1:32:10 that there are now more podcast hosting companies that offer Podcasting 2.0 capabilities such as these chapters with images and there's tons of apps I'm talking 10, 12 now at this point great apps you can find all of those at newpodcastapps.com spread the word because it is also using podcastindex.org which is uncancellable and that's the way its going to stay And thank you again to our artists. Now let's thank our executive producers and associate executive producers for episode 1383, the people who sent in notes today they made up for last week Scott Jalbert starts us off j-a-l-b-e-r-t which I am pronouncing possibly incorrectly from West Columbia South Carolina 766 dot 33 he is the high watermark for today
1:33:06 Thanks guys! This show is a inspiration. This puts me over the top, Night Me Baby big weekend coming up so requesting fresh hookers rent boys blow and some Glenn Fittich 18 to finish things off Jingles? F-cancer for all. I'd just like to reiterate, Scott... The No Agenda Show always has fresh hookers and rentboys for its nights and dames. You know when Stan wins. You've got karma.
1:34:04 No doubt. What is the opposite of a noodle boy? Whatever that is, Steve is that! An anti-noodle boy His healthy skepticism to all things related to the majority and his pure individualism and integrity Is what I continue to love about him He introduced me to NOAgenda couple years ago And it's been apart of our daily lives ever since You guys do so much important work and you have the greatest podcast in the world It's Universe I'm so happy to be able to contribute in this very small way and hope to continue well into the future. This last year has really highlighted the importance that voices and platforms like yours exist, and are heard not only for my amygdala or everyone's entertainment but for the future of the great United States
1:34:44 Anyway, Steve's birthday is tomorrow Monday September 20th. So I want to wish him a good one and explode all the goat good karma there is to give thanks again for all that you do we love you and thank you very much We will spray some goat on Steve. You've got karma John Harvey comes up from Nashville Tennessee with six hundred thirty six hundred dollars in 33 cents I make this donation in celebration of my 10 year anniversary meeting my amazingly talented and beautiful better half. And we never had a fight." She happily listens to No Agenda with me for hours on our long road trips, and even utilizes the No Agenda community like ordering from lavenderblossoms.org We love Cal and his products!
1:35:36 Leslie's leads me to a make-good. I made a birthday donation in March and asked for a shout out for her Etsy business party place cards It was read as party placards. Oh, I see She found that funny and still loved the sentiment Yes, she is a keeper so for the no agenda meetups please go to her Etsy store party place cards all one word, will then be party place cards. She can make no agenda banners JCD and Adam. Hey heads on sticks That's a good idea and on party straws in place because she does all these stuff John cool makes it be a party junk Party stuff not junk stuff Oh, sorry okay? Sorry what am I thinking whatever you can think of to make a norogen a meetup or your parties more fun lastly this brings me too much Does she make these
1:36:43 Lastly, this brings me to my long-awaited knighting. I started donating as associate executive producer of the show 952 iChip was the name of that one Please see accounting below with this donation like to be knighted Sir Harvey Wallbanger please have bass guitars and synthesizers at The Roundtable got him! I will look forward to seeing you at The Roundtable Thank You for your courage No jingles, no karma. Sir to be sir Harvey Wallbanger Dame Angela Castaneda from Las Vegas $350 she's been coming in with executive producerships a lot recently and she says thank you that is all that either That's our Dame Angela man Thank You Dame Angela thank you very very much it's always appreciated we should catch up need to catch up on the phone
1:37:35 She's the best. She is the best. Sir Jason, parts unknown in the US 334 dot 32 interesting In the morning crackpot and buzzkill my last donation was over seven years ago and an ill fate...over seven years and an ill-fated move ago But I've still been listening to the show this whole time. My birthday is on Wednesday, the 22nd and this donation of 334.32 is my birthday to the best podcast in the universe! Thank you for everything you've done not just since the beginning of COVID mania but for all 14 years you've been bringing us no agenda may I please be dedouched? Of course of course. You've been dedouched! Also requests a heavy duty Jobs Karma, well that calls for this one. Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs... Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs... Jobs, you got karma. Job's baby, got Job's. Anonymous is here 334 uh anonymous greetings gents this is a birthday donation from my meaty man millennial who turns 34 on Tuesday
1:38:39 Happy birthday lover. Our love is lit and arms remain jab free Jingle jobs karma smoking hot wife song for myself Love you both by E Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for job Interesting what yeah, it's broken our donation Yes Scott. Well you want to read it so I can get the jingles got that tag Leoli Hey Scott, but they're really only where you been man in Okinawa Japan three three three dot six four Hello from Okinawa
1:39:35 Due to my extreme shame for getting the Shapeshifting Jews jingle banned in July. It was never totally banned... It was never banned, it was never burned. No because our shapeshifting Jews stepped up! That's right step up you shape shifters! It has taken me a few months to gain the courage to donate again and finish my knighthood please dummy sir dustiest lizard okay Can I have a steak and veggies at the round table, please? So many boots on the ground report from the beautiful... That's not big. Not a lot of... Well how much action is going on there?" I don't know! "...I spent most of this summer in a state of emergency with restrictions up the wazoo." Mmmmm, I'll bet. Looks like we may be coming out of it now that people are folding or folding and taking the vaccine they're folding. Okay, I'l take it
1:40:33 So you know, same as everywhere else please call out Mike Perez in Nashville as a douchebag. That is all I have spoken Sir Dusty's Lizard or soon to be he wants a couple jingles he wants Reverend Al the Bumble Jumble with an Obama you might die. So of course I went looking for the Rev with bumble jumble which does not exist so, I picked one appropriate for this show and appropriate is just referring to any elk well they're all bumbled here's a classic and it's a callback clip perhaps he was influenced by Gergel in the Third Reich you might die! Gergel? In The Third Reich?!
