1:29:20 Yeah, now I don't know. I'm sure someone will correct us on noagendasocial.com. But thank you very much, Tantanayo. We appreciate that. That's a great amount of value. It's extremely important. And that's exactly how it fits in our model. Time, talent, or treasure, anything. If you get value out of this show, give it back to us in one of those categories. And to keep us functioning on the air, we do need Support and we love highlighting our executive producers and associate executive producers because it came in with big numbers for episode 13 12 and we start off with Was anonymous right off the bat anonymous thousand dollars from anonymous thousand dollars donation crap for the new night of the roundtable on behalf of Dame Illuminati a peerage and roundtable blessing soon
1:30:16 Huh. Okay. So not on the list, probably, I guess, more information to come, I'm guessing? Yeah, I mean, I saw the original donation as well, and that's literally what it said. So, okay, well, thank you very much, Anonymous, and congratulations. Dame Illuminati, peerage and table blessing soon. We look forward to it. Will, so the knighting is in abeyance at the moment. Yes, on pause. Gary Farris or Fars, I think it's F-P-H-A-R-E-S, I don't know how you pronounce it to be honest about it, $500 from San Diego. He sent a note in handwritten.
1:30:56 ITM and Happy New Year, fellas. With this donation I pass the threshold of knighthood. I would like to be the title of Sir My Ass Knight of Greasy Creek in Southwest Missouri. Sir My Ass. I believe he's on the list. I'd like some old Visconti Imperial Stout. At the round table, please. No jingles, no karma. And then he has a little accounting with the word, bye. That's the opposite of hi, guys. Yeah, that's the end. You say hi, guys, then you say bye. Here's a tip.
1:31:35 A tip for all you producers out there. If you send me a link to a video, and I'm fine, you know, you say, oh, it's long, usually that's a warning. It's long, but you'll love it. There's plenty of clips. So if you haven't put in time codes, I'm already thinking, all right. If it starts with either, hi guys, it's an immediate deny. Or if it starts with ominous crescendoing music. Live. No. It's a pass. You gotta give me time codes. Time codes are important. Yeah, they are. Onward with Mark Drinkwater came in from New Zealand for $432. They got a note from his wife or girlfriend, I think it was his wife, Alice. And the note said, is this the right email to send a note to? And then there was no note.
1:32:28 That's the best. And you said yes, you replied and you said yes. You could have put I said, well, it's a little late because it was like late. And and I guess I didn't encourage her to say she was probably sleeping because of the time change. So I got nothing. So, Mark, there's some surprises, a nighting of some sort for Mark. But again, this will be just like anonymous up there. This will be an abeyance until I hear from Alice. Let's make sure he's not on the birthday list. No, I just, it might have been a birthday. Well anyway, so sometimes... Right, she didn't say anything but it's just the right address. No, no, it slips through the cracks sometimes. Shall I do this one? Femke? Yes, please. Femke van Bemmelen in Voorburg, 365, 44. In the morning John and Adam. Adam, please don't read my note with a Dutch accent. Save that for Rutte, the Prime Minister. All right, so I won't.
1:33:24 Thank you both for the much-needed amygdala shrinkage during these crazy days. My truly wonderful and ruggedly handsome husband, Remy, hit me in the mouth about a year ago. In honor of his upcoming birthday, Sunday, please accept this donation that will make him a knight. He shall be known as Sir Stinkfinger, the plague from The Hague. For the round table, he would like... Rijst met kerisaus en kapusijners met spek. which is rice with curry sauce and capers with bacon. It's a Dutch delicacy. Is that what that means? Because speck is actually a type of prosciutto. Speck? Oh, really? Yeah, speck is bacon. Huh. Well, that's interesting.
1:34:12 Yeah, the more you know, it's like the high-end high-end prosciutto. Okay. Well, that's not if you go to Holland and ask for spec and you're thinking you're gonna get some high-end prosciutto, you're gonna be disappointed. You get bacon. Bacon. Noah Jenner listeners that are into stoner metal, please look up his band Stitch Fork on Facebag, which is facebook.com slash stick Stitch Fork band. Spotify or Bandcamp and if you like if you like it let him know he will love hearing from you. Noah Jenner gives our family many interesting perspectives to talk about and is keeping us even keeled. This is much needed since our three human resources, 11, 13, and 14, are constantly bombarded with wokery by teachers and classmates. Here's some smart parents. Boots on the ground report. Our oldest daughter was shown a clip of the Dove commercial where a colored lady took off her shirt and magically turned into a white woman.
