Jacked-up Joe

21:14 I don't know. We'll see, we'll see...I'm very excited about this new twist in the saga and... New twist! Yeah And even better Any minute any minute all hell's breaking loose for these bastards Thousands of sealed indictments Now i did have a chat yesterday with Pachanik if we just get into uh indictments etc etc because you know he had emailed me that he let's do a show lets record so i recorded a show with him And as in typical Pachinic fashion, he always has something he wants to focus on and it usually involves China. In this case India, Pakistan, the Bhutan region, Kashmir... He's got his marching orders Yes

22:01 But we did talk... Apparently you're the only outlet for him. Well, yes it seems like all the rest have been burned! Infowars doesn't reach anymore I mean Alex Jones might as well just not exist in the parlance. I guess were the same but at least we're still listed in Apple's iTunes Yeah, we haven't been kicked off anything. Shh! Don't talk like that don't say these things. Knock on wood So I asked him the typical things and he said well you know that Epstein doesn't matter he's dead alive it's You'll never hear from him again of course and Gislee Maxwell? We're never gonna hear from her again she'll be found dead or...I love that

22:50 All of our intelligence services cannot seem to find Jillian Maxwell. Although the Daily Mail... They found her in Massachusetts! Well, here's the report let's listen to it with a little extra bonus story The authorities need to hunt her down and she needs to face justice We can exclusively reveal that the British socialite has been laying low inside this $3 million beachfront mansion. The 57-year old is dating tech CEO Scott Borgeson and living near Boston, an insider tells us she's become a real homebody rarely ventures out. But her boyfriend says he doesn't know where she is, she was just named in a civil suit filed against Epstein's estate Jennifer Arose claims Ghislaine helped Epstein rape her when she was 15 interesting to point out the disgraced financier had a bizarre portrait of Bill Clinton in his New York City mansion

23:45 Daily Mail TV has exclusively obtained this grainy image of the former president in drag. He's wearing red heels and a blue dress, the painting is a reminder of Monica Lewinsky infamous blue dress with Clinton's DNA Epstein's brother Mark will likely inherit the former hedge fund managers $550 million estate which includes the private Caribbean island recently raided by the FBI So just reading the headlines you'd think that she's holed up in her boyfriend's house but no, no one seen her. He doesn't know where she is. She's not there and then this Clinton blue dress thing is the biggest hoax I've seen in a while that people are actually buying into. Well the funny thing about this... This is one of the more elaborate or more not elaborate but it's not elaborate at all

24:34 but it's one of the more interesting hoaxes because it's very clear they don't nobody says that it's a photo. Nobody ever says that, they always say it's an oil painting. But I can make an oil painting of Clinton with a you know without doing it with a horse. I mean... But John here's the thing I've seen this photo before months ago and I remember seeing going funny because it's a poorly photoshopped job of Clinton's head on some woman wearing this dress. It's a Photoshop and then they pasted it... I thought it was an oil painting? No, it's not true! I've seen this picture Okay so just photos. Well anyway, I could take Clinton's head and put it on anybody's body Exactly but So what But they did really well with his grainy photo looking in through the doorway into the hallway to the back

25:28 of the hall and there's this picture and they zoom in make it even more grainy. This is bullcrap! Someone is laughing their ass off. I don't understand what the point of it is? This is trolling man. This is it's no better or worse than Chris Cuomo with Fredo I love the Chris Cuomo from Fredo thing you want to go there you want to stay with Epstein for a moment? No, I want to finish this then we'll go to Fredo all right So I got a couple other things so Pachanik and he's like well The thing that Trump did he says cuz I'm like is this draining the swamp do we have thousands of sealed indictments ready to pop

26:04 And he said, now what he has done is not gone after the espionage and the blackmail and anything else. He's gone purely after the pedophilia. According to Pchenik that was a genius move because he has now put fear into the circles of pedophiliacs as Pchenik calls them. That will result in people ratting each other out. He feels that the John Huntsman resignation right after Epstein, was he? When are you getting... no. Right after Epstein died I think or whatever he resigned as ambassador to Russia and the story is well he's gonna run for governor of Ohio Wait John Huntsman they got ran for president yeah the guy who used to be in the ambassador to China And now he is the ambassador to Russia

27:02 Well, not anymore. He was yeah! I gotta look this up...I don't know any of this This is John Huntsman as we've played him many times. He doesn't really like Chika Ching Ching. Chika Ching Ching is right. So Pachanick thinks that he might have been to Chika Ching Ching and Hapudad Takka Ching Ching with Epstein. He is listed on the manifest as one of the participants in flying on the Lolita Express So Pachanik says I think he had to resign to get ready for anything coming up. Lookup John Huntsman, oh nevermind got it spelled wrong How can you misspell Huntsman? By some psychology I pronounced with a K One other name He brought out and that name is also all of the sudden in the news Bill Gates

27:57 Yeah, Bill Gates showed up in the stream and the news stream yesterday. And the story goes back to I believe 2015 when a huge cache of child pornography was found somewhere within The Gates compound and it was immediately blamed on some rogue employee who never went to jail nothing happened we don't even know his name is just gone But Pachanik is very adamant about Gates being compromised. And it's interesting because we're talking, in all of these different circles one name keeps popping up one brand name and I actually wanted to let me see if i have this...I found some other information that relates to this and I'll get to this brand name the day after the alleged hanging

28:55 There was something odd that caught my eye, my ear only coming from ABC. Now the New York Post... First of all apparently on 4chan there was a post about this happening way before the mainstream got it before it would supposedly even happen I don't know so thats fine. Yeah they keep talking about this. That's fine whatever New York Post put something out almost the same time ABC News did and ABC News really led the story. But across the board in all of their written articles including this first report there was something new instead of calling him the billionaire financier, the billionaire hedge fund manager it became... So sources tell ABC news Jeffrey Epstein took his own life

29:37 timing and circumstances are unclear right now but the mega millionaire is accused of exploiting and abusing dozens of minor groups. The mega millionaire, and this kept coming back mega millionaire and no one has said it since except for ABC as far as I can tell And it didn't take me long to find the mega group Now if this was some kind of code then it would relate to this The mega group was this group of very wealthy Jewish businessmen all who, going back to Meyer Lansky was in there the Bronfman Sr. was in there Wexner was in there and then also Maxwell Juslane's dad Robert Maxwell was a part of this group and Epstein became a part of the group when he went through his association with Wexner

30:36 of L brands and in this group almost every single one of these people has touched or, in Maxwell's case directly sold the promise software which we've talked about before. This is from Inslaw This was the old scandal from years back. It's a very old story and actually I put a couple links in the show notes to look at it, there is something called The Last Circle... Yeah everybody who has ever really looked into it from an investigative perspective is dead! So I'm like, yeah don't think I need to dig too deep on this. You know there's about six bodies but briefly the story is that a Silicon Valley company Inslaw created this system called PROMIS no e drop the E for extra savings

31:26 And it was able to connect to mainly financial databases and systems, but it really connected everything and all databases that were being created in build. We're going back to the 60s now this is the late sixties that a lot of this work started And so it eventually wound up getting sold to the US government, but instead of just being good users they copied this apparently with Israeli intelligence built in a back door. And then engage Robert Maxwell to sell it to other countries, to intelligence services in other countries. Which the original Inslaw company didn't know about until they started getting calls from the French government for support in French and then they kind of caught on what was going on Yeah, they got ripped off and never got paid! Well some of them got killed

32:21 And some got killed when they looked into it. But if you look at this promise software and the story around it, almost all of these people somehow right up to Barr actually all have been involved with this software in one form or another but Maxwell apparently was the sales guy so you know... He's dead yeah he's dead It could have been I mean, once you have someone's financial information you can really track their finances at the banking level which is what this is used for mainly. You really can start to predict things that are going on that this person is going to do not unlike Silicon Valley today in fact there's enough circumstantial evidence to think that if not some of the code but certainly the methodology of promise has been replicated in Peter Thiel's Palantir software

33:13 So there's a lot going on around that and well, let me just say the final thing. The final thing is in this would be the claim that Bill Gates was compromised very early on in the Microsoft trajectory probably through you know a honey trap honey pot type scenario and that the promise of widget or some code has been in Windows for as long as we've been on the planet apparently. And that wouldn't surprise me! Well, a couple things I can at least note... Silicon Valley has a lot of methodologies for tracking tail numbers of private jets going here and there

40:16 Gaston from the US and he was talking about the Epstein case and of course at the moment supreme. So if Epstein secrets died with him now are we gonna learn a lot more about all those rich powerful and famous people that allegedly had girls procured for them by Epstein? Hopefully, we learn what was going on there. The prosecution is not dead because one of the charges against Jeffrey Epstein was a conspiracy charge and that's significant because it means that other people were involved so we know that other people were due to be charged they just haven't been charged yet but with the names you're starting to see thrown around in these things

41:00 high officials in the Clinton administration. You're talking about names in the royal family, all kinds of names have been thrown around and we're just scratching the surface of documents that are available now. So Mark Lee is there a chance that we do learn the truth? it's so outrageous that nobody actually believes it. You know, I was asked that question a number of times today and just remains to be seen what the resolve is of prosecutors in the you know it may not be a prosecutor who finds out the truth maybe some intrepid reporter like Podcaster! Who takes into their mouth and runs with it and finds it determined for after years and years to find out what the truth is but I think that the truth is

