1:58:36 There is one. It's the terms of use that we have. In terms of endearment that is on the website that discusses this. It's quite unique. This type of insight and these life hacks you only get from your NOAgenda show, surely that is value that you'd like to return. And Anonymous from Central Ohio definitely thought so and sent us $1,000 and says, gents, Gents, this donation is made in two parts. One of 667 to bring me to knighthood. This is my birthday gift to myself and I'd like to be known as Dame of Raccoon Valley. At the round table, I'd like a slice of key lime pie.
1:59:20 I cannot be a dame with a douchebag but smoking hot husband, so I'd like to do a switcheroo with the remaining 333 and call him anonymous husband of Central Ohio and please de-douche him. You've been de-douched. I've enjoyed listening for several years and hope this keeps the sad puppies away for a while. So that means we add, I guess, it means we add him to the list as an executive producer. Yeah. Right? Okay, just want to make sure. And I have to put the slice of key lime pie at the round table. So you got it. We will take care of it and make sure that he is on the list and that you have your key lime pie.
2:00:06 Ann Nouse of the famous Nouse family, big supporters. Petrolia, Ontario, Canada, 482. I'm not sure if this is Canadian money that, yeah, it's hard to say. But it's 482, so it doesn't matter. ITM Jens is a switcheroo. This donation's for Sir Bird Dog of Glenray. He has donated monthly for years since his initial knighthood while hitting many in the mouth. This should definitely bring him to Baron status, maybe even Viscount! The title changes in order when he sorts out the accounting. I think we're going to boost him today. Yep, he's being boosted.
2:00:51 Happy 20th, Smokin' Hot Hubby. Thanks for all you do. Love you lots. Can you give him a Rub-a-Lizer? She's got Rub-a-Lizer. That's Rub-a-Lizer. It's Rub-a-Lizer, yes. And all the karma you have. Keep up the great deconstruction work, John and Adam. India, hang out, Mike. Standby. 33, 33, 33. Rub-a-Lizer is out. You've got karma. Brad Fox checks in from Presque Isle? Presque? Presque Isle? What do you think? Presque? Presque? Presque? P-R-E-S-Q-E. Presque. Presque Isle. He's in Maine.
2:01:38 And he sends $450 and he says, in the morning gents this donation brings me to knighthood status. See accounting below. I figured instead of blowing more money betting on the Red Sox to cover even just the money line, I donate to something that always pays off, the best podcast in the universe. And yes, we always pay off. And yes, like politics, there is gambling in baseball. Please dub me Sir Waldo Chicken Caesar. Hopefully this sparks a rash of that Mitchell and Webb look. Number Wang donations for those in the know. That must be a gambling thing. I'd like to request Bud Light and Brontosaurus at the round table. Hey, random number theory. I'd also like to have a Rubbleizer jingle followed by a Yak Karma for everyone still listening. Oh, there's plenty. Thanks for the comedy. Now and forevermore, Sir Waldo Chicken Caesar.
2:02:33 India, hang out, Mike. Standby. 33, 33, 33. You've got karma. I move on to Jason Krutchman in Richmond, Indiana, 333.66. And he writes in memo format almost kind of almost, but not quite. In the morning gentlemen Adam if you could be so kind as to chip in a penny yes This donation will efficiently effectively bring me deck to knighthood status officially as you penny I was at a back-to-school orientation yesterday and the principal was giving her presentation on the coming school year she started talking about how our school was a strong and
2:03:35 Communite, okay. The strong communite and how we must work together for it to continue to grow and thrive. And the slide that appeared next was community commitments, time, talent, treasure. Yay. Did she hit you up for some donations? I've seen the numbers begging me to donate, but never have I seen the words. There were a couple of reasons this slide shocked me. What the donation was, it shocked you because it drills it into your brain. Two, I talked about the Value for Value model with some of the school leaders of the year and they were intrigued. I explained to them how the model worked and the No Agenda podcast that created it.
2:04:22 And here a year later, I didn't even get credit. However, let this be proof the model is growing and reaching more human resources all over the world. With that said, may I be knighted Sir Kretchman of the Whitewater Valley at the round table. Could I have a warped wing brewery gamma bomb beer? Neon movie theater popcorn and a box of bunch o' crunch Jeez. Okay. I need a Trump aroused, Trump massive dumps and a shut up at science. Thank you for your courage, Jason Critchman in Richmond, Indiana. You know, I think he sent a note in complaining this letter took forever to get to us. Well, we got it. It was hard to get it aroused and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused. They did dumps. They call them dumps. Big, massive dumps. Shut up already.
2:05:23 It's science. I'm looking at them. I need to blow that one up. I was having trouble reading it. Tim Frick is next. He also sent in a note with 333.33, our favorite donation amount. And he says, in the morning, gentlemen, thank you for your service, for keeping me sane over the years. Thank you, Adam, for sharing your faith journey. It has been an inspiration to so many and we all, and we need all the God warriors we can get for this spiritual battle upon us. Amen. My apologies for staying a douchebag for so long, but no more! Please de-douche me! You've been de-douched. Also, if you could give a quick plug for the cooking show I started recently with my dog Nash, and he sent a picture of a dog with Nash and an arrow. Look at that handsome looking dog.