1:35:06 The assignment was to write a complaint to Dove because this was, of course, racist. The idea being that Dove soaps make you white and white is better. This is no- that's crazy that they- I remember that campaign and it wasn't intended that way. How many years ago was it? You don't think they got any letters of complaint? But I- but they stopped that and they took it off the air and it was years ago. And it wasn't their intent. Anyway, the teacher offered a list of words to use in the letter such as white supremacy. Our human resources looked up the video online and told the teacher, or our human resource looked up the video online and told the teacher that this was framing because if you watch the entire commercial, you'll see the white woman turning into a colored woman as well. The teacher responded that it was racist anyway.
1:35:57 But our daughter could tell that many of her classmates agreed that this was BS. We are so very proud of her. Yes, you should be and you should be proud parents. That's a no agenda kid right there. NA kids. Wait a minute, let me watch the whole commercial, you douchebag. You're tricking me. Birthdays please. Put Arwen on the birthday list for January 20th, she'll be 15. Remy's birthday will be January 16th and he'll be 48. Can I get a double goat karma and a Trump jobs to help with my recruitment agency? Much love from the lowlands where the once courageous Dutch fighters of the sea now hide behind the curtains with their masks on. Femke from Forburg. P.S. If the note's too long you can leave the boots on the ground part out of it. No, that was quite, that was the best part.
1:36:40 That was the part of it that you wanted to read. We really like that piece. Thank you very much. And we've got your birthdays here on the list. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma. Here's the double. You've got karma. Aggie Latz is next on the list from Fayetteville, Fayetteville, Georgia, 333.33. I recall an attempted hit in the mouth by your longtime listener Tony Cabrera a few years ago, but it took a reminder from Joe Rogan for me to start listening.
1:37:25 I have not missed an episode since. Joe Rogan who? Oh boy. Not good. We love Joe Rogan. Yeah, we do. Thank you for an amazing show. I like most of your listeners. It keeps me sane. My husband and I are from the former Soviet occupied country from a from the and this will be around to a socialism. You know how to get out and do it. I guess maybe it's following them around. I guess unlike most Americans, we will be prepared. Keep up the good work. Well, I'm prepared to because I live in California. Hopefully we can keep listening to you even if the only way left will be via shortwave radio like we used to do during Soviet times, listening to American Voice of America from Washington, making sure our neighbors do not hear us.
1:38:23 Headphones. I'm sure they were listening to no jingles. No karma. Well comrades welcome We're happy you are here. Welcome comrades David Gomez and Holly Springs, North Carolina 333 dot 33 nice in the morning, please see my 33 dot 33 donation 33 33 dot 33 33 3 as a follow-up to being called a douche by the anonymous Kansas-bound Googler in episode 1289. He hit me back in the mouth back in February recently. Mike Day and his smoking hot wife from Fuquay, Veruna, North Carolina gave me, and I'm sure I butchered that, gave me a birthday donation and a douchebag in episode 1310. Oh no! Let this serve as the first of my repentance. Ah, there it is!
1:39:17 for being that douche despite being el jefe I think my friend Mike the Googler and a few others are all founders of a veteran owned and US manufactured surgical device and positioning positioning company in Finitis Medical Technologies. Infinitismedical.com. Rolls off the tongue. Was it publicly traded? We are continuously blessed with a growing base of customers despite the safe harbor third party firewalls and small niche businesses face in healthcare. No, no, no commodities here. Having robotic surgery, ask your surgeon if he uses our product. If not, why not? No products do what ours do. It's all about the processes, baby.
1:40:09 Any who's John, thanks for your and Adam's guidance during these dark days. My amygdala is slowly shrinking, but my liver might be taking a beating. Would you please play a jobs comment so I may continue to grow a noodle gun jingle because it makes me laugh and a F cancer from my colleague Kelly, who is currently in hospice after a long courageous fight. Yours and your families are in our prayer. Special shout out to my nurse and anesthesiologist. CRNA colleagues and all the other doctors, nurses and tireless caregivers working out there COVID or otherwise. Don't retire! God knows I can't. Reform douche. David Gomez. I'mma gonna put you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit. I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
1:41:06 Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Yeah! Mucha Karma! GUSPACHO is next on the list from Syracuse, New York at $333.00. Respectfully, I have to disagree. No. According to KTLA's initial reporting, out of 52 arrests, there were 6 firearms recovered. More police reports have come out since then. Were these the only guns all found by Magic City's spanning gun metal detectors? Or is this a fairly random sample of the people who happened to be arrested? I think the phrase, will be wild, was understood as a dog whistle by the whole bunch of preppers who showed up ready for Trump to say, all right, let's go get these crooks. All right.
