1:29:01 honor these donors with their appropriate titles of executive producer and associate executive producer of the no agenda show episode 1304 indeed, and we're gonna start with Sir Macanudo de la paz in New Brownfells Texas. Yay! And I wish that new Braunfels barbecue company was still in business $1,000 and the Hondo Grill, one of the greatest devices ever made for cooking. Sir Macanudo de la Paz, I hit my wife Elizabeth in the mouth two or three times and then about two months ago, I found her repotting plants on the back porch and listening of her own volition to The Greatest Podcasts In The Universe. Nowadays she asks me about segments of this show and we discuss it on a regular basis. Ah you're saved!
1:30:00 Yes, yeah I agree. Your deconstructions have taken what was already a match made in heaven to a level of marital harmony that I never imagined! She is an instadame! Yay I wonder, is he's gonna give her the executive producership too? Dame Sparkler of New Brownsvilles. Please play the jingle with the part Pink Floyd under it at first John thought it was a dog but it sounds native to me sounds native to me like Navajo or Pawnee I'm not have no idea what this reference is in any In any event putting Pink Floyd under it is genius. We love you guys Yes, I think that he gets the executive producership she gets the Dame hood I'm fine with that so they can kind of split it up They are Noah Jen being together after all and what he's referring to is not something we do I'd love To take credit for all these great jingles. No, no, we can't do that It's Yoko and the Bulldog Oh
1:31:01 Yes, that bulldog. There you go. It's actually a French Bull Terrier I think is what it was or something like that. Yes is a terrier but its labeled Yoko and the Bull Dog so thats how I remember it Yeah I thought it was Boston Terrier Right yes Sir 22 of the Pacific Northwest in Lake Stevens Washington $500 Uh, is he the one somebody sent a note in? No. Make good no not yet I know which one it is. No, no I'm thinking of Michael Mansell. Okay Michael Mansell's 333 uh 322 to Pacific Northwest
1:31:42 There's a bunch of people that want, and Michael wrote it. I'll read it later. Checking in not sure why my note from the last donation never went through to you both your emails but oh well since the holidays are coming up I would like to wish you two fine gentlemen all the knights and dames and all the douchebags out there a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Jingles can I get a TPP jobs don't eat me Joe? Don't enslave me Kamala and Obama you might die Yeah we can do that will doom kind of in those orders Don't eat me, Bojard and you're scary. So scary! Don't inflate me, Camilla! You might die- Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs... You've got karma Douglas Proctor in Duncan Oklahoma $500 thank you for what you provide us and wish you a Merry Christmas Oh thank you. Merry Christmas to you, Douglas We love that note Very nice thank you
1:32:41 Nathan Joseph Wolanik in Manchester, New Hampshire 333. Forgive me Podfather it's been three years since my last donation during the two-for-one dealio please give me a de-douching and if possible just a shout out for... De-douching first! You've been de-douched Okay let's start to get this back together is pronounced Voitech Yes Voitec Weaponry, my W-O-J-T-E-K. My business mostly revolves around badass adjustable gas blocks for AR15s so if you need to choke your gashole look no further. No... I gotta write this down! Choke your gashole that's just something you want to say from time to time Look no further
1:33:32 No agenda listeners get 12% off of on my click adjustable gas blocks with coupon code 33. So order up nice. Thank you for the that's cute thank you for the great show and amygdala maintenance keep your powder dry all right thank you Nathan appreciate it I'll do a Mandy B here. This is from... Mandy's from Bennington, Vermont comes in with a sequential 23456 in the morning John and Adam found y'all via JRE and could not be happier well we definitely need to throw in the Rogan donation
1:34:13 Rogan Donation. As a former self-proclaimed bleeding heart liberal until April of this year, I've gotten quite the education over the last nine months It's been a roller coaster of emotion There has been loss of family and friends due to my change in perspective but for the first time in 53 years I stand solid in my convictions and it feels damn good I enjoy listening to your show because it's not only informative, it is entertaining and since I basically lost all desire for anything Hollywood. It's nice to still have something enter some eight some entertainment value in my life. I want to where we go here what happened? I just okay. I want to thank Adam for replying to my past email and I'm curious if you ever got to listen to my podcast rerouted not sure if I did