41:42 At its core probably something... Oh! Uh oh. Well, obviously people are onto me I am through the looking glass My reputation- I mean we have nothing to do with you You're on your own Yeah so the minute the guy says here's the truth Here's what going on They pull the satellite plug Perfect It just builds and builds and builds. Now, so many cool characters are coming out of the woodwork Judith Miller do you remember Judith Miller? Who can forget Judith Miller? The spook who took us into Iraq! She basically got us into Iraq into the war In part thanks to her reporting on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction

42:36 both before and after the 2003 invasion, which later we discovered was inaccurate information came from the intelligence community. So she's a spoke and I don't understand why anyone would want her on their media property but i guess when Tucker Carlson is out you have Mark Stein in who I like as a commentator I think he's really poor as a host You can barely get a sentence out without stammering and stuttering, and it's just no good. But she said something quite remarkable! One of those as in the truth wants to come out... My point is this guy is at the preliminary stage All the United States government had to do was keep him alive until the trial

43:24 And it's brazen, if you were writing a thriller you wouldn't put in anything this obvious where he just gets whacked before the trial. It is brazen either in its incompetence or in its cynicism and corruption and the American people seem to be leaning towards The latter one of those explanations. I know that people love to embrace conspiracy theories, Mark but i really think we have to wait until all the facts are in and the facts by the way are changing a lot We know some things about... The facts are changing a lot! Okay you would know how that works Judith Miller. The facts are changing That's not how reporter does work

44:13 Anyway, we all know basically that Trump is to blame for everything. That's Trump's fault! Hey and on the Trump rotation, trumprotation.com Yeah? Do we have conspiracy theorists now listed I don't know where that fits in Oh oh OH Within hours of Jeffrey Epstein's apparent suicide President Trump was retweeting a conspiracy theory linking Bill Clinton to his death It was immediately picked up by Russian state media going viral A Clinton spokesperson calling the tweet ridiculous and of course not true. But a top Trump advisor defending it I think the president just wants everything to be investigated For the President seizing on conspiracy theory as part of a pattern He launched his political career with false birther claim against President Obama he may not have been born in this country In 2016 there was bizarre claim that Republican rival Ted Cruz's father had been involved in Kennedy assassination There is picture of him

45:09 And crazy Lee Harvey Oswald having breakfast. And after the election, the false charge that millions in California had voted illegally for Hillary Clinton The same person votes many times! You probably heard about that Other examples? That Justice Scalia may have been murdered That vaccines cause autism Or thousands of Muslims celebrated in Jersey City on 9-11 But tying Bill Clinton to Epstein's death reached a new level. Certainly, to accuse even by implication of a predecessor of murder conspiracy puts us in a whole different realm of reality. Clinton and Trump had both known Epstein and Trump critics countered by blaming Mr. Trump online for Epsteins' death. Marco Rubio chided both sides for spreading conspiracies

45:57 But no one did it with as big a megaphone as the president. So the message went out to all ships at sea, okay we gotta label this guy's conspiracy theorist! Now noted he definitely sparked that with his retweet of the video which was a funny joke about the Clinton body count but NPR got down in the weeds and got some experts in and let's talk about this conspiracy what is how does this work? I will say, looking at the list. I will have to put it on the list as number 56 moving the criminal ones up by one but I'll put it at the end because definitely because of this birther and all the rest of us she did a good run down there if you're gonna make somebody look like they can do that anybody by the way well take a bunch of discrepant stuff and package in such a way that you can say is all one thing and I'm in! I think it should be on the list

50:13 Hold on a second. You know, I it's these um It's these questions that you know the answers to I mean connect the dots about what he's been doing in this country Connect the dots is what I've said I said that we need the information We need to connect the dots and we got a drill down. We've gotta connect the dots get the facts Connect the dots. Do everything that I possibly can to help connect the dots? I've said we've got to connect your dots! I've always said if we connect the dots, I believe that they should have to connect the dots if we're able... Yeah To connect the dots and if we determine facts, if the dots are connected let's get to the bottom. Yeah, connect the dots Maxine Waters! I needa get on this softball team What?!