1:42:06 Your disagreement is noted. Noted. Thank you. Spot your anonymous in Charlotte, North Carolina. 333. Thank you for all that you do. Your work is priceless, but the shameless plug isn't to any job creators. I am an employee benefits consultant that exposes corruption in insurance. Email me at 333 benefits. at protonmail.com for a Woker Broker. Woker Broker, nice anonymous. I don't know. I could send him a note. It's 333 benefits at ProtonMail. Matthew Wilson, $300.
1:42:57 No jingles, no karma, we love it. Just giving 20s and shingles. No manning, no goat. Thought you guys could use some cash to stay afloat. Oh, it rhymes! Thank you. That's a nice note. Thank you, Matthew. Sir Beloved in Plano, Texas 24944, Associate Executive Producer. Hey guys! Hey! Jingles, prep, fisting nuts. I need another job, Karmut. Give me the classics since TPP hasn't worked yet. Which is the information we need, by the way. I'll share it with my buddy Chris in Florida who's currently a douchebag. Only because he's been looking for an IT managerial job for two years.
1:43:40 Thank you for your courage, sir. Be low. Just go for it, John. Tell us your peeve about the fisting method of eating snacks on an airplane. I see this on the airplane and it's very annoying and I think it will result in fights breaking out because it's just so annoying to watch. Guy takes his bag of peanuts and throws a pile of them into his palm of his hand and then he makes a fist around the nuts. And then he shakes his fist to try to bring a nut to the little hole. And then he throws a nut in his mouth from his fist. Then he does it again. He shakes and throws and shakes and throws. It is annoying as hell to watch. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
1:44:33 A production notice. This is no longer classified as a jingle. It's an end of show mix. It's 46 seconds long. It's a little long for this, unless someone wants to make an edit and then I'll be happy with it. It's too long. Sir Darren O'Neill might want to do that. He's in Mokina, Illinois, 229.76. He needs an F cancer. This donation of $229.76 is in honor of today being the 33rd anniversary of my first date with my spectacularly patient and beautiful wife, Kim. Health Karma Works. I requested it for my mom's double bypass and it has carried her through her bypass and subsequent colon cancer surgery and treatments. She's doing well. Please send out an F cancer.
1:45:27 for both my mom and also my cousin Kevin. who was recently diagnosed with tonsil cancer. Wow, I've not heard of that. I've not heard of it either. This donation is also the VIG owed to both of you from donations my podcast had received during the Value for Value model. I would like to formally ask JCD to be a guest of Sir Bemro's and mine on Grumpy Old Ben's as he is by far the most requested guest our producers have asked for. Well. We'd love Okay, I read that over we'd love to discuss any and all tech topics with the original cranky geek in the meantime everyone can get caught up with the my shows on grumpy old Ben's calm and Ran ran dumb do you and be thoughts calm? Sorry for the shameless plug but podcasting ain't easy. Thanks for keeping us all sane sir Darren and Darren
1:46:24 Thank you Darren for this. Darren does so much for the show including the... He's a workaholic that guy. The rock and roll pre-show which he does before every show. He's a multi-talented maniac. He is. Yes, he is multi-talented. It's quite... Do we even know what he does in real life? I think he's just on welfare. Are you printing something? No, that's a jackhammer next door. Thank you very much. Oh my god. It sounded like it You can pick it up this behind the mic. It's really I'll tell you what I thought it was which is why I was I thought it was a dot matrix printer it sounds like I'm like you gotta be kidding me You know they still sell those things oh really we should hook one up do a print out one of those nude pictures in ASCII art
1:47:18 Asking nudes Those were the days all dot nudes dot aski I got one note on hunter one piece You've got karma make sure that blasts out to all of Darren's peeps here we go Yeah, so the yeah, I'm more annoyed by that noise than you are believe me. Oh Mm comes in from Quennell BC or kesnell. I'm not sure you pronounce it something BC, but it's over by spasm 222 22 Donna Donna in the morning Donna This donation is in behalf of my boyfriend. Oh hen we hen I'm not sure you pronounce that
1:48:07 He is one of your biggest fans and aspires to be a knight one day. He also talks about your podcast to anyone that might be interested in it. Nice. Good for him. This donation is his late birthday present. Happy birthday. I'm guessing. Je t'aime. I love him. Je t'aime. I'm guessing. Qu'est-ce que tu dis là, je t'aime? Him or she, I don't know. I don't have any idea what him or she is. Now, it was Candanavian. Does that mean it's an exact producer? What's 22222 Candanavian, Doug? Someone Doug Doug Doug what is to 22 that 22 and a Candanavian in the mirror if it remained Canadian money All right, we'll move on all the beast American money. What does it become? Yeah, what is it was a Candanavian money? Yeah Daniel Reese
1:48:56 Daniel Reason, okay I don't have a note from him. It's in Riverside, California, 211-14. I don't have a note from Douglas Kuhlman in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. And there was no note for, there's a run of them here. Here it is. Bill Morky, California, Jeff Madrazo. No note from him. Hold on, hold on. 222-22 is 281-31, so it's not enough. That doesn't make it. Still great. She's, she tems, she tems him. Daniel Douglas and Jeff, and Jeff's in Fillmore, California, I don't know what that is. Kendra Lamott in East Haven, Connecticut, $200.08.
1:49:39 Uh, and she starts off with your favorite. Hi guys! I started listening in November when my brother told me about your show. Keep up the great work. Oh, by the way, please call out my brother Jay Lamott of Old Saybrook, Connecticut as a douchebag. He's too cheap to donate. Wow. Signed, Kendra Lamott, East Haven, Connecticut, and all that's missing is bye! Peter Egan in Glenning Valley, New South Wales 200 bucks. Pants, then shoes, no jingles, no karma, sneaky. Okay. Anonymous in Jackson, Mississippi. Yeah, this is, now it says here, I will email you both directly, keep my name anonymous. And I believe this is the email address
1:50:33 The email you and I were discussing briefly. Oh, you think that one does that long email? I do have a yeah, I do. Do you have a good one? That's got secret information in it that we he doesn't know but if if it is what I'm thinking it is, you know, he starts off by saying I've tried to sit down or I'm trying to find it right now and and read this note several times and or write this note several times. Yeah, this is the China. He's in China. Yeah, is that the 773 words? I don't know if it's that at the end or not. The keeper countered him. Oh, I don't know. It's long. You want to just read a little bit from it? Well, I mean, it's something that would be nice to reprint someplace like on the Cosmic Weenie or something. It's a good note.
1:51:21 This note is not concise enough. He just is lamenting the fact that if you live outside of US media and social media for so long, it really opens your eyes to the evil of these groups. As an example of two weeks of no US media, no social media, and admittedly no English language conversations about politics, I had more energy and was able to rapidly learn a new language, something I had failed at before. It was like my mind was constantly wasting time trying to make sense of the constant flow of conflicting and paradoxical statements. I think that's valuable. observation. Human beings cannot live in a paradox and that feeling you get listening to politicians speak, that is a paradoxical warning. I believe I have an idea and it's simple enough for anyone to do. Get a list of all state congressional officials, not those in DC. Many of these people do not support what is happening in Washington. They will read their emails and they will read their snail mail.
1:52:16 Send them a simple request and send this to everybody regardless of their party. I would like the state to amend all employment laws to prohibit any discrimination due to political affiliation or assumed affiliation. We would like the state to amend all employment laws to prohibit any inquiries regarding political affiliation or assumed affiliations. This would benefit everyone, he writes, including the people who see themselves in currently favorable groups. groups shift politics change people never win if their livelihood can be impacted for simply existing and it goes on with this complaint so we appreciate it and we both read it yeah there was something at the end here well you look through that no yeah he was I'll just read this little bit so he says he'd like to get my that's I'm the old fart he says right there
1:53:09 He wants a prediction on 2022 and then after he's done and he wants you, you need something about the, oh yes, yeah, this is not happening. I'm gonna answer for Adam. This is someone who's been out of it so long doesn't realize that Adam already did this. He writes, after we are done with lockdowns and insanity, I think you need to offer a course for building an independent podcast network. Not an exit strategy I could easily be the primary to get people back into building their own tech. Yes Thank you podcast index org Join in the fun open for all in it again. Yeah. Yeah, this is a new new version podcast is a pod show version 3 yeah, I don't think so that's that's not what I'm doing I
1:54:04 That's not what we're doing. It doesn't have to be the same exact thing. Yeah, we're building. He wants a jingle. I'm always going for my favorite, which is the share a secret if you can find it. Share a secret. It's not tell a secret. Let's hold hands and tell a secret, I think. Yes. That's why I always get it wrong. Oh, there's no winning. We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot. Now everyone hug and share a secret. Oh, share a secret, but the title is tell a secret. Okay. Got it. Then that's where we're headed. That's the clip. That's it. We're right back on track. Eric Sinkmeyer from Michigan, Fort...