1:34:59 I know it's mediocre at best compared to you both, but i enjoy learning as i go. Since this is my first donation in my quest for damehood... ...I will need a dedouche-ing! You've been de-douched This donation is a late birthday present from myself from uh 12-5 and I'm happy to contribute to the cause. I would also like to request some health karma for my upcoming three year post colon cancer surgery sans chemotherapy on the 28th. My doc says a three year mark is pivotal, and I will only need a once a year checkup if all is going well going forward. I already know i'm fine but a little extra karma doesn't hurt to any and all listeners please take it from me and get screened! I was misdiagnosed for 10 years and would not have needed life-altering surgery if I had gotten a colonoscopy that being said, I am not of the F cancer mindset as I learned how strong I am through all of it and that is a gift
1:35:53 It is also why I could not care less about COVID because something is eventually going to kill me, but I'm not living in fear of whatever it may be. Sorry to be so wordy thank you for reading this all the best to you your families and the NOAA general listeners this holiday season Merry Christmas Hanukkah Kwanzaa and to all a happy new year as well Mandi B Yes we got some health karma for you Mandi right here You've got Karma I just realized that our friend in Australia, Michael came in late with his donation. It will not appear on today's show Kevin Redacted $233.33 My annual birthday present to myself the show has been outstanding this year keep up the great work! I'd also like to give a shout out my buddy Josh at The Acquired Tasting Podcast
1:36:47 Acquired tastings podcast, huh? It's a show about tasting wine beer and spirits from all over the world and the foods that complement them If you're into that sort of thing check him out at the acquired tastings podcast foamer karma, please And I will check out that podcasts meanwhile Scott pancake is In Guilford, Vermont $200.01 Regarding the no evidence for UFOs comment I suggest you search for Wind Mountain New Mexico on Google Maps Is a flying saucer refueling... uh... it... oh is it a flying saucer refueling on uranium crystals?
1:37:36 Okay. Yes, the answer is yes it is okay Anyways Adam is always giving pennies away so I thought I'd leave one for the jar. Oh That's very sweet as soon we just say any roads now let's just move it over I'm so take a sire any what any instead of anyways and he Rhodes any roads yeah anyways anyways any roads Sir Omega Project disagrees. $200 from Hamburg, California no jingles no nothing Got it! We will not do that we will do nothin' you got it NN means know nothing
1:38:19 So Code Monkey, Baron of Data and renter South Dakota $200. I love you guys Merry Christmas please wish my brother Zach he's on the list Zeisler a product and producer and listener of the best podcast in universe a belated birthday as he turned 38 on Monday that for December 14th Please send out a goat karma for everybody adios mofos all right You've got So Richard Garrett in Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada 200 bucks. I looked for his note he sent notes in before but nothing appeared under donations or under his name Farmer Todd Farmer Todd Tia Dotton Tia Dotton or tie a dot and I'm sorry tie at tie a dotten okay in Wellsboro Pennsylvania
1:39:15 A reverend Bitcoin jingle in one 5X speed. It's sweeter when it is faster. I can't do that! 2016 Bordeaux karma, hiya folks greetings here is some folding money from a farmer who bought the bitcoin as a joke five years ago and I just sold it wow thanks JCD for the 2016 Bordeaux tip tastes pretty good but my circle of friends now think I'm slightly dainty to hell with them This has got to be a drunk donation. Boost the toot! For no agenda social on Sir Spencer, The Wolf calls it NAS I do have a question which cabinet position will Corn Pop be occupying if the Psyden Biden gets in? Sliden Biden Many thanks from the upper Tia Dotton in Pennsylvania Kentucky farmer Todd Tia Dotton pronounced Tie-ah dotten
1:40:13 I think he had a little bit too much of that Bordeaux. That's the Bordeaux, yeah He was just finished my feeling and maybe you should put your player on 1.5 speed because I can't jack this up for you You've got karma man if he bought in 2015 he's a happy camper No, couple yeah happy camper. Happy campers should all be so lucky So I got a couple of notes that want to get out of the way yes our friend Matthew drop go sir Matthew Came in and we had sent a note in I put this picture in the newsletter He apparently had his gallbladder removed by a robot Yes We thought we gave him karma for that special on last show he's got more camera coming
1:41:05 Mike O'Reilly wrote in, I think we're soliciting a note from him. My beautiful wife donated an executive producer credit to me for show 1303 that was last show for Thursday's show to exchange this gift for her Damehood and would like our feedback is not quite a gift of the Magi but it's close kids even know who Oh Henry is they don't even know who Oh Henry is anymore I am the slide whistle dad referred referenced by Taylor Tyler Lewis in episode 1295 and have been listening to show for a while now my wife Jan Houghton deserves to be a dame for Christmas and i would like to offer this accounting proposal to make her a dame. And he's got a bunch of donations things that he did, and his combination stuff so can we put her on the list? Well I guess it is not on the list now...I can do that sure