1:41:20 Alright, Sabrina Lynn lives in Atlanta Georgia. At least that's where she sent her donation of $333.57 to from... In the morning, happy late birthday Adam. I need a de-douching. Oh okay we got that one. You've been de-douched! I'm one of your amps? Ah yes the Asian millennial producers. Shamefully...I had to be hit in the mouth twice The first time was a number of years ago by friend The second time that once stuck i was hitting the mouth on my awesome boyfriend back in March 2020 He's still a douchebag but im gonna let it slide for now I want to say thank you for creating this No Agenda community. Not me, it's everybody! It's John, me and the whole crew... all the producers Since the pandemic started The Family Business has lost a ton of business And connecting with so many others made it easier to get through not to mention bringing an explanation To what the M5M was trying to force feed us As an additional thank-you to you and members of NO AGENDA that make this possible I'm donating 33% of sale proceeds
1:42:20 From the Noah Janet family on our website which is www.saberlyncollections.com S-A-B-E-R L-I-N, saberlyncollections.com we sell high quality sterling silver jewelry unfortunately since we're currently redoing the website we are moving platforms I don't have a code set up if you would please send me an email at Sabrina at sabercollection... saber... saberlyncollections.com I'll put it next to her name With the items you'd like to purchase, I'll get you squared away personally. I'm also going to send the NoAgenda shop a few NA-themed samples to potentially add onto the website stay tuned Oh Business is expanding over there with uh...with the gigs very nice! To close this donation note i'd like the following jingles please Don't eat me Joe
1:43:08 Yeah, it's actually Don't Eat Me Hillary but we do have a Don't Eat Me Joe. The second is Don't Enslave me Kamala and we got that set for you and Goat Karma For All Bye guys! Thank you very much! It's got, it's got... what is the right word? Is it plaintive? It has this sincere cry for help. Like when you're begging for your life kind of thing. Yeah. Let's listen to it again. Don't enslave me Camilla! I think its the little trill at the end in her voice there. Very good. If that was my kid acting classes
1:44:07 Don't eat me Joe Biden! See, like that's like a Little Rascals version but this... Don't enslave me Kamala. I mean you can just hear the adrenochrome quality when you hear that it's beautiful The difference is kind of the difference is she got a Meryl Streep quality in that second one and more like you said you know they are gang in the first yes yeah Spanky Sir Snoldus, 333-33 from... I believe Norway. Greetings from Sir Snoldus! I would like to request a serious dose of exam karma with a twist of goat for my class of the future dudes named Ben and dudettes named Bernadette Also, a de-doosing for me as i have not donated for some time You've been dedooshed Happy to do it for you and all the future dudes and dudettes You got karma
1:45:06 I'm sorry, I was trying to fix... That's alright. I got it here William Brinkman 333-33 from Front Royal Virginia. Man you're did you turn your speakers up again because it just no I haven't done anything bad today. I don't know why it's just worse than normal. Maybe its not well yes but those new headphones were supposedly correcting this issue No, it's on your end. My headphones have nothing to do with it Your speakers are too loud It's coming through when I'm talking and it should not be Yeah, I noticed that but they're not really louder than usual In fact they're lower They're lower than usual? Yeah They're lower than usual I can barely hear them Okay hold on let me adjust the gate That's the only recourse Okay hopefully I didn't cut you out Alright We return
1:45:57 In the morning gentlemen, says William Brinkman from Front Royal Virginia. My wife and I have been listening to your show for a couple of months after getting hit in the mouth from my sister and brother-in-law this is my first donation so please de-doosh me! You've been de-dooshed Chris Bergstrom from Elk River Minnesota 333 33 it's the executive producership everybody should try at least once in their life he says hey me again no jingles no karma love is lit We love you for that, Chris. Danny Bob Butch! That's a name. North Wales. Pennsylvania 3333 another one of the fabulous executive producers taking part in the producer drive for 2021
