1:14:01 Yeah, something exactly like that. That's dynamite. No thank you! That was Amanda. You probably... I was thinking of doing competitive readings but it's gonna be hard to top your kind of reading is... Thank you, thank you, thank you. I thank God for giving me this gift as you know. Gift? You know what a gift means? I have many gifts. Many many gifts. All right well let's thank a few people starting with first show 1137 starting with Ben Ben Sterling and he came in with 408. Well, first of all this I'll tell you what okay Let me read a note that we didn't get to but even though he did the nighting This is our black knight Yes our black knight But we never read his note and so we're gonna start with his note and it's from two shows ago It said it's the one-two three four show
1:14:54 In the morning from Charlotte, where as of March 31st, Charlotte PD has received 300 calls from NARC citizens reporting supposed stay at home order violations. I've been a listener for a couple of years and this is my first donation. It's a nice first donation by the way 1 2 3 4 5 may have a de-douching You've been D-douche'd. I dedicate this to my dad, Phil KONX73 as i assume who died last July of dementia
1:15:32 I discovered the show at a time when the disease caused him to lose interest in a lot of things But I know if he had heard this show absent the disease He would have appreciated your views on globalism and the mainstream media. A lot of people do I am fortunate to have employment security reliable income right now, but may I please? Have a jobs karma for the dames nights and listeners out there who need it Yes, absolutely you that's it we're done No, oh I'm sorry. I was I don't know why I was expecting it in line For my nighting he's got a sir scobey we gave him the nighting on the last show Thank you for the level-headed perspective It helps a lot when I speak with friends and family who follow only m5m mm-hmm it happens He said
1:16:20 And then he's also sent a song in which I'll send to you. Okay, that should do it. All right here is your jobs karma. Jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! Youth Gobs Karma Yeah people who have got nothing better to do than call in because they take everything... You know? It's uh..I don't know what the make of it Anyway let's go on with Ben Sterling $480 in Grapevine Texas And if I find my keyboard, it's here on the floor. He writes howdy John and Adam i've been a listener from early on in 2013. I started a sustained donation that removed my douchebag status this donation brings you to a very belated knighthood. I am the dude named Ben name ben that hit sir B Joe in the mouth
1:17:12 Or B-low, B-low. B-low I think yeah. Yeah b-low B Joe. When i heard his donation on show 1234 I was ashamed that it didn't make the trip to the round table first I can no longer wait. Please knight me sir dude named Ben defender of megawatts I'm sorry megawatts protector of the electric grid, please add a hookah and hummus to the roundtable also, please wish sir below happy belated birthday 422 jingle request WT7 AOC 1984 2 they had shut up slave do we have him on the birthday list? Uh i've put him on the bruh you sir be below yeah i put him on the birthday list he wasn't on yet
1:17:55 Okay, and Jobs karma as well at the end here. Is that what you want? Yeah. Yep. Okay. Here we go Jobs jobs jobs and jobs Cal Davis is up next from Lake Stevens, Washington at 333 33. I'm coming to you with my second donation bringing my total up to a devilish 666 dot six six across the board on my way to knighthood and Celebrating the fact that i'm finally returning to work building airplanes that don't currently fly But hey, I'm essential they say yes A few months ago. I was punched in the mouth by a co-worker who has listed
1:18:48 who has listed for some time, and not donated. So please call Jeffrey Adams out as a douchebag! Keep up the good work and please play this jingle in order if you don't mind Biden, whole load. Get out of my vagina you might die and that sounds pretty good thanks. And is there a karma associated with all that? No he said nothing I'm gonna do it even better i'm going to add to your sequence It was hard to get it aroused and it is hard to get it arouse but we got it aroused I'm gonna give me the whole load today
1:19:33 You might die. I think that sounds pretty good. You've got karma. I was associate executive producer, sir Charles Knight of the coin operated laundromat in Maroonfield Colorado two three four five six crackpot and buskill tea. Thank you for your courage to make this donation from my smoking hot wife Courtney in hopes she can reach damehood before our firstborn child comes in November. Sir Ominous, I'm sorry sir Onimus if you're listening and still assisting damed drives please consider helping make Courtney a dame! I'll even try to get Slobovia or Dogpatch as the middle name for our first born! What's your name? Amanda Dogpatch Crescic? I mean Amanda Dogpatch Laundromat
1:20:38 Adam, please call out these douchebags. Ready? Yep! Anthony... DOOCHEBAG And Adam... DOUCHEBAAAGG Also please douchebag check on Kyle and Aaron who both tell me they are subscribed under $50 a month but I'm skeptical Oh we had the douche bag check didn't we Douche bag check! DOUCHE BAG CHECK! No! Douche Bag Check! Jingles, old time rock and roll Wuhan flu. Baby growing goat karma f cancer for my cousin Heidi and jobs karma for all producers and listeners who need it peace. All right sir Charles Knight of the coin operated London.
1:21:37 Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You thought karma John Kresnik Parts Unknown to 2222. And he writes for show 1236 which should be Thursday April 23rd which is 12 yes, this is the one thing I keep saying you know why say seven because they put it on the clip list Adam and John our son Andrew Kresik Kresick is celebrating his 19th birthday this week You're on the list kindly accept to 222.22 for his next installment payment on the road to knighthood Andrew as a first-year engineering student He has met some new friends on campus and has already hit people in the mouth The show is a fantastic product
1:22:28 Can you please play Tootin' Ahead, Goat Scream and can you see that juice? Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice?! Mmm. Something about that one... Little gruesome, little gruesome. Yes Nelson Mullins in East Lake Ohio 20202 Uh forgive me potfather I have douched Although my smoking hot wife douched Yes Although my smoking hot wife donated last year, I've not donated since. I did so in person during the 2008 Hot Pockets tour." That's when you stopped in Cleveland which is actually held in Akron 2009 if memory serves. Formerly maintained a No Agenda Words webpage over a decade ago but became disenchanted when I saw the page was drawing less than 100 views a week. Consider yourself lucky
1:23:28 Please give a shout out to my old shipmate, Grand Duke Thomas Nussbaum. Oh we should do a proper uh shout out for him let's do it for him. NUSSBAUM! NUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Please de-douche me. You've been de-douched. And provide karma for all producers, now I have to mention that this is a jingle request there's this is again third time example of the random number theory jingle requests can you see that juice hot pockets and get out of my vagina? I mean really? Really!
1:24:21 Excelsior! Oh my gosh, can you see that juice? You've got karma. That's it. We only have five today, we're back to lower numbers after the enthusiasm that people found for our Corona coverage but now they're taking it for granted. They're taking it for granted, what can I say? Yeah. It's taken for granted. Thank these folks who are producing executive producing and associate executive producing show 1236 Yes and these are credits that are just as good as the ones in Hollywood In fact they're a little better because they work right now Hollywood is dead There's nothing going on in Hollywood Your title gets you nowhere Your titles here your credits there for real
1:25:18 executive producer or associate executive producer of the NOAA Gender Show episode 1, 2 ,3 6. Display it loud and proud and again thank you for keeping everything afloat during this. pandemic 2020 lockdown and we'll be thanking more people $50 and above in our second segment, but a lot more show to go Please consider supporting us and the work. We're doing on Sunday's show by going to vorac org Slash n I'm ready to talk more vaccines Our formula is this We go out or hit people in the mouth Oh