2:06:14 It's called Chaos Kitchen. It's a fun show, we cook delicious stuff and it's been a fun hobby project that I'd love to share with all. Maybe John has some wine pairing suggestions for some of the recipes. At Chaos Kitchen with Tim on YouTube. All links and recipes on the website, TimsChaosKitchen.com. If I could please get some sales and jobs karma for my day job and goat karma for all. Sincerely, thank you both for all that you do you betcha Tim you've got karma done done my friend done Kelly Stewart and Kanae Alaska comes in with 333 and I do not see a note no I want to give Kelly a double up karma you've got
2:07:04 karma. Opulus, the future, planned, oh, plannedopolis, freedom ghetto. There you go. Bringing joy to all! You slaves can get used to mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese, macaroni and cheese, cheddar melted together, mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Yo, mac and cheese. Joseph Stegman in Thousand Oaks, California, 222 row of ducks?
2:07:49 Uh, ITM Gents, that's all he says, and came in as a check. Thank you very much. Lady N from NoCityProvided, USA 208.88, can I get a house buying karma jingle? Thank you both for the show. Lady N, yes of course you can. You've got karma. Eli the Coffee Guy in Bensonville, Illinois is back. Illinois. 208.15. He says, and by the way, I've taken a liking to his dark roast. So it takes a certain skill to do dark roast. To do a good dark roast, I agree. Yeah, without making it bitter. Gentlemen, thanks for pointing out that I'm not an advertiser. I'm just a business owner. I'm just a business owner who's fortunate enough to be able to support my favorite podcast.
2:08:40 It's a bonus that I can share a discount. I'm doing it kind of a whiny voice. Yes, very whiny. It's a bonus that I can share a discount code for our coffee with fellow producers. I'm glad you guys enjoy GigaWatt. Adam! Yes? I'm happy you also like Black Rifle Coffee. Just like beer or wine, most people don't just drink only one type or brand. That's right. One important thing is whatever you're drinking is that it's a quality product. That's why people should visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use code ITM20 for 20% off your order. By the way, we
2:09:20 We just released a new Tanzanian... Tanzanian... Tanzanian... Tanzanian... Tanzanian... Tanzanian pea berry. Pea berries like the latest trend in coffee. Oh, is it trendy? Is it trendy? Oh, pea berry. Yes, it's just a little history just for people who want to know. So pea berry are these little bitty coffee beans that were always just thrown out. They were discarded as like in the process of... This is like lobster where they used to feed it to prisoners and they turned it into a premium product. Oh, interesting. So the pea berry was filtered out. You know, they have these grates and the big beans, these are the ones you want to keep, the little junky pea berries. They threw them out for years. And then somebody, you know, I guess the staff or somebody was putting them aside and making coffee with them. It turns out
2:10:11 And the little ones, it reminds me of wild strawberries, by the way. Strawberries, when they're small, are better. It turns out that these berries are really...made a really good cup of coffee. And so somebody decided to name it pea berry and then make a...turn into a product. And I've never had bad pea berry. Anyway, he says it's a pretty that's your your history for today the state caffeinated says Eli the coffee guy It's a new product new new new from gigawatt coffee gigawatt coffee Tanzanian pea berry pea berry you can taste the pea taste the pea. Here's your free jingle
2:10:51 Taste the pea. By the way, my guests love the gigawatt coffee and I love it when I'm out of Black Rifle because that's all I have. And I'm like, I'm so happy I got the dark roast. Eric Levenberg is in Los Angeles, California. Yes, there are still people who live there. $200.22. Look! This is for the best podcast in the universe, he says. Please grant me job and relationship karma and don't be weird about it. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. Man, you're bumping. Stop mass bumping. No, I'm not bumping. I'm trying to duplicate this, by the way.
2:11:34 And I can't. I'll do this next one. Anonymous in Chicago, Illinois. Yes, there's still people who live in Chicago who listen. $200 associate executive producer. Welp, I'm as surprised as anyone. John's last two tips were exact matches for a couple of ongoing issues we've had. I immediately forward the timestamps to my BF for Wi-Fi coverage and impossible to catch mice. I will report back and thank you for your courage. Well, if that isn't an endorsement for the tip of the day, I don't know what is. Beautiful. Wow. Yeah. Linda Lupatkin in Lakewood, Colorado finally comes in at 200 bucks and she's wants Jobs Karma and John's Donate.
2:12:21 Donate, donate! A fellow Noah Jenner producer called me to ask if I was really donating $200 to the show. What is that question? Or if it was just a kind of a scam cooked up with Adam and John to encourage others to donate. Well, I'm here to tell you... Through John that I am a real that I am for real and getting your name out there on no agenda works Plus meeting fellow producers is awesome. I bet Eli the coffee guy would agree So for all your small businesses out there, I highly recommend donating and remember for a resume that gets results, go to imagemakersinc.com, that's imagemakersinc with a K dot com and work with Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes. Sincerely, Linda. I am shocked.
2:13:09 I am really shocked that someone went through the trouble of reaching out to Linda Liu and said, you know, I bet it's just a scam. Those guys just mention you to get people to send money. No, no agenda is the premium product. That's how it works. You've got. Donate, donate. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Thank you very much to these producers of the No Agenda podcast for episode 1686 in our 16th soon to be 17 years on the air everywhere. Rocking it live twice a week. We are premium.
2:14:07 Anyone who donates $200 or above, we read your note and you receive an official Associate Executive Producer credit. Anyone $300 or above, we read your note on the air and we offer you a well-deserved Executive Producer credit, which you can use anywhere credits are recognized, which includes LinkedIn, your social media profile, and most importantly, IMDB.com, which is the home of all people who have show business production credits. It's a real thing. They are forever, so you always will be an associate or an executive producer of the NO Agenda Show. Thank you so much. We'll be reading out more thank yous to more producers who supported us in our second segment. Once again, thank you for producing episode 1686. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth.