3:08:09 And welcome to the No Agenda Grievance section of the show. I'm gonna show my support by donating to NO AGENDA! Imagine all the people who could do that? Oh yeah, that'd be fab! Yeah on NO AGENDA! I missed a semicolon somewhere. Yeah, that's right And by the way this is about grievance. I have a grievance with today's donation segment It said we had a total of 30. Yes. This is crazy. This is really crazy It's the shortest list we've ever had I say for at least two years
3:08:46 And I'll read the ones from starting with entry number 10 actually and take it to entry number 30, and that would be the total for the day. Mark Lane in Houston Texas starts us off at 199, and John W Schumann in Madison Wisconsin 184 29. Sir Ever of the Watt in Linwood Michigan $130.03 Kevin McLaughlin, there he is right away at 8008. He's the Archduke of Luna, lover of America and lover of boobs. Boobs!
3:09:23 Tim Kwan, 75. He actually came in with a Weiss... Somehow he managed to get Weiss through. Weiss is a weird app but it basically does an ACH transfer somehow Well if you do that set it up at your bank If you do it the other way around where you have to put the onus on they show we can't get it No of course not I'd like him to tell me what his process was We can't get anything done with our bank I love our bank, but basically... The bank is just like hey you got cash we'll take the cash. We'll take your check. What else you got? You can write a check on gold bars all right shut up already that's exactly right Jose Perretti in Wichita Kansas 69 33 he needs to de-douching. You've been de-douched and he's got a birthday coming up and he's on the list Bruno Freitas dos San something
3:10:22 I don't have it on here. Hold on, Brunos Freitas Dos Santos! Dos Santos in San Francisco 5272 which is a $50 donation Kevin Adam and Clover South Carolina 5272 Tom Flynn in Beaverton Oregon 5272 and he says great show Eric Hockel our buddy in Mulrose, Mulrose Deutschland 52 Now we have the 50, we're already at the fifties and here we go with starting with Brett Denton in Boise. Melissa Alvarez in Ponte Vedra Beach Florida Christopher Haynes in Spring Texas George Wuschett in La Vernia Texas Jacqueline Connelly in Green Bay Go Packers Wisconsin Richard Gardner I think is a New York Aaron
3:11:14 Wise Gerber in Bend, Oregon Christopher Haynes in Spring Texas a lot of people in spring Texas Michael Myers in Mandeville, Louisiana. Allen Bean, Baron Allen Bean in Beaverton Oregon and last on our list a Baroness Knight in Edmonds Washington and that's the shortlist for today show want to thank them for helping us out on show of all shows 1750 at landmark show yeah well we did have thank thank God we had one show number donation man step it up people And please check your recurring donations because they've fallen off dramatically as they expire when your credit card or something else. We lost a lot of those, I think that makes a big difference and we do have to give it...I don't know why he did this but he came in at $49.99 but he wants his dentist down below He's just had hemorrhoid surgery Ouch! He says been six weeks of five hours of diffusingly pain after I poop
3:12:16 I mean the pain is unbearable. Oh my goodness this and that he says it's not cutting it. I know, I'm not a big donor Under 50 every year but if you guys can give me some health karma that would be great Yes, I'm going to give him some health karma right now because man especially after your poop That's no good here You go buddy. You've got Karma He's in Puerto Rico. All right, thank you very much to these donors $50 and above including our executive and associate executive producers please help us out by going to noagendashow.com and and sending a donating something to us support the show we have No other way of making this continue for four more years. NoagendaDonations.com Thank y'all very much
3:13:02 Caitlin Myers says happy birthday to Lady Linda. She celebrates today Michelle Neva says happy birthday to Nora Neva and she turns 21 on on Saturday, Jose Paredes on the 29th. That's also on Saturday and some health karma for Denise Denise Oh that's not a birthday but I will add that in just a moment but first let me say happy birthday to these people on behalf of everyone here at The Best Podcast In The Universe Let me do that health karma for her right away. You've got karma! There we go, because we have a title change here I'm gonna read the note first this is Richard of Tasmania he says thanks for accepting... He says Adam and John thanks for accepting Australian dollar dues as real money
3:13:55 You do a better job than our useless government by respecting our dodgy currency that way. I'm a recurring producer in your show and have earned enough to experience to be at level two night! Benefits include a healthy amygdala, increased resistance to propaganda an improved ability to detect gas lighting." Thank you very much so he becomes a... Well, it says Leway title change so I'm not sure what he becomes. Oh, Baronet! There we go He becomes a baronet so let me just... Let me... Might as well give you the jingle. I could have done the whole thing in the music Anyway thanks very much Sir Richard of Tasmania Congratulations You are now Baronet Sir Richard Of Tasmania And we do have a Commodore coming in today
3:14:43 This would be the Archduke of Central Florida who stepped it up once again. So we say, congratulations you are now a Commodore and you are arriving sir! Woo, very nice. Commodore go to noagenderrings.com and there's a tab there or menu item you can give us the address and the actual title but I think it will be Commodore Archduke of Central Florida let us know for sure we'll get it out to you as soon as possible they're very very handsome. We got the North Georgia monthly meetup at 6 o'clock today at Cherry Street Brewing in Alpharetta, Georgia. We have the Columbia River Basin Monthly Tri-Cities Meetup 7 o'clock tomorrow at Ty's Bar & Grill in West Richland Washington On Saturday—one every single day—the Magic 33 Toverland Meetup Oh this is in Zeven in The Netherlands
3:15:42 Is that during the oh, that's a 10 o'clock in the morning bring your? Bring your alcohol I guess to for land tofu lamb too in safe and in the Netherlands Okay ten o'clock in the morning also on Saturday this time in California all aboard the flight of the no agenda meetup number 61 Leo Bravo is organizing its Santa Fe Express Cafe in Fullerton California The hipsters trolls and producers are no agenda Brooklyn meet up in Brooklyn, New York at Wing Bar. Definitely check that out on Saturday 333 Eastern Time also on Saturday the Central Ohio really late St. Paddy's Day meetup is very late 530 at Dempsey's in Columbus Ohio and finally on our next show day Sunday the TMI EVAC Zone crossword puzzle meet up
3:16:29 You'll be doing crossword puzzles apparently 3.30pm at Evergreen Brewing in Camp Hill, Pennsylvania and I got a promo here! Dad what does the 6 letter word for party like experience? Hmm try meetup Speaking of Meetups there's a TMI EvacZone Crossword Puzzle Meetup Sunday March 28th at Evergreen Brewing Company at 3.33pm! Hope to see everyone there to solve this Noah Jenna crossword puzzle! What's the 9 letter word for a father who exploits his human resources? Uhhhh... DOUCHEBAG!!! Okay, thanks for the promo Go to noagentomeetups.com, that's where you can find the entire overview of all meet-ups calendar view list for you You can search by zip code it's all over the world they are producer organized This is where you get connection that gives you protection because everybody you meet at a No Agenda Meetup is going To be your first responder in a crisis. No agendameetups.com if you can't find one you start one yourself It's always a party! Sometimes you wanna go hang out with All the nights and days
3:17:32 Yo, yo. So are you back to regular ISOs now? You're no longer doing the AI stuff? Are you... This time it's a split. Let's see what you got! Uh okay hold on second I gotta correct some of the volumes on these because some of the volumes are way off yeah here's what i got Yeah that's a great one Yeah, I got this one. Vom for all! All for vom! Thought that was kind of cute and then this one Bye Adam bye John Not really an ISO but No Okay what do you Well i got here's a real one A real one? This is the...this is the um... A too much It was to much Hmmmm It was too much it looks like Too much it wasn't good enough not too much And in here is the uh..This is a meta Meta
3:18:35 This is a meta clip and you hear why I may be fake, but that show was real and great What I may be fake But that show is real and great. I'm so torn about this Oh No, he's born It is time for John Cena Borax tip of the day everybody I'll use it though. Created by Dana Burnetti, I'll use it. Okay this is gay guy got to some two different people and Which is always like a sign the first time? I looked at us no then I started really looking at it And I said holy mackerel this is actually pretty phenomenal
3:19:30 But you have to dig, you have to go down because all the top... This is called this is a I don't even know where they got these at this top level domain but that site is TV.garden tv.garden and I want you to go to it Now, it has TV shows from every country in the world and it has almost everything that you can imagine. You can click on a map, you can scroll down there's lot of different ways to do it at the map but you can spin it around the globe and most of this stuff is at top like for example if we go to United States, the first 10 things are all
3:20:18 Religious programming I'm thinking this is a bunch of religious stuff, but no it you dig down. You'd go down to thousands of stations Including Buena Park television for example But I want you to do this go ahead hit either go to the map. I met the map Okay, hit Canada okay? I'm gonna hit Canada so hard they won't know what hit him yep Okay, now go to the on this side you see there's two things in Canada one is Afghan Nobel movies It's a bunch of movies as Afghanistan because it says alphabetical so every yeah every country's got F Yeah click on the second one Afghan Nobel TV Hacked by cyber dragons team it says The page has been hacked the whole run by some group interesting
3:21:11 Yeah. Barney the Dinosaur? Wow, this is pretty cool! It's unbelievable. Wow... How do they even get away with it? Daaahhh therein lies the rub I do not believe this site is legal. I don't think so either They have everything from every country Every imaginable TV feed is on this site So you can watch- they have Milwaukee's local station They have everything in Canada. I didn't even know half this stuff existed, they have every BBC channel plus stuff in England that I've never heard of! It's just a great site this is a fabulous tip Do they have Korea? The Korean news lady North Korea that's a good question Yeah yeah North Korea we got North Korea here we go North Korean Central TV
3:22:07 I got bars and tone on Pyongyang. That is an amazing tip! Now, you thought I was deep into my code? I'm going to be playing with this for the rest of the day That is amazing. Yeah, I just got North Korea... Korean Central Television What a great tip! Another fantastic tip John you have outdone yourself every single time it just keeps on getting better You're like a fine wine my friend The Fine Wine of Tips It's John C. DuBois Tip of the Day tipoftheday.net noagendafund.com Great advice for you and me Just a tip with JCB And sometimes Adam
3:22:50 Created by Dana Burnetti. Well now, you've outdone yourself on that one and of course the question is did you click on all the A's and B's before we finally got to Canada find that hack channel? Is that what you were doing with your song? That was just a random walk I hit the hack channel by accident Wow amazing! That concludes our broadcast day for today but we will be very delighted to come back and do it all again for you on Sunday Clearly with more stuff. More stuff, there's lots of stuff! And your favorite place for world news. No Agenda World News Service will return on Sunday
3:23:35 End of show mix is coming up from Professor Jay Jones. We got, oh, Bo's Music has got a cool little ditty here hacked together and up next on the knowage industry in patrolroom dot IO with the modern podcast apps it's Grimerica this is their 700th episode support those guys they're value for value Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in Fredericksburg. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where I remain and it looks like it might rain! I'm John C. DeVore. Remember us at knowagenthedonations.com and make it great for Sunday we'll see ya then until then adios mofos a hooey hooey and such The strength that we have is in this moment What are you doing in this moment?
3:24:20 Elon Musk is a Nazi! Oh, the in this moment. There's some kind of mental illness thing going on here that just doesn't make any sense What is this all about? In This Moment Bullets are being fired charging stations are put ablaze Tesla's are being put-put ablazed What is the op here what are they trying to accomplish I don't feel good in this moment how do you feel in these moments Are you guys that lost Is it really come down to the basic... When It All Comes Down Really what this comes down to, it baffles me. Is that what it comes down to?
3:24:56 What is the best way to avoid war? Europe must get ready for war. These people are trying to kill us! She's making this up as she goes along It's grassroots too Grassroots non-violence There is no conspiracy, there is no well funded cabal Volkswagen is retooling one of their closed factories I mean like really friendly fire All out warmonger It's what this model requires are right.
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