Episode 1230 · Sunday, 5 April 2020

Avocado Cartel

Military assets surge toward the Caribbean as global health authorities pivot to Gates-funded data models and Silicon Valley launches a new era of Bluetooth proximity surveillance.

By The No Agenda Show | 3h 16m listen | 1 chapters
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The No Agenda Show · No. 1230

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President Donald Trump has launched a massive counter-narcotics surge in the Western Hemisphere, deploying Navy destroyers and combat aircraft to the Caribbean to intercept drug cartels. Attorney General Bill Barr and Secretary of Defense Mark Esper confirmed the operation specifically targets the Nicolas Maduro regime in Venezuela to prevent criminal exploitation of the global pandemic. This military escalation coincides with record-breaking 911 calls in New York City as the U.S. Open tennis stadium undergoes conversion into a field hospital.

Global health policy has shifted toward the IHME modeling funded by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, as Dr. Anthony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx move away from previous Imperial College projections. Meanwhile, General Motors faces scrutiny under the Defense Production Act for ventilator pricing negotiations while San Francisco outfits homeless shelters with prison-grade mattresses from Bob Barker. In the technology sector, Apple and Google have unveiled Bluetooth proximity tracking frameworks that privacy advocates warn will create a permanent surveillance infrastructure. International tensions rise as the Netherlands blocks Euro bonds for Italy, and Saudi Arabia continues to weather Houthi ballistic missile strikes on Riyadh.

Lara Logan investigates the Mexican cartel's stranglehold on the multi-billion dollar avocado industry, revealing how millennial food trends fund organized crime. Dr. Anthony Fauci’s history as a high school basketball standout emerges alongside rumors of Chris Cuomo’s nipple piercings and Joe Biden’s verbal stumbles on his new Lujan-themed podcast. The episode features a $2,000 contribution from Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch and original album art by Skip Logic.


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CHAPTER 13 / 41 Discussion

QAnon Theories, Adrenochrome and USNS Mercy Incident

The QAnon conspiracy theory suggests that the global lockdown is a cover for the military to arrest thousands of elites involved in child trafficking and "adrenochrome" harvesting. This narrative claims that figures like Harvey Weinstein provided evidence to the Trump administration in exchange for leniency. In a related incident, a rail engineer named Eduardo Moreno was arrested for attempting to ram the USNS Mercy with a locomotive, believing the ship was part of a government takeover.

qanon· jfk jr· adrenochrome· harvey weinstein· usns mercy· eduardo moreno

46:44 The Q boys and girls are gonna be very jacked up. I need to, I think we should put them on for a second. Get your glasses, get your glasses. Here we go. And... They're on. You got it on? Yeah, I'm waiting. All right. So, I'm just gonna go through a paragraph that I wrote down that'll explain the basic theory. There's no need to stop me halfway. Q turns out to actually be John F. Kennedy Jr. Who went undercover when the deep state took over. This of course is when Hillary Clinton tried to have him killed as she became the senator of New York, which was supposed to be JFK Jr. And JFK Jr. has been patiently awaiting revenge on the elites for killing his dad. Of course this makes total sense with the Bob Dylan song release about JFK being killed by the Timberwolf.

47:36 So the elites, who as we know eat babies, have pizza parties, they all party with Epstein and Weinstein, but most importantly the elites in the world, I'm looking at you Hollywood politicians, rich people, not only do they abuse children, they take adrenochrome, which is extracted from children who are first put into a state of distress that releases compounds like adrenaline into their blood, And then they take this. So in order to track the elites, to unseal the thousands of sealed indictments around the world, a tainted batch of adrenochrome was circulated amongst a list of elites that they got from Harvey Weinstein, who gave them up in return for sentence reduction or disappearing him, perhaps through a coronavirus death.

48:26 So the shutdown of the world is so that Trump, Barr, the military, the white hats all over the world can arrest the over 160,000 people worldwide stopping this scourge of killing babies. Where we go one, where we go all! I think we should take him off right now. You know, I've, yeah, this theory was floating around. I paid little attention to it, although I did, but I can't set this a novel writers out there should be actually doing some serious work and providing some some you know some compliments to Hollywood producers. I can this is it's really very creative i like the way they slept everything in and it and it seems so far i think you made the point.

49:15 with the guys on the street earlier who are starting to listen to, you know, cause you hear this stuff. All of the 5G stuff, the New World Order, the digital money. And they're all in on it. And now there must've been, and then there's something else going on, which resulted in this clip, which is the rail engineer who tried to ram the USS Mercy with a locomotive. We begin with breaking news just coming in this afternoon. A bizarre story here, a train engineer at the Port of Los Angeles has been arrested on suspicion of intentionally crashing a locomotive near the Navy hospital ship Mercy. Federal prosecutors say the train engineer claimed the ship has an alternate purpose for being docked there, possibly a government takeover. Eduardo Moreno of San Pedro allegedly ran the train at full speed off the end of the railroad tracks yesterday in an apparent attempt to damage the ship.

50:06 the mercy which was not damaged its dock here in LA to help ease the burden on local hospitals that are busy with coronavirus patients. I love that story. Now that I love this story too. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I can't believe I'm missing this. We finally have a fantastic opportunity to play it. All aboard trains good, planes bad. So my wife says, I said, what is this guy's nuts? The ship is there for a government takeover? And I'm thinking a government takeover of what? The government? The government's already taken over the government.

50:50 What is this a different government? Well, we don't actually know what the guy said. The guy probably said, you know, they're trying to save the elites by putting them on the ship and taking them away to safety. That would be something that a cure would say, you know? Well, whatever he said, we don't know for sure because we don't have a tape of it. This is getting nuts. And all of these theories, you could make them fit. You can make every single one of them fit, which is the nice thing about it. And they're also, as I said, not mutually exclusive. You can use pieces of one for the other. I have to say, when I hear 22 countries and their surrounding Venezuela and the Caribbean islands and the west coast of South America, you know, it's like, well, who knows what's going on? But then the fourth and final one, which has pieces of ours, I call this the booby trap theory.