Adam Curry Travel Anecdotes, Middle Seat Flight Experience
Adam Curry recounts a recent international flight returning from a service for his father, describing the discomfort of a middle seat between two large passengers from Ethiopia and Nairobi. The narrative details his experience navigating customs in Atlanta without a Global Entry membership and his surprise at receiving automatic TSA PreCheck. Curry notes the lack of stringent security checks for American passport holders returning from the Netherlands.
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00:00 You know, like ISIS. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday, December 12th, 2019. This is your award-winning GiveOnNation Media assassination episode 1198. This is no agenda. Reading 427 pages of IG reports so you don't have to and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 in the frontier of Austin, Texas. Captain of the Drone and Star, stayed in the morning everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where I don't have anything to say except I think we beat the sephiroth. I'm John Cena. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill. In the morning.
00:38 We did! We beat the Zephyr even though we're like 20 minutes late? Well I sure haven't seen it go by. Oh boy. Hey, it's been an interesting little week. Well, first of all, before you start off with that, I'm hoping that by interesting you mean the flight back. You just returned from a sojourn. Yes, a sojourn. Yes, for a service for my father. And yeah, so as you know it was very busy for booking flights and it was a last-minute thing so I flew back coach and normally it's coach but oh what the hell no sorry Windows tried to restart on me stop okay Yeah, well you say okay don't update and it opens up the settings window like no no no no no stop
01:38 You have to update. Why don't you change the time? You must update. You must update. I always try to get Economy Plus or what is it? Something with some legroom. It's just a little legroom. So that was not available. I knew I was going to be in the middle seat of three. So my seatmates were both my height, both over six feet tall, The one by the window was a pastor from Atlanta who was hitting the Jack Daniels hard. He's like, I just took two sleep aids, I'm gonna have some Jack Daniels. Don't even let him wake me up for the food. You know, and he's looking at his Bible, he's writing his sermon, he's just getting sloshed. Now he had already been on a flight to Amsterdam from Ethiopia, so he was pretty ripe, shall we say.
02:36 Then the guy on the other side, to the right of me, who I think was a dude named Ben. My dad used to say all this. Right, yeah. I think it was a dude named Ben. Big black guy. And he was from Nairobi. And I don't know what he had eaten in Nairobi, but it was, I mean, I was like, dude, sleep with your mouth closed. The stewardesses were even looking at me going like, oh, you poor man. You poor man. You know, it's like we'd all three have to get up if one of us had to go to the bathroom. It was just a nut, you know, falling over each other. And the armrests, I mean, they're so skinny. So I'm basically, these guys are asleep with a hawk and smell out of his mouth and the other guy is just a ripe mess in my arm. So I can't even use the armrests.
03:25 Anyway, yeah look it's... and you laugh and you just sit there and laugh at me. Oh my goodness. So yeah, otherwise it was quite uneventful but yeah I will say you know I no longer have the global entry system because it's expired and I honestly I really don't have the $450. It's a chip. Yeah well And so that was just to protect, you know, to make everything go faster and easier on everybody. Why should you, you shouldn't be paying for that. They should be giving it to you for free. Well, confirm who you are. I think they actually are, you know, the way it works when you write. And so I flew to Atlanta first and from Atlanta, Austin, then you arrive at Atlanta and you, you know, you have to go through customs and pick up your bag. And I see there's a line at the global entry, but there's almost this no line. There's almost nobody at the regular.
04:23 slave kiosks, so I walk right up. It's the exact same process. It's exactly the same. And then you walk past the customs officer and it's like, okay, nothing to declare, no, good. You're good. You walk in, I got my suitcase pretty quickly, and then you have to drop your suitcase off. And then, this is usually the horrible part, so you've already flown for nine and a half hours, then you have to go through TSA again. And like, ah, you know, I've got all my wires and everything. And they say, oh, and something I typically will scoff at, you know, there was one of these airport agents, so it's not a TSA agent, just an airport security person saying, passports out, passports out, show your passport to the picture page. And, you know, if there's anything I hate, it's being commandeered around by someone with zero authority.
05:10 So I'm just about to say something snide. She says Oh American passport automatic pre-check Like oh how wonderful what a great service I was just about to bitch at her so you got a pre-check nothing checked boom right through nothing out of it You know you can keep your your belt on in your shoes. It was perfect. They don't seem to care about security I don't know what it is Well, that's interesting. Yeah, it was new. So you were off you well, they figured I guess somebody got a clue and they said well You already went through security at the other end. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm sure it was decent The Netherlands were an American and you're less likely to blow yourself up as it were And so they why should you be suffering the medic make the rest of the world suffer exactly. Oh