1:46:47 ITM 33 showing up everywhere last couple of months with a haunting JCD donate chant echoing in my head. So it's time to donate some treasure as always incredible deconstruction the mainstream going on please give an F cancer to my sister Teresa respect we much or long Reverend Al Cutt for my mother Kathy and my brother Dom Biden get the shot. No to do they had was a lot of stuff here. Yeah, she was Thought you wheeze love is lit Danny booch Okay, so I can do most of this It's not everything but I can do most of it no Wait what was that? Oh that was wrong? Oh
1:47:45 You've got... UUUUGH! DONATE! DOOOOONATEEEEE! Parma. Always a winner. Sir Echo's next on the list 333 From Sir Echo Instant on behalf of the good work being done by Sir Brian of London. Okay, so this is on behalf... So this should probably a switcheroo I'd say what do you think? Sir Brian has been working hard expanding access to the V4V streaming sat service podcast listeners can now buy sats
1:48:22 with the Hive cryptocurrency, a decentralized resistant and battle-tested blockchain community which has already fought off a Chinese attack. Mmhmm! Hive is an anarcho syndicate syndicatist but syndicalist...syndicalist it's an anarcho syndicalist commune to support this great work the community on hive is partially funding it from the Hive Autonomous Organization to, this is like all code. I might as well be talking to the Germans, to accelerate combining Hive and Bitcoin lightning for value on Podcasting 2.0! Podcasting 2.0 is the cutting edge of what's possible and the proof is in its growth and acceptance while integrating with the decentralized communities
1:49:21 Okay, if you say so. Are you there? Yeah I'm waiting for you to read the last line! No that was my last line... Oh thank You Brian Thank You Podfather Thank You all the devs at podcastindex.social and freedom loving people everywhere I will decode the code. Podcasting 2.0, streaming payments now work with Hive an alternative cryptocurrency and that was a bridge that Sir Brian of London built and he's really happy about it because I guess Sir Echo is benefiting or just happy with the progress
1:50:00 And we love that. Have you used the system? Yeah, have I used the system yes it's quite good actually the system is cool use it for a podcasting 2.0 for that podcast It's quite good okay yeah but I have not used Hive if you're asking me this oh no no no No! I don't understand hive at all All I know is...I HAVE HIVE POWER which means I can do something Alright, you do the next one and I'll get to two. I'l see if there's emails from these guys Sure. Shawana Benson Smithville Texas 313 40 Hey you guys this donation makes me a damn dame! Hello
1:50:43 Let it be known to all that I am Loka of the Lost Pines of Texas. I feel like I'm worthy of a de-douching." You sure are! Jason, she says is still douchebag! And she says the rest this note is for Adam here comes... I'm sure you've heard the scorpions somehow come up the drains yes although the scorpions have not returned since we dealt with them Make sure to turn the lights on and check the toilets before you sit. Hell yeah! If I go to the bathroom at night, I take my phone with me, flip on the flashlight, I check around... I don't want anyone climbing into underpants when i'm sitting in the toilet or anything else happening down there. And she sent us a picture of her dog Chewy. This is Chewy 13 year old red black mouthed cur
1:51:35 Now that you're in the country, you need a good country dog. Great companion! He alerted us to a Timber Rattler and a couple of coral snakes. He's been bitten multiple times by copperhead snakes and alerts us to scorpions in the house. He is a champion all-around great Texas dog." Well I know what we need to do for that then... I'd like to start a Dame Hood donation for Levi Riley Rose McCollum The beautiful young lady whose father was killed in Afghanistan, who was born this week. I'm hoping that nine other people will help to knight this beauty." Well Shauna that's a great thing and maybe you can get on noagendasocial.com and coordinate that! And so here is the karma for your lovely dog Chewy. So i forgot to mention
1:52:30 There's like eight animals running around the Logan house and good animals Okay, several cats but also a lot of puppies puppies and one Malinase I think it's pronounced. That's the German Shepherd that gets really big is like police dog And just and so all of it and I know Tina's all of a sudden she's gone she comes back She's got this puppy says oh look What she's... because I think it was offered to her? Like, no not this. No we can't handle this kind of dog. Was the giant German Shepherd type? Yeah yeah the kind that needs a lot of exercise. Well you got the room for it. You need also do stuff with the dog. I just want the dog to cuddle up and get my slippers