51:02 That's something I didn't get that one. And he went all the way up to the elite circles of CNN International, Christiane Anampour! Now hold on a second... Democracy is under serious threat from conspiracy theories? How do we put that together? Connect the dots man. Now democracy is under increasing threat from conspiracy theories, from fake news a war of misinformation online and it's coming right from the top in many occasions this weekend President Trump retweeted a conspiracy theory blaming the Clintons for the death of the multi-millionaire sex offender Jeffrey Epstein There you go! It's hurting our democracy

51:53 Well, this democracy under threat is getting on my nerves. But to think about this conspiracy thing where I think there's an element kind of missing that it just can't... This in itself is a conspiracy theory and you've identified the fact that you have the same talking points from different outlets that are very discrepant by the way they're not like ABC NBC is different and you've picked on that, but what would be the real motivation to get people to think oh it's just a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theory? Oh deep state! Just a conspiracy theory there's no deep state And this is all eating away, if you look at the entire Trump rotation it all eats away at the idea of draining the swamp and clearing the deep state which is the bureaucratic technocracy that runs the country. It's the people that are always there and they've created their own government shadow government for all practical purposes which runs everything

52:51 And then they obviously run the news media too nowadays by telling them what to do and what to say. Yes, which we've proven pretty much by this opening of this particular show although we prove it week after week yeah and you know I would say You know, there's a pretty good conspiracy theory right now that all these mass shootings it's all because of Trump. Trump did it they're using the same words I mean yeah It's a manifesto that was uploaded by someone else at different time but okay we'll just look past that It's just all you know...it's all Trump's he can actually mind control people

1:19:29 I would like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the conspiracy theories John C. Dvorak! In the morning to you Mr. Adam McCreary also in the morning all ships of sea boots on the ground subs in the water feet in the air and all the dames and knights out there And a big hearty hefty in the morning to the trolls in our troll room they've been very patient today let me see how many we got in the troll room today it's noagendastream.com 1020 people in in the chat room, listening live. We do it on Thursdays this being the second Thursday of the week sometimes the first is known as Sunday and it's a great place to go 24 hours a day always something cool happening noagendastream.com and big in the morning as well to our artist Dada

1:20:15 Who brought us the artwork for episode 1163 by posting it to noagendaartgenerator.com We had a number of different actually I recall we were supposed to probably review the art because well people submit and Let me see, we had a lot of egg timers and egg jokes which didn't really you know feel all that funny to us we also It's their semi-lewd, rude route. Yeah unlike the show and the one that we liked was this one by Data which showed the inside of a cell block kind of in... there are lot layers to it so some of the bars had been sawed off So this implies an extraction of Epstein And then on the wall it says for good time call Lolita

1:21:08 That was a funny that we thought it was humorous. Yeah, the sick but right in line with what we like so I think this is the first score for data maybe it's the second I'm not sure but we truly appreciate the work and he's done a number of pieces and they're all okay they're all good but there I don't know these gotten any in but so this may be one or number at first or second no he got the spits and cunny dot I think we use that one you can say I don't have to go look that went up he might have gotten that I think he did get that one. Anyway, you got that because it was just pretty yes Well we appreciate the work that all of our artists do and it is a part of our value for value network It works extremely well We have websites systems Clips artwork just so many things that are being done by the producers of this show because That's what you are You're all producers

1:55:44 Hey, did you I don't have a clip or anything but I'm sure you and Horowitz have talked about beyond meat because they had a pretty interesting IPO and they think very successful with their public offering correct? Yeah. Yeah. What I did not know is that Kleiner Perkins and Al Gore's sustainability fund are massive investors in the Beyond Meat company Well, it looks like they got out with a profit! Yeah but the timing of it you know they made their investments and had that timed very interestingly with the IPCC report, which very clearly spelled out that we need to rethink how we use our agriculture and we should be going meatless. Yeah And you know so it was like they invest, you get the IPCC report and then beyond meat goes public. I think that's investigation worthy What's their invest... let's say

1:56:46 that Gore knew about this report before it came out, was to investigate. This is like a... This is similar to the reason they allow congressmen to invest on bills and stuff that are enacted. It's not true insider information. Insider information is technically when you know something a company is about to do. Well he knew there were... The way I would see it as this And you know, yeah okay there's no reason to investigate. I'm just connecting the dots man! Leave me alone! Connecting the dots man! Al Gore is just no good. Al Gore has been pretty savvy as an investor. He's very savvy as an investor

1:57:34 He's also apparently humps chambermaids like a horny poodle, but we don't talk about that. I wonder what happened to that story and how Al Gore was somehow involved in the Epstein thing and they kept his name out of it? Yeah well we'll see... We'll see... You got anything on Hong Kong because that's heating up! That's... I do have one of the latest this is a Hong Kong report from Canada and it is called Something. Where is it? I don't know, looking for it... Oh! China trade dispute perhaps? I don't believe so but let's play it

