1:16:00 I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in condescending John C. Dvorak! Well...I can't find my tube so In The Morning To You, In The Morning It Will Ships And Sea All Them Boots On The Ground That Feed In The Air Also The Subs In The Water AND all the dames and all the knights ALL THE DAMES and ALL the KNIGHTS ALL the knights that are out there And In The Morning TO our very own trolls In the troll room, which is no agenda stream calm how many people we got in there today nice See we got a lot of people on the stream. Yeah We're about a thousand that's nice People always check in listen live hit the chatroom Which we of course know as the troll room drop their sarcastic comment drop They drop us our casted comment or to see if they can rile me up It's cool you know they kind of like
1:16:49 I guess it's everyone's way of being the president where he'll sit at home or if at home in the White House He'll tweet something. He sees a show up on TV three minutes later And I think that's what people in the in the troll room are trying to do and let me see you like an urk curry See, if he says something about it It's kind of the same mechanism. Urk Curry. Urk Curry. That's a good show title. Also In The Morning to Darren O'Neill Darren brought us the artwork for episode 1107. The title of that was Carbon Budget, and we had a hard time there was a lot of different things we were looking at I'm not quite sure what it was but... Yeah you can tell when Darren comes in to he Riley won the week before right
1:17:29 Right, and I think there's a competition between those two and maybe some of this is kind of like the competition Martin JJ Nick Doretta. Oh yeah And you know it's the real competition when they're complimenting each other after The show on Twitter for the person whose artwork did get chosen great work here's mine great work Doesn't submit a P a great piece 40 pieces eight pieces in one go all good Yeah Anyway, this was the NBC logo which he dubbed nothing but crap the peacock low logo It was just an it was a we also go for art. It doesn't always have to be funny Doesn't always have to be you know sometimes it can be just pretty just a pretty well That's the Rams head one was we picked it for that Ram said was yeah Sometimes it's just
1:18:17 for the art, but most importantly this is a part of the value-for-value system that we've created here. We're 11 years strong we're hundreds of thousands of producers everyone's a producer lots of people produce things like artwork or like jingles or clips just information. We have lots of stuff to talk about that from boots on the ground everywhere and, of course we also need producers who finance and that's the ones we'd like to thank right here in our executive producer and associate executive producer segment just like Hollywood we do it up front more or less It's not the end show credit, so we're very happy to thank the following people. Well the guy on top is the only executive producer that came in this show was Sir Carl of The Lavender Blossom 333.33 from Northville Michigan. Sir Cal? Yeah
1:19:06 At a recent Local 1 meetup, it has come to my attention that douchebags are amongst us. Please blast them all with the proper calls! He's got different people... ready? Oh he has a list okay yes he's got a couple two different ones Pat And Kelly of Michigan Local 1, I'm calling you out because... I care about you. It's a loving douche! It's a love douche! Love douche. Thanks SirCow. SirCowLavenderBlossoms.org for all your fine CBD products. Yeah it makes good product. Great operation
1:19:48 Go public. Sir up in Seattle, 233 dot 37 I've stopped show 1107 at 203 dot 40 and broken out the PayPal to make my biannual donation one month in advance based on the fantastic deconstruction of the government shutdown loan reporting scandal propagated by M5M That was in the last show. People should go back and listen to it, it was absolute dynamite! I would be shocked if your cup doesn't run over from the great work." Well... that's interesting isn't it? Yeah it is. Because it didn't. No, it didn't flow over but its okay. How disgusting these high paid media shills are you two should be getting all these M5M dumbholes aggregate salary. Well yeah we should. Can't disagree with that. But we were
1:20:38 They may not be paid to be news people. To all who don't donate, just give a five spot it'll make a difference no jingles No karma for this donation just a hearty thank you and thank you sir up in Seattle appreciate that nice words Anonymous 209 90 now this was a Came with a note about Sir Greg and he this guy who revealed himself at some future point A lot of people gave $20.99 and it just started coming in, we had quite a few and we want to thank all those folks for doing that but he gave $209.90 and I want to thank him for his heartfelt note. Should I put that note in the show notes? You could yeah. Yeah okay well put it in the show notes at the top. It's good notice very heartfelt yes
1:21:35 He does have some, well he may want some. He does have some call outs for jingles and that you'll have to deal with. He says he needs a douche bag call out directed towards myself and his swift de-douching as I made my first contribution of $209.90 in honor of my amazing friend Greg. You've been de-douched! Now, I'd be absolutely furious with me. He would be absolutely furious to me if I remained as sad as I am so I encourage everyone to join me in true Greg fashion by taking a shot of bourbon lighting up a joint and saying to all may the force be with you if I could get any of Greg's jingles you can find but namely his Putin don't worry be happy which we're gonna fake news with the ping-pong ball and a classic karma for good measure keep up the good work
1:22:26 With the ping-pong ball. I never, I don't know what that one is. Fake fake fake. That's not it. Fake fake fake. You are fake news! This is fake news. No that's not it. Riding up some fake news Ah, wait. Trying to get cheap clicks and top page views Writing out some fake news I got it, I think That's a good one Ohhhhhhh It's propaganda time Fake news Made up false stories Fake news Unreliable sources Fake news Soundbites and snippets Fake News Fake News Fake News Fake News infects the left and the right
1:23:11 No, that's not it either. I don't know where the ping pong ball went. I feel bad now. You sure it's not the one where he gets some maybe some comment about fake news and Trump going bing-bing pong? No! There is an actual...I remember there was a ping pong ball that pops. Oh okay. We got a lot of good ones yeah, we do. We're loaded Well you can play the Putin don't worry wait Maybe it's this one This is the last one the last one we already played putin and don't worry be happy at the top remember oh right Nailed it there it is okay ah good worth it I don't even know that I ever heard that one yeah
1:24:04 Alright, he wants a karma at the end. Okay here we go. You've got karma Sir Isaac night of the firearms instructors 202 dollars and two cents. He's I believe up in Tahoe area I have to get a hold of him because i just want to take the kids up and go uh shoot give them some shooting. Does he do concealed carry licensing? I don't know Get the kids that! Uh yeah, yeah Mimi's got one
1:24:42 Of course you do. In Washington State, at least for now you can just go and sign up with your local police department get one. Oh you don't even need the class? They're passing some laws because the place has been taken over by Democrats and I have to actually show that you can use a gun We yeah we have uh...we have to take a class here Yeah And close to my sanity check for the best podcast in the universe, I don't know how so many people misunderstand you or John when you plainly explain how this show works such as Adam explaining why he likes AOC. I've been listening since the 200s and I've never thought you were a fan of Trump, AOC or any other nut job in any context outside of that person's utility for revealing how the media and political machine operates. I like Trump when he provokes the M5NM.