1:54:48 Grashit in the morning from Gitmo North Stum lagar, Michigan as a listener for over a decade I used to have a very small subscription donation for a short time But when PayPal forgot the subscription it happens check your subscriptions people I had three comes in one three kids in one income two are now in college Wow kids have grown up with us two are now in college and Which school? Ivy League, no doubt. But I still had a little extra dollar income and I wanted to get de-douched. Well, let's do that right away then. You've been de-douched. I punched my smoking hot wife in the mouth this summer and while dollars are still tight, she was on board with the donation. Ah, the family that no agenda's together. I'd love a jobs karma for the handyman construction side job a buddy of mine and I started during the Demick.
1:55:38 We'll do that for you once a soixante-neuf, a 69-69, a soixante-neuf as we call it. And that's true, we got that for you and thank you so much. 69! 69, dudes! Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. Trevor Lohman in Loma Linda, California down south from here. 200 bucks. Thank you for reading my note last week and mentioning my coffee roasting business. Good boy coffee. Good boy coffee. Here's the 20% promise since the last show. More specifically $13.63 is your share from the last show. I'm donating the rest.
1:56:23 I suspect it would have been more than $13, but unfortunately John C., where the C stands for Cold Read... Oh, here we go. Read the URL incorrectly. Oh noes, this is horrible! We botched their marketing! Yeah, that's what I'm guessing that's what happened. The Co. in Good Buy Coffee Co. No, no, stop, stop, stop. It's Good Boy Coffee Co. You're already botching it. I think that must have something against this poor guy. Let me try it. Goodboycoffeeco.com Goodboycoffeeco.com Maybe Adam should read this next part to be safe.
1:57:05 And he just did. Mentioned the show on his own. He didn't even ask to be asked. Oh, that's right. Mentioned the show for a 20% donation. Strong work on your cupping knowledge, John. Thanks guys. No jingles, no karma. Thank you very much. It was very kind of you. I know about the cupping. No agenda where the make goods are paid for by the marketer. I know. What a model. Pay attention advertisers. These are people who give a crap about our product and we care about them. That's what's going on here. That's what's really going on. Lieutenant Winters in Nashua, New Hampshire is $200 and we're almost done.
1:57:45 Thanks for being one of the few sane voices left in the world if you acknowledge the donation, please refer to me as lieutenant winners Thanks, okay, what we did you got it and last but not least is Dame G money a g-dollar sign money It's her name is G money. That's what it is to money in Dallas is in Dallas 200 bucks Throwback jingle JCD yearning for his old-school Bakelite phone that was actually the tech grouch. I tm John and Adam I'm kicking off 2021 the right way with a donation to the best podcast in the universe I can't
1:58:23 Can't I, or can I, please get some Finka Karma goat will work for this. And thank you for your courage donating his love. Indeed Dame G Money, thank you so much. The only good phone's a landline and the phone should be made out of Bakelite. You've got Karma. Ah, how I yearn for the days of the tech grouch. You know, we could do him audio. I think Tech Grouch would be great in audio too. It's a hard... the problem with the Tech Grouch and actually the Tech Hippie too, is that I developed these voices for him and the Tech Grouch in particular was painful. Oh, it hurts your throat. It hurts your throat, yeah. And I tried to make adjustments so I did... I need to go to a voice coach
1:59:16 To do that voice correctly, because I was doing it incorrectly and I just said it was not... Wait, wait, wait. You went to a voice coach? No, I said I need to go to a voice coach to have them show me how to do that voice correctly without hurting my throat. So... All we need is like the tech grouch saying something like, I was OTG before the Unabomber was in the woods. Something like that, you know, that would be good for the show. Yeah, well, you can write the material if you want. Will you perform? Most of that was ad-libbed. You are so talented. Yeah, we could do that one of these days. Yeah, we'll put it on the list of great projects. Exit strategies galore, everybody. And thank you to our executive and associate executive producers. You can proudly display that anywhere you wish because you are one for episode 1312 of the NOAA Agenda Show, the best podcast in the universe. Anyone doubts that, look it up in the Mueller Report. But if someone really calls you on at challenges, we'll be happy to vouch for you.