2:07:50 Of course I immediately move the paper and now i can't find it. Okay, was there something? Here is here this is a make good we gotta do okay it's Rudolph Vesely In the morning, I'm assuming my emails don't go through since I haven't received any replies. I don't know blah blah blah. I sent a donation of $3.53 last week and John read on Thursday the first half of my message The second half wasn't read which is okay except that i didn't get jobs karma. I requested a correction on Saturday but mailing you both

2:08:30 But I didn't hear on the Sunday show. So here he is, we can give this is Rudolph's jobs karma. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Karma. We do these things because people don't have a problem with this No, it's important. People have strong belief in jobs karma and there is ample evidence to show that it works so yeah I get it! I got another note from Amando whose main comment says please give a big thanks to April on YouTube for uploading no agenda episodes every week Oh yes thank you April

2:09:10 Nice. He says I had 10 gorditas today, he's got a PS. I had ten gorditas today Have you had Mexican gorditas? Of course, remember when I'm in them the base services go Bay Area I will be researching a way to send some fresh gorditos out to you and Adam Thank you for your courage. Hey just awfully good. I just got some note from Agent Orange You know, our intelligence guy? Yeah. Just spoke to New York City Assistant Deputy Attorney who he's worked with before on a different project He says Epstein was choked Okay You heard it here first Trump will be retweeting it soon

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2:16:19 After listening to Sunday's show, the Chicago meetup after action report. The Chicago meetup on Saturday went great. We had 15 to 20 folks show up, everyone was extremely friendly and eager to discuss the news of the day—the Epstein death—and no agenda thinking was on display with some great theories some which you mentioned on Sunday. We had a diverse group of folks ranging from twenty-something's to seventy-something's Lots of dudes named Ben but we also had a sales guy, a crane operator and a harp maker! I love our producers! We also had a very brave young man wearing a rainbow MAGA hat in the city of Chicago. Bottom line, yeah... That reminds me of- remember Kentucky Fried Movie? Yeah Remember The Daredevil? Uh vaguely Well you should go look it up. I can't even say what they said on that

2:17:12 Bottom line was the meetup was a great opportunity to meet like-minded folks who would otherwise not have the chance to get together, grab a drink and get to know one another. Discuss issues in person that you really wouldn't be able to. We'd love to have more people at the next Chicago Meet Up which we'll try to schedule on Friday evening I know...I hear ya! You want us to come and The Keeper and I do wanna come to one of these. Chicago Meet up? I was looking at some of our numbers And if it comes to like responses to the mailing list, the number one place that we have listeners that insofar as the mailing lists is concerned is Chicago. Really? Yeah! That's what I said. That's interesting. I didn't realize that. Yeah, number five Seattle and then between a bunch... It's like Georgia. Georgian is a player you know mostly Georgia. He's like we got everything where he go to these meetups

2:18:05 Well, probably as we speak a meetup is taking place in southeast London. It's their regular rotation also Dearborn Michigan on the 17th so that's Saturday San Antonio Texas which is Fridays I could probably do Saturdays are tough the The 18th, Victoria BC. August 22nd Charles in South Carolina and one in Toronto the 23rd in Salem Oregon August 25th is Lincoln Nebraska then we have oh-oh August 29th John you're gonna want to be there this is a brand new entry on the meetup list there's going to be a meet up at Burning Man

2:18:47 Yeah, I think you need to go. That's a meetup! You gotta go represent Can't wait to get the report from that send pictures be the first and probably only naked meetup yeah i can't wait send pictures as we say Finishing out the month of August as we have Busan, South Korea and Sao Paulo both occurring on the 31st. And back up to Seattle on September 5th Calgary Alberta and Nelson British Columbia on September 6 in the 14th is in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania So the meetups are cranking. If you want to find out more about a meetup, go to noagendameetups.com if you don't find one near you then schedule one I think they even have the PDFs of our heads by now to print out and put on a stick It will complement your No Agenda experience Talk an- imagine that! What club can you go to that will have a range of people in their 20's to their 70's And you can talk with all of them? Tell me what club that is None

2:19:49 Can you think of any example John? Well even in some of the more elaborate clubs they have different, you know that don't have quite the same politics necessarily. neutrality. I can't think of well maybe, yeah I think the Democratic National Committee those guys that's a club they all talk amongst themselves they all agree on everything. Trump bad! Yes orange man bad hey get your blade we got two on deck Hey! Squire Felix Wilson, hop on up the podium. And Matthew Wilbert join us as well please. Gentlemen both of you today enter that exclusive club The Club of Knights and of Dames thanks to the support of $1,000 per person and it is highly appreciated I'm therefore very proud to pronounceicate you

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