1:42:01 Donation request to Jan... Okay, so give me the name. Make Janet Dan... I'm trying to figure out what her name's gonna be. It'll be a fair amount of hope. Some standing? Yeah yeah yeah. Uh.. I just heard just uh that's a good question he's got no real name for her Good then get back to us so we can do it all properly We need roundtable accoutrements No we need round table stuff we need to know their names come on people come on! We want to this right And do we have, do we have one more here? This is the last one. In the morning it's been a year or two since I've been out... Ian outed me as a douchebag and I'm donating today to request that de-douching help reach knighthood. Okay this will be later in the show but give Dillard Ortego or Andre
1:42:53 I guess Andre of gold last name give him a de-douching and we're done no You've been We're not quite out of the way so don't know a bunch of make goods now. We do have a make good this is from Dreb Scott whose note was not read and He is the Earl at large. I don't know this has gone through so many different times, I'm just happy to read it and make everybody satisfied. Gentlemen thank you for the amygdala protection protecting deconstruction twice weekly on Thursdays your bi-weekly deconstructions helped me keep me mentally grounded in these troubled times of media induced hysteria and disinformation
1:43:33 This note covers two donations for today. The first one, $1300 is to mark the historic episode number 1300. The second is for $107 and 28 cents which I had planned to donate to support episode 1299 but got sidetracked creating chapters for the recently enhanced podcasting 2.0 compliant chapter markers for episodes 1298 and 1299 of the Best Podcasting Universe These two donations combined with my previous donations make me eligible for a title change. Until today, I have held my protectorate in abeyance if it is unacceptable to the Peerage Committee and Sir David Foley Grand Duke of the United States of Gibbon Nation, I would like to put down some roots and claim a territory. I hereby claim the territory of the Southern California Mega Region
1:44:20 and request the following title change from Dreb Scott Earl at Large to Dreb Scott Duke of the Southern California Mega Region. As defined by the Book of Knowledge, that Southern California Mega Region includes Southern California which includes 10 of California's 53 counties Imperial Kern Los Angeles Orange Riverside San Bernardino San Diego Santa Barbara San Luis Obispo and Ventura counties extending northeast into Las Vegas Nevada and south across the Mexican border into Tijuana Thank you. I'm so happy, I got that information. Dreb Scott proudly owner of the only known item to be released from the Dvorak Archive Vault The Microsoft Bob Frisbee So now you can put a memory to the name and he will indeed be crowned appropriately as Earl at Large Duke of the Southern California He's the one who bought the yes Yes Well there is good news What's that?
1:45:18 I've put up, well actually my daughter put up an Etsy site called the Dvorak Shoppe. S-H-O-P-P-E You can look it up on Etsy and find it Wait wait! Why with PPE? Why? Because we couldn't get dvorakshoppe.com but we could get dvorakshoppe.com So what's on dvorakshoppe.com Well my collection of photographs blow-ups miscellaneous items that I'm getting rid of all the photographs are signed and they're not numbered because they're one of a kind each one wait Dvorak shop price appropriately Dvorak all one word. I don't know You go to Etsy, and it is search engine on it's oh It's okay yeah so you give all kinds of photos and
1:46:07 Big, large. I haven't gotten to my blow up giant five foot things yet but i'll put those up too My goodness! I don't think I've ever been on Etsy The Vorak Shop Let me just see it. I want to see it. It's H-O-P-E Yeah gotcha I got you Hmm, okay. I'm not finding it but i may not be a good etsy-er. I don't know if I'm doing that right now We'll figure it out. I'll put in the link of the newsletter we appreciate the support highly appreciate the support from these producers who now can proudly display their titles as executive producer or associate executive producers episode 1304 are the Noah gender show The best podcast in the universe Thank you so much
1:46:51 Thanks for hanging in. Thanks for bringing all the things that we need and keeping this show rolling, especially in these times where anything you say is probably Russian disinformation so we have to be careful too. We gotta keep moving ahead can't take any commercials or corporate money that's just never going to work for us If you'd like to participate for the next episode, which will be on Sunday. Please go to devorak.org slash N A and thank you again for your time your talent and your treasure at the value-for-value model of the show our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth Oh yeah shut up Shut up slave Shut up slave Okay So we have Kaylee