stephen Wright scores it's unbelievable
2:25:38 Yeah, it was pretty and it was just a screwball toss away. It was a toss away! It's remarkable. It's truly remarkable I tell you Stephen Wright donation solidly Gen X count Steven of winder like a clock and the great Smoky Mountains boom That's easy Eli The Coffee Guy Bensonville Illinois 204.07 Happy birthday John I can't wait to hear your next episode of DH Unplugged This Monday will either be a bloodbath in the markets or a fantastic rebound. Either way, it will make for a good show on Tuesday. That's right DH Unplugged live with John C. Dvorak and Andrew Horowitz. You listen to Andrew go off!
2:26:25 It is somewhat entertaining, I have to admit. It's pretty funny! I've gotten some fantastic stock tips listening to you and Horowitz thank you my investment advice to everyone is go long on quality coffee at a great price. Visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use code ITM20 for 20% off your order, stay caffeinated! Eli the Coffee Guy." Now that's ad copy right there. That's very good. Very good. That's copy I like that And he does, he always tells his tale. He has a story that prefaces everything and then it you know so it looks like this... He could work for Young & Rubicam I'm telling ya! He's great! Which reminds me before we get to my last one here So I got a note, I don't have the note in front of me but its from one our producers
2:27:15 I mean, he's in advertising. You probably... you may have gotten this. He's in advertising and he's bemoaning the fact that we're bitching and moanin' about pharmaceutical ads We went through this whole conversation not two shows ago! On the show Well, we've talked about it but did we talk about this guy? Yes! Do it again Well, I'm just saying he was bitching and moaning And he said that we should back off And I don't understand how he could be this way Yeah, we had this whole conversation. You know... Did we? This is how it begins. Yeah well this is second thing to go What's the first? Short-term memories second thing to go What's the first I don't remember AHHHHH! I walked right into it I can't believe that you're still a sharp as attack Linda Lou Patkins' sharpest attack she's in Lakewood Colorado 200 bucks
2:28:10 Again, happy birthday John Jobs Karma for a resume that gets results go to image makers Inc.com For all of your executive resume and job search needs That's image makers Inc with a K and work with Linda Lou, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Yes thank you executive and associate executive producers not only are you helping the show your entertaining I always say, the best stuff happens during the donation segment. It's only losers who skip it and they miss all the fun! But that is alright. Like the days of MTV can be something that only we share.
2:28:54 You can go to noagendadonations.com to support us, become an executive producer or associate executive producer, become a knight at Commodore whatever you want we'll be thanking people in our second segment also $50 and above as we mentioned everybody We have gratitude for all And remember you can set up a recurring donation if you have one you think you have when you might want to check they do get cancelled then they never tell you about it Go to noagendedonations.com that's noagenderdonation.com Thank you again to our executive and associate executive producers for this episode Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Hot pockets! Hey let's talk about the plague of smartphones