1:53:25 Yeah, yeah. You what you needs a poodle or you are Chihuahua? Chihuahua is your dog I can see it now. He look per with chihuahua Years I had a Yorkie so don't tell me about it. Yeah, but did we talking about a dog that's actually alive now Let's see. We got Michael Bianchella 333 and I do have a note from him and Tony Smith 333 I got nothing for took from Tony let's read either Michael Bianchella Uh, ITM gentlemen. JJ showing up everywhere the last couple of months with a uh donate chant echoing in my head another one some treasure always some incredible doc you can structure the media thank you for what you do and need f cancer from my sister Teresa respect me much we much and long reverend l for my sister Kathy and Danny uh and Danny Booch well that's interesting so there's a connection between this guy and Danny Booch yeah that's that is coincidental
1:54:30 I don't know. Maybe, maybe, maybe can it Winston L? Maybe not but so he didn't have cancer for his sister Teresa and a respect in a long Reverend Alcott Well give you the one you mentioned R-E-S-P-I-C-T But resist we much We must And we will much About that be committed You've got karma And we have another switcheroo here. Now wait, now who do I put this anonymous to? Yeah this is the problem if it's anonymous... Who do we- Well i'll tell you what since they're both anonymous switching from anonymous to anonymous Problem so I'll even highlight it so I can remember we switched it
1:55:23 229 33 Gilbertsburg Pennsylvania hello please keep this anonymous switcheroo for my husband who hit me in the mouth last year love you happy third anniversary boo please de-douche him. You've been de-douched And if you can play anything, anything by Al Sharpton he will be so happy. Thanks for the sanity! My goodness I'm almost out of uh... almost out of Sharpton. President Trump said that because of the killing of Al Baghdadi that the world is a better place
1:56:04 And I would give credit to he and those that were responsible for it. Thank you very much sir. A classic! Sir RJ of Grand Point, Grand Point Manitoba, Candanavia 21163 Now do you think that he was trying to go for $300 in Canadian dollar-ets or is it not quite that bad? Usually they mention it. Yeah, okay let's see... In the morning John Adams tomorrow is election day here in Canada and the number one goal for all Canadians should be removing Trudeau from power I feel he doesn't deserve to win
1:56:41 His to win his own seat never mind being Prime Minister of Canada Fortunately, there's still a large number of or unfortunately. There are still a large number of Canadians that feel he's doing a good job I know John He says I don't get either Canada is going to need some top-shelf karma the best you have to offer Even when I'm in a shitty mood and pissed off of the world sometimes requesting a sharp tingle another Sharpton clip. I cannot stop smiling no matter how How hard I try to stay pissed off if you could play some that will be great Holy moly well, let's get a teleprompter. Let's roll out the teleprompter then This is the og
1:57:22 I wasn't expecting all these requests. Teleprompter? Get some OG teleprompter from... I can't type today for some reason. We gotta dig up more Sharpton clips, but he's not- they're not letting him flub anymore. But resist we much! We must. They're all jitty about a shutdown, the tortice in the race then co-author of Who Brees? You too lead singer Bono, Fran Dreischer, Sigournoy Weaver suspect Jahar Sonaev Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh The show Rush Lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is Mike
1:58:11 yesterday and Tony Antony mean we rank behind Latvia La Vita Kazakhstan, Kazakstan to college students in Beijing. He's getting lunch at Chipotle in Iowa. Bane is appropriate! The GOP's tax day giveaway to millionaires Why was traffic problems email sent? The Environmental Projection Agency and what sequestration has done
1:58:52 I forgot about the environmental projection agency. That is so good! I did too, it was good. The guy's a genius without even... He's like the Van Gogh of television he doesn't know how good he is for a certain demographic Well they're ruining it for all of us now that new producers sucks I guess put the cramp down to the kibosh on his flubs Hey, producers, execs and associate executives. Thank you so much for supporting this episode for supporting us for doing everything you do we asked for three things time talent treasure You brought it today once again Appreciate that if you'd like to be an executive producer And you should be one at least once in your life go to this handy website vorac org slash n a and again thank you for producing the best podcast in the universe episode 1383 Our formula is this We go out