1:25:29 into showing their hand. I liked Hillary for the same reasons and i love the show for teaching me that, I sincerely think or thank you for your courage many people give up when they go up against such idiocy on a regular basis! I have a lot of respect for you two Can I please get a shout out for my website firearms training sent central dot com. Firearms training Central dot com directory for hundreds of firearms instructors across the US and around the world to you that's good great actually yes, the keeper and I would like to get our CC
1:26:09 So if you got an instructor, and the only here in Austin. You can get it at the range but it's on Sunday all these things are always on Sunday. And Tina has an actual job unlike me the podcaster so yeah if you can recommend an instructor very open to it To all you gun owners in Gitmo Nation, you need to take a training class. Adam I can recommend an instructor in Austin. Hello! Good excellent Jingles! Two to the head because it works and go karma for my business Yes sir. Knight of the firearms instructors You've got... Karma Was there because it works in there?
1:26:58 I don't have it because it works. Oh, there is a because where I remember it oh hold on I didn't realize that Because it works? I really don't remember this Okay, it works If you can't, if it's not there. It's not there. No I'm sorry. I just remember something Lee and maybe it's never been a good person Maybe he was saying two to the head works Yeah of course that's how I read it Two to the head because it works Of course it works You shoot people in the head twice and it works I thought that was because it works Lee Oliveris $200 and 2 cents And he just wants a bunch of jingles Trains good plus foamer Plus sucking in soot Appreciate your excellent work my dudes
1:27:42 Okay, let's see what we could- Karma or is it... It doesn't say karma. All aboard trains good planes bad Oh my god! Wooo! Listen to that horn! Suckin' and suck You've got karma A big Merv in Youngstown, Ohio comes in with $200 second to the last on this list. I want to apologize to both of you for I have been a freeloading man overboard douchebag." Well that ends today! Yes! I am back on track and caught up with all the episodes and starting to listen when they are available for download. Oh, I've realized that the show gives a nice balance to a heavy hectic work life and is starting to keep me sane again
1:28:32 I am traveling today to Dallas for a job interview on Friday and then with some company. I like the way he does this, and I kindly request that de-douching jobs karma and some milf karma never hurts doing what you do. This truly is the best podcast in the area. You've been D douched. That's one mother I'd like to have. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! You thought... how much? A jingle fest, I tell ya
1:29:17 And finally, that was Big Merv. Yeah Finally Jackson Butler in Leveland Texas 200 please de-douche me and knight me sir J Do we have him on the Knight list? I think so Let's double check when we have two I believe I be weave we got to Yes he is He's on a list. He will be Sir Jackson night of his birthday list too You're asking me so much today. What's his name? Jackson, yes he is accounted for!
1:29:52 He's on the manifest. Please de-douche me because it is not highlight, well he is highlight on one side but not the other please do maybe oh no I see there's a light yellow there okay sorry please de douche me and knight me sir Jackson Knight of the transistors in honor my 40th birthday on January 30th jobs karma for all! Thank you yes we will be doing that later on see at the roundtable We do jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Yucca Hanna 1108. Oh hey, guess what? We got two shows left it's gonna be 11-11, 11-11. Oh you're right! 11-11, 11-11, I love 11-11. I'm always seeing 11-11 on the clock
1:30:47 So you got to make a wish when you see the 1111. Thank you to our executive producers and our producer and our executive associate executive producers This is the value that we need desperately need to keep the show going thank you for that And we'll be thanking more of our producers $50 and above in our second segment, and we have another show coming up on Super Bowl Sunday. Remember us at Dvorak dot org slash N-A. And now that you have the definition of dingbat, go out there spread the knowledge and the formula! Our formula is this... We go out we hit people in the mouth. I should make one quick statement. Okay? Bernie Sanders is a dingbat